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Outlaw Lady.

Outlaw Lady.

You may not know this when you meet us.

We wear two faces and we're bad.

You'd be a trouble if you'd sit on us. Cause when we catch you, you wish you

never had.

Outlaw Lady.

I'm not in the mood for burnt toast today.

Did the gardener say when he was going to finish the lawn?

Bernice, did the gardener say when he was going to finish the lawn? The trees

are rotting out there.

No, you fired the gardener and he's not coming back.

Well, fuck him. I don't need him anyway. Who needs an asshole gardener? He's a

total asshole.

I know what I need.

I need a landscaper.

A professional landscaper. That's what I need.

Look, I'm going to be home late, very late, because I have a lot of meetings

today. In fact, I have a very tough meeting tonight with a real asshole.

So you're going to be late? Should I wait up for you?

I'll let you know. I'm late already.

Whoever that asshole is, tell them I already left.

Assholes!

Hello. Hi, Bernice.

Oh, hi, Carla.

Look, I need your help.

You'll love it.

Are you free later this afternoon?

Baby, what's up?

What I told you about. It's happening.

My husband's out of town. I made the call, you know.

No, I don't know.

I'm waiting for the gardener to come over and pick up some money.

Bernice, you promised.

Yes, I know.

But it's such short notice.

Listen, I'll call you back.

Okay, I'll try and make it.

Look, you'll love it. I promise you'll love it.

Yes, Carla, I know.

Hi.

Carla just called.

Is she serious?

Well, just remember, we are both married ladies.

Happily married with rich husbands.

We'll see what you can do.

I got to go. The gardener's here.

Come in.

I said come in.

Hi. Come on in, Danny.

Come on in and sit.

I have to talk to you.

Would you like some coffee?

Some coffee?

No? Are you hungry?

Would you want to eat something?

No, no, Danny.

You no more work here anymore.

My husband fired you. You no more work. You no more work.

I've got money for you, Danny. Money?

Here's money, Danny.

Who are you?

My husband fired you. I know he's a real asshole.

But you don't work here anymore.

You no more work. No.

Goodbye,

Danny.

Danny, you know I've always wanted to suck your cock.

Have you ever had a blowjob, Danny?

Have you ever had anybody stick their finger up your ass while they were

you, playing with your prostate?

How'd you like to fuck, Danny?

How would you like to suck my pussy?

How would you like me to take your cock deep down in my throat while

I lick on your balls?

You like that, Danny?

Would you like that?

Would you like me to lick your asshole, Danny?

Huh?

Oh, damn.

Has anybody ever sucked your cock?

Has anybody ever tolerated all of your balls?

That's a nice cocktail So

eager

beaker aren't we?

Oh, how would you like to hoe my garden?

I

know

you want to fuck me, Danny.

Don't you?

You want to fuck me?

Didn't you watch me when you were out there in the garden?

When I'm getting dressed?

You say you're...

Nice cock.

Put it in me, Danny.

Danny.

That cock's so nice and hard.

Put it in me.

Fuck me with your cock.

Oh, good, Danny.

Oh, Danny.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh,

my husband says you're an asshole. Show me how an asshole can fuck.

Oh, my God.

On me!

You'd be so good.

Oh, fuck you.

You'd never do it to anybody else.

Let's pause there.

Anybody ever suck your mouth?

I don't care, Danny. Fuck me.

You know just what to do.

Now go home, you little deaf newt.

Don't ever come back.

plane is late, it just means you leave late.

You shouldn't cancel your trip.

No, it's too important for you.

For us.

I'd love to travel with you, honey, but I promised Bernice I'd help her with the

remodeling since, well, Arthur's working late tonight.

Look, honey, you have a brilliant career going. You're doing so well.

Look, you calling from the airport?

Okay, look. Why don't you call when you get into the hotel tonight?

Yeah, I should be back by then.

Okay, honey.

Yeah, I love you too.

You better be on the fucking plane, you pathetic moron.

