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Right. Income tax.
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Oil tax.
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Window tax.
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Carpet tax.
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Stick tax.
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Hmm. I think that's about all. What
about the vats, Sawyer? Here it is.
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Thank you very much.
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It's a great life in the inland revenue,
isn't it? Good morning.
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but we still get...
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Farrington, have the hard -boiled eggs
cooled down yet?
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Nearly. Well, get a move on. We've got
200 starving people who haven't had
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anything to eat since last Wednesday.
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Can I start loading the sandwiches?
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No, I haven't done the flags yet.
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What flags?
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Well, you know, egg and tomato, cream
cheese and cucumber, chicken tikka.
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Rabies, this is famine relief, not a
birthday party.
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So you won't be needing the party hats
then? No, little one, just the food,
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please. Hi, going to make myself useful?
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I think the answer to that has to be a
big no, Robin.
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Oh, come on, I haven't stopped all
morning.
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Yes, you sat on the marshmallows, you
put your elbow in the trifle, and when I
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sent you out for twiglets, you came back
with a small oak tree.
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Now, go away. We've got 200 hungry
mouths to feed. Oh, let me do something.
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Oh, all right, start packing the
sandwiches.
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Sure thing.
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Just have a little coffee break and I'll
be right with you.
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Robin, the whole show would start...
Thousands of peasants are skinnier than
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anorexic stick insects.
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And all you can think about is the fact
that you haven't had your eleventies.
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How does that make you feel?
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Well, my tummy's a bit rumbly.
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Me, me, me! That's all you ever think
of.
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Shall we take the party poppers and
table decorators? No, thank you, little
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At least he's trying to make people
happy.
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When was the last time you tried to make
someone happy?
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Um... Go away.
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Go on.
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Just go away!
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Marion?
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I don't think these eggs are hard
-boiled, actually.
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That place is filthy.
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Go and put the shower on Gary. Yes, sir.
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Right. This should raise a smile from
old hippopotamus' face.
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Works are completely bankrupt.
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Congratulations.
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My pleasure, sire. And by way of thank,
I've got a little surprise for you.
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Oh, I love surprises. So do I.
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What is it?
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Well, the job's done. I don't need you
any more. So someone is going to get
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this. Oh, what is it?
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The plaque.
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Oh. So, who's going to get it?
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Er... Er... Er... Come on, come on,
haven't got all day.
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Oh, come on, I'll do it.
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Dippity -dippity -doo, the cat ran up
the flue. He ate a bat and a purple hat.
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Dippity -dippity...
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Whoops! I think it's you, sire. We'll
all miss you terribly.
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Don't be stupid, Gary. Change places,
please.
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Dippity -dippity -doo, the cat ran up
the flue. He ate a bat in a purple hat.
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Dippity -dippity... Shall I pack your
things, sire?
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Let's try again, shall we?
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So we thought, what can we do to make
them happy? And worked all through the
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night and brought you these.
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Cheese and cucumber.
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Chicken tikka.
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Oh, no, you've cut the crust off.
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How do we know which is which?
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Pardon? You should have done little
flags.
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Ike cream cheese.
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I want the crust. They make your hair
curl.
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Gladys, that's just a folk tale.
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Well, those folk there have got them and
they make their hair curl.
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Didn't you do any peanut butter?
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Wouldn't it be nice if just once someone
said thank you?
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Thank you, Marion.
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Not you, rabies.
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Dippity -dippity -doo.
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The cat ran up the flue.
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He ate a bat in a purple hat. Dippity
-dippity -doo! Shut up, shut up, shut
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shut up, shut up!
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That must be the first time anyone's
made themselves redundant 87 times in
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afternoon, sire.
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Shut up!
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I'll tell you what, the first person to
open their stupid mouth wins. Are you
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ready, Gary?
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Yes, sire.
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Gotcha, gotcha, pack your bags, you're
fired.
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Nottingham!
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What about my back pay, sire?
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That's why it's called back pay, Gary,
you don't get it back.
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Graham, show him the door.
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Yes, sire.
