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My name is Kathy.

I'm 32 years old.

I am here because I'm looking for my half, you know?

I want to find the person with who I will spend my life.

Honestly, I am the best option for him.

Well, to be honest, I usually don't date younger men.

But I thought this time I would give it a try.

Why not?

You don't date a man for what he is.

You date a man.

for what you can make him become, you know, to shape him.

Hey, I'm Jimmy. I'm 24 years old. Do I think it's weird that I'm dating my

stepmom's friends?

I mean, maybe a little bit, but not really. I mean, they're all really hot.

mean, wouldn't you?

Hi, sweetheart.

Listen, it seems like you've had two really great dates so far.

You still have three more to go.

For today's date, you're going to be cooking dinner together. Are you ready

your date with Cassie?

So I've met Christine a long time ago already, and she

introduced me to Jimmy.

And I saw him become this beautiful young man that he is today.

Hey! I'm glad you could make it.

Yeah.

So we're friends with kids?

Oh, yeah? Let's kiss.

Okay, I like it. Yeah.

I just still couldn't believe it.

Cassie?

Cassie.

Fuck. Usually I date, like, all of a guy, but I felt that I would maybe give

a try, you know?

Okay. Yeah, I'm looking for some long -lasting relationship.

Okay, all right.

Yeah. We'll see how it goes, right? Yeah, let's see.

What the hell?

That really pissed me off.

I mean, I had to make her qualify it. I mean, who says that to somebody?

On the first five seconds?

Who does that?

So, what do they got for you for this edition?

Um, so we're supposed to do a pizza.

Pizza. Yeah, pizza.

Okay.

What is that?

Is it, um, how do you call it?

Is it a cucumber?

Yeah. It's a little bit small.

I like them big, you know. With a big heart.

Big heart.

Yeah, maybe a little bit.

This is a good number.

Yeah, yeah.

You know? Yeah, I guess that would be more like a... Big,

strong, consistent, you know?

Perfect size.

Oh, perfect.

For a salad, you know?

But anyway, I'm not a cucumber expert, you know?

So, okay, pizza dough.

Dough, right?

Yeah, dough, pizza dough. Pizza dough.

Pizza dough, yeah, you got it.

Ah, maybe you would give me some private English lessons.

Maybe. And I can give you some French private lessons.

Yeah, why don't you tell me that, yeah.

What I like about Jeannie so far is her personality.

It's just so beautiful.

Oh, great. Thank you so much.

Hey!

Thank you. I think we have to, you know... Really?

Put it, like, very flat.

You're really working the dough.

Oh, yeah. I like to do it.

It's the first time I do it, but I find it very relaxing.

Don't you think?

Yeah, very relaxing.

Yeah. I feel like I'm putting some love on this pizza, you know?

It's like a holistic space.

Yeah, good energy, you know?

Yes.

I really enjoy Jimmy's company. He's so sweet, so nice to me. I think

there is a real connection between us.

I think that by the end of this date, Jimmy and I would get along super well.

If you know what I mean.

No clothes.

Here, here, let me see.

Yeah,

just like that.

Am I doing it right?

A little

bit

more for sure, you know.

To be sure that it's like perfectly flat for itself.

Because, you know, we need to be sure that we will be able to do it.

Right.

Damn. I could die after this, and I would be totally happy.

Obviously, the younger girls don't have shit on them, though.

Because, like, your head's like, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.

And your dick's like, yeah.

And all that space.

Yeah. Yeah.

Um... On what you said earlier about dating older men, you know,

I get it. Because, you know, I like girls more my age, too.

Yeah. I got defensive when you said that thing about dating younger girls.

And I just thought...

I show him.

And this is when I decided to show him how sexy I am.

She didn't like that too much.

Oh. Oh, God, I think I... I put some tomato on my shirt. I... Oh, yeah? I'm

gonna go and change, all right?

Oh, okay.

I mean, I already know she wants to fuck me.

They just sit there and spray their legs.

So, why don't you come over here and taste it, see if

it's ready.

That just seems really unsanitary.

But not surprising for her.

In that moment, it was just like, holy shit.

Is this really happening?

when she sat up on the bar and then it was just like When she said that it was

like damn

Yes.

Amen.

Any young woman did that to you?

No.

I think it got me to shit.

Well, I worked him pretty well.

How dare he try to get myself qualified to him?

I have so much more experience.

I mean, I just hit it to say I hit it.

But, I mean, I just wanted to tell my friend.

Look, I will never date a boy that young.

Will I let him put a dick in me?

Drop his load?

Why not?

If he can jackhammer my pussy and pundit me very hard.

I think it would be more like, um, fuck.

buddy thing, you know?