All language subtitles for 33-I

What's all day trying to keep my job?

Out all night trying to keep it up.

I don't want to hear it. I don't want to
know.

Mrs. Jenkins no I'm sorry your husband
hasn't arrived yet it's not really

important Miss Stewart I just wanted you
to tell him to be sure to look up my

father when he gets to Seattle sure I'll
give him the message is there anything

else no that's all he doesn't have to
call me back thank you goodbye

bitch little bitch

Morning, Karen.

Good morning, boss. Your wife just
called.

Oh, really?

Yeah, she wanted to make sure I reminded
you to get in touch with your father

-in -law when you get to Seattle.

Well, that sounds like the bitch.

You know, she never lets me forget that
the old man set me up in business.

Girls will be girls.

By the way, I didn't make it to the
office on time to make your reservation.

I hope you're not mad.

No, Karen, I'm not mad.

I called the airport before I left the
house.

The plane leaves in an hour and a half.

That's cutting it a little short, isn't
it?

No, there's plenty of time.

Well, let me get you a cup of coffee to
go before... Uh, Karen, I don't want any

coffee.

You know what I want.

Come on, Charlie.

There's not enough time.

Did you call Johnson?

Of course I called him. I got a hold of
him last night. He'll meet you at your

hotel one hour before your meeting.

Oh, come on, Charlie. No, I can't.

I just can't stand it when you do this
to me.

Then just relax.

We don't have enough time.

And besides, Charlie, I'm sick and tired
of your wham, bam, thank you, ma 'am

scenarios.

you always get off and I'm just left
hanging there like a dangling

mean, it's just not fair.

Listen, what the hell is this?

What are you, an English major?

What do you mean dangling, baby?

You know damn well what I mean.

Oh, come on.

Come on, baby. Can't we talk?

You know you love it.

That's what you want me to do.

But I don't think so.

I've made up my mind, Charlie.

I mean it.

Oh, Charlie, you're such a rat.

I know.

Come on in.

What a pleasant surprise.

I must say, you're quite the picture.

What do you think? Harlan had married an
old dreadnought?

Well, Janet told me that her father had
remarried.

But I wasn't prepared for someone as
lovely as you.

Well, thank you, kind sir.

Spoken like a true gentleman.

By the way, where is Harlan?

Didn't he get my message?

Yes, he got your message, but he was
called away at the last minute.

He wanted me to tell you to make
yourself at home and that he'd be in

evening.

I hope not too late. After all, I do
have a plane to catch.

Well, we'll have a couple of drinks and
relax a bit and have a delicious dinner.

And the next thing you know, he'll be
bouncing in.

Would scotch and water be all right?

Sounds nice.

Quick service, huh?

I'll certainly say so.

Let's see, where were we?

Oh, yes.

We were talking about how lucky Harlan
was to have hooked me.

You know, actually, we met at a party in
the Virgin Islands.

And I had just gotten over a very
violent love affair with a younger man.

And I wasn't in the market for a repeat
performance, so after a couple dates

with Harlan, he proposed.

And I accept it feeling quite honored.

You're certainly being hospitable.

Well, didn't you expect that?

Listen, why don't I show you to your
room?

You could take a shower and get
refreshed a bit. And before you know it,

will be ready. How does that sound?

Oh, that would be marvelous.

This way.

Even though you're not spending the
night, I thought you'd like to have a

of your own while you're here.

That's very thoughtful.

I'm learning.

Listen, why don't you make yourself
comfortable, and I'll send somebody in

let you know when dinner's ready.

Thank you.

Cheers.

What the hell is this?

Slight stiffness coming on.

Hello?

Jen?

It's Fred.

Hello?

Jen?

Fred, is that you?

Hi. Hi, Fred.

How are you?

Oh, as well as can be expected, Fred.
Thank you. But Charlie's not home. He

won't be back until tomorrow night.
That's okay. I don't need Charlie.

Look what I've got here.

What have you got?

This is the hottest new movie in the
market.

Oh, really? Yeah, look at this.

Oh. Oh, you'll love it. It's a really
good movie. I was going to play it, but

machine is on the fritz. So you wondered
if you could come over and use ours.

