All language subtitles for LA Law s01e02 Those Lips, That Eye

Previously on L .A. Law... I hardly know
what to say regarding the

untimely death of Norman Chaney. I met
Norman in a gay bar.

My name is not Georgia Buckner.

It's George.

She barged in without an appointment. At
this moment, my client, Celia Robinson,

is at St. Anthony's Hospital trying to
check in for a CAT scan.

Only they won't let her because your
insurance company is still refusing to

admit that she's got coverage. So don't
talk to me about appointments.

Come home with me. I don't know what to
say.

Don't say anything.

Your Honor, I move to suppress admission
of the blood sample report on grounds

that the chain of custody has been
broken. That is to say that we have been

denied access to Mr. Gallagher's blood
sample, and since no other evidence has

been introduced by the DA...

To lay an appropriate foundation for the
claim that my client was inebriated at

the time this unfortunate accident
occurred, I move for dismissal of all

charges. Your Honor, while it's true
that the blood sample was in fact lost

broken, the expert from S .I .D. will
testify under oath as to the matter in

which he conducted the test as well as
to the results. And his credibility, of

course, can be assessed at that time.

Oh, that.

Deputy Diego, I know.

I've been in love.

Take a number.

I see no choice but to dismiss.

Your Honor, this is clearly relevant
evidence which under federal law would

admissible. And this court knows, or
ought to know, under Proposition 8 that

this evidence should also be admissible
under California state law. I would

remind the Deputy D .A. that in spite of
the fact she's running for judgeship in

District 7, she need not lecture this
court on the validity of Proposition 8

pertains to this matter. And I might add
as well that Proposition 8 is anything

but clear on this point. My ruling
stands.

Your Honor, with all due respect, you're
wrong. And we're going to take this up

to the appellate court. Assuming you can
find time between campaign appearances,

you're welcome to do so.

My aspirations to the bench
notwithstanding, the bottom line here is

is releasing back onto the streets an
habitual...

and dangerous drunk driver who murdered
an eight -year -old boy. That's

gratuitous and self -serving. The bottom
line is you haven't made your case, and

you're trying to pass the buck to me.

Your Honor. When and if you win election
to the bench, Ms. Van Owen, you may

have the last word.

In my court, I get it.

Case dismissed.

20 -minute recess.

Court will reconvene in 20 minutes.

Right after recess.

Do you mind explaining this to me again?

You plead guilty to misdemeanor theft,
$500 fine, one year informal probation,

treatment by your private therapist. If
there are no further shoplifting

arrests, you can have this bunch. I
wasn't stealing it. I just wanted to see

the diamond had any fire in the
sunlight.

Please. Right now!

You could have got me killed.

It's a reaction.

You're a reflex.

My eight -year -old son was murdered
with no justice in the courtroom.

I'll sympathize with your payments if
you get away.

Still, it's a very serious thing you
did.

Are you a father?

No. Then don't tell me because you can't
know.

Mr. Justice, my boy's dead.

His killer's free and I'm in jail.

Well, I should be able to do something
about that at least. Look, I think there

are a lot of extenuating circumstances
here. I think that I might be able to

you off without any jail time.

Please, Mr. Cuenzo.

You've got to get me out of here.

No more shooting.

I just want to go home to my wife and my
baby.

You got yourself a lawyer, Arturo.

I'm going to try my best to get you out
of here. Mike Cusack is going to file a

wrongful death case against Gallagher.

That'll get him where it hurts.

Muchas gracias.

Mi familia y yo se lo agradecemos por el
resto de nuestra vida.

Excuse me, Mr. Becker.

I wonder if you could reach that book
for me. There you go.

ALR 14.

I just had to get close to you. I was
going out of my mind.

You were totally hot last night.

Tonight?

Of what?

You.

You scare me, lady. You could break my
heart.

Oh, Arnie.

I would never do anything to hurt you.

Well, maybe just a little.

Come in.

Anthony. Hi.

Hi.

I, uh, I hope you liked him.

The, uh, they're for me.

They're beautiful.

Thanks. Yeah.

Did you get all my phone messages?

Until the tape ran out.

So I got a little carried away, huh?

Look,

Stuart, I'm kind of distracted right
now.

