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one should never do business
with family.

But the definition of family

once meant mom and dad,
2.5 kids,

and a kitty cat named Jasper.

All under one roof.

But not anymore.

Today my family is my ex-girl,
her white husband,

and the twins we are all
successfully co-parenting.

And if the definition of family
has changed,

then maybe the rules
need to change, too.

All right.

I'll have to go to work
after we finish with this prep.

Yeah, no sweat. Me and
Green Eyes will handle this.

Yeah, we got this,
white boy.

Uh, "Josh" is fine, too.

"Josh" sounds whiter
than "white boy."

-Cool.
-Let me tell you something, man.

We're gonna make
so much money off of this,

I'll be paying you and Shay back
in no time.

Oh, listen, we look at this
as a long-term investment,

so take your time and,
you know, build business slowly.

Man, forget that.
I got to get this paper.

Now it's time to feed Brooklyn.
Who want it?

-Who want it?!
-Let's go!

♪♪

-Hey, Josh?
-Uh-huh?

You said
long-term, right?

Yeah, I didn't mean
thislong-term.

No take-backs!

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Clears throat ]

Uh, as I'm sure
many of you are aware,

there was an unfortunate tweet
sent out

from my personal Twitter account
early this morning

that involved me sharing
an intimate picture of myself

with my children's nanny.

[ All gasp ]
Hm?

Mr. Copeland:
Love is a funny thing,

and we find it
in the most unexpected places.

Unfortunately,
not everyone understands this.

Certainly not
your wife. Ooh!

But alas, the heart wants
what the heart wants.

And for that I do not apologize.

What I will apologize for
is the fact

that all of our clients

have since canceled
their accounts

and, effective immediately,

Copeland's will be
filing for bankruptcy

and laying off
all of our employees.

What the hell?!

[ All murmuring ]

Everybody knows nannies is hoes.

♪♪

How are your crab cakes?

I mean,
Red Lobster's better.

Plus they got cheese
butter biscuits, so...

Look, Bobby,
I'm sorry, okay?

About the whole Greg thing.

I should've told you about him.
I was s-scared and messed up.

But I'm having your baby.

And I don't want us
to be enemies.

I mean, I don't
want that, either.

Whoo! Okay.
I am so glad to hear that.

I can put these back on.

'Cause for a second,
I didn't know

if we was gonna be
wildin' out or what.

You know what?
You crazy, Lisa.

[ Chuckles ]

But I guess
we can be friends.

Real talk?

I don't want my baby
to grow up without a father.

Mine was never around,
and it sucked.

My father left to get a Ja Rule
CD and never came back.

Ohh. Ja Rule
not even that good.

Matter of fact, the --
the only father I remember

in the hood was Mufasa
from "The Lion King."

-Mm.
-And you see how Scar did him.

Mm.

So fathers ain't doin' well
around my block.

You think you'll be
a good daddy?

Come on. Don't do that.
Don't play me like that.

What are you talking about?
I got this.

You know what I'm sayin'?
Well, what --
What you gonna come with?

Look. I can change diapers.
I can -- I can fix bottles.

And plus, I'll tease 'em.
I'll do the Shammgod
cross-over, okay?

We've got this.

All we know
is his name is Aaron

and he was last seen outside
a barbershop in Brooklyn.

-Hey.
-Hi.

So sorry about what happened.
Are you okay, babe?

Yeah. Just can't believe
Copeland gave up

his whole fashion career
for some coochie.

Well, yeah.
Well, how hot was the nanny?

[ Chuckles ]

Remember when I said
we will never have a nanny?

Mm-hmm.

-That bitch is why.
-Gotcha.

You know, this whole thing
has got me thinking.

Maybe I should start
working for myself,

start my own
fashion line.

-Really?
-Yeah. I mean, I might as well.

It's something I've always
wanted to do anyways.

Yeah, I mean, I guess

there won't be a better time
than right now.

You know, Faith said
the same thing

when I talking
to her about it.

Wait. You talk to Faith
before you talk to me?

Uhh, yeah.

Faith is more interested in
my career than the hot nanny.

Oh, okay, that's not fair
to meorthe hot nanny.

Shay: Boy, look.

Look at all of these designs
that I've done already.

From back in the day.

