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Hi. Hi.

Welcome to the park shop.

Hey. How are you?

I have a question. I was wondering if I could call a car.

On your car?

Yeah.

Shit. We don't deal with cars anymore.

Like, I can't. Like, no.

Like, I really don't know.

It just doesn't feel right.

Let me talk to my boss and bring him out here.

What's up, man?

Oh, all right. All right. What are we doing?

Play a bit of tennis, do we?

How's it going? I'm Sean. I play a little bit of tennis myself.

This man doesn't know too much about sports, I mean, as you can tell.

But these... No, no. She's scared to start her car, pawn her car.

I know you've been burning the past, so I'm going to let you handle that.

What I tend to these records.

What are you doing?

We just got them in. I'm just trying to test them out.

All right, man.

So what kind of card is it?

Oh, it's a car. It's an automobile.

Oh, yeah. No, ma 'am. Sorry. We don't deal in cars anymore.

We're not a dealership.

Can I please, like, can you give me, like, a little something? Because I

need the cash. You woke me up for this, man?

Yeah, I mean.

Come on over here with me for a second.

All right.

So, listen.

Don't deal in cars anymore.

I mean, we never really did too much, but it's not a real profitable gig for

So, you know, I don't purchase cars. I don't sell cars.

Like

I

said, I don't buy cars. You know, I'm not selling them.

I got burned too many times.

Yeah, I just want to pawn it. I don't want to sell it. Oh, so you want to pawn

it and not sell it? Yes, yes.

All right, well, how long were you thinking of pawning it for?

For just a month.

One month? Yes.

Well, I might have to guide you on the rates, though. I mean, I'm going to hit

you with a hefty percentage.

I typically go about 15 to 18, but for just one month, I mean, for me to make

any money, I might have to hit you with like 30.

I'll be honest with you. I really don't want to.

I mean, I was hoping you were going to purchase some rackets or something.

Man,

I should open up a charity with how much I help young ladies.

It's a good car.

It's worth it for me to do it.

It's hot out there, you know what I mean?

One month? One month.

Well,

I like you, so I'll take a look, all right?

Cars, huh?

I better have two.

Where's it at?

Man, empty today, huh? Ain't nobody in this plaza.

Where's your car?

It's right here.

You brought me outside for these?

I mean, look, it's very nice.

Ma 'am, ma 'am, is this really your car?

Yeah.

You want to... Ma 'am, come on now. I ain't got time for this.

And the inside, I prefer to look in the inside of the dumpster right there.

Seriously?

Did you push it up here?

No, I actually have the key right here.

So you had it towed here?

No, the door was here.

Come on.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, it's going to break?

I don't want this thing. Get out of here.

Oh,

come on now.

Oh, yeah, it looks great great condition. Oh definitely Hear what

it backfire I

Mean it did it did start right away. So I'm kind of impressed.

We didn't need to jump it or pull started or something It blows really

so much concern about the car doing that

It more like it putts Or let me have a seat up in there. You got the key with

you. All right. Thank you Man, I don't even know if I fit in here man.

Oh All right, man So tight just like a lot.

Oh you in the backseat now. Yeah, what are you doing back there? You could come

up here in the shotgun Got TVs

Alrighty.

Why is it beeping at me? Is it going to explode?

No. Alright, let's stop.

Alright, so you got a nice little stereo in here.

Yep.

You got an e -brake.

Alright, you got any bodies in the trunk?

No. But do you want to take a look at the back seat?

Um, it looks pretty good.

I mean, there's like two of these. Airbags?

It has airbags?

Yes. Up there. Oh, up here. Alright.

One over where?

Okay,

alright.

What else it got?

It has a camera in the back. It's got a camera in the back?

What does it got a camera in the back for?

For when you back up.

Oh, like a rear view camera.

The camera at the back shows you when you back out.

Oh, so it's got a rear view camera?

All right.

How does that work now?

Put the car in reverse, and it shows up. Well, go back there and show me. I want

to make sure it's working. Okay.

She needs to bend over. Let me show you them fucking airbags.

Oh, shit.

Oh, no, yeah, I see it all right.

Airbags galore with this car.

All

right,

come around.

That thing is a piece of fucking... What?

How the hell?

Oh, there it goes.

yes ma 'am um yeah i don't know it looks like what model

is this this is a pos piece of shit this is a 84 toyota

it's a classic toyota camry a classic pos toyota camry it's a classic

84 ah i mean i'm gonna be honest with you i don't I don't want

anything to do with this car. What were you, I mean, what number were you

thinking of pulling it at?

Uh,

I need 800.

Is this okay?

800? You better ask if that's okay, because that for sure ain't all right.

All right, well, here.

I'm starting to fucking sweat like a pig and shit, so I'm going to roll your

window up. Okay.

Even though I don't really want to.

Fuck me.

All right, so here's what I want to do.

