All language subtitles for Bones (2005) - S10E04 - The Geek in the Guck (1080p x265 EDGE2020).eng

What about "breasts"?
Try "breasts."

Nah, then you just get
skeevy medical pictures.

Try "bikini malfunctions."

Ugh!

Blocked. Again.

My parents block everything!

You live in the one house in
the world that can't get porn.

Wait, I heard that Liz Stephens

and her friends go
to Seneca Park,

you know, by
the river.

And they go topless.

Let's satellite view it.

Oh, my God. There!

Boobs!

Dude, no way you can see
boobs from that far away.

Then zoom in, idiot!

Make 'em big.

If that's Liz Stephens,
I'm totally Instagramming it.

Shut up and zoom.

Oh, my God!
Holy crap!

This is even cooler
than boobs.

Definitely.

Come on, Christine,
if you want to be a big girl,

you got to eat your breakfast.
It's good for you.

Mommy says size is determined
genetically.

Any ideas?

Yes, there's a Chinese
immersion kindergarten

that we should
definitely visit.

No, I'm talking about eating
breakfast here for her.

Not... Forget about the schools
right now. She's not eating.

Yeah.

Without the Vitamins D, C
and E in the food,

you could suffer
from asthma, anemia,

truncal and limb ataxia,
sweetheart.

BOOTH: That's not gonna work,
Bones. You don't...

Look at that.

How'd you do that?

There are 113 kindergartens
in the area, Booth.

Choosing the right one for
Christine is a critical choice.

We don't have to worry
about that right now.

We've got
a lot of time.

Okay, worst-case scenario--

we can always go
to Brandon Elementary,

right down the street.

Their student-to-teacher
ratio is 14 to one, Booth.

That's way too high.

Wow. Mom is getting
really serious with this.

Christine deserves
a clearly structured program

that will stimulate
her intellectual growth.

Right, but she also
needs a program

that encourages kids, you know,[cell phone rings]

to skin their knees every
once in a while,

or draw pictures

that they could put up
on the refrigerator...

Brennan. Oh, okay.

[whispering]:
Got to help me out here.

Okay, I'll be right there.

A body arrived at the lab.

All right,
I-I got this one.

Don't worry.
Maybe we should ask Christine

what she would like.
[whispering]: Go ahead.

I want to learn to be Chinese.

Well, um... okay.

You know,
I-I'll let you handle that.

We'll discuss it later.
I love you both.

I love you.

Love you.
Mwah.

Right.

Daddy.
Yeah.

If I'm Chinese,

will I still be able
to skin my knees?

Definitely be able
to skin your knees.

Don't worry about it.
Promise!
[giggles]

The victim has
a narrow sciatic notch

and partially defined lower
extremities on the pubic face.

A white male
in his 20s.

That's what I said.

This was totally
a revenge killing.

Based on...?

The old gutsky.

Ms. Warren, in this lab
we make conclusions

based on facts,
not intuition.

I had a gut feeling
you'd say that.

HODGINS: Based on blowfly
larvae, the body was

on the riverbank
for two and a half days.

Well, comparing the remains
to this satellite image

that was taken two days ago,

the degree of marbling
in the abdomen

puts time of death
about six days ago.

Basic math dictates
the victim was in the river

for three and a half days.

[cell phone chimes]

Is our work interfering with
your social life, Ms. Warren?

Mm. No. Not at all.

Who would cut out somebody's
eyes, nose, lips and ears?

A Chelydra serpentina.
It's no psycho killer,[cell phone dings and buzzes]

it's just an eastern snapping
turtle having a little snack.

Ms. Warren.I second that.

Sorry, sorry. There's
total drama at the house.

All the people I live with
are freaking out.

Allthe people?

Yeah, there's like 19 of us now.

19?
Yeah.

There were a lot more
while I was growing up.

Oh, I have so many questions.

[cell phone dings and buzzes]As have I. About the remains.

Yeah, I am on it. Totally.

[clears throat]

The ligaments have
irregular, frayed ends

consistent with tearing.

She's right, the
arms were torn off.

Well, don't blame
the turtle for that.

Booth should know about this.

Hey.

So, you grew up in a commune?

God, no.

An educational cooperative.

There were 37 of us
including parents.

Okay, now I just have
more questions.

An educa...

Hey, Bones.

The irregular, frayed ligaments

in both shoulder joints indicate
the arms were torn off.

You know, it's probably
gang-related.

Gangs think it's smart
to weigh down their bodies

by their arms or legs before
dumping them in the water.

Victim also has perimortem
fracturing related to a beating.

Wait a second,
a beating before dumping?

You know what, there's a good
chance this murder was payback.

Well, I said "revenge killing,"

but same difference.

It was a gut call.

I like the gut call.

Thanks. [whispering]:
That's not allowed here.

That is correct.

Using your gut
in the field is one thing,

but there is absolutely no room
for guts in my lab.

