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ADULT ADAM: Ah, baseball.
America's pastime.
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Growing up, my brother Barry
was one of those kids
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whose dream
was to take the mound
at Veterans Stadium.
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And then, one day,
he got an actual shot
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to become
a Philadelphia Philly,
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thanks to one of the greatest gimmicks of the '80s, the radio call-in contest.
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ANNOUNCER:
Angelo Cataldi here with the
opportunity of a lifetime,
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the 100th caller
throws out the first pitch
at the Phillies game.
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Lucky, Adam,
thank you for joining me.
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Today, Big Tasty wins the most
coveted prize in AM radio.
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You do realize these are
virtually impossible
to win, right?
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Not when you invented
a top-secret formula
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that guarantees me to be
the 100th caller.
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Seriously
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Two words,
math matics.
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Just hit caller 85.
So close.
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It's 1.7 seconds
per call,
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so if I multiply
the amount of callers
by the rate of calls,
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then I dial them up
in exactly...
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Dial right now!
Don't wait another second!
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37 minutes.
Yeah, that's not right.
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Just hit caller 90.
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You should call
right now!
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You dare question
my Texas Instruments?
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It's from Texas.
That's where NASA is, bro!
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Caller 95!
Get off your ass and call!
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Now we just sit and wait,
Lucky.
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Congrats.
You're the 100th caller.
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What?
That's impossible!
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What's your name,
and where you from?
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ADAM: Adam Goldberg.
I'm from Jenkintown.
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Oh, no.
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This is amazing.
I've literally
never won anything.
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What the hell
are you doing?
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Yeah, I'll hold.
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Just stole
your stupid baseball pitch.
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You can't, dude!
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This pitch is an opportunity
of a lifetime!How?
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'Cause once the Phillies
see my flamethrower,
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they'll give me a brand-new
Mustang as a signing bonus.
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Aw, that's a shame,
'cause instead,
you get to watch me.
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Please, I'll give you
anything you want.Go on.
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My Sports Illustrated
football phone.No.
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A Rubik's Cube with
all the stickers taken off
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so you always win.
No.
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A leaf that looks
like a boob.Nope.
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This incredibly
stretched-out Coke bottle
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filled with colored sand.
Nah.
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A limited-edition butt mug.
Pass.
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Super Madball Touchdown Terror
football.Uh-uh.
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This awesome drawing
I made of a leopard.Do better.
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My prized
Kathy Ireland poster
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personally autographed
to me.
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You misspelled "Kathy."
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Final offer,
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whenever Mom tries
to snuggle you in any way,
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I will act as a human shield
to protect.
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Now that I'll take.
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Ha, sucker.
Oh, yeah?
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Hey, Mama. Those vanilla-chunk
cookies smell amazing.
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You know what else
is an amazing vanilla chunk?
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You.
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Not on my watch.
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Barry, no.
This neck nuzzle is for Adam.
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Well, you have no choice
but to nuzzle my neck instead.
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Well, that's an
unexpected win-win.
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Ah! Don't doubt yourself,
Barry. Do it for the Phillies.
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This is so worth it.
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This really is!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM: It was May 2nd,
1980-something,
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and Erica was showing
her best friend, Lainey,
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around the greatest place
on Earth.
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Seriously,
college is the best.
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My classes are, like,
so interesting.
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Mine, too. I'm always like,
"I did not know that."
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I love the parties
and meeting smart people
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and living with my roommate,
who is awesome.
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Tell me about it.
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I love my roommate,
The Raven.
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The what?
It's her Wiccan name.
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She's so cool and artsy
and chain smokes
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and flicks the ashes at me
while I sleep.
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Yeah,
she doesn't sound great.
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That's 'cause she's not!
She's horrible and scary!
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And I hate her
and everything
else at college.
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Well, thank God.
Me too!
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Really?
Yes!
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I only said that college
is the best
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because you seemed
really positive about it.
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Oh, no. Fashion school
was such a mistake.
