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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

So, what do we got going on here? Well, look, I promised my wife I would help

with this gardening today.

Right. All right?

I got this big poker game. Oh, shit. I gotta get in.

All right?

Jack is away at school.

Yeah, he is. I mean, if I owe you like 30 bucks, you think you can help my wife

out, plant some seeds, you know?

30 bucks for that?

Oh, shit. Um, you know what?

Yeah. Totally. I got you. You're saving me. You're saving me. Come on, say hi to

my wife. Yes, yes.

Honey, remember Jack's friend Van?

Oh, hey.

I remember you.

Good to see you again.

Yeah, wow.

No tan lines.

Nice.

Oh, I'm sorry. Wait, no. Look, I was going to say happy Mother's Day.

That's so thoughtful of you. It's so nice to be appreciated by somebody

here. Honey, I got big plans for you for Mother's Day. I promise. I'm going to

take care of it right now.

Van's going to stay here and help you plant your seeds and flower your garden

and dig your holes.

It'll be so nice to have a man around here to help me do these things. Thank

you, Van.

You're welcome. No problem. I'll totally flower some, you know, plant some seeds

and, yeah, dig some holes for sure.

Bye, honey. For sure, man.

All right, brother.

Bye, honey. Have fun.

Uh -huh. I will.

All right. So what do we have going on here?

Well, these are all little seedlings, and I need to get them in the ground and

cared for properly. You have to be gentle with them and make sure they're

there good and deep, and then we have to water them so that they can grow.

I can do that. Do you have any specific spots? Just right here? Actually.

Right over here.

Oh, okay, yeah.

So if you want to help me start digging there, I can. Yeah, I can definitely do

that. Oh, man, this turf is gnarly.

It's really hot.

Is it just me, or is it really hot out here? It's very, very, very hot.

I think maybe we should go inside and get some really cold lemonade.

Yeah, lemonade sounds fantastic.

Do you want to help me go inside and make some lemonade?

Yeah.

Perfect.

Oh, okay.

It's way too hot out there, don't you think?

Yeah, very hot.

Okay, so I know he had a poker game.

It's okay. It's okay. You don't have to cover for him. He does this to me all

the time.

And I know he forgot Mother's Day completely.

No, he totally didn't. Yeah, it's okay.

I'm so used to it.

The good news is you're here.

Right. And he's going to be gone for a while, so I can actually get exactly

I wanted for Mother's Day.

And that is... Oh.

Like, no lemonade?

No, we don't need that, do we, really?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Don't be shy.

I just don't get enough attention.

I can help. You can help. Yeah, I can help.

Oh, yes, you can.

Oh, shit.

I have

somebody who appreciates me.

Wow,

I'm surprised he doesn't.

Let's see what we have here.

I should get this every Mother's Day.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

shit.

I like how he reacts to me.

Yeah, you like to tease him much.

Mm -hmm.

I just don't understand why some men don't understand that like a garden,

need tending to. Yeah, I don't understand that either.

We're on the same page.

perfect hawk you have for me.

You have tricks.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

fuck.

What do you want me to do?

I want you to eat my pussy.

Love how you like that pussy.

This is so much better than roses.

I love when you put those lips in your mouth and pull them in.

Just like that.

Mmm.

As long as fucking Jack doesn't find out.

He's not going to find out. He's off to school. And I'm not going to worry about

it.

So much bigger than his, too. A weasel.

That's what he forgets for forgetting about me. Yeah.

Fix that.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God. My pussy is so wet. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

I just can't fucking breathe.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, fuck.

I hate it. I

love it.

Oh, shit.

I mean, I think he's up with me.

That's it.

doing those tricks again

Now you guys should get back up on it. Yes, please.

I am so bad.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Yeah. I'm going to study tea. That feels good.

Uh -huh.

You're taking your time no quickies we got plenty of time

I love it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

I'm glad you came over today.

Unexpected.

Oh shit.

It would be so bad.

Yes, please.

That's showing me some appreciation.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, you're so good.

You know,

it is Mother's Day, so...

I think you should eat my pussy again.

Yes and yes.

For me.

present ever.

Naughty America.

Nobody does it better.