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So, dude, what do you want
to do after school?
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TV or go to the mall? I don't know.
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You know how bad I am
at making decisions.
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I haven't even decided
on a signature.
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Hey, will you sign Teri's
birthday card?
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Uh, sure...
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Hmm.
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Hmm, no.
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Making decisions is easy,
just use your brain.
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I mean, what else is it doing?
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Uh...
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Breathe in!
Breathe out!
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Breathe in!
Breathe out!
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Breathe in!
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Breathe out!
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I think it's busy.
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Well, you can either go on
like that,
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or you can let me make
all your decisions for you?
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Uh... It's decided, then.
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It's going pretty well,
don't you think?
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Really?!
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You said it would be better
for the environment
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if I chewed on sugar cubes
instead of gum!
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I can taste sound!
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What about your date
with Carrie?
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Rather than express my feelings,
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you said I'd seem more cool
and mysterious
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if I answered every question
with a question.
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Aren't you gonna eat that?
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Aren't you?
Uh, no...
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you know I can't eat stuff!
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Do I?
Well, you should do,
I'm your girlfriend!
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Are you?
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And the perfume I got Teri
for her birthday,
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I wanted to pack it with bubble
wrap, but you said...
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy birthday,
dear Teri... ♪
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Uncle Brian?
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Well, I was only trying to help.
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Well, I've had it
with your advice,
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and I'm not going to
listen to you anymore!
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Uh, dude, I suggest you
get off the bus...
No!
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...before the doors close.
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Okay, but from now on,
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I'm gonna get my advice
from someone else!
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Mm, who to choose...?
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Ladies, the Equator called,
it wants its hotness back...
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from me...
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because I'm hot...
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for you...
or you...
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Tobias, you don't have
enough respect for girls.
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Ha, sure, I do.
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You're literally leaning
on Carmen.
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Aah!
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Mmm, too slimy.
What about Joe?
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Hey, everybody, watch this!
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Wahahahahaha!
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Oof!
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Tah-dah!
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Nah. Too... weird.
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Hey, who wants to check out
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the new milkshake place
after school?
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You know your boy Gregor
is all about his milkshakes!
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Who even is that guy?
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Wait!
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♪ Aaaaaaaaaaaa
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Of course, Alan!
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Why can't I eat chocolates
instead of vegetables?
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Because, sweet child,
chocolate is fun
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for a treat but vegetables...
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are the cornerstone
of a healthy diet!
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And are very important.
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And you need to make sure
you eat at least five a day!
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Delicious!
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If you were talking
while you were eating,
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then where did that --
- Hi, Alan!
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How can I help, Darwin?
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Alan, you seem to have it
all figured out.
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Could you help me
make the right decisions?
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Of course, I'd be delighted to.
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Isn't fruit
one of your five a day, too?
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Anyway, Darwin,
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let's get out there and start
making some better decisions!
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It was so refreshing you just
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straight-up apologized to me.
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Normally, you'd try some kind of
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hare-brained scheme
to win my heart back.
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You're definitely making
better decisions,
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and I think everyone's
starting to notice.
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Uranus and Neptune.
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Well, that's the best
solar system diorama
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I've seen all year.
Well done, Darwin.
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You boys remind me of myself
when I was a --
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Disgusting, vile sewer rat!
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But little Wilfred
chases anything.
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I'm just glad you saved him.
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Thanks, Mrs. Lady.
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Alan advised me to call
the relevant authorities
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rather than going
into the drain myself.
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He's the real hero.
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I never said you were a hero.
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But still, I'm very grateful.
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All I can say to you is --
- Eat it, greaseball!
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Son, we couldn't have done it
without you!
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Thank you, Officer.
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Rather than trying to take out
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the criminal myself
with an elaborate scheme
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and risk accidentally joining
his gang in the process,
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Alan told me to just call you.
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I didn't ask but I'm sure
the Mayor will invite you
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to city hall
so you can both be --
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Whipped to perfection.
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Thank you, Darwin.
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This is the tastiest meringue
I've ever had.
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Huu, you're okay?
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You don't seem yourself? I'm fine.
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In fact, I've never been better.
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See ya later.
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Well, looky here,
who's made a decision
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about who's going
to make their decisions.
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Hello, Gumball!
Won't you join us?
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Really, join a Head Zeppelin
and its air-head puppet?
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What do you mean?
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Come on, dude,
look at you, you're --
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You're turning into him.
