All language subtitles for Highway to hell 1992

Yeah.

Well.

Yeah.

I thought it was the bride that was
meant to get the food.

That cop is watching us.

Don't point at him, Charlie.

Relax. Why would he?

Think about it. I mean, if your parents
freaked out, they'd call the cops,

right? And what we're doing is,
technically,

it's illegal.

Don't worry about it.

Nobody knows we're getting married,
Charlie.

Except for my mother.

What? I'm sorry. I wrote her a note. I
didn't want her to worry about me.

Good dog.

God is right behind us.

Okay? Okay? You were right.

I was right.

You know what?

Your mom did blow the whistle. We'd be a
lot safer taking this back road to

Vegas.

I don't know, Charlie. It just... It's
dark.

Rachel.

What?

I can't afford pinto.

Just close your eyes and picture a porf.

I want this as much as you do. It just
isn't right.

Being our own great big pet.

No parents.

No perfume.

No frustrations.

And no clothes.

What do you need, son?

Could you fill her up, please?

Unleaded.

Gas is $8 and advice is free.

You heading for Las Vegas?

Why do you ask?

Well, it's an old road and needs a lot
of repair.

It'd be a lot safer on the interstate.

I took shop in high school.

Wrong car for this kind of road, honey.

You always open this way?

Don't sleep much at my age.

It's a biological fact.

Back when I had all the things in the
world to do, I had to waste my time

sleeping.

Now I got the hours and not much to fill
them.

Kids look pretty tired.

I got a cabin out back.

Nice bed.

Clean sheets.

Won't cost you a cent, and I'll
guarantee your privacy.

Oh, thank you, but, uh... We had our
hearts setting on getting there tonight.

Thanks. Well, listen, son.

You keep your eye out for two Joshua
trees.

If you get sleepy, don't pull over till
you pass the second one.

You hear?

What was that about trees?

Who knows? That guy was, like, really
weird.

He's just lonely.

Yeah, well, we both know what that's
like.

Navy rats see the world, but we live
like gypsies.

I didn't mind that so much until I met
you.

You make me feel really...

Good about myself.

Rachel?

Rachel?

I pour my guts out to you and you're
asleep.

What do you think, Ben?

Ben.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

I'm driving to the middle of nowhere and
I'm... Talking to myself.

What's your problem, monster?

Rachel?

Rachel?

Why didn't you want us going out on that
road?

What was that about trees?

You won't believe me if I told you.

What happened to your girl? He took her.

Who took her? Why didn't you tell me?

There's two roads down there.

There's a road within a road.

You can't see us.

It's there, all right. I've been there.

Where? The highway to hell.

The highway to hell?

This is not a joke!

I am not kidding!

Okay, okay.

Okay, can you please just tell me where
there's a phone?

You can't phone hell, boy.

You can drive there, but you can't phone
hell.

They're all young and every one of them
pretty.

They just didn't disappear. I know where
they went. The sergeant took them.

Who is this sergeant?

The hell cop.

This was Clara.

Pretty as the days long.

God rest her.

She made me this.

She could make any old piece of trash
look like a work of art.

This was a piece of hubcap.

Way back about 50 years ago, we drove
out from Oklahoma.

I was going to find work so we could get
married.

She never made it.

In the middle of the night, I fell
asleep driving that godforsaken road.

Did Clara die in the crash?

No, she disappeared.

I never did find Clara, but I've never
given up hope.

But you can do more than hope.

You've got to catch him before he
reaches Hell City.

You'll need this.

It's no ordinary gun.

I'll get you some shells.

I'm sorry I don't have any more of them.

This highway to hell.

How do I get there?

You might get to hell on that bit, oh
boy, but this one will get you back.

You better take this antifreeze. It's
gonna be hot as hell down there.

All right.

You know,

you're gonna have to pass through to the
other side by sunrise.

If you're not back in 24 hours, you're
stuck there.

For eternity.

You know, this whole thing is really my
fault.

She didn't even want to take that road.

You just drive back and forth between
them two trees.

Believe.

Really believe.

That'll pack you through.

Good luck and Godspeed.

Something special.

Who are you?

Where are you taking me?

