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ADULT ADAM: Back in the day,
a lot could be said
about my crazy family.
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The one thing that
couldn't be denied was
that we were bad drivers.
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But, despite the highway havoc
that we wreaked
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and the fender benders that
followed us wherever we went,
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no one was more psyched
to get behind the wheel
than my brother, Barry.
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When he turned 16,
he couldn't wait
to hit the open road
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and never look back.
(BOX JINGLES)
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It's jingling.
It's keys!
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Until my mom put the brakes
on his automotive dreams.
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What the hell is this?
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It's a locket.
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It's got
my picture inside
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so you can always have
your mother near your heart.
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And so, when I turned 16,
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my mom's gift to me
was hardly a surprise.
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(BOX JINGLES)
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It's jingling.
Jingling means keys.
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It was the sterling-silver
Mom locket that
all the Goldberg boys got.
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I put my picture in there
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so you can always have
your mama near your heart.
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Yes! He got
the worst gift, too.
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I love it.
Thank you, Mama.
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Wait.
That's your reaction?
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You get a garbage locket
of Mom instead of a car,
and you appreciate it?
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Yeah, I'm good
with not getting a car.
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Or driving in general.
You get it.
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No! I don't get it at all!
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I've got no sense
of direction,
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I have bad depth perception
due to my lazy eye,
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and I'm easily startled
by birds.
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So you're just
not gonna drive?
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Yeah, I'm not so much
a driver
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as the guy who sits behind
the driver in the backseat.
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You mean a rich guy?
Exactly.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have play practice.
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Father, go fetch
your driving pants,
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which are just regular pants
you refuse to wear.
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ADULT ADAM:
Refusing to drive
baffled my whole family,
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but no one more
than Barry.
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Back when he got his license,
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the dude trademarked
his own dance.
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* Yeah, that's right
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* Barry's driving
Who's in charge?
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* I'm in charge
That's right, uh-huh
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* Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
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Unreal.
I raised a moron.
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ADULT ADAM: But, lucky for me,
I got the perfect
birthday present that year...
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The gift of never driving.
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Stop it. My scrumptious
little baby-man
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does not have to
learn to drive until
he's absolutely ready.
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That's a no!
Victory-dance time!
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* Mm-mm-mm
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* Uh-uh-uh-uh, yeah
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* That's right
I'm not driving *
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Hey! Stop copying
my driving dance!
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I'm not.
It's the not-driving dance.
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There's no such thing!
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I'm raising
complete morons.
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It's getting hard to argue.
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It's like this.
No, it's like this.
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If you're gonna copy me,
at least do it the right way.
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It's my own thing, dude.
Face it, this dance is mine.
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**
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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ADULT ADAM: It was
November 29, 1980-something.
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The college fair
was in full swing,
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and my sister
wanted no part of it.
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Ugh, look at all these bozos
and their lame clubs.
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The whole point
of going to college
is to be left alone.
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I thought it was more,
like, to learn and grow
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and make
lifelong friendships.
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Meh. I've got
enough friends.
Do you?
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Hey, either of you interested
in Ultimate Frisbee?
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Are you interested in picking
a sport with a ball?
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Maybe you should
join a club
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for freshmen
who hate everything.
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Great. Where's that table?
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Seriously,
you're a total downer.
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You, like,
pooh-pooh everything.
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I don't, like,
pooh-pooh everything.
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Just offer me something cool,
and I'm there.
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Looking for
something cool, eh?
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Lucky for you, your RA Srini
has the answer, ladies.
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Karaoke and togas? Pass.
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I see. Well, if you
change your mind,
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feel free to drop by
and RSVP.
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Here's my RSVP. Pbht!
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Guess that's an RSVP
for just one, then.
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Wait, you're going? Why?
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'Cause it sounds fun,
and, unlike you,
I, like, like fun.
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I, like, like fun, too!
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You should've seen me
in high school.
I was, like, the funnest.
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Ow!
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Hey, isn't there
some weird field
that you can play in?
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Hi, Craig.
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**
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Gah! Barry?
