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ADULT ADAM: Ah, the '80s.
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Back then,
the economy was booming.
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Everyone wanted a piece of it.
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The clothes
were loud and shiny.
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The phones
were big and silly.
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And the movie that best
captured all that decadence
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was Wall Street.
(HORN HONKS)
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It was a tale of rich guys
getting richer,
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and no one loved it
more than my Uncle Marvin.
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He made it his life mission
to teach us
his favorite motto,
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"Greed is good".
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That's right. Cadillac.
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The "Cadillac of Cars".
Whoa!
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I'm a real stock broker now
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inspired
by the loveable character
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that Michael Douglas plays
in the movie Wall Street.
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Check out my shoulder pads.
Feel that power.
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Wow.
Do you like that?
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So soft,
but so commanding.
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I can set you up
with my shoulder pad guy.
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My shoulders have always been
my problem area.
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Then let me teach you
the secrets
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of becoming a rich
Wall Street titan.
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No, no, no.
Do not listen to him.
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You don't even know
what we're talking about!
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Oh, let me guess.
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Cutting corners and stupid
get-rich-quick schemes.
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Wrong!
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We're talking about
cutting corners
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and smart
get-rich-quick schemes.
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Barry, whatever this
moron says, do the opposite.
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(SCOFFS) You really
going to do the opposite
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of the guy who has a toe ring
on every single toe?
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Doesn't matter.
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My dad'll never let me
play the stocks.
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I already promised him
I'd become a stupid doctor
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so I could help save
people's stupid lives.
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Please. You want
tacky wood paneling
or classy gold spray paint?
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But Murray says
becoming a doctor
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is the smartest decision
of my life.
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You sound crazy
right now.
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It takes eight years
to become a doctor.
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I can make that
kind of cheddar
in eight seconds.
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That sounds right.
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Everything sounds right with
your hair slicked back, baby.
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Screw medicine!
Screw it!
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I hereby renounce my dreams
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for whatever it is
that got you that suit.
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Exactly! What has medicine
ever done for anybody?
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You, my son,
are ready for these.
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(CHUCKLES)
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How do I look?
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Rich.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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And a little crazy,
I'm not going to lie.
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Cuckoo!
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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ADULT ADAM:
It was Thanksgiving,
1980-something...
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The day that my universe would
literally change forever.
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E.T. the video game?
Wow!
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Oh, sweet
glorious balls!
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It's the commercial
for the new E.T. game.
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I love you, Atari!
You are a God!
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Are girls still a thing
for boys in high school?
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Remember this moment, Pops.
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After today,
our lives change forever.
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Different things
excite us.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
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ADULT ADAM: As I prepared
for the arrival of E.T.,
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Erica had just landed home
from college.
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Brace yourself, Geoff.
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I don't know which direction
my mom's coming at me,
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but she's coming in hard.
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Huh.
Schmoopaloo! Oh!
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Where did she come from?
I was looking
that exact direction.
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Oh, my baby's finally home
from college
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and back in my loving arms.
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So loving and strong.
I'm sorry.
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It's just this
is the best thing
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that's ever happened
to me in, like, ever.
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Glad to see
you're in such a good mood.
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Usually at Thanksgiving,
you're a frazzled,
gravy-stained mess.
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Well, not this year.
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The "Bevolution"
has begun, baby!
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Bevo-what?
My journey of change
and personal growth.
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Surely you've heard of it.
It's a very big deal.
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I've been busy with school
and getting into
college and stuff.
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Mmm. Well, this year,
Turkey Day is all about
taking it easy.
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So, you're not going to cook
for days without sleep
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and then break down crying
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because your ungrateful
children won't help?
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That me is dead and gone.
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This year, I've invited
50 people over for pot luck.
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I heard Coach is bringing
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his famous protein-packed
string beans.
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I have to eat
the Coach's food?
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I'm very depressed now.
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He can bring
whatever he wants.
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ADULT ADAM: Yep.
It'd be a casual
Thanksgiving for my mom.
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But not for my sister,
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who came home
with a whole lot of baggage.
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Take a break, Geoff.
I really have to talk to you.
