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Kenny's here. Come down and see Kenny.
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Linda, I'm warning you. Get down those
stairs.
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Linda!
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Come on, Linda. Get a move on.
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He's in the garden. Go and get him his
present.
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Linda, I'm warning you.
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Did you tidy your room?
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Linda? Yes?
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Well, I'm going to go and look, and if I
find you haven't...
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Hello,
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Linda. It's my birthday today.
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No, it isn't.
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Is that my present?
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No.
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You can have a shot of my sword if you
want.
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What's your dog's name?
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Jasper.
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It was doggy before.
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It's Jasper.
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Linda, this room is not tidy. Upstairs
and tidy it now.
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Do I have to come down and get you?
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Right.
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Where are you going?
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Your mum's coming.
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Kenny,
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where's Linda?
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Kenny? Oh, hello, Mrs Day.
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Where's Linda?
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She just popped out for a minute.
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Sam, please.
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Are you telling me you wiggle like that
and don't know it?
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Look, can we discuss your proposed
spending programme for the Graphics
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Department's quarterly budget
allocation?
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What does that word mean?
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Which one?
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Anyone.
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Look, I need to talk to you about how
you're spending the money.
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I told you, I gave you that submission
thingy. Yeah, right. Let's have a look,
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shall we?
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Where's the Department of Spending
Proposals? An HB pencil and a thumb bit.
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Well, I can explain the pencil.
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Yeah, well, keep going.
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Kenny, I need a sunbed. I need a skin
tint that goes with my hair colour.
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And you think that's a justified office
purchase, do you? Yeah, of course it's
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justified. If I don't stay gorgeous,
what are the guys around here going to
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think about at night?
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I'm sure they'll manage to think about
someone else.
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Exactly.
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Well, we'll compromise then. How about a
hole in the roof?
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Sonia, push off a minute, will you?
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So, how are you feeling?
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Hey. About Jenny? About being dumped any
better?
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You know how it is.
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Nah, I'm fine, really. I just have this
occasional tendency to drop to my knees,
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beat the ground with my fists and sob
hysterically.
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Mum has to tether me up in the garden at
night so I can howl at the moon.
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But basically, I'm still the warm,
lovable human being as I ever was.
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Except I can't speak to brunettes
without attempting to strangle them.
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Speaking of brunettes... Hey, there are
other girls in the world.
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Yeah? That's what everyone says, but I
don't believe them.
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So what can I do for you then, boss?
With you in a moment, Kenny.
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Oh, miss.
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Ruby Grogan? Yes?
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Sorry, but Spike won't be coming in
today. Oh? He's a bit off colour.
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Well, parts of him. This is rash again.
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He's what?
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He's horribly inflamed.
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Inflamed? Horribly, yes. Well, you know,
that's when the swords start, right?
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Well, should I go and see him? Well,
actually, look at him, you mean. Oh, no,
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wouldn't advise that. Anyway, it's
contagious.
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It is?
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Very. You haven't been touching anything
of his, have you?
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Well, I sat in his chair.
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You'll be all right. I know you will.
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You told her I was busy. Yes.
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Thanks.
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Who is she, Spike?
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No, she's just some girl who's got
stuck. I mean, she follows me everywhere
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go, spies on every girl that I talk to.
She won't leave me alone for a minute.
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Who's that, Linda?
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Ah, not you, Linda. I mean some other
idiot.
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I mean, look, maybe it's best if I
just... Amazing,
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really. How could anyone be madly in
love with you?
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I don't know.
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But then again, I'm the only person in
this conversation who isn't. No, I am.
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Oh, cute.
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Can we talk, Spike, man to man?
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Man to what?
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So what can I do for you then, boss?
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We'll do you in a moment, Kenny.
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Thanks, boss.
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Kenny, where did Sarah... Linda?
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Ruby, Grogan, Spike, just stay away from
her.
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Don't tell me you're falling in love
again.
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And you haven't got round to telling the
lady yet.
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Ethel's still got two, right? I'm
warning you, Spike, just keep away from
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I'm trying to.
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What are you going to do if I don't?
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Spike, I don't want to get violent.
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Violent? Well, rude.
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Rude? Well, a bit offhand, certainly.
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Well, more kind of reserved, you know,
distant, coldly polite.
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So if I don't stay away from Ruby,
you're going to get polite with me?
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Yeah.
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And that's just the starters.
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It's only a photograph, Linda.
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Where did Sarah get this?
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Something she's working on.
