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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
I was unathletic,
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uncoordinated,
and extremely lazy-eyed.
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Luckily, there was an adult
to help shepherd me
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through this difficult time,
my gym teacher, Coach Mellor.
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Hustle, hustle!
Build that muscle!
Let's go!
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I'm lookin' at you, Goldfarb!
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(AS DARTH VADER) Dave Kim,
I am your father!
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Ha! Dude! No one's ever
done that before!
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MELLOR: And no one will ever
do it again!
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Drop and give me 20 burpees!
Now!
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ADULT ADAM:
Just when I thought
gym couldn't get worse,
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the new school year began
and it did.
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All right!
Welcome to third-period gym,
freshmen through seniors.
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Now, to any of you younger,
spindly-armed students
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worried about the insane
disparity of height and weight
in this class,
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I say... What are ya gonna do?
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Suggestion, Coach.
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Perhaps the younger,
dorkier students
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should wear shin guards
and helmets,
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because I will bring
the thunder.
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Oh, balls.
You're in this class?
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Looks like we got ourselves
a classic brother-versus
brother showdown.
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No, we don't.
You know it.
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This is why I snap on
these blue shorts every day.
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Now let's play some
scooter ball!
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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And so Coach pitted me
against my brother
for the next three months,
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and each class, it got worse.
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Let's go, smaller team!
Get in their face!
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(DISTORTED)
Not in my house!
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Good job, Goldberg.
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ADULT ADAM: Yep,
Barry's vision was
laser-focused on me in gym.
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Mine, on the other hand,
was a bit more wandering.
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Aah! Where are
your glasses, kiddo?
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Your eye's all farkakte.
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Broke in gym class.
Now we all got to live
with the lazy eye.
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What's that?
Are you talking to me?
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No, I was talking to Pops.
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Then why are you
looking at me?
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I didn't!
This is me looking at you.
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No, now you're looking
at Mrs. Butterworth.
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I am not!
You're staring
right at her!
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Now one eye's staring at me.
I don't know what to do.
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Bevy, your son's wonky eye
is ruining breakfast.
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Adam,
put your glasses on.
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MURRAY: Oh!
You broke them again?
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No more glasses!
Those things cost a fortune.
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From now on,
you're gonna wear an eyepatch,
like a regular kid.
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But this wasn't my fault!
I was targeted in gym class!
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Targeted?
Who targeted
my smooshy-tushed baby boy?
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'Twas I.
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Barry, what have
I told you about
picking on poor Adam?
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ADULT ADAM:
Then came the Mom guilt trip
unique to brothers everywhere.
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You realize that one day,
I'll be gone,
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and the only thing you'll have
is each other.
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Oh, pass! He sucks.
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I suck?
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Even your wandering eye hates
you and wants to leave
your head.
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You two are gonna be
best friends forever,
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or no Steak-umms
for a month!
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Why are you being so mean
to me about this?
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Here, schmoo. You can wear
your backup glasses
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till I get the broken ones
to LensCrafters.
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No! You can't take away
this gift from me.
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I finally have a reason
to go to school.
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Adam, tell Coach Mellor
you want to be on
Barry's team.
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ADULT ADAM:
Ah! Saved by Mama Bear
once again.
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Now all I had to do was plead
my case to my bear of a coach.
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Okay, party people!
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The rubber balls
are wet and molded over,
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so today, we will be
playing dodgeball
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with lady softballs.
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They're large, they're hard,
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and they will leave a mark.
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Uh, Coach,
quick sidebar?
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First of all, son,
you got to take off
the comedy glasses.
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We're not
in clown school.
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Sadly, these are not
for hilarity...
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just to fix a lazy eye.
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On that note,
I was thinking maybe
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Barry and I can be
on the same team?
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Or you can finally
cast off
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your self-doubt
and those orthopedic glasses
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and make your big bro
suck it on the
court of life.
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Solid plan.
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However, my mom really wants
us on the same team
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to avoid further damage
to my growing body.