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Oh, come on! I've only
been here for two minutes!
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Thanks for ruining my life,
Erica!
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Okay, what's happening
right now?
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We both know what's happening.
You're dumping me. I knew it.
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What? Why would
you think that?
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It's Thanksgiving break.
It's when people come home
from college
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and break up with
their high school sweetheart.
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It's a rite of passage.
They call it
the "Turkey Drop".
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Listen you big idiot,
I love you.
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I'm not dumping you.
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Yes! Love wins!
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No, Geoff.
Stop unpacking and listen.
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Oh, sorry, yeah.
What... What was
the serious talk about?
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Nothing much.
I'm just in crippling
credit-card debt.
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What? Who would give you
a credit card?
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You're completely
irresponsible.
I know!
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I was just walking to class,
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and there was this booth
with this really friendly dude
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who said if I'd
fill out this form
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then I would get a credit card
and a really cute beach tote.
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So, what do you owe?
Nothing to freak out over.
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$3,000?
At 33% interest?
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I know...
Pretty good, right?
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Oh, God, no!
You are completely clueless.
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But I love you.
Don't break up with me.
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Relax. I have a plan,
but I need your help.
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Whatever you need.
Okay.
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You coldly dump me
in front of my mom
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and then I run into her arms
crying my eyes out,
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thereby
lowering her defenses
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that when I ask for the money,
she has to say "Yes".
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Wait, so we are
breaking up?
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Yes, but not for real.
But it'll feel real to me.
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I'm too sensitive
for this bull crap.
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Seriously, Geoff?
If you can't be there
for me in a time of need,
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then why are we
even together?
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Oh, God, now you're
actually breaking up with me!
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Never mind. I'll just
figure it out on my own.
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On your own, like,
as a single woman,
on your own?
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No! God!
Wha!
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ADULT ADAM: While my sister
was trying to figure out
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how to get out of debt,
my brother was going
to get rich quick
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in my uncle's boiler room.
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Welcome to Wall Street,
gentlemen.
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I'm sure that Barry
has filled you in
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on the basics of our little
business endeavor.
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He told us we could triple
our money in three days.
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I can't make any promises.
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But what I can do is promise
that it will happen for sure.
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No question!
I like those odds.
Cough it up, JTP!
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JTP.
JTP.
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JTP.
Boom! Nest egg, baby!
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1,000 bucks?
My entire inheritance
from Aunt Rose.
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What?
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She left me nothing, man.
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I let her take my arm
to walk to the car once...
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Doesn't matter. All right.
Let's get rich.
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What am I doing, huh?
I'm pacing, right?
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Stockbrokers
never stand still.
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They're like
sharks on cocaine.
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What you want
is a dollop of gel.
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This is your phone!
Always scream into your phone!
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It makes you sound scary
and important!
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Make sure you can't see
fingers at all.
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Fire my secretary!
Hire a secretary!
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Well, how was
your weekend, Claude?
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Every hair must be in place,
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because if not,
it shows weakness.
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If you're gonna
work the floor,
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you got to know
the hand signals.
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Buy... Sell...
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Short the stock.
Long the stock.
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Shred the evidence.
I will fight all of you.
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Why'd you let the Feds
into my office?
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Call my wife.
Tell her that I'm sorry.
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Please don't send me to jail.
I will rat out everyone!
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Good? Whoo!
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Hey, Marvin, is that
your Cadillac in the driveway?
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Saw a couple of hobos
scraping up the gold
with a pocket knife.
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Get the hell
away from the...
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Where are the hobos?
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There are no hobos.
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Whatever harebrained scheme
you're up to,
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I want Barry out of it.
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I am just trying
to teach your son
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how to be like Charlie Sheen
from the movie Wall Street.
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He betrays his father
and goes to prison
in that movie.
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Thanks for blowing
the ending!
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Barry finally made
a good decision
to be a doctor.
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I'm not going to
let you ruin it
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with one of
your bonehead rackets.
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My "rackets"
are not boneheaded.
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Oh, yeah?
How about formal pajamas?
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Baby college?
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Powdered yogurt?
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Dogs for dogs?
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Foot mittens?
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Spoons made out of meat?
