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It's official.

You have your bathroom back.

Finally. It's amazing how one little toothbrush can turn into an entire

counter. So I like to groom. Sue me.

I guess this is really it.

This is it, Roy.

But you know what? It's going to be okay. I mean, you've been planning on

your entire career.

What I wasn't planning on was meeting you.

Well, that's very sweet of you.

But it is all going to work out, and I'm sure you are going to win them over

real quickly at Quantico, and we'll see each other. You have your pick and

choose of assignments.

You can come visit, you know.

I know, and I will.

But you know that this whole long -distance relationship thing is probably

good for either of us.

And you know I'm right.

Well...

I have learned one thing in the short time we've been together, and that's

you're always right.

Exactly.

So, why don't we have one for the road?

It's kind of early for a drink.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I love you.

Thank you.

Got your caffeine fix.

They hired a new coffee guy.

Oh, he's such a hottie.

And he was to say, I'll be going back for a latte in about an hour.

Oh, and I finished all the billing, and I pulled all the files that were over

two years old, put them in storage.

And I'm thinking about becoming a stripper.

You what?

I thought that one would get you.

I'm sorry. My mind is elsewhere right now.

Did Roy leave?

I wanted to say goodbye.

Yes.

He's gone.

Yeah.

You know what that means.

You and I are hitting the bars this weekend.

Gotta get right back up on the horse or the bike or whatever you're gonna ride.

I don't think so.

I am taking a break from the whole dating scene.

I need some while off.

Georgia Denmore Investigations.

Yes, that's right.

Ms. Harris?

Just a moment, I'll see if she's available.

New client. Do you want to take it or do you want me to get the rundown?

I'll take it. I need the distraction.

Thanks.

Georgia Denmark, how can I help you?

Thank

you,

Kelly. Will that be all, Mrs. Harris?

Yes, you can go begin dinner.

Thank you.

She seems very nice.

And I thought good help was hard to find these days.

I'm so lucky to have found Kelly.

Poor dear, her boyfriend left her stranded in town all alone.

I found her putting up flyers for work at my yoga class.

Kismet.

It's funny how people come into our lives.

It's a very lovely home you have.

Thank you.

If you don't mind, I'd like to get straight to the point.

Okay.

You think your husband's cheating?

I don't think. I know.

A wife knows when her husband has been distracted, and we have not been

in some time.

Well, there are plenty of reasons why that could be happening.

Are you trying to talk yourself out of a job?

No, no, not at all. It's just that in my line of work, and especially with these

cases, I mean, things like this can bring a lot of heartache.

I cannot stand not knowing.

Okay.

What I would do then, set up a decoy operation.

If your husband has the inclination to cheat, then we'll find that out real

soon. And after that, I will present you with all the evidence and the report,

and pretty much you do with it what you need.

Perfect. When can you start?

I will need a list of your husband's habits, his whereabouts, the place that

eats. I have them all printed up for you.

Okay.

This is a very, very detailed report.

Okay, I will also need... A picture.

A picture.

Okay.

I can see you've done all of my legwork for me.

Okay, so that only leaves one more. Your retainer.

Wonderful. Thank you.

And this is the living room.

Nice place to work.

Whoa, what are you doing?

Well, didn't you say you only get an hour for lunch?

It took ten minutes to drive over here, and it's going to take ten to drive

back. It doesn't give us very much time.

You don't waste any time, do you?

You really think that I invited you over here just to see where I worked?

This never happened to me.

Well, then I guess that makes today your lucky day.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

That was hot.

No shit.

It's my boss.

Hey, Georgia, what's up?

What?

Oh, yeah,

yeah.

Fine. Uh -huh. Fine.

Oh. Oh, shit. You've got to go. You've got to get out right now. Right now. Go.

Go. Okay, okay.

Hi. So, did you snag a new case?

I did.

Although I'm not real crazy about this new client, she seems a bit too eager to

get at her husband.

Well, if the bum is a cheat, then he deserves it.

But there's something else going on, and I just can't put my finger on it.

You always say, as long as the check clears.

Yes, and here that is, our retainer, along with a list of Frank's frequent

stops. So I'm going to need addresses on those.

I'm on it. Okay, and I need a financial breakdown of Frank and Della and their

spending habits.

Got it.

And the next time you bring a guy back here to have sex with them, you might

want to take it in the guest bedroom.

