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Were you sticking in things, sire? Yes,
Gary, that is presumably why they're
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called... stickers, but what are they
actually for?
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Oh, nothing, sire. You just collect
them. Don't be ridiculous. You'd have to
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have the mind of a particularly sick two
-year -old to fall for that.
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Oh, yes, sir. The king's got loads.
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He's already got all 26 members of the
Argentinian Pig -Sticking World Cup
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squad. And the entire cast of that
popular Australian soap night people
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huts are next door to each other. He's
going to be really chuffed with these
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great torturers of scum thought.
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Brilliant. Totally mindless. It's not,
sire. No, you.
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Bobby's a fun sire. I know. I've got
loads.
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Lying, cheating, poking defensive
children with sharp sticks.
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But these, you show me someone who
collects stickers, and I'll show you.
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Boys? Boys!
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Not again.
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Hi, everyone.
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I'm back.
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Left, left.
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Left. I said I'm back.
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Guess where from.
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Hang on, we're doing Chronic the
Hedgehog.
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It's the first time we got to level
four, isn't it, Chronic? Yeah, and he
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been sat by the crabs once yet.
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No, but I have.
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Oh! Barrington, notice anything about
me?
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Yeah, your bum's getting a bit big.
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You ought to dye it. What colour?
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I mean my hair.
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Oh, you're going to dye your hair?
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No, look!
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Am I a raver or what?
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What's the problem? Here we see your
knickers again.
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No, Robin, it's my new image.
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A fashion statement for the 1190s.
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Long hair's for little girls, right?
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I don't think so, actually.
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Not more stickers.
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Yep. Put them on the booty pile, would
you? Sure thing.
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That's it.
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Game over, my turn.
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Ridiculous game.
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Yeah, pathetic.
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What's the tea?
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Well, I'm glad you asked that.
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Now, in order to get to the first level,
which is the tea level, you have to
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solve this really hard riddle. Oh,
Robin! And Barrington and Ron will be
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enchanted guardians of the tea tray, OK?
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Come on.
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It's Dungeons and Dragons. You'll love
it. If you want your tea, you have to
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the guardians three questions. But one
of them always tells the truth and one
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always lies. And you don't know which is
which. OK? You've got three hours from
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now.
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OK.
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First question.
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Barrington, will you pass me that box?
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Sure.
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Pizza?
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You haven't really got the hang of this,
have you?
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Right, sir, my lord. Then you'll just
have to go back to Scunthorpe and get
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more, won't you?
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I'm bored!
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If only we could find another way to get
there.
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What about an enormous flyover?
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No, you'll never find a fly big enough.
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I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm
bored, I'm bored!
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Something the matter, guy?
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I think he's bored, sire. I might as
well go and dig a big old belly, man.
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There's a shovel in the tool shed!
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What did I just say? I think it was...
No, before that.
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It's some rubbish about digging a hole.
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That's it.
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Party on, my lord. We'll dig a hole.
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We are going to build the world's first
cross -forest tunnel.
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What are you doing there?
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Nothing. You're squeezing your spot,
aren't you? No, I haven't got any spot.
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Spottiest spot, the spotty puppy.
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Look, I've just got one time. You're
spottier than a million for the ball
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competition. It's true. I could do with
a facial.
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You're so spotty, we could play join the
spots on your face.
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Nobody's interested, Guy.
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Spotty.
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Spotty, potty.
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Big, fat, yellow spotty on your nosy
rosy. Works up health spots.
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Get rid of those unsightly blemishes
with our exclusive mud treatment.
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Only... Heck, they must think we're made
of money.
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Nobody takes any notice of me.
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They'd be really sad if a big bad robber
with horrid breath came and kidnapped
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me, wouldn't they?
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They'd miss me then and have to pay
thousands and thousands of pounds to get
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back and it'd serve them right.
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Yes, it would, wouldn't it, Guy?
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Shall we teach them a little lesson?
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People have worked soft.
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I bring glad tidings.
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Your village has been chosen as the
entrance to a wonderful new tunnel.
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From now on, you will be able to go on
fantastic holidays to exotic,
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faraway places.
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Or off on shopping sprees to buy
disgusting -looking sausages and cheeses
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smell like a skunk's armpit.
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Well, isn't it?
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Not again, scab brain.
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They'll have to pay loads of money,
won't they? And they'll be really sorry
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love me forever and ever. Oh, shut up,
Guy.
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So what's next? A gag, I think. OK, so
it is Teddy in the bath with nothing on.
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Shut it.
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Now, I won't be long. You be a good boy.
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Oh, and don't run off, will you?
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I mean, it was a practical decision.
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My hair used to get twisted round the
flights of the arrow's feet.
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Couple more ambushes, I'd be as bald
as... There's a coot on this side.
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Robin, you're not listening, are you?
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I know not this Robin of whom you speak
at all. I am the Games Master.
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What? What are those sadists who make
you run round the playing field ten
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because you forgot your P .E. kit?
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Not that sort of Games Master. I am the
Games Master.
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Blimey. This is Aragard the Fair, Prince
of Justice.
