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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,630 --> 00:00:48,359 There's some beers in the fridge and some cold meat, and I've left Chloe's 2 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:49,860 number on my desk. You're right. 3 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:53,730 I don't let Chloe stay up all night watching telly. I won't. You usually do. 4 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:54,850 I won't. 5 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:01,920 Listen, why don't you stay over? 6 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:05,900 What? At Cathy's. Why don't you stay over? You might as well. 7 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:11,620 Well, I suppose I could, but I... Look, I don't go out till 12 tomorrow anyway. 8 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,800 As long as you're back before then. Stay over, why not? 9 00:01:15,230 --> 00:01:20,390 maybe I will probably I will have a good time you too 10 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:00,870 My dad's home. 11 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:03,000 Don't you like your dad, is that it? 12 00:02:03,001 --> 00:02:05,999 Cindy, I get the feeling you're trying to tell me something here. 13 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,640 Your dad, does he hit you? 14 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:08,930 He never hits me. 15 00:02:08,931 --> 00:02:10,579 Then why? 16 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:11,630 Don't touch me! 17 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:16,720 Your dad, does he make you do things? Bad things? 18 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:19,970 I'm right, aren't I? 19 00:02:29,870 --> 00:02:30,920 Have a good day. 20 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:33,420 Is Mum home? 21 00:02:35,770 --> 00:02:36,820 Morning, 22 00:02:52,790 --> 00:02:54,030 Spike. Morning, Linda. 23 00:02:54,270 --> 00:02:56,320 Your record review. I've made a few notes. 24 00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:59,460 The kit is all over it. Cross the spike at your spelling mistake. 25 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,600 U after Q, always. And speaking of always, it's got one L. 26 00:03:02,601 --> 00:03:05,699 Trim down the beginning, beef up the end, and get Sarah to help you with the 27 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:08,919 middle. You misspelled illiterate, too. Check your school reports. 28 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,600 You haven't got a cross on that one. 29 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,050 Here. 30 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:13,870 That's only one. 31 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,160 Illiterate's got two Ls. 32 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,120 Not the way you spell it. 33 00:03:17,121 --> 00:03:19,139 Ah, yeah, well, I'm learning. 34 00:03:19,140 --> 00:03:20,640 And that's learning with one L. 35 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,340 Spelling, do you love it or what? 36 00:03:24,341 --> 00:03:28,479 Do you remember two years ago I was sick on your living room carpet? Remember 37 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,590 it. I'm still waiting for you to clean it up. 38 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:32,500 Why? I'm just remembering it myself. 39 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,710 I guess I should have expected this, really. 40 00:03:35,711 --> 00:03:36,959 Expected what? 41 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:40,419 Well, that a guy like you could never really fully comprehend the kind of 42 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,160 relationship that Linda and I have. 43 00:03:42,161 --> 00:03:45,559 Spike, don't start with me. It's a spiritual thing, really. Spike, I've 44 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:46,779 watching your relationship. 45 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:49,639 I mean, she brushes past you in the doorway and it takes you three laps 46 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:52,279 the newsroom and a quick dip in the canal before you can even start 47 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:53,740 properly. Is that spiritual? 48 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:55,680 You said it. That's spiritual. 49 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,860 It's sad, Thompson. It's very sad. 50 00:03:58,460 --> 00:03:59,510 Yeah, but get this. 51 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:00,650 I'm in love. 52 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:03,650 Do what you must. 53 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,160 Are you in love with Attila the skirt? 54 00:04:07,420 --> 00:04:09,830 You got it. Tell me, does she kiss with her teeth? 55 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:11,880 That's kind of a painful subject. 56 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,650 Spike, listen to me. 57 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,540 That woman is dangerous. Forget it. She'll take you to pieces. 58 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:19,500 Dangerous? Are you serious? 59 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:20,990 Just look at her. 60 00:04:20,991 --> 00:04:23,979 Graham, what the hell is this supposed to be? 61 00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:28,039 I told you I wanted 500 words maximum. I said I wanted facts, not theories. I'm 62 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,199 absolutely sick of your pathetic inability to follow the simplest and 63 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,699 instructions. One thing I've always wondered about you, Graham, when you 64 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:36,320 in the mornings, how do you tell? 65 00:04:36,861 --> 00:04:39,499 Well, which one is Graham? 66 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:40,550 He's in hospital. 67 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,300 What are the visiting hours? Linda. 