All language subtitles for Worzel Gummidge Down Under s02e11 Wattle Hearthbrush

Are you sure you want to hear them?

Of course I want to hear it. It's from
me aunt Sal.

Well, are you going to read it or do I
have to get the crow man to do the job

for you?

Dear Weasel, as you can probably tell
from the postcard,

I've gone away on holiday on the arm of
a rich and charming gentleman who is

awfully charming and even...

more awfully rich.

Sally, how could you?

But it's no use talking because you
can't follow me because I isn't

visitors. Stop there, Marty. He doesn't
want to hear any more.

Yes, I does. I've got the stomach to
hear anything she's got to say.

You go on, Titchy.

And even if I was receiving visitors, I
wouldn't be receiving you, Weasel, you

smelly old bag of compost.

Thank you very much. I've heard enough.

Close your ears to it, sisters, and
concentrate on your prayers.

Glory be to the Father, the Son, and the
Holy Spirit.

There you are, my little friend.

Now back to your teeth.

Come on, off you go.

Good

morning.

Oh, good morning, sisters.

Glorious day, isn't it? Yes, quite
glorious indeed.

Do come in. Oh, thank you.

Allow us to introduce ourselves.

I am the Mother Superior of the P.
Walker Walker Convent, and this is my

Sister Agnes.

Honored. Now, how can I be of
assistance?

You are the Truman of P. Walker Walker?

We wish to commission the construction
of a scarecrow for our convent.

Certainly. A female one.

A female one?

Come on, Wurzel.

Let's go down to the school fair.

I don't want to go to no school fair.

There'll be toffee apples there. Don't
want no toffee apples neither.

Me heart is broken.

No amount of toffee apples to stick it
back together again.

It's no use soaking.

That's not going to bring your Aunt
Sally back.

It is a most unusual request. Most
unusual.

I believe one such order was completed
in the northern hemisphere on one

occasion, but I heard no good came of
it.

I cannot see that it's such a peculiar
thing to ask. You need merely dress it

female clothing.

All nature observes the difference
between male and female.

Bloods, trees, animals.

The stalk of a turd. The soft seeds of a
pumpkin.

My scarecrows are as natural as they.
You will not then make the convent a

scarecrow? Now, I did not say that. I
will need to consult my books, my notes,

my old papers, my drawings.

When can I know of your decision?

Now, yes, I will make a female scarecrow
for your convent. I will do it to show

it can be done.

Completely female scarecrow.

For the honour and benefit of scarecrow
makers of the southern hemisphere.

Most pleasing.

And perhaps soon my sisters can pray in
the peace of their chapel without the

chatter of birds.

Yes.

You will keep me informed, Mr. Croban. I
will. Very well.

Good day. Good day, Mother Superior.

And my thanks to you.

Now, I must be careful of what I use.
Make sure I use only female material.

Australian wattle bark.

Manuka sapling tray.

Yes, Wurzel, what is it now?

Why are you not at your post?

It's me, Mr.

Crowman, sir.

Me Aunt Sally's gone off on holiday with
an handsome gentleman and she ain't

receiving no visitors.

Poor old Wurzel's heart's broken in two
and I've walked all this way to come and

have it mended.

Wurzel, you know very well that
scarecrows do not have hearts.

They don't? No, they don't.

What does they have then?

Nothing. Nothing?

Then me Aunt Sally's broken me stuffing.

She's gone off and diverted me and
broken me stuffing.

What are you reading, Mr. Crowman?

Well, Wurzel, nobody else knows yet, but
I am making my first female scarecrow.

What's female?

Well, you know what a girl is, Wurzel.

You're making a girly scarecrow.

That's right.

And I'm sure you will become friends,
very good friends.

So leave me in peace so I can work. Off
to your field, Wurzel.

Yes, your creativeness.

Mr. Cromwell.

Yes, Wurzel.

Does good friends go off on holidays
with handsome gentlemen and not receive

visitors?

No, Wurzel.

Good friends do not.

Come, sister.

Lower, lower.

Sister Mary Aloysius, what have you got
on your feet?

Day -glow plimsolls.

They're all the rage, Mother. Indeed.

Kindly do not let me see them again.

Yes, Mother.

Mr. Crowman.

Excuse me.

But I have reached a point where I
cannot proceed without further

What information do you require? I need
to see the location you have in mind.

Certainly. Follow me.

You cannot be serious.

Indeed I am. These pigeons are the
greatest trial this order has had to

since the Reformation.

Indeed. But it would be a courageous
scarecrow to undertake such a posting.

Courageous? Sturdy.

Sturdy scarecrow.

Good morning, your eminence.

What is it?

I come to visit my new girlish scarecrow
friend.

Yes? Yes, and I brought her a pumpkin
and a bunch of flowers.

Yes.

Is that her, then?

It is?

Ah.

Soon the moment approaches.

Soon you will have life.

I guess I might have expected that would
be your opinion.

What are you going to name her? All in
good time, Wiser, all in good time.

But, Mr. Crowman, you ain't made her big
enough.

If you used your eyes more, Wurzel, you
would have noticed that females on the

whole are smaller than males.

Now I shall start the sacred scarecrow
naming

ceremony.

Hand me my twig, Wurzel.

Apples for health, corn for plenty.

Berries for happiness.

For the difficult duties that lie ahead
of you, a pinch of household makes

spices.

The wind and the rain and all the
seasons, I name this scarecrow,

Wattle Half -Rush.