Then... what do I, uh...
do with these?

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Body washed up here,
near Old Sugarland Run.

Any gang-related activity
nearby?

Downstream about 15 miles.

All right. Look, they wouldn't
drive that far upstream

to dump a body.

So, any I.D. yet?

No, and I don't know
how there ever will be

with the remains
they have to work with.

Never, ever underestimate
a squint, okay?

I've seen them
solve a crime

with two fingers
and a bottle cap.

And I thought I was smart.

I mean, I am,
but not that way.

Dr. Hodgins said the
clothing scraps were made up

of, uh, worn jeans,
T-shirts, all low-rent stuff.

All right.

Aubrey, what do you remember

about your kindergarten
experience?

Whoa, wow.

You really don't trust me

if my background check's
going back that far.

Bones is... she's talking
about, uh, schools,

you know, for Christine.

Oh...

Okay. So, fighting, are we?

Excuse me?

Isn't, uh, education
one of the big subjects,

up there with, uh,
sex and money?

We're discussing.

Discussing.
Right.

Just forget it. Just forget it.

Look, everyone's too precious
about school nowadays.

They call coloring
a small motor skill.

To me, if you're interested in
something, you get smart at it.

Yeah, exactly. Like this case.

Which we know nothing about.

And we will work
until we get answers, right?

WARREN: The exit wound
on the squamous region

of the right temporal bone
measures 8.5 centimeters.

The victim also suffered
fractures to the L-3 and L-4.

Okay, it's gonna be
tough to I.D.

without eyes, ears,
lips or a nose,

but I'll give it a shot.

Hey, so 19 of you actually
lived in the same house?

Yeah. Oh, wait-- no.

Sam just left for Juilliard,
so there's 18.

Not work-related,I know.

I'll zip it.

You said it was
an educational cooperative.

The only one I'm aware of
in this area

was run by a professor
from Stanford who...

Yeah. Barrett.

Barrett McLaughlin.

You've heard about him?

Yes, I'm surprised that someone
with your academic acumen

was involved
with his experiment.

Well, I'm like the least
accomplished person

in Barrett's cooperative.

There's blue discoloration on
the victim's central incisors.

That could indicate lead
or mercury.

Well, depending on the amount
of toxins,

the victim may have
been poisoned.

All right. Well, I'll take
a sample for the Mass Spec.

But McLaughlin's disregard
for rigorous teaching models

would belie academic
accomplishments.

To a rigid traditionalist, sure.

But we have a Pulitzer Prize
winner, a concert cellist,

and two Rhodes scholars.

So, what's the problem
with the commune?

Cooperative.
Barrett's leaving.

And everyone knows that that
means the experiment is over.

I was born there.

Mm... that's sad.Perhaps it's
for the best.

His experiment was
probably anomalous.

[chuckles]

I think you could have used
a little time with us.

I... think I know what
the victim's last meal was.

Chinese food.

Two Rhodes scholars?

Yeah.

Huh.

HODGINS:
Hey, how's it coming?

You're just in time
for us to put back

what the turtles snapped away.

So, this is an estimate,

but it's close enough to grab
any matches that come up.

I found out what happened
to Jessica's professor.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

He checked into
a retirement home.

Oh, wow.

Out of one commune
and into another.

Ironic.

Well, actually it's consistent.

But it must have been really fun
growing up like that.

Come on. That's
not so different

than how you grew up, right?

Being on the road with your dad
and the rest of the band.

I mean, it beats me,

dressing up in a little suit
and tie for school.

So, I guess no private school
for Michael Vincent?

No.

No, public school is
perfectly fine.

Especially since that's
the only thing we can afford.

Yeah, there's that.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, let's see what
Missing Persons came up with.

HODGINS:Oh, man.

It's Hayes Robertson.

He's a-- he's a gazillionaire
video game designer.

Okay, then why is he wearing
such crappy clothes?

Well, he's a gamer.

It's couch
potato chic.

He had a roommate?

I thought he was wealthy.

Well, you know,
he was a geek, okay?

Money doesn't, uh, mean
the same thing to them.

Okay.
[whistles]

If he was killed here,
they would've cleaned up.

Does it look like they clean,
Bones? I don't think so.

Noah Gummersall.
FBI.

Anyone home?
Door was open.

Booth,
someone's coming.

Are you kidding me?

How can I help you?

FBI, Agent Booth.

Looking for, uh,
Noah Gummersall.

I'm Noah Gummersall.

Is there a human
entity we can talk to?

Well, I'm in my office,
but this should do.

No, it won't do, okay?

We need to ask you
a few questions

about your roommate
who was murdered.

Oh, my God.

He's... Yeah.

Follow me.

Ah, there he is, Mr. Robot-man.

You go right here.

You sure it was Hayes?
I mean, I just saw him.

Oh, really? Because, you know,
he's been dead for days.