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Son, the only reason
Barry pummels you
is because you let him.
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You got to stop running
and unleash the beast inside.
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And don't just do it
for you.
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Do it for all the picked-on,
little-dorkus brothers
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who cry "No more!"
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Now, are you gonna stand up
and be a man
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or are you gonna cower
behind your mommy?
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You're pitting my babies
against each other on purpose?
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Unacceptable!
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(WHISPERING)
I'm so sorry.
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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ADULT ADAM: It was October 11,
1980-something,
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and Erica was making the most
of a wild Saturday night
on campus.
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No, you hang up.
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No, you hang up.
No, you hang up.
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No, you hang up.
No, you hang up.
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No, you hang up!
No...
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Oh, my God.
You're actually ruining
Peter Cetera for me.
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Just hang up already
before I barf!
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Okay,
it's getting late, babe.
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We need to hang up for real
this time.
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God! It's so hard to hang up!
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Who? Wha' phone?
Hello?
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Geoff, I think we fell asleep
on the phone!
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Aw. We fell asleep
together?
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Son of a bitch!
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So much
long-distance charges!
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Crap! I'm the one
who called you!
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This phone bill's
gonna be insane!
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Oh, no! Your dad's
gonna hate me so much!
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Money's
his anger flash point!
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We got to get
off this phone, Geoff!
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Every second costs us!
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Hang up!
No, you up!
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No, you hang up!
No, you hang up!
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Geoff, hang up
the phone!
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(SQUEALS)
As Erica's phone bill
was skyrocketing,
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my mom was still
coming down hard on Mellor.
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I put up with
your macho attitude,
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but when it affects my family,
we got big problems.
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All right,
here's the deal.
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I, too, had a bully
for an older brother,
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and, much like Adam,
I never stood up to him.
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I was just...too afraid.
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You afraid?
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You don't know
Nick Mellor.
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When we were kids,
he beat me at everything,
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football, powerlifting,
Greco-Roman wrestling,
riflery,
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downhill running,
kites.
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Well, you're grown men now.
Things change.
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Well, not for us.
Nick's the defensive
coordinator at Villanova.
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And me?
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I'm just a glorified
activities advisor
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with chicken-cutlet thighs.
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Stop.
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Your thighs are
very large.
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Everyone says so.
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The truth is, maybe if
I'd stood up to Nick
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when we were younger
I'd be a college coach
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and he'd be the one drying out
these moldy old balls.
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(FANS WHIRRING)
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Can't you just get past it?
He's your family.
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You sound like Mama
God rest her soul.
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You mean...
She died doing
what she loved, though,
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frog squats.
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Coach, does your brother
have any idea
what he's done to you?
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That's what
Mama asked me,
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right before she did
that last ill-advised rep
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that sent her to the final
cool-down in the sky.
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Oh, Mama, why'd you have to
crush it so hard?
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ADULT ADAM: While my mom was
digging into Coach's
tough past,
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Erica was making a tough call
of her own.
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Hello.
Goldbergses' residence.
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Pops don't say
it's me, Erica!
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Is that Erica?
Not Erica.
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Play it cool!
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I need to talk to Dad about
a gigantic phone bill,
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but only if he's not cranky.
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First off, has he eaten?
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A little.
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Now a little more.
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He's really teasing
that pickle.
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Damn it, Al!
Hand it over!
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All right,
what'd you do?
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Well, I've kind of been
talking to Geoff a lot,
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so the next phone bill
might possibly be
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a little bit,
extremely high.
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Eh. It's only money.
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"It's only money"?
"It's only money"?
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Yeah, it's only money.
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This from the guy who made me
bring my own cream cheese?
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You're messing with me,
right?
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This is just
a weird mind game?
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Look, I know
long distance is hard.
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If you happen to talk
on the phone a little bit more
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and it makes a big bill,
so be it.
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Take the "Yes"
and hang up!
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I'm scared,
but I love you, and bye!
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Okay, Mur.