68 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,180 See? Isn't she sweet? 69 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,560 Why don't you take this, Spike? 70 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,310 They're going to need something to put your head in. 71 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,330 Hi, Spike. 72 00:04:51,820 --> 00:04:53,200 How's the latest brunette? 73 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,880 Sam, she's not just my latest brunette. 74 00:04:56,260 --> 00:04:58,800 I didn't mean your latest brunette. I meant hers. 75 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,090 How are you? 76 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,850 Head over heels. 77 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:03,760 Spike, where's Colin? 78 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,090 Hello? 79 00:05:18,740 --> 00:05:20,200 Hi, did I get the right one? 80 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:21,820 No. What is it, Tiddler? 81 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:27,059 I've got some information for you. It's about Cindy Watkins. Cindy? She goes to 82 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,230 the same school as us. She's Norbridge High. 83 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,320 The old days, eh? 84 00:05:32,321 --> 00:05:36,239 Remember them? We haven't seen you round the newsroom much lately. 85 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,380 We miss you, me old mate. 86 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:43,079 You and me, eh? The things we used to get up to. Craziness City, right? The 87 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,130 terrible two. 88 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,460 That's a good question. 89 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,180 Hey, sure, we're buddies, shoot. 90 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:48,390 Who's Roger? 91 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,680 You're not Roger. I'm Billy. 92 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,750 Oh, right, Roger was the one with the limp. 93 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:55,950 Easy mistake. 94 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,640 Let me save you some time. 95 00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:00,450 You know I can hack into the school computer. 96 00:06:00,451 --> 00:06:03,939 You want me to get in there and pull someone's school records for you? 97 00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:06,579 Her name's Cindy Watkins. She's in the first year. I'll help you get the 98 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:07,660 on. Forget it. 99 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,360 What? I'm under orders from Linda. 100 00:06:10,361 --> 00:06:13,959 On no account of you to be allowed anywhere near the school records. 101 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,010 Linda said that? 102 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,170 She did. 103 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,490 Well, I'm hurt. 104 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,440 Obviously, she doesn't trust me. 105 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:26,689 Look, Billy, I'm going to be straight with you. 106 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:30,410 I know how I sound. I open my mouth and it's a hustle. I can't help that. 107 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:33,860 But just this once, this is not for me. I'm not pulling something. 108 00:06:33,870 --> 00:06:36,250 Yeah. This is serious. A serious situation. 109 00:06:36,690 --> 00:06:39,370 As serious as it can be. And how serious is that? 110 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:42,620 What do you mean? How much do you owe and who do you owe it to? 111 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:47,330 A lizard, you say? 112 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:48,900 A lizard, yes. 113 00:06:49,650 --> 00:06:51,490 Escape from the science department. 114 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,420 It's an experimental lizard. 115 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:58,559 Oh, well, perhaps it will find its way outside and be safe there. Well, it's 116 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,360 its natural habitat, Miss McGuigan. 117 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,780 Perhaps it will get adopted by a rabbit or something. 118 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:07,879 Well, I'm afraid we can't allow that to happen, you see. This lizard is 119 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:08,930 radioactive. 120 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,980 Radioactive? My grief. 121 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,600 Exactly. Who knows what size it may be by now. 122 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,560 I wish my husband was here. 123 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,310 Actually, I'm glad it's you, Miss McGuigan. 124 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:25,399 I don't think Miss Hesop would have believed me quite as quickly. 125 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,020 Well, you know you could be right. 126 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:28,800 I need to get in here. 127 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:30,370 I'll get the key. 128 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:35,039 Ah, Miss McGuigan, is Rosalie... Corin thinks there might be a radioactive 129 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,820 lizard in that filing cabinet. 130 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:40,470 Again? 131 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,360 Sir, will you please listen to me? 132 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:51,219 Write this out 500 times for tomorrow. Look, I know how it seems, but it's not 133 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:52,039 what you think. 134 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,180 I've got a problem, sir. 135 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:54,350 Yes, Colin. 