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ADULT ADAM: Ah, the '80s,
the golden age
of TV theme songs.
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Seemed like every show
had a tune you couldn't
get out of your head,
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but the catchiest
was The Golden Girls,
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a show about four
saucy seniors enjoying
their twilight years.
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When they came on,
you couldn't help
but sing along.
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* Thank you
for being a friend
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* Traveled down the road
and back again
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* Your heart is true
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* You're a pal
and a confidant
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* Boom boom boom
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* And if you threw a party
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* And invited
everyone you knew
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* You would see
the biggest gift
would be from me
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* And the card attached
would say
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* "Thank you
for being a friend" *
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Good song, great ladies.
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Oh, Blanche!
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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ADULT ADAM: It was January 3,
1980-something
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and winter break
was going great for Erica.
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She was sleeping in,
chilling out,
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and still falling for her
boyfriend, Geoff. Hard.
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What the hell?
Ugh!
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Good morning,
clumsy pants!
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What... The hell?
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It's day 27
of our winter break.
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I wanted to surprise you
with something special.
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How did you even get in here?
Love finds a way.
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Also there's a basement window
that doesn't lock.
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Dude, you've done something
special every single day!
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Aw, you noticed!
Oh, I've noticed.
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The flowers,
the mix tapes,
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the Mariachi band
that was really nice at first
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and then they overstayed
their welcome.
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Okay, well, did you ever
think that I do all this
to compensate
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for what you do,
which is nothing.
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I'm on winter break!
I'm supposed to do nothing!
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I'm just saying,
it would be nice
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if you went all out
for me once in a while.
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Where are my rose petals
and Mariachis
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who play three songs
too many?
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Look, you know that
I love you and stuff,
so what more do you need?
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White horses.
What?
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White horses...
What?
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White horses?
Get them, try it.
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Okay, I don't know
what you're saying,
but don't count on it.
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Why the hell are my stairs
covered in garbage?
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That was all Geoff.
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Yeah, he threw a bunch of
wildly dangerous rose petals
all over the place.
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Which I adore!
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This isn't a damn
botanical garden.
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Go get a broom,
Schwartz.
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I see where
you get it from.
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**
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Is he going to go
get a broom or what?
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ADULT ADAM: While Erica turned
a cold shoulder to love,
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my mom was warming her heart
with her favorite TV gal pals.
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Shmoops.
The Golden Girls are on.
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Come sit.
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We'll watch and picture
how we'll spend
our golden years together.
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Do you actually think
you and I are going to share
a house when we're old?
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No.
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Barry and Erica
will be there, too.
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Oh, balls!
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We need to find you
three nice ladies
to keep you occupied.
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Adam,
stop with the panicking.
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I've got plenty
of friends.
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Let's make a specific list
so we're all on the same page.
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Oh, I got it.
Virginia Kremp.
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Good.
Just name two more.
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Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, there's my friend
from Jazzercise. Um...
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She sounds incredible!
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She's got the headband
and the thingy...
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Definitely lifelong friend
material!
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What is her name?
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We don't need names!
Just like lifelong friend.
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Essie Karp! That's it.
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Wow, I really
lost touch with her.
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Oh, focus on
the positive.
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All we need is one more.
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This will be part of the
big Bevolution, then.
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I need to find a life outside
of my little snuggle bugs.
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Looking for a posse, eh?
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You've come
to the right place.
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Yes! Barry's rudely butting in
like he always does.
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It's your lucky day,
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'cause I happen to command
the greatest friend group
ever assembled...
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The JTP!
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ALL: JTP!
BEVERLY: Oh, that's fun.
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You say
three letters to them
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and they always
scream them back at you.
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And with my help,
you can have that, too.
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All you got to do is make sure
you pick friends
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that have a specific role
in the group.
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Ooh,
like my beloved Golden Girls.
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Yes, for instance,
I'm the Dorothy,
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the strong, masculine leader
who keeps everyone in line.
