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Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

God.

Oh,

that's

it.

I'll lick my clit.

I feel those famous muscles flexing
around my cock.

I've always tried to make those
particular muscles the best feature of

experience.

Damn. He's saying he'll be right out.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh,

God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

This is ridiculous.

I don't have all day to cry here

Shit, that's Arnold. God damn it, I
forgot all about him. Come on, Ben.

up. Here come the judge.

God.

Let me get the door.

Well, hello, sir.

May I help you?

Jackie, I'd like to introduce you to
Arnold Ferregano, the celebrity head

for Saturday's bodybuilding contest.
Arnold, this is Jackie LeLeo. My

Jackie. Gee, what the... The Arnold
Ferregano in my gym?

I don't believe it. This is too good to
be true. You've got to meet my girls.

Come on, they're right through this
door. You'll love them.

As you can see, nothing is too good for
my girls.

I think you can see the results by the
bodies Jackie has produced.

That's Shelly Lee, last year's first
place winner of the women's bodybuilding

competition. Let me introduce you to
some of my girls.

This is Susan.

Hi, Susan.

Hi.

This is Kelly.

Probably the best upper torso in the
whole gym. Just look at that definition.

Nice.

Very nice.

This is Laura.

Note that leg and thigh definition.

Laura, Arnold Ferregano.

Fantastic work, Laura.

Keep it up.

Thanks. It's really nice to meet you.

But I know I need a lot more work to be
a world -class builder like you.

I'll be glad to help you in any way I
can.

Perhaps you could give a class for my
girls.

I'm sure they'd enjoy private tutoring
from someone of your stature.

Thank you. I might just do that.

Arnold, I think it's time we were gone.
We have a lot of other places we gotta

see today, you know.

Why'd you hurry?

We just got here.

Besides...

I've got to see as many of these well
-developed bodies as I can before the

contest. It's all part of the job, you
know. Yeah, but we got to laugh. You're

absolutely right. I'm glad you feel that
way.

You just feel free to stop by any time
you'd like.

My girls will be happy to flex all of
their muscles for your approval.

Thank you. I might just do that.

Maybe I'll see you tomorrow.

That'd be wonderful.

Well, I'll be right here ready and
waiting for you. Right, girls?

Right. You sure will.

You don't mind if I take a look around
here?

No, please do.

Hey, sweetheart, can I see you tonight?

How about some dinner later?

Oh, that'd be wonderful.

I just need to get a workout in first.

Say, 8 o 'clock?

I want to talk to you about this contest
on Saturday.

You got it, babe.

Why don't you come by my place, though?
My cooking might surprise you.

Besides, every time I see you, it's in
one of these damn gyms.

Oh, that sounds like a nice change of
pace.

So you're a great lover and a great
cook.

Hmm. I'm game.

Your place?

At eight?

Sounds great. See you then. Okay. Come
on, Arnold. We gotta go.

I'll see you later, Jackie. Okay. It's
nice meeting you.

Bye -bye.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

That's the judge and his sidekick.

I'll bet you that them broads... Hey,
I'll bet you that them broads are

below the belt, if you know what I mean.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.
You mean they're just fucking those two

guys just so they can get what they
want.

Yeah, I guess you could put it that way.
Anyway, we've got to figure out

something to make sure that our girls
win.

I got it.

We can kidnap him and we'll hold him
until after the contest is over. No, no,

no, you dumbass. That'll never work.

There's got to be something to get him
away, but it's going to have to look

an accident.

I know, I know. We'll wait until
everybody's gone and we'll break in the

see? And we'll jerry -rig the equipment
so that they're pulling more weight than

they think.

Those broads don't have so many straight
muscles they won't even be able to

walk.

Round the verse.

Holy shit. Jackie Lele has sure got some
good -looking broads working out in her

gym. Oh, shit.

You know what? We might lose this
fucking contest even if we do jerry -rig

equipment. Hey, you know, we better go
rig that equipment up.

No, no, no. We better wait till it gets
dark. That way we won't get spotted so

easily. Wow.

