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[clock ticking]
[door opens]
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- All right, everybody,
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let's go ahead
and start to shut up.
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We're gonna jump right in
on the one subject
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that brings me a little
bit of joy in Toledo
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where I find myself
currently trapped--
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taking down my rival Miles.
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Now, I had a pretty good
idea.
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I was thinking maybe
we could hack into his Tesla.
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How hard would that be?
I know it's possible.
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You think you guys
could do that,
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or are you guys
the kinda nerds
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that are good at computers,
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or are you the kinda nerds
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that smell bad and wear capes?
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[overlapping discussions]
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[phone chimes]
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Uh, you know what? Let's go
ahead a pin in that,
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because a cute girl
who actually meets my standards
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has swiped right on me.
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I don't know if you guys
know what that means,
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but basically, it just means
that it's--it's bang time.
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- Is it going to be happening
here in front of us?
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- No, Anthony, it's not
gonna be happening
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in front of you,
you little freak!
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No, we're gonna go
get a drink.
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Guys, gotta say...
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I got a really good feeling
about this one.
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Can I get a "get some"?
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- Get some!
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- That ma girl!
All right!
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Um...see ya, dudes.
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[door opens, closes]
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[Ramones'
"Listen to My Heart"]
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- One, two, three, four!
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- * Next time
I'll listen to my heart *
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* Next time
well I'll be smart *
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*
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- Now boarding
for New York city.
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[upbeat music]
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*
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[squeaking]
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[rattling sound]
[increased squeaking]
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[sounds stop]
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- Whoo!
[laughter]
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- If it's on my license,
you know,
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they're not gonna
want to save me.
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- No.
- They're gonna wanna
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harvest my organs.
- Yes!
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- That's what they want,
they want my organs.
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- Yes, exactly. And I am
not gonna die on the table
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so some drunk slob
can get my liver.
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- No, no, no.
No, that's not fair.
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- No!
- You should have your liver.
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- It's very good.
It's pristine.
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- Yeah, exactly.
- Nice...
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- So, you wanna...
head up to your place?
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- I really like you, Jack.
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I just...I just wanna get to
know you a little bit better.
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- Yeah, sure.
More dates.
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I'm around.
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- Cool. Good night.
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- Good night.
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[upbeat music]
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*
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- Wake up.
We're in Toledo.
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Time to go to work.
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- Now boarding
for Cleveland...
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[clown groans]
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- Okeydokey,
Principal Durbin.
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Here are
your daily announcements.
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- Thank you, Helen.
- You're welcome.
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- Betty bought butter but
the butter was bitter, so Betty
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bought better butter to make
the bitter butter better.
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Ah.
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The Magazine Drive
ends Friday.
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[phone chimes]
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O...kay.
Oh!
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Oh! Text from Jack.
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"Running late.
Can you cover for me, bud?"
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Called me bud.
Helen, you gotta
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do the announcements
just this one time, okay?
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- Oh, no, I can't do that.
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I get way too nervous.
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I-I was in
my cousin's wedding,
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and if you've never fainted
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mouth-first onto a candle...
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it was a nightmare.
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I-I actually ate fire.
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No, I can't--
I can't do that.
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- Just read off the paper.
It'll be fine, okay?
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It'll be so easy.
[door closes]
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[low chatter]
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- Jack! You look really bad.
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- Yeah. Had a...bit of
a rough one last night.
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I had a date in New York.
- Again?
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- "Ooh, look at me.
I'm Jack.
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I'm too good
for Toledo women."
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[laughter]
- Well I'm glad you understand.
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Look, maybe taking a bus
to New York isn't ideal,
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but it's worth it
to date a woman
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who doesn't believe
in angels.
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- They're watching over us.
- They help us.
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- Don't hate on an--
You know what?
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Wouldn't it be easier
to just come to the bar
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with us tonight?
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Come on.
- [laughs]
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Yeah, sure, maybe I should
just go ahead
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and alienate all of
my core principles
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and date in Toledo.
