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Episode

35

Now which one are we on?

Is this 12th

I think it's 12, yeah

We've been doing this for a long time

You have Rihanna and Loving today

Very pretty lady

No panties

Pantie are illegal

What did you show me when you got in there?

There were skirts, right ?

Yes. I had probably 4 or 5 different skirts

One of them wasn't a skirt

What was it

It wa skort

Explain to the viewers what is Skirt

A Skirt iS SKIRTS AND SHORT COMBINED

So...

Its shorts sewn into the skirts

I'm very against skorts.

It's like you're taking the whole...

The whole thing is that if girls want to skirt,

You get to peek under it if you can't

But that was why sports were invented!

Because YOU look up skirts

Not that we are supposed do this

but they are supposed be like this

and then its just

You got your camera and your shopping bag to take upskirt videos at the mall,

And you get a skort!

This sounds like...you have personal experience with this.

That's what we're gonna be doing soon

We're just gonna do illegal upskirt videos in the mall

Oh there ya go

You know um..

Skorts I think are very useful because

Because you can crazy gymnastics or whatever

You're supposed to do it in a skirt and pussy hat now!

What? I don't know about that.

Look at this fancy hotel water, it's probably like $50 per bottle

Yeah there was the sparkling one but we drank the regular water

We need to find bubbly water

Because you're drinking sparkling water, and you know that

You've made it.

That's how successful

Yeah

I think that is how we define is

So about the sparking water

The airport one time

But didn't realize

It was a sparkling water

And when your in

Highly pressurized air cabin

Sparkle water tends to just

Explode everywhere

What?

Yeah

Did they blow up the plane or what happened

LOL

I also listen to glitch in the matrix stories, which sometimes are cool

weird glitchy stuff like that

but then sometimes it'll be like

my wallet disappeared and

i knew my girlfriend saw and then

was gone

bro thats not a...

do you have any crazy stories?

no

nothing cool has ever happened

aw man

idont think ive had anything really

I don'think i've ever had anything really paranormal or like scary or anything really

yeah,I love spooky stories and um

I think that it's fun to listen to other people experiences

They're all fucking liars

You know, making it up

No! Okay

So keep making shit-up

Cause you have shit on YouTube when fall asleep

She is making this right now

NO!!

so

I was pretty young at the time, but were out in the country and it was very late at night.

My mom driving us home and

We were going around this bend

It'surrounded by field

And dark forest

Thick thick forest

That is nationally protected

So you are not allowed to interfere with what happens

or build around it.

It's only for bigfoots, come duck to you

So our house was 5 minutes from there

we're almost home and out of nowhere

this big white light

hovers over the hood

Oh shit

And then goes past us

and through this fucking tree

and then over and down towards the lake that was nearby.

But it was like, almost like a spotlight or something?

It was just like

A big ball of light

it'super freaky!

Oh so its'a ball

Yeah

Its''like

I've heard friends tell me

tha they think

is ball lightning

but

got really quiet

And

Was super scared

My mom

Her face

white

Like ghost

Did you see

That

She said

I saw it, but didn't want to tell you because

i didnt want me to get scared if u didnt see

so we both sawit that day

It wasn' just ME

and were not high or anything

because...were fucking nerds

But

Spooky story

yeah thats pretty freaky

Yeah

Me and Nick

Saw a UFO at Starbucks one time

No way

It was like, and people we know

We used to have a story. Yeah

But I forgot about but it was like cuz were at the Star Wars for hours just hanging out

really

it wasn't you probably

They were coming for us

And then they went away

bu tI legit look what could that even be?

They're coming free there

They're like, why don't you do more cream pies? We hate you.

I had a guy DM me awhile back and he was like

multiple times some guys would be like oh dude

Do more cream pies

Oh cool yeah maybe

And then

He's was just

Dude you fucking suck

Why cant'cha make cream pie

Or at first

Bro i dont really wanna

They're too risky, like they're just it's... I don't want to deal with it.

That why we donnot do them very often and he was jus like you are fucking piece of shit

You used more cream pies and used care about what your doing

And bro..

Oh my god

Dude!