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Why? What's the matter?
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Nothing. Look, could you get me the
sales figures for last month? I'm going
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need them before the meeting.
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Sure thing.
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Hey!
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You're lost, aren't you? You don't know
where you are, do you?
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Do so.
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Where are you then? Bet you don't know
the name of the street.
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Bet you don't. I do.
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What is it then?
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Jasper Street.
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Jasper Street. Jasper Street.
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Jasper Street.
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Was I shouting?
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You were calling for your mummy.
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You haven't done that since you were a
baby.
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Nightmare? Yeah.
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But I'm okay. I'm fine.
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Everything's under control.
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You sure?
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I'm not a baby now, Mum.
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You're still a mummy. Don't say it.
Don't say I'm still your baby.
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I wasn't going to.
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But you are.
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Mum?
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Did I ever have a sort of wood carving
thing?
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A grinning man?
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Yes, I think you did.
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It was years ago, though.
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Good night, Mum.
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Are you sure you're all right?
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I'm fine. You don't want to come in with
me?
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Mum, I'm 16.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, Mum.
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Leave the light on.
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Linda, it's four o 'clock in the
morning.
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Look, I'm sure it was your birthday or
something, maybe about ten years ago.
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I ran off somewhere and got lost,
remember?
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No.
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Yeah, vaguely.
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Turned out you was only a couple of
streets away, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Didn't I bring you home?
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That's right, that was the birthday you
didn't give me a present.
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I did. I remember.
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I'm sure I had a present for you.
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Yeah, you had one, all right. You just
didn't give it to me.
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Well, I'd got lost that day. It probably
just slipped my mind. Look. Your mind?
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You buried it in a flower bed.
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I only found it four years later. I was
grave -digging for one of your hamster
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funerals. Look, I don't think this is
the right time to discuss birthday
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presents. Why not?
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Kenny, it's four o 'clock in the
morning!
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Sarah! Linda, spot on my chin. How's it
doing?
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It could go off at any moment. Don't
stay close to anyone you love.
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Yeah, it was something I was going to
ask you about.
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Old lady at the end of our street, she
was burgled. There was nothing very
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valuable, but a lot of stuff she was
kind of, well, attached to.
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Including this?
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Yeah.
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The police got together photographs of
the missing items.
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The recognisable stuff, you know.
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And I was wondering, well, she's kind of
an old friend of the family.
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Maybe we could publish them. Someone
might recognise something.
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It could help.
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This was burgled from the old lady's
house?
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Yeah.
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You know what's funny?
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Grace had one of these when I was a kid.
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He used to sit on the shelf in my room.
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You know, it scared the living daylights
out of me. I used to have nightmares
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about it.
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Is something the matter?
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You're wrong. You must be.
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I've told you, your memory's playing
tricks.
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It isn't. It can't be.
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This is so weird.
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Look, I've been trying to explain to you
all day. Her husband did wood carvings.
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Yeah, right. So?
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It was a hobby. He never made more than
one of anything. That's a fact.
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But you couldn't have had one of those
because that's the only one there is.
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for all 30 -odd years of its little
wooden life, it's been in the same house
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the same shelf, probably. Until last
month when the house was burgled.
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Then how did it end up in my bedroom ten
years before it was stolen?
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It didn't. I told you, your memory's
playing tricks.
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It isn't, you know.
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It really isn't.
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What's your name?
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Jasper.
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Jasper.
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This is stupid. This is really stupid.
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Trick of the memory, eh?
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Why not, I suppose.
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Trick of the memory.
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Memory trick.
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And now, why not, trick of the memory.
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Mum!
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Mum, I am not still your baby.
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Are you sure?
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That was quite a scream.
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Look, I just got a fright, OK?
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It's just that you were talking about it
the other day.
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I found it in the back of the hall
cupboard and I thought you'd be
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Couldn't you just have shown it to me?
Did you have to leave it lurking around
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the kitchen?
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It wasn't lurking. It was sitting on the
table.
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It was lurking.
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I'm sorry.
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So where did we get it?
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We didn't. You just appeared home with
it one day.
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From where?
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Don't you remember?
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Well, you were very young.
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It's more than that.
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It's like something I just don't think
about.
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Something I'm not in the habit of
thinking about.
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Do you know what I feel when I look at
this?
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Frightened?
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Guilty.
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As if there's something I've done that I
shouldn't have.
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Or something I haven't done that I
should have.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Something I should have done.
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But didn't. Right.
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And I'll tell you something else. See
this? It's unique.