What did you know?

I covered my tracks.

Yeah, well... You taught me.

I guess I didn't teach you about the naked man in the backyard lesson.

Here's a rundown of Frank Harris' schedule.

It looks like he goes to the same bar every night for an after -work vodka

martini with two olives.

So he is a creature of habit.

Well, most likely he'll be there tonight.

You know what? I have a meeting with Miss Jenkins today, and I can't do it.

Harris is going to have to wait.

But he has a business trip scheduled for tomorrow.

Suppose he goes out of town and hooks up with someone.

That would take him off the market, right?

I cannot reschedule Miss Jenkins.

I can go after Frank.

Oh, really? You think so?

Okay, so one tiny little incident with the coffee guy was a little bit wild and

crazy. Really crazy.

But that shouldn't stand in the way of my first field assignment.

You really think you're ready for this?

Come on.

Who do you think does the surveillance when you're out?

I've watched you work.

I know your moves.

And I know how to work it.

It's all about setting your sights on your target.

And then letting him come to you.

Go on.

He has to approach you, but you have to make yourself available.

You want to be seductive, yet not slutty.

Okay, well, I don't think I'd quite put it like that, but... It's all about

putting the bait out there.

Seeing if they take it.

Yeah, and how do you close?

You get him to give you your phone number, and you try to set up a date.

Okay, so you sound like you know the drill.

Come on, I'm really, really ready.

Please.

Okay, there it is the first time for everything.

I promise I won't let you down.

Remember, you are representing this firm.

Absolutely. Gotta go get a hot new outfit.

Can I expense that?

Don't answer.

Vodka martini, two olives.

Vodka martini, two olives.

Vodka martini, two olives.

Could you pass me a napkin?

Oh, sure.

Thank you. You're welcome.

I've never had a vodka martini.

Really? Well, you definitely should have one.

Oh, thank you.

Another vodka martini for the lady.

I've never seen you here before.

Oh, yeah. I'm just in town for a business meeting.

Really? So, what business are you in?

What business am I in?

Good question.

Corporate litigations.

Really? So, duty and brains, huh?

So, how long are you in town for?

Well, tonight's my last night.

Really?

Well, it's, um...

It's a shame I didn't meet you earlier.

Yeah.

It is.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That was amazing.

Too bad you have to leave town.

Don't worry.

I might come back into town.

Frank. Frank?

Yeah. Frank.

Um, my name isn't Frank. It's Tim.

Tim O 'Brien.

Can I see some identification?

Here, here, here you go.

Thanks. I thought your flight was until noon.

Um, I'm sorry.

See, this was a mistake on a whole lot of levels, but I'll call you.

Okay.

Good morning.

Good morning.

How did the Jenkins say no?

Signed, Anne Field.

Excellent. How about a fresh donut?

No, thank you. Still warm.

Chocolate glaze.

Are you trying to get me fat?

Not at all.

Jeez. You know what? Let's go into the office because I want to talk to you

about last night.

I really think you're going to need a donut.

What did you do?

Well, there's good news and there's bad news.

Give me the bad news first.

I didn't hook up with Mr. Harris.

No big deal.

Go back and try again tonight.

Really? Awesome.

And I'm going to be so much more relaxed tonight.

But what, uh, what's the good news?

Oh, yeah.

Um, the guy I ended up sleeping with wasn't Mr. Harris.

Alice. It just kind of happened.

He ordered a vodka martini with two olives.

I thought it was him.

I panicked.

Then I got a little buzz, stuffed some martinis, and it ended up he lived right

around the corner. I had a nice house, though.

You know, I don't believe the...

Does this mean I'm not going to be going after Mr.

Harris tonight?

Right. Bad question.

I'm going to be doing some things out here, and you just call me if you need

Della. Hi.

It's Georgia, Denmark.

Rosalie, I'm so sorry I have not called you back.

Mrs. Harrod?

Lunch at the club?

Rosalie, that sounds divine.

Ah, I see. You're not alone, are you?

That's right, dear.

Call me back when you have a free moment. Yes, I will then. Bye -bye.

Oh, that woman's going to drive me to drink. Who's that?

Rosalie Cummings. She's so needy.

So, are you all packed?

Trip got cancelled. The client couldn't meet, so I'm free for dinner.

I made plans with the girls.

That's okay.