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Gary?
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This is the door.
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Oh, no.
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And that's the window.
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Oh, no.
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Is it?
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All finished?
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Yes, my lord.
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Sherwood has been cleaned out with all
the efficiency of an army of shaken back
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salesmen. Well, by way of thanks, I've
got a little surprise for you.
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Thank you, my lord.
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The job's done. I don't need you
anymore. So, you're fired.
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But, my lord...
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Oh, poor old sheriffy. You won't have
any money now, will you? And you'll be
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thin as a pin and all skinny and starvy.
And you'll be so weenie we won't be
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able to see you. And we'll jump up and
down on you accidentally on purpose.
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And you'll go squish all over the
carpet. That will be funny, won't it?
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My lord, please, you can't throw me on
the scrap heap. I can. I'm not one of
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those whinging friends of the earth. I
can throw away anything I like if it's
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not going to make me any money.
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But there must be some riches hidden
somewhere in Sherwood. I'll find them, I
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promise, only please let me keep my job.
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Richie? Yes, my lord. Just give me a
week and you'll see.
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I'll think about it. It's the recession,
you see.
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We're all... poor now.
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While I'm thinking about it, just nip
down to the bank for me, all right?
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What a bunch of miseries.
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614 cheese straws I made, and not one of
them's been touched.
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They're burnt. They're not burnt.
They're supposed to be brown.
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Oh, this one's sort of browny black,
really.
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Hello? What's that? Sounds like Robin.
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It's the last straw.
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No, it isn't. We've got another 613.
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Robin, what on earth do you think you
look like?
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Pretty good, huh?
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Blimey, Robin the Sherbet.
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What's it for?
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To make people happy, like you said.
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When I woke up this morning, I was
feeling in a kind of a trance.
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Oh, please.
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I hated my jacket, and I couldn't stand
the sight of my pet.
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Don't start robbing.
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When I went down to the city, all the
other people looked oh so pretty.
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Everybody knows I needed new clothes.
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To want to be a robber, but I need some
clobber. Now I look so cute, I bought me
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a suit I can dance.
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Careful, you'll get it dirty.
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A white suit. It'll be murder to clean.
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A white suit.
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By the end of this episode, it'll be
filthy.
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It cost a lot of loot, but I look so
cute in my suit.
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When I'm walking around to different
places, I see a smile on everyone's
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faces. It must be Robin Hood, cause he
looks so good in his suit.
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White suit, suit is absolute.
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White suit, suit, there's no dispute.
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Robin's so cute, you gotta salute his
suit.
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It's a real beaut.
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And when he's walking around to
different places, we look at his
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look at his braces. They look at my
shirt and they look at my tie.
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He makes us happy. He's a hell of a guy.
He makes us feel good.
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He's Robin Hood in his suit.
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White suit.
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White suit.
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White suit.
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White suit.
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Hoo, hoo. And I'm feeling oh so good.
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Feeling really, really good.
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In my tasty, wasted, double -breasted,
get on down now, everybody.
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White suit.
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Let me get this clear. Your way of
making people happy is to buy yourself a
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suit. Yeah, and it worked, didn't it?
Can I have a sandwich, please?
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Certainly, Gladys.
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No, it didn't, Robin. People need bread,
not silly pop songs. What flavour,
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Gladys? Oh, anything will do.
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Robin, will you please write your name
on it for me?
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Sorry, I haven't got a pencil.
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You could use this.
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Oh, great.
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Five tons of emergency relief and it
ends up as autographed books.
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Pretty shrewd investment, huh? Yeah,
brilliant.
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How did you raise the cash? They're the
slice of your ego.
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No, it's that little book you keep
locked in the tin box.
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What, this?
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No, the one with stamps in.
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Robin, you didn't.
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What's the problem, man?
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That's our national savings book. It's
all the money we've got.
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Be real, Graham.
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Go away, Darren.
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How are we going to raise this money
when we've already taken everything
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got? Well, it's always the mud, sire.
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What? We could sell holidays in the mud.
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What, like Southend, you mean?