What's your angle?
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No angle.
I believe in young love.
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No, you don't.
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Of course I don't!
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Do you know what it means
to have the one
lonely freshman girl
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who pines for her boyfriend
back home?
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Oy, I remember that girl,
Ethel Kominski.
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She was the worst.
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Yeah!
Now Erica's the worst.
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Instead of partying
with frat boys,
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she's on the phone
every night
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with some yutz
a thousand miles away.
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But that's horrible.
What about Erica going out
and having fun
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and making mistakes
and living life?
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I thought about that.
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And then I thought,
"Nah. I'm good."
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ADULT ADAM: As my dad
wanted to keep Erica
from college life,
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my mom wanted a family reunion
between Coach and his brother.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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Come on, girls!
High knees! Let's go!
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Come on, 58!
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What the hell is that?
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
This ain't Sunday school!
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You're as useless
as your communication degree!
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Well, look at that!
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A tea party broke out
at a football game!
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Get up, Lopez!
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I'll say when
you have heatstroke!
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That's Mellor's brother?
(CHUCKLES) Look at him!
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It's like this coach
ate our coach!
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All I see is
a big teddy bear
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who aches
for his brother's love.
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You know, it's one thing
to mix in with your children.
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It's another when it's with
enormous grown strangers.
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You may be right.
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Take five, guys!
I've got orange slices
and Kool-Aid here.
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Help yourselves.
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Oh.
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Spit it out.
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What the hell do you think
you're doing, Blondie?
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I'm here to bring
the Mellor boys back together.
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It's time to fix things
with Coach Rick, Coach Nick.
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My brother? (SCOFFS)
Pass!
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Not you, Chandler!
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Nice toss, Chandler!
I bet your mama's very proud.
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You're not gonna leave
here until I agree to
come with you, are you?
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That's right.
Beverly Goldberg
never backs down.
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Also, I'm extremely
intrusive.
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Orange slice?
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Okay, those are meant
to be shared.
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ADULT ADAM:
The weekend had arrived,
238
00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,852
but it was business as usual
for my sister.
239
00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,187
Hi! Just doing
my nightly RA check-ins.
240
00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,522
Any big plans tonight?
241
00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,691
Oh, yeah. Huge.
Don't wait up.
242
00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,793
I get it, you'll trust me
when you're ready.
243
00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:22,129
In the meantime,
read this.
244
00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,531
"Depression: More Than
A Case Of The Mondays"?
245
00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:28,401
Mm-hmm. It happens
to a lot of lonely,
isolated shut-ins, like you.
246
00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,970
I'm not depressed, Srini.
247
00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,471
Of course not.
248
00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:33,607
"Denial,
De Thing Dat You Have."
249
00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,375
Dear Lord,
who writes this crap?
250
00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,878
Such anger.
Luckily, I have the perfect
pamphlet for that.
251
00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:40,013
Okay, seriously, do you have
a pamphlet for everything?
252
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,449
Big-time.
He gave me the one
for divorced parents
253
00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,752
and something else
that's totally cleared up now.
254
00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:48,756
Look, I am not depressed
or angry or in denial.
255
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,791
I'm just in
a long-distance relationship.
256
00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:54,494
Oh! Of course.
All the signs were there.
257
00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,263
You're a textbook BORF!
258
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,866
For sure.
Total BORF.
259
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,734
Okay,
what the hell is a BORF?
260
00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:04,537
It stands for "Boyfriend-
Obsessed Reject Freshman."
That's you.
261
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,839
I am not a BORF!
262
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,340
It's not a bad thing,
Erica.
263
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,409
You're just that sad girl
that stays on the phone
264
00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,845
with her loser boyfriend
from high school
'cause she has no life.
265
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,180
That sounds very bad!
266
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,115
I don't want to be a BORF!
What do I do?
267
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:16,884
Come with me
to the Delta Nu party.
268
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,852
It's gonna be bonkers.
269
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,654
Yes! Bonkers!