Boy, are you ugly.

But that's good.

Eddie, you're an asshole. Your wife Carla's an asshole. My wife's an

You go to the airport, you call your wife from the airport.

You tell her your plane was postponed.

Big deal.

You know what you are? Your pussy whip, Eddie. Your pussy whip. You know, they

don't give a fuck. Our wives do not give a fuck about sex.

No two farts about sex.

Now, I'm going to tell you something else.

They use their pussies as tools for assholes like you.

You see what I mean? They got you. She's got you scheming and dreaming to get

your rocks off outside the house.

All right?

Now, if your dick was detachable, she'd probably have it in that safety deposit

box with the deed to your fucking house. You know the one she insisted she put

her name on?

Right? Hey, fake!

I want you to take the keys to my hideaway. I want you to go out there and

a good time. Indulge yourself and get your ass back here Monday morning so you

can start making money for the company again.

Take him to the cabin. Treat him right.

Bring him back in one piece.

What are you looking at?

Don't fucking look at him. Just do what the fuck I say. Now go.

Go. That's it.

Very good.

Assholes.

that thing.

When is he supposed to get there?

In a few hours.

And what am I supposed to do with this?

Well, when the urge strikes you, I want you to fuck me with it.

This little thing?

My ass.

Carly, you never told me about this part.

Well, I want to experience something.

Well, I would like to experience a lot of things, but I think that this dildo

here... You'll like it. I'll make sure you enjoy it.

May I ask you one question?

What would you like to experience?

I want to be fucked like a boy. Oh, Carla, please.

I never expected that from you.

Do it again.

That's my pussy.

Why? I don't want to be aware of my pussy.

Sorry. It's like, right back on the couch. Okay.

Can I get out of my jacket?

Yeah. Or should I keep it on?

I think that's it.

Um...

Fuck me like a teen boy.

Do you want it on?

It's vibrating.

No, just fuck me.

Can you come like this?

I don't know.

Are you masturbating?

Yeah. Yeah, of course I am.

You love it, don't you?

You little teenager.

You like to get fucked up the ass, don't you, huh?

Little boy, come on.

Take it, little boy.

You're a wimp.

Don't talk about my money.

Don't talk about my ass.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I didn't think you were capable of this, Carl.

I like it.

Come on, come on. Take it. Take it up the ass, man.

Yeah. Like a boy.

Yeah. Tell me like a boy. Why don't you grow up, Carl?

I don't want to grow up.

Just like that?

I said he'd be there in a few hours.

Okay.

Thanks. I feel used.

When you just came over, you brought your dildo over here.

Wanted me to fuck you up the ass.

I feel used.

I mean, that might sound ridiculous, but I feel used. You come over here, I fuck

you up the ass, and you go home.

Sorry, I have someone coming over.

Okay, Sylvester.

Yeah. You're not going to wipe it off?

I will.

So, after Carl and I got married, I got really motivated into

moving my career forward into a strong position.

You know what I mean?

If you've been with Arthur Longfay... You know, if my wife finds out about

this... She's going to kill me.

I have never, ever been unfaithful to my wife before. You know what I mean? I

mean Arthur's wife and my wife. They've always remained faithful.

They would never, ever consider doing anything like this.

You're feeling a little guilty, right, Edward?

Me? Well, yeah, a little.

Well, you know, I think that maybe you should get undressed and I'll make you a

drink. That'll probably help calm you down. You seem really wound up.

Well, that's me. I'm all wound up. I'd kind of like to have a drink.

You know, I could make the drinks. Would you like that, Faye?

Well, why don't you get undressed first, and I'll do the same, and then you can

make the drinks.

Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'll get undressed.

That'd be good. You know, Faye, I'll bet Arthur doesn't ever get uptight in

situations like this, does he? I mean, does Arthur get nervous, Faye, you know,

in situations like this?

What situation is like this, Edward?

Well, you know, I mean, I'm getting undressed.

You're getting undressed.