Let's go in my office, run some numbers, and

I'll see what I can do. 800 is going to be a little lofty,

but we'll see what we can do, all right?

So we're not going to talk in the shop. We're going to talk in my office, all

right?

Fuck, now he's hot, man.

Fucking sweating like my sister in church, boy.

Mike, you looking for goddamn fake animals again on your phone?

I'll fire you again.

I'll fire you again, man. Alright, I'm running back to my office. Be back in

about 35 -40.

Follow me this way, man.

Alright, man.

Demolition Derby for sale.

See that scooter right there?

That's mechanical.

Probably sell for just as much as your automobile.

All right, you want me to be honest with you?

I was taking a nap in here before you got here, so I'm still a little groggy.

That sun outside woke me up a little bit.

So what is it, because I don't think you told me, what is it that you even need

the money for?

I mean, you need...

So you want to help your mom with her surgery?

Mm -hmm.

Is it life -threatening?

Somewhat, kind of.

Oh, no. She ain't got cancer or nothing, does she? No, no, no, no.

No. Dang, that's some scary stuff out there. She has back problems because her

boobs are, like, humongous.

So she has to get, like, a procedure done in her back.

So a mother -like daughter, pretty much.

So you kind of just answered a question that I was asking myself earlier.

Those are natural.

Those are real.

All right.

Well, that's interesting.

So how much money was it that you needed?

$800. For that beater outside?

Yeah.

All right. Well, yeah. I mean, if you sold that thing for parts to a mechanic,

he'd probably give you like $75.

You coming to me looking for $800?

Yes, because I need the money.

What do you really want now? Come on.

I need cash.

So you need $800 for that car?

Mm -hmm.

How many accidents you been in with that car?

Nine.

I almost don't believe that. You got a new engine in it or something?

Yeah, it runs good.

I mean, no dent, no nothing.

It looks about as old as me.

Well, it can get you from... Point A to point B.

Barely. It can.

You sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

What if my point A and point B are more than five miles apart? Can I still rely

on that car?

Yes, you can. It runs very good.

Oh, no.

Oh, I'm just not seeing it coming out of that car. I mean, even if I lent you

the $800 for the Pong.

And you brought it back in one month, I would end up, you know, I would even

charge you, you know, hell, it would be damn near $1 ,100 I'd be charging you

back. Why?

You know, 30%. And that 30 % was being conservative, thinking that you had a

real vehicle that you were bringing me.

That's a real vehicle.

Come on, man.

Fred Flintstone could pedal that car.

You can work for that vehicle.

I'm pretty sure you can. I ain't working with that vehicle nowhere.

Oh, my God.

Can you, like, just please, like... Well, I mean, I told you this the second

walked into the shop.

I don't deal in cars anymore.

Especially cars like that, man.

But wouldn't you, you know, want to help somebody out? Like, what if your mom

needed, you know, surgery?

God rest her soul. You know what I mean? If I had the opportunity to do so, I

would have. But that was out of my hands, you know?

So...

Do I want to help you and your mammy? Please.

Yeah.

Um.

But I don't want to do it via that vehicle.

That's for damn sure.

Is there any other reason why you wouldn't?

Well, I don't want that car. That's what I'm saying. That car is too much for

liability. You come back in one month. You come back in one month trying to get

that car back. And it don't start. You start blaming me.

Come on now.

I know how these things work. I have faith in your car. It's going to start.

Okay, all right. Trust me, it's going to start.

Here's what I'm thinking. We're out.

This is a little bit off book, if you will.

But we can start.

I'm not going to pawn your car, honestly.

I'm not going to do it. Maybe for like 50 bucks or something.

I need $800.

I'm not going to do it.

If those are real, like you said, I'll give you a hundred bucks if I can see

them.

No.

Come on. I mean, look at the way you're dressed already.

Okay. I dress like this on a daily basis.

I know. I go to school like this.

And I bet you get really good grades.

Yes, I really do.

I bet you do.

I bet.

You get straight D's. I mean, straight A's.

Mm -hmm.

Straight A's. But D's for a hundred? No. Just like...

I mean, if I had, you know, a grade book, I will give you A's too.

But, you know, I ain't a professor of anything except professing my love for

beautiful, beautiful breasts.

The best of the breast.

Okay, okay, okay. Thank you for describing my breasts.

But we're talking about a car.

Half of a car. Can we get back on that subject, please?

Well, there ain't really much further to talk about on that subject.

There really isn't. I mean, the car ain't really a car. I told you

I don't do cars the second you walked in the door.

And you're still here being persistent. So I feel like maybe there is something

else here that you got in mind.

That maybe I could, you know, fish out, cast out, board your way.

You could take the bait.

And, you know, we could both be winners here.

Okay. How about these?

If you give me the cash for the car, you will be a happy man at the end of the

day. Oh, hold on now.

