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Outlaw Lady.

Outlaw Lady.

You may not know this when you meet us.

We wear two faces and we're bad.

You'd be a trouble if you'd sit on us.
Cause when we catch you, you wish you

never had.

Outlaw Lady.

I'm not in the mood for burnt toast
today.

Did the gardener say when he was going
to finish the lawn?

Bernice, did the gardener say when he
was going to finish the lawn? The trees

are rotting out there.

No, you fired the gardener and he's not
coming back.

Well, fuck him. I don't need him anyway.
Who needs an asshole gardener? He's a

total asshole.

I know what I need.

I need a landscaper.

A professional landscaper. That's what I
need.

Look, I'm going to be home late, very
late, because I have a lot of meetings

today. In fact, I have a very tough
meeting tonight with a real asshole.

So you're going to be late? Should I
wait up for you?

I'll let you know. I'm late already.

Whoever that asshole is, tell them I
already left.

Assholes!

Hello. Hi, Bernice.

Oh, hi, Carla.

Look, I need your help.

You'll love it.

Are you free later this afternoon?

Baby, what's up?

What I told you about. It's happening.

My husband's out of town. I made the
call, you know.

No, I don't know.

I'm waiting for the gardener to come
over and pick up some money.

Bernice, you promised.

Yes, I know.

But it's such short notice.

Listen, I'll call you back.

Okay, I'll try and make it.

Look, you'll love it. I promise you'll
love it.

Yes, Carla, I know.

Hi.

Carla just called.

Is she serious?

Well, just remember, we are both married
ladies.

Happily married with rich husbands.

We'll see what you can do.

I got to go. The gardener's here.

Come in.

I said come in.

Hi. Come on in, Danny.

Come on in and sit.

I have to talk to you.

Would you like some coffee?

Some coffee?

No? Are you hungry?

Would you want to eat something?

No, no, Danny.

You no more work here anymore.

My husband fired you. You no more work.
You no more work.

I've got money for you, Danny. Money?

Here's money, Danny.

Who are you?

My husband fired you. I know he's a real
asshole.

But you don't work here anymore.

You no more work. No.

Goodbye,

Danny.

Danny, you know I've always wanted to
suck your cock.

Have you ever had a blowjob, Danny?

Have you ever had anybody stick their
finger up your ass while they were

you, playing with your prostate?

How'd you like to fuck, Danny?

How would you like to suck my pussy?

How would you like me to take your cock
deep down in my throat while

I lick on your balls?

You like that, Danny?

Would you like that?

Would you like me to lick your asshole,
Danny?

Huh?

Oh, damn.

Has anybody ever sucked your cock?

Has anybody ever tolerated all of your
balls?

That's a nice cocktail So

eager

beaker aren't we?

Oh, how would you like to hoe my garden?

I

know

you want to fuck me, Danny.

Don't you?

You want to fuck me?

Didn't you watch me when you were out
there in the garden?

When I'm getting dressed?

You say you're...

Nice cock.

Put it in me, Danny.

Danny.

That cock's so nice and hard.

Put it in me.

Fuck me with your cock.

Oh, good, Danny.

Oh, Danny.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh,

my husband says you're an asshole. Show
me how an asshole can fuck.

Oh, my God.

On me!

You'd be so good.

Oh, fuck you.

You'd never do it to anybody else.

Let's pause there.

Anybody ever suck your mouth?

I don't care, Danny. Fuck me.

You know just what to do.

Now go home, you little deaf newt.

Don't ever come back.

plane is late, it just means you leave
late.

You shouldn't cancel your trip.

No, it's too important for you.

For us.

I'd love to travel with you, honey, but
I promised Bernice I'd help her with the

remodeling since, well, Arthur's working
late tonight.

Look, honey, you have a brilliant career
going. You're doing so well.

Look, you calling from the airport?

Okay, look. Why don't you call when you
get into the hotel tonight?

Yeah, I should be back by then.

Okay, honey.

Yeah, I love you too.

You better be on the fucking plane, you
pathetic moron.

Boy, are you ugly.