While I'm at it,
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maybe I can eat pie
on the toilet.
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- I've done that.
- Okay, see,
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don't disrespect pie.
- That's disgusting!
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[percussive music]
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- [softly]
Good morning, Whitlock High.
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It's your daily announcements.
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*
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[belches] It's Meatloaf Day
in the cafeteria.
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There will be
a vegetarian option.
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Too bad there's not
an edible option.
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Oh. [chuckles] Thank you.
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Creamed spinach
will also be served.
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And for dessert--
violent illness.
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[laughing]
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Salmonella pie.
- Oh!
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[laughter]
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The green apple
two-trot.
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[laughter]
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- That's...funny.
That--Okay.
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- And now, a special guest
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to make your morning
announcement.
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[as Coach]
This is Coach Novak.
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There's gonna be
immediate suspension
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if anybody's gawking
at pornography.
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- Ha ha. She's really
bustin' my chops.
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[laughter]
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- Hey, guys, this was
a real kick.
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Don't tell anybody
that I, you know,
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went over my--
aah!
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- Oh!
[laughter]
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- Wow. I always thought
announcements were...
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a way to impart
vital information,
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but I guess what people
like more
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are dumb...stupid
dumb jokes.
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- Okay, everybody,
I'm here.
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Thank you so much
for covering.
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I really appreciate it.
You're the best.
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- Best? The best at what?
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- He is an odd little duck.
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- So, did you get some?
- Did I get some?
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Oh, my God, Heather,
thank you for asking,
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but, no,
I did not get any.
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I been commuting to New York
to go on dates,
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which is a little bit
complicated, to say the least.
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But now, for practical reasons,
I find myself
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considering dating in Toledo.
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- Uh, at the risk of being
contrary,
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haven't you already
dated in Toledo?
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Doesn't your high school
ex-girlfriend live here?
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- Oh, look.
It's you.
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Wonderful.
Good to see you, Marcus. Yes.
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Meredith
is the exception, you know.
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But there's always
gonna be an exception.
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You see, sophisticated
New York women,
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they're really more my type.
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You guys know what type is,
right?
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Victor, what's your type?
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- Huh?
- Your type.
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Who would you wanna
get with?
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- Like...if I could
marry anyone?
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- [laughs] Yeah, sure, man.
Whatever.
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Just say who it is.
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- I don't wanna say.
- Why not?
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Oh...is it something weird?
Is it like somebody
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in your family?
- No!
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- Is it a big doll?
You could just say who it is,
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or I could just keep guessing.
[whispers] Is it your sister?
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- It's her.
- Oh. Cool.
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It's somebody who's...
in the room.
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That's great.
We can follow up.
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Grace, do you like Victor?
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No! That's too bad.
[school bell rings]
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But you know what,
it's gotta feel good
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to get that off your chest,
clear that up.
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All right, guys.
Good job, everybody.
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See ya tomorrow.
Grace...[clicks tongue]
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Good job today.
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Success!
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[upbeat percussion]
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*
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- Oh, look who showed up.
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- Yeah, well,
it was either this
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or a 15-hour bus ride
to Long Island,
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so...it was a toss-up.
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- Mm-hmm. What the hell
are you wearing?
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I'm sorry--did you
just come back from court?
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- Yes. And the judge ruled
I look awesome.
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- Ah!
- [laughing]
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- Well, we're glad
you came.
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- What are you guys drinkin'?
- Oh, I'm not.
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You don't wanna
see me drink.
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I get really emotional
and clean out my purse.
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It's nuts.
- Oh, well, that was
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a long way around
"no, thank you."
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- Yeah, she does that.
[chuckles] So, Jack,
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here's what
we're talking about.
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Now, I'm looking to catch
a financially stable man
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for a casual yet respectable
situationship.
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- Hmm.
- And Mary over here
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is looking for
a scuzzy little liar.
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- Oh, you always
hated Mark.
