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Oh, yeah.

We have to play that music so loud, it's early in the morning.

I thought I could give you mine back.

Back? What do you mean, back?

For kicking me out of bed this morning.

Well, I told you, that looks like a mental lapse. I didn't know what you

talking about. Uh -huh. I know what you've been doing.

Ah, no way.

There's no gum in my mouth.

That's not what I mean. No, there's no gum here. You want to look? You just

can't leave it alone, can you?

Well, sometimes I can leave it alone. Yeah?

Yeah. Yeah, like when I wrap my little hands around it, like this?

yeah yeah yeah

yeah that's the second one

i

think i'll try something oh

yeah go ahead oh

yeah

Good water, huh?

Yeah.

It felt like coffee.

Maybe because it was coffee.

Coffee.

It's nice.

You know, darling?

Yes? I'd rather drink caffeine this morning.

How does that make you happy?

Okay.

Do you want to make me happy? Yeah.

Oh, you're better than gum.

I better be better than gum.

No, I really mean it.

You're better.

Yeah. Yeah.

I don't like it, huh? Yeah.

Oh.

You're better than me, too.

I'm better than you.

Wait a

minute.

I have too many clothes on.

Yeah, why don't you turn around.

Why don't you help me?

I

have

to tell you I'm great, Thomas.

I don't know if I'm going to put it to you.

What are you thinking of that?

Hi, Singapore.

You're gonna be a good old girl for me. Mm -hmm.

Why don't you go out and sell that house for me, okay?

Okay.

You know I will.

I'm your little slavey -wavy.

Have you come to look at the house?

Yeah, what do you think?

Well, I have the plans back here, but if you like, I could show you around

first.

We'll start at the top and work our way down, shall we?

Well, that sounds very good idea.

Listen, here's my business card.

Thank you.

Listen, why don't you do your job and show me around?

Just follow me.

Yeah, I will.

This is the guest bedroom, sir.

As you can see, there's a lot of closet space.

And this bed here was left by the previous owner. You can throw it away if

like. No, no, no. I'm very pleased with it.

The window.

God, the view is great from this window.

Yeah, it'll be perfect.

It's really unusual.

Am I treading hard?

You can see all the way across the bay from here.

It looks clean.

Sir, what are you doing?

Please, don't call me sir. Please come here.

I will not. Mr. Cockburn, please.

Nonsense.

And it's Cobra, alright?

Now, listen. I don't have time for games.

So, let's say if I give you a down payment on the house right now. I give

check right now. Would you come here for that?

It says Cockburn right here on your card.

Well... If you do really give me a check for the down payment, I suppose I

might. See?

See what I tell you.

Okay.

See, I knew we'd have an understanding here.

Here you go.

Hey, take off your clothes.

I'm a very busy guy.

I got a meeting in 30, 34 minutes now.

Sounds like someone else I know.

Excuse me?

It's okay, Mr. Cockburn.

Uh, look, I think I better close the blinds. I feel a little bit exposed.

Yeah, whatever.

Mr. Cockburn.

Cockburn.

I'll burn this guy's cock, alright?

Oh! Hey, hey, hey, never mind the cart burning, all right? Let me see some

What do you find?

Okay.

You want skin, dear?

Yeah.

Yeah, well, you should get a 10, you know that?

Now we're talking, all right.

Oh, that's cute, that's cute.

Yeah, there's no music in this place, what's wrong?

Oh, excuse me, you can have everything.

Yeah.

Ah, red hair, huh?

You like red hair? Yeah, are you kidding me?

My mother was red -haired.

No offense.

All right.

You're trying to cough, Mr. Cockburn.

I'm coughing, huh?

You have caught a cock, Mr. Huckberry.

Cobra. Cobra.

um oh

Oh, that's funny. That's real funny.

oh god what's going on with jacob for me oh

Very nice, but now I'm paying I'm gonna make the rules. First of all, you're

gonna take the stupid thing off I'm gonna get right here, baby. That's

like you probably

Are you coming Christian baby?

No, we're talking.

High school right now, huh?

I knew we were going to get it right one day.

Jesus.

Look what time it is. I got to go to my meeting, honey.