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I like buying clothes
and the wearing them part,
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but making my own stuff
sucks 'cause I have to do
the sewing.
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You know what's worse?
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I came here
to play music,
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but all they make me do
is read these big,
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boring textbooks
about it.
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You could sue.
For sure!
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I'm not a lawyer,
but I have a real case here.
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God, I miss high school
so much.
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You and me,
singing in my room,
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dreaming of being stars.
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We were so young last year.
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Such a happy time.
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Honestly, I wish we could
just forget about college,
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start a band,
and have fun again.
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Then let's do it.
Do what?
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Lainey, we're adults now.
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We can do
whatever the hell we want.
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Yeah, I don't think
I can just blow off school
to start a band.
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I have a mid-term project
due next week.
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So? I have
a music theory final
tomorrow
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and I haven't even
cracked open
this giant book.
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Is this really happening?
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Are we blowing off school
to become a rock 'n' roll
super
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We'll be like Joan Jett
meets The Bangles.
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Meets Madonna.
Obviously!
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All we need now is
a kick-ass lady drummer.
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Ooh, that's gonna be
hard to find.
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I'll do it.
Wait, really?
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I thought you were
an Art History major.
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My stupid mom forced me
to take marching band
in middle school.
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So you still play?
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No, but I air-drum
to Genesis,
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like, all the time
and I'm, like, sick at it.
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Okay, we got our drummer!
It's fate!
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Seriously,
what are the chances
you end up with a roommate
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who likes the idea
of drumming?
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This literally
can't fail.
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Dude,
look at her go!
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That probably sounds
amazing.
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ADULT ADAM: And so,
my sister happily threw away
her college education.
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Meanwhile,
my dad was about to learn
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that Barry was one throw away from baseball glory.
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Father! In preparation
for my pitch at the Vet,
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it is essential I have
a top-of-the-line radar gun
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that clocks
my explosive fastball.
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How are you throwing out
the first pitch
at a Phillies game?
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W.I.P. call-in contest.
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My boy's throwing out
the first pitch?
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Here, take my card.
Buy whatever you need.
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I cannot wait
to show Mike Schmidt
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the nasty aspirin tablet
I fire-hose in there!
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You only have one chance
to dazzle the Phillies
with your arm. Am I right?
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That's what
I was thinking
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'cause there is a world
where they see my bazooka
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and I immediately
get a contract
and uniform.
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65,000 people at the Vet
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are gonna see
that flamethrower
of yours.
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I'm sorry. I was just
deturding some shrimp
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and I couldn't help
but overhear.
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65,000 people?
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This is the opportunity
of a lifetime.
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My boy's gonna make
the Goldberg name proud.
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I won't let you down, Dad.
I'm gonna bring the thunder.
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I cannot believe
you're gonna be standing
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on the same grass
with Mike Schmidt.
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It's too much!
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"Same grass"?
We're gonna be
on the same team.
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Can you imagine sharing
a locker room with Schmidty?
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I'll grow a sweet mustache
to match his
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and then we'll date
twin weather girls.
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Promise me you'll grow
a 'stache. Promise!
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Murray,
are you sure about this?
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You know how Barry caves under
the slightest pressure.
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I played baseball
in high school.
Barry's got this.
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That makes no sense!
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One thing has nothing to do
with the other.
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Every day,
my moron kids come in here
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asking me for money
for the dumbest of dreams.
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Finally, I found one
I can get behind.
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But you don't
actually believe
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that Barry will be scouted
onto the Phillies.
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Of course not,
but you never know.
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So you do think so?
Not a chance!
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Unless it happens.
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Okay, kind of giving me
mixed signals here.
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Listen to my words.
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I know Barry will never play
for the Phillies,
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although crazier things
have happened.
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ADULT ADAM:
For the first time ever,
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my mom was doubting one of her precious children.
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As for Erica, she was certain of her rock 'n' roll destiny.
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A-one, two.
A-one, two, three, four.
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That's sounded
awesome, guys!
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That's, like,
a totally tight intro.