Just because you're a man of good person, by helping me and my mom out

situation.

Man, the complete 180, I was thinking you were gone.

I want to be a happy man because I'm a fucking happy man, not because I'm

money out. I mean, hey.

Your mom, that sounds awful. She's got a bad back or something because she's got

really nice, big, voluptuous... No.

Just say she needs surgery and then just leave that back. I mean, I just need

help.

Alright, now I could be the man to help you out, but you gotta help me out too.

And that fucking jalopy outside ain't gonna get it done.

What is with you girls, man? All these girls come in here trying to peddle me

bullshit and ask for top dollar.

It don't work that way.

I need something in return. I'm a businessman here. Come on, look. I'm

thriving business.

Okay, and I can help you thrive your business by putting you out there just

because you helped me with that one situation.

Are you word of mouth? How many people do you know?

I know a lot of people that's looking for a client shop.

I mean, I put an ad out in the Daily Paper, so if they need me, they can just

find me.

Business is doing pretty well. I mean, your word of mouth. I don't need your

word of mouth. I need just your mouth.

You know what I mean?

What do you mean?

For like a... No.

That'll give you another $100 for.

You dress like that every day. Yes, every day.

You get a lot of compliments?

I do, but it's not concerning what we're talking about right here.

All right. Well, all right.

Get with them on.

Drinking like that. You don't want a fucking deal.

Oh, old notes.

Come on in, Mike.

Hey. Sure. Are you serious what you said?

I'm dead serious.

Serious as a heart attack.

Well, I better not talk about anything medical.

Dead serious.

Very serious. How about that?

So, have you made up your mind yet?

Why did you come back in here?

Did you make up your mind?

Yes, I made up my mind. Alright, so we're going to do $100 to see those.

Ma 'am, I don't want to ask you to leave because you're too pretty, but I don't

want your car at all. All right. I have a nice car.

You know, I don't.

All right.

What would you do in my situation?

Oh, you don't want me to say that. But and at the same time, I ain't in your

situation. I'm in my. Put yourself in my shoes. I'm in my shoes right now. And

these boots are steady and firm.

That's why I got the cash, alright? And I'm offering you the cash for something

that's pretty damn simple.

Alright? So, the shoes I'm wearing are pretty damn comfortable.

And I like to stay in these shoes.

Because the view I'm looking at is real nice.

And I like to get a better look.

A look under the hood, so to speak.

Out of all things, why?

Come on, look at her. Okay, alright, alright.

I'll live it with you.

100%, I'll live with you.

I do this kind of thing not as often as I'd like to, because I like to do

something like this every day.

But, you know, maybe once, twice a month, a girl similar to yourself in an

unfortunate situation comes through, and I'm almost like a guiding light.

I'm a facilitator of funds and a facilitator of fun.

So I'll offer both things, you know.

Everything happens right here in my office.

It's discreet.

It's private.

And you leave here with, if not the majority of your money, usually all the

money that you need, give or take the price that you're negotiating.

So now this is not prostitution.

This is not you being a hooker or anything like that because most times

just an added price to what you're pawning. So what goes on in here is

be... Completely discreet and private and probably no more than 30 minutes or

depending. And like I said, it happens all the time. Not as much as I'd like it

to happen.

And it's totally legal because whatever pawn or whatever sale is going on is

still going to happen on my books. So the money exchange is going to be on the

books so that, you know, it's completely accounted for.

So I will still keep your car. I'll lower the pawn rate.

I'll get, you know, depending on how things go, you'll still walk out of here

with $800.

And I'll be the happy man that I want to be.

I'd like to hope I can satisfy you as well.

And, of course, you know, your pocketbook will be satisfied. And, you

Mammy can get her, you know, Mammy's fix. Or no, it's her back.

So that's exactly how the cookie crumbles.

if you were baking a cookie, you know what I'm saying?

Let's do the first order of business. I want to see those massive, beautiful

breasts.

I'm thinking here. I'm distracted by what I'm looking at, but let's just go

ahead and take the bra off, and I want to see your boobs through the shirt, and

then you can just pull up your shirt, pull down your shirt, and that'll be the

first $100.

What if I just pull it up just to sneak peek?

No, I don't want to sneak peek now. I want you to take your bra off, leave

shirt on so I can see those breasts through the shirt.

Okay.

Holy shit.

Okay.

God damn.

Okay.

Take that bra off.

I'll take that for you.

Keep good care of it.

And those are real, you said?

Bounce them up in there.

More.

Yeah,

there you go.

Holy shit.

I bet you got a lot of free shit because of those, huh?

I'll pull the shirt back down for you.

I slowly pull it up.

Oh, God damn.

That is nice.

Why don't you go a little bit more sideways for me?

Oh, just like that. I love a cycle fossil. Those are amazing.

They got some airbags right there.

Yeah.