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- Well, he stole
your computer.
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- He's fixing the viruses.
- No, he's not.
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- I'll tell you what
kind of guy I like.
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My husband Keith.
He's so good to me.
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He planted me
a secret garden.
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I don't know what's in there.
I think it's tomatoes!
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Ha ha ha ha.
- So what are you
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looking for, Jack?
- Well...
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this one over by the bar
seems acceptable to me.
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- Oh, she's acceptable.
- Oh, yes.
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She will serve my needs nicely.
- Her parents must be so proud.
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- Stop it, I mean,
no, she's...she's cute.
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- That's our yoga teacher
Vicky.
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- Ah.
- Okay, we'll go grease
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the runway, but you
have to land the plane.
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- Uh...I think I got it.
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- Okay...
[Jack chuckles]
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- Yeah.
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I, uh...
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had sex with the Head
of Women's Studies,
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so I think I can handle
Yoga Vicky, right?
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Ah...
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- This is who we were
talking about.
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Jack is so smart
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and has so many sweaters...
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- So, Jack, we're gonna
go grab another drink.
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Will you keep our friend
Vicky company?
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- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
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- Hi, Jack.
Nice to meet you.
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- Hi. It's nice
to meet you too.
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It's, uh...always nice
to meet new people.
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I just moved here
from Cambridge.
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That's where Harvard is.
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I taught there.
At Harvard.
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I was a philosophy
professor, so...
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- Okay.
- At Harvard.
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It's a prestigious
university in the Northeast.
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- I know.
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Oh...I have
a work emergency.
252
00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,614
- Oh, a yoga emergency?
253
00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:07,815
Michelle told me
where you work.
254
00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,750
- Well, then you know
what this is.
255
00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,953
[rock music]
256
00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,855
*
257
00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:18,091
,
258
00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:18,626
[percussive music]
259
00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,061
- Morning, boss!
260
00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,963
Want a little
touch-up before we--
261
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,965
*
262
00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,967
- Dennis, roll it.
263
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,736
I got a new take.
264
00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:29,870
Okay...
265
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,105
Ahh.
Yeah.
266
00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:35,075
Good mornin', Whitlock High!
267
00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,911
Here's the morning
announcements in your face!
268
00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,279
[air horn blows]
Ooh!
269
00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,248
Guess what's for lunch today.
Pizza!
270
00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,751
With a side order
of hepatitis A.
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00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,919
Ha ha. Cafeteria food.
272
00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,220
Sucks! Right?
273
00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,922
You know who else
has hepatitis A?
274
00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,991
Jeremy Jones.
275
00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,328
[exhales]
Jeremy will be spending
276
00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,831
some time at
Children's Hospital,
277
00:09:57,865 --> 00:10:00,333
so everybody sign
the big card.
278
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,102
We love you, Jeremy.
279
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:06,106
Oh! My God, a huge celebrity
just dropped by.
280
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,775
[paper rustling]
281
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,142
Yo, whazzup?
282
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,411
It's Snoop Da-zoggy Dogg!
283
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,013
Get your tickets
284
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,682
to the Sadie Hawkins dance.
- What?
285
00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,283
- I think that's blackface.
286
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,617
- Ah, l--
287
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,388
- What ya thinkin', chief?
288
00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:24,024
- Uh, thanks for asking.
I don't know.
289
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,760
I don't know.
Last night, I opened myself up
290
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:27,961
to dating Toledo women.
291
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,830
- You clean up?
292
00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,264
- [scoffs] One would think.
293
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,233
Uh, no, you know what?
I...
294
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,168
I came up empty all night.
295
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,170
You know, I have devoted
my entire life
296
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:39,840
to studying logic
and reason, but this...
297
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:43,276
this night made me
question everything. Truly.
298
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,311
I-I-I just--
299
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,914
I don't know what...
went wrong.
300
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,181
- You probably talked about
Harvard
301
00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:51,318
and philosophy too much.