Hi.

Perhaps I could interest you in an
omelet.

Okay, in a bit of a rush.

I can understand that.

I'll just cook you up a fine head cheese
omelet.

gonna be a real scorcher today.

Oh, I remember when I was a little girl,
it was so hot, my parakeet got stuck to

the bars of its cage.

Poor little fella.

He just nailed it.

He had a straight mouth with a spoon.

I ever tell you about my third husband,
he caught me in bed with another guy.

We were going at it pretty I just want
to touch.

behind you.

just to go.

he's going to do, we're going to do it
twice as bad.

Don't move.

Anyway, where are you going to run to
down here, huh?

There's only one real way out. Would you
please tell me how?

He sends you back to do his work.

Embarrassing! A girl from up there
getting away from you on your own turf!

I mean, if you ever found out, you'd be
in big shit!

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, okay?

I'll give her back.

And I won't say how you messed up.

But you owe me.

Deal?

Hmm?

Well, I'll take that for a yet.

That depends.

Can you tell me the quickest way to
hell?

Sex, drugs, rock and roll.

I've got to catch a cop before he gets
to Hell City.

Oh, Hell Cop?

Yeah. Dream on, man. No way. You just
better hope he doesn't get you.

I'll take my chances. He's got my
girlfriend.

So you need me.

Why do I need you?

Because I know where Hell Cop takes him.

Oh, okay.

Get in.

Well, there's this one thing.

Have you got room for two?

I'm great at meat here.

You have a raw piece of meat, but we can
cook it for you.

Hey, hey, let me go.

The hell cop's getting away.

What's going on?

You know this guy's alive.

So am I. Yeah, but he's different. He's
after the sergeant. So he's dead meat

anyway. Hey, come on. He just left. I
got to catch him. Come on.

What's your name?

Charlie Sykes.

Charlie Sykes.

Why are you chasing him?

He's got my girlfriend.

Okay,

Charlie.

But you owe me.

Whether you're dead the next time I see
you or not, you owe me.

Agreed?

Agreed. Agreed.

Well, plenty.

My car's out of oil and won't start.

Really? Really.

Do you think I could get some help down
here, please?

Now you're saying it's all out of oil
and the car won't start.

Yeah.

It's my car.

Hey, no harm intended.

I've got a little salvage business up
the road, if you say.

I usually keep what I find.

Since you say it's your car, do you want
me to haul it in and fix it up for you?

Yeah, if you could just take a look,
that would help me a lot.

Didn't say I'd look at it.

Said I'd fix it.

Not doing you any good sitting out here
like that.

Big, dead, white elephant. Now we're
good.

Hop in.

You can ride in the back with Adam.

There you go.

What a great dog you have.

Hey, Phillip, what's his name?

It's Mr. Ben.

Adam, right?

Right. I'm Charlie. Nice to meet you,
Charlie.

Beazle.

Oh,

the car you got back there is growing.

I haven't seen one like it in maybe 50
years.

Couldn't be that old.

be like it.

It's hard to keep track of time down
here.

Hey, uh, could you speed it up? I'm kind
of in a hurry here.

I've been tempted, but the cops down
here can get pretty tough.

Tell me about it.

Now we return to our feature
presentation, Bowling for Leftovers.

I'm in a real big hurry.

Please, yourself.

Hey, Beazle.

Do you know the way to Hell City?

Sure.

All rope lead there.

You ever heard of Halcott?

They call him the collector.

I don't know why, but he, um... He took
my girlfriend.

Is she, uh... Have you two...

You know what I mean.

Of course.

Yeah. Well, the only reason I say is
that a hell cop usually only goes for a

beautiful young virgin.

Well, she's not a virgin.

We did it my pinto.

You'll be all right then.

I was only sleeping with my husband's
blog to advance his career.

I was only trying to help. I thought he
wanted me to pull the plug.

Sure, I let little Frances drink the
bleach.

It's a lesson she had to learn for
herself.

Next, guys.

You just stay out of the way, all right?
It's very dangerous, okay?

But you remember Cleveland, right?

Adam? Hey, you can trust me.

It was a long time ago.

