All language subtitles for Worzel Gummidge Down Under s01e07 Worzel To The Rescue

change a fit night to send a human out
in, let alone a poor old scarecrow

without his umbrella.

I'd just like you to get me tweaks out
of chating and mildew in me straw.

Ain't much of a place to sleep in.

Still, it's all eat better than being
outside.

Best make the best of it.

And why not hungry?

I'd love a cup of tea and a slice of
cake.

Just have a look in the tuck of tea.

Not even half a dog biscuit.

Oh, well, cheer up, Wurzel.

The storm should have stopped at the
port tomorrow.

Then you can find that wicked old
travelling scarecrow maker and rescue

Aunt Sally.

Before he chops up her arms and legs and
makes her into one of his lobster

-sided scarecrows.

Reckons if I rescues me Aunt Sally,
she'll have to marry me.

Oh, well.

At least it's dry and safe in here.

Safe?

You won't be safe for a second, Master
Cummage, while I have an ounce of magic

left in my fingertips.

Mercy, Mr. Crowman.

Wherever you're at, you're all powerful,
then.

Look down on poor old Wurzel and help
him.

Wurzel Gummidge, is there no end to your
stupidity?

You'll bring disaster upon yourself if
you meddle with the travelling scarecrow

maker's evil magic.

And have you paused to consider the
trouble you'll be in by disobeying me.

I suppose I must try and free you from
immediate danger.

Now, where is that dreadful doll the
scarecrow maker dropped in the museum?

Ah!

This

grief

will tell it when it serves me right.

I should have known better.

It's pestilence, misery, flood, flame,
and foul weather.

By all, it is good within me. I busy.

Both still together.

I am the Crowman.

As rain is stopped to the sapling, as
snow is warmed to the sleeping seed,

As wind is kind to the waving corn, so I
command gentleness

in all elements.

Let

there

be peace.

Thank you very much, Mr.

Crowmancer. If it was your magnificence
to stop that banging and clattering.

I reckon when it comes to magic, that
old travelling scarecrow maker don't

nothing compared with your magic, your
magicianship.

I'll be flop -a -looted if he does.

Oh, stop blathering, Wurzel.

You're not out of the woods yet, by any
means.

I'm sure the travelling scarecrow maker
will have something very unpleasant in

store for you tomorrow.

If I were you, I'd get a good night's
sleep.

If you had any sense at all, you'd put
on your counting head and count a few

sheep. That would help you drop off.

Yeah, I know what I'll do.

I'll put on my counting head and count a
few sheep, sis.

That ought to help me drop off.

I wonder how I thought of that.

Don't feel like me clever, Ed.

That's funny.

Seven, five, nine, eight.

Six.

And another one's one.

And another one's eleven -teen.

Go on, little chick, please.

Over the edge it goes.

That's it. Now, let me see.

How many is that?

It's eleven to twelve, that is,
altogether.

Curse you, Master Cummage.

But you will not get off so lightly
tomorrow.

Come close to here and I'll blind you
with magic that not even the crow man

break. And come close to here, you
shall.

For I have just the fate with which to
tempt you.

Sleep well, Master Gummidge.

Sweet dreams for tonight, but a cruel
world of reality tomorrow.

Ah, dang me heart.

Ah, it is a rare old morning and no
mistake.

Stop your cackling, ladies.

Yeah, it is a fair old morning for doing
something extra special today, isn't

it?

Funny I could remember what it was I had
to do.

Maybe one of me heads can tell.

Come on, heads, make yourself useful.

What have we got here?

It's me brave head, that is.

Come on, brave head, tell us.

What's the extra important thing I have
to do today?

Aunt Sally, Wurzel.

Rescue Aunt Sally.

Aunt Sally.

That's it. The travelling scarecrow
maker's got my Aunt Sally. And I asked

rescuer. I asked the rescuer that and
her body and her arms and legs.

How many is that?

An arm and an upper arm.

That's one arm too many.

Hang on. I'll start again.

Wurzel, come and see.

Take off that ridiculous counting head
and get about your business.

Gang me.

I'd better get a move on.

Reckons I'll be needing you, brave head,
before I's finished.

But not just yet in a while. So back in
the sack he goes.

There he is.

There, here we are.

Here's me ornery head.

That's what we need.

Solid Beach was well -seasoned, too.

What kind of words is that?

Don't make no sense at all.

They'd let my reading head ever do it
then.

Come on, reading head, I've got a job
for you.

Dang me. I must have left it behind in
that there barn.

Just have to do without it.

That's near enough.

Come, Wurzel. Let's go and explore that
trip.

Just one moment. I'd like to inquire
where you came in possession of this

article. We found it, mister, in that
barn there.

What would you rather do, throw stones
or go and buy some sweets?

Gee, I'd rather buy sweets.

Go and hop it. Thanks, mister.

Oh, where's your gummage?

Can you imagine I make heads for you to
drop round the countryside?

Still, at least I'm on the right track.

Yeah, and caw, caw, caw again, you
fester for his poopies.

I ain't got no time for stopping and
scaring you.

I've got to go and rescue my intended
and give that travelling scarecrow maker

good wallopay.