I am there!
270
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,122
I'm just gonna
call Geoff...
271
00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:25,358
Mmm.
...is something that a BORF
would say.
272
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,727
I need help.
273
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,261
I'll get you a pamphlet.
274
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,130
Crimp?
275
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,599
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
it's game time.
276
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:36,336
Today's scooter ball captains,
Goldberg versus Goldfarb.
277
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,739
Uh, Coach?
We went through this already.
278
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,808
Do I really have to get my mom
involved again?
279
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,876
It's happening,
Goldfarb.
280
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:46,113
Now, get on that tiny scooter,
like a man.
281
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,949
ADULT ADAM: But that day,
Coach would have to man up
282
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,617
and face his older brother.
283
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,119
Yo! Coach Rick!
284
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,955
Coach Nick.
We need to powwow.
Take a knee.
285
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,757
This is my gym.
You take a knee.
286
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,525
Can't,
I said "Take a knee" first,
287
00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,962
so, according
to the laws of coaching,
you got to take it.
288
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:04,364
BEVERLY: Boys,
watch Mellor and Mellor
289
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,599
sort through decades of anger,
all thanks to me.
290
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,401
It's true.
291
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,370
Blondie came by work
the other day
and told me you were sad,
292
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,239
and so I figured
I'd just come by here
293
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,708
and tell you personally
I'm sorry...
294
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:16,877
that you lost your (BLEEP).
295
00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:18,545
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa.
296
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,581
Are you that gutless
that you got to get
some hot mom
297
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,016
to come by
and whine for you?
298
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,517
(CHUCKLES)
Thank you.
299
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:27,254
I've been waiting to say this
my entire life.
300
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,990
You are a mean
and rude person!
301
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,424
Excuse me?
You're just jealous
302
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,493
'cause I'm a real coach
and you're stuck here.
303
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:37,164
That's not my fault,
but you act like it is,
and that is hurtful.
304
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,233
All right, that's it!
You're outta here!
305
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,202
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
306
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,304
Did you just
blow your whistle at me?
307
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,705
Yeah, I did!
308
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,174
And according
to the laws of coaching,
309
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,342
that means
you got to take a lap!
310
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,444
No. You take the lap!
311
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,114
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
312
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,648
(ALL GASP)
313
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,751
How dare you blow
your whistle at me in
my gymnatorium?
314
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,519
You have no right!
But I do.
315
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:03,123
This is the Blare-X 2000,
the Champagne of whistles,
316
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,759
given only
to college coaches.
317
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,928
So...my whistle wins.
318
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,429
Anybody can get
a whistle.
319
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,164
What really matters is
what's in here,
320
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,266
and you and I both know
I always give 110%.
321
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,569
And everyone knows
I give 111.
322
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:17,938
That's not possible!
323
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,307
Everybody knows
that 110% is the maximum!
324
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,442
Boys, think of
your poor sweet mother.
325
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:25,578
You're family. You have to
settle this the right way.
326
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,114
With sports.
With sports.
327
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:30,784
I was thinking
kind words and maybe
huggies and snuggies.
328
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,386
Never! We settle this
on the court, like men.
329
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,522
Scooter ball?
330
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,358
Shouldn't you choose a game
you don't suck at?
331
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,626
Let's go.
332
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,128
Two-on-two.
333
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:44,264
Big brothers
versus little bros.
334
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:48,001
Winner takes the title
of best brother
in the universe.
335
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,370
No! My babies want
no part of this.
336
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,706
Yes! I'm on
the scary giant's team now.
337
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,608
Barry Goldberg.
Try to keep up.
338
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:58,211
ADULT ADAM: While I was forced
into a brotherly death match,
339
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,613
my dad was dead set
on keeping Erica
340
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,215
occupied on the phone.
341
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,018
Why don't you come on down
and get comfy cozy in my chair
342
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,519
and call Erica.
Really?
343
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,856
'Cause you said if I came
within 5 feet of your chair
344
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,090
that you'd punch
my father.