My daddy was driving the station wagon.
I think I was sleeping, but when I woke

up, Hell Cop was there.

And he killed everyone except me.

Even my dog.

How did Beazle get you?

What does Beazle do down here?

Fix stuff.

He's teaching me to fix stuff, too.

This is my girlfriend.

Her name is Rachel.

She's pretty, Charlie. We'd better
hurry.

Listen, as soon as I find her, we're
going to get the hell out of here.

Do you want to go? with us?

Yeah, Charlie, I do.

All right, it's a deal.

Cross your heart.

I hope to die.

Stay in the car.

Yeah, give me that hit.

us not to run away.

couldn't pierce your soul.

You've got a big heart, kid. Hey, Jimmy.

Hey, come on, let's sit down.

I'm not Hitler! We've heard that story
before, haven't we? Once it's explained,

the devil will look at me and I say
goodbye, devil, and he goes goodbye,

Damn it, I'll never catch him.

You've done all you can.

Get back in your car. Go back to where
you came from.

There must be a million girls out there
just like Rachel.

No, you're wrong.

She's the only one for me.

Where do you think you're going?

After them.

Maybe he stopped.

Maybe they broke down.

Maybe I still have a chance.

I know a shortcut to Hell City.

Where?

Nearby. They call it the road to
nowhere.

In fact, I'm 19.

19 years old. I like to listen to heavy
metal.

I like to sit in my room and play air
guitar.

I like to dance around the room in my
underwear.

Would you just get over it and get
therapy like I did? No, I'm not Hitler,

should not be sitting at the same table
with the Flintstones. I can't deal with

this. Do you have a blow dryer?

Do I look like I have a blow dryer?

Go get Rachel.

I don't stand with me, Charlie.

She's my apprentice.

Hey,

Adam, want a ride?

Hey, I thought you said you wanted to
come with me.

Uh -uh, Charlie.

Cross your heart?

I have to stay, Charlie.

Okay.

I'll see you around, kid.

Hey, thanks a lot.

He's afraid.

I was never afraid.

Now you tell me you're going to send
this little boy back up?

Of course, I've told you it's not
healthy to be so angry all the time.

You don't care.

Of course I care.

But you always walk away. Every time you
walk away.

I'm going back up.

I'm going.

The winds of change are howling my name,
Beazle.

God bless you.

Sam has tried to find you.

She doesn't have much time, Charlie.

Yeah, I know.

Don't take that road.

It's the shortcut. I know it's the
shortcut.

But if you take the shortcut, Charlie,
you're going to have to choose.

And if you choose wrong, you're going to
be lost.

You and Rachel.

What do you mean?

I made a choice.

I was just a stupid kid.

I was a dumb kid who wanted to do
something with my life. He tempted me

took it.

What about Sam?

I thought I didn't need Sam.

Yeah, well, Rachel needs him.

Maybe she doesn't, Charlie.

Maybe she does.

Maybe she doesn't.

me, Charlie.

If you make love to me, the devil won't
want me anymore.

I think we should get out of here. And
the bed.

Rachel, we should go.

Now.

It's really on the skin deep, isn't it?

Come here, baby. I love you, Charlie.
Come

to

mama. Oh, baby.

Let's run better, Charlie.

Come to mama.

I love you.

It's god damn good.

in a five -pound bag. But, choice number
two, you could have it all, Rachel.

Fame, fortune, every note supplied. Just
have faith in us and forget about us.

Sorry, old Charlie. Thanks.

car, Ben.

Ben, what are you doing?

I owe

you

one, buddy.

What right have you to cross?

I have no right.

My girlfriend has been taken to hell,
and I want to save her. It's too late.

Only the dead may pass.

She's not dead.

Please.

Please just allow me to cross.

Rules are meant to be broken. Once you
have crossed, there is no way back.

This is your place to leave.

But remember, evil has many faces, some
of which are sweet.

Thank you.

I thought you were dead.

What are you doing?

What's wrong with you?

You left us along the way.

Oh,

my

God.

Charlie Sykes.

Your name is not

in my book.

Is there a black mark on your soul?

I don't know what's happening here, but
I'm taking Rachel back.