136 00:07:54,351 --> 00:07:58,699 Look, can I talk to you seriously for a moment? I very much doubt it. It's 137 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:00,220 important. Goodbye, Colin. 138 00:08:01,140 --> 00:08:02,900 Why will nobody take me seriously? 139 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,760 Colin, don't forget your lizard neck. 140 00:08:08,561 --> 00:08:15,169 Colin, I want the books. And I don't want to hear how they've been eaten by 141 00:08:15,170 --> 00:08:18,769 cat, or how they were stolen by a roving band of deranged accountants, or how 142 00:08:18,770 --> 00:08:21,449 the recent stock market collapse in New Guinea has rendered the figures 143 00:08:21,450 --> 00:08:24,290 meaningless in a very real sense. I want the books now. 144 00:08:28,770 --> 00:08:30,150 You're giving me the books? 145 00:08:39,130 --> 00:08:42,260 Don't think you've fooled me for a minute. I want the real books. 146 00:08:51,610 --> 00:08:52,660 Cindy. 147 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:54,960 Cindy. 148 00:08:59,710 --> 00:09:00,760 Cindy. 149 00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:04,910 Cindy, I just want to talk. 150 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:07,030 I want to do lunch. 151 00:09:07,230 --> 00:09:08,950 Have lunch. Eat lunch. 152 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:17,290 Can I go now? 153 00:09:18,770 --> 00:09:20,590 Cindy, I don't know what to say to you. 154 00:09:20,591 --> 00:09:24,489 Tell me about the pink rabbit suit. The time you went to that funeral dressed as 155 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:25,329 a pink rabbit. 156 00:09:25,330 --> 00:09:29,360 Cindy, I know something's happening to you. Something bad, something terrible. 157 00:09:29,530 --> 00:09:31,330 And I know it's to do with your father. 158 00:09:31,930 --> 00:09:35,889 The way I heard it, you just forgot you had the rabbit suit on. Your friends had 159 00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:36,789 to tell you. 160 00:09:36,790 --> 00:09:39,080 And I'm sure I know what it is he's doing to you. 161 00:09:39,081 --> 00:09:43,489 But you'd got yourself stuck in the rabbit suit, so you had to go with it 162 00:09:43,490 --> 00:09:46,799 on. But you didn't know that the guy you were supposed to be meeting had just 163 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:50,759 died, and you ran into the middle of his funeral shouting, Hi, everyone, I'm a 164 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:51,810 bunny gram. 165 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,240 He never hits me. 166 00:09:56,140 --> 00:10:00,319 I know he doesn't, but he does other things for you, things you don't think 167 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,370 should be doing. 168 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:04,720 Have you still got the rabbit suit? 169 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:08,959 I have to know for sure, Cindy. You've got to tell me. Bring in your rabbit 170 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,480 suit. I want to see it. I need to know for sure. 171 00:10:19,690 --> 00:10:23,389 I think you're asking for my help. I think you're wanting me to help you. I'm 172 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,390 not. Good, because I'm the wrong guy. 173 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:28,209 You've got to go and see someone else, Cindy. I'm no use. 174 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:32,789 You know what I am? I'm a pink rabbit at a funeral. I'm a radioactive lizard in 175 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:33,840 a filing cabinet. 176 00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:38,110 I'm the guy who tried to market inflatable phones to the poolside 177 00:10:38,111 --> 00:10:41,889 My own mother doesn't believe a word I say unless she's got three independent 178 00:10:41,890 --> 00:10:43,330 witnesses and a death threat. 179 00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:45,040 I'm a jerk, Cindy. 180 00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:46,970 I think you're great. 181 00:10:47,790 --> 00:10:49,630 The stuff you do, I think it's great. 182 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:52,610 Bring in your rabbit suit. 183 00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:08,410 I was just going up these stairs. 184 00:11:08,411 --> 00:11:10,309 No particular reason or anything. 185 00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:11,360 Yeah, sure. 186 00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:12,920 So, hi. 187 00:11:13,790 --> 00:11:16,170 Hi. I was just going up these stairs. 188 00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:18,780 Right. No particular reason. 189 00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:20,390 You said. 190 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:22,900 Well, I think I'll go up a minute. 191 00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:33,220 I was just going up these stairs. 192 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,840 No particular reason or anything. 193 00:11:35,841 --> 00:11:37,119 Me neither. 194 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,170 Is that right? 195 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:39,930 What a coincidence. 196 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,660 Oh, it's just amazing. 197 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,490 Look, do you mind? 198 00:11:43,491 --> 00:11:46,769 You're both really cute and everything, and if you're selling the film rights to 199 00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:50,389 this little romance, I'm in. But I don't really want to listen to it at the 200 00:11:50,390 --> 00:11:51,440 moment, okay? 201 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:19,770 Cindy? 202 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,840 Cindy, what are you doing here? 203 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,120 Did my wife let you in? 204 00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:26,070 Cindy? 205 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:28,890 Cindy? 