All language subtitles for The Royal s04e03 No Room for Ravers

I need someone in my life. I need a girl
to hold me tight.

Someone to make me feel, make me feel
all right.

Somebody help me, yeah.

Somebody help me now.

Won't somebody tell me what I've done
wrong?

Take your time. It's no rush. How often
are they coming?

You're working on your own.

Don't worry.

It's a bed already, aren't you?

It's grown up. I think you said, Alan.

It's the North Face's first gig.

In years to come, when we're up there
with The Who and The Rolling Stones,

you'll be able to say, I was there.

Yeah. That's that.

You'd better be good.

Oh, with a bet. I'm telling you, this
band is really going places.

Never mind where you're going.

It's half a date.

Where have you been?

What time does your shift start, Alan?

Eight o 'clock. The time's currently 8
.36.

You've still got your coat on.

You owe me half an hour.

It won't happen again, Mr Alper.

No, it won't, because if it does, you'll
be suspended without pay.

I'm watching you, Alan Morris.

I'll never do it.

Listen, I've got a rehearsal. Can you
cover for me until dinner time?

You just heard what Alper said. Got to
go. Sorry.

What's up with him?

He wants to be a da.

Well?

That's nearly an hour since your last
contraction.

You think it's a false alarm?

Braxton Hicks contraction, yes.

Well, it's still three weeks before your
due date.

So what we'll do is we'll keep an eye on
you for this morning and if nothing

else has happened, we can discharge you
at lunchtime. OK.

back to the shop, yeah?

You think we should turn it down a bit?
Take no notice of the miserable old

baggage.

She's always complaining she's ill. She
should get herself to hospital.

Yeah, but what about her stand?

I mean, if he comes back... I couldn't
give a stuff about her stand.

One, two, three, four.

Hi, guys.

Listen, we can always go and practice in
Churchill.

We're practicing here.

Look, Alan, we go in places and we don't
need passengers.

Are you with it or not?

Okay.

One, two, three, four.

I see a red door and I want it painted
black.

So what happened with Brian this
morning?

I tell you, when he gets behind the
wheel of that milk float, he's like

flaming moss.

I haven't seen him for a bit. He said.

And I settled with him for your milk,
Bill.

You didn't have to do that.

Lizzie, it was six quid.

I'll pay you back.

It's the end of the week, I promise.

Yeah, that's my girl.

That leaky bed's in a cadency, still not
mended itself.

What's up with him? He's been moaning on
like that for the last few days.

He's up to something.

Like what?

He keeps disappearing.

Every lunchtime last week, he said he
was going to Ashfordly General, but he's

kind of left the car park.

Well, he probably got a lift.

No, I saw him going into town.

And I know I shouldn't have, but I had a
look in his diary.

Every day he's got a meeting with
someone called V .S.

V .S.? Who's that?

No idea.

Well, I reckon we find out.

Well, I can't say anything obviously
wrong.

Don't you shut that up.

No, I...

I gave you dihydrocodone this time.
That's a pretty strong painkiller. Did

seem to help?

Yes, it seemed to do the trick.

OK, well, we'll try that again. But if
this goes on, you will need to see a

specialist and have some x -rays done,
OK?

Thank you, Doctor.

There we are.

Do help those back pains clear up, Mr
Heap.

Thank you. Goodbye.

Bye -bye.

What's wrong?

The fourth time he's been in here with
vague, shifting lower back pain.

Hypochondriac? Why do they always pick
me? Hey.

Mind you, I threatened him with an X
-ray, so he'll be back in a hurry.

So, Dr. Ormore, what can I do for you?

I'm suffering from terrible hunger
pangs.

Are you free for lunch?

Are you asking?

I'm asking.

It'll be lovely.

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

Taking a lodger?

Can't afford a house if I don't. I'm
completely broke.

You haven't cooked and cleaned.

That was all their nonsense.

I'm used to that.

I had a husband.

Can you put this up on the board of the
nurse's home?

Why not advertise in town?

You might get some dishy man.