Well, I just-just meant
sometimes I wouldn't

see him for a week
at a time, but...

So the night he was killed.
Tuesday?

Tuesday. I saw him Tuesday.

We-we ordered takeout.

You had Chinese food.

Lo mein noodles,
kung pao chicken.

Yeah, how'd you know?

[phone ringing]

What are you doing?

It's Chloe.

My girlfriend.

I have to tell her the news.

She's gonna be crushed.Why don't you just
focus right now,

and put that down,
because you are

a potential suspect
in a murder investigation.

Me?

Hayes and I have been
best friends since kindergarten.

Uh, and where did you
attend kindergarten, Mr....

Bones, really?
That's not the time.

Tuesday night,
where were you?

Here. I'm-I'm always here.

I left here two times
in the past three months.

What are you doing?Checking for blood

and bone fragments.

Are you allowed to do it?
Is she allowed to do that?

I'm sorry, do you work?Sure I do.

I-I test video games

for Hayes.

You and Hayes had
a joint checking account?

Uh, well,
that was sort of

how I got paid,
and I'm pretty sure

you're not allowed to just go
through my things.

So you basically
just write a check

from a rich person's account
whenever you want.

You make that sound bad.

Well, it is bad,

because that rich person
is dead,

and you get all the money.

Oh, my God.

The Heater!

The Heater?From the game.

It's a weapon that can only

be operated
by those pure of heart.

Okay, Aubrey, don't geek out.

You're here as an agent,
all right?

No, I'm just saying
it's an awesome game, you know?

Hayes Robertson was a g...

Oh, dude,
Kro-no the snow giant!

Are you kidding me?

Really? Okay, what, do I have
to give you quarters now

so you can play
the arcade games?

Come on, you'd be just
as excited

if we were at a...
What are you into?

Gardening?I'm into

solving a murder.

Good point.Can we just focus?

I'm Anne Schamberg. You asked
to speak to me about Hayes?

Yeah, FBI Special Agent Booth.

This here is...Special Agent Aubrey.

Hayes was a friend.
Whatever I can do.

So, Hayes Robertson, what was
your relationship with him?

I was the number two programmer
under Hayes.

We worked side-by-side
developing games.

Sometimes 24/7.

Now that he's dead,

does that make you
number one programmer?

Acting head programmer, yes.

What about his friend
there, uh, Noah?

He started out as a programmer.Noah and I actually dated

when Immersion Games started up,

and trust me, he's harmless.

Can we walk and talk?

I got to be on the gaming stage,
and I can't be late.

Wait, we-we can see
the actual stage

where the games are shot?

Mm-hmm.

Yes. Yeah.A-Aubrey.

That could be very important
for the case.

The case.

WARREN:
I found a ring fracture

at the base of the skull.

The skull must have
struck something

with sufficient impact
to snap back into the C1,

causing the ring fracture.

I've seen fractures
on the remains

of suicide victims

who have leapt
from cliffs or bridges.

So it's caused when the skull
makes impact with the water.

Yes.

The exit wound wasn't
an exit wound.

It started
as a depression fracture

caused by blunt force trauma
of some kind.

And when the body was dumped,

the face-first impact
into the river

pushed water through the oral
and nasal cavities

with enough pressure to cause
the depression fracture

to explode outward.

We still don't have
cause of death.

Right, but at least we know
that the body was dropped

into the river from a great
height. So, if we can figure out

the height from which
the body was dropped...

We can find out from where
the body was dropped.

And hopefully retrieve
the victim's arms,

which are likely still submerged
at the drop site.

This was a beautiful
cooperative moment.

Did you feel it?

Hmm.

[grunting]

This is where our actors
play out the game scenarios

in motion-capture suits.

The graphics artists
then turn them

into creatures and characters.

This is the coolest thing
I've ever seen in my life.Aubrey.

Look, did Hayes have
any enemies?

Jen and Hayes got into it
sometimes.

Jen as in Jen Park, your CFO?

Sounds like the frustrated CFO
butts heads

with her control
freak game creator.

Was there any arguments last
week? Anything like that?

I guess they kind of
got into it over one

of our new games, The Crusher.
Hayes wouldn't even show her.

The Crusheralready had a
release date, though, didn't it?

I had an order in.

ANNE:
Lots of people did.

A delay would be...

costly, I guess,
is the right word.

How costly?

$20 million or so.Wow. Okay then.

With Hayes out of the picture,
Jen can come in

and just get that
game released on time.

JEN:
You were late.

I was here ten minutes ago.

Are you bringing
friends in here?

Would you like to keep
your job, Schamberg?

Okay, slow down. FBI. We have
a few questions for you

about the murder
of Hayes Robertson.

[scoffs]

My attorney's number.

And since there is
proprietary information

on this stage and since we, uh,

clearly don't trust each other,

I'd like you to leave.