206 00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:30,830 Sorry, I forgot. 207 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:33,990 Is your mum home? 208 00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:37,510 Dad? 209 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,400 Is that why you're here? 210 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,130 We've got to go. 211 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:44,940 Cindy, no, wait. 212 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,190 You can stay here. 213 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,400 Why? What for? 214 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,020 What will you do? 215 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,420 Cindy? How could you help me, Colin? 216 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,910 How could someone like you ever help anyone? 217 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:58,940 Who'd ever believe a word you say? 218 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,720 Who'd ever take you seriously? 219 00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:02,500 You know what you are? 220 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:03,830 You're useless. 221 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,450 Completely useless. 222 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:09,850 Useless? 223 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,250 Colin? 224 00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:14,080 There's a girl here for you. The girl? 225 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,510 Cindy. 226 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:21,930 Linda. Hi. 227 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,500 The books you gave me were real. 228 00:13:24,501 --> 00:13:27,279 I thought they were faked, but they weren't. I checked. 229 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:30,519 Over the last few days, you haven't tried to hustle once in the newsroom. 230 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,139 Short of you being tied up and gagged, I can't think of anything that would 231 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:34,190 normally stop you. 232 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,820 And today you blew up at Spike and me, and I've never seen you do that. 233 00:13:37,821 --> 00:13:40,939 Of all the people I thought would notice. 234 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:41,990 I'm the last? 235 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,220 Of all the people I thought would care. 236 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,620 I'm not sure I do care. 237 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,310 I don't know what your problem is yet, but I do know it's serious. 238 00:13:49,311 --> 00:13:52,239 And how do you know that? Because you live for what you do. 239 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,560 You live to hustle, right? 240 00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:54,990 Yeah, so? 241 00:13:54,991 --> 00:13:57,439 Well, it's like you live for your work. 242 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:00,499 Like there's nothing outside of that. No social life, nothing. 243 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,550 Just what you do. 244 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:04,610 And of course, there's your appalling dress sense. 245 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:08,519 What's appalling dress sense got to do with it? I'm just trying to think of 246 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,080 everything we've got in common. 247 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,260 The point I'm making is this. 248 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,380 I know how an obsessive behaves because I am one. 249 00:14:15,381 --> 00:14:18,899 And I know how much it takes to knock an obsessive off the tracks because I've 250 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,879 been there. 251 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,879 If you remember ending up as editor a few months ago, you'll know what I'm 252 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:23,930 talking about. 253 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,770 Right. So whatever it is you're going through, it's got to be pretty bad, 254 00:14:27,771 --> 00:14:31,999 Yeah. And I think I'm the only person who's likely to know that, which kind of 255 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,019 places me under an obligation, doesn't it? 256 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:36,910 I mean, us obsessives have got to stick together, right? 257 00:14:36,911 --> 00:14:38,819 You really want to hear this? 258 00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:42,160 No. But I think you should talk to someone, and I think I'm it. 259 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,330 Want to walk? 260 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,360 I find this kind of chat easier walking. 261 00:14:46,831 --> 00:14:48,759 Me too. 262 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:49,810 Come on, then. 263 00:14:49,811 --> 00:14:52,119 I really can't believe we're having this conversation. 264 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,899 I can't believe you're taking this sort of interest in me. 265 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,760 Well, if it helps, think of it this way. 266 00:14:56,761 --> 00:14:59,699 You haven't sold one piece of advertising this week and our budget's 267 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:03,430 shaky. I'm just trying to get your head together before you mess up my paper. 268 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,540 Actually, that does help. 269 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,530 OK, Linda. 270 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:20,030 Bedtime story. 271 00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:58,080 Well... Hello, Junior Gazette. 272 00:15:58,800 --> 00:15:59,850 Oh, hi, Spike. 