- Sarika...
302
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,186
you may have stumbled
onto something there.
303
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,856
Mm-hmm. You're saying
that it was too in their face
304
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,691
how much better I was
than them.
305
00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:58,959
- That...wasn't really
306
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,694
what I--
- A preemptive self-rejection.
307
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,295
An interesting concept,
and I think we should
308
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,931
get it on its feet.
Victor.
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00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,265
- [whining]
Please, no more...
310
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,767
- Is that why you've
never confessed
311
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,268
your secret crush on Grace?
312
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,203
Because you're afraid
that she's going to reject you.
313
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,404
You think that
you are beneath her.
314
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,073
- [whispering]
Please wake up.
315
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,207
Please wake up.
- Grace, do you think
316
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,809
you could ever be
into Victor?
317
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,812
What's wrong with him?
- I don't want to say.
318
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,347
- Oh. You don't wanna say.
319
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,282
Maybe it's you
that's into weird stuff.
320
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:25,052
Maybe I should start guessing--
- I have a secret boyfriend.
321
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:27,020
- Is it me?
- It's not a secret
322
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,221
to the boyfriend.
- Okay, this is good.
323
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,090
Yeah, no, okay, so, um,
324
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,059
Grace, who is the lucky guy?
325
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,861
[tense percussive music]
326
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,128
- It's Marcus.
327
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,463
- My best friend?
328
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,832
[school bell rings]
[students murmuring]
329
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:42,035
- Okay. Well, this has been a
surprisingly productive class.
330
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,971
Thank you, Grace.
Thank you, Victor.
331
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,973
This has been very helpful
for me.
332
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,507
Good work.
333
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,176
[Michelle laughs]
- Did you make that at home?
334
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,410
- Yeah, girl.
- I might have to
335
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,245
sneak in there.
- Hey, guys. Okay,
336
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,447
so I think you were right.
I misplayed it last night.
337
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:55,582
- Oh...ya think?
338
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:58,051
- I get it, I get it. I
hashed it out with my students,
339
00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,153
and I realized
with my Harvard pedigree,
340
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,455
I was like a Grace
in a bar full of Victors.
341
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:05,125
But I get it now.
Let's get back in there
342
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,094
and let's get after it.
I need you guys to wing me.
343
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,462
Let's go.
- You gonna take our advice?
344
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,131
- Yes!
345
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,265
What was it again?
346
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,167
- Just...be normal.
347
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:17,470
- Right. Just...
normal.
348
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,472
- Why are you
saying it weird?
349
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,374
- Jack, it's "nermal."
Oh, my God,
350
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,076
now I can't say it either.
351
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,511
- Sorry, Jack,
it's a no.
352
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,146
- How 'bout this.
I'll buy drinks all night.
353
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,414
- Good answer!
- Here we go.
354
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,216
- Good answer, good answer.
- Normal.
355
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,785
[exhales] Thank God
I got it back.
356
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:32,953
Whew!
357
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,022
[pop music]
358
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,324
- Ooh. Now, there's
a sturdy one,
359
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,360
looking like he could mow
his lawn in a tornado.
360
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,962
- Well, you better
give it up
361
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,196
for these pear-shaped men
362
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,165
lookin' just like they mamas.
- Mmm...
363
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,934
- Hey, hey.
What do you guys think?
364
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,235
Took your advice.
- You know,
365
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,569
mm-mm, I'm sorry,
I forgot, ladies.
366
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,371
Was our advice
to make him look like
367
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,507
a cell phone salesman
from the mall kiosk?
368
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,443
- Ha ha ha ha.
No, no, no.
369
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,545
This is so the Toledo women
will not be intimidated by me.
370
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:01,281
- Oh, so you think
this is what's normal here?
371
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:04,051
- Yep. Tonight I'm just
normal old Toledo Jack.
372
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,586
Oh, waiter? Yeah. Can I get
a plate of cheese fries
373
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,055
and any kind of a beer
374
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,090
that's got a landscape
on the can.