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Oh, you are my handsome
Bea Arthur.
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And Andy here is our Sophia,
the tiny, adorable spitfire.
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No filter, yo.
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Naturally, Naked Rob
is our Blanche...
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The sensual one,
free with his body.
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My parents got me someone to
talk to once a week about it.
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And Matt Bradley here
is our Rose,
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dumb as rocks and always
messing everything up.
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I just treasure
these friendships.
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Ah! Brain freeze! Hurry!
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I need my best friends
to rub my head.
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Oh, yes. Ahh.
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This is what I want!
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ADULT ADAM:
As Barry was feeling the love,
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I was going to show
my girlfriend just how
much I loved her.
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What are you two doing?
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Your brother's
such a dork.
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I surprised Jackie
by writing romantic lyrics
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to music from her favorite
sci-fi movies.
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(ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA
PLAYS)
* You
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* Are
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* So
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* Pretty
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* And nice and cool
and smart
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* And funny and strong
and pretty *
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Dude, that is so stupid.
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And yet so adorable.
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Burn!
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Wait, are you being serious?
Don't mind her.
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Her heart is a dusty cavern,
void of romance.
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Wait a second,
you're dad's kid, too.
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So how did you not inherit
his crappy outlook on love?
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'Cause I've chosen other,
way better paternal
role models,
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like John Hughes.
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The reclusive billionaire
who saved his bodily fluids?
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No! That's Howard Hughes.
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I'm talking about
the filmmaker
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who makes romantic
teen movies.
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That's who I model
my life after.
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Like, on my birthday,
Adam brought me a cake
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and we sat on the dining room
table to eat it together.
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Sixteen Candles.
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And on Valentine's Day,
he painted
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this amazing portrait
of me.
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Some Kind of Wonderful.
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And on our anniversary,
he showed up
on a lawnmower
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and we rode off
into the sunset together.
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Can't Buy Me Love.
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Not a Hughes flick,
but clearly influenced
by the master.
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So, what? I ride Geoff
around on a mower
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and he stops being lame
for a few minutes?
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Kind of missing the point,
but yes.
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Dad,
I need your stupid mower!
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Now you want
to mow the grass?
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It's the middle of winter!
It's about to snow!
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It has nothing to do
with mowing!
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Then why do you need it?
It's a whole freaking thing!
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Just stop asking questions!
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Oh, I'll ask questions,
all right!
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Damn it, I'm in college!
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I shouldn't even
have to ask to use the stupid
gardening equipment!
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When I'm done
soaking this toe,
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I'm going to go in the garage,
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and so help me, if that
lawnmower's missing,
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it's curtains for you!
Curtains!
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Well, good luck catching me
with that swollen Cheeto toe!
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Thanks for the love help.
This is gonna go great.
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Curtains!
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ADULT ADAM: As my dad
was trying to stop
Erica's romantic plan,
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my mom was trying to start
some lifelong friendships.
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Ginzy! Over here!
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Hey! Haven't seen you
at the PTA in a while.
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Oh, I know,
I've been so busy,
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and also I was banned
for complaining
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about the crappy sangria
last time.
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But here I am,
and everyone's too afraid
to say anything to my face!
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Well, we could certainly
use your help.
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We have a huge
agenda tonight.
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Winter formal planning,
fundraising...
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Creating a tight-knit group of
friends so we don't die alone.
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Think about it, Ginzy.
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You and me,
living it up
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in a Miami bungalow
like sisters.
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Um, I kind of have
actual sisters
that I can live with.
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Well, your sisters can
themselves.
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I'm sorry, but they can.
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Okay.
Look at me, Ginzy.
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I'd rather not.
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Look at me right now.
Mmm-hmm.
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It's you and me
until the day you die.
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Okay, okay.
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There you go.
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We'll be just like
The Golden Girls
and you'll be Sophia!
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What?
The grumpy older one?