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Hey, I drank
all your 5 Alive.
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What are you doing here?
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Hello?
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It's my college tour!
I told you like 10 times!
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I knew that, silly.
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I just lost track
of the days
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with all the awesome
parties and whatnot.
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There's so many parties.
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Which are all
totally real,
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because I am
killing it here.
(CHUCKLES)
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Dude, this weekend is
gonna be the stuff of legend!
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So, where's
the first rager at?
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ADULT ADAM: But Erica
only knew of one,
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that she already passed on.
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Srini!
Nice toga, my man!
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I changed my mind
about your kareoga thing.
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Did you, now?
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See, my brother's here,
and I kinda told him that
I'm the queen of college,
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so you can see why I now
have a sudden interest
in your crappy party.
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Just party. Not crappy.
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That is the single worst
RSVP ever.
And it's been declined.
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What? You can't decline!
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You're my RA.
You have to include me.
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Farewell.
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So that's a yes?
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ADULT ADAM:
As Erica was realizing
she'd driven everyone away,
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my dad was trying
to get me to drive.
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I... Hey! My BurgerTime!
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Okay, moron.
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Lose the disturbing
"Mom" necklace,
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take these keys.
(KEYS JINGLE)
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I'm teaching you
how to drive.
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Ooh. I'd love to,
but the ol' ball n' chain
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says I'll learn when
I'm ready, know
what I'm sayin'?
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I say you're ready
right now.
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But what about
all the horrible things
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Mom says will happen
if I don't drive good?
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What horrible things?
I could get a stop sign
through the heart!
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Or a guard rail
through the heart!
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Or a mailbox
through the heart!
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Why are all these things
going through your heart?
That's not even possible.
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Tell that to Mom's
friend Sheila's nephew.
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He was driving
at dangerous speeds,
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and he flipped his car
and got a mailbox...
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Okay, you gotta
stop listening
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to these crazy things
your mom tells you.
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So rabid pigeons
won't peck my eyes out
through the sunroof?
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What is it with you
and birds anyway?
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They're just so cocky.
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So what if they can fly?
I can do stuff, too.
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Like driving?
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I bet you that would really
make the birdies jealous.
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Yeah, right. Like birds
know what a car is.
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Get in the car!
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ADULT ADAM: With that,
my dad left me with
no choice but to drive.
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The only problem was, I'd have
to get in the car first.
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I... I can't do it.
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You can and you will.
Get in!
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(CAR HORNS HONKING)
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My son's a moron!
Can't you see?
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Go around!
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He's a moron! Go around!
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Mom said
I don't have to drive!
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Well, I say you do. Get in.
No!
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Get in!
No!
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Get in! Get in!
No! No!
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Get in! Get in!
No! No!
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Get in! Get in!
No! No!
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Get in! Get in! Get in!
No! No! No!
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(CAR HORN HONKING)
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See, what'd I tell ya?
Nothing bad's gonna happen.
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Aah!
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(PANTING)
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Just remember,
I was good with the locket.
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ADULT ADAM:
As I drove for the last time,
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Barry was gearing up
for his first college rager.
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So? Are we ready
to rock or what?
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Um, turns out that party
is super lame,
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but I'm gonna find us
something super college-y
and great for us.
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Say no more.
I'll ask around
and find the fun.
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What? How are you
gonna do that?
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With this here
bag of college!
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Bag of wha?
College!
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In it is everything you need
to kick ass here.
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**
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Jean shorts.
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Tie-dye poncho.
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Trick dog with leash.
Rasta hat.
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Fake $100 bill,
attached to a quarter mile
of string.
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Foam hand.
Sacks to hacky.
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Stunt kite.
Oyster crackers.
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Unicycle! A Snoopy
snow-cone machine!
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Boomerang!
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Pogo stick. Devil sticks.
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Drum sticks. Chopsticks.
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Beef sticks. Pickup sticks.
A stick I found.
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Okay, stop.
This bag of crap
will not help you.
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Trust me, all you need to do
is put yourself out there
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to show the other attractive
party-minded boys and girls
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that you mean business.