Damn, good -looking, too, aren't they?
Uh -huh.

There's a door around here somewhere.

You're always hitting me. You're always
bumping into me.

Shame on you.

There's a window right there.

He's a fucking whore. He's a whore.

Look like in bungee, everybody's gone.

All right, now I'll tell you what we'll
do.

You go over to the bike, and you adjust
it, and then I'll go over to that

machine and adjust it, all right? But be
quiet, man. We don't want to get

busted.

Yeah. You ain't going to believe this.
There's three chicks in there in their

fucking guitar. Yeah, sure. Come on,
man.

They're pretty, too. Come on.

You ain't going to believe this.

This better be good.

There's nobody here.

You know, sometimes you're a fucking
moron.

Damn it, they were just there. Yeah,
sure.

What the hell are you two doing in my
gym?

You might as well talk, boys. Your
shirts have already given you away.

Well, it seems a little not -too -gentle
persuasion is in order here.

But first, your clothes, boys.

Oh, come on, lady. You must be out of
your mind.

Take them off.

Now. Anything you want, just don't shoot
me.

Come on, ladies, let's not get so
serious about this situation, huh?

You ain't gonna get away with this. This
is kidnapping.

Only followed by your breaking and
entering.

You little boys have made your bed.

Now you're going to have to lie in it.

Or hang. Hey, you shut up, Tony.

These fellas ain't gonna get what they
want.

I wouldn't say that. I put this very
adeptic thing away.

The problem with these guys is they
think that they're dicks.

But they're just a little bit short on
brains. So maybe if we pinch their

memories, they'll remember why they're
here.

Do anything you want. We still ain't
gonna talk.

Besides, this is starting to feel real
good.

I can fix that.

Jackie, I have a nice big strap -on
dildo I was gonna use on Shelly. But I

I know a better use. What do you say,
ladies?

Yeah, let's rape him.

After that, we can use my douche with
boiling water and alum. Oh, bust him

and then shrink him shut.

You ain't got the guts.

Oh, no?

Go get it, Kim.

Here, you hold this.

Boy, your ass is mine.

I've always wanted to deflower a virgin.

That is, if you are a virgin down there.

Or is this your good buddy here?

Don't worry, honey. The good doctor will
put you back together again when my

friend rips you open.

Jackie. Oh, good.

This is going to be so much fun.

Here, I'll help you get it on. Okay.

Great. Oh, this is so nice and big.

You're going to love it.

Okay, here you go.

This could be your chance to talk.

How about it?

Fuck you.

No, fuck you.

Tucker, this is for you.

You're next.

Oh, please don't. Don't. That hurts.

Well, isn't that what you were trying to
do to us?

No, we were just trying to keep you from
competing on Saturday. Shut up, Tony.

Jackie, I think this one needs his ass
stretched.

Maybe I better get him ready right now.

Please, Ed. Tom, this chick is killing
me already.

This is just getting to be fun.

Could you struggle a little bit more,
please?

Oh, we were just trying to set your
equipment to pull more weights than they

were set for. We figured your girls
would have a few pulled muscles and no

contests. Oh, thanks a lot, partner.

I suppose you think a beating from our
boss is going to be a lot easier.

Shit. Hey, look, girls, our boss is a
winner. He always has been, any way he

could. And he wants his girls to be
winners, too.

I mean, that's our, or was our job, to
guarantee that win.

Hell, when I saw the judge and the
coordinator here today, I thought you

was padding your chances for a win.

If you catch my drift.

Why not give us the chance to compete
fair and square on Saturday?

How do we know you girls haven't made a
deal?

Hey, I know those goofballs would sell
their souls for the likes of you.

To be honest with you, I did try that
approach.

Same as you, I didn't think the judge
had the full desire to be honest.

I was wrong.

Even Jim passed on the deal. I was very
impressed.

So you're trying to tell me that the
contest isn't fixed in your favor?

That's right. Anyone could win.

Let us go.

I told you everything.

My ass hurts so bad I'm never going to
be able to walk again.