But that's good.

Eddie, you're an asshole. Your wife
Carla's an asshole. My wife's an

You go to the airport, you call your
wife from the airport.

You tell her your plane was postponed.

Big deal.

You know what you are? Your pussy whip,
Eddie. Your pussy whip. You know, they

don't give a fuck. Our wives do not give
a fuck about sex.

No two farts about sex.

Now, I'm going to tell you something
else.

They use their pussies as tools for
assholes like you.

You see what I mean? They got you. She's
got you scheming and dreaming to get

your rocks off outside the house.

All right?

Now, if your dick was detachable, she'd
probably have it in that safety deposit

box with the deed to your fucking house.
You know the one she insisted she put

her name on?

Right? Hey, fake!

I want you to take the keys to my
hideaway. I want you to go out there and

a good time. Indulge yourself and get
your ass back here Monday morning so you

can start making money for the company
again.

Take him to the cabin. Treat him right.

Bring him back in one piece.

What are you looking at?

Don't fucking look at him. Just do what
the fuck I say. Now go.

Go. That's it.

Very good.

Assholes.

that thing.

When is he supposed to get there?

In a few hours.

And what am I supposed to do with this?

Well, when the urge strikes you, I want
you to fuck me with it.

This little thing?

My ass.

Carly, you never told me about this
part.

Well, I want to experience something.

Well, I would like to experience a lot
of things, but I think that this dildo

here... You'll like it. I'll make sure
you enjoy it.

May I ask you one question?

What would you like to experience?

I want to be fucked like a boy. Oh,
Carla, please.

I never expected that from you.

Do it again.

That's my pussy.

Why? I don't want to be aware of my
pussy.

Sorry. It's like, right back on the
couch. Okay.

Can I get out of my jacket?

Yeah. Or should I keep it on?

I think that's it.

Um...

Fuck me like a teen boy.

Do you want it on?

It's vibrating.

No, just fuck me.

Can you come like this?

I don't know.

Are you masturbating?

Yeah. Yeah, of course I am.

You love it, don't you?

You little teenager.

You like to get fucked up the ass, don't
you, huh?

Little boy, come on.

Take it, little boy.

You're a wimp.

Don't talk about my money.

Don't talk about my ass.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I didn't think you were capable of this,
Carl.

I like it.

Come on, come on. Take it. Take it up
the ass, man.

Yeah. Like a boy.

Yeah. Tell me like a boy. Why don't you
grow up, Carl?

I don't want to grow up.

Just like that?

I said he'd be there in a few hours.

Okay.

Thanks. I feel used.

When you just came over, you brought
your dildo over here.

Wanted me to fuck you up the ass.

I feel used.

I mean, that might sound ridiculous, but
I feel used. You come over here, I fuck

you up the ass, and you go home.

Sorry, I have someone coming over.

Okay, Sylvester.

Yeah. You're not going to wipe it off?

I will.

So, after Carl and I got married, I got
really motivated into

moving my career forward into a strong
position.

You know what I mean?

If you've been with Arthur Longfay...
You know, if my wife finds out about

this... She's going to kill me.

I have never, ever been unfaithful to my
wife before. You know what I mean? I

mean Arthur's wife and my wife. They've
always remained faithful.

They would never, ever consider doing
anything like this.

You're feeling a little guilty, right,
Edward?

Me? Well, yeah, a little.

Well, you know, I think that maybe you
should get undressed and I'll make you a

drink. That'll probably help calm you
down. You seem really wound up.

Well, that's me. I'm all wound up. I'd
kind of like to have a drink.

You know, I could make the drinks. Would
you like that, Faye?

Well, why don't you get undressed first,
and I'll do the same, and then you can

make the drinks.

Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'll get undressed.

That'd be good. You know, Faye, I'll bet
Arthur doesn't ever get uptight in

situations like this, does he? I mean,
does Arthur get nervous, Faye, you know,

in situations like this?

What situation is like this, Edward?

Well, you know, I mean, I'm getting
undressed.

You're getting undressed.