The Celia Robinson thing.

Oh, yeah, sure. I understand that.

How about a late dinner? We can talk
then.

I can't. I can't spare the time.

It's going to be pretty crazy for a
couple of weeks. I just talked to Celia

Robinson. I told her... Oh, I'm sorry.

No, no, it's okay.

I'll, uh... I'm sorry.

I'll, uh, I'll see you later.

Uh...

Nice

flowers. Yeah.

What about Celia Robinson?

What the hell are you doing interfering
in my case?

Which? Your one -eye caterer? Leland
said it was my case.

So why is my client calling from the
hospital to tell me that Lester Messman

waving a $150 ,000 check in her face, an
offer he says was approved by her

lawyer, Douglas Brackman? Messman called
me.

He thought I might be able to expedite
the matter.

You mean sell her down the river? The
woman didn't die. She lost an eye.

And she isn't Picasso.

She's a cook.

Under the circumstances, $150 ,000.

Doesn't sound like such a terrible river
to me. Under the circumstances, it

isn't even worth discussing.

Your opinion is she should reject the
offer? I already told her to tear up the

check and not to accept any phone calls
from Methman or you.

Then you had better hope that you can
pull some very big rabbits out of your

hat, Miss Kelsey.

Because if you can't, I seriously
suggest you start looking for another

Let us recap.

The Tramco is proceeding apace. A
negotiated settlement is being explored

good faith in the Celia Robinson case.

The Lewis tax audit is scheduled for the
19th. 18th. I stand corrected.

And... Mr.

Sifuentes' recently acquired Figueroa
case should yield a primo wrongful death

suit. Nelson Gallagher's one of the
wealthiest real estate developers in

California.

Mucho bucks.

A sip of the sombrero, Victor.

In consideration of which we're agreed,
we won't charge Figueroa for his

criminal defense.

As you wish.

Penultimately, the reading of Norman
Chaney's will, 5 .30 p .m. this

Speaking of which, and as you've
observed, I seem to have inherited Miss

Brunschweiger from the Cheney estate.

And last item, summer law clerks.

Our final determination as to which of
you shall be asked to join the firm will

be announced after tomorrow's partners
meeting.

Very well, people.

I believe that brings us current with
our agenda.

Uh, not quite.

I'd like to know... what the
significance of Mr.

Cifuentes joining the firm is.

I'm not sure I take your thrust, Mr.
Taylor.

As pertains to my future.

If I understand your question correctly,
advancement within the firm is a

function of performance.

No more, no less.

I take issue with that.

It's a function of style, of
relationships, cronyism, of color.

I don't think a staff meeting is the
proper venue for this debate. Why not?

Excuse the pun, but let's call a spade a
spade.

You brought me on with promises of
meaningful work.

Advancement.

I believed you.

But what did I get?

I got cocktail parties.

My, aren't we liberal? Doesn't he look
grand in a suit?

But when Cusack here needs a body, does
he look in -house?

No, no.

He goes outside with your blessing to
find his own boy. I'm not anyone's boy.

And neither am I.

And I'm not going to be your house
nigger no more. Now, I wouldn't tolerate

language about you, sir.

I won't tolerate it from you. And you
won't have to, sir.

I quit.

If you want to reconsider a decision
made hastily and in the heat of the

Well, it was heated, but it wasn't
hasty.

I've got no partnership potential here.

Writing was on the wall.

If it was... I didn't see it.

Read graffiti.

You're welcome to use the office till
you find another position.

You'll receive eight weeks of severance
pay, and I'll write a strong letter of

reference. Is that what it costs to buy
off your guilt?

Your failure to succeed with this firm
belongs to both of us. I may have been

remiss in not paying closer attention to
your needs, Andrew, but face it,

you didn't do the job.

You never let me.

Oh, grow up.

Nobody gives you power.

You have to take it.

Now, you've got a choice.

You can locate an area of the law that
excites you and you can work your butt

off to excel at it, or you can nurse
your anger forever.

But it will not serve you in the long
run.

As I grow older, I have a tendency to
pontificate.

I'll write the letter.

Use it.

Or not.

Good luck, Andrew.

Mr.

Becker, may I steal a moment of your
time?