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Dude, that is not
how college works.
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ADULT ADAM: That is, unless
you have sweet dreads
and an invisible dog.
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(IN JAMAICAN ACCENT)
Check it out,
mons and lady mons.
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My dog be jammin'!
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Hey, uh, I already told you,
put this crap away
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before you embarrass
yourself or worse, me.
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Look!
His dog is invisible.
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His name's Butterscotch.
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He's part Beagle
and part not real.
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I rescued him
from a kill shelter,
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although I feel like
he rescued me.
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ALL: Aww!
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Okay, what is happening?
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Why are you engaging
with this idiot?
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Ignore her.
She's not a dog person.
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Clearly. (SCOFFS)
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Oh, yeah,
I'm the crazy one.
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There is no dog. Ow!
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I know that
was intentional!
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ADULT ADAM:
As Erica was hit by
my brother's instant success,
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my mom was about to be
struck by some bad news.
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There's my handsome men.
I just snickered up
a batch of doodles.
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Should you tell her
or should I?
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Let me take this.
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I was out teaching him
how to drive.
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The (BLEEP) you say?
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Good for you, kiddo!
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No, no.
It was not so good.
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As a matter of fact,
it was worse
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than any of us
could have imagined.
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I ruined the car!
He ruined the car?
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Not great.
Oh, my God.
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Please tell me you made
him wear a seatbelt.
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Technically,
I didn't get that far.
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Doesn't matter.
You always wear a seatbelt.
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Why?
Because of
the road pirates.
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What the hell
are road pirates?
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They're like sea pirates,
but instead of other ships,
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they plunder mid-sized
sedans and hatchbacks.
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That's right.
Without a belt,
241
00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:14,928
they'll just reach
into the window
242
00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,664
and yank you
out of the car.
243
00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,766
What are these words?
What are you teaching him
when I'm not around?
244
00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,701
The good news is,
I've officially decided
245
00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,369
I'm not ready
to drive this year.
246
00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,838
Adam, you are
my little cookie.
247
00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:27,074
My scrumptious
oatmeal-nibble man.
248
00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,743
If you're not ready
for the next three
decades, so be it.
249
00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,444
Your little cookie
thanks you, Mama.
250
00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,013
Here's a little crumb.
Mwah.
251
00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,582
Oh, I could just
eat you up.
252
00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,283
It's easy, 'cause
I'm a soft-baked cookie.
253
00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,718
Oh, nom, nom,
nom, nom, nom!
254
00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:38,919
Nom, nom, nom, nom!
255
00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:40,153
Nom, nom, nom, nom,
nom, nom, nom!
256
00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,122
Oh...
Just go!
257
00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,824
(LAUGHS) Nom, nom!
258
00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,325
What the hell
did you do, Murray?
259
00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:46,727
I finally agree with you.
260
00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,228
That kid
should never drive,
261
00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:50,363
and he should stay
your little baby forever.
262
00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,199
No! Adam needs to drive!
263
00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,167
Then what's with
the cookie business?
264
00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,569
And the road pirates?
265
00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:58,105
I spent the last five years
scaring Adam with my stories
266
00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:02,442
so he'd be
a... A super terrified,
very cautious driver.
267
00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,044
Now's the time
for you to swoop in
268
00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,446
and call him a moron
until he learns to drive.
269
00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:07,881
Wait, that's your plan?
270
00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,583
Worked perfectly
for Erica and Barry.
271
00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,418
I don't know
what went wrong here.
272
00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:14,321
I have a theory.
Your stories didn't
teach him to be cautious.
273
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,557
They just terrified a very
gullible, anxious child.
274
00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,794
No one wants your objective
opinions based on facts, Dad.
275
00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,663
We'll handle it, Al.
276
00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,732
ADULT ADAM:
With that, my parents
shut down my grandfather,
277
00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,600
who went upstairs
and bribed me to drive.
278
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,435
Okey dokey,
it's happening.
279
00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,603
We'll see you
in a few hours.
280
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,071
What?
Where are you going?