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Exactly!
Just look at your face.
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You're totally her,
you goofy old bat.
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Settle down, people.
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PTA is in session.
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First order of business,
we need a group of volunteers
to organize a senior ski trip.
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Rick! I'll head up
the senior ski committee.
Virginia Kremp's in, too.
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No, I don't even have a kid
in the senior class.
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I just need
two more volunteers.
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I can help.
No!
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Sorry, Ruben Amaro, Sr.
I didn't mean to yell,
but sit down.
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But my son
loves that trip.
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And we love Ruben Amaro, Jr.,
Ruben Amaro, Sr.,
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but this committee
is ladies only.
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I don't think
you can do that.
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Ooh! Sassy.
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I like the cut of your jib,
Essie Karp.
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You're in,
you giant floozy.
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I don't know how
to reply to that.
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And last but not least...
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Linda Schwartz,
you're just what I need.
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Actually, I'm on
two other committees.
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Well, that's on you
for overextending yourself
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like a big, dumb airhead.
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Every group has one,
am I right?
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We're good to go, Rick.
What do you say?
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It's weird, Beverly.
It's really weird.
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Yay! We're going to be
best friends!
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I mean,
a very good committee.
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ADULT ADAM: Fearing she was
destined to become an
unromantic loaf like my dad,
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Erica embarked on her first
grand romantic gesture.
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Thanks to me, she used
the movie Can't Buy Me Love
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to mow her way back
into Geoff's heart.
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Let's do this!
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Turns out,
wasn't as easy as it looked.
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Yo, Schwartz!
Open your window!
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All that romantic crap
is happening.
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Why are you
mowing my lawn?
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It's the middle of winter!
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ERICA: Damn it!
It's stuck!
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Get off my lawn!
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Erica?
What are you doing?
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This is supposed to be like
that movie Buy Me Some Love.
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Can't Buy Me Love?
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I thought you said that was
a corny chick movie.
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What's the hold up, man?
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Just come down here and take
my sweet romance already.
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00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,437
She's not very good at this,
Geoffy.
244
00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:00,841
I know! Doing this stuff
just makes me feel so stupid.
245
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,075
That's the whole point.
246
00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,244
You're supposed
to be vulnerable
for the person you love!
247
00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,614
Geoff! Come down
and push her out!
248
00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:07,748
It's fine. I got it.
249
00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,050
**
250
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,654
Oh, no! No! No! No!
251
00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,523
My Peugeot!
Dad's Peugeot!
252
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,559
I am so sorry.
I'll pay to fix it.
253
00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:22,596
You got to order the parts
from France!
It's a whole thing!
254
00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:25,599
God, do you seen what happens
when you guilt me
into being romantic!
255
00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,200
Guilt you?
256
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,769
That's not what I meant.
257
00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:32,239
I just wanted to hang
and relax and enjoy
my winter break.
258
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,407
Well, you got two days left.
Enjoy them without me.
259
00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,976
What?
There's a senior ski trip.
260
00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,110
I think I'll have
a better time there.
261
00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:39,246
But I'm going back
to college.
262
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,948
I won't see you
for months.
263
00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,349
Kind of seems like
you need a break.
264
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,719
You could have
just read a poem.
265
00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:49,122
**
266
00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:51,458
Okay, let's review
everything I taught you
267
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:54,061
about being a bodacious leader
of a friend group.
268
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,228
Rule one.
269
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,898
Always bust balls.
Yes!
270
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,933
Friendship is about
breaking down the walls
271
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,769
to figure out what really
bothers a person.
272
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:02,870
Rule two?
273
00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:05,472
Pick a badass name
for the group
274
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,675
and yell it
as often as possible
275
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,644
to display a terrifying
show of unity.
276
00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:14,614
I chose the JTP.
Three letters,
but powerful.
277
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:17,017
Well, I'm looking
for my Golden Girls,
278
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:20,553
so I chose Goldberg Girls.