Yeah, there ain't nothing or nobody can
stop me.

I says there ain't nothing or nobody has
can stop me.

No, I... Nothing that is except a fear.

Oh, I loves them swings and roundabouts
and such.

turning like a worsling trophy.

Oh, sir, you are in a state.

Yes, sir.

The machinery's at fault, sir.

Dangerous, that. Must be put right.

So must you, sir. To the hospital.

Hospital? Where we'll give you all the
loving care and attention that you need.

Here, I'll take those.

Too heavy for you?

That's got me bravehead in it.

Bravehead? You don't need no bravehead.

Splendid fellow like you. Come along.
Come along.

Now which way to go from here?

There. I suppose there's a slightier
place, isn't there?

Now, winter, any coconut on the stall?

Any more for any more? Those heads,
those heads.

Tell me, where did you get them from?
It's important.

None of your business. It certainly is
my business.

I made those heads, all of them. Yeah,
pretty drizzly lot they are, too.

Now, roll up, roll up. One down, one's a
coconut. I must know. Tell me, where

did you get them from? Well, if you
really must know, I bought them from the

travelling scarecrow maker.

Legit. Now, clear off. You're getting to
be a nuisance.

But those heads won't use to sell. They
belong to me. Well, not to me exactly.

You here, you're getting to be a
nuisance.

Now, shove off before you get a kick up
the date. But I... Oh!

Now look, I'm not a mean man, so here.

Take one of these horrible heads as a
souvenir.

Now go on, hop it.

Now roll up, roll up, knock off the
horrible head and you win the coconut.

Hang on a minute.

This ain't no hospital.

Clinic, sir.

Fashionable clinic where your every need
will be met. Yes, but will it stop me

head -twisting round and round?

Definitely.

Dang

me,

I know it all along as though I'd find
it before I'd done.

I reckon what's to become of you, Ansel,
the same as what's to become of me.

And it's him out there who's sharpened
him with his knives and he's going to do

it to it.

To what?

Well, chop us up, of course, and use our
arms and legs and that to make other

lopsided scarecrows with, like him
there.

Both of us. But we ain't done yet.

We'll do what Alice does when I haven't
got my brave head on.

What's that?

Run away.

I reckon that's the best runner away in
the whole wild world.

Even without me brave that dog.

silly old sausage can't catch me see

he

can't do nothing neither of them can

not in broad daylight they can only move
about when it starts getting dark the

crow man told me

Let's go up the chimney.

Go on.

Come on, get on with it.

Come on, get up.

That's it.

Hurry up.

He's up.

Get up.

Come on, sir.

Come on, Sally. Get out of there.

Go on, Sally.

Take that to jump.

Hey, plenty of nice soft mud down there
for you to land on. There you go.

Hey, well, go on, jump.

Come on, Sally.

Come on.

Not so good. Come on, get in touch with
the bug.

Come on!

Not so fast, Master Gummidge.

Nor your wooden lady friend.

We were only going to... You were going
nowhere!

Seize them!

Stop!

Ah, I wondered when your highness would
appear.

But I don't know what for.

There's little you can do now. I can do
enough.

Lay pestilence, misery, flood and flame
and foul weather.

By all that is good within me, I bid
thee hold no more together.

Well, I'll be bummed, First Lord, Your
Majesty.

You desecrated them.

I did indeed.

And now you must play your part.

My, that's my brave head.

Hey, you just wait a minute. I'll show
you what's what.

You, don't be ridiculous.

Ridiculous? Me ridiculous?

You just wait and see.

Hey.

And now, my kind old man, you will get
out.

You can do nothing.

Nothing. Get out, you sniveling dunk
off, or I will chop you into little

into kleiner bits of liver.

You...

currently cut down.

So get out!

Get out forever!

Underever!

Ha!

Oh, Wurzel.

Well done, Wurzel. You've certainly cut
him down to size.

Give me the brave head back. You don't
need it any longer.

The tattoo man, sir.

What if the travelling scarecrow -maker
should come back?

He probably will, Wurzel, but I think I
know how to deal with him. Now, the

head, please.

Just for today, Herr President, so I can
protect mein Fraulein.

Very well, Wurzel, just this once.

But wear the head well and bring it back
safely to me. Oh, I will, your ample

generosity. I will.

I must see if I can retrieve your heads
from the fair, dear.

And now, my Aunt Sally, it is time for
me to go.

Go where?

To the war, of course, my kleines
Puppchen.

I must away to fight.

Fight? Fight who?

The enemy, of course.

There is always an enemy that must be
vanquished, just as I vanquished the

traveling scarecrow maker.

And so, auf Wiedersehen, mein schönes
Lieb.

Ja.

You're not leaving me. You're not
leaving me here.

Ja. Well, you can't. You're not in this
awful place.

And why not, may I ask? Warum?

You can't.

Not generally.

Especially as you're a hussifer.

Anyway, I'm your intended.

Did you say mine intended?

I did, but just take me away from here.

Mine intended?

Forever?

For never, never a long time.

Shall we just say for this afternoon?

Good enough.

Come in.