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Actually.
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Hirola
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Welcome to
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Hook Up Therapy
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Thanks
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Episode
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Now which one are we on?
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Is this 12th
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I think it's 12, yeah
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We've been doing this for a long time
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You have Rihanna and Loving today
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Very pretty lady
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No panties
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Pantie are illegal
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What did you show me when you got in there?
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There were skirts, right ?
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Yes. I had probably 4 or 5 different skirts
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One of them wasn't a skirt
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What was it
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It wa skort
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Explain to the viewers what is Skirt
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A Skirt iS SKIRTS AND SHORT COMBINED
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So...
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Its shorts sewn into the skirts
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I'm very against skorts.
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It's like you're taking the whole...
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The whole thing is that if girls want to skirt,
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You get to peek under it if you can't
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But that was why sports were invented!
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Because YOU look up skirts
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Not that we are supposed do this
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but they are supposed be like this
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and then its just
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You got your camera and your shopping bag to take upskirt videos at the mall,
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And you get a skort!
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This sounds like...you have personal experience with this.
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That's what we're gonna be doing soon
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We're just gonna do illegal upskirt videos in the mall
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Oh there ya go
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You know um..
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Skorts I think are very useful because
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Because you can crazy gymnastics or whatever
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You're supposed to do it in a skirt and pussy hat now!
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What? I don't know about that.
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Look at this fancy hotel water, it's probably like $50 per bottle
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Yeah there was the sparkling one but we drank the regular water
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We need to find bubbly water
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Because you're drinking sparkling water, and you know that
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You've made it.
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That's how successful
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Yeah
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I think that is how we define is
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So about the sparking water
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The airport one time
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But didn't realize
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It was a sparkling water
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And when your in
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Highly pressurized air cabin
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Sparkle water tends to just
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Explode everywhere
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What?
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Yeah
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Did they blow up the plane or what happened
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LOL
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I also listen to glitch in the matrix stories, which sometimes are cool
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weird glitchy stuff like that
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but then sometimes it'll be like
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my wallet disappeared and
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i knew my girlfriend saw and then
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was gone
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bro thats not a...
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do you have any crazy stories?
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no
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nothing cool has ever happened
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aw man
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idont think ive had anything really
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I don'think i've ever had anything really paranormal or like scary or anything really
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yeah,I love spooky stories and um
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I think that it's fun to listen to other people experiences
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They're all fucking liars
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You know, making it up
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No! Okay
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So keep making shit-up
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Cause you have shit on YouTube when fall asleep
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She is making this right now
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NO!!
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so
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I was pretty young at the time, but were out in the country and it was very late at night.
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My mom driving us home and
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We were going around this bend
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It'surrounded by field
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And dark forest
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Thick thick forest
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That is nationally protected
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So you are not allowed to interfere with what happens
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or build around it.
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It's only for bigfoots, come duck to you
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So our house was 5 minutes from there
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we're almost home and out of nowhere
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this big white light
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hovers over the hood
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Oh shit
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And then goes past us
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and through this fucking tree
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and then over and down towards the lake that was nearby.
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But it was like, almost like a spotlight or something?
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It was just like
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A big ball of light
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it'super freaky!
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Oh so its'a ball
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Yeah
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Its''like
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I've heard friends tell me
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tha they think
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is ball lightning
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but
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got really quiet
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And
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Was super scared
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My mom
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Her face
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white
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Like ghost
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Did you see
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That
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She said
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I saw it, but didn't want to tell you because
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i didnt want me to get scared if u didnt see
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so we both sawit that day
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It wasn' just ME
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and were not high or anything
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because...were fucking nerds
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But
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Spooky story
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yeah thats pretty freaky
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Yeah
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Me and Nick
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Saw a UFO at Starbucks one time
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No way
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It was like, and people we know
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We used to have a story. Yeah
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But I forgot about but it was like cuz were at the Star Wars for hours just hanging out
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really
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it wasn't you probably
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They were coming for us
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And then they went away
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bu tI legit look what could that even be?
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They're coming free there
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They're like, why don't you do more cream pies? We hate you.
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I had a guy DM me awhile back and he was like
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multiple times some guys would be like oh dude
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Do more cream pies
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Oh cool yeah maybe
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And then
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He's was just
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Dude you fucking suck
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Why cant'cha make cream pie
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Or at first
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Bro i dont really wanna
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They're too risky, like they're just it's... I don't want to deal with it.
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That why we donnot do them very often and he was jus like you are fucking piece of shit
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You used more cream pies and used care about what your doing
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And bro..
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Oh my god
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Dude!