345
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,358
(CHUCKLES HEARTILY)
346
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,626
That's me,
the funny dad havin' fun.
347
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:16,830
Here's the phone.
I'm gonna get you
a cup of joe
348
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,798
so you can talk to Erica
all night long.
349
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,500
Actually,
she's at a frat party.
350
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,935
What? Why?
351
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,304
Her 32-year-old sophomore RA
called her a BORF,
352
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:27,040
so she's gonna
experience college a bit.
Does this recline?
353
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,775
Get out of my chair!
354
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:33,080
You're okay with
Erica cavorting around
Washington, D.C.,
355
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,982
with a bunch
of drunken frat boys?
356
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,549
Yeah, it's fine. I trust her.
No!
357
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,385
You have to make sure
that she's safe
358
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,487
and she's committed to you
and only you.
359
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,123
Now get out of here!
360
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,193
And that's how you keep
your daughter a lonely shut-in
361
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,861
for another
glorious evening.
362
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,997
Or you sent
a desperate high-school boy
363
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:53,400
to Erica's college
to commit to her forever.
364
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,169
Come on.
He knew what I meant.
365
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,872
He had no idea
what I meant.
366
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,607
That boy's
got to be stopped.
367
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,742
(ENGINE STARTS)
368
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,812
If my parents ask, I'm staying
with Barry for the weekend.
369
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,514
Thank you
for believing in love!
370
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,117
No, no, no!
That's the opposite
of what I believe in!
371
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,619
Where are you going?
I got to drive like hell,
372
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,354
beat that moron
to Erica's door!
373
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,090
You need pants!
I'll get 'em on the way!
374
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,092
ADULT ADAM:
With that, my dad scooted off
375
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,461
to stop Geoff
from making a huge mistake.
376
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,664
Meanwhile, the gym was packed
for the great
scooter-ball showdown.
377
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,567
Didn't think there'd be
such a big crowd
for scooter ball.
378
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,969
You kidding?
379
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,304
Some even think
we're playing to the death.
380
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,906
To the death?
What?
381
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,707
Relax.
It's just a rumor.
382
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,876
But you might want to give him
one last squeeze.
383
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,445
This has gone too far.
384
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,847
Mama is putting a stop
to this right now.
385
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:44,784
Don't back down now!
You can do this
on your own, Goldberg.
386
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,353
You called me
by my actual last name.
387
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,421
Yeah, because
you finally earned it.
388
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,290
Unless you want to go back
to your mother
389
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,059
solving all your problems
and end up just like me.
390
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,827
Oh, God!
That's the last thing
I want.
391
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,997
No offense.
Some taken.
392
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,265
But he's right, Mom.
393
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,500
I got to stop hiding
behind you.
394
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,303
I have to unleash the beast
inside of me.
395
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,406
No, Schmoo.
You know you can't eat dairy.
396
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,840
Not that beast!
397
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,676
I'm talking about Barry.
398
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,213
It's time he stops looking
at me like I'm some
lazy-eyed nerd.
399
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,148
ADULT ADAM: It really was.
Thanks to Coach,
400
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:18,118
I finally realized
what I had to do...fight.
401
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,253
For every Rec Spec-sporting
little brother
402
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,256
who suffered a lifetime
of living in the shadows.
403
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,992
Game on!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
404
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,859
ADULT ADAM: I was gonna
stand up to Barry,
405
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,998
by taking a seat
and scooting like
I never scooted before.
406
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,966
You're going down,
Mellor!
407
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,635
Not if I take you down
first, Mellor!
408
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,605
(SNEAKERS SQUEAKING)
409
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,676
Go long, baby!
Go long!
410
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,178
I got you!
Look alive!
411
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,846
Take the shot,
Goldberg!
412
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,382
(DISTORTED)
Take the shot!
413
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,051
ADULT ADAM: And that day...
414
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:55,555
(DISTORTED)
Not in my house!