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And I don't even wanna know
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how you got inflated
in the first place.
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But I'm making good
decisions now.
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No, dude, you're just doing
whatever he says.
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That's not true!
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I'm making all my own decisions,
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all on my own without......any help
from anyone else.
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You're right.
I'll never be my own person
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until I start making decisions
for myself!
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Huh, that went pretty well,
don't you think?
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Uh, no, he ran off crying.
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Well, like I always say,
you gotta break them down
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to build them back up again.
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Then you break them down again,
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and then you build
them up again...
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then down again,
then up again...
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then it's down, down,
up, up, down, up.
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Then, all the way up,
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and then a little bit down,
and then you're done!
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That sounds like a cheat code
for how to be a terrible friend.
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Come on, we better go find him.
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Oh, you would go that way,
wouldn't you?
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Well, I say we should
go this way!
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Darn it, they are
good meringues, though.
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Okay, I can do this.
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Just make a decision
to do something and stick to it!
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Hey, kid, why not go
pick up a burger?
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It's half-price with this flyer!
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Yes!
Yes, I will!
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There! I made a decision to do
exactly what that guy told me...
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One burger, please!
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Sure, which one? Hmm.
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Get the Slaw Crime!
It's on promotion.
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Okay!
One Slaw Crime, I guess.
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Excellent choice, sir.
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Oh, one more thing...
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Would you like to go large?
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Hello? Hello? Hello?
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Kid, which is it? Uh...
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Oh, come on, kid, just go large!
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- No! Go small!
- I say go medium!
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Hey, don't push!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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There, there he is! He's in trouble!
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Quick, Darwin, get to the exit!
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No, Darwin, Stay!
Establish dominance now!
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The riot can smell fear!
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You're locking the doors, Chief?
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Best way to deal with rioters.
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Seal them in, and let them
get it all out of their system.
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Hey, look, those people
down there are jostling.
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Kinda looks to me
like they're fighting.
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I said they're jostling! Fighting!
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Jostling!
Fighting!
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Hmm?
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Mmm. Pepperoni! Why, you!
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Oh, no!
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What do I do?! Climb up
to higher ground!
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No, sing a song! That usually
seems to wrap things up!
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♪ Winter time is a time
for bells ♪
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That's not even a song
about this situation!
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Get in, kid,
there's room for one more!
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We have a spare life preserver!
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In exactly your size!
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No, hop on this arcade machine.
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It's on fire. And it's sinking!
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- Um...
- Really?!
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Obviously take the one
that's an actual boat!
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But what if you get boring
on there?
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Get on the arcade machine, dude!
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I think it's time
we do something!
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The water's getting higher!
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You know what? I'm tired
of all your dumb advice.
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Why don't you just tie
a knot on it?
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Of course.
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That is not what I meant!
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There's too much water.
I can't hold it all in!
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I know, if I run into you
hard enough
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it'll force the water
back up into the pipe.
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I'm not sure that's a good idea!
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Gah!
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Gumball! Wake up!
I can't stop!
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Huh? Aah!
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Help! Help! Help! Help!
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Gumball!
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I've gotta do something.
Larry!
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How do I stop the water?!
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There's a crank
in the basement! Thanks.
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Wait a minute, do you want
to go large or not?
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Sorry, Gumball, I thought this
would make things better.
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Well, you always did have
an inflated opinion of yourself.
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Ah!
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Neat!
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Aah!
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It -- It stopped!
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Yay...
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You've ever thought
about being a vet?
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No, a plumber!
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I turned off the water supply
and it was all my idea!
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Nice work, buddy.
228
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But the mall
is still flooded.
Okay.
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Well, I think we should soak it
all up with as much rice
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and dehydrated fruit
as you can find.
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No, you should find
a call box and alert
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the relevant authorities.
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Urgh!
You would say that, you...
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Hey, where's Darwin?
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What?
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I just pulled out the plug.
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Yeah, I guess
that would work, too.
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But what about me?
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Let me do this one!
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Chief, I can't feel my legs.
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And I feel like
I've been dunked. Ah!
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Well, at least Darwin is
making his own decisions now.
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Yeah, and I'm sure I'll be able
to work off
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all the loose skin in no time.
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What can I get you boys?
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Three ice creams
with chocolate sauce, please. Wait!
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Make that two chocolate
and one with strawberry.
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Oh, we're out of strawberry.
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Whatever, three chocolate then.
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