281
00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,206
To take the kid out driving,
just like we agreed.
282
00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,541
Uh, no.
283
00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,710
You had your driver's license
taken away, remember?
284
00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,679
So? Doesn't mean
I can't still drive.
285
00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,380
That's exactly
what it means.
286
00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,982
Wait, are you still driving?
287
00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:44,284
Sure. How else do you think
I get here every day?
288
00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,486
The bus. You told us
you took the bus.
289
00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,789
Why would I do that?
I got a car.
290
00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,223
Did you know
about this?
291
00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,892
Of course. We have crazy
adventures every week.
292
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,627
How do you think
we get there?
293
00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:56,063
Oh, my God, Dad!
It's not safe for you
behind the wheel!
294
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,865
You crashed
into a drive-through!
295
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,900
What crash?
It was a nudge.
296
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,468
We both know
it wasn't a nudge.
297
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,604
I nudged it.
In fact, I don't even
think I touched it.
298
00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,339
This is becoming
a whole thing.
299
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:09,276
I'm gonna rain check,
but we can pick this up
again in a few years.
300
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,178
No! No rain checks!
301
00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:14,281
Your hero Pops is gonna
teach you how to drive.
End of story!
302
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,583
ADULT ADAM: Finally!
Things are looking up.
303
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:17,785
But we're coming, too.
304
00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,853
Nope!
They sucked again.
305
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,258
It was Barry's
first day at college,
and people were noticing.
306
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,728
Turns out
being overly confident
and unembarrassable
307
00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:33,466
got him mocked in high school,
but in college, he quickly
became the life of the party.
308
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,736
Gah! It's been three hours.
Can we just go?
309
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,170
For sure. We got
a ton of stuff to do.
310
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,907
Stuff? What Stuff?
Delta Nu has a pig roast,
311
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,642
and I got invited
to a kareoga party.
312
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,078
Wait, isn't that
in your dorm?
313
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,647
Uh, yeah, but no one's going
to that weird-ass party.
314
00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,683
Yo! It's my boy Srini!
315
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:50,951
Question about
your party...
316
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,219
No, no, no!
No questions!
317
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,154
Wait, you know this girl,
Big Tasty?
318
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,488
She's my sister.
319
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,257
Ah, she sucks at first,
but you'll come to love her.
320
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,159
We're currently still
in the sucking phase.
321
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,828
Oh, my God!
What world am I living in?
322
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,629
Fine. Since you're
related to Big Tasty,
323
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,298
I'm willing to overlook
your extremely hurtful words
324
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,900
and re-invite you
to my soiree.
325
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,368
You hear that, Erica?
326
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,670
He's gonna ignore
how terrible you are.
327
00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,239
Forget it!
You can just go.
328
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,107
If some stupid party
is more important
329
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,509
than your own
flesh and blood,
then have a blast.
330
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:17,745
I will! Thanks!
331
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,346
Who wants snow cones?
332
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:23,216
Ow! Okay, now I know you're
clearly doing it on purpose!
333
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,785
ADULT ADAM:
While Erica felt burned,
334
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,820
I was the one
hoping not to crash.
335
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,722
You're doing
great, kiddo.
336
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,824
Just keep going
on Rydal Road.
337
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,593
No, Dad. Rydal Road
intersects the train tracks.
338
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,762
Wait, a train's coming?
339
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,964
No!
Maybe, maybe.
340
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,565
Look for the flashing
red lights
341
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,467
and the up-and-down-gate
thingy.
342
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,036
Oy vey, Bev.
There is no train.
343
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,339
Essie Karp's pool man thought
the same thing until... Boom!
344
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,876
His truck was T-boned
by a commuter train.
345
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,378
Now he holds the skimmer
with a homemade clamp.
346
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,679
Homemade clamp?
347
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,381
It's attached
to his shoulder.
348
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,150
He opens and shuts it
with wires
he keeps in his mouth.
349
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,753
No arm part?
Just a clamp and a shoulder?
350
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,288
Pulleys.
It works very well.