All right, buddy. Here.

Well, I better get out of here.

I'm going to the other bedroom to change.

Gosh, golly. Gee whiz.

Oh, wow.

We were just looking at the house, but this is a nice surprise.

Oh, no, not again.

Not again what?

Come here, Trish, honey. Look at this.

Right up your alley.

Frankie. Hi.

I'm Tris. Hi.

We just got married. And we're looking for a place to live. You don't mind if

look around, do you?

Oh, no.

I wouldn't mind if you would. I just need to get dressed.

Don't mind us, honey.

We're still in the first block of matrimony.

Come along, honey.

Let's see how many beds we have.

Matrimony?

What is she talking about?

Oh, Frankie, we could do so much with this place. I feel at home already.

Do you like it that much?

Yes, I really do.

There's shopping close by.

And the gals club, we could... Yeah, get drunk and walk home.

I know you.

Well, not get drunk, but... Yeah, well, you drink too much.

And now that you're my wife, I'm just gonna have to insist.

That I cut it out. Yeah.

Okay, darling.

Anything for you.

You make me so happy.

And for the first time in my life, I feel so secure.

Well, uh, make you feel something else.

Oh, excuse me.

You're excused.

Join in.

Did I hear you say that you're married?

You did.

Oh, I see.

But I thought... No, you didn't.

We were married by a woman.

She's the first woman minister to be ordained in this area.

Oh, I see.

Then if she was... Gay?

Yes. Just like us.

Isn't that wonderful?

We women are moving up in the world.

I'm not gay, but... Well, would you like to try?

No, thank you.

I think I'll just leave you two alone now.

Please make yourselves at home.

Okay, thanks.

What do you say, sweetie?

Want to try out the bed?

Oh, Frankie.

I don't know.

You're so... Butch?

Yeah, sometimes.

Do you like it?

Yeah, it excites me. Good. I'm ready.

Seduce me.

Bum, bum, bum.

You keep them up for me.

I'm going to get out of these clothes.

Why don't you warm things up for me?

Yeah, like that. Like this?

Yeah.

You like it down here?

You know I do, honey.

Tastes real good.

Save some of that taste for me.

You are such a tease.

That's why I married you.

That's right.

So pretty.

Look at right there. Oh, you know I will soon as I can get there.

I know you're going to make me feel stuffy.

I know, I know.

It makes me feel good just to look at you.

Why don't we just move this out of the way?

Your lips feel good.

Your lips feel even better.

Mmm. Ah, you're kind of good right there. Mmm.

Ah.

Just move it around right there on the tip.

Mmm. Oh.

Oh, you're pretty so pretty.

Oh, that looks great.

Oh.

Ah.

Mmm.

Mmm. Oh.

Pink, pink.

Ah.

How about two?

Two is better than one.

Thank you.

I see that tongue of yours.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're down on your pussy?

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, it's nice.

It's a nice pussy.

Nice and long.

You bet. You bet.

Oh, wow.

Oh, that's right. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

And four.

And now I'm afraid.

Fuck my head.

Headache. Fucking good, yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, yes.

That's it.

Let's get dressed and go see if we can afford this place.

We can go look at another house tomorrow.

Come on.

Hello.

Hi. Can I help?

Yes, we have.

My name is Clues, Howard Clues, and this is my friend Jane Tuttle.

Hi. Which we do once in a while.

Not again, Howie.

Yes, we're here to see the house.

Well, if it's not for me, it's for Jane.

She needs a place to hide away.

Well, maybe this is it.

Why don't you just look around?

Just start at the bottom and work up.

Yeah, well, honey, why don't you look around the kitchen? Because you kind of

know about those things more than I do.

All right, is it this way? Yes, right through there. Thank you.

Um, I didn't catch your name.

Well, I didn't pitch it to you.

My name's Bella. Bella.

Bella Donna?

No. Bella Krakowski, actually.

Oh.

Do you know what Bella Donna means?

No. Is it a medicine of some kind?

Oh.

Bella Donna means beautiful woman in Italian.

Oh, romantic.

You wouldn't happen to be an actress, would you?

Well, frequently I am. Really? Well, that's great. We can talk later.