Now.

Aubrey, let's go.

Bye-bye.

I'm sorry, what
is going on here,

Hodgins?Hey. Well,

I've harnessed
these shock cords to the ground

using dichromatic hooks lifted

by an anchor pulley.We

built a human slingshot.Yes. To figure out

how far the body
dropped into the river.

Okay. Uh, we could've used
the Angelatron for that.

It wouldn't have
been as accurate.

Excuse me?

Uh... Tell her. Tell her why.

Yeah, okay. Um, right,
so-so here's why.

So I-I took a sample
of the Potomac River,

you know, where
the body was found

and I-I had to recreate
the viscosity, the temperature,

as well as
the particulate matter in order

to try and...I-I could've entered
those variables.

Sweet wife,

please let a man have his toys.

Barrett taught us that we
learn better by using

our hands-- the kinesthesiology
of knowledge.

Show her how it works, Curly.Yeah,

so what we do is
we actually take a dummy,

we hoist it up using
the pulley system,

and then...
we let her rip.

We need to duplicate
the victim's injuries

by matching the force impact
into the water.

Okay.

Here we go.

Angie, would you
like to do the honors?

You know Cam is
gonna kill us.

[clears throat]

Oh.

All right, the sensors show
that the ribs and skull

didn't hit the water
with sufficient impact.

What the hell is this?

Hi. Oh, um, this,
uh, here, um...

This is the kinesthesiology
of-of knowledge.

And this couldn't
have been done

on your multimillion-
dollar computer?
Uh, no.

No. It couldn't, actually.
I tried, but...

[scoffs] Such a drag-- it just
didn't work out, so we're

here... with this.[machine humming]

And now we have
to do it all again

with more force.

[whispers]:
Hey. Let her.

Um, Cam, would you
like to help us out

by pulling the lever?

[sighs]

God.

[clears throat]

Me next.

So the killer had to be
able to drag the victim

to the bridge, tie on the
weights and throw him off.

Well, Jen Park, she's a strong
woman. She could do that.It appears as if Jen and Hayes

have had a
long-standing rivalry.Well, the only problem

is Jen is hiding behind
a lot of expensive lawyers.

So you need more
to bring her in?I need more.

I need a lot more.Angela is trying
to decrypt

Hayes Robertson's laptop.
Perhaps she'll find

some correspondence
between the two.

Perhaps, right.

So, Bones, you know, I've been
thinking about Christine.

And school. Right?
There's a great public school

right in our area. The
neighborhood kids, they love it.

There's a great playground
there, it's...So you want to stop

looking and settle
because of a playground?

No, I'm not saying that.
Look, I trust you,

all right, and your take
on all this. I went to

five schools
before I was nine. And you?

12 before university.And you know what?

We turned out fine.
Better than fine.

I hated it.

I had no consistency. I had
to make a way for myself

when I was too young to do it.
I want to give Christine more.

[phone rings]I want her to have a better
life than I did growing up.

Brennan.HODGINS:
Hey, Dr. B.

So the body was dropped
from a height of 85 to 95 feet.

Now, there's only
one bridge on the Potomac

within that height range
that's upstream from

where the body washed up.

from where the body
was thrown. If we can

retrieve the arms,
perhaps we can

get cause of death or at least

discover some
defensive injuries.

Well, okay,
I'll call Aubrey

and see if we can get a team
of divers to search for them.

[laughs]What-What

was that noise,
Dr. Hodgins?Oh, just confirming

our data. You can
never be too thorough.

The divers found the arms
under the bridge

tied to the weight.

The water kept them
in good shape.

Guy had nice guns.

There are deep lacerations
and defensive wounds

along both
arms and hands.

We need to untie the wrists
and prep them for X rays.

Ooh. These suckers
are tied tight.Perhaps

I can assist.Assist?

That's a first.Well, Ms. Warren

is used to a cooperative
environment, I...

I thought I would see
what it was like.

Did the Earth
stop spinning, too?

I visited McLaughlin's
Web site and read

his mission statement. I
expected to be displeased

by his disdain
for private schools'

competitive
and elitist focus.

While a hopeless
idealist,

his theories have a clean and

inviting logic to them.Too bad you
and Christine

can't join now that
the cooperative's disbanding.

The idea of a communal wardrobe
wouldn't work for me.

Oh, God.
Me neither.

Nearly all of these wounds
are perimortem.

So we can rule out turtles.Please swab

and clean the bones as quickly
as possible, Ms. Warren.

And you'll assist?

No.

AUBREY:
How's the hack going?

Ah, slowly but surely. Hey,
you don't have to come here

for an update, you know.I know.

Come on. How
cool is this?

Yeah, and then there's me.

[laughs]
So,

unfortunately, Hayes Robertson
was a brilliant programmer.

Who happened to be
an anal control freak.
Yeah.

But that's the good part.

Guys like Hayes--
everything they do is digital.

