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(anticipatory music)
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- [Ghostly Voice] Killjoy!
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(lasers exploding)
(epic orchestral music)
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- No, no!
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(alarm blaring)
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Take me!
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(record scratching)
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- [Batty Voiceover] Hold
on there, fish breath.
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- [Killjoy Voiceover]
I'm having a moment
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here Batty, what the fuck?
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- [Batty Voiceover] Are you
doing dis, starin' near da end?
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Start at da beginning,
maggot head!
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- [Killjoy Voiceover] Batty,
I just wanna cut to the chase.
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You know, a real dramatic
moment comforting
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a dying loved one.
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- [Batty Voiceover]
Dat ain't even me.
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Just start at da
beginning. Okay?
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- [Killjoy Voiceover] Ugh, fine!
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Way to kill the
moment, fairy tits.
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(ominous music)
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(heavy breathing)
(coughing)
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- Is this thing
really necessary?
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- It's for your own good, sir!
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- Get this freakin'
thing off of me!
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Get outta here! I
don't need ya for this!
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I can get my own self ready.
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Got to do everything
myself around here!
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But this used to be bigger.
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I didn't used to have
fly-aways when I had good help!
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- [Killjoy Voiceover] Ah, life.
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Didn't turn out
the way I expected.
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Mortality sucks.
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Once, I was a demon
prince, top clown in Hell
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with a thousand different names!
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Then came along the
one that got away.
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- No!
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- [Killjoy Voiceover]
They put me on trial.
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- Order!
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- [Killjoy Voiceover] Me!
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Well, after a daring escape--
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(tires screech)
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- [Batty] What? Tell da truth!
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- [Killjoy Voiceover] With
a little help from my posse,
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I escaped from Hell!
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And finally had
made it to Earth.
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(laughing)
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Where I lorded over
the quivering masses!
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Yes, I was their god!
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- [Crowd] Killjoy!
Killjoy! Killjoy!
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(slaps)
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- [Batty Voiceover]
Snap out of it!
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(ominous music)
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- [Killjoy] What do you
mean red? What's red?
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- You're in the
red. Your accounts.
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- I don't follow.
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- You've got to start
bringing in some money, baby.
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This place is
running on fumes and
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I can't get you any more credit.
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- Oh for fuck's sake, I'm
selling, okay? I'm selling!
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What's wrong with my merch?
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Look, I got Killjoy t-shirts!
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And can't forget
Killjoy the movie!
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- You made a movie?
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- Hell yeah, we made a
movie! We even made a sequel!
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Although the guy
who played me in
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part two was a
little too Hollywood.
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But wait, wait!
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I'm writing my memoirs!
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And what about these
Killjoy condoms? Huh?
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Killjoy artisanal vodka!
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Potatoes grown in vegan
Brooklynites beds!
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- It's empty! Killjoy, baby,
we can't be seeing this shit.
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And you got sponsors
to think about.
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Adam and Eve, Ebee's
Dispensary, Bonecrusher?
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- Ah, that t-shirt
doesn't even look like me!
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- It's not all about you.
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- Ow.
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How am I supposed to remember
all these sponsors, huh?
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What the fuck am
I supposed to do?
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- I don't know, get
some baseball caps.
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And start selling ice
cream, you need cash.
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- I sold some swag last week!
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- I know, I used the
money to pay my bill.
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And you still owe me!
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- Oh, you sniveling
idiot, I'll crush you!
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I'll crush you and
crush you and crush you!
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- Stop it.
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- My hammer!
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- You need a new image.
You need to rebrand.
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I mean, you got a good show, but
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it's gettin' a little stale.
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Not to mention the
fans miss Batty Boop.
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- Oh, I wouldn't
mention that name!
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- And start selling
ice cream, baby.
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- Where am I supposed
to get eyes that scream?
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- [Freakshow] We miss Batty.
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- Oh-Ho-Ho, the mime speaks!
Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap!
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That's all ya do anymore!
What's up with that?
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I thought you were a
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mime!
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- I'm reinventing myself,
that's my schtick!
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Freakshow, the talking mime!