Oh, do we have to let them go, Jackie?

I mean, we could use a couple of slaves
to help clean up around here.

That's true.

Of course, with these two bozos, you'd
never even get them housebroken.

Yeah. It's late. We better let them go.
I have a meeting to go to.

Damn, and this is getting real
interesting, too.

Maybe me and Kim should stick around and
kind of clean up.

Come on, lady, we told you everything
you wanted to know. Now don't leave us

with these two maniacs. We'll never walk
again.

Maybe I should stay and help.

No, you two have a job to do for me.

Go back to your boss and tell him Jackie
Lillet cannot be pushed around.

You tell him my girls are unbeatable.

Tell him to stay home Saturday, or he
can come to one of these little parties.

It's late, lady.

I'm sure their mommies want them home
for dinner.

Come on, lady.

Hey,

what about our clothes?

What a couple of jerks. I know, weren't
they? God.

Well, I think I'm going to take a shower
now.

I need it. Oh,

that sounds great. I'd love one.

All right.

You have a beautiful body, too.

I'm sorry for you. I know.

I love watching you work out.

Did I turn you on?

Yeah.

I love your muscles.

I really do.

You know it's beautiful.

I know it's secret, but I knew not to.

I'm secret thrilled.

Hmm.

you have here, Jim.

Probably not at all what you expected.

Especially not for a bachelor.

Have a seat, darling.

That was a fantastic dinner tonight.

Any other hidden talents?

Only the ones you already know about.

Those are talents, too.

Do you do laundry also?

Anything but windows, babe.

So tell me, what did you do today after
we left?

Well, two guys from the Westside Iron
Pumpers broke into my gym.

What the hell did they want?

Well, they wanted to sabotage my girls'
chances in the contest.

You see, their idea was to rig our
equipment so that we'd pull more weights

we thought, causing strained muscles.

Luckily, two of my girls and I were
there, and we put a stop to their plan.

I see.

Just how did the three of you manage to
overcome these guys and get them to

spill their guts?

A little gentle, womanly persuasion can
go quite a long way.

I could use some of that gentle, womanly
persuasion myself.

Excuse me.

Hey, how you doing, Jim?

Hi. Look, I just stopped by to remind
you.

Jackie.

What a surprise.

You look fantastic.

How are you? Arnold, what do you want to
remind me of?

What? Oh.

I forgot.

I remember in a minute.

Anyway, I can't tell you how impressed I
was with your girls.

But I'll be honest with you. You would
be very stiff competition for them

yourself. Oh, Arnold, you're so sweet.

I'm through with competition, though.

My first love is coaching.

Do you really think I look that good?

You bet.

Tell him, Jim.

He's right, Jackie.

The definition in your legs is perfect.

Oh, I don't know.

Nothing's perfect.

You are.

Sweetheart, why don't you show Arnold
the rest of your body?

I'm sure he'd enjoy the work you've
done.

Definitely. Let's do that championship
form, Jackie.

I don't know. It's been so long since
I've done any posing.

What the hell?

Yeah, that looks good, doesn't it?

Yeah, just like a French lady.

Well, I think she's got a good
development.

She's got a hell of a development. What
are you talking about?

I'd like to live in a development like
that.

That's for sure.

Oh, yeah, that's brilliant.

Jackie, God.

But you two have to join me.

You're closed, boys.

Come on.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Hey,

you're real good.

By the way, Jim, I'm sure you'll both do
everything possible to make sure that

the most deserving ladies will win
Saturday.

You taste better at night than you do in
the morning.

I love it when you touch it, Rex.

Oh, yeah.

You really know how to do it.

Ooh, look at that.

I don't think I found a hole you can
throw.

Is this what you Americans call doggy
style?

Feel free to stop by my gym anytime,
gentlemen, for an exercise program

guaranteed to please.

Ready, girls?

Stretch.

Stretch.

That's it.

Make it hurt a little bit. Then you know
it's working.

Make sure you're nice and loose before
your workout starts.

You don't need any pulled muscles,
especially the day before the contest.