273 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:01,220 How did you know I was here? 274 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,070 Yeah, I suppose it was a pretty safe bet. 275 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,520 Look, can I phone you back? 276 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,470 Well, it's just that I'm busy at the moment. 277 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,050 What? 278 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:11,580 Of course you're not. 279 00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:13,390 You're not Spike. 280 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,440 Spike, you are not my latest brunette. 281 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,640 I never knew you could be so paranoid. 282 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,460 You are disgusting. 283 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:24,840 Look, I've got to go. 284 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,060 No, really, I've got to go. 285 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,340 And you're not my latest brunette, OK? 286 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,940 I've had several since you. 287 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:36,830 Sorry. 288 00:16:36,831 --> 00:16:37,779 That's OK. 289 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,220 Nice to see something normal. 290 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,420 This really has got to you, hasn't it? 291 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,530 Yeah. 292 00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:44,720 So how sure are you? 293 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:48,100 Sure. That Cindy's being sexually abused by her father. 294 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,240 You make it sound so... Colin, are you sure? 295 00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:55,819 It's just like gut certainty, you know? Like when you're selling and you hit the 296 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,200 right price, you just know. 297 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,860 But I'm not selling, and I can't really be sure. 298 00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:05,019 I mean, I can't go pointing fingers, can I? I can't go accusing her dad of 299 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:05,979 anything. 300 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:08,390 What if I was wrong, thinking the damage I'd do? 301 00:17:08,391 --> 00:17:11,659 If there is something going on, she's got to be the one to say. 302 00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:13,479 Yeah, but she's never going to tell anyone. 303 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,180 Not for years. Maybe never. 304 00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:17,349 But we can't just let this go on. 305 00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:18,529 I know. 306 00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:20,390 So somehow you've got to persuade her. 307 00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:24,969 How, Linda? I'm a salesman. That's all I am, not a counsellor. Then sell her an 308 00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:26,630 idea. Don't patronise me. 309 00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:30,449 Sell her the idea that if something's happening, she should tell someone. 310 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,790 patronising me. I'm not. 311 00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,750 Colin, I'm serious about this. 312 00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:38,069 You're right. You're a salesman. You're a very good salesman. You're the best 313 00:17:38,070 --> 00:17:39,750 salesman I've ever met. So sell. 314 00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:41,380 Right, Linda, sure. 315 00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:43,880 I'll have a few posters printed up, shall I? Oh! 316 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,850 How about a couple of tasteful little adverts? 317 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,490 Oh, I know a hoarding in the town centre we could use. How about that? 318 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,340 You're not thinking, Colin. 319 00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:53,710 I'm not thinking. 320 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,600 Sorry, Linda, I've had enough of this. 321 00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:57,320 How about a TV commercial? 322 00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,360 Or some jazzy little pamphlets? 323 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:02,410 How about a brochure with four colour pictures? 324 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,890 Or a newspaper? 325 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,660 Linda, I know child abuse is important. I accept child abuse is important. 326 00:18:18,661 --> 00:18:22,179 But why is it suddenly more important than anything else in the middle of this 327 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:25,619 week? Linda, we've got the guy from the NSPCC coming in at seven. Who do you 328 00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:28,679 want interviewing him? You. Get as much info from him as you can. But 329 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,619 specifically, we want to know what happens to the child once they tell 330 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:34,210 what's going on. We've got to cover that angle. Right. 331 00:18:34,211 --> 00:18:37,559 I just suddenly thought it was time we dealt with this issue. Yeah, and boy, do 332 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,610 you mean suddenly. 333 00:18:38,611 --> 00:18:41,209 Totally clearing an addiction takes time, you know. 334 00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:43,129 Do you want to guess what time I went to bed last night? 335 00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:43,789 Tell me. 336 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:44,689 Not yet. 337 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:45,449 Me neither. 