No, I want someone female and
respectable.

Why?

My dad would go through with a roof if I
started taking in men.

Where's Alan?

He's on general maintenance this
morning.

I've been all around the hospital. I
haven't seen him. Well, he's probably

missed him. He blends in, does Alan?

Have you seen Alan, Dr Goodwin?

Oh, earlier on.

Find Alan and tell him I want him in my
office right now.

That's it, then.

Got to get going. Alan!

Alan! Until you get that solo right.

Oh, it's all right. I'll work on it
tonight.

You know what your problem is?

Whenever things get difficult, you want
to walk away, Rene.

You're a good guitarist.

But if you want to be up there, you've
got to stick your feet.

You've got to want it.

All right, all right.

Right, from the top, eh? One, two. One,
two, three.

I'm gonna eat them, please.

Bye -bye.

You don't drive very hard to please me.

Why have we invited Mr Rose for dinner
again? We?

As I recall, it seemed to invite
himself.

You see what I mean? Look over there.

Well, congratulations.

You seem to have cured him, Doctor.

Right, just hang on a second.

Mr Heath!

How's the back?

I started checking those pills. It seems
to have made all the difference.

Oh, really? But they don't normally act
that fast.

So, I don't know, maybe next time you
should wait a bit longer before you come

and see me. And who knows, might clear
up in its own, eh?

I'm going to a meeting at Ashfordly
General in the unlikely event of Alan

appearing. Tell him to be in my office
at four o 'clock.

If I need to contact you? Take messages.

What?

He's doing it again.

What happened here? Fell over and hurt
her right hip.

It's all your fault. You and Ben love to
try to keep calm.

Do you know him?

Alan, of course.

Can you get a doctor?

Yeah. And they want the police and all.

Come, sit through.

I'm going to have a look at you and the
doctor will be along in a minute.

Thanks, Frankie.

So, I'll see you this evening?

No, you won't.

Why?

I don't like you to know.

I

got

my mojo working but it just don't work
on you

I'm afraid you've got a broken hip, Mrs
Jones.

We're going to need to do an operation
to pin it.

Are you going to be with us for some
time?

I hope you'll know it was all that young
lad's fault.

Him and that pot broof. She means Alan.

What did he do?

It's all because of him.

I'd like Mr Rose to take a look at her
when he comes in.

Do you have a moment?

Your patient seems to believe that Alan
Morris is responsible for her injury.

I know, she told me.

Well, she had been in a very distressed
state.

But Alan was there when she had the
accident.

Oh, luckily for her.

He gave first aid and then helped the
ambulance driver.

But the point is, he was supposed to be
on duty here.

Would you care to speak to Mr Harper
about it?

Or shall I?

I hear you're largely to blame for the
current lamentable state of Mrs. Jones's

hip. I was just there.

Along with the rest of your musical
ensemble. Tell me, is there already a

known as the Hip Breakers?

No.

Maybe you should adopt the appellation.

A Smith -Peterson nail and blade is
exquisitely positioned, though I say it

myself.

Suture, please, stop now.

What's the matter?

You're in a hurry to be somewhere, are
you?

More elderly ladies to incapacitate,
perhaps?

Mr Harper wanted to see me at four.

Mr Harper?

You'll just have to wait.

I've a hippy, hippy shake.

I've a hippy, hippy shake.

Take a seat.

Thank you very much.

A tie pick.

Charming.

You can't do this.

I think you'll find I can.

Sorry I'm late.

I was in theatre.

I'm aware of that.

What I'd like to know is where you were
all morning.

I was going to tell you about that.

I took the morning off.

Well, you've got a lot more time off
now. You've been suspended pending a

disciplinary hearing.

You'll get your written notice as soon
as Lizzie's tied to you. I haven't dated

anyone since we first met.

I kissed you and I made a vow I won't
forget.

What else can I do to prove my

love for you? Come on, Meryl. How many
times do I have to tell you no means no?

You'll regret it.

I don't think so.

Well, just come and have a look.

