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So I had the best.

sex the other night, and I don't normally have sex, and I was really

had sex three times in a row. Yeah.

Was it good?

Yeah, he was hot.

And he has a really big dick.

And yeah, that's always good, because the last guy I had sex with, it was

like... Yeah, it's like such a disappointment when you're just like...

was perfect, too. He was, like, so perfect for me.

And then it came time to, you know, have sex, and I was like, oh, God, no, this

is not happening.

Oh, no.

Yeah, but unfortunately, this guy that I had sex with is not.

Not someone that I really want to have sex with all the time, just like a, you

know, fuck buddy.

Yeah, like whenever you need something.

I feel like that's all I get these days, like people I don't really like that

much, but I'm just like, turn off the lights, take your clothes off, and yeah,

we'll be good. He wants me to go camping with him tomorrow.

I wish that I didn't have anything to do, because I would so have sex with

You could just blow it off and just go do it. I can't.

I'm so busy, I can't do it. I want to so bad, though.

I bet I would.

Mmm.

Shit. Look at them. They sure are pretty.

How many is there, Boppy? I count seven.

Seven. What?

Three.

A little clevis. Mmm. That blonde one there.

Yum.

Oh, this is so lame.

Let's get up to him now.

Shit, I ain't waiting to do this.

Sweetie.

Oh, does she smell good, Bobby?

Oh, yeah.

It's me. It ain't me, it ain't my name.

That's a victim by the tongue.

Colleen, just go hold her down.

These ones ain't going nowhere.

It's a good thing we found him out here, because I know your woman's not giving

you anything. Like, oh, he had a fetus, a dead fetus.

Oh, pop it.

Kick your ass. Sorry about that.

That way.

That's a mighty fine fun.

That one

got any gold fillings?

Got the pliers?

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Ed,

which one are you gonna fuck?

I'm gonna fuck these two.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah, baby doll.

We got something special for you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, you're sweet, aren't you?

Oh, yeah.

She's a fighter.

She's been fighting for long.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Hold her, Boppy.

You hungry, Boppy? You want some of that pussy?

Have a little snack.

Snack time.

Cut them off of you and save them. Yeah, we got some empty picture frames at

home.

Sweet,

ain't you, doll?

You smell good, sugar.

You're giving my brother the winky eye?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Look at all this pussy we got.

Hmm. For days.

For months, brother.

Keep them in the cooler.

I'm going to get some knives later. I'm going to cut these tattoos off you and

save them. I want to cut their nipples off and save them in my little jar.

That's just... Fucking sick.

You're sick. Jesus Christ. You're the one that taught him.

I know.

I don't like stealing my ideas.

That's why I added a third P to Boppy. Yeah, I know you did.

She's sweet.

Slow down.

Slow down.

Simmer down.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah.

Now that's what I like.

Nice and quiet.

Nice and quiet.

Nice and quiet. Oh.

I think she likes that. Oh, no, she does. Look, she's smiling.

Oh, look at this.

Look at that.

You better get some of this, Clayton.

Sit her down there and get that old puppy out.

Let her have some of that.

Shit, boy, she needs some frosting.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

baby, look at you all glazed up, ready for a party.

Move her over there, boys.

Holla, girl.

Oh, yeah.

Damn, boys.

Shit.

I saw

a squirrel down

there. Grab the machete, come on.

He's such a great dog.

Oh, yeah.

Right over there, man. I told you.

Look, it's down there. Oh, shit, yeah.

He's broke down.

And here comes some more.

Shit.

All right. That sounds like a party.

I told you that, Jim. I like this kind of party.

All right, I'll tell you what.

Up under here, I could ride with you guys, like, to the bottom or... Look how

cool.

I don't know what else to do. I think I got all the Pat stuff I need in bed. Do

you really? Yeah, I think so. That would be so awesome.

Absolutely. I'm going to go back there.

Yeah, I'm going to go with you.

So do I.

I'm going to go with you. I'm going to go with you. I'm going to go with you.

I'm going to go with you.

I'm going to go with you. I'm going to go with you. I'm going to go with you.

I'm going to go with you. I'm going to go with you.

I'm going to go with you.

I'm going to go with you.

Uh, thank you so much. Shit, some of them are coming up.

Some of them are coming up right over here. You want to get them? No, get

Come on, get them.

Come on, get them.

I look like I just fell right there.

I look

like

I just fell right there.

I know.

Come on, let's go.

I know.

It's almost there. I'm almost there. It's almost there. I feel the things are

poking me in my phone.

Not as easy as it looks.

Even though you're all three just feet.

Hi.

Not a disease I like.

Well, hello, ladies.

Hey, girls.

You girls like to party?

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

You got it.

Get up.

Get up off there.

Come on. Sit down.

Hi. Come on, ladies.

Yeah, you shut the fuck up bitch you want I'm gonna get tortured to death.

gonna get to you later. You better not say a goddamn fucking word.

Yeah, girl.

Take off her top.

Yeah, get that. Let me see them titties. Let me see them fine titties of yours.

Come on, girl.

Oh, yeah. Show them titties to God.

Yeah. Look at that. Oh,

yeah. Get her over the table. Come on, now.

Jebediah's got a little bit of something for you.

Here we go. Come on, girl.

Get her over here.

Get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, bitch.

No, stop.

Yeah.

You ready for some good old country loving, your horsey?

You ready for some good country loving?

Yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Stop. Yeah.

Yeah, tell me again to stop.

Tell me again to stop.

Oh, yeah, get her.

Get her.

How do you like my cousin, bitch?

You're a pretty one, aren't you? I like that.

Please stop.

I'll stop when I'm fucking done, bitch.

I like it.

I like it.