Yeah.

Okay. It doesn't feel right to meet
Fred. Without Charlie being here, I

Well, I wouldn't, you know, be a lawyer,
go upstairs, I'll play it, I'll sneak

out, I won't bother you. Come on.

Okay, I guess it wouldn't hurt. Good,
great, great.

Can I fix your drink before you become
enraptured? No, no, no, no, wait, that's

fine. I'll fix it myself.

You want something?

Oh, just a shot, my friend.

What a day this has been.

What a way I moved up on here. Why, it's
almost like being in love. But we

have my hair.

Whatever you're fixing.

Well, I'm going to have vodka straight
up. No sense fooling around.

You too?

Bye.

With a smile on my face, for the whole
human race, it's almost like

being in love and go.

All right.

Thank you.

Are you sure you don't want to see this
film? You know, this film is so hot,

they had to pack it in ice.

Is that right, Fred? Yeah, that's right.

You sure?

Maybe some other time, when Charles is
at home.

All right, it's your loss.

I guess so.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

What do you see what he does to her now?
It gets really crazy.

What are they doing?

Well, it's called sex.

Red.

No wonder you and Charlie eat these
things up.

How's your love life?

Not so hot.

Why? I think Charlie's having an affair
with that secretary of his.

Comes home at night and he's drained.
He's got nothing left for me.

We haven't made love in weeks.

I don't believe it.

Well, believe it.

Have you seen that little tramp?

She's got a body that won't quit.

There's nothing wrong with your body.

At all.

Down over.

Do you know something?

If you were mine, you'd have to beat me
off with a club.

Would I, Fred?

Yeah, you would.

Could turn you on to what's that?

A little bit, maybe?

You like what she's doing down there?

Did you do that to Charlie?

Oh, Fred.

Did you?

Maybe if you did that to Charlie, your
love life would be a little better.

Goodness.

Don't thank me. You really don't have to
compliment me. I'm not talking about

your lovemaking, you ass.

You have liberated me.

You've turned me into a brand new woman.
I'm as free as a bird.

I don't know what the hell you're
talking about here.

It's just that I know that for some time
now, my illustrious better half has

been fooling around with other women.

And not just his secretary either.

What was it Dorothy Parker once said? If
they were laid end to end... Jan, every

single guy I know plays around with his
wife. Do you have any grape jelly? I

hate them. Well, sure they do, Fred.
Sure they do. And so do wives.

But not me. This was my first time.

Until last night. I was as clean as his
wife.

That's cool. That's interesting.

Fred, it was my first time.

Last night was the first affair you've
ever had? Yes.

It's what I've been trying to tell you,
but no more.

From now on, no more moping around for
me.

I am going to fool around, too.

What's good for the goose is good for
the gander.

I'm going to have an affair whenever I
please and with whomever I please. Did

you cook these enough? It's really
important to cook pork.

I'm a new woman, Fred.

Over in Charlie's office, and Charlie
doesn't seem to be there.

I don't mean to barge in on you like
this.

Oh, no, that's okay. Excuse the
disarray. I just finished doing my

exercises. I do 25 minutes every
morning.

Right, I do aerobics, too.

Well, if you believe that.

My name is Fred Appleby. I'm a friend of
Charlie's.

Fred Appleby from TriStar Incorporated,
right?

You're Charlie's Karen Stewart.

Wrong. I am nobody's Karen Stewart, and
especially Charles.

Oh, excuse me.

Would you like a cup of coffee?

Yeah, actually, I'd love a cup of
coffee. Great.

Listen, when will Charlie be back? Do
you know?

Um, not for a while.

Well, good.

Then we can get to know each other for a
while.

Do you know that I've been in love with
your voice for a long time?

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Well, that's awfully nice.

Oh, here's your coffee.

You'll have to take it black because
that's the only way we drink it around

here. That's fine.

Whoa, it looks like you guys had a small
accident here.

Well, Charlie had me looking for some
paperwork, and as usual, he makes me

up my office.

I know what you mean. I drive my
secretary crazy half the time.

So...

Do you really like my voice?

Oh, yeah, I love your voice.