And it's all saved.
E-mails, meetings.

I can tell you
where he went, what he ate.

I'm gonna start
decrypting it now.It's incredibly cool.

I'm sensing
a little computer envy.

Well, ah, I just got
an awesome new laptop.

Little smaller than this,
but not the size, right?

No. It's... it's the size.

While I'm waiting for
the arms to be cleaned,

I reexamined the ribs.

I found remodeled microfractures
on the sternal rib ends

bilaterally on ribs
eight and six, and

two additional fractures on the
fourth rib on the right side.

What caused them?

I'm feeling they're punches
because of what he was into.

It's true, the games were
violent fighting games.

And look at the pattern.
There's six of them.

Is six relevant?Yeah.

According to the video that
Aubrey took on his cell phone.

There. Four ascending
symmetrical punches up the ribs

followed by two left blows.

These injuries match the moves
made by the giant Minotaur.

[groaning]

When can I get
my bones, Curly?

Soon. I added Tergazyme
to speed up the process.

Because if we can match
the injuries on these arms

to the injuries we
just found on the ribs,

we might find
cause of death.

You're pressuring me.Is it working?
'Cause I want

to show Dr. Brennan

that genius and flaky
aren't mutually exclusive.

Okay, all right, I guess a bit
more Tergazyme couldn't hurt.

So, how have you been?

That's the opening line of
a very boring conversation.

No. I just mean that now that
Professor McLaughlin's leaving,

and your commune...Cooperative.

...cooperative
is-is breaking up.

It's no biggie.

Barrett said change is
the one reality we can count on.

Trying to hang on to our
expectation-- that is death.

Yeah, but these are the people
that you grew up with.

I mean, that's your family.

Yeah, and they always
will be wherever we are.

Wow. That's a very healthy way

to look at the diaspora
of your commu... operative.

Hmm. They look done.

Yeah. You want
to do the honors?Mm-hmm.

I think I'm in the
mood for ribs tonight.

[grunting]♪ Hello, how you doing?
I'm a loony bin ♪

♪ Depending on what mood I'm in,
that's word to Brand Nubian ♪

♪ Certified Kraftwerk,
Ribkat-- first name backwards ♪

♪ King Kong kickin' in the
building, killin' rap nerds ♪

♪ Yeah, get a dose of it,
snap your collarbone, dummy ♪

♪ Funny how I got the globe
rolled into dope money... ♪

[grunting]

That cute squint laid out the
specific six-punch combination

that would have caused the
injuries to the victim's body.

That cute squint?Yeah, my bureau
training taught me

to be precise when
using language.

She's a squint,
and she is cute.

Yeah.
Got it.

[grunting]

Dude, that's it. That's
the six-punch combo right there.

Gotta be our guy.It's gotta be our guy.

FBI. Take a break, huh?

I don't care who you are.

We're in the middle of something
here. Get off my stage.

Okay, I don't think
he understands.He doesn't understand.

Okay, hi. [snaps fingers]
We're from the FBI.Oh, you're from

some sort of cop game. Then
you should know about ruining

an entire sequence. Now get off
my stage before I make you.

Okay, you just need to relax
there, Mr. Lite-Brite, okay?

We have permission
to be here, okay?

I am Special Agent Booth.

I warned you. [grunting]

He doesn't understand.

That was a big mistake, buddy.

Okay.

[grunting]

Oh. Okay, that was
a bigger mistake.

Aah. Shoulder's
hurting, rotator cuff.

You want to
get this one?

Sure.
Okay.

[groaning and grunting]

Look at that.

We restrained a Manotaur.

Uh, Minotaur.
Whatever.

MAN:
I admit it.

I beat up Hayes...
but he deserved it.

Hayes Robertson employed you
for over six years.

That didn't give him the
right to steal my idea.

As if he wasn't
rich enough.

What idea?
I came up with
The Crusher.

He took credit for it.

That game's even based
on my move.
BOOTH:
Your move.

Wow. I'm thinking
the boss betrays him,

and he wants revenge.

Okay. Okay, look.

I was out one night
across town at, like, 2:00 a.m.

when I randomly ran
across Hayes on the street.

I confronted him about
stealing my game.

He called me a troll,
which I'm not.

I'm a Minotaur.
So, I beat him up.

You used the same move on him
that he programmed

into the game.
Irony, right?

He just forgot about it?
He didn't fire you or anything?

I expected it,
but after I punched him,

Hayes went down, and this
really expensive bracelet

fell out of
his pocket.

How'd you know
it was really expensive?

I used to work security for a
jewelry dealer, and believe me,

these diamonds were real
and big.

Anyway, Hayes just grabbed
the bracelet and ran off.

Next day, I'm waiting to get
fired, and all he said was,

"Don't worry about it.
It never happened."

BOOTH:
Okay, so you're telling me

that he was willing to forget

about the beating
because of a bracelet?