Would you like me to tie you up, Edward?

Yeah, you know, I'd kind of like that.
Can you put this in your mouth, Edward?

Now listen, you go over, you make me a
drink, make us both a drink. When you

come back, I'll tie you up.

You're doing fine.

Everything's going fine.

Oh, thank you, Edward.

Thank you very much.

Listen, don't try and talk, okay? If I
want you to talk, I'll take the panties

out of your mouth. Okay, it's really
simple.

This is really good. You can't drink a
panty out of your mouth.

Why don't I take this? You lay down here
on the bed.

Really good one. Take my word for it.

Go ahead, lay down. Lay down.

That's it. Boy, are you comfortable?

That's good.

Perfect.

You just relax over it, okay?

You're doing so well, Edward.

We're going to have so much fun, you and
me.

Yes.

Let's see how hard you get my nipples
out.

Let's see how hard you get my clit.

What do we have here?

Bad underwear.

My, my.

Oh,

it's good.

Yep. Keep licking.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You're close to my little eyeball right
there.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh. Look at that.

Close to my other lap.

Oh, Edward.

It's going to get you.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Huh? Ooh.

I'm going to fuck that pussy up.

Huh? Huh?

Uh -huh. I'm going to fuck that pussy
up. Uh -huh.

Ooh.

Well, I will.

But talk.

Are you ready or not?

You're still ready?

Oh, yes.

How about my foot?

Yeah.

Good.

Yeah.

Like that?

Yeah. You like that?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah? Don't you want to walk that way?

Mm -hmm.

I want it.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Huh? Yeah.

I'm going to pull it off at work, you
know.

Huh? Huh?

Whoa.

putting on this get -up? No, I haven't
seen him in years.

You haven't talked to him recently?

Well, how'd you set all this up? Well,
he's into threesomes. He likes to serve

with married couples.

He'll think that you're me.

He's not going to buy it.

You look like a woman in men's clothing.

You're crazy.

Look, he'll be shocked, but he'll be
curious enough to

stick around and see what happens.

What am I supposed to do, referee?

To do what comes naturally.

Look, it's all an illusion.

Fucking just another way to reveal
vulnerability, that's all.

Voila.

Eddie, listen to me. You don't want to
divorce Carla.

Faye is not the answer to your dreams.
You hear what I said?

You hear what I said?

Now put Faye on the phone.

Just put her on the phone.

What do you mean? What the fuck do you
mean? I have to say, may I please?

I'm dealing with assholes all the time.
Put it on the fucking phone. Eddie,

listen to me. Oh, Faye. Hi, darling.

How's it going up there?

Yeah. Yeah, well, we got a little
problem here. It seems Eddie wants to

you. You don't want to marry him, do
you?

What do you mean you're discussing it
with Edward?

Put him back on the phone. Put him back
on the phone.

Why can't he talk right now?

Eddie's a little tied up right now,
Arthur.

Do you miss me? Just get his ass back
here in his office by tomorrow morning.

I think Arthur's too excited about our
prospects of marriage.

Arthur, that detective pirate is here to
see you.

Ah, okay. Bring the asshole in and take
notes of what he says.

Okay, Harry, give it to me.

Your wife's a bore.

A bore.

She bores me.

She does nothing all day but routine
humdrum activity.

Going to the market.

Going to the drugstore.

Picking up the dog.

It's boring.

What about the garden that Gina planted?

Is she fucking him?

Nothing. I got nothing to report. She's
clean.

My wife, she's clean. Can you believe
that?

Harry, are you sure about everything?

Checked out everything.

We outed her every move?

Everything. She's clean as a whistle.

Where is she now?

I believe she's at your, uh, employee's
wife.

Uh, her name is Carla.

I know what the fuck her name is.

What's your next move?

Well, I'm gonna go back to your
employee's place and, uh, keep an eye on

You know, this is a boring job.

How long should I keep this asshole
detective on my wife's tail? I mean,

your idea, you know, private detectives.

As long as it takes, Arthur.

Trust your suspicion.

