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Imagine this.
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You're in your favorite bookstore,
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scanning the shelf
where your favorite books reside,
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and there…
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nestled between
the familiar spines sits a red notebook.
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Imagine you're in New York
and it's Christmas.
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You're surrounded
by people, by possibility…
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and the hope that, somewhere in the city,
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is that one person that's meant for you.
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You just have to find them.
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How do you do that?
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It all depends
on the kind of person you are.
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It's the most detestable time of the year.
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The forced cheer, frenzied crowds.
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The carolers who've had so much eggnog
they've forgotten the words.
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And, of course,
the couples naive enough to mistake
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holiday spirit for being in love.
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I made that mistake once, too.
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Never again.
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Hey!
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-Season's greetings!
-Oh, come on, tinsel?
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The emoji industry
has yet to create an icon
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to represent
one's feelings about being cast aside
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by their divorced mother
so that she can spend Christmas in Hawaii.
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That'd be huge in New York.
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Well, at least
someone knows the words.
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There is one refuge
from the holiday hordes.
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Some bookstores think
they need to host a cookie-making class
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in order to sell you some Proust.
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Not the Strand.
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Hey, this was mis-shelved.
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Gabriel GarcĂa Márquez should be
under G for GarcĂa, not M for Márquez.
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And, also, this is biography.
It's not fiction. So…
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Thanks.
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Hey, kid, if you ever wanna work here…
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I'll remember this.
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Hey, this was
also in the wrong section, so…
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Do you dare?
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I've left some clues for you.
If you want them, turn the page.
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If you don't,
put the book back on the shelf.
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So, you've chosen to play.
A revealing choice.
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Shall we begin?
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A coded message.
You can decipher it with the right books.
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But only if you can find them.
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Your first clue
requires some heavy reading.
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Look for French pianism.
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What the hell is French pianism?
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Oh, and if you need
to use your phone, don't bother playing.
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French pianism.
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I'm not telling you anything.
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But this is the information desk.
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Are you not obligated to, like,
give me some information?
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Look,
if this is about earlier, I… apologize.
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I know you would never mis-shelve a book.
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I don't understand. Did I wrong you?
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Did I buy you
a James Patterson book for Christmas,
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or are you taking pleasure
from my suffering?
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- Could you tell me the section--
- I'm not allowed.
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I promised her I wouldn't discuss
anything related to that.
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But since you asked,
there's a little pleasure.
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You said "her."
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- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
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You said "her." She's a her, and she
is testing my knowledge of the Strand.
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Thank you for your help.
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I didn't help you.
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Okay, Clue Girl.
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If this is how you want to play it…
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…game on.
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Pianism as in piano,
but there's nothing in the music section,
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unless…
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heavy reading.
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It's a code.
Page 88, seventh line, second word.
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Are you…
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Am I what?
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Let's make this harder.
Fat Hoochie Prom Queen.
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Obviously YA, obviously pink.
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Yes.
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Your next book
isn't a Christmas story,
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but Santa does show up
to hand out weapons.
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Now, presuming you read this as a child,
what bothered you about this scene?
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That's easy. Why is jolly St. Nick
giving an eight-year-old a knife?
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If you said
Santa Claus arming an eight-year-old,
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this can go on.
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Your next clue is inside
the most popular title
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in Sex and Sexuality.
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Dash?
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Priya.
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-Hey.
-I didn't know you were in town.
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She wouldn't,
because we're not friends.
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No one's in town.
Everyone's off in Bora Bora…
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Oh, sure,
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back when I dated her best friend,
we shared a social circle.
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Now we don't.
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…about their presents this year.
That's why I'm here.
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I'm trying to find a present
for my little sister. She's into fantasy.
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Yeah, I remember, at your party
last year, she challenged me to a duel.
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About this year, um…
I'm… I'm sorry I didn't invite you.
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I just… I thought it would be weird,
you know, but since you're in town,
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you should totally still come.
It's on Christmas Eve.
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Thanks, but my dad's
taking me to Sweden tomorrow.
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- Sweden.
- Yeah.
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It's supposed to be beautiful in December.
All those long Swedish nights.
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Right.
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Well, that's too bad.
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Sofia's coming.
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-Sofia's back?
-Yeah, just for the holidays.
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Anything she should, uh, know?
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Tell her I'm trying new things.
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Okay.
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Hey, wait, Priya, um…
Here. For your sister.
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I have a feeling she'd like it.
It's fantasy for kids with weapons.