I love it.

What would you think about a man who
would leave me right when things were

beginning to get hot?

I think he was out of his mind.

Well, that's what Charlie did. He just
up and left for two days to Seattle.

Didn't take me with him.

Wait a second.

Can you just tell me that Charlie will
be back in just a little while?

Oh.

That's right. Oh, well, I lie a lot.

Yeah. Listen, I think I'm going to go
now, and you can tell Charlie for me

I was here.

Oh, well, are you sure you wouldn't like
to stick around?

Putting on some music.

Don't you love to dance, Brett?

Oh, sure, I like to dance. Don't you
just love to dance with me just for a

little while?

Charlie will be back for at least a
couple of days.

Be sure. Please stay and play with me,
Fred.

You don't know how frustrated I am.

I promise you'll play with me.

I promise.

I promise.

I promise you won't stop playing with me
until you've made me come.

You've got my word.

Oh, God.

Oh,

Fred. I know what should have just kept
you so long now.

Oh,

well, let me let you in on a little
secret.

I just love to suck.

I would just love to suck your cock
right now, Fred.

Oh.

Oh, so exciting.

Get the comb out.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Do I get to feel it grow in my mouth?

She will grow harder and bigger inside
your mouth.

Watch my lips as they go all the way
around.

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

Do you like it when I put it all the way
down my throat? Yeah, I like it.

You want me to put it down my throat
again?

Yes.

Oh,

make it big and hard and put it all the
way in your mouth.

You're sucking your cock, are you? I'm
not going to cum.

I'd hate to waste it.

I'm not going to cum till I fuck you.

Fuck me? You want to fuck me?

Yeah. You want to fuck me? Yeah.

Does this cock want to fuck me?

Oftentimes you have suckers.

Don't suck.

When you're ready, just pick me up and
turn me over and fuck me, Brad.

You ready already?

Turn around.

Show me your ass. Turn around.

Mrs., you put your finger in yourself a
lot.

Get it nice and wet for me.

Your gorgeous eyes. Beautiful. Your
legs.

Thank you.

to that cute little Italian restaurant
tonight.

Oh, well, if you have to work late, you
have to work late.

No, I understand, Charlie.

More than you know.

Okay. All right. Well, I'll see you late
tonight, then.

Damn you, Charlie Jenkins.

I know what you're up to.

Hi. You're new, aren't you?

That's right.

Chuck Wilson's my name.

Hi, Chuck. I'm Jan, Jan Jensen.

So that's your name. I thought it would
be something like that.

You mean just from seeing me now?

Oh, no. I've seen you before.

Only I saw a lot more of you than I'm
seeing now.

Oh, she's for the tape.

You just don't look like the type to
watch skin flicks.

Don't you call them fuck films?

Well I was just trying to clean up my
act a bit.

Well I think you're very good.

I enjoyed watching your performance very
much.

In fact that's why I was so surprised to
see you walking up to my door.

Just you wait until I tell my
girlfriends that I have a porno star who

my water to me.

Please, please don't tell your friends.
I'd really appreciate it. I'd like as

few people to know that I live another
life as possible.

Well, why not?

They're bound to find out sooner or
later.

So how long have you been doing porno
films?

Well, actually, that was my very first
one. And I didn't get paid a hell of a

lot of money either because I was so new
to the business.

But that's why I keep on carrying this
water from home to home.

Well, I think you're very good, and I'm
sure you'll be getting a lot of work.

Right. I might even get as big as John
Leslie or Harry Reams.

No, but if I got really busy, I don't
think I'd be able to do any screwing

except on camera.

Well, why not?

Well, I think most of the guys in the
business, it's a good policy for them to

save what they got for, you know, when
their money's on the barrel head.

I understand.

Well, Chuck, when you're finished, I
want you to come into the living room

bring me the bill.

Okay. By the way, Where is your cooler?

It's in the pantry around the corner.

Okay.

Excuse me. Mrs. Jenkins? Right here,
Chuck.

You want to sign for this?

I'd be delighted.

You know, I've been thinking about you
ever since I saw that tape of yours.

You were quite marvelous.