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What a crazy-productive
first day.
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I mean,
we decided on our look.
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Super-feminine but tough.
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And our band name,
"The Tangles."
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It, like, captures who we are,
but also doesn't, at all.
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Now all that's left
is the easy part,
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writing a totally original
hit song
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that changes
rock 'n' roll forever.
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Actually, I've been
working on a little riff.Let's hear it.
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♪♪
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Keep going.
I think I got something.
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♪♪
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♪ I enjoy rockin' out
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♪ So put another tape
in the boom box, baby
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ADULT ADAM: Within seconds,
The Tangles stumbled upon
an epic hit.
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But in their excitement,
no one realized
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how shockingly similar it was to a little song written by Joan Jett.
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♪ I like rockin' out
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♪ So come on over
and jam with me ♪
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I have chills!
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Oh, my God.
Am I crazy,
or is this a hit song?
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Oh, my God.
You are not crazy.
It's bad-ass...
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Like, oh, my God!
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...and totally defines
The Tangles.
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Okay, I wasn't gonna mention
this in case we sucked,
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but now that we're amazing,
I think it's time
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I make a call and get us
a gig at CBGB's.
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What?
What?
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My Uncle Louie's a bookie
who knows the booker.
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Your uncle's
the booker's bookie
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at the grittiest rock club
in the world?
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Guys, playing New York
has been my dream
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ever since we got together
this morning.
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We got to make
a bunch of fliers
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and rent a van
for all our gear.
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Plus we need to make
some super-cute merch
that our fans will demand.
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We're gonna need money
and lots of it.
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I'll cash in my meal card.
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It's like
every decision we make
continues to be perfect.
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Ooh, Tangles forever!
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COACH MELLOR: Let's go.
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Look that ball in the face
and catch it!
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No flinching!
Rick, we need to talk.
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Lemme guess.
Barry's throwing out the first
pitch and you're worried.
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Oh, you know
about the pitch?Everyone does.
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He got on the P.A. and assured
us we'd all be forgotten
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when he becomes
a Major League star.
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Well, he is
throwing out a ball
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in front of
Mike Schmidt, so...
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There's a small chance,
right?
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Wrong.
241
00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:55,926
You see that boy
right there?
242
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That's Ruben Amaro Jr.,
baseball star,
243
00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:02,454
recruited nationally
and currently dominating
244
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,066
seven of his peers with the
sheer power of his rifle arm.
245
00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:10,158
And yet his chances
of making it to the pros
are almost zero.
246
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Wait, what?
247
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If anybody can do it,
it's you, Ruben!
248
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BEVERLY: So if Ruben
might not be a Philly,
249
00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,991
what's the best case
for Barry here?
250
00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,340
Best case?
251
00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:21,604
Barry uncorks a wild pitch
and blinds a peanut vendor.
252
00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,127
I don't get it.
253
00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:25,347
Murray usually destroys
the kids' dreams,
254
00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:28,568
but for some reason,
this one time, he's on board.
255
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,657
Well, unfortunately,
your husband is suffering from
256
00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:33,921
what we in the
athletic community call
"sports goggles."
257
00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:36,358
I heard something crack
inside of me. Oh!
258
00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:38,099
"Sports goggles"
are when a father gets
259
00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:41,363
so swept up by the promise
of his son's athleticism,
260
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,887
he's unable to see
his own child's limitations.
261
00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:46,107
Interesting.
I have never heard of that.
262
00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:48,283
Well, it's not unlike
the thick "mom goggles"
263
00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,459
that you strap on every day
that prevents you from seeing
264
00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:53,157
the staggering mediocrity
of your children.
265
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:55,203
Please.
I would never be so blind
266
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,901
as to think that Barry
could become a Philly.
267
00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:01,818
A professional model, sure,
or doctor or doctor-model.
268
00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,124
The point is,
you got to get those
269
00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:04,342
sports goggles
off your husband.
270
00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:06,475
But how?
271
00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,477
This is the first time
I've ever seen that
light in his eyes.