375
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,860
Let's do this!
376
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,227
[intense percussive music]
377
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:16,997
.
378
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:17,831
- All right, guys,
ready to set me up?
379
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,133
Grease the runway?
380
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,601
- No, no, no, no, no,
Toledo Jack.
381
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,070
We wants no parts
382
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,537
of whatever is happening here.
- Right.
383
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,573
But do leave your tab
open--thank you.
384
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:29,076
- Yeah, yeah.
All right, here we go.
385
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,878
- Good luck.
- Watch him leave.
386
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,880
Look--Look at it.
Look at his belt.
387
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,282
- Ah...man.
Feels good to sit down.
388
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,984
Can I buy you a drink?
389
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,953
- Sure, I'll...
I'll have another house wine.
390
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,255
- Great. Another
house wine, please.
391
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,357
Yeah, so...
392
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,526
Isis.
393
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,129
Don't those guys
drive you nuts?
394
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,931
- [small laugh]
- You know, for me,
395
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,866
it's like, ah, God,
stop, you know?
396
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,302
You make me sick.
397
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,569
- Yeah. Isis isn't great.
398
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:59,039
- Yeah. No.
It's like, you know--
399
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:04,544
[background chatter,
music playing]
400
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,879
Ahh...hey.
401
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,281
Are you, uh, an organ donor?
402
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,250
- Yeah, of course.
- Of course you are. Me too.
403
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,920
I would love to be able
to...you know, donate my--
404
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,454
I mean, I don't wanna die,
but if I did,
405
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,991
I wanna give some kid
the gift of sight, you know?
406
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,459
Maybe I would get to see
the world
407
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:20,928
through a child's
eyes again.
408
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,063
Is that how it works?
I don't know.
409
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,298
I'm just some normal guy.
I don't read much.
410
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,533
- [small laugh]
411
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,201
[rock music]
412
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:31,238
.
413
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,172
- * I love gin juice
That is funny.
414
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,641
* Drivin' in my car
415
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,243
* Gin juice
416
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,046
- Is there anything
that I can do before I go?
417
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:42,415
- No, uh, Helen,
I think you've done enough.
418
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,484
- Ralph, is there something--
- Could you close the door?
419
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,386
Can you do that, Helen?
Can you close the door?
420
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,655
Or is that too simple?
Do you need to
421
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,223
put like a fun spin on it.
422
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,092
Or can I have.
The door. Closed.
423
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,261
Which is...all I ever...
wanted?
424
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,698
See how easy that was?
425
00:14:58,731 --> 00:14:59,967
- Oh, no.
- Excellent.
426
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,568
- I'm doing this!
427
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,703
- This place sucks.
- Please.
428
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,372
Did you think that
wearing a golf shirt
429
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,407
and talking about
organ donors would work?
430
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,276
- YOU know what I think?
I think you're afraid
431
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,444
you'll meet someone
and like Toledo.
432
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,280
- Ooh! Michelle, comin'
through with the realness.
433
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,315
- Yes, and you know what?
And while you're "slumming" it
434
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,150
with the commoners...
- Here we go.
435
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,987
- You're missing out
on some fabulous women.
436
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,488
Okay?
- Truth bomb.
437
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,056
- [imitates explosion]
438
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,457
- All right, well, thanks
for the therapy, buds,
439
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,559
I appreciate it,
but I'm done with this place.
440
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,996
- Oh, stay! We're gonna
get some fire wings
441
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,097
and do pucker shots.
442
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,631
- Plus, Michelle is drinking,
443
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:35,202
and so we might need a white
man to talk to the cops.
444
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,736
- Well, this was fun,
but I think I'm gonna
445
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,072
close out my tab. Sorry, guys.
- Oh...
446
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,275
- Hey, can I close out,
please? Thanks.
447
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,611
- Not a single imported
beer.
448
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,613
God, I forgot
I'm in Garbage City.