This is about the associate position.

You know I'm not at liberty.

No, it's nothing.

I've left my husband.

This is the same husband who shared his
drink with your dress at the McKenzie

party.

Um, yesterday he picked up our three
-year -old from nursery school, and he

drunk. He got into an accident.

Was the child hurt? No.

He was scared.

We got into a fight about his drinking,
and when I told him that I would leave

him if he didn't stop, he became
abusive, and he threatened me. He said

would never let me take Eric.

And whether I'm asked to stay with the
firm or not, I would like you to

represent me.

And I'll pay whatever it costs.

Whether you're asked to stay with the
firm or not, let's not worry about the

fees. Let's worry about getting an
immediate court date and an OIC.

I can't tell you how great of a lawyer I
am.

Consider it a professional courtesy.

Thank you.

You'll owe me.

Mr.

Messman? I appreciate your seeing me
without an appointment. We have nothing

talk about, Mr. Messman.

I would think otherwise. It would seem a
quick and timely disposition of this

case would be to the benefit of all
concerned.

My only interest, Mr. Messman, is Celia
Robinson.

We are not without sensitivity to Mrs.
Robinson's circumstance.

Is that why you went to her behind my
back with that insulting lowball offer?

direct offer to your client was not
intended as an insult to either one of

You are an extremely able and, if I
might say, also an extremely svelte

So if you would be disposed to accepting
an apology, we might move along to a

more meaningful dialogue.

By which I mean we are prepared to make
you an offer substantially higher than

before in hopes that we could all avoid
a costly and lengthy litigation.

$250 ,000. I have a sign check right
here in my breast pocket. Abby, bad

insurance cases.

Globe Casualty v. Kaufman, $8 .2 million
in favor of the plaintiff. Mutual

Indemnity of North America v. Hernandez,
$7 .1 million in favor of the

plaintiff. Massachusetts Fidelity and
Life v.

Tagliatero, $3 .4 million in favor of
the plaintiff. On appeal, the judgment

increased to $5 million.

Are you getting the drift, Mr. Messman?

What'll it take to settle this out?

$1 million on my desk by the end of
business today.

I don't know. That's very high. I'll
have to put this to my superiors. Put

wherever you like, Mr. Messman.

But if the check isn't on my desk by 6 p
.m. today, the price goes up $100 ,000

per day.

You've got a lot of hormones, lady.

Sorry I'm late. You should have been
there.

Your buddy Martin Weisbart gets up...
Excuse me.

Gets up to address the jury. For 20
minutes, they smirk and pitter.

until finally Judge Hanson mirthfully
points out what everyone else in the

courtroom has already taken note of,
that Weisbart's fly is wide open.

Whereupon Weisbart asks for a mistrial,
Hanson denies the motion, and he

proceeds to lecture the courtroom ad
nauseum on the pros and cons of judicial

decorum. Grace Van Owen. Michael Cousin.

Would you like a beer? I'd love one.

Two. Okay.

This is our best offer.

We drop the gun possession.

Figaro copped a one -count felony
assault. He does a year and a day with

off for being a perfect citizen.

He's out in seven months.

Not bad for shooting up a crowded
hallway. Come on, Gracie, this one's a

wobbler. You could go misdemeanor just
as easy as selling. Victor, people could

have been killed. Under the
circumstances, this is a great deal,

like hell to bring you. You want
circumstances?

I got a client with an otherwise
spotless record who sits in a courtroom

watches the drunk driver that ran over
his little son go free because of a

-up by the cops.

In his grief and outrage, he takes a
shot at the guy and misses. I can't wait

go to court. I doubt if I'm going to
lose, but even if I do, you lose more.

I can just see the headlines now.
Distraught father, convicted, killer of

boy, walks, DDA, Grace Van Owen says,
quote, I feel bad about Mr.

Figueroa's family going on welfare while
he does his time, but he should have

thought about that sooner, unquote.

What are you looking for?

Reduced to a miss, suspended sentence.

You gotta be kidding.

Okay, then let's go to court.

I know this is none of my business.

But what about six months on the
misdemeanor, which with time off reduces

three?

I'd try to sell that to my boss.

Well, don't bother. You never sell it to
me.

