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See anything you like?
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Uh, seen it, seen it,
seen it, seen it, seen it.
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Have anything
from the neo-fantasy movement?
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Something like Suspensio, 1976?
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Oh, bummer, man. I just sold
my last copy to, uh...
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There he is, that guy.
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Beef?!
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Beef, are you okay?
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Oh, hey, pal.
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Can you believe it? Just nabbed
the Suspensio on DVD.
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Can't believe Chuck
had a bootleg
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of the bloodiest avant-garde
dance film of all time.
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I was looking
for the same movie!
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You should come over
and watch it. Oh, wait.
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It's approximately 384 minutes.
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You'd have to stay over.
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You want me to come watch it
at your house?
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Oh, yeah! Like a sleepover...
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A... sleepover?
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No, that'll never work.
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You couldn't handle it.
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Why? I'm awesome at sleepovers!
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I've-I've won many prizes
for sleeping over.
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Okay, let's do this.
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5:25. Don't be late!
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you
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Uh, what else? What else?
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Goin' somewhere?
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Uh, well, Beef invited me
to a sleepover,
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but I don't know what to pack
or what we're gonna do.
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All I know is where he lives
because he wrote it on my arm.
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- Um...
- And what should I wear?
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Summer social, or formal fun?
This is too much stress.
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I'm gonna call Beef,
I can't make it.
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Wait, Jack sleeps over
at Beef's,
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he won't be here,
and if he's not here,
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I get the night to myself,
just like the good old days!
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I can hear everything
you're saying.
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Sleepovers, you say?
Nothin' to 'em.
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I've done it more times
than I can remember.
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I could show you.
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Ooh, yes, please.
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So, let's pretend we're friends.
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You come to my house,
a place you've never been
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and know nothing about.
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Step one, get comfy.
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So far, so good.
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Got any scary stories?
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Hmm. Well, this one time
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when I was in Singapore
a few years ago,
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I was setting up
an exterior shot for my mom
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when, suddenly, a sinkhole
opened up beneath me,
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and I fell 15 feet
into a pit of rats!
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Hundreds of them,
scurrying over my body.
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I tried to scream for help,
but before I knew it,
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the rats were in my mouth!
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I said spooked,
not scarred for life.
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This shouldn't be that hard.
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Then what should I do?
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I don't know. Be yourself.
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Okay, maybe don't do that.
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Let's quickly do
steps 4 through 29.
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Listen, it'll be fine.
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Just remember,
say yes to everything.
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Jack!
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Quick, let's go upstairs.
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Oh no.
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Oh!
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You must be Jack!
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I'm T-Bone, and this is Patty.
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We're Beef's folks!
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Beef never brings friends over!
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Ow.
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Bear hug!
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We were starting to think
you were embarrassed of us!
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Jack and I
were gonna go watch a DVD.
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You can watch a DVD anytime!
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Yeah!
We've got company!
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This is a special occasion.
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Dad, stop doing that!
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The time has come.
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A new warrior
has entered the arena.
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Everyone's worth must be proven!
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That can only mean...
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The Meats of Strength!
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Meats of Strength?
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Meats of Strength?!
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Meats of Strength!
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Let's do this!
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What the heck?
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So, my parents are
professional wrestlers,
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and when guests come over
for the first time,
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we have a take-no-prisoners
family rumble.
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What do you say, Jack?
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Mmm...
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It'll be fun!
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Say yes to everything!
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My answer is... yes.
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All right!
Let's do this!
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Yay, Meats of Strength.
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♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Jack's gone, Jack's gone ♪
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♪ He's out of my hair ♪
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♪ Bleep-bloop, bleep-bloop ♪
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♪ La-la-la ♪
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♪ And now I play my game ♪
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Huh?
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You have
zero friends online.
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So if you're gonna survive this,
a few things you gotta know.
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That's Chevon,
our resident bone-breaker.
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The twins, Finn and Biff,
they fight dirty.
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Stu's an eye-gouger.
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Mett is small but deadly.
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Hatchee, the biggest, strongest
one in the whole family.
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- And Stu...
- You said Stu already.
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I mean other Stu.
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Just stay away from Stu.
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You think you can handle it?
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Yeah, Beef.
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This isn't my first sleepover, remember?
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Right.
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It's not too late.
You could still say no.
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He's testing you.
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You bet your bippy
I want to wrestle you
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and your whole family!
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I even have an idea
for our costumes!
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♪ Need a vacation?
Drop off your Dalmatian ♪
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♪ Goin' on a trip? ♪
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♪ We'll care
for your "scall-ip" ♪
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Eh?
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Board up the windows!
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Batten down the hatches!
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A storm's a-comin',
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and ain't nobody safe.
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Meats of Strength!
Meats of strength!
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The child we call Beef
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has brought us a new challenger.
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A challenger from...
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Uh, hey, Jack,
where are you from?
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Currently residing
down the street--
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From the bowels
of the underworld!
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Sent here to destroy
each and every one of us.
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I give you...
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the Dark Angels of Suspensio!
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Nice.
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And here to defend their house,
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my ornery offspring,
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the tag teams of terror,
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the spine-splitters...
152
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...the grave-diggers,
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and the twisted twins.
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You got this, babies!
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You sure about this, Jack?
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My answer is... yes.
157
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Do I hear
some Go-Stop going on?
158
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Seems like some good action.
159
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Deal me in, ladies!
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Sorry. Full table.
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Jack! Are you okay?
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I'm good.
This is great.
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Sure am glad
my brother isn't here
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to ruin this good time
I'm having.
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I wonder how the weirdo's doing.
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Jack, is this getting
too rough for you?
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We can stop if you want.
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But look how much fun
we're having.
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So you're saying
you want to continue?
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My answer is yes.
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Hatchee!
Hatchee! Hatchee!
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Hatchee! Hatchee! Hatchee!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Beef! Beef, are you there?
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I'm here, Jack.
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Beef... I've never done
one of these before.
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I was starting
to pick up on that.
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No, I mean, like, a sleepover.
180
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I thought I could convince you
I'd done it before, but...
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I only acted excited
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because I thought that's what
you wanted.
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I'm not having fun.
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I just wanna watch our movie.
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I don't care
about the Meats of Strength.
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I just wanted to watch
our movie too.
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This is unheard of.
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I've never seen
this side of Beef before.
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Mayhems aren't known
for their sensitivity.
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But the strength of their
friendship, it's off the charts.
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It's beautiful.
192
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Whoa! My beautiful boy.
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Mom, Dad, I'm done
with Meats of Strength.
194
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I just wanna watch movies
with my friend Jack.
195
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I never bring anyone around
because they leave in a cast.
196
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That's our bad.
197
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We assumed you loved it
as much as us.
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Do all you kids feel this way?
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No!
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May I have this dance?
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My pleasure.
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Lil, lights out, sweetie.
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Hey, ready to make this
an all-nighter?
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- Suspensio!
- Suspensio!
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