449
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,149
- It's actually Glass City.
450
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,519
- [clears throat]
- Yeah, no thanks.
451
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,621
I'm good. I don't need
to update my cell phone plan.
452
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,256
- Oh, no, no,
these clothes--
453
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,991
I'm doing
a social experiment.
454
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,994
I'm actually just in town
for a brief stint.
455
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,295
I'm taking a break
from Harvard.
456
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,164
- Oh.
- Yeah, you know what?
457
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,066
[laughs] Forget that.
458
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,367
I-I'm jack.
459
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,502
I take it you're not
from around here either?
460
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,404
- Chloe. From Baltimore.
461
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,706
- Yeah, I can see that
you enjoy this city
462
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,075
about as much as I do.
463
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,309
- It's the worst.
- Yeah.
464
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,045
- Oh, don't even try
getting decent sushi.
465
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,579
- What?
- It's impossible.
466
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,481
- You know what I worry about?
I worry about
467
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,250
the doctors. I mean, if you're
actually good at surgery,
468
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,584
what are you doing here?
I mean, how did you
469
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,219
not move to Chicago?
470
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,754
- Well, at least
the people are amazing.
471
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,322
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, right? I mean
472
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,291
like that guy over there
with his gut hanging out?
473
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,760
He just invited me to his
summer home in Provence.
474
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,428
- Oh! You gonna go?
- Oh, I have to.
475
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,064
- I think you should.
- How do you turn that down?
476
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,199
- Check this out.
See da Vinci over there?
477
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,068
Yeah, he just invited me
to check out
478
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,435
this crazy new invention
479
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,138
that he's never even tried
called "a fork."
480
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,174
- We shouldn't be
too hard on this place.
481
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,608
- No.
- Right? I mean, after all,
482
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,710
there is a table
of scientists right over there.
483
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,613
- [gasps] Really?
- Yeah.
484
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,515
- Ugh! They're brilliant.
485
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,684
- Booyah! These shots are
not gonna drink themselves.
486
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,719
[women cheering]
487
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,388
- Hey, you wanna get
outta here
488
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,356
before the dumb
rubs off on us?
489
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,757
[women laughing]
490
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,493
- Uh, uh...
491
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,628
- I think they're just
having fun.
492
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,630
And, uh, actually,
493
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,165
they're friends of mine.
494
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,201
- Right!
My friend is here too.
495
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,668
Right over there.
She's the lady
496
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,537
that brought her newborn
to the bar.
497
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,106
Busties!
498
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,840
- Yeah, first of all,
you really know
499
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,609
how to run a joke
into the ground.
500
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,644
Secondly, I wasn't kidding.
501
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,379
They really are friends
of mine.
502
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,348
You know what? No.
I'm gonna keep this open.
503
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,350
Can I get three blue
pucker shots, please?
504
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,386
Uh, actually...
make it four.
505
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,521
Also...
506
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,856
Baltimore--
It's a third-rate city.
507
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,660
It sucks. And you have dead
women buried in your parks.
508
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,730
*
509
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,665
Ladies, some shots.
- Hey!
510
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,834
- It looks like you were
making it happen with that one.
511
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,402
What'd you mess up
this time?
512
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,271
- Who knows? But it looked
like you guys
513
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,140
were having more fun over here,
so I figured I join you
514
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,241
and stay.
- Okay!
515
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,276
- All right!
- Hey, hey!
516
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:57,810
- Mm.
- Yeah!
517
00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,746
Tornado Dance!
518
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,414
- Yeah...
- Uh...
519
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,116
excuse you?
520
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,417
Yeah?
- No, no, no, no, no.
521
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,419
- Sorry. Sorry,
that's on us.
522
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,121
- It's not worth it, girl,
it's not worth it.
523
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,423
Walk away.
524
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:12,692
.
525
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:13,360
[intense percussive music]
526
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,765
*
527
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,201
- Oops. It looks like there's
a little lighting issue.