415
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,291
...I gave Barry
a gym-class smackdown
416
00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,826
for the first time ever.
417
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,261
And it was glorious!
418
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,796
Foul! That was a foul!
It doesn't count!
419
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,166
You're cheating
like you always do, cheater!
420
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,135
Oh, please!
You got no integrity at all!
421
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,736
And you're a butthead.
422
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,005
Why don't you roll over here
and call me that to my face.
423
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,174
Here I come, tough guy.
424
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,608
Let's see what you got.
425
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,410
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
426
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,013
(BOTH GRUNTING, GROANING)
427
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,282
Is this what you want
when I'm gone?
428
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,317
(GRUNTING, GROANING CONTINUE)
429
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,156
ADULT ADAM: Thanks to my dad's
poorly worded advice,
430
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,724
Geoff was ready
to go big or go home.
431
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,160
Geoff?
Erica!
432
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,461
I can't believe
you're here!
433
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:35,895
I know.
I had to see you.
434
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,264
And why is
your dad here?
435
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,698
Schwartz.
Ugh. I know.
436
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,900
Some last-minute
furniture-convention thing?
437
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,302
Yeah. I said that.
438
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,603
You're going to the Ramada
with me.
439
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,638
Uh, no.
He'll be staying with me.
440
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,408
Without adult supervision?
What do you think this is?
441
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,077
College.
442
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:53,113
I hear dorm drama.
I have a pamphlet
for defusing confrontations.
443
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,082
Oh, my.
What's all this?
444
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,817
Lameness. Just Erica
totally BORFin' out.
445
00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,719
Nobody is
BORFing anyone.
446
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,655
Your dad's right.
It wouldn't be appropriate
for me to stay.
447
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:03,856
Unless...
448
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,058
Oh, boy.
449
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,060
We were married?
450
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,328
Is that a ring?
451
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,596
I sold
my CD collection.
452
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,231
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's happening, dude?
453
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,599
It appears
your boyfriend is proposing
454
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,467
with a tiny,
little diamond flake.
455
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,269
It's a definitely "No"
in my opinion.
456
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,604
Do you two mind?
457
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,339
Come on, Erica.
What do you say?
458
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,007
Let's throw away our futures
and keep this love train
459
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,742
chuggin' on down
to marriage town.
460
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:23,876
So poetic.
461
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,245
Get out! Get out!
462
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:27,280
And you! What the hell
has gotten into you?
463
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,415
Mostly your dad.
464
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,982
So, is this happening, or?
465
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,184
Absolutely not!
466
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,352
Oh, thank God.
467
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,920
I'm sorry,
Mr. Goldberg.
468
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,222
She said "No,"
and I'm super pumped
about that.
469
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,956
Wait. Did you
put him up to this?
470
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,391
Well,
not exactly like that.
471
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,093
Although I could
get used to the idea
472
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,561
of a long-distance
marriage.
473
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,196
Is that why you don't care
about the phone bills?
474
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,698
Are you trying to keep me
from having fun at college?
475
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,300
Hey, can I stand up now?
476
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,569
Who tries to ruin college
for their daughter?
Who does that?
477
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,604
Hey, he's the one
who screwed it up
by proposing.
478
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,640
I just wanted him to keep you
from having a life.
479
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,708
And I want you both
out of my life.
480
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,845
Don't be mad!
I was just trying to do
what everyone tells me to,
481
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,079
like a good boy!
482
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,048
I didn't want
to make you unhappy.
483
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,816
I just wanted you
to be lonely.
484
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,818
Okay, his thing is
much worse than mine.
485
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,787
I love...
(DOOR SLAMS)
486
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,956
ADULT ADAM: Yep, sometimes,
it's hard to let go,
487
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,992
and even harder
to admit when you're wrong.
488
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,462
Mind if I grab
a hippo?
489
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,298
(SIGHS) Sorry about gym class.
It's just...
490
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,732
I've picked on you
my whole life,
491
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,534
and it's hard to let go,
you know?
