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Oh my god, come on, don't be a pussy.

I haven't been fucked in so long. I'm horny, you're here, let's just go.

Um, I thought there was going to be two beds.

Sorry honey, that's all they had available.

Um, okay. I guess I'll sleep on the couch then.

No, don't be silly. You don't have to sleep on the couch. You can sleep here.

Really? But isn't that weird? You're my stepmom.

I don't think it's weird at all.

Okay. Um, I guess not then.

Okay, I'm going to go freshen up for bed and I'll be back.

Okay.

I'm sorry. I have to pee really bad.

Shouldn't you cover up?

Don't be silly, honey. You've seen me naked before.

Um, okay. I'll be real quick.

Oh, my God.

Damn.

Good

night,

sweetie.

Oh, good night, Mom.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, shit.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry. I thought you were asleep.

No worries. No need to be worried.

It's just natural.

Yeah, but you're my stepmom, and you're going to tell my dad.

I would never tell your dad.

Whatever happens on our vacation.

Yeah, but isn't that super weird, though?

I mean, I should have slept on the couch. I'm sorry.

No, it's not weird.

Okay, I'll go back to sleep, I promise. Don't tell Dad, okay?

Never tell Dad.

It's our secret.

Whatever happens.

What do you mean, whatever happens?

I mean... What are you doing?

It looks like you need some help. Just helping you out.

You're crazy. You're really dumb, Mom, though.

Yeah, I'm not your real mom.

So...

You're not going to tell dad.

It'll be our little secret. Never tell dad.

Um, okay.

Holy shit.

Are you guys stuck in it?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Don't worry, whatever happens on our little vacation is our secret.

Are you sure?

100%.

Bye. Bye.

So what happens on vacation stays on vacation?

Exactly. No telling, Dad.