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Merry Christmas.
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The fact you
were willing to stand in the Strand
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with The Joy of Gay Sex
bodes well for our future.
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However, a few rules.
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If you are not a teenage boy,
please return the notebook to the shelf.
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if you have use for the manual
in your hand, I completely support that.
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Love is a spectrum,
but if girls aren't on yours,
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please return the notebook to the shelf.
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And finally, if you've made it this far,
you're obviously clever,
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but I want to know…
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are you brave?
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Hello.
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Um, sorry to interrupt your browsing,
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um, but I have been asked
to share a dramatic reading.
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Um…
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And apologies to Joni Mitchell.
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Um…
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"It's coming on Christmas." Um…
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"They're cutting down trees,
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putting up reindeer,
singing songs of joy and peace.
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Oh, I wish I had a river
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that I could skate away on."
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"But it don't snow here…"
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Maybe you thought
this would scare me off.
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But I love this song, and if you chose it,
that means you love it, too.
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"…crazy scene…"
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Are you here now?
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Did you turn up to see
if I had the guts to follow through?
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"Oh, I wish I had a river.
I'm so hard to handle."
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"I'm selfish, and I'm sad."
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"And now I've gone
and lost the best baby I've ever had."
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"Oh, I wish I had a river
to skate away on."
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"It's coming on Christmas."
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-Whoa! Hey, hey.
-I'm putting you out of your misery.
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What are you doing?
It's not the end of the song.
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Got what you needed.
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The last two words of the message?
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You just said them.
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Are you going
to be lonely on Christmas?
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So, here we are.
What happens next is up to you.
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Leave a message telling me
how this time of year makes you feel.
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If I like your answer,
you just might hear from me.
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If you're not scared.
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Who is she?
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Even if I could tell you, I wouldn't.
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You have to put that back
so someone else can play.
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Hey! I said leave it.
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I'm not scared, Clue Girl.
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I'm hooked.
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Dude! You're going
to Sweden, and you didn't tell me?
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How'd you…?
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Oh, Priya.
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Yeah. She texted and said you
were acting weird. Like, even for you.
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She say anything else?
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Just so you know, I'm a total ally.
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I appreciate that,
Boomer, but I'm still straight.
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And I'm not going to Sweden.
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I'm just trying to avoid
seeing anyone over the break.
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What, even me?
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No, man. Need you for the pizza.
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Oh, great.
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Yeah. So, what's the Boomer clan
doing for Christmas?
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Oh, it's gonna be sick.
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So, you know my aunt
who works for the Food Network?
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She's bringing over all the food
that was too weird-looking to be on TV.
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You gotta let me know
when you open your presents.
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Why?
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Well, because I helped
your mom pick yours out.
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-You gotta give me a hint.
-What?
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-No. I'm not gonna tell you what it is.
-You gotta give me a hint. Give me a hint!
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Okay, you know those life-size
Japanese robots that fight each other?
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-No.
-It's not that.
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I'm… I'm gonna get you back.
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Are you
going to be lonely on Christmas?
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What's that? You got a diary?
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Oh, no. I just found it at the Strand. Um…
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You don't recognize
this handwriting, do you?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's a girl.
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Yeah, that's definitely
girl cursive right there.
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Okay, but that's not Priya's, right?
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Pretty sure Priya
only writes on her phone. Why?
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Oh, I'm just ruling out suspects.
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Uh, 'cause it had
these clues, like a treasure hunt,
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and I've just been wondering
about the girl who wrote it.
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Ooh, you like her.
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Boomer, we're not in third grade.
We don't say, "Ooh, you like her."
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-But you do.
-No, I don't even know her.
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Which is why
it's even weirder that you like her.
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I mean, I haven't heard
you talk about a girl since…
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Yep, you can say her name, Boomer.
She's not Voldemort.
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Actually, you're supposed to say
Voldemort's name. It takes away his power.
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Okay, look, I don't even know
if I want to know this girl.
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I would just like
to figure out who she is.
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Done. We set up a sting operation.
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Yeah. Okay, you send her a message
telling her to order pizza from Two Boots.
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When she calls and places it,
boom, we got her name.
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It's… it's all there.
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I will consider that.
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-I'm gonna get this.
-That looks cool. What's that?
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It's a depressing French film
about murder.
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All right, thanks for the pizza, Boomer.
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Shit!
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Hey, Dad, did you change
your alarm code for your apartment?
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Yeah, no,
I am spending the break with Mom.