Rachel?

My sweet... Virgin of child?

You'll never keep her away from me.

You've heard her play?

She can be magnificent with my help.

She can do anything she wants.

It is Rachel's...

I want to go back.

We're going to die someday anyway.

It's too early now.

We didn't do anything wrong.

We haven't even eloped yet.

Precisely why I like you, dear. We're
still alive.

Are you sure you're alive, Charlie
Sykes?

Stop it! I love him!

I don't really need Charlie.

You stink.

Perhaps I'll let him.

No, no.

You let Rachel go, and you can keep me.

No.

Then you're going to have to kill me.

Haven't you ever been in love?

I am darkness made visible. I am the
prince of princes.

I once basked in the light of God's
love.

Then you must know how we feel.

I know how everyone feels.

And it is not love.

It is fear.

And vanity.

On one condition.

Remember, don't look back.

Now we'll have some fun.

Get out of there.

Stick by me.

And run like the devil.

Charlie, come on.

Ow. It's okay.

Don't turn.

Don't look back.

hell did that come from?

Adam?

Adam?

Beazle?

Hello, Charlie.

You've made it.

You're a real player.

I'm proud of you.

And Rachel, Charlie's found you.

Do you think he can keep you?

What are you talking about?

You better hurry.

Friendly Hell Cop is on his way, even as
we speak.

We're taking Adam with us.

He doesn't belong here. He doesn't want
to go.

Adam?

I promised I would stay, Charlie.

And I promised I'd take you with me.

Remember? You really meant it, Charlie?

I want you to stay with me.

No.

He's going with us.

I may not be carrying a pitchfork,
Charlie, but I think you know who I am.

Don't make me lose my temper.

We just met the devil.

One of my many, many manifestations.

But you helped me.

You saved my life.

People live.

People die.

They come down here.

I've got infinite levels of hell for
them.

What you've seen is nothing.

A mere kindergarten.

And it's so easy for me now.

People have lost their willpower, their
hope.

They think the world is going to come to
an end.

Wishful thinking.

The world will last a long, long, long,
long time.

But you, Charlie, you haven't lost your
willpower.

You've got guts.

That's why I like you.

You can't have Adam.

Adam is not a game.

Neither was Attila, Napoleon, Adolf.

Adam will go back when I send him.

Adam wants to go back now.

And I want to take him with us.

What are your terms?

We'll race the Hell Cop.

If we make it out of hell before he
catches us, then we go free.

If we don't, you can keep Adam.

Not interested.

Me.

What did you say?

And me.

You'll come of your own free will?

Yes.

It's a deal.

Have you met Royce? A great
disappointment to me.

He was once part of my scheme of things.

Like Adam, he's one of my adopted sons.

I'd like a child with Rachel.

I'd like a boy.

But I don't always get what I want.

There's your exit point.

You make it, you're free.

If not, you're mine.

Say a little Sam for me.

Hey, Charlie, suppose I made you
quarterback of the Rams. Would you give

Rachel and Adam?

You know, If you'd have said the Niners,
I might have said, yeah, but you

didn't. So go to hell.

Royce, what are you doing to Tara? She's
not looking well.

Don't change subjects.

You're letting them go.

They won't make it.

But you're giving them a chance.

When do I get to go back up?

Don't hold your breath.

You owe me a chance, Beazle.

What have I been doing here?

I'm better than those God -fearing six
-star TV evangelists.

I'm the guy.

I'm the best. I'm the one.

You're not.

You were a great disappointment to me.

Kill us!

No way!

Come back!

Come back, you old man!

I'm gone.

I'm gone.

Royce! Face the truth.

Eternity is ours.

Eternity lasts too long.

And if that boy is going back up...

hands up now come here you are in the
whole world of shit

boy you want to tell me it's so goddamn
funny

Shut up!

You don't understand!

You don't understand!

It's the cop from hell!

He'll kill us both, damn it!

Come on, look what kind of cop could do
that!

Look at him!

Stop right there, I'll shoot.

You were shaken

by your pride.

No one hears your confession.

Now that she's gone.

Now that you lied.

Look at what you want.

Maybe the next time.

Maybe the next time.