-Yeah. Oh, man.
-See?

You spend every free second
drawing these designs.

This is clearly
what you want to do.

You know, you're right.
Now it's time for me to do me.

You have been doing this
a long time.

Some of these styles
are a little old.

Well, maybe I won't use
allof them.

I don't know.

You know, if BET ever does
the Bell Biv DeVoe movie,

you'll definitely get a call.
They will call you.

♪♪

Hey, Bobby!

You're lookin' good, my man.
Whose identity you stealing?

Nah, it ain't even
like that, okay?

Bobby's going blue-collar, man.
He's gonna be a bug man.

-What's the scam, though?
-Oh, I know.

He tells the homeowners they
got to be out for four hours

while the fumigate,
and then his boys

break in and rob the place
while they're gone.

I mean, that's a good idea,
but I'm going legit.

Ah, you got, like,
a real job. [ Scoffs ]

Nah, listen, man.

I brought Bobby by so
he could check out the house,

maybe make a proposal
to Mullins.

=What you think, Bobby?
=I mean, that would be good,

but first, I got to find
evidence of roaches or rodents.

Oh, wait a minute.
I-I think I found something.

This right here is droppings
from a German roach.

It's the most common roach
found on the Eastern seaboard.

And this is just nasty.

Mullins needs to
clean this place up.

-Hell yeah.
-You're damn right.

-Most foul [bleep] place...
-Pow!

-Whoa, whoa!
-Whoa!

[Whispering] This is a
Madagascar hissing roach.

-Oh, hell no. Agh!
-Oh, my God!

Bobby: Oh, this is
a fantastic one.

Wait a minute. This has
been on the entire time.

Everybody breathe slow!

♪♪

♪ Party West Coast wide,
so what y'all wanna do? ♪

What's this? Ohh! Ooh!
I know what this is.

Now that you tasted
my cooking again,

you can't have
nothin' else.

I got you hooked,
right?

No, but since you mentioned it,
let me get one of those

Snitches Get Ceviches
crab salad sandwiches.

-You got it, pretty lady.
-Josh was telling me

you're starting up
your own fashion line.

Yo, Shay,
you're gonna kill that.
Thank you.

And I've been doing some
really good work with it, too.

But I realized that I shouldn't
be starting my new business

until Josh and I
get that money back

that we gave you
for this food truck.

Ah, man,
I thought you and Josh

had that, like, disposable
white-people money.

I wish we did,
but we don't.

So once this food truck
starts making some money,

then I can start
my new business.

So I was just thinking
I'd come down

and help out a little bit,
you know, like a consultant.

So, go ahead.
Do whatever it is y'all do.

-All right.
-And just act like I'm not here.

♪♪

What'll it be,
my brother?

Yeah, let me get the
Parole Board Bacon Burger

and a side of
French Connection Fries.

Parole Board Bacon Burger.
French Connection Fries.

♪♪

[ Sizzling ]

You got it.
That'll be $10.

-You come back now, you hear?
-Thank you.

-Tray: Pow! [ Chuckles ]
-Okay, okay, that was a mess.

What?!
What did we do wrong?

The man got his food.
We got our money. Holla!

-Guys, you've got to up-sell.
-What's up-sell?

Remember, back in the day,
a customer would come up to you,

say, "I want two rocks
for $10"?

-You offered them...
-Four for $15.

Exactly! Up-selling them.
So, a customer comes up.

They say they want
to buy some fries.

You offer them a soda
for a dollar more.

Now, we buy our soda
in bulk,

so that's like, what,
30 cents a can?

Boom. That's where
the money come in.

Through the sodas.
Everybody know that.

Everybody knows that!

-Everybody know that?
-Mm-hmm.

See, we start offering
two-for-one meals, combos...

mess around
and do a loyalty card.

Mm-hmm. And I must say,
you look sexier than ever.

Well, thank you.

[ Pounding on door ]

Cuzzo. Yes! Yes! Come on.
I'm glad you're here.

I need your help, yo.
What's wrong?

You know what I'm sayin'?
You know I'm trying

to make things right
with Lisa, right?
Yeah.

So I invited her
over for dinner.

But -- But
come look, man.

Yo, what's that smell?

♪♪

Look at that, man!