At what? Your etchings?

Please, Meryl.

What else can I do?

Can we have another one?

My dining room.

Tonight we have salmon salad, followed
by strawberries and cream.

You are so full of it.

Oh, yeah.

But don't I get punished for trying?

I suppose so.

Give me ten minutes to get changed.

This isn't fair.

Did Alan do this to you?

Well, it was my fault.

We need you.

The hospital needs you.

Maybe... Maybe I don't need the
hospital.

Alan.

So, am I forgiven?

Just about.

You're trying too hard.

But it is nice.

So tell me, why don't you have a
boyfriend?

What's wrong with all the men in
Elsenby? Why don't you have a

Or is there a girl in every port?

No, that's the Navy.

And there's never really been anyone
special.

Not till now.

Half the time I don't know whether to
believe a word you say.

Only half the time.

I'm doing something right, then.

Hello?

Have you got any drum weights?

Dr. Glenn?

Oh, Jeff, please. We're not in work now,
Lizzie.

Is something wrong?

Oh, it's not my dad, is it? Oh, no, no,
no. Nothing like that.

I've come about the room.

You have got a room to let.

You'll probably want somewhere a bit
smarter.

Oh, that's perfect, Lizzie.

And handy for the hospital.

That's the main drawback.

You mean you never get away from work?

No, it means my dad's round here the
whole time.

And he'll be round even more if I have a
man in the house.

I don't mean...

I mean, you know, if I'm sleeping with a
man in my house... Well,

I was hoping for a room of my own,
but... Well, look, I don't want to be a

problem. Oh, you wouldn't? Well, you'd
solve one, really.

I mean, I can keep the house. It's
great.

Well, you have a think about it. I'm
definitely interested.

It's now good. It must be the plugs.

Well, what are we going to do?

We need to get it to hospital.

How long has it been since your water's
broke?

About 20 minutes, I think.

We'll find a phone box on the way back
to alert the hospital. We'll take you

See you then.

Oh, you're in very good health.

Thank you, darling. Can you give me a
hand with this?

Dinner will be a little while, I'm
afraid.

No matter.

Cheers. What have you rustled up for us
this evening, my dear?

How much longer?

There's going to be another 10, 15
minutes to the hospital.

Just keep going.

It's going to be all right.

It's coming.

I need you to be very strong. I'm going
to deliver the baby now.

One careful incision.

Like so.

And out the little blighter came.

I'll get it.

So,

um... Have you given any more thought to
this island business?

Hmm.

No point in pussyfooting.

One of us must instruct Harper to re
-employ young Morris.

I've already invested several years
training him up to be an adequate

technician, and I don't propose to start
again from scratch with someone new.

Ah, that was the hospital.

There's been a problem with Mrs Ray's
delivery.

Looks like we might have to operate.

Right. Well, maybe we'd better find
somewhere to babysit.

Stop her. It's like turning a tap on.
Okay, get her straight as the operator

needs her when I set up. Quickly, we've
no time at all.

She'll need a crash induction.

Right, I need the biggest tenner you can
find in two meters apart.

Come on, everyone. We've got to keep the
volume up.

Go on.

Come and wait in my office, Mr. Ray.

I'm trying total rotation and breach
extraction.

Are you sure?

Don't get the baby out in five minutes.
We're going to lose both of them for my

count. One, two, three.

Mr. Ray.

This way.

How long, Gordon?

Okay. She's under.

Go on.

Okay.

200 pounds, please.

Time you two were in bed.

He wouldn't say that if it was winter.

All right.

One more round.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come round.

How's she doing?

Pulse rate's 150, systolic's about 40.

We're losing her.

Oh, good, I've got it round.

Wrigley's force of sovereignty.

Oh.

I've got the head.

the second baby now.

I've never heard anything about twins.

We can't always tell.

They're taking good care of them.

Cathy, how is she?

It was an extremely difficult birth.

She's going to be all right, though,
isn't she?

She's in good hands.

The uterus is starting to firm up.

Thank God for that.