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Airplanes
that just drive?
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Ground planes
was a good idea.
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That's called a bus!
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Clearly,
I know what I'm doing
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or else Barry wouldn't
trust me with
his life inheritance.
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Lucky for Barry,
I don't trust you.
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Ground planes
was a good idea.
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ADULT ADAM: As my dad
was sabotaging
Barry's new career,
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my sister was about to
work our mom for some cash.
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Did you know
there's a wonderful
parade on Thanksgiving?
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Seriously, why have I been
torturing myself
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every year at Thanksgiving
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when it is so much easier
to let Virginia Kremp
do everything?
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Bevy, do you have
another pan?
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I think we're crowding
the carrots.
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You got this, Ginzy.
VIRGINIA: I really don't!
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This is the best
Thanksgiving ever!
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It's not.
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Me and Geoff had a fight.
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Ooh, is he
going to get it!
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No, no, no.
Don't bring it up to him.
Just take my word for it.
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I can't actually
stir the gravy
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and baste the bird
at the same time.
Can't do it.
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Point is, I could really
use your love
and help right now.
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Can't do it. Only one woman.
You name it, Schmoopy.
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Whatever I can do,
I'm here for you.
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Maybe...
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(SOFTLY ) Give me $3,000
so I can pay off
my credit-card debt?
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$3,000?
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Who the hell would give you
a credit card?
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(NORMAL VOICE)
I know I messed up,
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but you can't be mad,
because my heart still hurts
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from that fight
I mentioned earlier.
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Oh! Oh!
Mommy, please.
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Rescue your little squishy,
snuggly shmoopie-woopie
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from the mean money man.
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No way!
I just picked up
a whole pan of hot yams
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without oven mitts!
Erica,
you spent the money.
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00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,295
That means you got
to figure out a way
to pay it back.
241
00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:16,664
But you're supposed
to bail me out
242
00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,265
and I learn
some stupid life lesson
243
00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,700
and we both
go on our merry ways.
244
00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,802
If I bail you out,
you'll never learn a lesson.
245
00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,771
Viva la Bevolution!
246
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,439
Oh! Oh,
sweet buttered corn!
247
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,175
Keep going, Ginzy.
I believe in you.
248
00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,211
Beverly, please! Beverly!
I really hate
the Bevolution.
249
00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,713
VIRGINIA: This is your home!
250
00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,816
Geoff, stop organizing
my tapes.
251
00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:37,350
Did it work?
No!
252
00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,820
Can you believe my mom
didn't just hand over $3,000?
253
00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,354
Maybe I can help.
I'm pretty good with money.
254
00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:43,223
You have money? I need money.
Can I have your money?
255
00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,492
Well, it's from my Bar Mitzvah
and it's kind of for college.
256
00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,494
It's perfect.
I'm in college.
257
00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:50,030
Yeah, I... I guess I can
go down to the bank
with my mom
258
00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,032
so she can co-sign
the withdrawal and...
259
00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,134
Please. We know
that Linda will be
a big jerk and say, "No".
260
00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,236
Right. She's the worst!
I'll never forgive
her for this!
261
00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,005
Are you just agreeing with me
so I don't dump you?
262
00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,708
No! Yes! I don't know!
I'm totally freaking out, man.
263
00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,442
I just sold out
my own mother so fast!
264
00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,678
I should be the one
freaking out, Geoff.
I'm so screwed.
265
00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,947
Well, on the bright side,
at least you didn't sink
all your money
266
00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,248
into some investment scam
like Barry.
267
00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,250
Investment scam.
What investment scam?
268
00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,385
Oh, no! Please don't join
your uncle's illicit
"Boiler Room".
269
00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,787
They have a boiler room?
Where?
270
00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,322
In your basement,
next to the actual boiler.
271
00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,891
Sweet!
All I have to do
is get a credit card,
272
00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,326
take out a cash advance,
273
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,328
and get in on my uncle's
shady get-rich scheme.
274
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,996
Oh! I love you.
275
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,932
(SIGHS)
276
00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,201
All right,
JTP minus Geoff.
277
00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:29,469
ALL: JTP minus Geoff!
