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Why is he so interested in some thing he
doesn't even know?

I don't know why you get so jealous.

Why? You want to know why I get jealous?

Because look at this. I'm surrounded by
the fucking guy. Jeff Justice posters.

Jeff Justice t -shirts. Here, t -shirts.

All over your fucking room. Jeff
Justice. I mean, we can't even get it on

anymore without sucker running around on
TV.

I had no idea it bothered you so much.

You know, Marianne, you really got a
problem with this Jeff Justice thing.

I mean, sometimes you act like a 15
-year -old kid.

You should. You'd be so lucky.

Now, come on, sweetheart.

The girls are going to be here any
minute. See what I mean? The same four

fucking broadsmen getting together on
the same fucking night every week for

last six fucking years. So what? They
can moan and groan over the same

phony? Fuck off, Tim. We get together
because we're good friends.

Not just to moan and groan over jazz.

So tell me, miss.

So, do you want to or not?

You know me better than that.

Suck it.

Suck

it.

Make it like a lollipop, Marianne.

Come on.

Make it like a lollipop, little girl.

You're fucking justice.

You like sucking this, don't you?

Doesn't make you mad that I beat off the
Jeff Justice.

Oh yeah, Marianne.

Come on, take it down your throat.

Come on.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Oh, sugar, I'm gonna come on.

Yeah, get it off, baby.

No waiting, girl. One at a time or all
at once.

Step right up. God damn it, Tim. Get the
hell out of here.

Whatever you say, darling.

No class, Tim.

Good God.

Sorry.

I can't believe you did that, Tim. Right
in front of my girlfriend.

You're such a fucking asshole.

Here,

you're not going anywhere.

Go put yourself on display somewhere
else.

Not in my...

like Jeff Justice from jerks like my ex
-boyfriend.

Have a seat. I gotta change.

You know where the booze is.

God, after that show, I need a drink.

How about you two?

No, thanks.

No.

I have to apologize for that asshole's
rude behavior.

Oh, God, thanks.

Mmm, that's good, Chris.

Mmm. Whatever happened to plain old
sexy, intelligent, classy men?

We all have the same problem, Marianne.

I know.

Everyone but Sue.

God, how I envy you. Working beside Jeff
day in and day out.

How could you stand to tear yourself
away from him at the end of the day?

Look, Marianne, I just work for the man.

Even personal secretaries get time off.

Yeah, but it's the time on I'm
interested in.

How come you never tell us about the
nasty things you two do when you're

together? Like, ooh, he's ever fucked
you on the floor.

Ooh, he's ever fucked you in his
motorhome.

What about dogs stalling an armchair?

Or against a wall?

Please tell us.

It's not like you think it is. Mr.
Justice and I have a good working

relationship. And that's it.

Why is it I can never bring myself to
believe you, Sue?

I mean, out of all of us, you've been
the one to achieve her life's most

greatest ambition.

I mean, personal secretary to the most
gorgeous guy ever to walk this planet.

Honestly, Marianne.

I mean, don't get me wrong. Jeff's a
great guy.

But... He's not quite as great as you
seem to think he is.

That's easy for you to say.

But I think you're hogging him all to
yourself.

That's not true.

Now, who got you those passes when Jeff
was making his last movie?

Big deal.

We were never allowed within 50 feet of
the set.

I never even saw him.

I don't think.

It would be so nice for just once in my
life...

To get laid by a real man.

Like Jeff.

I don't understand it, Sue. I mean,
you're a good -looking girl.

Especially if you took off those glasses
and fixed yourself up some.

Is this a proposal, Mary? If Jeff really
isn't balling you, well, then the

competition must be pretty stiff.

He's got to have closets full of
stunning, horny little starlets just

fuck him at the snap of his fingers.

Ooh, it's probably a challenge just to
get along with him long enough to even

get laid.

I'd do it.

You know where one couldn't do it, four
just might.

What?