He said Im sorry man im drunk

It was very bad

Oh man, wow. I've had complaints

There's this one guy that comments on my stuff every time

Every time i come out with a video

Every single time

He says

This is boy-girl but it never girl

Every single video

Is like not girls video though

It was just like ok

That what he pointed out

Yeah

and when I do actually come out with a girl-girl video he'll say it's not

enough girls videos. It is always boy girls but this why does

this not satisfy you?

yeah there are lot of very special people comments sometimes

like every tweeted this one girlz video that was in, goth girrll

I have a couple of people that we filmed with like,

A couple weeks ago.

And this guy...

My internet can work

My internet never

It's the nightmare

Oh! Sorry

i have AT&T

Does your internet ever work?

Yeah

They oppress me

At my house

Like no

Whenever go inside

I feel like i live in North Dakota or something.

It's like,I got trees at my house and it is like

Oh well you are fucked

Sorry you don't have signal

You know what?

Its a nightmare bro

That so bad

Got new phone and everything

Maybe its little better but not really

Ah! also got the new phone

This one guy says, oh this was hidden.

Let me smell that asshole I bet it stinks so good

Two heart emoji guys

Oh man you know there are different kinks for different people

How to delete someone else's account

You know in the kink community

Maybe there's a saying and I think it is kind of fucked up but its just like

Your kink isn't my kink an that okay.

It thinks its fucked up because you're looking down on other people

Like man, thats nasty bu ok

Some these people need to be shamed

Some these ppl needed bullied

Oh my god.

Some of these people need a beam, round it out

They need to put them in FEMA camps or something

You know what? I had this fan that was like

Leanna...I have gift for you

And i was just like OK

and they tipped me for view

and they were

They printed out the Joker mask

Put on their face

Cut out eye holes

and then they had a sign that said, I love Leanna

and the L for Leanna was cut out so his dick could stick out of it

and he was jerking through it.

He's jerking through the sign

Well thats fine

You don't have to do all this

Im just like zero sexuality or bodily awareness

Thats good

That is how im trying too be

I'm jus super sheltered

How old were you when you first lost your virginity?

20, 21.

Holy shit that's crazy man

Real life FemSell

Damn I was 18 when i lost my virginity

And thought like fucking

Thought it was fucked for a while

Yeah

When iv'e lost virginity

I legitimately cried.

They were like,

they were like why are you crying?

He's lik eI thought he was gonna die a nun!

Everyone thought that i was going to be nun

But how...

How wasn't it okay or...?

It is great

Really

Oh yeah

Yeah, it was really awesome.

So I was very scared of sex for a really long time

and to get around that

i asked my friends and they said

Hey you should try BDSM

because you can do whole bunch

intimate stuff without ever

having have sex

He is some scary.

So I tried bondage and hypnosis

and all this other stuff

And cleaned someone's house naked

Nice

Oh, so did you like go on FetLife or something?

Yeah

In my local community

And made a lot of really great friends

Wow. Do you think you could even make it?

Absolutely not, bro! I can't like...

The third day if i'm not shooting or whatever

the third day my penis is like fucking rub me and

oh fuck

And then go into a goon cave

edge myself for 18 hours straight

That's awesome

I don'think i could ever edge for 18 hours, that's an awesome skill.

It would have been really great in ancient Mesopotamian sex rituals

They considered edging to be really important

Would they be just like fucking for days or something?

Yeah thats how they worship the gods

Thats how they summon demons into their world

The ancient, the ancient evil spirits.

What's the longest you've ever had sex for a crazy long time?

Like 15 minutes or 20...

Have you ever like hours on it like

You know what

I can say that

I've gone where it was kind of like almost non-stop sex for a day

Where it was like you have sex and then you stop for little bit, and then you have sexagain

Yeah

And just like last the whole day

That's cool

But...I think the longest full on non stop session is probably 3 hours

Damn

That ain't me bro

It wasn' with my

I don't know what the law...I mean, maybe like an hour.

Venus

It means that you have better blood flow

And it makes you feel sexual pleasure more intensely

Yeah it's a really nice perk

Do we have temples on my head?

That was great.

Did you hear how much?

I swallowed it!

Good job

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