338 00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:48,040 Give this lot to Kate. Tell her I want about 200 words. 339 00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:49,430 Any particular angle? 340 00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:50,930 Just tell her I want it good. 341 00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:52,100 Yes, boss. 342 00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:57,040 What do you think? 343 00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:59,589 Why did we have to go for the next edition? 344 00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:01,269 Another week couldn't have hurt that much. 345 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:04,269 This lot worked best on the run. And besides, I get a kick out of it. 346 00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:05,669 What do you think of the article? 347 00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:06,529 Is it serious? 348 00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:08,270 The lead article's always serious. 349 00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:10,530 No, it's not right. 350 00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:12,180 It's not selling. 351 00:19:13,370 --> 00:19:14,420 Sarah. 352 00:19:14,510 --> 00:19:18,060 Sarah, I've been reading your lead. Do you mind if I make a few comments? 353 00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:19,710 What? Well, do you mind? 354 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,010 Um, well, you don't. 355 00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:23,560 Well, it's just this. 356 00:19:23,561 --> 00:19:25,109 What's the article for? 357 00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:26,370 What's it supposed to do? 358 00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:28,580 What's your market? 359 00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:32,170 Market? Look, you've got to look at it like this. 360 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,849 Now, somewhere out there, there's a kid who's going to be reading this paper 361 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:39,729 who's actually being assaulted, who's actually being abused. What are you 362 00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:40,780 to say to them? 363 00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:44,539 Look, we've all got to get it into our heads, all that stuff about what happens 364 00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:48,259 afterwards, what happens once they've actually come out and said something. 365 00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:49,820 That's important, that's good. 366 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,439 And we've got to show them that everything's going to be OK, right? 367 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,079 prove that life doesn't end once they've told someone. 368 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:59,300 But most important of all, we've got to get them to tell someone. 369 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,070 That's the sell, guys, that's the clincher. 370 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:03,660 Now, the thing is this. 371 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:08,119 These kids don't like what's happening to them. I mean, they want it stopped, 372 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,650 right? So why haven't they told someone already? 373 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,150 What's the problem? 374 00:20:12,151 --> 00:20:15,319 What we're dealing with here, guys, is consumer resistance. 375 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,859 If you're going to make a sale, that's the thing to beat. 376 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,000 Consumer resistance? 377 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:23,139 Exactly. Like this. Kenny, you're the kid that's being abused. Why haven't you 378 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,190 told someone? 379 00:20:24,191 --> 00:20:25,459 Do I do this? 380 00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:26,459 Yeah. 381 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:29,290 Well, I'm ashamed. I don't want anyone to know about this. 382 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,530 It's dirty. 383 00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:34,259 It's not you that should be ashamed. This is not your fault. It's the fault 384 00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:35,820 the person who's doing it to you. 385 00:20:35,821 --> 00:20:39,099 And you're not the only one it's ever been done to, and no -one's going to 386 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,150 you because of it. 387 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,450 You're not alone, you're not dirty, and it's not your fault. 388 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,970 Make that point. 389 00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:46,390 Right, sure. 390 00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:47,830 Well, note it down. 391 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,930 I'm sorry. 392 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,740 Right, what else? What else is stopping you? 393 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,650 I'm scared. I'm worried what my dad will do if I tell. 394 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,550 Once you've come and asked for help, we promise you'll be looked after. 395 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,880 There are people whose job it is to help you. 396 00:21:00,881 --> 00:21:02,979 You've got that, Sarah? 397 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:04,030 I'm noting it down. 398 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,490 Who do I tell? 399 00:21:06,010 --> 00:21:07,060 Someone you trust. 400 00:21:07,061 --> 00:21:10,929 A teacher's a good bet. They've got the backup. A teacher or someone you trust. 401 00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:14,389 And if they don't help you, you tell someone else. You keep telling until you 402 00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:16,310 find the person who's going to help you. 403 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:18,070 That's important, Sarah. 