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No, sire. People could bathe in it to
restore their youth. But it's filthy,
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Graham. Their youth wouldn't be
restored. He'd be dead in five seconds
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No, we'll have to search their houses
again.
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You be careful. I told you, go away.
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You haven't got me to protect you now.
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They might turn nasty and steal your
trunk.
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Oh, he could be right, sire. You could
wear a disguise.
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Shut up!
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They'd never suspect you then.
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Thank you, Graham.
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And where exactly are we going to find a
costume -hired apartment in the middle
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of Sherwood Forest?
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I'm so funny!
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I'm so funny! I'm a big, fat pony! Give
me a B, give me a U, give me an N, give
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me a Y!
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I'm so funny! I'm a great, big pony!
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I'm so funny!
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I'm so funny! Rock and roll! Yeah!
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Rock and roll! Yeah!
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I'm so funny!
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I'm so funny! Who on earth is that?
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They're not in your repertory theatre,
sire. Good Lord, they're going downhill,
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aren't they? They might need to stop
their growing. Can I make a suggestion,
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sire? No!
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It begins with a K.
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Does it end in an ostium hire
department?
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Exactly.
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And then these eight huge robbers burst
in, stole all the cash, burnt the shop
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down, ate my receipt, and the entire
staff emigrated to Canada.
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So I can't really, can I?
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Robin! You're going back to that shop
now and you're going to get a refund,
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right? I absolutely refuse.
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Because if you don't, little Ron is
going to tear that suit off with his
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and drag you there in your vest and
pants.
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Ah.
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Pretty convincing costume, eh, Graham?
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Yes, sire. And remarkably easy to
operate, actually.
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Yeah, not bad for one gold piece and a
50 quid deposit, eh?
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Oi! What are you doing?
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Quick, there's someone coming.
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Undo your zip.
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It's stuck.
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Come on. Yes, that's it. Take the money.
Come on. Take the money.
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Ah, good morning.
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Oh, beg your pardon.
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And where might you be going, Sheriff?
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To the circus.
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Are we? Oh, good.
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Shut up. I love those funny clowns with
the big noses and the exploding
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sausages. Don't you? Shut up, Graham.
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What? Shut up, Graham elephant.
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That your elephant?
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Yep. It's realistic, eh?
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Go away, Gary.
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There's not a man inside. It actually is
a real elephant, isn't it, sire?
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Gary, if you don't leave me alone, I
will shove a pack of butter in your
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cut your head off and serve it up as a
mini Kiev. Is that clear?
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Yes, sire.
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Right. Well, we can't hang around here
all day. We've got to get off to the
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bank. Circus.
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The circus. Thank you, Jumbo. Right.
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Good morning.
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Come on.
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Bye -bye, Sheriff.
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See you, Graham.
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Sire? Put off!
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So he's given you the sack then, Gary?
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No, he hasn't. Then why didn't you go
with him?
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I just didn't, that's all.
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Go on, he fired you, didn't he? No.
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He did.
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Well, actually, he didn't, all right?
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If I don't want to go off with him, I
don't have to. There isn't a rule that
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says... Gary has to go off with them,
isn't there? There isn't a rule that
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that if Gary doesn't go off with them,
people can ask him stupid questions
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some silly old sack, isn't there?
Because if you say there is, I'd like to
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it, because it doesn't exist, all right?
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He did.
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He didn't, he didn't, he didn't.
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OK.
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I'll bet he did.
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Brilliant, Graham, quite brilliant.
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No -one suspected a thing.
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Who needs Gary, eh?
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Come on.
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Not getting any overtime, you know.
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What was that?
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I've been ripped, sire. Oh, come on.
Come on.
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I'm really stuck, sire. Oh, you're like
a small child sometimes.
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You'd lose your head if I hadn't sewn a
name tape on it. Come on, let me do it.
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Oh, now look what you've done.
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You've torn it.
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Oh, Ick, we'll lose our 50 quid deposit.
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No, we won't. You take this trunk to the
bank.