I'll grab something later.

You go have fun, though.

And I'll call you later.

Okay?

Hello? It's Stella.

Frank just left. I swear he's so oblivious to everything.

Never mind.

His trip has been canceled, and more than likely he'll be having dinner

at the same place that he always does.

Okay, well, then I will get right on it. Please, I want to wrap this up as soon

as possible.

Okay.

I'll talk to you later.

Didn't Mr. Harris leave?

Yes, and he's staying in town.

What does that mean? That means our plans for tonight need to be moved up.

I love

you.

Where are you going?

I have a million things to do.

I thought this was our weekend.

Frank Stane, remember?

So why can't we go away?

It's not a good time right now. We have to wait till I secure my divorce.

I don't know why you had to hire somebody to seduce your husband.

I could have.

You have your own job.

And when the divorce is final, I'm not going to be working anymore, right?

You'll be working.

Just not in the kitchen.

Is there anybody sitting here?

No, no. Make yourself comfortable.

Thank you.

What can I get you? Oh, vodka martini, no olives.

Thank you. You're missing the best part.

And what would that be?

The olives. See, I like to, like, let them soak until the very last sip, and

then they're perfectly marinated.

Oh, really? Wow, you sound like a man who knows his olive.

Frank Harris.

Georgia. Georgia. I like that name. Any brothers, sisters?

Why do you ask me that? I'm curious if your parents carried on the state name

theme.

Oh, yes.

I have a sister, and her name is Montana.

Very nice. Touché. I like that.

Hi. Can I get two olives, please?

Sure thing. Thank you.

I hope I'm not being too forward here, but... Care to join me for dinner?

Well, you don't waste any time, do you?

First of all, I hate eating alone. And secondly, I did ask my wife, but she has

plans tonight.

Oh, boy, a married man.

And what would your wife say if she knew you were asking another woman to

dinner? Well, uh, quite frankly, I don't think she'd care.

Well, then, I am a bit hungry, so why not?

Excellent. Our table awaits.

Oh. After you. Great.

So we're, like, paddling, paddling, paddling. So we come around this bend.

thinking that the worst is over. Then whoosh!

20 -foot drop into a swirling mass of water.

That is crazy.

Then what happened?

I wet my pants. I'm not kidding you. I mean, of course you can hardly tell

the fact that I was already drenched, but, oh, my God, it was fantastic.

You know, I have always wanted to try whitewater rafting.

Georgia, you have to. You would love it.

So does your wife go with you on all these adventures?

No, no. Her idea of adventure would be a mud bath at some five -star resort.

That's too bad.

You know, Frank, if you don't mind me saying, you and your wife, you don't

to have much in common, and you guys don't really seem to get along.

I'm that obvious?

There's been a few hints.

I'm not going to unload on you tonight.

Hey, it's okay, because we are practically strangers, and there's no

I'm not going to judge you.

we pay the check, and I'm out of your life forever.

Well, truth be told, we've been kind of drifting apart the last couple of years.

Maybe it was crazy getting married in the first place. I mean, we really only

knew each other for a couple of months, but I figured I'm not getting any

younger, and she seemed like a lot of fun.

So what's it like now?

It feels like she cares more about keeping up appearances than being a

I mean, I don't know. Maybe it's what all couples go through. But I did offer

go to counseling, and she thinks it's silly.

Well, have you ever considered divorce?

That's admitting failure.

Okay, but if it's not working... Then try and fix it.

Okay, but what if you can't fix it?

Then you move on.

Exactly.

What's that?

That you and I could have met two years ago before.

Yeah. The story of my life.

But timing is everything, they say.

Perhaps some other time?

Perhaps. Thank you for sharing dinner with me. I really enjoyed tonight.

I think you're a laugh.

I had a good time.

Very welcome.

And if you're ever in need of a big lullaby, don't hesitate. Here's my card.

A direct line?

Thank you, Georgia.

Thank you. Good night. Frank Harris.

Hey. Hi.

How'd it go last night with Mr. Harris?

Did he take the bait?

He was a perfect gentleman.

That sucks for us.

What do you have here?

Financials on the Harris's.

Okay. Seems like Mrs. Harris is spending money faster than old Frankie can make

it. But then there's something else going on that's kind of odd.

It's Mrs. Harris that gave her maid Kelly her own credit card. And she's

spending up a storm as well. Things like video games, iPods, laptops.