I thought we'd lost her there.

Two,

three, four, five. Yes!

Oh, dear.

A hotel on Mayfair. You owe me £2 ,000,
please.

Would you take a cheque?

Thank you, Doctor.

Oh, you're welcome.

Lovely. Oh, beautiful.

Can I see my wife?

Yeah, of course you can.

She's still unconscious. She lost a
great deal of blood, so it could take

time to recover.

What, after that?

She should be fine.

She'll need to be if she's looking after
twins.

Matron, do call me if you need anything
and I'll come straight back in, OK?

Is he?

Well, where is Mr Rose?

In this fair room. It's all right. Tom
and me are looking after the house.

I own all the stations.

I own Mayfair and Park Lane.

Oh, well done.

But way past your bedtime. So, upstairs,
the both of you. Come on, straight to

bed, you two.

Jill.

You did a great job.

Well, you weren't so bad yourself.

Good morning, Doctor.

Good morning. This is Mike. Dan.

I've told him about what happened.

This fellow that was in the flat, he
works here, does he?

Well, he did, but he's been suspended.

I'll suspend him, all right, if I get my
hands on him.

I'll suspend him from the nearest
lamppost.

Well, that's not a good idea.

Him and his mates have put my mum in
hospital.

Now, you might not care about your dad,
but I do.

If you're not back in half an hour, I'm
coming to fetch you.

Take care of me, Sam.

That's what I'm worried about.

Harper, take a seat.

I won't, thank you.

I have a full schedule this morning.

Unfortunately, I have not.

I've been forced to cancel my list as
there is no theatre technician

This is unacceptable.

I insist that you reinstate Alan Morris
post -haste.

Out of the question.

Doctors Omerod and Wetherill have given
me their backing. This is a medical

matter. No, it's a personnel matter.
I'll deal with it as I see fit.

By the way, would you kindly not use Mr
Middleditch's office in future?

You may think you run this hospital. I
assure you, you don't.

Something doesn't quite add up, Mr
Heath.

I've, um... I've been looking through
your old medical notes.

I didn't know you were a prisoner of
war.

Yes, in Burma.

Do you get relapses of malaria?

Every now and then.

Anything else?

No jaundice, you know, your skin turning
a yellowish colour?

No.

OK, well, I think I ought to do a blood
test, just to be sure.

It's just my back, nothing else.

OK, but if there is any kind of liver
damage, then these pills could be doing

more harm than good, so...

Oh, no, let me sleep, please.

They're not for me.

I beg your pardon?

The pills, they're... They're for a
friend. He's not well.

Right, well, then your friend should
come and see me.

Well, he... he won't.

He can't.

OK, then we'll go to him.

We've got to do something for Alan.

I was thinking of staging a ghost floor.

Do you think anyone would notice?

No, we've got to show we really support
him.

How can we do that?

We make sure that as many of us as
possible go to his concert.

Thanks.

Bye -bye.

Lizzie, are you letting her in?

Me, yeah.

I mean, no, I've already let it.

Oh. Have you only got the one?

There's the box room.

Well, I'm desperate to see.

Cos I was keeping it with mates' house,
but we've had a misunderstanding about

this campervan.

Yeah, some stains on his carpet. It's a
long story.

Well, now I'm out on my ear and I was
wondering.

I was only looking for one, Lodger.

Well, yeah, but you wouldn't say no to
double the rent, though, would you?

Is this it?

That trouble with burglars, tinkers and
so on.

Believe me, he won't see you.

Why not?

He can't cope with strangers.

He was my sergeant, Maver, Patrick
Maver.

He got me through four years in that
hellhole.

Of all of us that went in...

Only us two walked out.

Skin and bone.

And he never got over it?

The guilt?

Ate him up.

Follow me and don't go off the path.

Why? It's not safe.

Hello.

I never understood why you left.

You're the best cleaner the hospital
ever had.

I make far more out of this game.

What game?

Natural healing.

What do you know about natural healing?

I worked in a hospital for five years.