Also, make sure you check the weights
you're pulling.

Make sure you know exactly how much is
there.

And check up your rep charts. Make sure
every set and repetition is counted for

a true reading of your workout's
effectiveness.

Remember, my goal is to help you reach
the goals you set for yourself when you

entered my gym.

Thank you.

Carry on, class.

Well, Arnold, you look awful happy
today.

Must be the new exercise program my
coach put me on. Well, a healthy body is

happy mind.

Very good.

Say, I was a little worried.

Jim told me about those two visitors you
had last night. Oh, they weren't much.

Just some jealous rivals playing
schoolboy pranks. But everything's back

normal now.

Glad to hear that.

Hey, it looks like you've got a full
house.

Maybe it's not the right time to stop
by. Oh, no, of course not. It's the

perfect time. Come on in.

Kim? Laura?

You remember Arnold Ferreira, you know?

He's built more bodies than General
Motors.

And he'll be judging tomorrow's contest.

Maybe you could give us some pointers on
our workout?

Yeah, I'd be glad to help.

What kind of builds will you be looking
for tomorrow?

Well, firm.

Good development.

Good definition.

Kim, why don't you ladies take Arnold
into the locker room and show him your

charts? He can help you a lot more if he
can see what you've been doing.

That's a great idea. Come on.

Well, that one's Laura's, and this one's
mine.

Mm -hmm. You girls have been working
very hard.

Well, those charts show the procedures,
but this is where you see the results.

Well, yes, you have achieved some
beautiful results.

So firm.

Don't stop.

Feel free.

To really help me, you've got to get to
know my body. That's right.

We want you to take every opportunity to
study our bodies.

Then you can tell us exactly what to do
to be winners.

Well, I get a feeling you already know.

Yes,

yes, that's good.

That is good. It's good, no?

What are we doing, Colt?

Oh, God. This is too good to be true.

Yes.

Who's teaching who?

It looks like Arnold's love muscle is
ready for its exercise routine.

Come on,

Arnold. It's time for your workout.

Wow,

look at those muscles.

Yum. Come on, Arnold.

I know this afternoon is co -ed day, but
I'd appreciate it if you guys would let

the girls use whatever equipment they
need.

Remember, they have a contest tomorrow.

My turn now, okay

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

I could watch you pump iron all day.

Seems like a boring existence, but
thanks for the compliment.

Don't sell yourself short, Dave.

You're a very handsome man.

So you pump iron all day.

What do you do at night?

Or does the pumping stop when you get
home?

I pump any time I can.

How about you?

Now seems like a good enough time for
the both of us.

This is why most men work out, too.

Oh, yeah.

Just plain sweet.

You taste wonderful.

Yeah, nice, nice.

Oh, you sure know how to exercise.

You're doing the exercising on me.

Well, that looks like fun.

Good exercise, too, huh?

Can I join? Please do.

Just join in.

Can I have some of that?

Yes.

Isn't that wonderful?

Oh, what a muscle.

You can tell he's been working out.

Yes, wonderful.

Oh, good.

Oh, I'm going to sit on top of this.

Oh, come on.

I want to watch this.

It's nice.

Oh, it feels wonderful.

You just continue with this little
exercise. I've got to check on everybody

else, okay? Right here.

Hi, Jackie.

How's it going?

I'm okay.

What do you say we have some fun with
Keith and Michael?

Sure.

What should we do to get them
interested, though?

Let's just play around with them a
little bit and see what happens. What do

say?

Great idea.

Slowing down, handsome?

Yeah, I think so.

Why don't you let me help you develop
some real muscles?

No.

Well, Shelly, come over here.

Yeah, right here.

Isn't that much better?

Ah, yes.

It's so hot and sweaty.

Oh,

yeah, I eat my pussy.

Oh.

Hey, how about some real fun?

Want to go join Susan and Keith?

Sure. Come on, let's go.

Oh,

this is great.

Why don't you climb back here?

Yeah, that's it.

Oh.

Jackie, you come up with some great
routines.

