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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,980 --> 00:00:08,900 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I startle you? Yeah. Where is everybody? 2 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:12,820 Well, I'm it. I'm the only one here. 3 00:00:13,060 --> 00:00:16,480 What do you mean? It's Amy's birthday party. We were supposed to, like, have 4 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,320 whole event here. I got her a present and everything. I don't understand. 5 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:22,840 Well, they were all here, and we're having a good time, you know. 6 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:27,960 And they decided to take off and move the party, basically. 7 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:32,580 Well, everybody's telling me. I know I was being late at work, and I tried to 8 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:34,940 rush here as fast as I can, but I'm not that late. 9 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,240 So, I mean. 10 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:37,620 Did you text her? 11 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:39,220 Did she know you were coming? 12 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,140 Well, no. I mean, I was at work and stuff, and I didn't have my charger with 13 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:46,660 So, you know, I wasn't able to text her, but I thought she would text me. I have 14 00:00:46,660 --> 00:00:50,180 a little battery life, but I thought I really would be here anyway. So, I 15 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:54,180 know. Well, I think they expected to be here, but they kind of started talking, 16 00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:57,080 and girls would be girls, and they decided to move the party. 17 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,380 They actually went down to the strip club. 18 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:02,720 What? 19 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:04,599 You're okay with that? 20 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:09,220 Your daughter's like one of my best friends. I would never have thought her 21 00:01:09,220 --> 00:01:10,640 go to a strip club. Are you kidding me? 22 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:11,940 They wanted to have some fun. 23 00:01:12,660 --> 00:01:13,860 A strip club where? 24 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,780 The one down on Main Street. 25 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,160 I'll go to the strip club with them. 26 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,120 Wait, 27 00:01:19,740 --> 00:01:22,080 the one on Main Street? Yeah, the one on Main Street. Yeah, but it's Sunday. 28 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:23,520 Yeah. 29 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,020 You mean like... 30 00:01:26,180 --> 00:01:30,640 Girls night for with the guys trippers Sunday. Yes. That's why they decided to 31 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:36,980 go. It's her birthday So they wanted to go down there and Move our party have 32 00:01:36,980 --> 00:01:39,260 some fun, but you should go anyway. 33 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:43,840 No, I'm not gonna go to the circle with guys dancing Are you kidding me? Sure? 34 00:01:44,420 --> 00:01:49,000 You can go out and hang out there with them Yeah, no 35 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,300 present here for her. I want to hang out with her tonight, but I'm not about to 36 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:57,660 go to the strip club there. 37 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,080 Actually, 38 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:04,120 I don't know if you should look at that. 39 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:10,100 Yeah, I do. I've known your daughter for a long time, and I mean, Amy is a good 40 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:11,100 friend. 41 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:15,700 I mean, I'm surprised you didn't let me know if you were going there. I guess it 42 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:16,700 must have been a good night. 43 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:20,720 They were too excited, and girls can be girls. They all just kind of... 44 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:24,820 Gathered up, and they're like, see you later, and out the door they went. 45 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:28,500 And she probably was expecting I would actually go there, but I'm not going to 46 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:32,240 go there. There's no way. I mean, I would never, ever go there. I mean, I 47 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:36,700 not watch the guys dance. Maybe I could just, you know, strip and be one of the 48 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:40,520 guys dancing, but there's no way I'm going to go and watch them dance. 49 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,440 So, I mean, maybe I should just leave this here for if I don't see her 50 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:45,560 I don't know. 51 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:47,180 Well, you could show me your moves. 52 00:02:48,140 --> 00:02:49,700 Show you my moves? 53 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,520 Okay, well, I really don't have any moves. I only got some little, you know, 54 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,580 bump and grind, like, things. 55 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,740 You know, I could do the lawnmower. 56 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:04,000 I can't really get a job there, but I would much rather try than go and watch. 57 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:09,480 Well, I'm sure she might like for you to come join her, but if not, like I said, 58 00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:15,780 I'm done with my work, and you can show me your moves, and I can show you some 59 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:16,780 of my moves. 60 00:03:21,140 --> 00:03:26,100 You're getting kind of physical. Can you just keep this between you and me? 61 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:29,040 Yeah, but I don't... There's nobody else here. 62 00:03:30,740 --> 00:03:36,420 I keep secrets really well. I don't think that this is... 63 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:41,940 Are you okay tonight? This is a different side of you I've never seen. 64 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:46,480 Well, you've been hanging around the house a lot. I've always noticed you, 65 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,660 I mean, I knew you were always kind of... 66 00:03:56,130 --> 00:04:02,010 I don't know what I can do or show you. I could try the sprinkler. Yeah, you can 67 00:04:02,010 --> 00:04:08,470 do the sprinkler, the lawnmower, the hedge cutter, whatever. But I'm not 68 00:04:08,470 --> 00:04:10,150 your actual lawn with the cool. 69 00:04:10,530 --> 00:04:11,530 No, no. 70 00:04:11,610 --> 00:04:12,650 I got too much cool. 71 00:04:13,010 --> 00:04:14,130 I got somebody for that. 72 00:04:15,970 --> 00:04:17,690 No, I need some other moves. 73 00:04:18,540 --> 00:04:20,660 Oh boy, oh boy. 74 00:04:21,620 --> 00:04:25,900 Does this mean just real or what? Take a seat. 75 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:30,740 Take a seat and I'll show you my moves, okay? 76 00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:33,440 Okay. And we'll have some fun. 77 00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:35,780 Okay. 78 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:41,260 Whoa, 79 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:43,940 wow, really? 80 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:45,500 Yes, really. 81 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,660 I am completely... 82 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:51,950 Flabbergasted? Oh, wow. 83 00:04:54,990 --> 00:05:01,910 I always did tell Amy that when she grows up, 84 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:05,110 she'll look like you, and that's not a bad thing. You are very pretty. 85 00:05:06,570 --> 00:05:07,570 Well, 86 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,750 Amy does take after me in a lot of things. 87 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,680 Yeah, you want to touch, huh? 88 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:24,900 A little bit. 89 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:33,000 You like, huh? 90 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:37,520 I think you've been watching me from afar, too, huh? 91 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,460 Oh, man, 92 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:44,020 this is wrong in so many ways. 93 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,300 Mm -hmm. 94 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:48,600 No, but that's okay. 95 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:51,120 Like I said, it's going to be our little secret. 96 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:02,860 You really are sexy. 97 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:09,720 This is shocking, to say the least. 98 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,860 Oh god, I can't believe this. 99 00:08:08,299 --> 00:08:10,340 You didn't expect this, did you? 100 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,460 That's one of the best I've expected. 101 00:09:23,860 --> 00:09:25,720 But first I'm going to taste. 102 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:36,720 Oh yeah. 103 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:43,440 I see this desk was good for something. 104 00:09:53,030 --> 00:09:55,010 Oh, yeah, that's tough. 105 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,030 Good. 106 00:09:58,770 --> 00:10:00,790 Oh, that's good. 107 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:10,420 Hmm. 108 00:13:13,070 --> 00:13:14,070 We should do this. 109 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:13,880 Oh. 8288

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