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- That is the stupidest
goddamn thing I've ever heard.
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- I ain't stopping now!
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- Oh, I'm so smart 'cause I went
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back to school
and got my degree!
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Well, listen, your education
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doesn't impress me, poindexter!
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Yale. (spits) What a dive.
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You really wanna
show me you're smart?
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You're gonna go
find some of this
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"eyes scream" shit
she's talkin' about.
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- Just get yourself
ready for tonight's show!
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We have a special guest.
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- Shut up! Alright?
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Look, what does the little
guy gotta say about all this?
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(gasps)
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Where'd he go? What happened?
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- I don't know! He just left!
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- Damn it, I always
liked him better.
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- Oh, fuck off.
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- Just tellin' it like it is.
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And you? You, ya
overstuffed shit sausage!
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What do you gotta say
about yourself, huh?
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Oh, nothin' right?
'Cause you're useless!
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(mumbling)
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Punchy, I don't understand
a fuckin' word ya just said.
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- Be happy.
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(laughs)
- Be happy?
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Great advice! Yeah, that's
gonna solve everything, huh?
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Oh, I'll just be happy!
I got the IRS on my ass!
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I got immigration
comin' after me!
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- Amigra!
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- Yeah, amigra! Not to
mention Homeland Security!
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Donald Trump made
us a talking point!
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We're undocumented!
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(sighs)
Who else could after us now?
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(fast-paced, ominous music)
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- I demand to know
the meaning of this.
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Why am I here?
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- You let Killjoy escape.
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The exact same charge
Killjoy is guilty of.
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All because you could not stand
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to be touched by a little girl.
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- She was so innocent.
Sweet. Virginal.
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It was disgusting,
completely repellent!
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- Oh, shut up, that's nothing.
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- Right, have you
heard of Log Jamming?
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- Scribe, is that you?
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- I, uh, yes it is actually.
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- You're my judge?
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- Yeah, how 'bout
that? Good, eh?
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- How dare you be my judge you--
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- Excuse me, I was voted
in fair and square!
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Besides you had me dressed
in a bed sheet, you old cunt.
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- Oh, this is good!
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- Oh, stop it, boys. I have
an appointment in five.
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Let's get this
wrapped up, shall we?
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- Fine.
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- Can I read the sentence?
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- No, you can't. It's my job.
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You have no idea how long
I've been waiting for this.
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- Come on, come on, come on!
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- I said no!
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- This is so annoying.
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Scribe, just let the
little shit do it.
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- Alright! Bob, you're
such a tedious twat.
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If you weren't the
most powerful being
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in existence, I'd smite you.
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(sighs)
- [Woman] Get on with it, Bob.
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- Okay!
(clears throat)
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We, the Demonic
Tribunal of Three,
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find the accused, the
accursed, the foul Beelzebub,
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guilty of lapsing in his
duties as Arch Devil.
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Allowing the fiend
Killjoy to escape.
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- This is bloody lame.
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- Let him finish!
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- You, Beelzebub are to
be stripped of your horns.
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(laser blasts)
(screams)
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You are demoted from
Devil to mere Demon.
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And your membership to Hell's
Nightclub and Spa is revoked!
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- I demand a chance
to redeem myself!
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To avenge myself!
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- Well, Beelze-baby. What
do you have in mind then?
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- Let me bring his soul back.
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Let me deliver Killjoy to you!
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- Killjoy's on Earth.
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You have no jurisdiction
in that realm.
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- Grant me a ship,
a massive spaceship.
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- A battleship?
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- Yes and passage
to outer space.
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- I say yes.
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- Alright.
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Now, Beelze-boob, your mission?
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Lure Killjoy back from Earth.
Capture him in this orb.
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And bring him before us!
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- Why am I surrounded by idiots?
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(sighs)
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I'm mother fuckin' Killjoy.
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- We're live in two minutes.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah
we're live, we're alive.
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It's show time!
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(upbeat Killjoy theme music)
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Welcome to Psycho Circus!
(laughs)
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On tonight's show, we
have a very special guest!