Oh.

You guys keep up the workout.

It makes this a really good one. I've
got to check on everybody else, okay?

All right.

Roger?

Shelly? I see you've already caught on
to my sexercise.

Mind if I join you?

By all means, Jackie.

Show us your stuff.

Why don't you sit right here?

Just look at this. This is nice and
comfortable.

Relax.

Oh yeah.

It makes you a funny housekeeper,
doesn't it?

Roger, you just lie back.

And Shelly can practice her squat. Okay.

healthy body.

Jessie, I don't seem to have a partner
to work out with today. You think you

help me? I'd love to.

Let's try one of my favorite routines.

I think about 69 reps should do it. I
like the way you count.

All right.

Fuck me.

All right, come here.

All right.

That's our Jackie.

Ooh, this just makes me hotter. I think
I need some more work.

How about you, Laura?

I'm with you.

Come on, Arnold.

We need more of your loving touch.

I love working out with you.

Et ça vient.

thing the way you practiced it. Okay,
I'll try.

I'm just a little nervous. Oh, Kim,
you'll do great. Just relax.

I mean it.

And if you give a damn about your squad
in the last, the winners will be Karen,

Marlene, and Jan. And in that order.
Now, you got that? Yeah, you got that?

Hey, come on, you guys. It kind of has
got to be fair. You don't understand

the results are going to be on TV
nationwide, man. If the best girls don't

I'll look like a fool in the public.
Hey, I don't want to hear any talk like

that. Would you rather be a live fool or
a dead one?

Okay. You got it. You got it, please.
Just let me go. You just remember that

going to be watching you.

I'm watching you.

What's that all about?

Oh, those two hoods just came up and
said their girls had better win or else.

Or else what?

Or else I'm a dead fool.

Those were the same two that broke in my
gym and tried to sabotage the

equipment. I knew they'd be trouble.
You're not just going to let their girls

win, are you? Of course he's not.

Look, why don't you two go find Kelly
and Susan?

Try to find Arnold. I'm sure they're
looking for him next. Hurry!

Hey, I don't care what you do to me.
It's not fair, and I simply won't do it.

Look here, asshole.

Don't try to be some kind of hero with
me.

If our girls don't win, you're going to
be a dead man.

You guys have to be serious, don't you?

Dead, dearie.

You just remember, Karen, Marlene, and
Jan.

In that order. Okay, you guys, just
leave me alone.

We'll be watching you. Remember that.

Arnold, did they hurt you?

Who? Those two jerks who were
threatening you.

Threatening me?

I'm fine.

Are you sure?

We heard them talking.

Those are the same two who broke into
our gym and tried to rig our equipment.

Come on, we've got to stop them. They
went this way. Come on, come on.

I'm glad... To see you made it. Of
course we did.

Now, keep your guard up, because there's
two very persuasive punks around dead

set on fixing this contest.

Same, too. We ran into the other night,
Shelly. They've already threatened Jim,

and I'm sure Arnold is next.

Nancy, since you two were finalists last
year and can't compete this year, maybe

you could kind of stick close to Jim,
like a bodyguard. You know those two

do anything if there's other people
around.

If they see you again, they'd probably
run away.

That would be to his advantage.

I'd love to guard his body.

It sounds like so much fun, just like
being in the Secret Service.

Good. Why don't you three find some
nice, quiet, out -of -the -way place?

until the contest is over.

My ladies will take excellent care of
you.

I'm sure they will.

Come on, ladies.

Now, you ready to start getting ready
for the contest?

Don't waste your time.

Hey, Tony, you know, I was thinking
that.

Well, watch where you're going, man.
Shit. I thought we did good today.

always getting down on me.

We did do good. But I'm going to have a
second thought, so I think we ought to

go back and double -check.

Really, seriously. Okay, boys, get your
hands up.

Sure, lady, anything. Just no more of
your little torture techniques. Hey,

club's heavy. Let's put them in here.
Get in there. Come on. Get in there.

Come on.

Good work, you guys.