272
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,000
If you really
love your son,
273
00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:12,829
you better figure out a way
to snuff that light out.
274
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,788
I'd like to go back
to band now.
275
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,006
COACH MELLOR: No flinching!
276
00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:21,185
ADULT ADAM: My mom
was determined
to protect Barry
277
00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:22,839
from becoming
a laughing stock,
278
00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:25,581
and so began her mission
to shut down the big pitch.
279
00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:28,018
Murray, we have a major issue
we have to talk about
right now.
280
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,411
Sure thing.
281
00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:32,109
Just need another 20 minutes
for the lotion to settle in.
282
00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:34,155
What am I looking at?
Why is this happening?
283
00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:36,810
My pitching coach is loosening
up the ol' slingshot
284
00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,768
so I can show
Tug McGraw what's what.
285
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:42,990
And you're gonna be doing it
in style.
286
00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:45,993
Is that what I think it is?
287
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,864
A Phillies jersey?
288
00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:50,171
I can't wait to call
all my friends and tell them.
289
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,955
It's nothing.
No, Dad.
290
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,696
You made me the happiest boy
in the world.
291
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:56,743
You know,
I always had a dream...
292
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,614
Mur?
Really gotta talk.
293
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:01,791
...to one day pitch
for the Phillies
and that never happened.
294
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:04,620
Really gotta talk.
And now, with you?
You never know.
295
00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,796
We don't know, do we?
296
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,885
And that's why I'm here.
297
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:11,409
I have some information
that suggests we know more
than we think we do...
298
00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:12,889
Oh, God, I see Murray tears.
299
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,108
I can't help it!
300
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,501
No, don't you cry.
If you cry, I'll cry.
301
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:19,417
I'm just so damn proud.
302
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,681
You know what?
Talk to your mom.
Let me get my bearings.
303
00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,900
I... I just...
304
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,206
I wanted to tell Barry,
uh...
305
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,297
Don't pitch.
306
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,648
Did you just call me
a dumb bitch?
307
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,911
No, I said
"don't pitch."
308
00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:36,913
What?
That's even worse!
309
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,132
Look, I spoke to
Coach Mellor.
310
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:40,134
He said
the most likely outcome here
311
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,484
is that you'll be
a city-wide pariah.
312
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:44,573
The fish
that have teeth? Yes!
313
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:45,966
They're the sharks
of the river.
314
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,489
Not "piranha," Barry.
315
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:49,534
I'm saying you'll be
a laughing stock.
316
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:52,929
Wow! This is just
so typical of you.
317
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:56,019
Beverly Goldberg, always
stepping on her kids' dreams.
318
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,543
No, I do the opposite!
Everyone knows that!
319
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,067
Murray, back me up here.
320
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,460
I have to side with Bar
on this one.
321
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:05,072
You know, if I don't
support his talent,
322
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,682
then I have failed
as a father.
323
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,553
No!
That's the thing that I say.
324
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,468
"I failed as a mother."
325
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,122
You said it, not me.
326
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,692
What's up, Manhattan?
We are The Tangles!
327
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:19,303
Whoo!
I'm dating the lead singer
and I took a bus up here
328
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:22,089
at the drop of a hat 'cause
I wanted to be supportive!
329
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:23,873
We're gonna play now.
I love you.
330
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,788
A-two, three, four!
331
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,096
♪ I'm out here
livin' on my own
332
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,619
♪ And it's the dream
333
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:36,886
♪ Nobody screaming at me
to keep my bedroom clean
334
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:39,367
ADULT ADAM: With that,
The Tangles unleashed
their hit single.
335
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,543
It was catchy,
it was rocking,
336
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,632
and it was already
a Joan Jett song.
337
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:46,243
♪ I enjoy rockin' out
338
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,724
♪ So put another tape
in the boom box, baby
339
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,248
♪ I enjoy rockin' out
340
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:54,034
♪ So let's go to Sam Goody
and buy a CD ♪
341
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,818
You gotta stop.
