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See anything you like?

Uh, seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it.

Have anything from the neo-fantasy movement?

Something like Suspensio, 1976?

Oh, bummer, man. I just sold my last copy to, uh...

There he is, that guy.

Beef?!

Beef, are you okay?

Oh, hey, pal.

Can you believe it? Just nabbed the Suspensio on DVD.

Can't believe Chuck had a bootleg

of the bloodiest avant-garde dance film of all time.

I was looking for the same movie!

You should come over and watch it. Oh, wait.

It's approximately 384 minutes.

You'd have to stay over.

You want me to come watch it at your house?

Oh, yeah! Like a sleepover...

A... sleepover?

No, that'll never work.

You couldn't handle it.

Why? I'm awesome at sleepovers!

I've-I've won many prizes for sleeping over.

Okay, let's do this.

5:25. Don't be late!

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you

Uh, what else? What else?

Goin' somewhere?

Uh, well, Beef invited me to a sleepover,

but I don't know what to pack or what we're gonna do.

All I know is where he lives because he wrote it on my arm.

- Um... - And what should I wear?

Summer social, or formal fun? This is too much stress.

I'm gonna call Beef, I can't make it.

Wait, Jack sleeps over at Beef's,

he won't be here, and if he's not here,

I get the night to myself, just like the good old days!

I can hear everything you're saying.

Sleepovers, you say? Nothin' to 'em.

I've done it more times than I can remember.

I could show you.

Ooh, yes, please.

So, let's pretend we're friends.

You come to my house, a place you've never been

and know nothing about.

Step one, get comfy.

So far, so good.

Got any scary stories?

Hmm. Well, this one time

when I was in Singapore a few years ago,

I was setting up an exterior shot for my mom

when, suddenly, a sinkhole opened up beneath me,

and I fell 15 feet into a pit of rats!

Hundreds of them, scurrying over my body.

I tried to scream for help, but before I knew it,

the rats were in my mouth!

I said spooked, not scarred for life.

This shouldn't be that hard.

Then what should I do?

I don't know. Be yourself.

Okay, maybe don't do that.

Let's quickly do steps 4 through 29.

Listen, it'll be fine.

Just remember, say yes to everything.

Jack!

Quick, let's go upstairs.

Oh no.

Oh!

You must be Jack!

I'm T-Bone, and this is Patty.

We're Beef's folks!

Beef never brings friends over!

Ow.

Bear hug!

We were starting to think you were embarrassed of us!

Jack and I were gonna go watch a DVD.

You can watch a DVD anytime!

Yeah! We've got company!

This is a special occasion.

Dad, stop doing that!

The time has come.

A new warrior has entered the arena.

Everyone's worth must be proven!

That can only mean...

The Meats of Strength!

Meats of Strength?

Meats of Strength?!

Meats of Strength!

Let's do this!

What the heck?

So, my parents are professional wrestlers,

and when guests come over for the first time,

we have a take-no-prisoners family rumble.

What do you say, Jack?

Mmm...

It'll be fun!

Say yes to everything!

My answer is... yes.

All right! Let's do this!

Yay, Meats of Strength.

♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Jack's gone, Jack's gone ♪

♪ He's out of my hair ♪

♪ Bleep-bloop, bleep-bloop ♪

♪ La-la-la ♪

♪ And now I play my game ♪

Huh?

You have zero friends online.

So if you're gonna survive this, a few things you gotta know.

That's Chevon, our resident bone-breaker.

The twins, Finn and Biff, they fight dirty.

Stu's an eye-gouger.

Mett is small but deadly.

Hatchee, the biggest, strongest one in the whole family.

- And Stu... - You said Stu already.

I mean other Stu.

Just stay away from Stu.

You think you can handle it?

Yeah, Beef.

This isn't my first sleepover, remember?

Right.

It's not too late. You could still say no.

He's testing you.

You bet your bippy I want to wrestle you

and your whole family!

I even have an idea for our costumes!

♪ Need a vacation? Drop off your Dalmatian ♪

♪ Goin' on a trip? ♪

♪ We'll care for your "scall-ip" ♪

Eh?

Board up the windows!

Batten down the hatches!

A storm's a-comin',

and ain't nobody safe.

Meats of Strength! Meats of strength!

The child we call Beef

has brought us a new challenger.

A challenger from...

Uh, hey, Jack, where are you from?

Currently residing down the street--

From the bowels of the underworld!

Sent here to destroy each and every one of us.

I give you...

the Dark Angels of Suspensio!

Nice.

And here to defend their house,

my ornery offspring,

the tag teams of terror,

the spine-splitters...

...the grave-diggers,

and the twisted twins.

You got this, babies!

You sure about this, Jack?

My answer is... yes.

Do I hear some Go-Stop going on?

Seems like some good action.

Deal me in, ladies!

Sorry. Full table.

Jack! Are you okay?

I'm good. This is great.

Sure am glad my brother isn't here

to ruin this good time I'm having.

I wonder how the weirdo's doing.

Jack, is this getting too rough for you?

We can stop if you want.

But look how much fun we're having.

So you're saying you want to continue?

My answer is yes.

Hatchee! Hatchee! Hatchee!

Hatchee! Hatchee! Hatchee!

Oh!

Oh!

Beef! Beef, are you there?

I'm here, Jack.

Beef... I've never done one of these before.

I was starting to pick up on that.

No, I mean, like, a sleepover.

I thought I could convince you I'd done it before, but...

I only acted excited

because I thought that's what you wanted.

I'm not having fun.

I just wanna watch our movie.

I don't care about the Meats of Strength.

I just wanted to watch our movie too.

This is unheard of.

I've never seen this side of Beef before.

Mayhems aren't known for their sensitivity.

But the strength of their friendship, it's off the charts.

It's beautiful.

Whoa! My beautiful boy.

Mom, Dad, I'm done with Meats of Strength.

I just wanna watch movies with my friend Jack.

I never bring anyone around because they leave in a cast.

That's our bad.

We assumed you loved it as much as us.

Do all you kids feel this way?

No!

May I have this dance?

My pleasure.

Lil, lights out, sweetie.

Hey, ready to make this an all-nighter?

- Suspensio! - Suspensio!