You were created with the knowledge of
right and wrong.

That pesky girl is a scarecrow.

Say something nice.

Something nice?

What's we got to eat round here? I'm
starving.

She says she's wondering what she's
going to get to eat up at that there

conventy place.

You'll find life as a convent scarecrow
very simple, Wattle Half -Brush. And

gluttony will not have its place there.

Now, let me wipe it.

I'm going to take her. I'll twist her
arm off her shoulder and leave her out

window. It's a moment.

It's time to let go of me. Get outside.

Go for it.

Because you's a girly scarecrow. That's
why I walked along, right?

Well, I'd just as sure not be the
convent scarecrow.

Will you come and see me when I's in the
convent, Wurzel?

You're going to be receiving visitors,
then.

What?

I said you're going to be receiving
visitors, then.

All right, Wurzel, it's time we were on
our way.

That goes for you too, Wurzel. Get back
to your field at once.

There is a Mr. Crow Manor affluent.

A wonderful new adventure lies before
you, Wattle. I'm sure you'll do me

You'll forgive the rather soiled nature
of her attire. I would, of course, have

had her cleaned, but I knew your need
was urgent.

Oh, well, it cannot be helped.

And our agreement remains unchanged.

Yes, a trial period of a week, after
which time we agree to settle at the

standard price.

Now, remember, Wattle -Hearthbrush, your
best behaviour. This posting is not an

easy one, and for that reason I've had
to invest you with a touch more pluck

than usual.

Should stand you in good stead.

Where's they gonna put me, Mr. Crowman?

Up there, Wattle.

Up there?

I must say so.

Wow! Good seeing you, Mr. Crowman.

Oh, dear.

I do hope I haven't overdone the mixed
spice.

Come on, dear.

That's it.

Mother, I've never been very good at
heights.

Keep going, sister.

Keep going.

That's the way.

What a fine idea this was, Mother
Superior.

Thank you, sister.

Perhaps now we can pray once again.

Let us hope.

Good afternoon, missy.

If you want some food scraps, you may go
round behind the kitchen.

Food scraps?

I ain't come for no food scraps.

I wouldn't have got myself all spruced
up like this for food scraps.

No, I've come a visiting.

I beg your pardon?

I said I've come a visiting.

What's the matter? Ain't you used to
gentleman callers around this place?

This is a peaceful convent. We want no
trouble. Be gone. With you. I ain't

nowhere, Mrs. Snooty. I come here to do
some visiting, and that's what I'm going

to do.

What do you think you are, talking to me
like that? It was a ledger of gummies,

that's who I is. And I've come to visit
with Miss Wattle Arthbrus.

Wattle Arthbrus.

There's no one here by that name.

Who's that?

And if you do not leave this instant, I
shall summon the Mother Superior.

Your mother?

Well, go and summon her then. I ain't
afraid of you, and I ain't afraid of

mother neither.

Wait a minute. What about my... What
about my business?

What about my business? What about my
business? What about my business? What

about my business?

What about my

business?

Does appear so.

How does it look? See for yourself.

She almost looks sad, don't you think?

Was she firmly bound? The wind can gut
over the eastern wall.

Oh, yes. She was very firmly bound.

We have a knack.

I'm sure it can figure its job.

How are you supposed to find a titchy,
girly scarecrow in a big, old place like

this?

No wonder they don't have no gentleman
callers. This is the way they treat

Hello, hello, hello.

It'll be good.

Hey, that's one of them there smelly
scopes. Like what his eminence had.

Hold on a minute.

What a laugh, Brush.

Well, I'll be bum -squizzled.

Hey, what you doing out there, you dark
-girly scarecrow?

I reckon old Wurzel will have to take
you under his wing and teach you what a

scarecrowing is and what a scarecrowing
ain't.

Lucky thing I got my visit in when I
did.

All I got to do is climb up this here
ladder.

Got me a good head for riding.

Me legs have gone all wibbly -wobbly.

Wa -ah!

Where's Hope? What are you doing up
here?

I've come a visitin'.

What's them?

What's them?

Flowers. It's what gentlemen call a
spring when they ain't got nothing else.

How's you going to take them then?

Well, how can I take them when I've got
my hands all tied up?

What are you doing up here anyway, what,
love brush?

What do you think I'm doing up here?

Showing off, that's what.

Well, aren't you going to untie me then?

Well, hang on a minute.

I was feeling a bit whoopsie.

Because if you do untie me, I'll let you
come a -visiting me whenever you like.

You scarecrow.

Leave it to me.

Come along.

And in doubt, pray.

I don't mind where you shine up now.

You just wait till the pro man finds out
you walked out in the first stop. He'll

despotize you.

The compost deep for you, what laugh,
brush.

Very well.

You may stay.

What's that?

You mean I don't have to go back to that
horrible play?

Well, I had my doubts about sending you
there anyway.

No respectable scarecrow should be tied
to a church roof.

But, Mr.

Crowman... Quiet, Wurzel.

Oh, ciao very much, Governor.

Ciao very much.

Stop that, Wurzel. Ah, must behave
yourself.

Very sorry, sir.

Now, I've decided to put you with Wurzel
for a few days, just to learn some of

the ropes.

for the convent where I can take care of
them.

What are you waiting for? Get going and
try to get along as friends. Oh, you

don't need to worry about us, Mr.
Cromwell.

We're very close already.