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How do you do, warrior maiden?
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This is Bazaroy the Crucial, Happening
Dude of the Dark.
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Hi. And finally, Grunge Splatter, the
All -Seeing, the All -Knowing, the All
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-Wise. Who am I again?
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We've prepared a test for thee, damsel,
that will tax thee to the limits of thy
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ingenuity. Here be two sacks. One is
full of rocks and is as heavy as lead.
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other, full of feathers and is as light
as...
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Well, there's a feather, actually. Now,
without touching the sacks, tell me,
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which is which?
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Aragard, pick up that sack, will you?
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Yep.
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Now, hit Robin over the head with it.
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That's the one with the rocks in.
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See you later.
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You have to spoil everything, don't you?
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Look at this, sire.
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Lord, how did that happen? Well, it's
the grounded side of the GCSE maths
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written back to front in Japanese.
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We'll never dig a tunnel here, sire.
We've got to. Think of the money.
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The toll charges, the profits from the
service stations, the souvenirs.
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I've already laid out 150 quid on this
lot. Look, tunnel pencils, tunnel pencil
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sharpeners, novelty elephants with the
words I've done a ton in the Nottingham
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tunnel embroidered on their trunks. But
it'll take a million years, sire.
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Close to come, sire. Oh, it gets later
every day, doesn't it? Give it here.
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Dear sheriff, I've kidnapped Guy, blah,
blah, blah.
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A thousand gold pieces or you'll never
see him again.
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Signed, Made Marian.
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Serves him right.
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Listen, you know I believe in calling a
spade a spade, don't I? Yes, sire.
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Well, get digging or I'll pin your ears
to that tree.
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Push off.
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Honestly, that's as exciting as a game
of charade with your deaf auntie.
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Guy! What are you doing here?
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It's a funny game.
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Rosie's kidnapping me so she can get
lots of money and have a mud pack and
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all her little wiggly hairs pulled out.
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Is she now?
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Yes, and a really funny thing is, is
she's pretending it's you who's doing
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kidnapping. Well, in that case, I better
had, hadn't I?
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Move a muscle, Sonny.
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Oh, it's you, Marianne. I thought it was
a fat schoolboy with a bad haircut.
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Don't be so childish, Rose.
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Um, it is Rose, isn't it? Only I can't
quite tell because of all the
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Don't you dare.
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Ah! Don't do that!
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Now I've got a new dance that you all
can do. It's a real cool notion.
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We'll be right back.
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The double trouble fuck you up, but
that's just a part.
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It'll never end.
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Never end.
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When you get tired or a little white,
you can teach your friend. Teach your
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friend. You jump in the air.
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You jump in the air. Then you get in a
huddle.
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You get right down. You get tied right
up. It's called the double trouble.
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Yeah, you're jumping in the air. Get in
a huddle. Get in a huddle. Get down, get
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down, get down.
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Do the double trouble.
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Do the double trouble.
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Do the double trouble. Do the double
trouble. Get down, get down, get down.
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Do the double trouble.
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Serves you right. Serves you right.
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How deep did you actually get?
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A quarter of an inch, sire.
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Right. Well, at that rate, we should be
in Scunthorpe by July 1996.
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Ah, there won't be tunnels in 1996,
sire. They'll have invented these huge
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flying horses and carts that'll get you
from Scunthorpe to Gatwick in under half
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an hour. Don't be ridiculous. Why would
people want to go to Gatwick? To watch
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the queues on the M25?
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Oh, that's it, then. No tunnel. What?
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No tunnel. Of course there's going to be
a tunnel. I sent out all the
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invitations. This afternoon, my sister,
Queen Eleanor, is digging the first
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ceremonial sod and makes your guy look
as if he's having a good time, if his
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mother's coming.
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I wonder how Guy is.
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Oh, stupid.
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Irritating. Kidnapped.
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Yes, kidnapped.
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Quick, we've got three hours to find
him. Otherwise, we'll all be looking for
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career move.
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I wouldn't want to move to Korea. I'd
miss my mum.
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You'll never do this in a million years.
The maze of mystery, a catacomb of
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tunnels and tests, and in each room, a
fabulous prize.
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Didn't know we had any fabulous prizes.
Yay, oh, gruntsplatter. See here, the
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pizza portion of wisdom.
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Oh, it's got something disgusting on it.
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Nay, Aragard, this be the slug of
immortality.
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And lo, here.
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The spaghetti hoop of being able to talk
lots of foreign languages with a really
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good accent.
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Here, take these gifts and proceed to
your rooms.
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I, the Games Master, will guard the
door.
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What's in there, then?
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See, the ultimate prize. The used tissue
of invisibility, which will be giveneth
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to the valiant Victor by the giver of
gift.
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Who's going to be that, then?
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Problem? We've run out of people,
haven't we?
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I hope he turns up soon, sire. I don't
want to miss the ceremony.
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If he doesn't, you'll be missing both
arms, both legs and several important
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internal organs.
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Now, are we all in position?
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Yes, okay, Master.
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And to give her a gift, give me a teddy,
Mr. Master.