342
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,602
Is it 'cause
we're too good?
343
00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,430
Are you gonna sign us
right here
in the middle of the song?
344
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,955
No. This club has
a strict policy.
345
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,565
No cover bands.
What?
346
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:06,263
But this is a totally original
song that we wrote ourselves.
347
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,613
Uh, babe.
You know I totally love
everything you do,
348
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,137
but that was clearly
I Love Rock n' Roll.
349
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,356
No way!
That songs goes...
350
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,532
♪ I love rock 'n' roll
351
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,708
♪ So put another dime
in the jukebox, baby ♪
352
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,188
Ours goes...
353
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:20,364
♪ I enjoy rockin' out
354
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,453
♪ So put another tape
in the boom... ♪
355
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,978
Oh, wow.
We ripped off Joan Jett.
356
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,458
Yeah. That's why
it sounded so familiar.
357
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,765
Okay, well...
358
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,593
That happens,
but you know what?
359
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,551
We promise,
there is no band
360
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,076
as groundbreaking
as The Tangles.I agree.
361
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,381
Now that you say it
out loud,
362
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,992
our name sounds
a lot like The Bangles.
363
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,776
Also true.
ERICA: Okay.
364
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:44,345
Well, aside from ripping off
our song and name,
365
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,564
our style and look
is totally original.
366
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:49,393
You do realize that you're all
dressed like Madonna, right?
367
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,831
You're supposed to be on
our side, Uncle Louie!
368
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,180
Just play
something else.
369
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:56,313
Stop pressuring us.
I am freaking out.
370
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,620
Okay, don't freak out.
We got this, girls.
371
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,187
Two, three, four.
372
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,059
We got nothin'.
373
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,322
I love you.
374
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,758
ADULT ADAM: As The Tangles
flamed out,
375
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,109
my brother's baseball career
was heating up
376
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:12,112
and that meant locking down
the perfect look
for his Topps trading card.
377
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,027
But not everyone around him
was stoking the flames.
378
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:15,680
Whatcha boys doing?
379
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:19,162
We're working on some poses
for our rookie baseball card.
380
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,251
I like the stance.
Very rugged.
381
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,514
Bup, bup, only people
who believe in me
382
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,213
are allowed to comment
on how rugged this stance is.
383
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,085
About that.
I'm sorry I panicked.
384
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,870
Of course
I believe in you, boopie.
385
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:34,830
In fact, I bought you
some balls so Mama
can see that arm cannon.
386
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,701
All right, 17.
Go get your glove.
387
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,660
Wow, we haven't had
a game of catch
388
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,444
since I got kicked out
of t-ball for throwing
the bat.
389
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:43,447
Ooh! You put some hot sauce
on that one.
390
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,797
Here comes some cheese
with extra hot sauce.
391
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,669
See, Bevy?
Kid's a natural.
392
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,671
He really is.
393
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,892
You know, I cannot wait
to watch you pitch
from 60 feet, 6 inches.
394
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,676
Why would we do that?
395
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:58,071
'Cause that's how far
the mound is from home plate.
396
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,334
I... I thought they just threw
from where it feels right.
397
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,031
Come on. You got this.
Back it up.
398
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:06,209
Okay.
399
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:07,080
Go back a little further,
schmoopie.
400
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,170
Okay, halfway there.
401
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,782
Ah, keep going.
Almost there.
402
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:14,914
And stop.
403
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:19,092
Oh, I forgot
I marked it with tape.
404
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,571
Anyway, let 'er rip!
405
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,880
Man,
looks closer on TV!
406
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,187
You got this, 17!
Smoke it in here! Let's go!
407
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,931
Oop.
408
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:35,021
It's got the height!
I just need control!
409
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:38,459
Just a warm-up.
Are you sure it's this far?
410
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:41,636
Kind of seems
like it'd be very taxing
on a pitcher's arm!
411
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:44,160
No, that's right.
I looked it up in the library.
412
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:45,379
Okay.
413
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,424
Here comes the heat
for real this time.