What are you trying to get for this guy?
Sainthood?

Look, the man is not a threat to society
anymore. What is the point in locking

him up?

Give me four months probation with
public service and two months jail time

served on weekends.

Come on, Gracie.

Think like the great judge that I know
you're going to be.

Justice tempered with mercy.

Nice meeting you, Mr. Coburn.

You are the best.

And to Stuart Markowitz, my friend, my
trusted

colleague, and my financial advisor.

Forgive me.

The traffic was a mess.

I bequeath my complete tax law library,
as well as my non -binding but

deeply felt personal hope that this firm
will recognize his talents with a long

overdue partnership.

To Arnold Becker, a man I have long
admired, I bequeath my entire

collection of Indian and Chinese
erotica.

To my good and loyal Hilda Brunswager, I
bequeath the sum of $50 ,000.

And to my most valued and unique friend,
Georgia Buckner, to whom I owe much,

and with the wish that she may find true
peace and happiness, I bequeath the sum

of $250 ,000. What?

This is an outrage.

Douglas, this is none of your business.
Yes, it is.

It's an insult. A mockery of all of us
in this firm. I say we should contest

this will.

This thing was obviously exercising
undue influence.

Douglas! Who knows what kind of
perversion? How dare you?

I've conducted myself with total love
and honesty.

Honesty? You're not even straight enough
to be a decent homo.

Salt. This could be permanent
neurological damage.

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.

Hey, wait up.

Listen, I just don't want there to be
any bad blood between us. I mean, guys

like us, we shouldn't be in competition.

You mean interchangeable token men of
color.

You think it was all thought out like
that? Trade black for brown?

Well, that's the way it worked out,
isn't it?

Look, me, I've never gotten where I was
going by crawling over another body.

Now, if I'm responsible for you losing
your job in any way, I'm out of here.

truth? You did me a favor. You brought
something to head I've been doing my

damnedest to avoid.

I wish you a lot of luck.

I wish you luck, because these guys are
going to tell you anything going in.

What'd they dangle to you, a class
action?

Pro bono?

Andrew.

I, uh...

I don't know what to say.

Well, no, uh, no insult intended, but
that's always been the problem with the

partners in this firm.

Good night.

Dan.

I'm almost afraid to ask.

Check come?

No. Any word from Messman?

No.

Maybe it's on the way.

I'll stay around a little longer, but
I'm not holding my breath.

Call me if he comes in.

He'll be the first to know.

Good night, Stuart.

So, are you making any dinner plans yet?

Uh, thanks, Stuart. I've, um, got to
work late.

Petramco's stopped. I'll order out.
Order for two. I'll keep you company.

Look, Stuart.

What happened between us was one of
those things that occasionally just

between two people.

Gee, I was kind of looking forward to it
happening again.

I don't think it will.

You mind telling me why?

Stuart, you are a wonderful man and a
wonderful lawyer.

But I'm not what you're looking for,
Sandy. I'm not looking at all.

It's not that I don't want a
relationship with you. I'm not looking

relationship with anyone.

Look, look, Ann, I don't want to push
myself on you, believe me, but I... I'm

not a kid. I have adult needs and adult
feelings.

I'm staying in here telling you that I
love you.

Oh, you aren't... No, no, really, I... I
do.

Look, I'm not saying I can't live
without you or anything.

I'm saying I'd rather not have to.

I don't know what to say.

Think about it.

Think about me.

Would you do that, please?

Yes.

Good.

Are you going to do it now, or...? Good
night, Stuart.

Mr. Cusack, to what do I owe this
pleasure?

Well, I was in the neighborhood. I
thought I'd drop by.

This used to be my office.

Really? Look, I don't know how you feel
about stuff like this, but if we promise

not to talk about work, would you like
to get some dinner?

Mr. Cusack, I have three rules.

Two of which being I never date lawyers
and I never date anyone I work with.

Well, what's number three?

You already disqualify in one and two.

Well, here's a hypothetical.

If you and I were to take separate cars
and meet up at Musso and Frank, would

that constitute a date?

Yes, definitely.

How about this? You and I, separate
cars, Musso and Frank, Dutch.

Is that a date?

A cheap date.

I go to Musso and Frank.