492
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,002
Well,
it wasn't all bad.
493
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:24,904
I mean, you brought out
the beast in me,
494
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:28,175
and I scored my first goal
in anything ever.
495
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,109
That's all 'cause of you.
496
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:33,546
After seeing Coach and Coach
fight like little children,
I realized,
497
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,682
I don't want that to be us
when we get old.
498
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:36,749
It won't be.
499
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:37,884
How can you be so sure?
500
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,952
'Cause even though
you give me dead arms
501
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,388
and call me a nerd
502
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,357
and flush the toilet
when I'm in the shower,
503
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,393
you really are
my best friend.
504
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,030
Same here, nerd.
505
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,766
ADULT ADAM: Just like that,
my mom's worst nightmare
went away.
506
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,902
'Cause that's
what brothers do.
507
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,804
Yo, Coach Rick.
508
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,939
ADULT ADAM:
They look out for each other.
No matter how old they get.
509
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,908
Coach Nick.
510
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,310
Come back to gloat?
511
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,179
No. We're the ones
who dragged him back here.
512
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,014
He's got something
he needs to say.
513
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,949
Look...
514
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,452
I had a hard time
as a kid.
515
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,521
I was huge and shy
and had a goatee,
516
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,723
so everybody thought
I was a narc.
I remember.
517
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:20,560
I felt bad about myself, and
I took it out on you. And...
518
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,829
I'm sorry.
519
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,531
Don't be.
520
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,366
I think you're right,
I'm jealous.
521
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,968
You're a real coach
and I'm here.
522
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,738
Hey, you turn these
little punks into men.
523
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,407
If that ain't great coaching,
I don't know what is.
524
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,643
ADULT ADAM: That day,
one set of brothers...
525
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,745
Get that thing out of here
and bring it in.
526
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:41,681
ADULT ADAM:
...helped another see things
a little differently.
527
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,816
Well,
that could've gone better.
528
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:47,354
Yeah, sorry I couldn't go
through with marrying your
daughter, Mr. G.
529
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,257
Again, not what I wanted.
530
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,724
But you're a nice boy,
531
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,661
and you really do
love Erica, so...
532
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:55,995
(GRUMBLES)
533
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,930
Maybe someday.
534
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,832
Oh, man. That means
you actually like me?
535
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,535
Just get in your tiny
French clown car.
536
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,136
He likes me!
Shut up.
537
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,839
Hey, idiot!
Don't go!
538
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,242
Um, are you talking
to him or me?
539
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:12,078
She's talking to you,
Schwartz.
540
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,680
Just don't stay out
too late.
541
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,715
Wait. You're okay
leaving us alone?
542
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:16,883
Yeah, I trust you.
543
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,385
No, you don't.
544
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:21,621
Look, it used to be my job
to keep you safe.
545
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,691
But I guess I just
have to realize...
546
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,661
that's not my job
anymore.
547
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:33,099
I can't believe my little
peanut is all grown up.
548
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:36,469
ADULT ADAM: Best team
you'll ever be part of is
your family.
549
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,606
You take a lot of
shots in life, and sure,
you miss a few,
550
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,975
but you're always stronger
together.
551
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,477
'Cause in the end,
552
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,846
the best teams aren't always
the ones who win.
553
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:50,249
They're the ones who play
with their heart.
554
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,728
(BELL DINGS)
555
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,265
No more.
No more!
556
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,667
I'm serious.
No more!
557
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,506
That one's for Mama.
558
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,007
Your ball, Goldbergs.
559
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,309
We're done.
You win.
560
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,410
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Game.
561
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,445
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Now it's game.
562
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:19,546
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Game!
563
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,680
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Game!
564
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,048
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Game!
565
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,182
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Game!
566
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,684
Come on.
Now's our chance.
567
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:25,952
MELLOR: Game! Game!
Game, game!
568
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,054
Game, game, game!
Game, game, game!
569
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,523
NICK: Game!
MELLOR: Game!
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