278
00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,905
Now that insane riches
shall be showered upon us,
279
00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:34,942
it is crucial we make smart
decisions on how to spend it.
280
00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,910
I'm going to do that
"Duck Tales" thing
281
00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,879
where I dive into
a mountain of gold coins.
282
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,748
I can't decide
whether I want a bidet
283
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,750
or a butler
who will do bidet stuff.
284
00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:43,784
That's a private
decision, bro.
285
00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,385
Big news, fellas.
286
00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:48,121
I pooled all of your cash
into this perfect investment.
287
00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:51,158
It's an electronics company,
and they sell
computer thingies.
288
00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,092
Score!
Wall Street!
289
00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,261
Dow Jones!
I'm not done, yet.
290
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:58,799
As of this morning, our stock
has gone up 25 points.
291
00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:00,768
Is that good or terrible?
292
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,035
Tell us how to feel.
293
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,370
We quadrupled our money.
We're rich!
294
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,673
ALL: We're rich,
we're rich, we're rich!
295
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,375
Except for Barry.
Because your dad
pulled the check out,
296
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,710
you get squat.
What?
297
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,712
Most of us are rich,
most of us are rich!
298
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,014
This is insane.
How could you just
turn your back on me?
299
00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,616
I guess 'cause
we're millionaires
now and you're not.
300
00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:19,753
Yeah, we just don't have
that much in common
anymore, you know.
301
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,055
But this literally
just happened.
302
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,324
Chin up, bud. I'm always
going to be your uncle.
303
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,894
I mean, I may not see you as
much now that I'm rich as God
304
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,796
and you're just some
middle-class piece of garbage.
305
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,530
My dad is so dead!
306
00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:31,799
Can you not do that?
307
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,100
We don't scream
now that we're rich.
308
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,737
I'm middle class!
309
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,806
(SOBBING LOUDLY)
310
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,979
ADULT ADAM: After buttering up
my mom had failed,
311
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,982
it was time for my sister
to solve the problem herself.
312
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,518
Hi. Are you headed into
First National Bank?
313
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:52,986
Um, yeah?
314
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,088
Because I can literally
save you tens of seconds
315
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,557
by handling all your
important banking matters
316
00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:58,792
right here
at this folding table.
317
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,928
9th National Bank?
Is that a thing?
318
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,595
It sure is.
We may be ninth,
319
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,698
but we always put
our customers first
at this bank.
320
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,466
Not actually a bank,
not FDIC insured.
321
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,635
Doesn't matter.
I need a credit card,
and I need one fast.
322
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,871
Normally, it takes
about two weeks.
323
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,707
But I can see you're not here
for any weird reason.
324
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,275
Definitely not.
So what's your name?
325
00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,378
It's...uh...
326
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,480
See, people don't
normally pause this much
327
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,115
on the most basic
question there is.
328
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,184
It's Beverly.
Beverly Goldberg.
329
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,820
Perfect, Beverly.
One moment, please.
330
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:28,856
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
331
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:43,904
Beverly, I have great news.
Your credit is excelente,
332
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,873
so I just need to see
a photo ID.
333
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,743
Yeah, um, it's...
334
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,981
Hurry up, please.
Oh, there it is.
335
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,448
MAN: Well, your thumb
is over the first name,
336
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,150
but I can see your last name
is Goldberg,
337
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,551
so let's get you
that credit card.
338
00:11:58,618 --> 00:11:59,920
Great! Great!
339
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:02,489
Uh, and I would like
to take a cash advance
340
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,257
made out to Erica Goldberg.
341
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,826
Whatever you need,
Beverly.
342
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,327
(SPEAKS SPANISH) Bueno.
343
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,129
This is it, Dad.
344
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,298
E.T. the Video Game
has landed.
345
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,200
Go away.
I knew you'd say that,
346
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,903
which is why I made a yummy
trail of Reese's Pieces
347
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,071
to distract you
while I play.
348
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,173
Damn it, you're making me
bend down.
349
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,775
But I can't stop!
350
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,443
(LAUGHS)
351
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,413
ADULT ADAM: This was it...
352
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,082
The moment the blockbuster
met a legendary game maker.