I grab a seat at the counter.

I'm sitting there eating my lamb chops
when you happen to fall by for a house

salad to go.

Hey, nice to see you. Sit down, take a
load off.

Now, you can't tell me that that's a
date.

No.

Not to the strict letter of the law.

So, got a date tonight?

No. Got to eat?

I thought maybe I'd grab a salad or
something at Fuso and Frank.

Nice place. I go there myself now and
again.

So, are you going to tell me?

What?

Rule number three.

I never sleep with a man on the first
date.

Good morning, Elizabeth.

Good morning, Michael. Any calls?

A Grace Van Owen by any chance?

No, no, doesn't sound familiar.

Would you try her for me, please? She's
in the DA's office down there.

Morning, Michael. Arnie, you wouldn't
happen to know a good florist, would

Only a basic 50 bucks. Thanks for the
referral basket. Call Bennett's. Use my

name. Tell him the Julia Lippincott. I
think I need something a little more

personal than that.

A $75 pot of cymbidium. That's the Linda
Maslow.

Grace Van Owen, please. Michael Cusack
calling. Would you leave word, please?

Right.

Cusack. K -U -Z -A -K.

Thank you.

$150 worth of sterling roses, orchids,
alstroemerias. Tell Bennett it's the

Christina Amorelli.

That should get your garden hosed.

Ann.

Ann, Lester Messman's in reception.

Oh, hi.

The check is per your request. Please
have your client sign the enclosed

releases and messenger them back. Thank
you. Mr. Messman.

Just a moment of your time, please.

I'm afraid there's a mistake.

The amount, Mr. Messman. One million
dollars.

No, the agreed amount was one million,
one hundred thousand.

You said one million dollars.

If you'll refresh your recollection, I
said one million.

If received prior to 6 p .m. yesterday,
one million, one hundred thousand today.

This isn't about your client. It isn't
even about winning. It's just about

busting my chops.

It'll be one million, two hundred
thousand if you wait until tomorrow.

dreaming. See you in court, butch.

Your Honor, as the respondent husband
has failed to appear, I would request

the orders be entered at this time.

You're asking sole custody, extremely
limited visitation, and a restraining

order?

The respondent husband is alcoholic and
violent, the most direct testimony of

which is unfortunately evidenced by my
client's physical appearance today.

How did you acquire the injuries, Mrs.
Perkins?

Last night, my husband.

He came by the house.

He was drunk and upset.

He asked me not to go through with the
divorce.

And when I said no, he grabbed me by the
arm and he started twisting.

Then he choked me and he banged my head
against the wall, screaming at me not to

do it.

Eric came running in. He was scared to
death.

Eric just stood there and cried as his
father kept hitting me.

Mr. Perkins?

Yes? You're more than an hour late.

Abby, please.

Sit down, Mr. Perkins. Abby, please
don't do this. Sit down, Mr.

Perkins, or the bailiff will take you
into custody.

Do you have a lawyer, Mr. Perkins?

First thing we do, let's kill all the
lawyers.

Shakespeare, Henry VI, Part II.

Mr. Perkins, are you capable of
understanding the serious nature of this

hearing? This kangaroo court?

The proposal before me is that you be
denied access to your son, except when

supervised by an attorney or police
officer.

He's my son.

You can't do that.

That's enough.

Frankly, Mr. Perkins, your demeanor
before this court would strongly incline

toward granting your wife's motion.

However, this is an extremely serious
matter.

Therefore, I will grant you a one -week
continuance, in which time I strongly

suggest that you sober up and find
yourself a lawyer.

In the interim, this court orders that
temporary physical care and custody

remain with Mrs. Perkins.

No visitation rights in respondent,
Father.

Further, Mr. Perkins is enjoined from
coming within a hundred yards of either

Mrs. Perkins or the minor Eric Perkins.

Damn it, you said it was my case, that I
should run with it as I saw fit.

If a Mike Cusack did what I did, we'd
call it aggressive hardball lawyering.

But if a woman does it, she's a
steamroller and a... This has nothing to

sexism, and you know it.

I made a judgment call.

that I had to back up what I said to the
insurance company or they would never

take me seriously the next time. There's
a hell of a difference between a

judgment call and negligence.