No, no, really. Why not?

Howie, darling.

The kitchen, it's lovely. I love it.

Yeah, well, honey, don't you think this place might be a little outlandish?

No, let's go to the bedroom. I'm sure you'll love them.

I'm going to do a strip tease for you, so why don't you just stay right there.

What are you trying to do, Loderette?

Do you anything.

Now I'm going to show you how much fun this bed can be.

Would you like to do that?

You know what? Let me take this off.

It's pretty expensive.

We don't want to fuck this up, man.

Man, what are you chewing?

You're so close. My legs are getting tired.

My legs?

Tired.

Mmm.

Can I suck in your cock some more?

Since when do you have to ask me?

I'm done.

Yeah. Yeah, Howie. Good.

Oh, baby. Oh, fuck me. Oh, yeah.

Come on, Allie. Come on.

Oh, don't stop.

Don't stop, please. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

not yet.

Please, no.

Mmm.

I mean, why?

Because I wasn't... I didn't come yet.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Give your boy a break.

I'm going to go downstairs and talk to Bella, the lady down there. Who? The

down there. I'm going to talk to her about it.

Well, while you're down there, can you send somebody up for me?

I mean... You're so selfish.

Don't be so selfish. Where's that pearl necklace? Will you take care of this?

Take care.

Sure.

Hope you had a good time.

We did.

We did.

Hey, babe.

What's cooking?

Well, Mr.

Howard Clues just left, and his girlfriend's still upstairs.

Well, I got this deposit check.

Boy, did I have to work hard for this.

All right, yeah.

Let me see.

Yeah, keep going, yeah.

5 ,000.

Oh, Jesus.

This check isn't even signed.

It's no good.

Oh, no.

But I thought... You thought.

That's what you don't do. You don't think.

But you know why you don't think?

Because you are stupid.

Look. I'm going to go upstairs and take care of this myself.

Please come down and fuck me. Yeah? Yeah, please.

Please. Oh, I need to.

Now I can't wait.

Oh, please.

Now.

Please.

Take my shirt off.

My pussy, please.

Please.

Oh.

Let's take care of this first.

It's nice, yeah.

Suck at it.

It'll make you happy.

You want to feel good, right?

You want to feel good? Please.

Please make me feel good.

I want you to fuck me hard, please.

Oh, please.

Okay, come here, look at me.

Stop that more, okay?

Okay.

Please, look after it.

Please.

Yeah.

Ugh.

I know.

Fuck me, please.

Fuck me hard.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

Fuck me. There you go. So good.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck me, please.

Fuck me.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, Ken.

Ken, don't stop.

Fuck me.

I feel so dumb.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, you come over.

Please, I want to feel this hot, sticky cum on me.

Oh, please.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck me, please.

Fuck me hard.

Oh, yeah.

Sticky cum.

Fuck me. Sticky cum is so good.

What's the matter, honey baby?

Oh, nothing.

Harry and Jane... Listen, I want to talk to you.

I know this is kind of sudden.

And I've done a lot for that girl upstairs.

I've even designed a bra for her.

But there's something special about you.

Look, Mr. Cluth, please let me tell you something.

I am not... I also want to ask you if you'd like to be in my movie.

You see, I'm going to be in that business, and, well, I'm going to give

oil, and I'm going to give up the airplanes, and, well, you are beautiful.

I am?

Yes, you are.

I'm going to prove it to you, Bella.

I'm going to be straight with you.

I'd like to buy you this place.

You're going to buy this place for me? Yes, I am.

You're serious, aren't you? I've never been more serious in my life.

This check really is made out to me.

Yes, it is.

And I don't care if you want this place or not.

I just want you.

You're very impulsive, aren't you? Yes, I am.

I happen to know a good thing when I see one.

Harry also knows a good thing when he sees it.

I'm going to kill him. No, you're not.

Now, you have to realize something. He's a man just like I am.

I thought I loved him.

He's such a chauvinist.

That's okay.

So am I.

Well, I guess a chauvinist with money.

It's better than a show but it's without.

You bet your life.

You bet your life.

I'd rather bet my pussy.

Hollywood, here I come.