Uh -oh.

Listen to me. Do you want to be stuck
with rotten guys like Tim for the rest

your lives without ever having tasted
something sweeter?

Well?

Certainly not.

Right.

There are times in our lives when we
have to all reach out and grasp the big

brass ring.

Huh? Go for the gusto.

That's right. Go for it while we're
still young and strong and crazy enough

do something about it. What are you
rambling on about?

There's a way for all of us to make love
to the man of our dreams.

We can all get laid by Jeff Justice.

Oh, that sounds like fun, Marianne.

But you're nuts.

No, listen.

It's so simple. It's beautiful.

It's right here in our hands.

Sue here knows every move he makes.

So all we got to do is find out where he
will be, make sure he's alone,

and then each one of us will take our
turns fucking him while the others are

free to watch the door. It's really
simple, see?

But what if he didn't want to play?

Well, then we'll force him. There's
enough of us. We'll tie him up if

Oh, boy. I know he'd want to play with
me.

I'm game.

I'd risk going to jail for a torture
fuck with Jeff Justice.

Well, Sue?

I can't believe what I'm hearing.

Believe it. It'll work.

And we can't do it without you.

Well, you can count me out. Because my
job and my career mean more to me than

hopping in a sack with Jeff Justice.

There, see?

Selfish. You wouldn't have to go.

You could still help us without anybody
ever knowing you did.

I mean, after all, we're not going to
hurt him or anything.

Just fucking his lights up.

Come on, Sue. Thank you for it. No, I
mean it. If you guys want to, go right

ahead. But you're not going to get any
help from me.

Well, I tried.

At least I tried.

Could we please just talk about
something else?

Sure. Talk about something else.

That's all these girls can think about
is Jeff Justice.

You'd think it'd be fabulous to be the
private secretary to a famous movie star

like Jeff.

But let me tell you, it's usually more
trouble than it's worth.

This is out. It all started with a
meeting at the studio.

This is in, and this is out.

I'll get her into wardrobe and makeup
right away. Okay, thank you.

Sue, Sid, I'm glad you could make our
little meeting.

I'd like you to meet Joe Decker.

Come on in, Decker.

He's with Star Security Services.

Sid.

It's a pleasure to meet you. It's back
to one of the high points of my life.

new in town.

Look, I hope this is important.

I'm one of the busiest agents in
Hollywood. They're keeping a table for

maison for me right now. Let's get this
done with.

Sid, when you hear what I have to say,
you may be one of the poorest agents.

There's a vicious rumor circulating
around this town that affects me very

A rumor about your biggest client. It's
a lie.

Oh, really?

Excuse me, I think I missed something
here.

It's about Jeff, isn't it?

Oh, come on, Sue.

I thought you'd be the first to know.

Come on, tell her, Sid.

There is a filthy lying story going
around that Jeff is...

Impotent. Rumor hell.

It's been a fact for six months.

Now... Do you know how much money Jeff's
reputation as a hard dick represents to

this studio?

Oh, come on, Sid. Why the hell did I
have to hear it at the Polo Lounge?

After you. Look, it's only a temporary
problem Jeff is having. Really, only

temporary. I didn't want to waste your
time with it, sweetheart.

It's no big thing.

Damn right it's no big thing.

What do you think his adoring public is
going to do when they find out that the

screen's greatest stud has a limp noodle
hanging between his legs?

I'll tell you what they're going to do.
They're going to laugh this studio right

out of millions of dollars and me out on
the street.

And I promise you, Sid, if I go, you're
going with me. Oh, wait a minute, F .U.

There's rumors going around town about
everyone.

Why should Jeff's problem, if he even
does have a problem, ever go public?

Yeah, you're right, Sue.

That's why Mr.

Decker is attending our little meeting.

Remember me?

Seems that that scandalous, sleazy
newspaper has gotten wind of Jeff's

You mean the American Inquirer? Oh, no.