414
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,209
♪♪
415
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,999
This is bad.
Yes, it is.
416
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,784
Whoo!
417
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:02,135
When I throw,
I feel God's power!
418
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,920
We can't let him
do this.
419
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,356
We're
Ooh.
420
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,618
ADULT ADAM: My dad
finally saw the light.
421
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,970
As for The Tangles, they were facing their dark future.
422
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,058
I don't know what's worse.
423
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,407
The fact that
we bombed so hard
424
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,148
or the fact that we blew
all our money on merch.
425
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:18,064
Way to make a splash,
rock stars!
426
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,588
Geoff, I love you,
but please don't try
to spin this disaster.
427
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:21,981
Okay, so you got
a little ambitious,
428
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,460
but forget about the merch.
429
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,636
At the end of the day,
you're still in college
430
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,769
with a roof over your head
and food in your tummy.
431
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,249
I cashed in my meal plan.
432
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,555
Uh-huh, that makes sense,
but why would you do that?
433
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,862
But it's fine because
it's all about the sacrifice.
434
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,255
Just ask The Beatles.
435
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,170
We failed out,
which at the time made sense
436
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,562
because we were
gonna be rock stars.
437
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,173
Say what now?
438
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:45,004
LAINEY: And...
Someone stole the van.
439
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,483
We are not good
at this.
440
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,706
ADULT ADAM: My dad
was desperate
to protect Barry,
441
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,969
so he turned to a seasoned
athletic scrub, me.
442
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,710
Hey, pal.
Looking spry.
443
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:56,885
It's a Power Pad.
444
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,626
Look at my son,
the sports nut.
445
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,541
It's more like
tap-dancing than sports.
446
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:03,457
So it's settled.
You're gonna take
the pitch from Barry.
447
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,198
Good talking to you,
pal.
448
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,677
Whoa! Stop!
449
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,680
Wha... I... I can't throw
an actual ball in public.
450
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,900
Come on. It's the opportunity
of a lifetime.
451
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,989
An opportunity of a lifetime
I don't want.
452
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,035
Mom, help me out!
453
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,689
Don't make me do this
opportunity of a lifetime,
please.
454
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,865
So help me,
if you don't take this
opportunity of a lifetime,
455
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,128
I will ground you.
456
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,999
Okay,
I cannot stand by
457
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:27,220
and let this
opportunity of a lifetime
tear this family apart.
458
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:28,917
Let's just give this
godforsaken
459
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,527
opportunity of a lifetime
back.
460
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,399
You can't
just give it back.
461
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,662
It's the opportunity
of a lifetime.
462
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:38,057
Opportunity of a lifetime?
I'm intrigued.
463
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,668
Great.
Al will throw out the first
pitch at the Phillies game.
464
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:44,802
Oh, God, no.
What kind of a ferkokte
opportunity is this?
465
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,240
Barry, you like baseball.
466
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:50,634
Have I got an opportunity
of a lifetime for you.
467
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,985
Are you trying to give away
my opportunity of a lifetime?
468
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,552
Come on, Bar.
469
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,512
We both know all that stuff
was just talk.
470
00:17:58,599 --> 00:17:59,730
But I promised
I'd make you proud.
471
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,689
I just don't want to see you
get hurt.
472
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,213
Too late.
473
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,302
♪♪
474
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,742
You know,
even though we totally bombed
475
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:15,616
and threw away our futures
and have no money to get home,
476
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,313
these past few days
have been the most fun
477
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,010
that I've had
since going to college.
478
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,403
It really was like
the old days, huh?
479
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,275
Totally...
If I were there.
480
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:25,104
Oh. Oh, I'm not...
481
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,280
No, you are.
I mean, we are.
482
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,110
Be generous
if you like what you hear.
483
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:35,201
♪ Beat was going strong,
playing my favorite song
484
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:36,463
What are you doing?
485
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:37,812
Getting us home.