In fact, I've been fantasizing about you
ever since.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

I've been wondering if you're as good in
real life as you were on that film.

Oh, those wonderful things you did to
that girl.

Oh, Chuck.

Oh, Mrs. Jenkins.

What are you doing?

Oh, God.

Oh, you're wonderful.

Oh. Oh, baby.

Yes, sir.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Hug me, baby. Come on.

Oh,

yeah.

Look at you.

Hi there, Miss Whitaker.

How are you doing today?

Oh, not too bad, Chuck.

I thought you quit smoking, Miss
Whitaker.

So did I.

I'm so nervous today, I saw it lit up.

I don't think it's helping much, though.

Jumpy as a cat.

Well, I know it's none of my business,
but is there anything that I can do?

Oh, you're sweet, but it's personal.

Probably making too much out of all
this.

Well, if there is, you know I'm always
willing.

I know you are.

Hello? Yes, Miss Stewart.

Uh -huh.

Yes, I know my appointment's at 11 .30
tomorrow.

Are you kidding?

Spent half the night going over my
portfolio.

Right.

Yes, okay.

I'll be there. Bye -bye.

Christ, I'm calming down. I have to call
Remind Me.

From what I just heard, sounds like
you're up for a big job.

It's so big, they call it a position.

By the way, have you been working out?

You look great.

No, no, just a couple push -ups in the
morning, that's about it.

Well, you're absolutely gorgeous. Keep
up the work.

Thank you, Miss Whitaker. Oh, if I may
make a suggestion?

If I were you, I would take a hot
shower, a nice shot of scotch, and a

long nap. And when you wake up...
Believe me, you will feel 200 % more

energy toward that job interview.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Well, I think I'll skip everything, but
a shower is a necessity.

I'll see you later, Chuck. Okay, bye
-bye. Bye -bye.

I'm going to break you.

I'm going to walk with you.

I'm going to make you love me.

I'm going to walk with you.

I'm going to make you love me.

I'm going to make you love me.

What the...

Are you kidding?

I'll have lunch with you any day.

Charlie won't mind.

Anyway, he's got an appointment coming
in.

Oh, it's here right now.

I realize this is a very important
opportunity. Well, it's a terrific

for a young lady.

That makes me even more nervous.

Don't be.

Mr. Jenkins is a very kind man.

Your interview will be painless, I
assure you.

Is he ready?

Oh, yeah. Let me buzz him.

Hi. Uh -huh. She's here.

Thanks. Okay. Bye -bye. Have a good day.

Mr.

Jenkins?

Miss Whitaker.

It's a pleasure.

A genuine pleasure.

Excuse my shaking hands.

I kicked a butterfly this morning. Oh,
it's quite all right.

My portfolio.

Thank you. Please be seated.

Very impressive.

Oh, I see you were with Riskin and
Riskin for two years.

Yes, that's right.

It's quite a recommendation they give
you. Yes, I enjoyed working there. Too

they had to sell the company.

Your portfolio is very good, Miss
Whitaker.

Oh, call me Flo, please. Oh, Flo.

Flo's a very nice name.

However, I'm just not sure, Flo.

You see, this position is very vital to
our organization.

I realize all this, Mr. Jenkins.

I just wish you would make such a snap
judgment.

I've worked very hard to get this far in
my career.

Oh, yes, I can see that you have.

I... I don't think you'd be taking much
of a chance if you gave me a trial.

A trial?

Well, I think that can be a ring.

I can be very persuasive.

I bet you can.

I promise you I can make it worth your
while.

You did very well.

Amen.

Suck them harder.

I'll make me hurt.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

My God.

Oh, yes, I want it so bad.

I love you, God.

I want it inside.

Come on, baby.

Where do you want it?

Deep in my gut.

Come on, shove it in me. You'll come
back?

Yes.

I knew that the minute I looked at your
portfolio.

You dirty bastard.

Oh, come on.

You can't blame a guy for trying, can
you?

Hey, look at it this way.

It's a... It's a fringe benefit for the
boss.

Why poor Charlie?

Well, what's he going to do now for
extramarital sex?

I'm not available.

Well, he could always fire you and get a
new secretary.