They've assigned their best muckraking,
dirt -dealing reporter to get the goods

on Jeff. We can't let that happen.

That's where you come in.

Where's that, boss?

I want you to make sure that this bitch
doesn't get within a mile of Jeff's

personal life.

Or rather, lack of it.

Now, I'm sending him down to his beach
house tomorrow.

I want you there first thing in the
morning.

Now, you come highly recommended,
Decker.

So don't let me down.

No sweat, boss.

When I get my hands on this little
honeypot of yours, the only personal

she's going to be into are going to be
mine.

I don't care how you do it. Just keep
that bitch down.

Okay, if you'll excuse us.

No, no, no, Sid.

Not you, baby.

Come here.

We got some things to talk about. We do?

Jan Manley.

Do you know her?

No, but I know of her.

She's the best and dirtiest in the
business.

Personally, I think Jeff's in a lot of
trouble.

Yeah?

Well, you're not giving me very much
credit, are you?

Well, I know her reputation.

Jeff's wouldn't be the first career in
this town she's ruined.

It's funny.

I wouldn't think someone that beautiful
could be so ruthless.

Don't you worry your pretty little head
about it.

I got a pretty good reputation myself.

And you.

You know, if you let those glasses come
down a bit and loosen up your hair,

there'd be a good -looking woman in
there.

Excuse me, Mr. Decker.

Wait a minute.

That's my number at the motel.

Just in case you need my services.

Later tonight.

Sue, for Christ's sake, what the hell
are you doing here? I'm sorry, Jeff.

Oh, my God, did you bruise me? No,
you're fine.

You sure?

Positive.

What the hell are you doing here anyway?
I've been trying to locate you all day.

You know you are of absolutely no use to
me if I can't find you when I need you.

I couldn't find you.

I left messages on your answering
machine all day.

Well, I wasn't home.

Now look, Sue, I grossly overpay you to
keep track of me and to make yourself

available the minute I need you, not
half a day later.

Look, if you're unhappy with the way I
do my job, which is pretty damn well,

the hell don't you just fire me?

I don't know, Sue.

Maybe I'm looking for some improvement.

You know, if I fired you now from such a
cushy job, what would happen to you?

I mean, you could never find another job
like this one. And frankly, that would

bother my conscience.

What?

Yes?

Well, I never told you this before,
but...

When I was 12 years old, I had the
biggest crush of my life on you.

I thought you were my knight in shining
armor.

That one day you were going to come and
sweep me away to your castle.

Boy, if I only knew.

So you were once a pimply -faced little
girl who had a crush on me.

You and a million others, babe. Now get
back to work.

You lousy bastard.

This pimply -faced little girl is going
to cut you down to size.

Hello, Marianne.

What about that plan of yours?

Jeff made me so mad, I went straight to
Jan Manley's office to let her in on my

plan to ruin Jeff Justice.

That's the damnedest story I've ever
heard.

Your three girlfriends are going to make
my job very easy for me if they can

pull the stunt off. They're pretty
determined.

Hmm.

And you're sure they don't know about
Jeff's condition?

Of course not. That's the beauty of it.

Yeah. Hmm.

Three disillusioned groupies.

And when they find out the truth, I'm
going to be there with lots of sympathy

and my trusty tape recorder.

Now, what about this private watchdog
the studio hired?

Here's the number of the motel he's
staying at.

He's got to be prevented from going to
that beach house.

Don't worry, Sue. I'll take care of it.

Well, I've got to warn you.

He's seen a picture of you. He knows
what you look like.

Don't worry.

Deception is my business.

Dan had to keep Detective Decker at the
motel long enough for the girls to have

a chance to get the plan into action.

Who the hell are you?

Maid, sir.

Maid? In this place?

Yes, sir. I'm the new maid. I just
started today.

This has got to be a gag.

What's that?

What's what, sir?

That. Oh, that's your complimentary
bottle of champagne. On the house.