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Dr. Tein Ross, author
of Koulrophobia,
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Killjoy and Other Delusions.
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Look at that! He spelled
"coulropohbia" with a "K"!
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How fuckin' clever?
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So anyway, I--
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What? What do you want? What?
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Titty twister?
Karate chop stuff?
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It doesn't make any sense.
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- Top 10, dumbass!
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- Oh, yeah, top 10!
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Why didn't you just say
so, shit for brains?
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Okay, uh, it's time
for tonight's top 10!
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(playful circus music)
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Tonight's top 10
is top 10 reasons
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that Batty Boop left the posse.
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Alright, alright. Top 10 reasons
Batty Boop left the posse!
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To be read by Batty
Boop. What the fuck?
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What the fuck?
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(cheers)
(whistles)
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Okay, alright,
alright, whatever.
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(laughs)
Number 10!
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- Fish breath spends more
time on his hair, than I do.
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(rimshot)
(audience applause)
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- Uh, oh god, okay. Number nine.
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- Dental work. Those teeth!
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- Number eight.
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- When I said cream pie, I
had somethin' else in mind.
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(gags)
- Number seven.
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- The thawed asshole!
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(audience applause)
(laughter)
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- Number six.
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- Tongue fungus.
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- Number five!
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- Immigration status.
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(rimshot)
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- Four.
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- Finger snaps!
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- Number three.
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- You let your only
victim get away!
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- That zeely is fast! She's
got moxy or somethin'!
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She's got like frickin'
crazy legs and, alright,
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you know what, number two.
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- You fuckin' went to
Shivers and Quivers
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wedding without me!
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- You weren't invited!
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I mean, uh, oh-ho-ho, hey,
whoa, that sure was fun!
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(sighs)
253
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And the number one
reason why Batty Boop
254
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is no longer in the clown posse.
255
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(drum roll)
256
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- Fish breath!
257
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:09,040
- Fish breath?
258
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:13,210
(audience applause
(cheers)
259
00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:18,150
- What was that? Who
wrote this shit, huh?
260
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:21,480
This is awful! I'm
surrounded by morons!
261
00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:26,220
Just go on with this shit.
262
00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:29,890
(upbeat Killjoy theme song)
263
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:39,830
Who was that bitch? Batty
Boop? More like Batty Poop.
264
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(audience laughter)
Anyway on with the show!
265
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Tonight's special
guest is Dr. Tein Ross!
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- Thank you, thank you!
So great to be here.
267
00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:52,650
- Yeah, it's great to
have you on the show.
268
00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:54,110
- Oh, thank you for having me.
269
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- You're welcome.
270
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,050
Now, you have not seen
the show before, have you?
271
00:15:58,050 --> 00:16:00,250
- No, I have to admit,
I haven't seen it.
272
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,390
(audience boos)
But I am happy to be here!
273
00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:05,730
- So you're here to
promote your book.
274
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:08,960
Here, are you gettin' this,
Toady? You got it? Good.
275
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:12,470
Koulrophobia, Killjoy
and Other Delusions.
276
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,640
- Yes.
277
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,840
- Yes and in this book, you
claim, among other things
278
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that Killjoy is a "pernicious
figment of imagination".
279
00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:26,910
- A kind of mass hysteria!
280
00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:28,280
- Dude, I'm right here.
281
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,780
- What originally
manifest in one patient,
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quickly spread like a virus.
283
00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:36,760
Infecting anyone who came in
contact with Patient Zero.
284
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,560
A young, co-ed from
Miscatonic University.
285
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,830
- The one that got away.
286
00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:43,360
- She escaped, killing
a police detective,
287
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,500
a security guard and
injuring another.
288
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,300
- Hey! Don't give her credit for
289
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our kills, ya fuckin' moron!
290
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:50,900
I'm Killjoy!
291
00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:56,180
(audience laughter)
292
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:59,610
- The girl may have embellished
on this urban legend,
293
00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:02,380
but I'm the one who
officially named the syndrome.
294
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:05,820
Killjoy Disease, an irrational
belief in an evil clown
295
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with symptoms of chronic
laughter and insomnia.