351
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,290
Wouldn't he just
choose a different career
352
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,992
if he had
a homemade clamp?
353
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,995
Skimming is his life, Murray.
It's what he knows.
354
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,696
It's what he knows!
355
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:12,165
Everything
you're saying right now
is very distracting.
356
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,467
Wait, if the clamp gets wet,
doesn't it get rusty?
357
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:18,205
Of course it gets rusty.
He works around
water and metal.
358
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,140
That's why he wears
a bag over the clamp.
359
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,410
Ah, come on, there's gotta be
a better way to clean pools
360
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,545
than a homemade clamp
with a bag over it.
361
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:26,880
He's a very
determined man!
362
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,748
Please drop it already.
363
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,250
You know he cleans
gutters in the fall?
364
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,252
He just swaps in a scooper
for the clamp.
365
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,954
Scoop?
What kind of scooper?
(LAUGHS)
366
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,656
He scoops
with a homemade ladle.
367
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,859
He scoops out
all the gutters.
368
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,428
So he's scooping gutters
with a homemade ladle?
369
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,496
He scoops and skims!
You expect me
to believe that?
370
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,966
He scoops in the fall
and skims in the summer!
Scoops and skims.
371
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,734
* So, come on
372
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:52,739
* Take a bottle, shake it up
373
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:58,345
* Break the bubble,
break it up
374
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,313
CROWD: (MUFFLED)
* Pour some sugar on me
375
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,483
Enough with the sugar
and the pouring!
Turn it down!
376
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,886
Wow, you're, like,
really harshing on
Def Leppard right now.
377
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,188
I can't believe
you're actually going
to that dumb party.
378
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,957
Totally, and I'm, like,
super bummed
379
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,491
you're not
gonna be there.
380
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,493
Well, you don't have
to be sarcastic about it.
381
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,596
I'm, like, not.
This is just how I talk.
382
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,465
Okay, screw this!
383
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,201
There's no way I'll let
my brother be better
at college than me.
384
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,838
It's time to show 'em
how it's done.
385
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:29,542
* I once was lost
386
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,644
ADULT ADAM:
So Erica would
prove she could kill it,
387
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:34,381
by literally murdering
all the fun out of the party.
388
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:41,188
* ...was blind,
but now I see *
389
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,859
(MAN COUGHS)
390
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,562
Okay!
391
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:53,000
Let's keep this party going!
Who's up next?
392
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,567
I was gonna
sing The Go-Go's,
393
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,004
but I didn't realize this
party is religious-themed.
394
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,538
What? No. (CHUCKLES)
395
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,273
That's just a beautiful song
that showcases my voice.
396
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,209
Oh.
Job well done, then.
397
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,244
Oh, she's not being mean.
That's just how she talks.
398
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,613
No, this time, it was
totally meant to be mean.
399
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,847
(GASPS)
400
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,483
Come on, Erica,
don't go! Come on.
401
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,886
What's the point?
I can't win here.
402
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,454
What am I supposed to do?
403
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,924
Use your stupid
bag of college?
This is nuts.
404
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,858
Hey, mon,
I'm Barry Goldberg.
405
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,193
I have
a see-through dog,
406
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,129
and I ride a unicycle
with a stick.
407
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,131
Or how about
a Snoopy snow cone
408
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,299
while I strap on
breakdancing pants
409
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,735
and wear this captain's hat
for some reason?
410
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,904
Okay, when you use them
all at once,
you just look silly.
411
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,572
(CLATTERS)
Don't you get it, dude?
412
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,342
No one likes me here.
I don't even like me here.
413
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,178
Then it's time you
show them the Erica
we all knew back home.
414
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,981
How? High school
was so easy.
415
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,050
I didn't even have to try
to make friends.
416
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,318
I get it.
It's new, and it's scary.
417
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,520
But I guarantee, if you
put yourself out there,
418
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,589
everyone will love
the real Erica Goldberg.
419
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,425
How do I introduce everyone
to the real me?
420
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,527
Mmm, I got a plan.
421
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,596
MURRAY: So he's scooping.
