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Naughty America.
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Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.
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So, what do we got going on here? Well,
look, I promised my wife I would help
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with this gardening today.
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Right. All right?
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I got this big poker game. Oh, shit. I
gotta get in.
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All right?
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Jack is away at school.
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Yeah, he is. I mean, if I owe you like
30 bucks, you think you can help my wife
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out, plant some seeds, you know?
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30 bucks for that?
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Oh, shit. Um, you know what?
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Yeah. Totally. I got you. You're saving
me. You're saving me. Come on, say hi to
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my wife. Yes, yes.
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Honey, remember Jack's friend Van?
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Oh, hey.
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I remember you.
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Good to see you again.
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Yeah, wow.
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No tan lines.
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Nice.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Wait, no. Look, I was
going to say happy Mother's Day.
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That's so thoughtful of you. It's so
nice to be appreciated by somebody
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here. Honey, I got big plans for you for
Mother's Day. I promise. I'm going to
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take care of it right now.
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Van's going to stay here and help you
plant your seeds and flower your garden
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and dig your holes.
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It'll be so nice to have a man around
here to help me do these things. Thank
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you, Van.
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You're welcome. No problem. I'll totally
flower some, you know, plant some seeds
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and, yeah, dig some holes for sure.
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Bye, honey. For sure, man.
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All right, brother.
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Bye, honey. Have fun.
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Uh -huh. I will.
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All right. So what do we have going on
here?
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Well, these are all little seedlings,
and I need to get them in the ground and
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cared for properly. You have to be
gentle with them and make sure they're
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there good and deep, and then we have to
water them so that they can grow.
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I can do that. Do you have any specific
spots? Just right here? Actually.
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Right over here.
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Oh, okay, yeah.
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So if you want to help me start digging
there, I can. Yeah, I can definitely do
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that. Oh, man, this turf is gnarly.
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It's really hot.
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Is it just me, or is it really hot out
here? It's very, very, very hot.
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I think maybe we should go inside and
get some really cold lemonade.
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Yeah, lemonade sounds fantastic.
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Do you want to help me go inside and
make some lemonade?
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Yeah.
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Perfect.
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Oh, okay.
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It's way too hot out there, don't you
think?
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Yeah, very hot.
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Okay, so I know he had a poker game.
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It's okay. It's okay. You don't have to
cover for him. He does this to me all
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the time.
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And I know he forgot Mother's Day
completely.
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No, he totally didn't. Yeah, it's okay.
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I'm so used to it.
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The good news is you're here.
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Right. And he's going to be gone for a
while, so I can actually get exactly
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I wanted for Mother's Day.
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And that is... Oh.
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Like, no lemonade?
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No, we don't need that, do we, really?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Don't be shy.
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I just don't get enough attention.
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I can help. You can help. Yeah, I can
help.
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Oh, yes, you can.
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Oh, shit.
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I have
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somebody who appreciates me.
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Wow,
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I'm surprised he doesn't.
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Let's see what we have here.
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I should get this every Mother's Day.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh,
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shit.
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I like how he reacts to me.
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Yeah, you like to tease him much.
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Mm -hmm.
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I just don't understand why some men
don't understand that like a garden,
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need tending to. Yeah, I don't
understand that either.
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We're on the same page.
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perfect hawk you have for me.
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You have tricks.
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Oh my God.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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What do you want me to do?
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I want you to eat my pussy.
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Love how you like that pussy.
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This is so much better than roses.
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I love when you put those lips in your
mouth and pull them in.
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Just like that.
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Mmm.
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As long as fucking Jack doesn't find
out.
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He's not going to find out. He's off to
school. And I'm not going to worry about
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it.
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So much bigger than his, too. A weasel.
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That's what he forgets for forgetting
about me. Yeah.
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Fix that.
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Oh, shit. Oh, my God. My pussy is so
wet. Oh, my God. Yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah.
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I just can't fucking breathe.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Oh, fuck.
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I hate it. I
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love it.
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Oh, shit.
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I mean, I think he's up with me.
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That's it.
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doing those tricks again
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Now you guys should get back up on it.
Yes, please.
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I am so bad.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah. I'm going to study tea. That feels
good.
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Uh -huh.
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You're taking your time no quickies we
got plenty of time
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I love it.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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I'm glad you came over today.
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Unexpected.
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Oh shit.
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It would be so bad.
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Yes, please.
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That's showing me some appreciation.
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Fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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shit.
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Oh, you're so good.
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You know,
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it is Mother's Day, so...
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I think you should eat my pussy again.
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Yes and yes.
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For me.
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present ever.
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Naughty America.
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Nobody does it better.
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