Scrubbing floors.

I've picked up a thing or two, and I've
had no complaints from my client.

Talking of clients, I believe you've
been thinking of Mr Harper.

What if I have?

Well, I was thinking, if you were to
tell me why Harper's been coming to see

instead of getting medical attention at
the hospital...

I might see my way to not mentioning to
anyone that you know sod all about

natural healing.

That's not very nice.

Why's Harper coming here, Vera?

Very personal.

Really?

Sarge?

Sarge, it's Alex.

Must have seen us locked himself in.

Sarge?

Look, just tell him I'm a doctor.

MO's here, Sarge. Open up.

I can't do that, Sarge.

It's just a routine medical, Sarge.
That's all. Come on, MO's waiting.

It's Major Wetherill, Royal Army Medical
Corps.

Access denied, Corporal.

I need your name, rank and number.

Mivers, P.

At 183436.

Sergeant.

Right, now open this door immediately,
Sergeant.

Stand at ease, Sergeant.

Thanks, help me.

Lizzie, do you have a contact number for
Dr Wetherill?

I'll let him know.

The patient's not on the phone at that
theatre.

OK, thanks.

Good evening, Mr Rose. You working late
again?

Such is my lot, Ken.

I wondered if I could have a word with
you about Mr Harper.

Man is a constant pain in the posterior.

Well, it's funny you should say that.

Not going back. They can keep the pops
and John.

What are you going to do?

Well, the band.

Spike, you're joking. He's the best.

He's going to get gigs in London.

Mike, you can't get your gig in North
Allerton.

It's always been the same old mouth.

Listen, I've got to get back. We're on
in a minute.

Good luck, Alan.

No, there's nothing.

Doesn't matter.

Oh,

not too late.

And I told Father Kelleher I'd keep an
eye on things.

Breathe in for me.

And out.

And in.

And out.

Thank you.

Well, you're feverish and jaundiced. I
suspect you have hepatitis.

Believe me, I'll be all right.

No, I don't think I understand.

I think it would be the best if you came
into hospital.

No, ma 'am.

Alex, get her out of here.

But, Sarge! Look, I'll just give you an
order, soldier.

Now, where's your uniform?

You're no bloody major.

This is a trap.

Sarge! No, it'll be someone looking for
me.

Sarge, I'll go and see who it is.

You stay where you are.

Going to see who it is.

You're disobeying an order, Cobra.

It's my husband. He's a doctor.

Oh, another doctor, right?

What's he doing here?

Well, he'll be worried about me.

Well, he should be, shouldn't he?

He's not authorised, is he?

No, well, he doesn't know that, so let
me go and tell him.

You take one more step and I'll shoot
you.

You're not going to let him get away
with that, are you?

Stan! Eat your heart out, Pete.

Stan!

Before you go any further, Alan, think
very, very carefully.

I'm really sorry about what happened to
your mum.

And your place.

I probably would have done the same.

Well, stay there.

Look, I know that people were treated
worse than animals out there.

What do you know about it?

You know nothing about it.

Animals?

No, I'll tell you about animals. Here,
look at this.

See that?

Bainit practice.

Alex! They disemboweled his best mate
right in front of his eyes.

I can still hear him scream at the day.

And then they shoved him in a sweatbox,
right, for a few days just to calm him

down.

120 degrees in there.

Yeah, come out looking like a bloody
Sunday roast.

I stood by him, didn't I?

I looked after him. I took care of him.

Walter, you must have really, really
wanted to live.

Yeah.

I thought he'd stand by me.

Ungrateful bastard.

Alex had to buy you, though, hasn't he?

No, he has not.

We are under attack, and he's left his
post.

Let me in.

He's not gone.

He's got my wife in there.

Just open the door.

Go easy on him.

Very clever, that.

Sending a woman in as the advance party.

Thought they'd catch me by surprise, did
they?

You've got to be really smart to catch
old Foxy Mavis these days, I'll tell

I've been ambushed before, madam. I've
been ambushed before, and it ain't going

to happen again, I can tell you that.