404 00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:19,240 I know. 405 00:21:19,970 --> 00:21:21,170 I'm worried about my dad. 406 00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:25,210 What? Well, maybe you still love him. I mean, he is my dad. 407 00:21:25,211 --> 00:21:28,729 What's going to happen to him? Well, if your dad loves you, then he knows you 408 00:21:28,730 --> 00:21:31,829 shouldn't be doing this. He knows he's harming you. And if he can't stop doing 409 00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:34,180 it on his own, then he needs someone to stop him. 410 00:21:34,270 --> 00:21:35,320 Got it. 411 00:21:35,321 --> 00:21:39,569 So let's go for it. Remember, guys, we want the kid through the door and 412 00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:41,250 talking. So let's sell, sell, sell. 413 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:42,800 Get to it. 414 00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:44,180 OK, boss. 415 00:21:44,610 --> 00:21:45,660 Sorry, boss. 416 00:21:45,661 --> 00:21:47,849 He's actually quite intelligent, isn't he? 417 00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:48,900 Mr Fay. 418 00:21:56,010 --> 00:22:01,009 I just wanted to say you're an immoral, dishonest, tasteless little hustler. But 419 00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:02,060 you're OK. 420 00:22:02,061 --> 00:22:06,799 Which doesn't mean I don't want the financial report on time and accurate at 421 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,850 Thursday meeting. 422 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,090 Doesn't mean you're going to get it either. 423 00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:12,080 At times you're kind of okay yourself. 424 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,840 Yeah, but I don't make a habit of it. 425 00:22:47,090 --> 00:22:49,770 I know what you're trying to do, and I hate you. 426 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,260 Colin, where are you going? 427 00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:16,350 Excuse me, sir. 428 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:17,610 Colin! 429 00:23:17,611 --> 00:23:19,639 It's all right, sir. 430 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,690 Excuse me. 431 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:22,930 Colin! 432 00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:25,650 There's no point in this, Colin. I need to talk to her. 433 00:23:25,651 --> 00:23:28,499 We agreed it had to come from her. She has to say it herself. 434 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,900 I still need to talk to her. 435 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,950 Miss Denham, can you tell me what class is he walking to? 436 00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:35,400 Colin, there's no point. 437 00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:36,880 Ah, yes, the lizard man. 438 00:23:36,881 --> 00:23:40,719 Look, can you just tell me what class she's in? Can you just tell me why Miss 439 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,640 McGuigan is now bringing a net to work? 440 00:23:42,641 --> 00:23:46,209 Please, Miss Hesop, can you just tell me what class Cindy Watkins is in? 441 00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:47,450 She's not in her class. 442 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:49,490 Can I see you both outside, please? 443 00:23:53,601 --> 00:23:58,589 Cindy asked to be excused from class this morning. 444 00:23:58,590 --> 00:24:00,269 She's with Miss Sanford at the moment. 445 00:24:00,270 --> 00:24:01,309 The guidance teacher? 446 00:24:01,310 --> 00:24:04,430 Yes. I just thought you'd like to, um, know. 447 00:24:04,730 --> 00:24:05,810 So what's happening? 448 00:24:06,010 --> 00:24:09,970 You've got to tell us what's happening. Is she... Has she... What's happening? 449 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,450 Colin, you know I can't tell you that. 450 00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:13,940 But I can tell you this. 451 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:17,220 I was very impressed with your child abuse edition. 452 00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:20,980 I thought it was... very effective. 453 00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:24,270 Well done. 454 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,799 She must have... Just after she talked to me, she must have... Don't ever tell 455 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,850 anyone I did this. 456 00:24:50,831 --> 00:24:52,599 Thanks, Colin. 457 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,119 Cindy, these things are important. 458 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,040 Frankly, this is not a good report card. 459 00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:58,790 You know, when I first met you, you were a real fun guy. 460 00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:02,210 Now you spend all your time bugging me about school and stuff. 461 00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:05,550 Everyone else you try and hustle. Me, you nag about homework. 462 00:25:05,551 --> 00:25:08,599 And I don't like some of the people you're hanging around with either. I 463 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,119 some of them are friends of mine. 464 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,339 And you still haven't shown me your rabbit suit. 465 00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:14,100 I mean, how long have I been asking? 466 00:25:14,101 --> 00:25:16,379 Look at this. Your marks have gone down in English. 467 00:25:16,380 --> 00:25:18,910 And I'll bet you paid lots of attention in English. 468 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:22,939 You don't want to turn out like me. Yes, I do. No, you don't. Do. Don't. Show us 469 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:24,049 your rabbit suit. Shut up. 470 00:25:24,050 --> 00:25:28,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36588

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