Goldberg Girls!
279
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:24,291
Rule three?
Uh, create opportunities
to bond.
280
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,660
May I suggest
lighting your farts?
281
00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,662
It's really brought me
and my friends a lot closer.
282
00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:31,498
I was more thinking we would
bedazzle matching sweaters,
283
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,166
like fashionable
street toughs.
284
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,501
Ah, very lame.
285
00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:35,635
So it's perfect!
286
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,239
There they are!
287
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:43,410
The fearsome foursome
is back together again.
288
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:47,114
Come in! Come in,
I made cheesecake. Ha!
289
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,615
I'll dish while we dish.
290
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,051
Actually, I told my husband
that I'd be back by 9:00,
291
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,753
so maybe we should
just jump right in?
292
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,387
I bet you'd like that,
you little hussy.
293
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,089
But sure,
let's get cracking.
294
00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,658
Okay, I got everybody
a BeDazzler.
295
00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:01,628
Now, tell me,
what color jewels
should we use?
296
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,164
Jewels?
For our matching sweaters,
you big slut!
297
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,066
Ah...
298
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,768
Bevy, why are you being
so off
299
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,937
Don't listen to her,
she's old and cranky.
300
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,639
Cough up some dust,
why don't you?
301
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,841
What's happening?
302
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,142
Classic Linda.
303
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,511
She's such a clueless dummy,
right, but in a good way!
304
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,247
Okay, why do you
keep calling us names?
305
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,614
I am just busting balls.
306
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,583
That's what we do
in the Goldberg Girls.
307
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,152
That's our cool new name,
by the way.
308
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,520
Goldberg Girls!
309
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:32,659
We'll get there.
310
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:34,862
ERICA: So you can buy
someone love
311
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,063
'cause it happened
in this movie,
312
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,530
which is super creepy
and weird.
313
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:40,200
I mean, she gives up her cool
friends for the gardener?
314
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,634
Okay, this movie sucks.
315
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,070
Yep, there's
no helping her.
316
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,005
Wow, you really are
a closed off Murray.
317
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,640
No! I refuse
to accept that.
318
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,309
Now, give me
another cornball movie
319
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,144
that'll show Geoff
he's my number one fella.
320
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:54,147
Oh, you know what Adam did
for me that was amazing?
321
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,583
He stood on my front lawn
with a boom box over his head
322
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,485
and played In Your Eyes.
Say Anything.
323
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,153
Wait, I thought that's
how you got Dana.
324
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,522
What?
What?
325
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,924
What?
What's that?
326
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,025
What?
What?
327
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,093
What?
Wha...
328
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,428
Did you recycle
that movie on me?
329
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,897
Pardon?
Wait, I was wrong.
330
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,498
It wasn't
his first love, Dana,
331
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,300
it was you, the new one.
332
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,634
Stop talking.
The better one.
333
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,669
Stop talking.
Oh, it's fine. It's fine.
334
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,806
I have a past, too.
Ruben Amaro, Jr.
335
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:21,074
Yeah, he's going to Stanford
on a baseball scholarship.
336
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,142
I have to go.
337
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,744
My God, lady!
338
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:27,080
Next time you need help
with love, go somewhere else!
339
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,916
I didn't mean
to drag you down with me!
340
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,051
But you did!
I know! I'm sorry!
341
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,652
Okay,
I can win Jackie back.
342
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,823
Just, uh... Just need some
fresh romantic movie material.
343
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,559
Wait, Short Circuit!
That's romantic.
344
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,693
It's really not.
345
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,162
ADULT ADAM:
And so I called upon
346
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,697
my trusty action figures
for inspiration.
347
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,166
Oh, Weekend at Bernie's!
That's it!
348
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,835
It's not.
Road House.
349
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,036
Eh.
Interspace.
350
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,537
No!
Taxi Driver?
351
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,604
Seriously, no!