Doesn't really seem like things she would buy.

Wow.

And what's even stranger, Pete, look here.

The purchase date all happened to be when Mrs. Harris was out of town.

Oh.

Apparently she likes to take off for her Palm Springs spa weekends.

My bad.

What? Oh, nothing.

Um... Well, when the boss is away, Kelly goes on a spending spree.

Feel like running a neighborhood watch check?

I'm on it.

Yes? Kelly Jenkins?

Yeah.

I'm with the federal prison system.

I'm doing a background check on one of your neighbors.

They've applied for a prison guard job, and we need to do a little follow -up.

Do you mind if I come in and ask a few questions?

Actually, I was late for work. Can we do this another time?

Hey, what's going on, babe?

Zeke, this lady was just asking some questions about one of our neighbors.

Cool.

This is my brother, Zeke.

He's just staying here on his way to Hawaii.

Right.

If there's a better time... If you have any questions you need answers to, I

could totally help you out.

You don't even know my neighbors.

Whoa. Show it the attitude.

Sorry. I really need to be getting ready for work right now.

Maybe I'll come back tomorrow.

Yeah, sure.

What is wrong with you?

What did I do? I told you not to answer the door or the phone.

You answered the door. I just walked up.

I don't have time to argue with you. I need to get ready before the dragon lady

starts calling.

Are we even going to Hawaii?

How many times do I have to answer you yes?

I'm so damn bored sitting here waiting for you to come home from doing your

-on -girl action.

Knock it off.

Maybe if you told me about it, sis.

I'm going to be late.

So?

Late.

Thank you.

Hey. Hi.

I got you some lunch.

No, thanks. I'm not hungry.

Um... How did it go with the Harris maid last night? Kelly?

Didn't get very far. She was running out. Got the impression she's not a huge

fan of her boss.

Called her the dragon lady.

Her brother was a hottie, though.

Brother?

Yeah, some surfer dude type living with her.

Totally my type.

But who am I kidding?

Every hot guy is my type.

Yeah.

You know, I didn't think she had a brother.

Who? Kelly.

When I first met Della, she said something about Kelly being here all by

herself, stranded, like without her boyfriend or something.

He might be the one doing all the spending.

I bet sis doesn't have a clue.

You know what?

I think we need to, uh...

Pay Mr.

Harris another visit.

Find out what's really going on here.

Add some ideas.

I will be right back.

Oh, hey.

Listen, I just had a client that's walked in the office.

Can I call you back later?

All right. I'll get him your number.

Okay.

Okay. All right. Will do. I'll be down there personally, okay?

Don't worry about a thing. I'll dot the I's and cross the T's.

Okay. Okay. Talk to you later. Bye -bye.

You said if I ever need any legal advice, so I should have called.

No, no, not at all.

Come on in.

Please.

I'm really glad you came by. I haven't stopped thinking about you since our

dinner that evening.

Really?

Usually I'm the type of guy who, when he sees something he wants, he goes for

it.

Well, truth be told, I haven't stopped thinking about you either.

And I am the type of girl that when I see something that I want,

I get it.

Imagine that.

Doesn't it bother you that I'm a married man?

Not at all. It makes it even more exciting.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh, God.

So, nine o 'clock sharp, Monday morning.

All right, okay.

I'm sorry.

Come on in. This is a pleasant surprise.

I'm sorry. I should have called.

No, no worries at all. It's a slow day.

How can I help you?

Well, I am opening my own business.

and I'm thinking about incorporating.

So I am going to need all the information in that area.

All right, well, you've come to the right place.

What type of business are you looking for? I mean, there's a lot of options to

explore.

Georgia?

I'm sorry, Frank, I can't do this right now.

If you want to, like, reschedule another time, that's fine.

I can put you in the book.

Maybe. Maybe. But I'll call you.

Later. Okay.

You like that?

Don't you dare stop.

So, what's the update on the divorce?

I'm waiting for the investigator to get the reports back, and my attorney is

standing by.

And then?

And then you officially move in.

Awesome.

You know, I've been thinking that we might want to have some caretaker -type

move in with us.

What? You know, someone who can keep up with the maintenance of the house.

You have someone in mind?

As a matter of fact, I do.

His name's Zeke, and I met him at the market.

He's looking for a job.

He's young?