You

can

tell me to stop. I'm not going to fuck you hard and

tell me you want it, bitch.

Tell me. Tell me you want it.

Tell me you want it.

Fuck yeah, bitch

for me, bitch.

Yeah, you like it? You like it?

Huh? Yeah?

You don't want that?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Gas it out of here, bitch.

God, make that pussy so tight.

I'm the best fucking life right here.

Are you glad he came up here? Ah, yeah.

I love coming to visit my cousin.

From Hillbilly Hospitality. Woo!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Come on, girl.

Yeah.

Man,

this one sure is so fucking pretty.

You bitches are pretty.

The girl's good when you turn.

You're killing her.

That's right, bitch. Your fucking neck.

Fucking sweet little pussy of yours.

Oh, yeah.

Are you girls watching?

Are you watching this show?

Oh, yeah.

I think she's dead.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, I gotta stop now.

Bitch is just good.

Which one's next?

Hey, which one of you bitches wants to go next?

Is it you?

Is it you?

If it's not you, if it's not you, it must be you.

I'm done with this bitch. Let's probably get this one out of here.

Grab her.

Yeah,

that's it.

What's your name?

What?

Speak up!

Ashley!

How do you want to fuck my buddy and cousin Jebediah?

You want to fuck him?

Are you sure you don't want to fuck me? Because I think you want to fuck me. I

think you want to fuck me real good. I say we bend her over.

Looks like you're getting fucked. Bitch.

Quit your fucking squealing. You'll get your turns.

Stand up. Stand up.

Let's get them titties out.

You fine little bird.

Get up over here for a second.

Oh, girl, you got some nice tits.

You

ready

for some more hot...

Come on.

Get it.

You love it, don't you? You love it, don't you?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Fucking love it. That's such a pretty lip.

Pussy gets so wet from me.

Don't You fucking love it.

It's like a nice and deep.

Oh, yeah.

There you go, girl.

Tell Jeb you want it.

Say you want it. I want it.

Yeah, you want it.

She means it, too.

I think she does.

Oh, I know she does.

I can feel that little pussy getting all wet.

How does it feel?

Tell him you love it. Tell him. Tell me how much you love me.

Tell me. Did Jimmy fuck me?

Jimmy fucked me.

Aren't you glad you came to visit? Oh, yeah.

The girls up here love it.

That's right.

Oh, yeah.

Good.

I'm going to take you all one at a time.

You like it?

Ride that little doggy.

Oh, you're making me all hot, man.

Oh,

he's getting into it.

Get her,

bitch.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're going to get some more. Are you ready for it?

Tell me what you want.

Tell me. I want it.

That's right, you do want it.

Give me that rope.

I'll tell you how much you want it now.

Come here.

Get here, bitch.

Oh, it's just like a friend. She gets so tight.

It's like a girl's lap dying.

Oh, yeah.

Come here, bitch.

I'm going to join your friends in a second.

Until then, I'll just give you the best fucking thing I've ever heard.

She sure has a pretty face. Oh, yes, she does.

That's one cheesy face.

Turn it all red like that. Turn it blue.

Oh, yeah, girl. You just get prettier and prettier.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, girl.

Get it.

Oh, you love it so much. She still likes it. Oh, yeah.

And her eyes are all big.

Couldn't put up as much fight as the last one.

I'm telling you, these girls.

I think she likes it. I know she likes it. In this day and age, they're all

horrors. Just straight horrors. They'll take it all.

That's all right. We're just teaching them a good lesson, man.

Oh, yeah, which one of you girls going next, huh?

I'm going to finish this one off in a minute.

I'm going to come get you. Is it you?

No.

Come on.

Yeah.

Yeah, girl.

Yeah, that's right.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, it took her a while. She was liking it too much.

Oh, I think she's done with now.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That's right, girl.

You know, it's always better right after.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Yeah, she's about done.

All right, let's get that other bitch.

You ready for me, honey? Is it you you want to go? Which one? Which one? Eeny,

meeny, miny, moe. Catch a tiger by his tail. If he hollers, let him go.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

My mother said to pick me.

I think you are the best one. Get

up

over here.

Come on.

Let's get this one.

All these girls got such fine titties.

Oh,

those are nice.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, these are good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

I'm going to fuck you so good like you don't even know.

I'm going to put a smile on you.

Hey, Ed, he got another one coming. Oh, shit. He coming down.

You grab her on the bottom side.

Don't let her get away.

Run. All right. He got that. Put this bitch down for me.

Come here. Run.

She's pretty like this

Oh, I won't have to get to the end of this.

We can torture.

There we go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. You and all your friends.

Aren't you glad you're ready for us to do that?

I just can't wait to cut him up after that.

Yum, yum.

I like what's going on.

I'll tell you what.

Get her.

This one's the biggest squirmer.

Oh, that's because she likes it.

That tiny little pussy can't take it anymore.

What's going on?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

But she can't. Look at that. Smile.

Smile. Smile.

Oh, she's fighting again.

I don't think you should do that.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

I want to kill this one.

Not so loud now, huh?

Yeah.

She's got pretty nipples.

No, she's got a pretty everything.

I'm going to cut her nipples off and put them in my collection.

Not so loud now, huh?

Oh, yeah.

I can feel that all the way down here.

Yeah, look at her twitch.

These girls must be working out.

I think them's orgasms. Mm -hmm.

Ed's missing out. Oh.

Now he's got that other girl down there.

My

pussy

ain't stopping being wiped out.

Let's just tighten it up on there.

I can feel it.

Yeah, girl.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. It just gets so much better when they're done.

Oh, I think I'm going to have to come all over this one.

It's going to be my favorite so far.

You're a fucking workhorse. This one's the winner right here.

Yo, let's get this bitch over with the rest of them.