On the house.

Yuck.

Something wrong?

Oh, no, sir.

Nothing's wrong.

Well, there's the bet. Don't let me get
in your way.

Joseph, you must be living right.

Excuse me.

While you're working you don't mind if I
take a shower do you oh no not at all

then I'll just go right ahead Take a
shower

and I'm late already.

Decker saw through Jan's disguise and
was going to leave, so she had to jump

into action.

Justice, I think, is today.

Hey, wait a minute. You can't do that.

Oh, yeah?

Why not?

Because I won't let you.

All right.

Just one thing.

Yeah? Me, Joe.

You, not Jane.

Thank you.

Ha ha ha.

butler around here.

Hi.

All night party, dear?

Huh?

That ridiculous dress.

Oh, I wore it just for you.

I'd like to tell you that you have the
wrong house, but something tells me it

ain't so.

So, goodbye.

No, wait!

Don't you remember this dress? It's the
same one Glenn Jones wore in Fiery

Passion. You were so masculine, the way
you ripped off that dress and

everything.

Listen, I don't have time for this,
really.

Why don't you just run along like a good
little clod? Oh, no, but I can't.

Come on, Marianne. I told you, general
persuasion is not going to work.

Yeah, we're wasting time.

Uh, look, ladies.

I love you all. Really, I do.

But if you don't get the hell out of my
house right now, I'm going to call the

police. Look, darling, we're here for a
good time, and you're going to give it

to us.

Yeah.

What is this, a kidnapping?

No, it's more like a sex -napping.

Oh, Jeff!

If you only knew how much I care for
you.

Oh, I would never hurt you, only give
you all my love. Yeah.

Jesus, get off of me, will you, please?

And if that isn't enough, why don't you
see what I've got for you? Oh, my God.

If you're the man we think you are, how
could you turn us down?

Look, look. This is ridiculous.

You think you three little bimbos can
just troop right in here and wind up in

bed with Jeff Justice?

Yeah! Oh, God.

That's right.

And you can either go willingly or the
hard way.

Mace?

thought of the idea.

And I convinced our friend, you know.

Anyway, I deserve to go first. That's
all.

What the hell? There won't be anything
left of him when I get through. We'll

get a turn.

Sure. Go ahead, Marianne.

Here, let me dip.

Now look, look, ladies. I got something
to say about this. You don't understand.

Keep that away from me.

Easy. He's so cute.

I love John and Marianne.

Oh, Jeff, I know it's wrong to do this,
but my passion has overcome my reason.

If you only knew how much I care for
you, how much I can give you.

Oh, my God, I've loved you ever since I
was a little girl. Yeah. All my

girlfriends and I really love you so
much. Really.

I'll only do this once. I don't have to
see you after this if you don't want me

to. But for once, I need to know what
it's like to be with a real man.

Jesus, will you just slow down?

I'm sorry.

That's all right. I know what...

Being around me does to a woman.

Oh, but I just love you so much.

You got nice tits. Oh, thank you.

Maybe this will work after all.

But you got to promise me two things.

Oh, anything.

Well, first of all, you have to do
everything I tell you.

And second, I want you to get rid of
those two other bimbos down there. And

we're finished, all right?

Anything you say, Jeffy, baby.

Okay. Why don't you get out of the
dress?

I've been waiting for this for so long.

You had no idea.

Well, I'm willing to give it one good
college try.

I've got your pictures all over my
bedroom wall.

My boyfriend is so jealous of you. You
can't...

Did you have any trouble?

No trouble at all.

You, on the other hand, Sue, are in a
great deal of trouble.

I thought you said there were no
problems.

But I've had no problems. On the
contrary, I've had nothing but pleasure

I've been here.

Life's just like that sometimes.

What about your story?

Well, I'm afraid that life is over for
me.

Joe and I are going into business
together.

Talents. I think we'll make a great
team.

This boy's quite a smooth operator,
honey.