BEVERLY: He scoops.
422
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,199
MURRAY: I'm sorry,
what's you're saying,
science fiction!
423
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,900
You just made
all this crap up.
424
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,769
I didn't. I...
Oh, yeah, you did.
425
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,371
I'm not that creative.
426
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,940
Oh, yeah, scooping
with a ladle, I'd argue,
is very creative.
427
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,841
Listen, listen.
Listen to me.
428
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,643
Please drop it already!
429
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,913
It's doubters like you
that make him want
to skim harder.
430
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,382
ADULT ADAM:
Turns out Pops was right.
431
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,450
My dad's nagging pressure
to make me drive,
432
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,087
coupled with my mom's
constant car-safety stories,
433
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,189
weren't exactly prepping me
for the road.
434
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,856
I was in full panic mode.
435
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,959
Stop talking about
clamps and pool men.
436
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,760
Here come the train tracks.
What do I do?
437
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:28,996
Just drive, moron.
438
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,098
He's right. I am a moron.
Grab the wheel.
439
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:34,968
No! Ignore your dad
and the pool-guy story.
440
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:38,038
I don't see flashing lights
or gates lowering.
What if it's broken?
441
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,107
Just punch it, kiddo.
442
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,010
Balls!
443
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,848
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
You did it!
444
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:49,949
He did it!
445
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,651
I did it!
You were right, Pops.
446
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:52,986
This whole driving thing
isn't so...
447
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,621
(TIRES SCREECHING)
448
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:03,396
Well, that was a little more
than a nudge.
449
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,669
ADULT ADAM: Pops was
an excellent driving teacher.
450
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,239
Unfortunately,
I was not a great student.
451
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,675
Surprising amount of paperwork
for a tiny, little nudge.
452
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,277
Dad, we T-boned a cop.
453
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,446
And you told him to stop
making a big deal out of it.
454
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,315
I think that cop had
something going on at home.
455
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,316
**
456
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:26,186
Okay,
first things first.
457
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,721
Give me your keys, Al.
No more driving.
458
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,558
How is this on me?
Adam was behind the wheel.
459
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,561
You know how it works.
It's the circle of driving.
460
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,330
Somebody loses a license,
someone gets a license.
461
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,699
Or, Pops keeps driving,
'cause I'm not.
462
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,768
See? The circle of driving
ends with me.
463
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,870
The circle of driving
does not end with you.
464
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,638
Or...
465
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,440
Pops keeps driving,
'cause I'm not.
466
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,076
See? The circle of driving
ends with me.
467
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,710
You can't end
the circle of driving.
468
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,845
Oh, I just did!
The circle is complete!
469
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:56,783
Listen, Cookie Bite.
I know
you're scared to drive.
470
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,118
But you shouldn't be.
471
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:02,589
Truth is, I might've
slightly exaggerated
472
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,191
the safety of
the highways and byways,
473
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,459
just to make sure
you were safe.
474
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,428
So I won't stall out
on train tracks
475
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,197
and end up cleaning pools
with my face?
476
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,665
Not if you get
regular oil changes
and fill up your car...
477
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,301
Beverly.
Sorry.
478
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,968
Train tracks are fine.
479
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,804
Murray?
What about you?
480
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,905
What about me?
481
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,607
Well,
maybe you apologize
482
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,009
for always calling
the kid a moron.
483
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,611
(GRUMBLES)
484
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:30,217
Aw. That's the nicest sound
you ever made at me.
485
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,652
Even morons can drive.
486
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,521
Especially you.
487
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,389
**
488
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,559
Um, hey.
489
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,628
I thought we could
keep kareoga going.
490
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,263
Um, we're good,
Whitney Houston.
491
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,932
Look, I just wanted
people to like me.
492
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:49,269
Then, when they didn't,
I acted judgey and showed off.
493
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,838
Maybe I can
make up for it?
494
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,374
Okay.
495
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,177
Hey, everybody,
I'm Erica.
496
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,748
I'm also
Big Tasty's sister.
497
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,651
ALL: (CHEERING) Big Tasty!