Bobby, you can't feed that
to a pregnant woman.

That baby might not
never want to come out.

L-Look, I know, man.

I don't want her to
find out that the --

the father of her child
can't even cook a single meal.

Man, don't worry about it.
Uncle Tray Bags is here.

I'm gonna help you out
as much as I can.

Okay. Thank you, cuzzo.
Look, I-I've got everything.

I j-- I just went
grocery shopping, man.

♪♪

Oh. Yeah, that's uh,
the child-safety latch.

I-I baby-proofed
everything.

I'm talking about the cabinets,
uh, the power outlets.

I even -- I even foam-guarded
the sharp edges.

[ Chuckles ] I went
a little overboard, huh?

-[ Laughs ]
-Wh-- Ohh.

L-Let me show you something.
Let me show you something.

Um...

I-I wrote a letter
to the baby.

-Wow.
-Yeah.

It's, um...

It says how I-I felt
when I found out

that I'll be a dad.

Bro.

That's beautiful.

I mean, like,
I-I -- I'm...

I learned a lot
just watching you.

You know what I'm sayin'?

You missed 15 years
of your kids' lives.

Yeah.

And I see how much
that means to you

and how hard you work to be
in their lives now and...

I don't want
to miss a second.

Look at me.
Bobby, you won't.

Oh, oh, let me -- let me
show you something else.

Let me show you
something else.

Ohh! Look, look.

I'm making a baby bed
with my bare hands.

No, it's called a baby crib.
But God bless you anyway, man.

Listen, I'm gonna be ready
when the baby comes.

I spoke to my, uh, my training
supervisor at Bug Assassins.

Mm-hmm.
He said if I do good
on my test,

I can get all
the premium accounts.
Wow.

I'm talking about all
the fast-food restaurants,

the middle-school cafeterias,
like, all the nastiest places!

You're trained to go.
I see that in your eye.

But before you put the baby in,
test it out

with, like, a cantaloupe
or a watermelon or something.

Oh, no, I was just gonna
get somebody else's baby
here and throw it in.

You was gonna do what?
I was gonna get
somebody else's baby.

No. No, you're not.

♪♪

♪ It's been a long comin',
mommy, I'm on a roll ♪

♪ Gee, your boy comin'
with the fat, bad roll, huh? ♪

Damn, Shay! Where you find
all these women?

I contacted some of my designer
friends that I've worked with,

then asked them to send me
some of their sexy models.

Because sex sells.

-And I'm buyin'.
-[ Chuckles ]

Green Eyes:
You know what?

I think I better get back
out there, you know,

make sure they don't take off
with any inventory.

I guess we won't
be working today.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Now that things have
slowed down, I'd just like

to say to Shay thank you,
'cause we cleaned up.

Well, we all did it
together, okay?

And that's just the beginning.
We're just getting started.

Where's Bobby?
I thought he'd be here today.

Nah, he getting ready
to take that bug test.

He's gonna be
an exterminator.

What? Bobby with a real job?
I've got to see this.

Nah, for real.

He's taking this whole
daddy thing serious.

Dad thing? Wh--
Who he having a baby with?

-With Lisa.
-That heifer? Hell nah.

Bobby is not the father
of her baby, okay?

I know that for a fact.

My friend Faith?
Her ex, Greg. He's the father.

Greg told Faith last week.

Damn! This is gonna crush Bobby.
He about to take this test.

I just don't want him
to give up before he even, no...

Tray, no job
is that important.

You need to tell him
the truth.

I know. I know.

I love the boy.

But ever since he found out
he was gonna be a dad,

it changed him
as a person.

And it's all because
of this baby.

Tray.
You got to tell him.

♪♪

After he takes the test.
I promise.

All done here, boss.

I guess I'll see you
Saturday morning.

Yo, we're gonna
move the truck down

to the Brooklyn
Bites festival.

Try not to be late
this time.

All right. I'll see you
Saturday. Later, Shay.

-All right. Later.
-All right.

Actually, Tray,
we should take the truck

to Prospect Park
on Saturday.

See, there's an outdoor
concert going on.

It's classical music, so
we could introduce the food

to a whole different
demographic of people,

plus charge
higher prices.
Mm-hmm.