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Absolutely unique.
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There's only one of these in the whole
world, and this isn't it.
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Impossible, right?
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Not at all. In fact, it's really quite
simple.
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Simple? Yes.
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This wood carving wasn't stolen until
last month. Is that right? Yeah, but it
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was in my bedroom ten years ago.
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Well, it's obvious, isn't it?
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A freak wormhole has opened up in the
fabric of the space -time continuum.
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This seemingly insignificant wood
carving has been sucked back in time ten
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to the bedroom of the infant Linda Day.
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But what awesome celestial forces are
behind this strange phenomenon?
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And what, Linda, is their evil purpose?
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We shall have to act quickly to save the
entire universe.
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Of course. It's Friday lunchtime.
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Ah. I do have another explanation, if
you're interested.
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It's as good as your last one.
252
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Oh, no, not nearly as good.
253
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But it's the right one.
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Come on.
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It's fine.
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Hold on.
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Now, Ruby, I don't fancy you.
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Not even a little bit, you know.
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In fact, Ruby, I don't like you very
much at all.
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In fact, I despise you.
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Have you got that?
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I said, have you got that?
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Okay, Spock, just hold it right there.
Oh, no, it's Colin. You bet it's Colin
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Scumble. Hey, Colin, don't hit me.
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Oh, you'll be sorry.
266
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You all right, Ruby?
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00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:19,598
I heard what you were saying to this
poor kid. You're the worst type of
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do you know that? Just come on. You're
the kind of guy that makes these
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corridors unsafe for decent girls to
walk along at night.
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Or in the daytime, even.
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I'm going to have to teach you a serious
lesson, scum.
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Of course, I didn't want physical
violence of any type.
273
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But like they say, a man's got to do
what a man's got to do. Got to do.
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Wasting time with a guy like you, Paul.
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You're not worth it.
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Go on.
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Get out.
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Thanks, Carl.
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Scumbag. No, I won't win.
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Sorry, I just needed a kid to nap me a
bit.
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Pardon?
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Didn't say anything.
283
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:04,430
You sure?
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We know for a fact this man never made
more than one of anything, right?
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Right. Which means that there can only
be the one.
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Right? Right.
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Wrong.
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Bookends. A pair of bookends.
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Sir, you're a genius.
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Well, as long as we both think so.
Thanks, sir, really.
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00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:30,310
Sir. What?
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00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,400
Even if it is one of a pair of bookends,
why do I have it?
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Linda, are you never satisfied?
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I've just saved the universe.
295
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,300
Are you sure you're all right, Spike?
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00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:50,790
Yes, Ruby.
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He was so mean to you.
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Yes, Ruby.
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I can't stand guys like that.
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Can you?
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00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:00,190
No, Ruby.
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Very clever.
303
00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,480
But how did you come to have this?
304
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,420
I don't know. I honestly don't remember.
305
00:19:08,421 --> 00:19:09,619
But you must do.
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00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:12,030
Sarah, I was only a kid at the time.
What, even so?
307
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,750
Look, I can't remember, OK? I wish I
could.
308
00:19:14,751 --> 00:19:17,519
Why don't you ask Mrs. Williams? It's
her I must have got it from.
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00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,570
Linda?
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00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:22,070
I think your memory's coming back. What?
I didn't tell you her name.
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Oh, hello.
312
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Are you not?
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Yeah.
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00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,330
What's your name?
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Jasper.
316
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,370
Jasper?
317
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,600
That's a funny name for a girl.
318
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,850
Sam's got a new spending proposal, then.
She didn't even spell Jacuzzi right.
319
00:19:58,251 --> 00:20:00,179
You OK?
320
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:01,620
Something I should have done.
321
00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:04,459
I'm off.
322
00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:05,510
Where?
323
00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,460
Linda, where are you going?
324
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,350
Jasper Street.
325
00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:16,680
Where do you live?
326
00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:19,430
Next door to Miss Maxwell.
327
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:20,880
Miss Maxwell?
328
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:23,410
I'm afraid I don't know where that is.
329
00:20:42,090 --> 00:20:43,890
Oh, that's my family.
330
00:20:45,639 --> 00:20:46,920
They live in Australia.
331
00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:53,100
And you see her?
332
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,760
She's my granddaughter.
333
00:20:57,820 --> 00:20:59,820
She's just about the same age as you.
334
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,560
You see all these?
335
00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:05,580
My husband carved them.
336
00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:06,990
Now look at this.