Funny. I'm kidding. He wouldn't do that.
You're too valuable.

What about Flo?

Are you kidding me?

Have you seen that hunk she's going out
with?

God.

Confidentially. I heard he's a porno
star.

She'd rather face a fine...

So... What's the solution?

Well, I think the perfect solution is
that Charlie just better get his little

ass over back to Jan and make up with
her.

Because that's all he's got.

I wonder...

What do you wonder?

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

Keeping things from me already.

I won't keep any secrets from you, don't
worry.

Anyway, I hope everything turns out for
everybody.

Because I'm sure happy.

Let's go take a nap.

You know, Charlie, the way I see it, any
time you're ready to go over to TriStar

and talk about a deal, they're ready to
talk.

I don't know, Brett.

I don't think we're geared up to make a
move like that.

What we really need is one more sharp
account executive. You know, it's a

job. It's a hell of an opportunity for
the right person.

How's Jan?

It's funny you should bring her up.

She's been acting real strange lately.

Well, it seems every time I want to ball
her, she's got some damn excuse.

It's driving me crazy.

Well, maybe there's another man in her
life, you know.

Jan?

You've got to be kidding.

Why? It happens all the time. Jan's an
attractive woman.

Yeah, but not Jan.

She's got too much class.

I don't know, Charlie. You can never
tell the way women think. It's strange

here.

Don't take it for granted.

You know, maybe you're right.

You know, it used to be great between
us.

In the old days.

Well, you guys have a good relationship.
Don't just let it go to waste.

Take it all the way back to square one
if you have to.

You may have something there.

You know, I think after I settle this
account executive thing, maybe I'll take

her on a long vacation.

Maybe a cruise.

Where to?

Catalina.

You're a cheap schmuck.

This is a cheap schmuck, Fred.

Yeah, I hear that.

Hiya, sweetheart.

Hi, Charlie. How was your day?

Oh, not too bad.

I'm just going to pick some martini.
Would you care to join me?

Yes, please.

What's the occasion of your gracing our
household with your presence?

Jan, I'm just, believe it or not, trying
to turn over a new leaf.

Well, that's very nice, Charlie. I'm
glad to hear it's about time.

You know, Jan, I don't know what's
wrong. We used to get along just fine. I

we did, Charlie.

Speaking of getting along, guess what I
found out today? I haven't the foggiest.

Well, Karen and Fred Appleby, they're
roommates now. They're living together.

Is that right?

Well, that little trim. Now maybe she'll
leave the other men alone.

Jan, that's no way to talk about my
secretary.

And your fucking partner.

Let's not forget that half of this
little cozy relationship.

Jan, you don't know that for a fact. Oh,
don't I, Fred?

Oh, let's face it. We're through. I've
had it with you.

fucking lock me out. Not in my house you
won't.

I love you too, baby.

You know, I was thinking.

Maybe we should take a cruise.

You know, get away, just the two of us.

Be sort of like a second honeymoon.

Charlie, we didn't even take a first
honeymoon.

You were too busy working, remember?

Yeah.

A cruise sounds nice.

But you know what?

All I need is some consistent loving.

How about it? Is it a deal?

You bet your ass it's a deal, baby.

You can take that to the bank.

To the night deposit?

You too, huh? Uh -huh. Good.

Oh,

you make me so hot. I'm on fire.

I'm so hot.

I want to cum. I want you to make me
cum.

Do you want to get fucked?

Do you?

Yeah?

Oh, please, Charlie,

fuck me. I want you to fuck me on the
table.

I want you to make me cum.

Please. Yeah, I'll make you cum, but I'm
not going to fuck you on the table.

You get on the floor.

Oh, no.

Oh, please.

Yeah, take your top off. I want to see
your tits. Come on, hurry up, man. I

ain't got time.

Get to the plane. Oh, Charlie.

I want you to make me cum.

Oh, Charlie.

and stuff like that.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, grab my little ass, Charlie. It's
fucking me.

Oh, you're going to tease me.

You're going to tease me.

Oh,

please.

Oh, yes, I'm so close.

Yes, I'm so close.

Oh, I'm going to wrap my legs around
you.