You're not so bad yourself, sweetheart.

Listen, Sue.

You gotta help me stop this thing before
it gets too far.

Now, I sure as hell would like to know
what I'm getting into over there.

From what little that Jan could tell me,
I make you as an accomplice.

And I can just about guarantee that
you're going to jail.

But if you help me, maybe I can keep
your ass out of the can.

I'm ready.

Let's go.

God, I could just die.

I did everything.

And he just sat there, limp.

I can't believe it.

You're a king.

What a bummer.

Did you tell me it was his biggest fan,
Marianne? Do me a favor.

Sure. Was, Chris, was.

That asshole doesn't deserve someone
like me.

Right.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Not me.

I haven't had my turn yet.

Chris, I told you, the man cannot get it
up.

Just because you failed doesn't mean I
will.

Chris, the man is impotent.

He hasn't had a hard -on in six months
or more. He told me so.

So, what do you got, a magic pussy or
something?

Lemptic or not, I'm taking my turn.

Where's Cindy?

there in the other room.

There's a whole closet full of them.

There's snaky ones, and leathery ones,
and roller derby ones. All right, all

right, so now we get the picture.

Marianne, he's not a limp dick. He's
kinky.

I'm going to go see what else they got.
Come on. I'm going to see Daddy.

What's wrong, Daddy?

For Christ's sake, I'm not your daddy.

You look like a nice man.

Can I sit on your lap, mister?

This isn't going to work.

Will you please get out of here?

No.

Not until I tell you my secret.

I've been a bad girl, mister.

I'll bet you can't guess what I do.

Look, just please get the fuck out of
here, all right, and leave me alone.

I was riding my bicycle for a long way.

And after a while, the seat started to
feel real good.

And even though I was so tired, I kept
riding

and riding.

And writing. And it kept feeling better.

Oh, and better and better.

Really?

Then what happened?

Nothing. I rode and rode and rode.

Oh, it felt so good. I know I could just
write all day.

You certainly are a tasty little morsel.

I did something wrong, though.

I just wish I knew what it was.

Can you help me, mister?

I'd be real grateful.

And how old are you, little girl?

I'm not going to tell you.

But everyone says I'm big for my age.

this.

You've been hiding a big surprise from
me.

I want it. Show it to me now.

You've never seen one of these before?

I don't think so.

Is it for writing?

Oh, that's right, you young, nasty
little whore.

For writing and sucking and many things
more.

Oh.

Call me Daddy again, will you?

Daddy.

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.

Okay, good. Go on, go on, go on.

All right, all right, all right. Stop.

Stop. Stop it!

I know what you'd like.

You show me yours.

And I'll show you mine.

See?

This is mine.

Let me see these.

These are mine.

Yes, yes, go on, go on.

Ooh, that feels good.

Yes, be a nasty little girl. Play with
yourself.

That's good.

Feels so good.

of here until there's two other bimbos
to leave.

Not another one.

You've been a very bad boy.

Now look, I'm getting tired of all this
bullshit.

Mace or no mace, I'm getting out of here
and nothing is going to stop me. What

about this wimp?

Hey, take it easy with that thing. It
could mark up my face.

Stay away from me.

Look, any man who couldn't get turned on
by two hot, horny honeys like Marianne

and Cindy must be a sick man.

I know how to treat you, Jeff. I know
how to treat a sick man.

Land ho!

Come on, girls, let's go.

It's about time.

I'm dying of thirst.

Yeah, well, you come on into the house
and we'll fix you something in the

Come on.

No, we don't want to go in.

Sandy, come on.

Come on, you'll love this place.

Our friend Jeff Justice owns it.

You know who he is.

We'd really rather not.

Can't you bring us something out here?

Yeah, we'd rather wait here instead.

Aye, aye, sir.

Come on, Chuck. Let's go.

All right.

Gary.

Come on, Chuck. Let's go.