You know, it's almost showtime.

We're going to have to hurry. What are
we going to do?

I guess we go on. I'll stay here.

Are you sure you're going to be okay?

I'll be fine.

Here, take this.

Take good care of them.

Especially the big one.

Okay, see you later. Good luck.

Hey, bring me back a trophy. Okay.

Has

anyone

seen our two friends?

Oh, sure did. Susan's guarding them.
Good.

Well, we'll check on them in a little
while.

Meantime, you ladies have a contest to
win.

Laura, would you help him get ready,
please?

With pleasure. Good.

Has anybody seen Arnold? Well, he took
off after we saw those two guys talking

to him. He was pretty upset.

Damn.

I'll try and go find him. Maybe I can
help him relax.

Meantime, you ladies stay loose and
listen for your names in case I don't

it back in time.

You know, it must be awful boring for
you to just sit here and watch me.

Not at all.

This is fun.

Oh, come on now. It's a drag and you
know it.

What we need is something to liven up
the place a little bit.

Any ideas?

There is something you could do for us.

Name it. Anything.

But if it's too much trouble... Trouble?
Come on, no trouble? What is it?

Really?

Well, since you're the expert in
physical fitness and bodybuilding, maybe

you could show us where we need a little
work.

I'd love to look at your body. I ain't
weak spots.

Weak spots, my ass.

Show me my G -spots.

All right, Carl.

Testing. One, two, three.

Are we ready?

Can we get some of the echo off, please?

We're going to be on the air in two
minutes.

Good. Oh, by the way, what are you doing
later?

I'm going home with my husband.

Figures.

Testing. Mr.

Ferragano. Testing. One, two, three. We
would like to know if we could talk to

you during the contest.

You see, our viewers want to know your
opinions.

And the insights that you can tell them
as the contest actually takes place.

Well, of course.

I would love to talk to all those
viewers out there.

Excuse me, sir. We're not on yet.

Just give us a few more minutes. Oh, of
course.

Just practicing. Right, right. Look,
what we want is your opinion of the

as they go through their individual
poses.

You see, your comments should tell us
who has a better chance of winning.

I can't wait.

Good, good.

This guy's from a TV station. He's going
to ask my opinion live on air.

Isn't that exciting?

Yes, very.

What are you going to say?

Who I think is a winner and who's not.

From my comment, everyone in TV land
will be able to tell the winner before

results are in.

Isn't that great?

Yes, very.

Excuse me, sir. The camera's ready now.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the
second annual women's bodybuilding

competition with our celebrity guest
judge, Arnold Ferregano.

Covering this event with a local
television network is the ever -popular

Dowdy. What exactly is a winning build,
Mr. Ferregano?

Uniformity. A well -proportioned body.

Some of those builders go overboard.

Height's too big.

Too much for the family.

Development should be an equally
proportionate thing.

I love it.

Oh, yeah.

Working.

It looks as though the contest is about
to begin.

First we have the introductions and then
the preliminary posing.

Mr. Ferregano has been kind enough to
let us in on his gut -level feelings at

the girls as they go through their
poses.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, our

first contestant is about ready to begin
her routine.

Here she is, Terry Armstrong, the lady's
gem.

Terry is 5 '7 and weighs 125 pounds.

Well, here's our first lady. What do you
think, Arnold?

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Oh, so good.

That feels wonderful.

I mean, she looks wonderful.

Terry is from Washington, D .C. and
currently lives in Virginia, where she

raises thoroughbred horses.

Thank you, Terry.

Oh, great.

Wonderful. Tom.

Well, I realize that bodybuilders are
known more for their muscle and not

articulate commentary.

But I believe he likes number one,
folks.

How about contestant number two? Our
second contestant is Marlene Cox from

Westside Iron Plumbers.

Oh, no.

That's no good at all.

Oh, no.

West Side Iron Hunters and Blaze Jim
have been competing against each other

every heat this year.

Rivalry is fierce.

Some even intimate foul play.

Marlene is 5 '7", weighs 120 pounds.
That bad, huh?