Mm -hmm, and good -looking.

I don't know.

Relax.

He's gay.

Besides, you're the only one that rocks my world.

Where are you going?

Getting some drink.

Hey, it's me.

Yeah. I just told her about the handyman I think we need to hire.

Oh, yeah.

And you're gay.

Shut up.

I have to go.

Kelly, right? Yes.

Is Mrs. Harrison?

Is that the mail?

Georgia, did we have a meeting scheduled today?

No, we didn't, but if this is a bad time... No, we were just sunning

Do you mind getting my robe? Yes, ma 'am. Thank you.

I can always come back.

No, it's all right. Why don't you come on in and make yourself comfortable?

Thank you.

Okay, so what... Yes,

Georgia.

So what's this?

It's your retainer.

I'm afraid I can't find anything incriminating against your husband.

Well, keep looking.

Miss Harris, in my opinion, your husband's one of the good guys.

I'm not paying for your opinion. I'm paying for your dirty work.

Actually, Miss Harris, you're not.

Have a good day sunning yourself.

Georgia, what are you doing here?

Frank, I'm sorry.

Wait, wait. I don't understand.

You need to have a talk with your wife.

Ask her why she would hire a private investigator to entrap you.

And you might want to find out what her relationship is with your maid, Kelly.

Georgia.

Frank, good luck.

Yeah, I get everything.

But you could have at least kept the retainer.

It just didn't feel right.

I know what happened.

What is that?

You broke the Georgia -Denmark investigations cardinal rule.

You fell for a client.

Yeah, don't be ridiculous. I hardly know him.

I'm calling bullshit on that.

You make a living out of sizing people up, and you always, always told me you

could judge a good person just by looking into their eyes.

So you figured, hey, this Frank guy isn't cheating on his wife, and since he

obviously started checking out over the marriage, that kind of made him

available in a sort of going -against -the -rules kind of way.

That's hot.

You know what? You are rambling.

Tell me I'm wrong.

How about I tell you you're fired?

Yeah, I knew it.

Why don't you call him?

Don't be crazy.

That's totally inappropriate.

And besides, after what I did to him, I doubt he would have anything to do with

me.

Want me to see if the coffee boy's got a hot friend?

No, not really.

My God, I just need to go to a beach somewhere, kick back, relax, and figure

life out.

Georgia -Denmark investigation.

Why, yes, she is.

Hold, please.

Well, before you hit the beach, you might want to take this call. Who is it?

Frank Harris.

Frank?

Hello?

Well, I'm sure you're dying to hear the update.

I am a bit curious.

Yeah? Well, after you left rather abruptly, I might add, I did talk to

We cleared the air, and we ended things.

And it should have happened long ago.

Wow. I'm really sorry to hear that.

It's fine.

So, um, she plan on taking you to the cleaners?

Not quite. We have this ironclad prenuptial agreement.

I'll honor it, despite her affair with Kelly.

You knew about that?

Of course, I'm not that blind.

Okay.

So, where is she now?

Where is she?

She's probably in Palm Springs by now, soaking in more mud.

But she's gone, and that's that.

You know, Frank, you could have told me all of this over the phone, and besides,

you do not owe me any explanation.

Well, I just wanted to say thank you. I suppose your intervention helped throw

things along, and you can wrap me up.

Rat you out.

Yes, rat me out. I mean, clearly I'm extremely attracted to you, and you

have told Della that.

Wow, I sure didn't see that one coming.

What kind of investigator are you?

A damn good one. Yeah?

After you left our dinner last night, so abruptly, I might add, I didn't

think that there was any interest.

No interest?

I mean, if I stayed there for one more minute longer, there's no telling what I

would have done. I've never cheated on Della, but you, you, were certainly a

temptation.

Okay.

So now what?

So now I think you and I get to know each other a little bit better.

Oh, Frank, I just got out of a relationship.

See? That's our first thing we have in common, okay?

Georgia, honestly, what do you think?

Start from scratch.

Oh, boy.

Okay.

Georgia, Denmark.

Private investigator.

Frank Harris. Lawyer and someone who is really, really, really, really

turned on by a little private investigator.

Wow.

Okay. What do you think?

this is going to be either a huge mistake for both of us or something very

incredible.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

You want to find that out?

Do you?

Oh, God.

Was this a mistake or incredible?

It was incredible.