352
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:52,840
Mac and Me?
Stop!
353
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,641
Krull.
I don't even know
what that is!
354
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,977
Halloween!
How many toys
do you have?
355
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,211
Disney's Black Hole?
356
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,347
At least take them
out of the package
and play with them!
357
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,382
Beastie Droids!
That's not even a movie.
358
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,716
Wait, the Highlander!
359
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,819
There's a tiny love story
before all the sword fighting.
360
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,020
Sure, why not.
361
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,490
It's not going to work.
362
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,959
I know.
Buck Rogers?
363
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,463
BEVERLY: Good news, JTP.
364
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:20,533
The 14-layer dip I made
for the Goldberg Girls
is up for grabs.
365
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,569
What happened?
Linda got whooping cough,
366
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,072
Essie got pink eye,
and Ginzy got both.
367
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,606
Please.
Sounds highly unlikely.
368
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,241
Okay, what are
you implying?
369
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,809
We're not implying,
370
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:32,245
we're saying they stone-cold
dissed you.
371
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,546
Also, I saw them
all at the school.
372
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,249
Okay, we're talking about
the Goldberg Girls here.
373
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,817
You boys are dead wrong.
374
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,752
Nope. They were
meeting Coach Mellor
about the ski trip.
375
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:42,289
Well, that's a kick
in the downstairs stuff!
376
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,957
This is the classic
friend diss,
377
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,359
like the time I only had
three tickets
to the Eagles game
378
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,095
and told Matthew we all
got stuck in an elevator.
379
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,597
What?
Do you mind,
I'm helping my mom here.
380
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,733
They're meeting without you,
just like we all met for ribs
after the Eagles game.
381
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,103
Stop telling him about
our special day, dude!
382
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,171
I'm trying to be
cool about this,
but it's getting hard.
383
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,540
It's not always about you,
Matt Bradley!
384
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,876
And don't be
a Matt Bradley.
385
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,978
Be the Barry
and take charge.
386
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,314
**
387
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:11,618
I'd say your best exercise,
pre-skiing,
is probably the wall sit.
388
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,686
Now, the wall is just there,
just keeps you honest.
389
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,854
Well, well.
390
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,524
If it isn't
the Goldberg Girls,
minus the Goldberg.
391
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,625
Beverly, great news!
392
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,261
Our pink eye
and our scurvy cleared up!
393
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,196
It was whooping cough,
and save it.
394
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,332
Look, we didn't want
to hurt your feelings,
395
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,599
but the ski trip
is tomorrow,
396
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,368
and we still have
a ton of work to do.
397
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,536
Skip it, Linda.
398
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,404
And to think I wanted to live
with the three of you
399
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,473
in a beautiful
Miami bungalow
400
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:36,076
with wicker furniture
and bright floral patterns.
401
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,510
Is that what this
is about?
402
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,746
You forcing us to be
your Golden Girls?
403
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:42,415
Well, I don't know about
"forcing,"
but maybe "tricking."
404
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:45,785
How about we do neither
and plan a ski trip
like normal people?
405
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,121
She's right. I just don't have
time to be a Goldberg Girl.
406
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:51,524
But I thought we could travel
down the road and back again.
407
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,193
My heart is true.
408
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,062
You're pals
and my confidants.
409
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,429
I don't even know you.
410
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,931
Essie,
if you threw a party
411
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,466
and invited
everyone you knew...
412
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,900
Yeah, we all know
the theme song.
413
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,836
...you would see the biggest
gift would be from me.
414
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,973
And do you know what the card
attached would say?
415
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,410
"Thank you
for being a friend"?
Exactly.
416
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,613
Bev, we all have families
and millions of things to do.
417
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,382
We just don't have time
for friends.
418
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,487
Good luck
with your ski trip.
419
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,558
All right, anyway,
back to what I was saying.
420
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,261
So, you want to use the wall
for a wall sit, okay?