I guess that's a thumbs down for number
two, folks.

Well, let's try contestant number three.

Our third contestant is Jim Baxter of
Blaze Jim.

Kim is 5 '4 and weighs 110 pounds.

Oh, I love it.

Oh,

yeah.

That's there.

Kim is a resident of Missoula, Montana.

She keeps in shape by working at a local
lumber mill.

I guess that makes her a lumber jill.

Yes, when Mr. Ferregano likes him, he
really likes him.

Oh, come on, let me unwrap this.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

I hope everybody else is having as much
fun as us, huh?

Sure are.

I know we're working out harder than
they are.

Only two contestants left, ladies and
gentlemen.

Here again from the west side iron
pumper is Karen Britt.

Karen just may be the stiffest
competition in this contest for Lillet's

Ouch.

Ouch.

Ouch. Ouch.

That's not good.

That's bad. That must be bodybuilder's
lingo for someone pulled a muscle.

Maybe this last one is a little bit
better.

Our final contestants.

Kelly Miller, a great gym.

Kelly is 5 '8 and weighs 125 pounds.

This is her first meet and first tryout
for the U .S. Olympic team.

Good luck in the trials, Kelly.

Thank you, Kelly.

While we're waiting for the results of
the competition, I would like to remind

everyone to be sure and purchase their
season tickets for this year's roller

derby event.

to be held in this auditorium every
Tuesday and Thursday for down to our

finalists in this competition.

All on stage, one last moment together.
Judging from the witty and descriptive

commentary coming from good old Arnie
here, I believe we have a winner in Kim

Baxter.

So tell me, Arne, I really don't
understand the reasons for your

Could you, uh...

Let me in on some of the finer points of
judging.

Oh, well, strength, beauty, success, I
mean,

success record.

Oh, God, I'm convinced Kim has an
excellent chance

of scoring big with a tongue -tongue
technique.

From the look on our judge's face, I
believe our results are coming soon.

Well, I see the final results will be up
any moment now, and I'm... I'm...

I'm

beginning to see the merits of judging
now.

To review for you all, our finalists are
Terry Armstrong of Lalaise Gym. Oh,

yes, that's good.

Kelly Miller of Lalaise Gym. Jim Baxter.

also of the L .A. Gym.

Karen Fritz of Westside Iron Pumpers.
And yeah, it's a hot Westside Iron

Pumpers.

The results of the second annual women's
bodybuilding competition.

Oh, I see the final results are coming
in now.

First place, Jim Baxter of the L .A.
Gym.

And our winner is Jim Baxter in first
place.

Second place goes to Kelly Miller, also
of Lillet's Gym.

Kelly Miller in second.

And our third and final winner is Terry
Armstrong of Lillet's Gym.

And Terry Armstrong third.

How about that, folks?

A sweep for Lillet's Gym.

Congratulations. All are well.

Go to commercial.

Thank you all for coming today.

Please use the side exits as you leave
the auditorium. A videotape of today's

competition is available thanks to
Wonderful World of Video, distributed by

Catholic Video.

Anyone interested should inquire at the
bottom.

And thank you again.

By all your smiling faces, I'd say we
have some winners here.

That's right. Kim is our champion of the
year. But, of course, Kelly and Terry

weren't far behind.

You mean we took first, second, and
third? That's right, Shelly.

That's more than enough cause for
celebration.

How about a party?

All right.

All right.

Jackie, I have to ask you something.
Arnold, where's your manners? Aren't you

going to congratulate our winners?

Oh, Arnold, thank you so much for being
fair.

Of course.

They're most deserving. Always.

It's party time. Let's go back to the
gym.

There'll be champagne waiting for
everyone.

We'll ride with you, Arnold.

Those guys might still be around.

Yeah, and we want to make sure you don't
get hurt.

Speaking of those two thugs,

where are they?

That's right.

Susan's watching them in the janitor's
closet. We better check on her.

I think she's got things under control.

I'd like to get you under control.

Lady, let's get this off.

Come on.

Let's have a party.