Look on his face.

He wanted me to keep quiet
about that bracelet.

I don't know why, but he was
willing to happily bleed for it.

[sighs]

So this is what was on
Hayes Robertson's computer?

Yeah, I got everything from
million-dollar video game ideas

to e-mails from
Nigerian bankers.

Anything more than

snooping on his
private life?

Well, no. That was enough.

The cloud updated everything
from his phone,

including everywhere he went.

Oh, because of the
GPS on his cell.
Right.

Now, these are the places
he visited in the past month.

Isn't this where he
was beaten up by

Travis Leete?

[computer chirps]

316 North Sycamore Avenue.

Yeah, it's a location

he's visited six times
in the past month.

And according
to the time stamps,

usually in the middle
of the night.

Sounds like he was
having an affair.

A single 26-year-old guy
doesn't need to sneak around.

Maybe he was seeing
a married woman.

Agent Booth, it's Aubrey here.

Listen, I think I found out

where Robertson was going
with that bracelet.

So Angela did find
the apartment?Yeah.

But no one's here.Who's on the lease?

Well, that's the interesting
part. Chloe Blanchard.

Robertson was visiting
his roommate's girlfriend?

That's what it looks like.

I'd love to,
but the place is empty.

Looks like Chloe grabbed
her stuff and moved out.

And there's nothing there?
No way to find her?

Well, Angela pulled the images

off her social media accounts.

She ran Chloe's picture
against online images using

facial recognition software.

Okay, well, did she get a hit?AUBREY:
Yeah.

Chloe was tagged in multiple
pictures, two of which

were taken today in Wexford.BOOTH:
Wexford.

That's only, what, like, 30
miles away. I'll tell you what.

I'll get a local P.D.
and have 'em pick her up.

Okay, but in the pictures,

Chloe was tagged
under a different name.

Tell them they'll be looking
for an Alice Kelly.

Wait a second. You're telling me
that she moved

to the next town over
and changed her name?

My guess is, she knows she got
herself in the middle

of something
she wants nothing to do with.

Right, well, you know,
just pick her up.

Maybe she can tell us
what she knows about Noah.

I know if I found out

my best friend was sleeping
with my girlfriend,

I'd have a murderous thought
or two.

I feel guilty
not being at the lab.

I don't. I found the
girl, so I can chill.

And you have Jessica,
so, you can, too.

You'll feel guiltier

when Christine grows up and
says you worked too much.

It's nice spending time
together,

just us, like we used to.

Yeah, except now we're talking
about day care rather than sex.

I had extremely satisfying sex
last night, actually.

It began in the tub.[laughs]

You guys like the
tub, don't you?
Yes.

When Hodgins and I feel
like getting a little crazy,

we go to the kitchen.

We always get
hungry afterwards,

so then we just
don't have to move.

I can't fault
your logic. Christine?

You have reached
your maximum

potential energy
on the swing.

Lower your center
of gravity, please.

Does she actually know
what you're saying?

Of course.

Michael Vincent?

If you run up that
slide one more time,

I'm never feeding
you again.

He understands me, too.

Do you think I'm incapable
of being open to new ideas?

Is this about
Jessica's commune?

Cooperative, but yes.

I want to guarantee
Christine will have

the best possible education,
but some of these schools

that are so free-form, I'm...

I don't know how
to trust something

with no formal structure.

Well, do you want to?

Well, I think it would be
a good balance for Christine

since she lives with me,
but I don't know if I can.

Hmm. You know, the
way I figure it,

they're going to
blame us for everything

that goes wrong in
their lives anyway,

so you might as well just do
what feels right for you.

I'm not sure what that is.

Although I didn't think I would
like the tub the first time.

[phone rings]

Brennan.

Okay.

Yes, I'll be right there.

Uh, that was Ms. Warren.

She found some carpal fractures.
Do you think that you...?

Yeah, I'll drop them
back off at day care,

and I'll be
ten behind you.
Thanks.

Yeah.
Christine?

BRENNAN:
Where are the fractures,
Ms. Warren?

I found postmortem
carpal fractures

in the trapezium,
lunate and scaphoid,

where the victim was tied
to the heavy weight.

None of which would
kill the victim.

Right, but I also
found two splintered

fractures on the
humerus. The plotting

of the fractures indicates
blunt force trauma

by a rounded weapon.

The angle at which the weapon
splintered the humerus

would have caused a laceration
to the subclavian artery.

Causing the victim to go
into irreversible shock

within minutes
while he bled to death.

You found cause
of death, Ms. Warren.

I did my part, but wefound it.

I'll have Dr. Hodgins
swab the humeral fractures.

Already did.

Oh.

How long am I going to be here?

Well, you know, that really
depends on you, Noah.

The sooner you cooperate, the
sooner you can get out of here.

I'm cooperating.