But if we go
to Brooklyn Bites,

that'smypeople,
and I want to feed my people.

-Okay, um...Tray?
-Mm-hmm.

Now that we're partners,

I think we should
make decisions together.

Yeah, but since
it's my food,

I think we're gonna run
on down to Brooklyn Bites.

Well, since
it's my money...

I'll see on over
at Prospect Park.

♪♪

Everybody's here? Good.
All hands on deck.

Bobby, I need you to go into the
park and pass out these flyers.

Let people know
where we are, okay?

-Babe.
-Huh?

I want you to wipe down
the whole truck on the outside.

I need it shinin'!
[ Chuckles ]

Green Eyes, I need you
to go to the corner,

get the trash can, put it in
front of the truck so then,

that way, our area stays clean
and looks more inviting.

All right.
Did I stutter?

Get to it.

-All right, all right.
-You could say "please."

Baby, you'll be saying
"please" later on tonight

when I get in that ass.
Okay, look here.

You sure give
a lot of orders.

It's not about
being nice, Tray.

When you're in charge,
you just got to get things done.

Yeah, but I thought
I was in charge.

Youarein charge.
Now, get to cooking.

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!

-This is gluten-free flour.
-Yeah?

Well, gluten-free dishes are
gonna be a hit with this crowd.

Yeah, but the theme of
this truck is "prison."

And in prison, ain't no
such thing as gluten-free.

Tray, you need to
expand your vision.

Your thinking
is way too limited.

There's a lot more things
we can be doing in Brooklyn

besides
feeding everybody.

Yeah, but I want
to feed Brooklyn.

And real Brooklyn
wants real flour.

I already put on the flyers that
we have gluten-free options.

Yeah, but I'm in charge!

It's not about
who's in charge.

It's about who knows
what they're talking about.

And that's me!

[ Gasps ]

Yeah, you look crazy
in that whiteface,

trying to
impress my people.

-Oh, you think this is funny?
-Yes.

-You think it's funny?
-Ha, ha, ha!

-"Ha, ha, ha."
-Look at you.

Well, how do
you feel, huh?

Look at you.
Lookin' like a black geisha.

Don't you, Tray.
Don't -- Don't you do it.

Don't you do it, Tray.
Nah, you asked for it.

No, don't you --
Don't you -- Tray!

Don't do it! Tray!
Stop it!

You play too much!

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Both breathing heavily ]

Hi. Hey -- Hey, there.
Uh...

Shay:
How can we help you?

♪♪

I think we pretty much threw
away all the profits for today.

That's what
I'm talking about, man.

Like, pre-exterminator
Bobby?

Oh, I'd have loved
to see a food fight.

Oh, yeah. I'd loved that.
You know what I'm sayin'?

But right now, I just can't help
but think of how that's...

that's hurting
the brand, right?

I got to tell you, Bobby.
I'm really impressed

with how you're sticking
to this new path, you know?
Thank you. Thank you.

Especially after Lisa lied
to you about it being your baby.

And you stayed strong
through the whole thing.

That's -- That's something.
You should be proud.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. What you --

What you talking about, she --
she lied -- lied about the baby?

What are you doing?

Oh, shit. No, uh...

Bobby, I'm sorry.

I assumed that, uh --

Shannon told me.
I assumed you knew.

And that -- I'm sorry.

Oh, nah, nah.
[ Forces laughter ]

Nah, nah, it's cool.

It's cool.
You know what I'm sayin'?

I dodged a bullet.

-Yeah.
-Right? Right?

I'm sorry.
I really am.

I mean, that's --
that's great news.

Well...
I'm sure it's not.

♪♪

It's good news!

I -- I feel bad, Bobby.

Can you leave that trash,
though? I'll take care of it.

H-- I'll get that!

I'll -- Don't even worry
about it! I'll get it!

-Shay!
-Tray.

Yo, I came over here
to let you know

how pissed off
I was yesterday.

I've decided to find
a new investor

to buy you and Josh out!

Just so I don't have to
deal with this no more!

Thank you.
Tray, I don't want that.

Good, 'cause
I don't even know

where I was gonna find somebody
to buy y'all out.

I don't even know nobody
with that kind of money.

-That's a damn shame.
-Mm. Yo, you know what?