Would you like me to tie you up, Edward?

Yeah, you know, I'd kind of like that. Can you put this in your mouth, Edward?

Now listen, you go over, you make me a drink, make us both a drink. When you

come back, I'll tie you up.

You're doing fine.

Everything's going fine.

Oh, thank you, Edward.

Thank you very much.

Listen, don't try and talk, okay? If I want you to talk, I'll take the panties

out of your mouth. Okay, it's really simple.

This is really good. You can't drink a panty out of your mouth.

Why don't I take this? You lay down here on the bed.

Really good one. Take my word for it.

Go ahead, lay down. Lay down.

That's it. Boy, are you comfortable?

That's good.

Perfect.

You just relax over it, okay?

You're doing so well, Edward.

We're going to have so much fun, you and me.

Yes.

Let's see how hard you get my nipples out.

Let's see how hard you get my clit.

What do we have here?

Bad underwear.

My, my.

Oh,

it's good.

Yep. Keep licking.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You're close to my little eyeball right there.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh. Look at that.

Close to my other lap.

Oh, Edward.

It's going to get you.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Huh? Ooh.

I'm going to fuck that pussy up.

Huh? Huh?

Uh -huh. I'm going to fuck that pussy up. Uh -huh.

Ooh.

Well, I will.

But talk.

Are you ready or not?

You're still ready?

Oh, yes.

How about my foot?

Yeah.

Good.

Yeah.

Like that?

Yeah. You like that?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah? Don't you want to walk that way?

Mm -hmm.

I want it.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Huh? Yeah.

I'm going to pull it off at work, you know.

Huh? Huh?

Whoa.

putting on this get -up? No, I haven't seen him in years.

You haven't talked to him recently?

Well, how'd you set all this up? Well, he's into threesomes. He likes to serve

with married couples.

He'll think that you're me.

He's not going to buy it.

You look like a woman in men's clothing.

You're crazy.

Look, he'll be shocked, but he'll be curious enough to

stick around and see what happens.

What am I supposed to do, referee?

To do what comes naturally.

Look, it's all an illusion.

Fucking just another way to reveal vulnerability, that's all.

Voila.

Eddie, listen to me. You don't want to divorce Carla.

Faye is not the answer to your dreams. You hear what I said?

You hear what I said?

Now put Faye on the phone.

Just put her on the phone.

What do you mean? What the fuck do you mean? I have to say, may I please?

I'm dealing with assholes all the time. Put it on the fucking phone. Eddie,

listen to me. Oh, Faye. Hi, darling.

How's it going up there?

Yeah. Yeah, well, we got a little problem here. It seems Eddie wants to

you. You don't want to marry him, do you?

What do you mean you're discussing it with Edward?

Put him back on the phone. Put him back on the phone.

Why can't he talk right now?

Eddie's a little tied up right now, Arthur.

Do you miss me? Just get his ass back here in his office by tomorrow morning.

I think Arthur's too excited about our prospects of marriage.

Arthur, that detective pirate is here to see you.

Ah, okay. Bring the asshole in and take notes of what he says.

Okay, Harry, give it to me.

Your wife's a bore.

A bore.

She bores me.

She does nothing all day but routine humdrum activity.

Going to the market.

Going to the drugstore.

Picking up the dog.

It's boring.

What about the garden that Gina planted?

Is she fucking him?

Nothing. I got nothing to report. She's clean.

My wife, she's clean. Can you believe that?

Harry, are you sure about everything?

Checked out everything.

We outed her every move?

Everything. She's clean as a whistle.

Where is she now?

I believe she's at your, uh, employee's wife.

Uh, her name is Carla.

I know what the fuck her name is.

What's your next move?

Well, I'm gonna go back to your employee's place and, uh, keep an eye on

You know, this is a boring job.

How long should I keep this asshole detective on my wife's tail? I mean,

your idea, you know, private detectives.

As long as it takes, Arthur.

Trust your suspicion.