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But I just figure if I need
a place to get away to read.
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Or sure, bring a special lady. Yeah.
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Okay.
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Great. I am writing it down now.
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Disarmed.
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No, I am not gonna touch
the brandy, Dad.
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My mom thinks
I'm spending the holiday with my dad.
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My dad thinks I'm with my mom,
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and my classmates
think I'm out of the city.
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It's my Christmas gift to myself.
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Solitude.
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What are you thinking about?
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The word… "bedding."
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You American boys
have the stupidest pillow talk.
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No, hear me out.
It's one of those words
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where it's just either really sexy,
you know, or it's really not, like, um…
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Can you show me to the bedding department?
Right? It's not sexy.
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But then
if you make it into a verb, like--
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Are we going to be bedding each other?
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Mmm. See, that's very sexy.
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I'm going to miss you.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Are you?
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My dad got a new post. Brazil.
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I'm sorry. We both knew
this was never going to last forever.
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There you are.
Can you stop hiding, love birds?
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It's a party.
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You asked me
how this time of year makes me feel.
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00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:50,009
I suspect you're a kindred spirit,
so I know you'll understand when I say,
245
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,053
it's the most detestable time of the year.
246
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,237
I knew it. Sting operation.
247
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,197
No. Please don't call it that.
Just listen, okay?
248
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,365
-You listening?
-Yeah.
249
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,117
The clues are gonna instruct her
250
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,287
to leave the notebook
on one the shelves in the video section.
251
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,204
-Okay?
-Okay.
252
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:23,333
All you need to do is just keep
an eye out for her, all right?
253
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:27,796
So, you can know she is
without her knowing who you are?
254
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,091
Isn't that kind of sneaky and not cool?
255
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,802
Fine, we can call it a sting operation.
256
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,763
Awesome. Yes.
257
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,355
All right, guys,
we got our holiday special.
258
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:50,194
We call it the St. Nick.
It's in honor Nicolas Cage.
259
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,292
How did you miss her?
260
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,003
-It was the lunch rush.
-What about the security cameras?
261
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,129
What security cameras?
262
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:13,008
-You said that it was a sting operation.
-Yeah, but this is also a pizza parlor.
263
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,011
-Uh, she left you a message.
-What?
264
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:16,929
Yeah.
265
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:18,806
Nice try.
266
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,059
You sent me into a trap.
267
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,478
Dude. What?
How could she possibly know that?
268
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:27,189
Uh, it gets worse. Like, way worse.
269
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,737
I'm flattered, Mystery Boy,
but I'm not so easy to catch.
270
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,447
If you wanna know more about me,
271
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,366
you'll have to do it
through this notebook.
272
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:42,079
And if you want my name,
you'll have to earn it… with a dare.
273
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,292
Maybe this is a bad idea.
I mean, you don't even know this girl.
274
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,336
She could be
totally different than what you think.
275
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:50,963
That's the thing, Boomer. I do know her.
276
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,257
When I read her words,
it's like I can hear her voice.
277
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,760
She's sarcastic, sophisticated…
278
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,512
-sadistic.
-Sadistic?
279
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:01,223
She's sending me into a department store
right before Christmas.
280
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,267
Clearly, her sadism knows no bounds.
281
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,689
-Just be nice to Santa. Please?
-Yep.
282
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,244
You can kick me out
without actually kicking me.
283
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:25,205
Consider yourself
banned from Santa Land for life.
284
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:29,418
We actually do not have that authority,
but you should be ashamed of yourself.
285
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,378
And you're on the naughty list.
286
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,964
Well, I hope climate change
destroys the North Pole.
287
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,931
Okay, Clue Girl, I did your dare,
288
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,058
and it only cost me my dignity.
289
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,311
So, let's find out what I learned.
290
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:52,065
What? No, what?
Come on. What did I do wrong?
291
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,359
I did everything you asked,
and I still don't know your…
292
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:58,614
Lily.
293
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,576
Her name's Lily.
294
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:14,713
Lily!
295
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,342
Lily! Lily, thank God you're here.
296
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:21,094
-Is it bad?
-Without you? They're terrible.
297
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,224
-Hey! Seriously?
-Season's greetings.
298
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,438
Oh, it's Lily. We're saved.
299
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:33,398
-Sorry I'm late.
-We drank all the eggnog.
300
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,900
I was looking for these.
301
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:39,363
"Joy to the World," third verse.
We need you, badly.
302
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,670
Well, at least
someone knows the words.
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