353
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,184
Look at these
awesome graphics, Lucky.
354
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,653
Classic Atari.
Let's do this.
355
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,489
Dude, look at E.T.
go... Slowly.
356
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,025
He's moving slowly.
357
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,492
Oop, fell
in a little pit there.
358
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,128
No big deal.
I'll get him out.
359
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,130
Mmm. Damn it!
360
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,331
Balls!
361
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,133
Seriously!
362
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,134
Not again!
363
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,768
How is E.T.
supposed to get home
364
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,137
if he keeps falling
in these pits?
365
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,973
I just died in the pit.
E.T. is dead.
366
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:56,109
Oh! None of this
is from the movie!
367
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,345
Father, I've come
for the money you owe me.
368
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,647
I'll take it
in thousand dollar bills. Go!
369
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:04,818
What's this about?
Marvin's stock went through
the roof and I got jack!
370
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,653
Well, I did not
see that coming.
371
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:09,156
Well, even a broken clock
is right twice a day.
372
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,624
This has nothing to do
with telling time!
373
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:14,194
Look, I only took your check
'cause I was trying
to protect you.
374
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,528
From what?
375
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,065
Having an amazing life
with a personal sandwich chef
376
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,799
and a top hat
made of diamonds?
377
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,235
Trust me, you don't want
to live the crazy life
of Marvin.
378
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,271
Oh, your boring old life
is so great.
379
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,106
I got no complaints.
You should!
380
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,508
All you do is take off
your pants, watch TV,
381
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,377
and raise a bunch
of ungrateful, awful kids.
382
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,345
You're one
of those ungrateful kids.
383
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,347
You're insulting yourself,
you moron!
384
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:38,518
Point is, last thing
I want is some
pathetic life like yours.
385
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,388
So that's how you feel.
386
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,390
Fine. Here.
387
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,460
Take it.
And to think I was gonna
buy the Eagles
388
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,429
and let you kick
a field goal every game.
389
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,132
BARRY: Make me rich!
390
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,734
Big Tasty's back in, baby!
Hope it's not too late.
391
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,036
So you don't make
$100 million,
392
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,871
you make $50,
does it even matter?
393
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,006
It does not!
394
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,574
Make me rich!
That is $500.
395
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,710
Can you turn that into $3,000
in, like, 5 hours?
396
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,879
Sure. If there's anything
I know about stocks,
397
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,280
it's that they're
always going up, right?
398
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,448
Um, I don't think you
understand the basics
399
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,217
of how the economy works.
Bup-bup!
400
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,252
So what's this awesome company
that we're investing in?
401
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,754
They sell these electronic
computer thingies.
402
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,189
And what exactly
are the "thingies"?
403
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,891
They're called Ataris,
404
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,061
and that's Japanese
for "Sure Thing".
405
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,163
Yeah, hello,
buy all the Atari stock.
406
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,165
Do it!
Thank you, Jessica.
407
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:28,168
Atari? Why does that sound
so familiar?
408
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,438
And in financial news,
Atari stock has taken a hit
409
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,474
due to weak sales
of its E.T. video game.
410
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,143
This is not good.
411
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,545
Legend says they're burying
all the unsold copies
in the desert.
412
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,514
Why didn't you tell us
about that game, nerd?
413
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,051
It is literally
all I've been talking about!
414
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:45,718
You know we don't listen
when you speak.
415
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,888
She's right.
This is all your fault.
Get him!
416
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,590
ERICA: Now I owe
even more money.
417
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,125
How could you
let me do this, Geoff?
418
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,161
Me? All I wanted
was to stay together,
419
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,096
but what's the point?
420
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,730
Your credit's in the crapper.
Now we'll never afford
a starter home.
421
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,532
Starter home?
422
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,534
I thought we were
going to live in the city
for a few years.
423
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,336
You know,
mattress on the floor
like young starving artists.
424
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,939
We can't even afford
a bed frame?
That's no life!
425
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,074
I'm going to be
an ophthalmologist.
426
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,575
I need
a good night's sleep.
427
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,177
Oh, so you're just going
to put your work above me?