You know, we just recently
found out that your

good buddy Hayes was visiting
your girlfriend Chloe

repeatedly at night.

Doesn't make any sense.Kind of makes sense to me.

She is a good-looking girl.

We think they were
having an affair.

It's not possible.

Definitely is possible,
and if you found out

about that, you probably
would become very angry.

I know Hayes,
I know Chloe.

Neither of them
would ever do that!

You just need to settle down.Then stop lying

to me.I'm not lying.I'm just

Agent Booth, she's here.
I just told her

to wait outside.Right.
Come on in.

Who is? Chloe? She's here?

Uh... ask her.

She'll tell you
she never cheated on me.

She loves me.
Ask her. Chloe?

Just settle down.

No. Chloe!

Hey...

Hi. This is
so crazy,

but you didn't sleep with Hayes,
right? You love me.

Tell 'em.

Who the hell are you?

AUBREY:So Noah's never
even met Chloe

in person?No, look,
he only knew

of her online.

But she doesn't know him at all.

Because that girl right there
is not the one

that he was chatting with, okay?

She is just
an innocent bystander.

Okay, Hayes
Robertson, okay,

stole images of her on
the Internet and created Chloe.

So Chloe never changed her name
to Alice.Aubrey,

she was always Alice.

Hayes catfished
Noah.Exactly.

Since he knew
that Noah never left his place,

he could keep the scam going
because these two

would probably never meet.Guy was a control freak,
all right?

He created Chloe in order
to control his best friend.

If Noah didn't know
he was being catfished
and he'd never met Chloe before,

then he doesn't have
a motive to kill Hayes.

Are you with me now?Mm-hmm.

I'll go talk to him.
You stay here.

I'm so embarrassed.

I thought
I was talking to you every day.

I sent you gifts.

You did? Really?Yeah.

This... beautiful bracelet.
Diamonds.

I thought you'd love it.

Diamonds?'Cause of your eyes.

The way they shine,
they remind me of diamonds.

I'm sorry.

I'm an idiot.Uh, no.No, I,

Thanks.

[door opens]

He sent me
jewelry.

No, no. He didn't s...

No, Alice, he didn't send you
jewelry, okay?

He sent Chloe jewelry.

Got it? Okay, so...
neither one of you

had any idea
about what was going on here?

Not at all.No.

You never saw
or talked

to Hayes Robertson?

I never even heard of him
before now.

I can't believe
he would do that to you.

I mean, you're so... sweet.

I don't think so.No, you are. If
he wasn't dead,

I'd kill him myself.

It's just...
none of this

makes any sense.I know it's hard
for you to take

all this in right now,
but, Hayes...

your buddy was a bad guy.

I mean it-it literally
doesn't make sense.

If Hayes was Chloe
this whole time,

then who have I been chatting
with online all week

after he died?

You kept talking to him?Chloe was saying

she wanted to break up.

I was trying
to save my relationship.I would never

break up online.

Alice.

I'll give you
my computers,

my-my phone. Check the logs.

It couldn't have been Hayes.

Do you
really think

my eyes shine?

Hey, so I used
the scanning electron microscope

and pyrolysis and found flakes
of gray paint

in the humeral fractures,
as well

as polypropylene
particulates.Motion capture markers.

Please explain.The sensor balls

used on motion capture suits
to make 3-D animation.

Like the type the video game
actors wore at Immersion.That's right. Yeah.

So the gray paint plus
the motion capture markers...Combined with

the depression fracture
on the skull caused
by a flat surface weapon...

As well as the
blunt force trauma

to the humerus caused
by a rounded edge.

I know the weapon.

This is the video that Aubrey
shot on his cell phone.BRENNAN: The shield.

It has a flat surface with a
rounded edge. It's painted gray

and has motion capture markers
on it.

It has to be
the weapon.Yeah. Here is where we really

hit the jackpot. I accessed
Immersion's server

through Robertson's computer
to see if there was any data

captured by the markers
on the shield.

So it turns out that the murder
took place on the gaming stage,

so we have a full 3-D
motion capture video of it.

SAROYAN:Is it still
rendering?

No, this is

all Robertson's
computer captured.

Because neither the
murderer nor the victim

wore motion capture suits.So...

all we have is the movement
of the murder weapon.

That's all I need. Please
replay the video using

a figure of Robertson's
physique. And then

have the
movements

and the strikes determine the
assailant's height and weight.

The assailant was
approximately five-eight,

120 pounds.

And the killer
was also right-handed

but had
more power

with swings arcing
from the left.

From the size, probably a woman

who was weaker
on her dominant side.

AUBREY: Anne Schamberg? BOOTH:
Yeah, Noah said

when he dated her, it
was actually Robertson
who set them up.

Hayes Robertson set up his
best friend with his programmer,

then turned around
and broke them up.