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I'd recognise that wine anywhere. Come
on!
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Stop nibbling that...
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What do you reckon?
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Long hairs for little girls, right?
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OK.
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Let's play some games. Yeah!
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Brilliant! Let's go. Woo!
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OK. What sort of game? Physical? Mental?
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Kill? Mystery? Have you got table
tennis?
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Mystery. Right. Who's going in?
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Er... They are.
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OK. We've got two minutes. Two minutes
from the moment I shut the door.
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In you go.
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Er... Er... There's a beam leading to a
slug with a big red...
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Look, it's obvious.
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You get on the plank and you grab the
slug. Well, I don't know why.
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Tick -tock, tick -tock.
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Would you mind not doing that, please? I
hope there's no piranha fish in here,
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or octopusies.
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Nearly there, sire.
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Hurry up.
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What? Can't hear you, Sheriff.
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Grab the flipping slug. I can't believe
I'm saved.
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Made it.
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Got it. Yeah.
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That's quite sweet, really.
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Yeah. Wow.
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This is a skill game.
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Two minutes. In you go.
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What is it? Come on, what is it?
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Five seconds. Hurry up!
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Enough, I'm afraid.
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Bazzaroid!
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Never mind.
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Onward and upward, as dear old mummy
always used to say.
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from the second I close the door. Hang
on.
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I'll play this game.
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Right. This is what you have to do. No,
this is what I have to do. Now you, get
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under that plate and hold on to it.
Because if I trip over any of these
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and end up with half a ton of strawberry
jelly on my head, then Robin O 'Hood
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will wind up as a Donnocky fam, OK?
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Hello, Sheriff.
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I am the giver of gifts.
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And I am the giver of 60 lashes with the
bottom spanking machine.
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So put... that rubbish down and let's
get out of here quick.
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It's not rubbish.
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It's the used tissue of invisibility.
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No, Guy, it's a snuff rag.
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Come on.
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That was really sneaky.
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That's politicians, man.
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What's all this?
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Are you mad?
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No. We built this fab series of mystic
rooms, see? Well, you can just...
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You're like little kids.
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Come on. You can start in here.
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Hang on, Marion. Yeah, be careful.
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Hello,
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Marion. Has your hair done again?
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Stop dawdling. Your mother will be
waiting.
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a tissue.
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It's got a spot of custard on the
codpiece.
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It's not just a tissue.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's the used tissue of invisibility, I
know.
284
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:47,359
That's so typical, that is. We run
around, get covered in gunk and
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he gets the only tissue.
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00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:49,899
What's that?
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It's my notice.
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I'm handing it in.
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Gary, that's a bit drastic.
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00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:57,440
Why don't we send him the... Carpentry
instead.
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00:20:57,441 --> 00:20:58,879
Oh, right.
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00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:02,339
What, down the 8462 by Letchworth and
Nuneaton, you mean? No, no, no, no, no.
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Ignore him completely.
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Pretend he doesn't exist. He'll really
hate that.
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Right.
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You're on.
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00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,620
Honestly, that boy's about as bright as
a two -watt bulb in a power cut.
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You get it? That means he's not very
bright at all, see?
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Hello?
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Am I not here?
301
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Have I ceased to exist?
302
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,400
Am I completely invisible?
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They can't see me. They can't hear me.
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It's flipping works.
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Tunnel, tunnel, tunnel.
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Out, out, out.
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Tunnel, tunnel, tunnel.
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Out, out, out. All right, all right, you
win. I'll hold an inquiry.
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Will you, your majesty?
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00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:52,220
Yes, I'll ask everyone in workshop if
they want a tunnel. And if they say no,
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I'll chop their heads off.
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Can't say fairer than that.
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You carry on, your majesty.
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00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:03,579
Thank you. I'll hand you over to my
sister, the beautiful Queen Eleanor, who
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will now lift the first sword. I'm not
lifting anything until I've seen my dear
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little boy.
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00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:14,220
Here I am, mummy. I've been having a
lovely time.
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I'm so excited. My armpits are all
pogging. Oh, isn't he sweet?
319
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:24,440
Yes, as sweet as a skunk curry.
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00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,800
Sorry we're late, pig face.
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Only yours.
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Stupid son got kidnapped.
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00:22:35,110 --> 00:22:38,910
It's all right. She can't see me. I'm
totally invisible.
324
00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:43,570
See, I have the used tissue of
invisibility.
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00:22:44,470 --> 00:22:48,570
See, he has the used tissue of
invisibility.
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00:22:49,430 --> 00:22:54,229
I can say what I like. Can't I, you jug
-eared, half -witted moron, with the
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breath of a dead goat and a... Bottom
the size of North Yorkshire. Can you?
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00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:02,630
Yes. Oh, by the way, there isn't going
to be any stupid tunnel.
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00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:03,789
Isn't there?
330
00:23:03,790 --> 00:23:07,630
Nope, because the ground's even thicker
than you are, peanut brain.
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This is funny, isn't it, Sheriff?
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00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:14,670
Yep. You see, nobody can see anything
and nobody can hear. Not again!
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00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:19,270
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