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He said Im sorry man im drunk
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It was very bad
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Oh man, wow. I've had complaints
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There's this one guy that comments on my stuff every time
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Every time i come out with a video
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Every single time
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He says
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This is boy-girl but it never girl
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Every single video
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Is like not girls video though
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It was just like ok
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That what he pointed out
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Yeah
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and when I do actually come out with a girl-girl video he'll say it's not
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enough girls videos. It is always boy girls but this why does
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this not satisfy you?
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yeah there are lot of very special people comments sometimes
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like every tweeted this one girlz video that was in, goth girrll
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I have a couple of people that we filmed with like,
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A couple weeks ago.
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And this guy...
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My internet can work
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My internet never
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It's the nightmare
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Oh! Sorry
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i have AT&T
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Does your internet ever work?
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Yeah
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They oppress me
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At my house
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Like no
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Whenever go inside
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I feel like i live in North Dakota or something.
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It's like,I got trees at my house and it is like
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Oh well you are fucked
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Sorry you don't have signal
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You know what?
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Its a nightmare bro
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That so bad
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Got new phone and everything
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Maybe its little better but not really
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Ah! also got the new phone
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This one guy says, oh this was hidden.
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Let me smell that asshole I bet it stinks so good
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Two heart emoji guys
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Oh man you know there are different kinks for different people
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How to delete someone else's account
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You know in the kink community
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Maybe there's a saying and I think it is kind of fucked up but its just like
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Your kink isn't my kink an that okay.
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It thinks its fucked up because you're looking down on other people
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Like man, thats nasty bu ok
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Some these people need to be shamed
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Some these ppl needed bullied
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Oh my god.
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Some of these people need a beam, round it out
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They need to put them in FEMA camps or something
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You know what? I had this fan that was like
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Leanna...I have gift for you
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And i was just like OK
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and they tipped me for view
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and they were
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They printed out the Joker mask
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Put on their face
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Cut out eye holes
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and then they had a sign that said, I love Leanna
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and the L for Leanna was cut out so his dick could stick out of it
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and he was jerking through it.
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He's jerking through the sign
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Well thats fine
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You don't have to do all this
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Im just like zero sexuality or bodily awareness
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Thats good
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That is how im trying too be
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I'm jus super sheltered
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How old were you when you first lost your virginity?
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20, 21.
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Holy shit that's crazy man
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Real life FemSell
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Damn I was 18 when i lost my virginity
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And thought like fucking
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Thought it was fucked for a while
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Yeah
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When iv'e lost virginity
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I legitimately cried.
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They were like,
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they were like why are you crying?
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He's lik eI thought he was gonna die a nun!
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Everyone thought that i was going to be nun
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But how...
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How wasn't it okay or...?
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It is great
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Really
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Oh yeah
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Yeah, it was really awesome.
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So I was very scared of sex for a really long time
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and to get around that
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i asked my friends and they said
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Hey you should try BDSM
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because you can do whole bunch
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intimate stuff without ever
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having have sex
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He is some scary.
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So I tried bondage and hypnosis
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and all this other stuff
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And cleaned someone's house naked
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Nice
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Oh, so did you like go on FetLife or something?
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Yeah
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In my local community
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And made a lot of really great friends
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Wow. Do you think you could even make it?
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Absolutely not, bro! I can't like...
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The third day if i'm not shooting or whatever
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the third day my penis is like fucking rub me and
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oh fuck
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And then go into a goon cave
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edge myself for 18 hours straight
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That's awesome
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I don'think i could ever edge for 18 hours, that's an awesome skill.
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It would have been really great in ancient Mesopotamian sex rituals
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They considered edging to be really important
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Would they be just like fucking for days or something?
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Yeah thats how they worship the gods
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Thats how they summon demons into their world
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The ancient, the ancient evil spirits.
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What's the longest you've ever had sex for a crazy long time?
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Like 15 minutes or 20...
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Have you ever like hours on it like
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You know what
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I can say that
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I've gone where it was kind of like almost non-stop sex for a day
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Where it was like you have sex and then you stop for little bit, and then you have sexagain
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Yeah
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And just like last the whole day
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That's cool
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But...I think the longest full on non stop session is probably 3 hours
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Damn
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That ain't me bro
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It wasn' with my
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I don't know what the law...I mean, maybe like an hour.
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Venus
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It means that you have better blood flow
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And it makes you feel sexual pleasure more intensely
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Yeah it's a really nice perk
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Do we have temples on my head?
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That was great.
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Did you hear how much?
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I swallowed it!
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Good job
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