421
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,597
Hold this position
for at least half an hour.
422
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,102
ADULT ADAM: The Goldberg Girls
may have iced out my mom,
423
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:38,705
but Barry was ready
to crush fresh powder
on the senior ski trip.
424
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:43,643
All right, me and the JTP
are off to the slopes.
425
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:44,911
Check the news
for an avalanche,
426
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,180
'cause Big Tasty's
going to hit
that mountain hard.
427
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,848
Well, have fun
with your friends.
428
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,151
At least one of us will.
You okay?
429
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,986
What happened to your stupid
Goldberg ladies club?
430
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:56,023
They're busy moms.
There's no room for friends.
431
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,858
ADULT ADAM: My mom's posse
had abandoned her, which
offended Barry to his core.
432
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,195
Hi. Is your mom home?
433
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,931
Your kind is not welcome
in my home. So beat it!
434
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,367
No, no, I'm here.
I'm here. What's wrong?
435
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,969
There is a huge snowstorm
upstate.
436
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,071
All the roads are closed.
437
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,939
And so is this
conversation.
438
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,607
No one disrespects
my mama!
439
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,043
You're all a bunch
of garbage!
440
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,744
Hey, Barry, dial it back
a little bit.
441
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,080
Bevy, we are really sorry
for excluding you,
442
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,948
but you are the only one
who can help us!
443
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,816
Put a sock in it,
Kremp!
444
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,418
We both saw
this day coming.
445
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,021
Come on! Hit me! Free punch!
Right there! Right there!
446
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,257
He's sweet defending you,
but this isn't about us.
447
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,924
It's okay.
He's just a little riled up.
448
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,094
Yeah, I am!
Come get some, Ginzy!
449
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,428
Maybe we should come back?
450
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,598
Maybe you should screw off
for making my precious
mother so sad.
451
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:39,866
Barry, not okay.
452
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,301
Go in the yard
and clomp it off.
453
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,702
Fine!
454
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,805
The school canceled
the senior ski trip.
455
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,074
We don't know
what to do.
456
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,442
The whole class is heading
to the bus right now,
457
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,743
and they are going
to be heartbroken.
458
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,446
No hearts are gonna
break today,
459
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,848
not if our ski committee
has anything to say about it.
460
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,719
Okay, we've got tons to do
and no time to do it.
461
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,489
Ginz, hit the bakery,
get hot chocolate
and doughnuts.
462
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,125
Linda, call Principal Ball,
tell him to unlock the school
463
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,693
so we can access
the cafeteria.
464
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,328
Essie,
hit the Baederwood Market.
465
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,896
We need a dolly, wax paper,
466
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,364
and white zin!
On it!
467
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,834
This is going to be
the best non-ski ski trip
the world has ever seen!
468
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,503
Listen up
and settle down!
469
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,305
The trip is off.
There's nothing we can do.
470
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,208
But I've been waiting
four years for this ski trip.
471
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,509
It's very disappointing.
472
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,979
**
473
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,416
* Thank you for being
a friend
474
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:34,020
* Traveled down the road
and back again
475
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,522
* Your heart is true
476
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,925
* You're a pal
and a confidant
477
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:42,195
Look,
it's four hot moms.
478
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,997
* And if you threw a party
479
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:48,668
* Invited everyone you knew
480
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,070
* You would see
the biggest gift
BEVERLY: Step aside, Mellor.
481
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,606
These kids won't be denied
their special memory.
482
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,175
Not on our watch.
483
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,578
* Thank you for being a friend
484
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,747
ADULT ADAM: That night,
my mom's ski committee
485
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:05,152
waxed up some lunch trays
and gave the senior class
a night they'd never forget.
486
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,655
* Thank you for
being a friend *
487
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,090
ADULT ADAM: Turns out,
all it takes to have
a legendary weekend
488
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,160
is friends at your side,
489
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,827
no matter
what the weather brings.
490
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,763
Hey.
