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oh yeah

That must be my husband. He said he'd call me at 12.

Oh, God, don't leave me hanging here.

Hello?

Oh, hi, honey.

How are you?

Fine.

So, uh, are we the new owners of that cannery in Seattle?

Yeah. Oh, good.

Yeah.

Oh, well, uh, I'm kind of horny. Are you coming home tonight?

It's never horny.

Oh, no.

Okay, Daryl, see you in the morning. And don't forget to call your mother, okay?

See you. Bye -bye.

I hate that asshole.

Well, at least you guys are rich.

Listen, Charlie, I did not marry him for anything but his money. Not love or

sex. Or anything.

I mean, the only reason he married me was for my tits.

Okay?

I just can't stand him.

Oh, my balls are aching.

Can't we just go back into what we were doing before that phone rang?

Oh, my.

What?

I gotta be going.

No, no, weren't you gonna fuck me?

Uh, shit, you know, I... I'm on my lunch hour now.

And what I have to do is go back. I got somebody out there in a car from the

shop. You know, the guys down in the shipping department are going to be

mad at me if I came back late.

Don't tell anybody, okay?

Don't tell anybody you were with me, okay?

Hey, hey, hey. If your husband found out down at the shop that I had anything to

do with you like this, he'd have my balls and probably grind them up into

food. Okay, just don't tell anybody.

No, no, no.

I'm sorry I can't fuck you.

I'm sorry about that.

You don't mind, do you?

Maybe later.

I'd really love to fuck you. Okay, later.

I gotta go, really.

Oh, where are those papers I came by for? Oh, they're right here.

If that girl out there finds out that I was in here getting a blowjob from the

boss's wife... It's okay.

Just don't tell anybody.

Okay? I'm not going to tell anybody down shop.

Okay? All right.

I'm a little acorn round lying on the cocoa ground. Everybody steps on me.

is why I'm Cracker C. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to,

I'm going to.

I should have put some orange juice in this.

on TV.

Woof.

All right.

Oh, God.

What is getting in my head?

Oh, sweet.

Don't you recognize me?

You're the girl at the supermarket counter.

That's right, and I'd like you to meet my friend Dave.

Hi, Dave.

Hi. Well, I was just about to take a bath.

Want to come join me?

All right.

Feels good,

huh?

Cool clothes, clean body, but a dirty jacket.

Yeah.

Missed on the back.

But that's great.

That'll put you squeaky clean.

It's gonna be our toy. We're gonna play with you.

Oh, I like that.

I'm not sucking up that big.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

You're getting it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Ready for it, huh?

Oh, man.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Alright.

Thank you.

You didn't say a word.

You silly.

Thank you.

Okay.

Oh, my head.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

I just love my big boobs.

I just love to play with them.

It's about time you come out of the closet.

Nice.

Nice and

big. I love big boobs.

Okay.

Okay.

Mm. Mm.

Do you like my kiss?

Yeah.

Mmm.

um

Thank you.

Wait, there's more. More?

I love that.

um um

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I want to watch.

I want to watch Ollie fuck.

Put all that food on.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

um um

Oh.

Thank you very much.

um um

One, two,

three, four.

oh oh

One,

two, three, four, five.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Get food. Get food.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

Do you have a hammer or something that I can use to fix this? It's all bent.

It's in the garage.

Go check for yourself.

Okay,

thanks.

Seduce him.

Be careful, he looks a little wild.

God damn it.

It's dark in here.

It's light.

Hi.

Hi.

You having a

good time out there at the swimming pool?

Mm -hmm.

What are you doing? Working?

Yeah, I'm just straightening this thing out.

Real crooked.

When you finish working on that, why don't you work on this?

Well, I think I've been working on it now.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

It's like all you girls out there talking.

Oh, yeah.

I love big tits.

You get smothered.

I can get into this.

You have a

nice hair, Kristen.

Look at this.

Look at

my

balls.

Get that cock.

Get that cock with your tits.

Yeah.

Tits like me, baby. Tits like me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's interesting.

Ah.

Deep.

I love it.

May it come.

You want some too?

Yeah. Want some of this cock?

Yeah.

You better wipe that off. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Girls are really top -heavy.

You like big girls? Yeah.

You like big girls? Yeah.

You like big girls? Yeah.

You like big girls? Yeah.

put your fingers in my pussy

That would be big.

All right.

Thank you.

um um

um um

So how do girls like my new bar? My husband made it for me.

Well, it looks pretty solid to me.

A house with a bar is going to be great. We're going to start coming over a

little bit more.

I'm getting real horny. I bet you are.

I'm getting really drunk.

And you know how I am when I'm drunk. So where is that husband of yours?

Well, you wouldn't want to know. He doesn't like to fuck anyway.

No.

All right

guys,

here's the plan

You go fuck them, and I'll be taking pictures.

All right, that sounds good.

Mm -hmm.

That sounds good. Let's do it. Yeah, let's go.

The Mad Men.

You have a nightmare.

What's going on?

No, you ruined my dream.

Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I've got to tell you about it. Come on. Come on, baby.

No. Wake up. I've got to tell you about the cannery deal. No, I don't want to.

No, leave me alone. I want to go to sleep.

Oh, honey, come on. Oh, I come rushing home, and all you want to do is sleep.

Honey, please, wake up. Leave me alone.

Go call your mother. Call my mother.

That's a good idea.

If I wake up when I come back, I gotta go call my mother.

I'll be back.

Call my mother.