Your cavalier dismissal of a million
-dollar settlement offer could

expose this firm to a malpractice suit.

I hardly think that's likely, Leland.

I had Celia Robinson's authorization.

I did what I considered to be in the
best interest of my client.

What you did was indulge your ego at the
expense of your client.

They can drag this thing out five years
before you ever see the inside of a

courtroom. If you don't like the way I'm
handling it, you can take the

appropriate steps.

It will be on the agenda of this
afternoon's partners meeting.

That's all.

Let's forget the reading of the minutes.

Sorry, I was in court.

It's quite all right, Arnold.

In your absence, we voted that I be
given the chamber office.

Hey.

A jest, Arnold.

Gentlemen, we have a very full agenda.
The first item of which I would presume

is Miss Kelty's unconscionable handling
of the Celia Robinson matter.

After some thought, I've decided to let
that wait a week.

See where the dust settles.

I say we sweep it out the door.

Give her four weeks' notice and... We'll
bring it up at the next meeting. All

right. Summer clerks. Discussion.

I don't think that there's much to
discuss.

Bruce Pollack was an editor of the
Harvard Law Review, number three in his

class, a pleasing personal demeanor, no
dependents, and has done superlative

work since he's been here.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. I'd have to concur
with Douglas on this. Bruce is a very,

impressive young man.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

I'm honored, of course.

But... I've decided to accept an offer
from a Wall Street firm.

Mr. Pollack, if that's the case, might I
inquire what you've been doing here for

the last three months, wasting our time
and money?

Well, you were so pleasant and so
persuasive when you interviewed me.

And I had never been to L .A. before.

I had a great summer.

Thanks.

All right, then.

Let's review the bidding.

Weston or Perkins?

Their academic records are approximately
equivalent.

Arnold, you've been working most closely
with Lisa Weston.

How would you evaluate her skills?

Arnold, I hate to say this because she's
very bright.

I think the woman is some kind of nympho
or something.

She's made repeated sexual overtures
toward me ever since she's been here.

been extremely embarrassing.

And... Quite honestly, I'm concerned
about her possibly compromising this

client relationships.

So, where does that leave us?

I can't believe it.

I'm in.

That's great.

That's really great.

I'm so happy for you. For both of us.

Thank you.

You have no idea how much this means to
me.

I'm sure you ladies will be relieved to
know that this just arrived by

messenger.

$1 ,100 ,000.

As I calculate, that's roughly $366 ,667
for us.

Take the rest of the day off, Miss
Kelsey.

You've earned it.

Well, you might be interested to know
that your girlfriend and I worked up a

deal.

Who?

Deputy D .A. Grace Van Owen.

Anyway, Arturo copped to the miss,
credit for time served, two months of

weekend. He's on his way home to his
wife and child and everyone that's

ever after. Sounds good.

Excuse me.

Oh, no, you don't. You really stink,
Becker.

This mean dinner's off tonight? If you
think I'm going to let you do this to

me... Do what exactly, Lisa? You rat.

You told me I had a real chance at this
job if I played my cards right.

Look, honey, this isn't a daycare
center. You came on to me. No one

a thing.

You know I'm a lot smarter than that
little twit. The least you could have

was speak up for me. I did.

I was overruled. I'll bet.

Look, honey, I did you a giant favor.
You just don't know it yet. You're

You're attractive.

You're going to be a great attorney, but
there's no way you're going to sleep

your way into a job, not in this firm
anyway, and you should have known that.

Yeah, you should have told me.

Would you grow up, kid?

I feel older already.

Mentoring, Arnold, a heavy burden.

is you kicked a little butt on Celia
Robinson.

Word further has it that even Douglas
Brackman was impressed.

Great.

How come I'm so depressed?

Ah, well, uh, multiple choice.

A, because it's over.

B, because you cared more about winning
than you do about your client.

C, because winning's no fun unless you
have someone to share it with.

Or, uh, D, none of the above.

Pretty smart for a guy who spends his
life in a room going over the tax code.

Yeah, well, not so smart.

Anyway, congratulations are in order, so
how about a celebratory dinner at the

romantic restaurant of your choosing?

I don't think so, Stuart.