Yeah. Come on, Gary.

Uh, listen, Gary.

Where'd you find these women? Damn
iceboxes. Both of them.

A friend of mine from the Exodus Guild
sent them over.

I told them we needed pretty girls for a
beach movie.

Yeah, the Ice Age comes to Malibu,
maybe.

Well, they are pretty, aren't they?

God, what creeps.

Well, Biddy?

Forget it, Marianne.

I don't have any more luck with him than
you guys.

He's like a vegetable.

A limp piece of stone.

Well, where is he now?

Oh, still tied up like I left him.

Well, shouldn't we untie him?

No, it's way till we leave. He might
call the cops.

Damn, I'm so horny.

Fuck, I need a good stick dick.

I could use just a real man.

Uh -oh. What is it?

There's two men coming up the walk.

Oh, shit.

Shit, Marianne. We could be in some
serious trouble.

Shh, be quiet.

But what if they find Jeff?

Be quiet.

Marianne, go check on Jeff.

Well, hello.

Hi. Hi.

Um, Chuck.

No, you... Wait, wait, wait. Don't go
anywhere.

Where's Jeff?

He's tied up at the moment. He couldn't
help himself.

Ah. You girls having a party or
something?

No, but I wish there was so I could play
pin the tail on the donkey.

What's pin the tail on the donkey?

That's where you put the tail, right
there.

Well, I can play that. You touch her,
you'll have to lick me first.

Hey, no problem, Chuck. Look, I'll play
pin the tail on the donkey with her.

Oh, goody. Okay, Gary.

You know how to use this stuff?

Yes, I do.

So do I.

Boy, see, it didn't wait for no time,
cowboy.

I hate beating around the bush.

You know what I mean? Watch that whip.
Give me that thing. You know how to use

that whip?

You've got to really hit someone if
you're going to use it.

Whip. Well, I'll show you what I know
how to use.

Jeez.

This.

I can see you haven't been in Hollywood
for too short a time.

This is great because I was thinking of

doing a porno film on the side with my
partner.

Really?

I'd like to see what kind of shots we
could line up before we actually do the

film.

Go places, baby.

You could sail with me anytime, baby.

Suck the head, baby.

Suck the head. That's right.

Let me see it. Let me see how it looks.

That's right. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I like your white face against my
brown dick.

I slowly kiss up to the head of my dick.

Start at the ball, Cindy. Start at the
ball. Slowly, slowly kiss up to the

That's right.

That's right.

That's right. Take it all, baby.

If I'm going to return the favor, I can
only do my best job of year on year

back.

I'm going to get the power to the lead
pipe so you can shove it up my hot box.

Oh, my God.

You really said that, didn't you?

Take off your panties, Cindy. I want to
fuck you.

Come on.

Come on.

That's right.

I want you to sit on me, Cindy.

I want you to lift your dress up and sit
on me, baby.

That's right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Come on.

Yeah. Come on.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

That's right, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, give it to me. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, babe.

Oh.

How's that feel, baby?

Oh!

That's a fucking good body.

Oh, that's good, baby.

What potential.

I promise, baby.

Oh, shit.

Chuck. What?

I think our immediate past is catching
up with us.

Holy fuck.

It's the Iceberg sisters.

All right, look.

We'll just grab these girls and go out
the back way. We'll just hit up the...

Fuck them, all right? All right, come
on.

you guys.

Well, I think they dumped us.

Are you sure?

Maybe they're around here someplace.

These Hollywood types are all alike.

They're the faggots who flipped out
kinkos.

And they're all so phony.

Always talking about themselves.

I directed this, I wrote that, blah,
blah, blah.

Boy, would I like to meet something
different for a change.

Yeah. I'd have a mistake if I didn't get
us a ride.

I'm going to go find a phone.

What if somebody's up there?

Relax.

We're the only ones here.

Randy! Come here!

What?

Quick! Come here!

What in the world?