Mmm-hmm.
498
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:08,054
Anyway, I hear part of kareoga
is singing along,
499
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,157
so join in if you want.
500
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,659
(PLAYING
POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME)
501
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,731
* Love is like a bomb, baby,
come on, get it on
502
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,668
* Livin' like a lover
with a radar phone
503
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,637
* Lookin' like a tramp,
like a video vamp
504
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:28,275
* I'm a demolition woman,
will you be my man
505
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,213
(GUITAR STRUMMING)
506
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,048
**
507
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,750
Hey, Pops?
Got a second?
508
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,186
Sure thing, kiddo.
509
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,988
Listen, I was thinking...
510
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,890
Maybe Mom and Dad
are right.
511
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,826
Maybe it's time
for you to stop driving.
512
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,195
For real this time.
513
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,263
Your parents
put you up to this?
514
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,065
No. This time,
it's coming from me.
515
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,068
I know Mom drilled car safety
into my head and all,
516
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,172
but I think, in your case,
you really should listen.
517
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,841
Adam, I can't
just stop driving.
518
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:05,478
I mean, how are we gonna go
on all our crazy adventures?
519
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,114
Easy. I'll drive us.
You?
520
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:12,051
If getting my license
means I get to keep
hanging out with you,
521
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,553
then I'm all in.
522
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,656
You'd do that for me?
523
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,758
Then I guess
these are yours now.
524
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,928
(KEYS JINGLING)
525
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,230
(CLATTERS)
526
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,298
I'll work on that.
Come here.
527
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,868
ADULT ADAM: And with that,
the circle of driving
was finally complete.
528
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,804
ERICA: * Shake it up
529
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:37,277
* Break the bubble,
break it up
530
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:41,348
ALL:
* Pour some sugar on me
531
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,082
* In the name of love
532
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:46,353
* Pour some sugar on me
533
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,955
* Come on, fire me up
534
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,490
ADULT ADAM:
There's nothing harder in life
535
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,991
than facing
what scares you most.
536
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,893
Sometimes you just need
a little nudge
537
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,195
to get behind the wheel
and hit the gas.
538
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,664
Drive safe, moron.
539
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,799
And when your family's
along for the ride,
540
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,702
nothing you can't do,
nowhere you can't go.
541
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:03,970
ERICA: * Listen
542
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,373
* Red light, yellow light,
green-alight, go
543
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,975
* Sweet dream, saccharine,
loosen up
544
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,645
ADULT ADAM: That magic night,
Erica finally found
her place at college.
545
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,682
And I found that history
had a way of repeating itself.
546
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,584
I know you're bummed
about giving up driving,
547
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,852
so I thought this place
would cheer you up.
548
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,522
**
549
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,291
You know me well, kiddo.
550
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,158
Oh, hell no!
551
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,661
We're going
to the Spaghetti Warehouse
across the street.
552
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,397
Don't even look
at this place.
553
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:34,467
ALL:
* Pour some sugar on me
554
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,403
* Oh, in the name of love
555
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,506
* Pour some sugar on me
556
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,742
ADULT ADAM: In the end,
all it takes is finding
the courage to crank it up,
557
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,278
hit the road,
and keep on driving.
558
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,281
* I'm hot, sticky sweet
559
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:51,418
* From my head to my feet,
yeah
560
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,120
(POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME
PLAYING)
561
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:58,190
* Take a bottle, shake it up
562
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,492
(DINGS)
563
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,830
* Break the bubble
564
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,735
(WATER RUNNING)
565
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,102
(GASPS)
566
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,171
Happy birthday!
What do you want
for breakfast?
567
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,205
Privacy!
568
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,174
Oh, please.
569
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,076
Don't forget
to wash your bottom.
570
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,278
**
571
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,713
(WATER RUNNING)
572
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,749
(GASPS)
Happy birthday, Schmoo.
573
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,250
What do you want
for breakfast?
574
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:26,453
How's about
some pancake dippers?
575
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,690
Don't forget
to wash your bottom.
ADAM: On it!
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