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I'm Bunny Madison and I'm 32 years old.

I'm here because I'm single and I'm ready to start dating again.

What I love about younger men is how energetic they are.

I've known Christine for quite a few years. We met back in college, and I

recently met Jimmy a couple years ago, and he seems like such a nice young man.

Oh, hi, honey.

I'm so excited for my handsome little man.

Are you ready for your date today?

Well,

today you're going on a boat ride with my friend, Benny.

Every relationship starts in blue water.

The ebb and flow of the current of love will take you on an incredible journey

that will test your ability to endure the darkest storms and the most

of sunsets to share.

Work together to find balance to keep the boat steady.

For our date today, we are going out for a nice boat ride and enjoying the

lovely weather here.

So, looking forward to that and going on a little adventure.

What I like in a woman is... And emotionally, what I like is that, you

that attachment, that strong connection.

It's a gorgeous day out, and we start heading off in the boat. And he's in

super cute blue outfit, and I love when a man wears blue.

I mean, when I saw Bunny in that bikini, damn,

I didn't know what was going to happen next.

Super relaxing, just what I wanted.

Hi, you see the duck?

I just kept dropping hints, and he's not getting it. Leaning over on him,

smiling, and he's just looking at the duck.

not paying any attention to me i don't know it we should have done

this before i knew the waters were going to be good today

oh my

god

I was paying more attention to the ducks because, I mean, I didn't really think

she was giving it much of an effort.

There's five girls here to date me. I mean, you would think they would try a

little harder than this. I mean, come on.

You see a new species of duck.

What do you do? You look at it.

Yeah, sometimes you have to be a little direct with Demi.

You can be a little clueless.

That he gets from his father.

I don't know if I'm feeling the chemistry there.

He's over there talking about ducks with her.

And he was talking about fucks with me.

Whoa, he's a duck.

Bunny seems really sweet, but she's a little reserved.

I really don't think I'm going to be able to fuck this one.

Ooh.

Oh shit, you got the dabbling duck. It kind of looks like it, but not really.

The diving duck.

I don't know about it.

Hmm. The golden eye?

Damn, that looks cool.

Hmm. Oops.

Looks like I dropped my necklace, pennant.

What do you mean? I think it might have went in my top.

I don't know where it went.

Yeah?

What am I gonna do?

I don't know. I mean, maybe.

You know?

I don't know.

Let's roleplay for the rest of the day.

Let's pretend that we've been married for 10 years and you know you can't turn

me on just by feeling me up.

What are you going to do?

Now that's the kind of initiative I was waiting for.

That I can work with.

I don't know. I think we should find that pennant.

Maybe.

It's not there. Is it in there?

It's not there.

I

don't

think it's there.

I don't think so either.

It's like right here.

It's not up there.

Let's check down here.

Oh, I found it. You did?

I did.

That's a good start.

I didn't mean for you to... Oh no,

don't stop.

You're already hitting my spot with your tongue.

Let's roleplay like we're married, so I want you to sit up so I can fuck you.

Thank you.

No.

with you too.

I mean, I'm not trying to like beat around the bush, but do you think we

maybe have a three -way? The three of us?

Are you serious?

It was at that moment I knew I fucked up.

Just thinking about it off the top of my head, it seemed like a good idea.

But apparently she didn't think so. She didn't like that too much.

You're fucked up little family sex fantasies. I don't want any part of it.

I'm not going to share you. I'm not that type of girl.

I am.

I thought we had something.

We do. I'm not trying to ruin that or anything.

You're an asshole.

Probably not the best time to bring that up, but I'd be down for it.

Bunny's hot as fuck.

It was weird.

It almost seemed like we were in a relationship, like boyfriend and

And, you know, she really seemed like she was one of those girls that wasn't

going to give it up easy.

She's literally the milk you would marry.

Sexual, but not slutty.

You know?