All right, Harry, get the fuck out of here. Let me know what goes on. Thanks

coming by.

All right, boss.

Will you be wanting me, Arthur?

Yeah. Yeah.

Are you going to insult me?

Offend me with your words, your actions, your thoughts?

Are you going to let yourself go when you're at the most vulnerable?

Are you going to allow me to experience my own lust for you, Arthur?

I might lose control.

Will you impose a fine, a penalty on pleasure?

You're a slut.

What, Arthur?

You're a slut.

Maybe I am to you.

Did that disturb you?

Is that it, Arthur?

Why are you gripping your cock with the intensity of a prisoner hanging on to

his jail cell bars?

Yes.

It's unthinkable that I would admit that you excite me sexually, Arthur.

Unacceptable.

It betrays your innocence, doesn't it?

But it thrills you when I drop to my knees and I worship your cock, Arthur.

Yes.

Don't close your eyes.

Not this time.

I want you to see it all.

Even if your vision is blurry, don't close your eyes.

You might recognize your tears, Arthur.

You're the only one I know that's not an asshole anymore.

It excites you, doesn't it, Arthur?

I'm your own private slut, aren't I?

Is this my phone?

No, no, I'm gonna look.

And then that's just where I am.

Let me see.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, watch.

You

like

that, huh?

I love you.

Arthur, Arthur, Arthur, you love yourself.

Where's Carla?

In the bathroom, waiting.

Oh, yeah?

Hi, Harry.

How's my favorite gumshoe?

Jesus.

It wasn't my idea. It was all Carla's.

Yeah, well, what am I supposed to do?

I don't know.

That's why I did it.

Come on, Harry. Let's go into the bathroom.

Come on, Harry. Let's fuck her like men.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

All right.

Is she good?

It looks good.

Yeah.

God bless you.

Why'd you want to put a condom on my dildo?

Because I know where his cock's been.

No, Harry Stamp is probably the worst private detective in the world.

But he's successful.

If Arthur ever found out about his wife's little games, he would divorce

then marry me.

I guess you'd have to move out then.

I'd miss your cooking.

But I could live with that.

But I can't live with his being hurt by his wife's actions.

So I build little lives for him.

You know that I love him.

And I love you too.

I hope you can understand that.

It's not really a predicament, but it's just best that you'll never realize it.

I love you, Danny.

But my problem is that you're deaf and dumb.

And so I use you.

I use your body.

I can't hide my expressions on my face from you.

So you'll always know how much I want you.

But you can't hear me.

You can't hear me in the middle of the night.

I can't tell you my dreams.

So I just use you.

I'm devious.

I fuck with people's personal lives.

And boy, it gives me a feeling of power.

And then I come home and hope I don't get caught.

Maybe I should fuck Harry.

I'd rather just fuck Arthur and you.

Oh, you are disgusting, my little deaf mute.

I can smell his wife's pussy on your lips.

And on your cock.

If you really cared about me, you would have washed yourself first.

Well, what do you know about caring?

What do you know about anything, really?

Sure, I think you can understand little bits of things.

But the only thing you really understand is your own needs.

Maybe that's best.

If you weren't deaf, I'd probably...

Find some other way of using you.

I always wondered what it would be like if you and Arthur were one person.

I think that'd be perfect.

But you know, maybe I'm just happier this way.

I have you to use, and I have him to use.

Maybe I'll just be happy with that.

I wish you could tell me what you like, what you're feeling inside.

Yes, you like that.

You

like

this, I know.

It's the only way we communicate.

It's fine with me.

I've taught you too much.

You'll never understand.

Hello?

Edward!

Oh, I miss you too, honey.

Yeah, how long are you going to be gone?

Two days, huh?

No, no, I won't waste my time doing silly girl things while you're gone.

No.

I'll only do manly things until you get home.

Okay.

Okay, call me tomorrow, okay?

Okay, honey, yeah.

Yeah, I miss you too. Bye -bye.

I told you lately that I love you.

No, you asshole.