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Oh, I'm sorry. Did I startle you? Yeah. Where is everybody?

Well, I'm it. I'm the only one here.

What do you mean? It's Amy's birthday party. We were supposed to, like, have

whole event here. I got her a present and everything. I don't understand.

Well, they were all here, and we're having a good time, you know.

And they decided to take off and move the party, basically.

Well, everybody's telling me. I know I was being late at work, and I tried to

rush here as fast as I can, but I'm not that late.

So, I mean.

Did you text her?

Did she know you were coming?

Well, no. I mean, I was at work and stuff, and I didn't have my charger with

So, you know, I wasn't able to text her, but I thought she would text me. I have

a little battery life, but I thought I really would be here anyway. So, I

know. Well, I think they expected to be here, but they kind of started talking,

and girls would be girls, and they decided to move the party.

They actually went down to the strip club.

What?

You're okay with that?

Your daughter's like one of my best friends. I would never have thought her

go to a strip club. Are you kidding me?

They wanted to have some fun.

A strip club where?

The one down on Main Street.

I'll go to the strip club with them.

Wait,

the one on Main Street? Yeah, the one on Main Street. Yeah, but it's Sunday.

Yeah.

You mean like...

Girls night for with the guys trippers Sunday. Yes. That's why they decided to

go. It's her birthday So they wanted to go down there and Move our party have

some fun, but you should go anyway.

No, I'm not gonna go to the circle with guys dancing Are you kidding me? Sure?

You can go out and hang out there with them Yeah, no

present here for her. I want to hang out with her tonight, but I'm not about to

go to the strip club there.

Actually,

I don't know if you should look at that.

Yeah, I do. I've known your daughter for a long time, and I mean, Amy is a good

friend.

I mean, I'm surprised you didn't let me know if you were going there. I guess it

must have been a good night.

They were too excited, and girls can be girls. They all just kind of...

Gathered up, and they're like, see you later, and out the door they went.

And she probably was expecting I would actually go there, but I'm not going to

go there. There's no way. I mean, I would never, ever go there. I mean, I

not watch the guys dance. Maybe I could just, you know, strip and be one of the

guys dancing, but there's no way I'm going to go and watch them dance.

So, I mean, maybe I should just leave this here for if I don't see her

I don't know.

Well, you could show me your moves.

Show you my moves?

Okay, well, I really don't have any moves. I only got some little, you know,

bump and grind, like, things.

You know, I could do the lawnmower.

I can't really get a job there, but I would much rather try than go and watch.

Well, I'm sure she might like for you to come join her, but if not, like I said,

I'm done with my work, and you can show me your moves, and I can show you some

of my moves.

You're getting kind of physical. Can you just keep this between you and me?

Yeah, but I don't... There's nobody else here.

I keep secrets really well. I don't think that this is...

Are you okay tonight? This is a different side of you I've never seen.

Well, you've been hanging around the house a lot. I've always noticed you,

I mean, I knew you were always kind of...

I don't know what I can do or show you. I could try the sprinkler. Yeah, you can

do the sprinkler, the lawnmower, the hedge cutter, whatever. But I'm not

your actual lawn with the cool.

No, no.

I got too much cool.

I got somebody for that.

No, I need some other moves.

Oh boy, oh boy.

Does this mean just real or what? Take a seat.

Take a seat and I'll show you my moves, okay?

Okay. And we'll have some fun.

Okay.

Whoa,

wow, really?

Yes, really.

I am completely...

Flabbergasted? Oh, wow.

I always did tell Amy that when she grows up,

she'll look like you, and that's not a bad thing. You are very pretty.

Well,

Amy does take after me in a lot of things.

Yeah, you want to touch, huh?

A little bit.

You like, huh?

I think you've been watching me from afar, too, huh?

Oh, man,

this is wrong in so many ways.

Mm -hmm.

No, but that's okay.

Like I said, it's going to be our little secret.

You really are sexy.

This is shocking, to say the least.

Oh god, I can't believe this.

You didn't expect this, did you?

That's one of the best I've expected.

But first I'm going to taste.

Oh yeah.

I see this desk was good for something.

Oh, yeah, that's tough.

Good.

Oh, that's good.

Hmm.

We should do this.

Oh.