Right. They were
actually talking

about moving in together.But Robertson

didn't like that
because he wouldn't be able

to control them anymore.He created
Chloe

to break them up, okay?
What, it's a perfect way

to keep his best friend
and his best programmer

in his pocket,
right?

Whoa. Okay,
there you are.Yes.

Stuck in traffic?

BRENNAN:
I've been here.All right, let's go.

So you failed to mention
that Noah broke up with you

because of Chloe.

I don't see why that's relevant.

You suspected
Robertson was behind it.

You see, Robertson,
he's a control freak.

So what do you do?
You confronted him and,

what, he humiliated you, right?

Made fun of you.
And that's when you snapped.

Which is why
you killed him.No, I didn't.

No, that's when you took over
Chloe's online account, right?

So that you could pretend
to be Chloe, right?

Break up with Noah and you could
have him all to yourself.

[chuckles]
That's ridiculous.

Can you take your cardigan off
and stand up, please?

Why?Let's not make this
any more difficult

than it has to be,
Ms. Schamberg.

She's your killer, Booth.

What?We subpoenaed your medical
files. In high school,

you ruptured

your right patellar tendon

in the same knee.

So?So years
of dealing

with a significantly weaker
right knee would cause you

to compensate for the injury.

The muscle mass in the left side
of your body became

approximately five percent
bigger than your right.

Really?

BRENNAN:
Yes. It would
also cause her to move

exactly like this
when she killed Hayes Robertson

on the video stage.

I love Noah.

I asked Hayes,
why would he break us up?

He laughed and said we were
just characters in his game.

We're people.

Noah and I are people.

We just wanted a life together.

We just wanted
a life together.

♪ I've been searching

♪ The fossil
that once was a fawn ♪

♪ I've been waiting

♪ For the sun
to rise up with the dawn ♪

♪ Sleeping for 21 hours a day

♪ Fending the doctors away

♪ Bleeding decay...

You want any help?

Oh. No, thanks.
I am almost done.

Well, then can I maybe buy
you an after-arrest drink?

Man, I would love that,
but Angie and I--

we got to get home
to the little guy.Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's fine. It's fine.

Totally get it.

You okay?

Yeah. Why?

Because you just lost your home
today and you don't seem okay.

Uh, I told you...
[chuckles]

change is one of the foundations
of the cooperative.

Without change,
there is no life.

Right. But sometimes change
can be painful,

and we can hate it. Like
the transient receptor potential

in Drosophila melanogaster.

[crying softly]

[sniffles]
I have no idea what that is,

but it's probably right.
[crying]

[sniffles]
Uh...MONTENEGRO: Whoa.

Whoa, wh-what did you do to her,

Hodgins?
He was
just really,

really confusing
and really, really nice.

[chuckles, sighs, chuckles]

[sighs]

[crying]

I lost everything.

I lost
my family.

[sobs]Well, thank God
you're not trying to hold it

together anymore.[sobs, chuckles]

Come on. You're
coming home with us.

After Michael Vincent
goes to sleep,

we're gonna open
a bottle of Barolo

and...
No, um,

you know, I can't. Um...

No, I can't.

So the only family that you can
be a part of is that commune?

Come on.
Get your stuff.

You're coming home
with us.Come on.

[chuckling, sniffles]
Okay.

[sniffles]
But it's a cooperative.

Ooh.
Noah and Alice
went off together?

Yeah, they really hit it off.
I mean, I guess there really is

a silver lining,
even in...

murder. Whoa, whoa. Wait
a second. What's this?

No work at home, remember?This is my research
for Christine's schools.

Oh, no, Bones.After reading
Professor McLaughlin's book,

I realized that my expectations
were as rigid

as my approach
to finding the right school.

So all the
ratings and the...

kindergarten
language requirements, what,

are you just gonna toss those
out the door?
Yes.

I'm leaving them to you.

Me?

Yes. You are far more
open-minded than I am.

And since I would never consider
wearing a beer hat in the tub,

far less rigid.

Well, thanks, Bones. I...

That's a compliment, right?More of a statement

of fact.
You can choose any of these.

I've pre-screened them

so you're only dealing
with the best.
The best.

What about the, uh, public
school down the road?

It's not in there.
I've listed my reasons

on page four. Of course,
you can choose it if you'd like.

So if all this goes
wrong, it's my fault.

Yes. But I-I trust
you'll make the right decision.

Why do I feel
like this is not a victory?

I feel remarkably good,
actually.
Mm-hmm.

And, um, speaking of the tub...

Really?

Mmm...
[laughs]

[chuckles]
Well, the dishes are done,
Christine's asleep...

[whoops]

Yes!
[whoops]No beer hat, Booth.

I will fill 'er up.

N... Booth, come on.
No beer hat.

I'm not that open-minded.

Come on!
You were last night.

I'm far too rigid to enjoy
something like that.

Rigid? The hat'll help.

My God...Come on. One sip.

What's that mean?