486
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,335
♪ I could tell
it wouldn't be long
487
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,338
♪ Till he was with me,
yeah, me
488
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:45,602
♪ Singing I love
rock 'n' roll
489
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,952
♪ So put another dime
in the jukebox, baby
490
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,303
♪ I love rock 'n' roll ♪
491
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,827
♪ So come and take your time
and dance with me
492
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,916
♪♪
493
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,526
What are you doing?
494
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,267
Just getting rid
of this old junk.
495
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,922
Old junk?
The Philly Phanatic?
496
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,532
You used to take this
with you everywhere.
497
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,621
I was a dumb kid
back then.
498
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,841
You do realize that
if you throw out the pitch,
499
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,452
you'll meet this goofy
green bastard in person.
500
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,801
Come on, we all saw
what happens
501
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,020
when I try to throw
the heat.
502
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:14,805
Look, it's my fault.
503
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,286
This whole baseball thing
made me feel like
a kid again and...
504
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:22,596
It was...
It was great.
505
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:26,948
I was living through my boy,
but I took it too far.
506
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:29,255
Oh, hey.
I was just walking by.
507
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:31,213
Whatcha guys
talking about?
508
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,736
How Dad believed in me
too much
509
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,608
and you didn't
believe in me at all.
510
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:38,264
Well, that was
a shocking change of pace,
and I'm sorry.
511
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,266
But the truth is,
it doesn't matter
512
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:41,745
how we feel about
the pitch.
513
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,226
What matters is that
you go for it.
514
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,185
Just toss the ball around
and have fun.
515
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:49,362
Now that I can do.
516
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:53,409
ADULT ADAM: Turns out, that pitchwas the opportunity of a lifetime.
517
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,063
It wouldn't make Barry
a Philly,
518
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:58,284
but it did get him playing
catch with my dad again.
519
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:01,287
♪ I love rock 'n' roll
520
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,593
♪ So put another dime
in the jukebox, baby
521
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,466
♪ I love rock 'n' roll
522
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,424
♪ So come on, take the time
and dance with me
523
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,121
I'm gonna
make you proud, Dad.
524
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,123
You already have.
525
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,126
ADULT ADAM: Sure, I had one of those dads who wasn't much of a dreamer,
526
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,478
but thanks to my brother,
for one night, he got to be.
527
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:21,698
There it is.
He lobbed it right in there.
528
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:24,527
He was so good!
Oh, he's a natural!
529
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,137
He didn't even
throw from the mound.
530
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,835
They're gonna sign him!
531
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:29,532
They're gonna sign
my baby!
532
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:30,881
Just let her have this.
533
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,144
He's a pro all right!
Yes!
534
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,278
♪ So come on, take your time
and dance with me
535
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:39,107
Wow, this seems like
more than enough money
for you to get back to school.
536
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,327
Oh, I'm not going back.
537
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,851
This right here?
This is what I want to do.
538
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,896
Well, you're not
doing it alone.Screw it! I'm in!
539
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,945
♪ I love rock 'n' roll ♪
540
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,990
ADULT ADAM: It was official.
541
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,558
Erica was dropping out
to chase her
rock 'n' roll fantasies.
542
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,212
That's the thing
about dreaming big.
543
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,562
If you believe just enough,
544
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,260
you can make anything
a reality.
545
00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:11,879
ANNOUNCER: Throwing out a ceremonial first ball is Barry Goldberg.
546
00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:13,794
MAN 1: Can you imagine, though, growing up here
547
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:15,970
and you get to throw out a first pitch?MAN 2: No question.
548
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:19,190
ANNOUNCER: From the
Philadelphia Phillies,
Michael Schmidt!
549
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,888
MAN 1: You're
throwing out a first pitch
550
00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:23,064
to the greatest Philly that ever lived.MAN 2: Yeah.
551
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:25,196
I think the greatest thing
about that first pitch
is Barry saying,
552
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,720
"That's Mike Schmidt."
553
00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:29,505
MAN 1: I tell you what,
give him credit, too.
554
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:30,680
He threw a strike.
Yeah.
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