Hey, what are you afraid of?

He's not going anywhere.

Well... Don't you know who this is?

It's Jeff Justice, the movie star.

It is.

Whoever did this to him must be around
here someplace. We gotta go.

Come on.

Jeff!

Fool! Ladies,

there's a private investigator outside
who'd like to talk to you.

Where's a camera when you need one?

Where the hell you been?

What are you staring at?

I was just looking to see if all the
rumors I'd heard were true, and

they are.

Who the hell is this broad, anyway?

Jan Manley, American Inquirer.

Oh, shit.

What are you doing in this house?

Two guys brought us here.

They said they were friends of Jeff
Justice's.

Stand up straight, would you?

You're in trouble. You know that, don't
you? What are you doing in this house?

The same thing.

These guys brought us here. They said
they were friends of Jeff.

All right, girls.

I'm not going to pretend that you might
not be in a lot of trouble because I

think you both know that you are.

But I know you're innocent, right? Hey,
I believe you.

But you've got to understand how this
looks, eh?

Right now, the both of you are facing
kidnapping.

Assault.

And there's definitely some morals
charges involved here. You girls are bad

girls, you know.

No, my mother is going to kill me.

What?

You're really in a lot of trouble then,
aren't we? Yeah, I guess you are.

You said it, sweetheart. Right now, you
girls could use all the friends you can

get.

Could you help us?

Well... Please.

I might be able to do something for you
both.

You girls could sure use friends, you
know.

But only if you both cooperate with me
fully. You understand?

I'll do anything you ask.

Anything.

How much does she know?

I know everything, pal.

And once I've interviewed Sue's friends,
the whole world will know.

Your friends?

I'm sorry, Jeff.

You're a phony, Justice.

You're no more a stud than a eunuch in a
harem.

Hey, I like that.

A eunuch in a Hollywood harem. The real
Jeff Justice's story.

And thanks to Sue, I now have the proof,
don't I, Jeff?

Please, just leave me alone.

Jan, please.

Wouldn't it be enough if I just gave up
acting?

Wouldn't that be enough of a story?

Please, I beg you, don't tell them I'm
not a man anymore.

Well, you know, I'm going to miss this
newspaper business.

Well, he's all yours, Sue.

For whatever that's worth.

Where are you going?

Well, I have to go hunt down that
Casanova partner of mine.

I have a sneaking suspicion I've been
slickered again.

Jeff, everything Jan said was just a
bluff.

I'm sure she won't be doing a story.

I'll talk to my friends, and I promise
they won't say anything to anyone.

You can still be the actor you've always
been.

I'm just sorry I ever got involved in
this. Sue.

Do you know what my real name is?

No, I don't believe I do.

Spiegelman.

Born Otis Spiegelman.

It's funny.

One translation of my name is Mirror
Man.

That's all I've ever been.

A cheap reflection of a man.

Now even the man is gone.

Without anyone ever really having known
him.

Jeff, I always saw the real man.

My kind of man isn't the one that tries
to satisfy every woman that offers

herself to him.

Don't you see?

That's just another way of signing
autographs.

You're a good woman, Sue.

You can say that after what I've done to
you?

Maybe that was the best thing for me.

Maybe I should say thanks.

I needed that.

No, Jeff, I'm leaving.

No, Sue, wait.

No, I just don't want to be another one
of Jeff Justice's girls.

What if you were the only girl?

Be serious.

All right.

How about the only girl of the time?

At least now you're being a little more
honest.

I can honestly say there's been no one
else in my life but you for the last six

months.

Damn you, Jeff.

I always have been a sucker for a good
line.

Are you sure you're ready for this?

My God, you are ready.

Excellent, baby.

Excellent. Slow down.

Slow down.

Slow down.

Yeah.

We got it wrong.

Some things are always in a hurry.

We can't help it.

You learn.

I'll take the man's breath away.

Whoa!

answer me.

Easy.

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