Look, I'm not trying to ambush you.

And I won't be putting you under arrest.

Nobody is going to lock you up again.

The war is over.

We won.

You helped defeat the Japanese.

What?

But you have made your own Britain here,
Sergeant. Can't you see that?

And you've made Alex a Britainer, too.
You don't have to be.

Please, Sergeant.

Surrender your gun.

No, I don't think so.

Don't you try that stuff on me.

Don't you try that stuff on me.

Go away.

Gordon, Gordon, I'm all right.

Stay there.

You ain't going to take me alive this
time, I can tell you.

Lay down your arms, Sergeant.

You move away from the door, all right?

Move away from the door, otherwise I'll
execute the prisoner, all right?

On the count of three.

One. Patrick, it isn't Burma anymore.
Give me the gun.

Two. This isn't right.

Great. Patrick, let her go. All right.
All right. Move it.

Patrick. Bloody disgrace to the regiment
you are.

Right, come on, move it.

I've got your special healing seat all
ready.

I'd rather stand.

Is it not getting any better?

No, that neck alignment you gave me
hasn't helped at all.

Well, never mind.

I've got another idea we can try.

But I can't do anything while you've
still got your trousers on now, can I?

Let the dog see the rabbit.

You're driving me mad. I haven't been
able to sit down for a week.

I'm not surprised.

With a pile on idle sinus.

But fear not.

There's a simple operation we can
perform. Mind you, we'll need a theatre

technician. And don't worry, Mr Harper.

You give Alan back his job and your
secret's safe with us.

You come one step closer, I'll blow her
to bits.

She's a non -combatant. Let her go.

There's got to be something you can do.

No, he's gone.

Oh, God, no! What have you done?

You've been inspired.

Corporal, I'm going to have you.

I'm going to have you. I'm going to call
Marshall.

Collaborate with the enemy.

Sergeant, you're in breach of the Geneva
Convention in your abuse of a prisoner

of war.

He's going to kill us all.

Stay strong, Jill.

He'll go easier on you.

We're going to get you out of here.

this, Sarge.

Let them go if they run outside.

Ah, sorry, Sam.

No can do.

So now, Alex.

He's not going to like it.

Welcome back, Alan.

I'm not stopping.

I've just come to empty my locker.

Ah, but Mr. Rose needs you.

He scheduled a late operation.

What about Mr. Harper?

Oh, you'll see.

Come on.

Ten days? The wound needs to be left
open. It'll need to be rehacked and

every day. And for that time, you will
have to lie on your tum -tum.

Ah, here's Morris. You have something to
say to him.

Have your job back.

Don't think he heard that.

Have your job back.

Ah, thanks, Mr Harper.

And a pay rise of two pounds a week.

Ah, that's great.

Excellent. Well, I'll leave you to begin
your recuperation.

I shall return tomorrow to take
photographs for a case study I am

submit. Delighted.

What is a pilonidal sinus?

Well, it's a condition that occurs in
men.

Especially hairy men.

Yeah, it's an avalanche of these crimps.

You know, between, um, backside.

Explained by Harper was running around
like a blue -boned fly.

That's all we know.

So embarrassed to go and talk to one of
our own doctors.

Who's that at this time?

Er... My tenants.

They've come to thought out the details.

Hold on, what tenants?

Hello.

Hello. Hello, Ken.

Evening, Ken.

Frankie, you're in the back room, top of
the stairs, first right. Dr Goodwin,

you know where you're going.

Let me know if there's anything you'll
need. I'll have your keys cut when

moving properly.

Right.

Come on.

I'm not having my daughter living with
two strange men.

I'm used to living with strange men. I
grew up with one.

You. Lily, I mean it.

Dad, if things go on as they are, I'll
be up to my ears in debt.

But taking in lodgers.

It's what I want.

And any nonsense from them, I'll be
straight on the phone.

You do that.

All right, Sarge.

If there's anything I can do.

I can't help it.

A street baguette, eh?

May he rest in peace.