Jiggle them up and down again.

Give me some. Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

They got a nice jiggle.

nah there you go look see you're having fun told you it'd be fun alright now

part of this $100 deal thing as always wait wait

wait what are you doing what's up why do you have a camera I thought this was

just something like

A deal with no camera.

No, no, no, this is part of the deal.

Why?

Well, it's for me.

I have something to, you know, beat the meat to later.

Look at those. Come on, let me see. We didn't discuss anything about a camera.

It's part of the deal.

It's in the contract.

What contract?

I know, I know you didn't sign anything, but you agreed.

I mean, I know we didn't even shake hands, but.

No, like, this is.

Damn, they look really good like that.

Turn this way. They look good like that. This is too much.

No, it's not. We ain't even done nothing yet.

You only earned $100. You got $700 more to earn.

So, I have to show my booth to the camera.

It's not a camera. It's my camera.

And what are you going to do with these?

I told you. I'm going to jerk off to it later.

Okay.

I can't believe this.

Turn this way with a hand bra.

you go now let them go now do that thing again where you put your shirt down and

pulled it up pull it pull all the way down on let me

see a bunch of cleavage oh yeah sit up now

Shit, look at the way they drop.

Now, do that thing one more time where you put your shirt down and pull it back

up.

Okay.

Oh, yeah. Pull it down even more. Let me see a ton of cleavage.

Oh, fuck.

Now pull the shirt up.

Pull that thing all the way up. Let it bounce.

Oh, god damn.

Alright, so you want to earn $200 more?

Um, what does that consist of me doing?

Just suck my dick.

Oh, no, no, no.

You're taking it too far.

You're going too far with this now.

What? Come on.

No.

You're going too far.

Well, you need $800 or no?

Yes, I need $800, but why would I do that?

Why would I... Why would I do that?

Well, I mean that puts you up to $300

I Mean come on you're

already on camera. You're already topless.

I'm hard as a fucking doornail over here

Get underneath and earn this money, girl.

Save your mom.

I can never believe I'm doing this right now.

Oh, it's fine. Girls do it all the time.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, take them pants off.

That's real nice.

Damn, blowing bubbles.

Do it in all hands.

Oh, yeah.

But keep looking at my camera.

Yeah.

Shit.

That's how you suck for a buck right there Let

me

get them titties now

Why don't you put that shirt over your titties?

And put me up under in there too.

Nah, not like that. Come here.

Yeah, hold them together like that.

Fucking A, those tits are nice.

Shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, fuck. That's really good.

Oh, yeah.

I suck with both hands.

Okay.

Yeah, such a bad day.

You want 500 more dollars?

Come on now. I think you can pick up what I put down.

What is it?

Well, you're already sucking my dick.

You gonna let me fuck 500 bucks?

Let me fuck 500 bucks. Let me fuck 500 bucks.

Really?

I guess since we did all this, we might as well.

I mean, that's up to you.

All right.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, shit.

All right, now turn around and take them pants off.

Oh, nice.

Yeah, bend over when you do that.

Shake your ass.

Huh? Shake that ass.

Oh, fuck. All right.

You're a stripper, ain't you? No.

You shake your ass for A's? You shake your D's for A's?

Oh, fuck yeah. I like that.

I like that. Yeah, turn around. Yeah, spread that shit for me.

Oh, damn.

I look as wet already.

You gonna pawn that pussy?

Yeah?

Yeah. Get over here and ride this big thing.

Oh, shit.

Oh, damn,

that's nice.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

I'm gonna slow stroke you.

Shit, girl.

Mommy's gonna be alright.

You see your own tears right there, don't you?

Oh,

that's

you right there.

Start with good business.

These two things.

Shit.

Are you hungry?

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, keep doing that.

Yeah, work it like that.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Yeah, just like that.

Oh, fuck. Don't stop.

Oh, fuck.

You ready to take my cone? Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. Get on your knees.

Oh, shit.

Mama gonna be alright.

Oh, yeah, clean that out for me.

Oh, shit.

Oh, damn.

Alright.

Good job.

So, uh, I guess we gotta head back next door to the shop and get you paid out.

Alright, alright.

This looks like a glazed donut.

Here's another one if you need.

You're lucky, I ain't typically that kind.

Alrighty.

You know the big fella in the shop, Mike?

Huh? Mike, the big fella in the shop.

Yeah.

You tell him, uh...

Tell him it's a clan for the clam and he'll know what that means. He'll take

care of you I'm myself

You're what now? Oh, that's right. Damn. What am I the brawl thief?

There you go, I'm gonna get back to a map.

I'm gonna get back to my map

Oh yeah, it says A clams for the clam.

Alright, otherwise he ain't gonna know what you mean.

Anything else?

If you could, there's a light switch right to your right.

You can sit down on your way out.

I'm all tuckered out right there.

What day is it?