Look, Ann, I hate to be a pest here, but
I want to pursue a relationship.

Maybe it pans out, maybe not, but I'm
not afraid to try.

I think maybe I am.

Hi, look, uh...

I'll tell you what.

I'm going to go to my office, and I'm
going to put on my coat.

Then I'm going to count to 100, and I'm
going to leave.

Between now and then, I hope you change
your mind and join me.

If not, I won't bother you anymore.

One.

Two.

Ah, three.

Congratulations.

You played hardball.

And you won.

I was lucky.

You were right. I was representing my
needs at the expense of my clients.

Good lesson learned.

Some of us never learn.

Stuart Markowitz just suggested that I
care more about winning than I do about

the client.

I think that's a little harsh.

If Celia Robinson walked in here right
now, I wouldn't know who the hell she

was. I never even bothered to meet the
woman.

Get the job done, nevertheless.

Sure as hell didn't give her a lot of
moral support along the way.

She probably had that from her family,
her friends.

What she needed from you was your anger,
your expertise, and your courage.

And those she got, in full measure.

A better lawyer would have given her
both.

99 and a half, 99 and three quarters.

How did you get into my car?

I worked my way through law school as a
car thief.

Well, now that we know that you haven't
lost your touch, please get out.

I called you 37 times.

Seven times.

Why are you avoiding me?

I'm not avoiding you. I just don't want
to see you.

So if you don't mind... Hold on.

We had dinner together, remember?

We shared a bottle of wine.

We talked until two in the morning. Am I
crazy? We've got some kind of chemistry

here.

Look, Mr. Cusack, I... Call me Michael.
Even Mickey.

Hello? What? I can't hear you.

Speak up. I'm in the car phone.

Thanks.

Bad news?

Well, Mickey, it seems your client,
Arturo Figueroa, just murdered Nelson

Gallagher.

At least let's admit it in the privacy
of the table.

We're accessories to a murder.

Look, the man says he's sorry. He swears
he'll be a good boy. What, do you want

me to be a mind reader?

I thought we were cutting a humane deal.

Oh, right.

We all felt so guilty.

We were so overcome with the depth of
our moral outrage, we lost sight of the

damn law.

Look, if you're gonna bleed, don't do it
all over me.

My job is to represent my client. You
start what -iffing yourself on every

and you wind up paralyzed.

Well, maybe we should have what -iffed
ourselves on this one. He did.

But neither of us paid any attention to
him.

You were angry that he wasn't backing
your play, and I was so busy playing

politics.

We redressed one murder with another.

I'm going home.

After this fiasco, I'll probably be in
traffic court for the rest of my life.

I don't need a hangover to add to my
list of woes.

Speaking of which, I've had a little too
much myself.

Could you give me a lift?

Victor can take you.

I think I'm going to stay a while.

Or I'll take a cab home.

Or whatever.

Let's go

You

didn't need a lift you hardly had
anything to drink

You're right, I just wanted to spend a
little more time with you

You're a very good driver. This isn't
going to work.

Why not? Because that's why.

The thing is, I'm engaged.

I'm getting married in three weeks.

Who's the lucky fellow?

His name is Kevin Crenshaw.

The media guy?

Oh,

I suppose he's going to run your
campaign.

As a matter of fact, yes.

Well, that doesn't mean you have to
marry him. Mr. Cusack.

Do you love him? Of course I do. No,
what I'm asking is, are you in love with

him? Mr. Cusack, I've been in love more
than once.

It has its charms, no doubt about it,
but it also has its downside, and

I'm getting too old for roller coasters.

How old are you?

Would you stop?

Just go away.

What about passion?

Not that it's any of your business, but
I enjoy his company very much.

Not exactly a ringing endorsement. We
have lots in common.

I care deeply for him.

But you're not in love with him.

Being in love with someone is only a
stage you pass through on your way

feeling lovingly to that person.

I guess you've got it all figured out,
haven't you?

I think so, yes.

And honestly, I'd appreciate it if you
got out of the car, closed the door

behind you, and left me alone.

But what about these feelings that we
have?

It's a nice thing about being a grown
-up, Mr. Cusack.

Having them doesn't mean we have to act
on them.

Goodnight.

Goodnight, Gracie.