428
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,811
Your head is always
at the office, Geoffrey.
429
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,047
Why are you making me choose?
I put in the hours for you!
430
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,983
Hey, he's right, Erica.
He works hard.
431
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,150
Get off his back.
432
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,751
Do not side with him.
433
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,421
Because of you, I had to take
out a Mexican credit card
434
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,255
in my mom's name.
435
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,857
You did what?
Mom! Hi!
436
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,326
Before you get mad,
437
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,694
just remember that the new
Beverly is super chill
438
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,462
and doesn't mix in
when her kids screw up.
439
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:33,100
Oh, you mixed me right in
when you stole my identity!
440
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,567
That's only because
my dopey uncle
441
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,070
promised me riches in a fast
and unrealistic way.
442
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,239
How dare you disparage
my good name.
443
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,607
I run a reputable
boiler room
444
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,475
in the basement
with a teenage clientele.
445
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,177
You know what?
I don't have to
explain myself to you.
446
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,345
I am so out of here!
447
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,048
No! No!
Nobody leaves!
448
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,650
It is
Thanks-(BLEEP)-giving!
449
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:52,952
Hi.
450
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,254
Things sounded kind
of tense in here,
451
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,256
so we figured
we'd wait it out.
452
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,529
ADULT ADAM:
Our potluck Thanksgiving
had finally arrived.
453
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,397
And in true
Goldberg tradition,
454
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,299
it was not off
to a great start.
455
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,235
VIRGINIA: Yoo-hoo!
(GLASS CLINKS)
456
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,769
Why don't we
go around the table
457
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,272
and everyone say one thing
that you're thankful for.
458
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,774
Can someone send
some turkey to the foyer?
459
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:18,211
I'm thankful my daughter
hasn't changed at all
460
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,579
since going to college.
461
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,748
She's still the same
as she's always been.
462
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,882
Aw!
463
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,917
Shady and selfish.
464
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,020
Shellfish?
We're having shellfish?
465
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,821
What kind of Thanksgiving
is this?
466
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:32,359
Well, I'm thankful for my mom,
who abandoned me,
467
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,161
which is why I went
to my ridiculous uncle.
468
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,628
Well,
I'm thankful for Murray,
469
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,165
who taught his kids
to disrespect me
470
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,532
as much as he does!
471
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,901
Well, I am thankful
for my moron brother,
472
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:45,705
who derailed my son's future
in less than 12 hours!
473
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,175
Please don't turn this
fun tradition into something
ugly and spiteful.
474
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,709
Well, I'm thankful
for my father,
475
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,944
who wants me to be lame
and boring like him.
476
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,914
Please!
And I'm thankful
for my idiot son,
477
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,583
who insults me to my core
478
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,318
even though I'm just
trying to help him.
479
00:16:58,385 --> 00:16:59,986
And I'm thankful...
Shut up!
480
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:03,256
Did you really think I was not
going to find out about that?
481
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,325
(INDISTINCT ARGUING)
482
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,862
Oh, no, the giant man
is eating all the turkey!
483
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,364
It never even got to me!
484
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,266
This is why I don't
invite you anywhere!
485
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,868
You know I need a constant
stream of protein!
486
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,804
Somebody
say something nice now!
487
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,239
Happy Thanks...
(GRUNTS)
488
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,308
Go around the back.
489
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,942
Something... Something's
blocking the door.
490
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:26,045
It's me!
Go around!
491
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,348
ADULT ADAM:
There, in the clatter
of everybody arguing,
492
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,982
my family started to realize
493
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,086
perhaps they had forgotten
the things that matter most.
494
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:38,091
Lucky for my sister,
not everyone did that day.
495
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,226
Geoff, what is this?
496
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,593
My Bar Mitzvah money.
497
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,229
It should be enough
to pay your mom back.
498
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,831
Wow, you'd do that for me?
499
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,599
Of course.
500
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,368
Erica, I want to
take care of you
for the rest of our lives.
501
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,503
And I want to
take care of you.
502
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,572
Which is why
I can't take this.
503
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:53,840
Seriously?
504
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,143
I'm not going to have
someone bail me out again.