337
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,020
It's a funny one, isn't it?
338
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,370
Oh, just a minute. There's someone at
the door.
339
00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:37,710
Now you can keep this one if you like,
but only if you promise me something.
340
00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:41,970
You've got to promise you'll come and
visit me again. Do promise.
341
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,910
Now, you sure you know the way home?
342
00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:47,590
Right then, off you go.
343
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:49,660
And I never went back.
344
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,300
So what? A promise you made when you
were six years old. Big deal.
345
00:21:53,301 --> 00:21:55,759
Yeah, but it's just typical of me,
though, isn't it?
346
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,300
I mean, a lonely old lady. Linda, you
were six.
347
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,460
I haven't changed much, have I?
348
00:22:00,461 --> 00:22:03,319
Sometimes I think I'm not a very nice
person.
349
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,370
Well, I like you.
350
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,570
You like everyone.
351
00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:08,380
Well, we're here.
352
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,050
Well, come on, then.
353
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,530
What are you doing?
354
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:12,900
What you came here to do.
355
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,550
Hang about, Linda. You're already ten
years late.
356
00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:21,190
Remember we used to do this and run
away?
357
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,520
I ran away. You stayed and apologised.
358
00:22:23,521 --> 00:22:28,159
Kenny, this is stupid. She'll be ancient
by now. There isn't a chance she'll
359
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,330
recognise us. So what did you come for
then?
360
00:22:32,340 --> 00:22:33,600
Your best smile now.
361
00:22:36,211 --> 00:22:38,259
Oh, hello.
362
00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:40,540
You don't know us. Well, you do know us.
363
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,160
I'm Kenny Phillips and this is Linda
Day.
364
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,580
We sort of met you when we were kids.
365
00:22:46,170 --> 00:22:48,670
It was about ten years ago. You gave me
this.
366
00:22:52,610 --> 00:22:54,170
Look, maybe you don't remember.
367
00:22:55,470 --> 00:22:58,150
You'd better come in, Jasper.
368
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,320
And you'll come... again soon.
369
00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:18,620
Promise? Yes, Mrs. Williams.
370
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,920
Bye, Mrs. Williams.
371
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,250
Bye.
372
00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:28,100
It's my birthday today.
373
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,530
No, it isn't.
374
00:23:54,479 --> 00:23:55,619
You're sulking, Kenny.
375
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:59,390
Linda, I am not sulking. Is it because I
rejected your computing article?
376
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:01,260
I didn't know you'd rejected it.
377
00:24:01,261 --> 00:24:03,619
You thought it got torn in half by
accident?
378
00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:05,420
Breaking it for me gently, were you?
379
00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:08,690
No, it's not because you rejected my
computing article.
380
00:24:08,691 --> 00:24:10,479
Is it what I said about your mother?
381
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,100
What did you say about my mother?
382
00:24:12,101 --> 00:24:13,159
Oh, nothing.
383
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,480
Come on, Kenny, what is it?
384
00:24:14,481 --> 00:24:17,219
Well, if you have to know, it is
something you said.
385
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:19,680
What? Linda, I do not like everybody.
386
00:24:19,681 --> 00:24:22,809
Kenny, that was just something I said in
the heat of the moment.
387
00:24:22,810 --> 00:24:23,890
Don't take it to heart.
388
00:24:24,090 --> 00:24:27,940
I'm sick of people thinking I'm just
this reasonable, decent, likeable guy.
389
00:24:28,170 --> 00:24:29,430
Well, nobody thinks that.
390
00:24:29,670 --> 00:24:31,840
There are lots of people I don't like.
Yeah?
391
00:24:31,841 --> 00:24:32,809
Of course.
392
00:24:32,810 --> 00:24:33,509
Name one.
393
00:24:33,510 --> 00:24:34,650
What? I'm curious.
394
00:24:34,950 --> 00:24:38,380
Name one person you really hate. Who's
top of your personal hit list?
395
00:24:38,650 --> 00:24:41,780
Well, I wouldn't like to single out who
I hate the most. Why not?
396
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,810
Well, it wouldn't be fair on them.
397
00:24:43,990 --> 00:24:45,970
You really do like everyone, don't you?
398
00:24:45,971 --> 00:24:48,099
I don't like Mr Cavendish, the math
teacher.
399
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:51,350
Well, no one likes him. He's a half
-dead, single, old psychopath.
400
00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:52,780
Linda, he's not that bad.
401
00:24:52,830 --> 00:24:57,380
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