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Can I find some stupid old woman to sew
this up for me? I'll see you back at the
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castle in half an hour.
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All right, sire.
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That's what you want, sire.
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So listen, guys, the man's really
downright. They need some support, you
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what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
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Gary? Yeah?
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Do you want us to come with you down to
the dole office?
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He didn't give me the sack!
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He didn't!
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He didn't! He didn't!
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He didn't!
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All right, all right. We see something
we said.
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Because he wouldn't, right?
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Because he wouldn't let me down like
that, right? And even if he did, Graham
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wouldn't let him because he's my best
mate, right? So just fuck him in, OK?
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Gary, why is your head leaping? Eh?
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There's black goo coming out the top of
your brains, man.
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What?
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The glorious moment for which we've
waited.
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Our children need starve no longer. The
great moon harvest has begun!
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Why, the magnificent sludge whale has
come into us from out of the bowels
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of the underground ocean.
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And, yea, she has spilted her goodness
up from out of the disgusting bits of
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earth.
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Simpler than that.
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Gary struck oil.
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And Robin is wearing a very practical,
lightweight, and oh -so -elegant two
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-piece in weasel wool and polyester.
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As you can see, it's still immaculate
and spotless after over half a day's
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But unfortunately, he's going to have to
take it back to the shop because some
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people don't appreciate flair and
pizzazz on account of their dreary,
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bossy little minds.
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If only I could lay my hands on some
money.
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Fat chance.
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Hang on.
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What's in this trunk?
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I've washed these clothes in a powder
recommended by 90 % of leading washing
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machine manufacturers, and they're still
not shining white. That's because
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they're covered in oil, Snooper.
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What exactly do you mean, oil, Morgan?
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Something you're going to fit in, lady.
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Fit? Mm -hmm. I've got a teeny -weeny
idea.
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Gary, do you want your job back?
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I haven't lost it. I just didn't want to
go with him, that's all. You show me
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the rule itself. Gary, do you want your
job back?
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Yes. And could the sheriff use a bit of
extra cash?
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00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,629
Yeah, he's out of work at the end of the
week if he doesn't find any.
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Brilliant. Then this is what we'll do.
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Hey, you!
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Tarp my elephant.
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00:17:21,369 --> 00:17:25,790
Eh? It's a perfectly simple order. Sew
up my elephant.
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You're not foreign, are you?
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00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,360
Why? What you just said doesn't make
sense.
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00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,820
Take another look at your phrasebook.
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00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:40,339
Do you want to be chopped into a
thousand tiny pieces and served up as a
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00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:41,390
old lady burger?
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00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:43,600
No. Then get on with it!
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00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:49,399
Sawyer! Sawyer! Thank goodness I found
you. Do I know you? No, I don't. Go away
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before I chop your nose off. But I've
discovered where it's hidden.
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00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:53,239
What's hidden?
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00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,520
The fabulous treasure.
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00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,060
What do you mean fabulous?
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00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:01,060
Well, really groovy -like.
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00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,340
Dead funky, you know, sire.
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00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,740
Oh, and it's worth loads of money, too.
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00:18:05,741 --> 00:18:06,559
Ha! Ha!
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00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,559
Where is it?
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00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,550
I'm not telling you. Come on, I order
you.
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00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:12,799
I don't have to take orders. I don't
work for you anymore. I've got a job
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00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,639
interview with the Archbishop of
Suddencoldfield.
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00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:15,780
No, no, no, wait!
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00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:21,139
Gary, Gary, I've been thinking, how
would you like your job back? How would
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00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:23,400
like your job back forever and ever?
355
00:18:23,401 --> 00:18:26,299
Can I have a new cloakroom peg with my
name on it?
356
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:29,569
Yes. And a toothbrush and one of those
sloppy things to put it in. Yes.
357
00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:33,570
OK. Dumb. Now I order you to tell me
where the treasure is.
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00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:36,890
I got you there, didn't I? You certainly
did, sire.
359
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:39,470
Well? Oh, it's under that bloke's
bottom.
360
00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:41,210
Under what bloke's bottom?