505
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,877
It's up to me to fix it.
506
00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:01,514
I mean, if my mom
can become a better person,
then so can I.
507
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,384
Wow.
That's really responsible
508
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,886
and kind of strange to hear
coming out of your mouth.
509
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,988
But I like it.
510
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,124
Yeah, I do, too.
511
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,827
For the record,
512
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,397
I'd do the whole mattress
on the floor thing for you.
513
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:21,401
For the record, I'm never
breaking up with you.
514
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,903
* And I think it's gonna
be a long, long time *
515
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:28,208
ADULT ADAM: That day,
Erica realized it was time
to stand on her own.
516
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,577
And after everything,
517
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,413
my dad was ready to step up
to lend Marvin a hand.
518
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,483
Hey.
519
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,151
I took a hit on my stock,
520
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,687
so I figured
I'd pawn my hub cabs.
521
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,755
* Rocket man, burning out
his fuse up here alone *
522
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,257
Don't. Here.
523
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,929
What, do you want
to play the market?
524
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,499
Keep it.
Happy Thanksgiving.
525
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,867
Mur-Man...
526
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,669
Oh, thank you!
527
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,239
Oh, thank you so much!
Thank you.
528
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:02,175
ADULT ADAM: In that moment,
my brother saw
that the best life
529
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:05,712
wasn't necessarily
the flashiest life.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
530
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,580
Whoa.
531
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,517
Did you just bail out
Uncle Marvin?
532
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:14,187
Yeah, he's family.
It's... It's what we do.
533
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,456
Well, I don't want
to be the guy
534
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:17,890
who you always
have to bail out.
535
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,260
Who do you want to be?
536
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,529
You.
537
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,665
* Till touch down brings
me round again to find
538
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,968
* I'm not the man
they think I am at home
539
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,371
* Oh, no, no, no
540
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,740
I think
this belongs to you.
541
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,277
"9th National Bank".
542
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,712
You should cut it up,
like, immediately.
543
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,748
Well, that would
be a start.
I know.
544
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,884
Which is why I'm going to take
a work-study to pay you back.
545
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,954
And I'm sure it'll take
a long time for you
to forgive me,
546
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,356
but I promise...
547
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,224
I forgive you.
548
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,960
Really?
I know what I said.
549
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,628
The thing is,
550
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,665
I'm always going to want
to swoop in and save you.
551
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,199
But I think we both know,
in the end,
552
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,968
it doesn't help
either of us.
553
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,036
I'm proud of you, Mom.
554
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,273
You're really trying
to change.
555
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,040
Kind of makes me
want to change, too.
556
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,842
You know, this whole thing
has made me think
557
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,245
maybe there are some things
in this family
558
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,980
that should never
be touched.
559
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,515
Like what?
560
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,384
* And I think it's gonna be
a long long time *
561
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:20,787
ADULT ADAM: And so,
we went back
to our usual Thanksgiving.
562
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:23,990
When I think back to my family
sitting around that table,
563
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,526
everyone together
happy and healthy...
564
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:29,762
Those were the best times
of my life.
565
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,666
Truth is,
I couldn't see it then,
566
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,202
but those are
the richest memories
I'm most thankful for.
567
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,605
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
568
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,344
**
569
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,685
Yeah! (LAUGHS)
570
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,189
Oh, hello, Miss Goldberg.
Back for another credit card?
571
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,826
Perhaps a small business loan?
I know you're good for it.
572
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,761
Cut the crap.
You and I both know
573
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,163
that I'm not Beverly
and you're not a legit bank.
574
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,033
Cancel this account.
Of course.
I'd be delighted to.
575
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,901
Ohh. Little snaff here.
576
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,471
Uh, you opened this
with 9th National.
577
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,440
As you can see,
that's not us.
578
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,241
Do what she says now!
579
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:16,776
Mom, I thought you said
580
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,845
that you weren't gonna
swoop in and save me anymore.
581
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:21,314
I know. But Mama's name
is on that card,
582
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,282
so Mama's gonna take
this one last ride.
583
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,752
Okay, I can see
that you mean business.
584
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,821
And, unfortunately,
mine is closed!
585
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,723
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