528
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,636
There's a shadow.
You want me to fix that?
529
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,438
- Yeah, sure, Helen.
Why don't you just
530
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:28,341
take over the whole production?
- I can't take this anymore!
531
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,909
What is this about, Ralph?
532
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,313
- Dennis, a moment.
533
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,248
You really don't know
what this is about, do you?
534
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,716
Morning announcements
were my chance
535
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,385
to be the cool guy,
536
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:39,586
to connect with the students,
537
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,887
and you took them
from me!
538
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,190
- Oh, Ralph, why would I
ever do anything
539
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,524
to hurt you?
540
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,559
You pulled me up
from the gutter.
541
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,195
You're an amazing man.
542
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,197
I would never take
the announcements from you.
543
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,865
Well, it's too late.
I'm awake now, Helen.
544
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,567
I thought I had
this game cornered,
545
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:55,902
then you came in
and did it in a way
546
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,870
that I didn't know
what possible!
547
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,739
I'm a fraud.
- No.
548
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,809
- You should do them!
- Oh! I should do them.
549
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:06,413
Ha! You think
that's what people want?
550
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:10,450
Me runnin' around
like a big, dumb goof?
551
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,853
I do that crap
for my nephew, and he's five.
552
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,155
Forever, if you know
what I mean.
553
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,326
- Holy crap.
Is that thing on?
554
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,360
- Oh--
555
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,563
[overlapping chatter]
556
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,765
- I don't understand
what they see in you.
557
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,202
[chatter continues]
558
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,540
- Well...this is fun!
559
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,242
Who, uh, who started
all this?
560
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,609
- You!
- Me?
561
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,411
Well, this is already
awesome.
562
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,912
Explain.
- When you revealed
563
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,581
that Victor liked Grace,
we also found out
564
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,483
she had a secret
boyfriend, Marcus.
565
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,684
But she was actually protecting
566
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,286
her real secret boyfriend,
Devin,
567
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,688
not realizing Marcus
is secretly dating Sarika,
568
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:49,989
who got super-jealous.
569
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,259
So Sarika decided
to revenge-date Devin.
570
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,861
But Devin is fluid,
so he may actually like me.
571
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,763
And unrelatedly,
Colin lost his retainer
572
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,365
and is afraid to tell his mom,
573
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,767
and no one is talking to
anyone, a-and we're drowning!
574
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,935
Colin, you need to
just tell your mom.
575
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,272
[overlapping chatter]
- Okay, hey, guys, guys, guys.
576
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,840
Wow! You are being
[laughs] far too dramatic.
577
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,877
I mean, don't you realize
how meaningless
578
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,545
these little teenage
crushes are?
579
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:15,715
Come on, only adult romances
actually mean anything.
580
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,384
Look, the point is,
you should
581
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,352
all just be focused
on your friendships.
582
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,322
Don't worry about all this
petty dating stuff.
583
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,291
Okay? You should all be
downing shots together
584
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:27,960
and doing dances based on
natural disasters, you know?
585
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,297
Leave all this other crap
behind, you know?
586
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:33,700
Otherwise, you're just gonna be
stuck in Toledo goin' it alone.
587
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,636
Look, you're gonna have
your whole lives
588
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,738
to worry about dating,
'kay?
589
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,039
Right now, honestly,
you should probably
590
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,509
just be focused
[laughs] on masturbating.
591
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,444
You guys all masturbate,
right?
592
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,845
Yeah?
593
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,280
Show of hands real quick.
594
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:50,850
- Oh, no...
595
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,852
[school bell rings]
596
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,854
- Yeah, that's tough.
That's tough.
597
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,029
- I noticed
you weren't entangled
598
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,632
in any of the love
triangles.
599
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,033
You prefer to stay
above the fray.
600
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:10,303
- I don't mess with
this kid stuff.
601
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,739
I'm looking for
a real woman.
602
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,012
- Oh, [bleep].
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