361
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:42,360
There.
362
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,010
Hey, you.
363
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,300
Stand up.
364
00:18:46,530 --> 00:18:48,010
I don't think I should.
365
00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:51,950
I said stand up. Are you sure?
366
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,310
Get up, fat boy.
367
00:18:58,090 --> 00:19:02,210
Great barrel of punch, you stupid great
lump.
368
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:08,549
I'm going to jump up and down on you
till your middle -aged bread pops out of
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00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:09,389
your ears.
370
00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:11,370
But, sire, it's oil.
371
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:13,760
Yes, sir.
372
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:17,010
Congratulations. You've just discovered
an oil field.
373
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:18,620
What?
374
00:20:35,470 --> 00:20:38,950
If you can't swim in it, you certainly
can't wash your knickers in it.
375
00:20:39,670 --> 00:20:43,690
It's about as useless as a bacon slicer
at a vegetarian's barbecue.
376
00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:45,530
It's only good for one thing.
377
00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:49,950
To slice up their veggie burgers, sire.
No, you boil it in a large receptacle,
378
00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:53,840
you take it to the torture chamber and
you play water polo with the president.
379
00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:55,890
Hello. I've done it.
380
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:57,870
What, taken me money to the bank?
381
00:20:57,871 --> 00:21:01,849
No, my lord, I've taken the elephant's
trunk to the bank. Like the sheriff
382
00:21:01,850 --> 00:21:03,410
I left your money in the forest.
383
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:05,140
What?
384
00:21:07,551 --> 00:21:12,699
I'm afraid we're right out at the
moment, Your Majesty.
385
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,019
Don't forget the vat, sire.
386
00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:15,160
Oh, thank you, Gary.
387
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,530
Oh, good.
388
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:21,080
Nottingham, I think it's time for water
polo.
389
00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:22,390
Don't you?
390
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:28,580
You're all dried up, then?
391
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:34,359
Yep. The harvest is over. The great
whale has sailed off to join his
392
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:38,660
and sisters under the desert sands of
the United Arab Emirates.
393
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,050
How do you know?
394
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,220
I don't. I just guessed.
395
00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:44,280
Pilly, that oil tastes really good.
396
00:21:46,580 --> 00:21:48,520
Almost as nice as cuppa soup.
397
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,440
Well, what do you think?
398
00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:55,240
I like the new trunk, laddie. Yeah, it
looks almost real, doesn't it?
399
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,560
I should hang on to that if I were you.
400
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,350
Oh, no, it's too tight. It shows up my
varicose veins.
401
00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:04,010
Snooker's having it, aren't you? Come
on, give us a hand, son.
402
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,770
Are you sure the sheriff won't be coming
back?
403
00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:10,260
No, he's up at the castle having his oil
changed and his points green.
404
00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:13,180
There you are. That's all your money
back, I think.
405
00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:16,010
And that's for you, and that's for you.
406
00:22:17,110 --> 00:22:19,930
And how much national savings did we
have, Marion?
407
00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:21,870
37 silver pieces.
408
00:22:22,170 --> 00:22:23,220
Right.
409
00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:26,890
Five. There.
410
00:22:30,110 --> 00:22:34,450
Start, Gladys. That's because you're not
pulling hard enough, porridge brain.
411
00:22:37,199 --> 00:22:38,249
35, 37.
412
00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:41,759
And there's still enough left for me to
buy a nice new pair of flared slacks.
413
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,059
Pretty good day's work, huh?
414
00:22:43,060 --> 00:22:44,110
Yes, Robin.
415
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:48,719
You must be feeling really thick now,
right? I couldn't feel thicker if I'd
416
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,380
you in a snogging competition.
417
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:55,979
And the really funny thing is, you said
I'd get this suit dirty, didn't you? And
418
00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:57,280
I didn't, did I?
419
00:22:57,860 --> 00:22:58,910
Nope.
420
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:02,690
Thanks,
421
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,030
Gladys. If anyone gives me any puns,
I'll save you one.
422
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:12,630
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