Don't "hey" me.
491
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,698
You saw the mower?
I saw the mower.
492
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,201
This is your fault!
I'm you!
493
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,670
I'm stubborn and irritable
494
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,738
and don't like talking
about my feelings.
495
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,307
And now I'm going
back to school
496
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,442
and I don't even get
to say goodbye to Geoff.
497
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,545
All right, I'm going
to tell you something
498
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,381
that I've never told
anyone before.
499
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,317
When I was your age,
500
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,786
I stood outside
of your mom's window
501
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,156
and I read her a poem,
that I wrote,
502
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:46,159
about her beautiful
emerald eyes.
503
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,828
Point is,
if you're really like me,
504
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,366
then there's a little
romantic in you, too.
505
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:57,069
ADULT ADAM: And just like
all those romantic movies
Erica hated to watch,
506
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,605
she found herself running
through the night
507
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:02,175
to stop her one true love
from getting on a bus.
508
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,944
Unfortunately,
it was long gone.
509
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,014
But as fate would have it,
she still had the chance
to speak from her heart.
510
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,616
Erica?
Geoff!
511
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,651
Okay, what's going on?
Why are you here?
512
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,620
Listen, I am never going
to be the kind of girl
513
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,088
that covers stairs
with flowers
514
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,391
or stands on your lawn
with a boom box.
515
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,729
But you need to know,
really know,
516
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,898
that I love you
more than anything.
517
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,169
And I wish that I could put
how I feel
518
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:34,374
into some kind of amazing,
romantic gesture, but I can't.
519
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,544
Well, that's
a pretty good start.
520
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,580
**
521
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,484
ADULT ADAM: Truth is,
the people you love
don't always act
522
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,853
like they do on TV
or in the movies.
523
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:50,390
In real life, it's about
weathering the storm together
524
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,625
and learning to laugh
when things get tough.
525
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,461
* Thank you for
being a friend
526
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,162
* I wanna thank you
527
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,197
ADULT ADAM: In the end that's
the greatest thank you...
528
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,699
For being a friend.
529
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,802
You know, we really do make
one heck of
a ski committee, huh?
530
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:03,936
Yeah.
531
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,538
You know what,
I think we could make
532
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:08,007
a pretty damn good
group of friends.
533
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,376
What are you saying...?
534
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,311
We're saying after this,
we should find a restaurant
535
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,879
that has cheesecake
on the menu.
536
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,548
And white zin!
Essie,
you are such a Blanche!
537
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:16,783
I really am!
538
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:19,986
To the Goldberg Girls.
539
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,355
ALL: The Goldberg Girls!
540
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,624
Oh, my God, this white zin
is to die for.
541
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,793
And I have a coupon!
542
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,695
Oh, you guys,
look over there.
543
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,996
So cute, right?
544
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,064
Oh, I hope that's us
when we're old.
545
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,933
Did that lady
just call us "old"?
546
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,736
Some people are just so
rude these days.
547
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,306
Oy, this white zin
is to die for.
548
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,940
And I have a coupon!
549
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:47,680
**
550
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:56,923
This is the kind
of friendship where
we just laugh.
551
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,726
Barry kept saying,
"I wish Mrs. Kremp
was my mother".
552
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,529
And I'd say, "Good.
Go across the street
and live there."
553
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,130
Beverly is definitely
our Dorothy.
554
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:07,199
The leader of the group,
I'd say, probably is Bev.
555
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,637
She's the one with
the big mouth that,
you know, takes over.
556
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,772
Could Beverly
have ever been a lawyer?
557
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,973
Are you kidding me?
558
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,242
Beverly could definitely
have been a lawyer.
559
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,544
No one argues like me.
560
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:21,514
She has a brain
like nobody else's
561
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,483
I have ever seen
in my life.
562
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,518
What are you doing?
563
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:27,820
Did we bleep that? Yeah.
Let's bleep that.
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