All right, Harry, get the fuck out of
here. Let me know what goes on. Thanks

coming by.

All right, boss.

Will you be wanting me, Arthur?

Yeah. Yeah.

Are you going to insult me?

Offend me with your words, your actions,
your thoughts?

Are you going to let yourself go when
you're at the most vulnerable?

Are you going to allow me to experience
my own lust for you, Arthur?

I might lose control.

Will you impose a fine, a penalty on
pleasure?

You're a slut.

What, Arthur?

You're a slut.

Maybe I am to you.

Did that disturb you?

Is that it, Arthur?

Why are you gripping your cock with the
intensity of a prisoner hanging on to

his jail cell bars?

Yes.

It's unthinkable that I would admit that
you excite me sexually, Arthur.

Unacceptable.

It betrays your innocence, doesn't it?

But it thrills you when I drop to my
knees and I worship your cock, Arthur.

Yes.

Don't close your eyes.

Not this time.

I want you to see it all.

Even if your vision is blurry, don't
close your eyes.

You might recognize your tears, Arthur.

You're the only one I know that's not an
asshole anymore.

It excites you, doesn't it, Arthur?

I'm your own private slut, aren't I?

Is this my phone?

No, no, I'm gonna look.

And then that's just where I am.

Let me see.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, watch.

You

like

that, huh?

I love you.

Arthur, Arthur, Arthur, you love
yourself.

Where's Carla?

In the bathroom, waiting.

Oh, yeah?

Hi, Harry.

How's my favorite gumshoe?

Jesus.

It wasn't my idea. It was all Carla's.

Yeah, well, what am I supposed to do?

I don't know.

That's why I did it.

Come on, Harry. Let's go into the
bathroom.

Come on, Harry. Let's fuck her like men.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

All right.

Is she good?

It looks good.

Yeah.

God bless you.

Why'd you want to put a condom on my
dildo?

Because I know where his cock's been.

No, Harry Stamp is probably the worst
private detective in the world.

But he's successful.

If Arthur ever found out about his
wife's little games, he would divorce

then marry me.

I guess you'd have to move out then.

I'd miss your cooking.

But I could live with that.

But I can't live with his being hurt by
his wife's actions.

So I build little lives for him.

You know that I love him.

And I love you too.

I hope you can understand that.

It's not really a predicament, but it's
just best that you'll never realize it.

I love you, Danny.

But my problem is that you're deaf and
dumb.

And so I use you.

I use your body.

I can't hide my expressions on my face
from you.

So you'll always know how much I want
you.

But you can't hear me.

You can't hear me in the middle of the
night.

I can't tell you my dreams.

So I just use you.

I'm devious.

I fuck with people's personal lives.

And boy, it gives me a feeling of power.

And then I come home and hope I don't
get caught.

Maybe I should fuck Harry.

I'd rather just fuck Arthur and you.

Oh, you are disgusting, my little deaf
mute.

I can smell his wife's pussy on your
lips.

And on your cock.

If you really cared about me, you would
have washed yourself first.

Well, what do you know about caring?

What do you know about anything, really?

Sure, I think you can understand little
bits of things.

But the only thing you really understand
is your own needs.

Maybe that's best.

If you weren't deaf, I'd probably...

Find some other way of using you.

I always wondered what it would be like
if you and Arthur were one person.

I think that'd be perfect.

But you know, maybe I'm just happier
this way.

I have you to use, and I have him to
use.

Maybe I'll just be happy with that.

I wish you could tell me what you like,
what you're feeling inside.

Yes, you like that.

You

like

this, I know.

It's the only way we communicate.

It's fine with me.

I've taught you too much.

You'll never understand.

Hello?

Edward!

Oh, I miss you too, honey.

Yeah, how long are you going to be gone?

Two days, huh?

No, no, I won't waste my time doing
silly girl things while you're gone.

No.

I'll only do manly things until you get
home.

Okay.

Okay, call me tomorrow, okay?

Okay, honey, yeah.

Yeah, I miss you too. Bye -bye.

I told you lately that I love you.

No, you asshole.