The last time I saw you this mad
was just before I got locked up.

Remember? And I bought
them tickets to the
Mary J. Blige concert.

Yeah, that was a big fight.

I told me I should know you
well enough to know

that you don't even like
concerts, remember?

And then the real reason
came out --

is 'cause LaTanya Leggett
was gonna be there.

Yeah, that bitch
was set trippin',

talkin' about she was gonna
whup my ass on eyesight.

I love me some Mary,

but not enough to be
getting no ass-whuppin'.

-So what you scared of now?
-Psh. What? Nothing.

Come on, Shay.
Something's scaring you.

Boy, please. I ain't
scared of nothing

except for something happening
to my kids and Josh.

Oh, and horses --
anything that big

that'll let you nail shoes
into the bottom of their feet

and ride them is either stupid
or trying to set you up.

I promise you.

I ain't never scared.

[ Sobbing wildly ]
I am so, so scared!

I just lost my job, and I'm
trying to start my own business.

Now, what was I thinking?!

You're thinking smart.

You're taking your future
into your own hands.

But what if I fail?
What if I can't make payroll?

Or I hire the wrong
marketing team?

Ohh, where the kids
gonna live?!

Okay, okay, okay.

So, in this extreme scenario,
I guess Josh is dead?

Girl, yeah.
He gets shot by the police

for robbing a liquor store
'cause he's trying to feed us

and everything!
[ Laughs ] Oh, my God.
Listen, okay?

Everything worth doing
comes with risks.

Do you think I like
being single again?

They say women our age
have a better chance

of getting struck
by lightning

than finding
a meaningful relationship.

Girl, that shit
scared me so much,

I thought about taking
Greg's begging ass back.

-Mnh!
-But then it hit me.

I know my worth.
Do you know your worth?

Yeah.
I am -- I am smart.

-Yes, you are.
-I'm talented.

-I'm kind.
-Yes, you are!

-I'm a problem-solver.
-Come on!

Yeah, and I'm talented.

-Yes, you are.
-Am I really talented?

Yes, you're talented!

You know, I've been thinking
about expanding my business,

you know, maybe
adding on a partner.

It'd be a lot less scary
if I did it with a friend.

-Girl.
-Girl.

-Girl!
-You think?

Let me get my portfolio
so I can show you

some of my sketches.
Mm-hmm.

And then we can argue about
where our office is gonna be.

Ooh. Manhattan.

Oh, no, we definitely
gonna be arguing.

-Why?!
-Mm-hmm.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Inhales sharply ]

♪♪

Yo, Bob, I owe you
an apology, kid.

I should've told you about
this chick Lisa sooner.

You know, I didn't
have the right

to withhold
information on you.

I'm just saying
I'm sorry.

Look, it's cool.
It's cool, man.

I know you just was
lookin' out, all right?

Matter of fact,
you probably was right.

You know what
I'm talkin' about?

Yeah. So what
you gonna do now?

I mean, yo, buster,
you could always come work

on the food truck
with us, man.

You might have to fight
Green Eyes, but it's all good.

[ Laughs ] You know,
I'm gonna do that, man.

But I think I'm gonna still
give this bug stuff a try.

You know what I'm sayin'?
I'm good at it.

Yes, man.
I'm happy for you, cuz.

And, by the way, man,
can you please get your hands

on some of that
industrial bug spray?

'Cause I'm scared to death
to go up in Mullins', man.

You got me thinkin', B.

Say less, yo.
I got you.

Yo! Lisa!
Yo, come on down, man.

I've got some stuff
for you, baby.

I got to
tell you, cuz, man.

For you to be able
to forgive somebody

after something
like this happens?
Yeah.

And then let Lisa
keep the baby stuff?

-Man, that's big.
-Yeah.

I'm proud of you.

Don't be.

♪♪

♪ We gonna burn it down,
down, down, down, down ♪

♪ We gonna burn it down,
down, down, down, down ♪

♪ We gonna burn it down,
down, down, down, down ♪

♪ We gonna burn it down ♪

♪ We gonna burn it down,
down, down, down, down ♪

Bobby! You ignorant,
selfish, arsonist mother[bleep]!

♪ Down, down,
we gonna burn it down ♪
[Bleep]!