296
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:11,830
- Alright, alright,
hold on a second, Doc.
297
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:14,190
Pump the brakes, okay?
'Cause you know what?
298
00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:17,230
Oh! It looks like
our time is up!
299
00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:19,000
- But I was just getting
to the good stuff.
300
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,870
- Oh, we're gettin' to
the good stuff alright.
301
00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:23,870
(claps)
302
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,240
- Whoa, cool.
303
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,910
- No, not cool.
304
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:34,580
As a matter of fact, it's
gonna get really hot.
305
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:38,020
- Well, I'm just, I'm just
happy to be on the show.
306
00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:40,020
These restraints
are really tight.
307
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:42,490
They're kinda turning
me on a little!
308
00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,990
- Yeah, Batty, uh, turn us on!
309
00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:49,460
- Sure, thing, fish head.
310
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,900
- You're kidding?
311
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,670
- We're gonna do a little
shock therapy, Doc!
312
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:57,440
- Wait, wait, wait!
This won't work!
313
00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,640
You need an electrolyte if
you're gonna shock somebody!
314
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,840
Like salt water. I am not ready!
315
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,750
- Doc, you're sweating!
316
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:10,020
- No, no!
317
00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:17,360
(electricity zapping)
318
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,270
(audience applause)
319
00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:31,210
- That was the shocking
conclusion to yet another
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episode of Killjoy's
Psycho Circus!
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00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:38,580
Join us next week,
when our guest (laughs)
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will be actor, writer,
philanthropist, Trent--
323
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,950
(gagging)
324
00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:48,160
How to do you
pronounce that name?
325
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,260
What, no? Okay, you know what?
326
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,290
Now a word from our sponsors!
327
00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:56,000
(upbeat Killjoy theme)
328
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,800
- If you're looking
for weed, grass,
329
00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,300
kush, pooch, stems, chemicals?
330
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:04,200
Go to one of our
lousy competitors.
331
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,770
Don't be drab and dreary!
332
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:10,680
Visit Ebee's Magical Weed
Dispensary and get cheery!
333
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,480
- It's the happiest shit!
334
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,720
- [Doctor] Credit cards and
trades, strictly unacceptable.
335
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,180
We give you--
336
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:20,350
- Well that show was
another disaster.
337
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:22,720
- Hi, fish head!
338
00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:28,300
- It's "fish breath"!
And who the fuck are you?
339
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:31,700
- I'm Batty Boop!
Don't you recognize me?
340
00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:34,100
- Who the fuck is this?
341
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,670
- Her name is Louanne.
342
00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:38,870
- I'm Batty Poop!
Poop, poop, poop, poop!
343
00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:42,210
- We hired her this morning.
You need a female co-host.
344
00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:43,440
Batty is perfect!
345
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,310
- This ain't Batty, alright?
346
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:48,350
This freakshow,
pardon the expression,
347
00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:50,680
has turned into a
real train wreck!
348
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,150
- Train wreck?
349
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,420
- Yeah, train wreck, look
I appreciate your, uh,
350
00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:57,090
demented personality, okay?
351
00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:58,660
But you're not Batty.
352
00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:01,730
The real Batty had
teeth. Everywhere.
353
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,900
And I mean everywhere!
354
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,600
- She's the only
thing we've got!
355
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:10,340
You need a co-host.
'Cause sexy ain't you!
356
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:14,640
- Hey, I'm damn sexy! I
resent that statement!
357
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,140
And you were weak,
timid and lame.
358
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:18,910
- But I can be crazy!
359
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,590
- Stop trying to be Batty!
360
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,320
- Ah, but I am Batty!
361
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:31,360
- Batshit crazy maybe!
But you are not her!
362
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:34,490
(alarm rings)
363
00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:36,030
(thuds)
364
00:20:36,030 --> 00:20:38,600
- I quit as soon as I get paid!
365
00:20:42,170 --> 00:20:43,600
- Killjoy?
366
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,110
- Yes, my corporate overlord?
367
00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:48,780
- You kinky little
fuckin' smurf.
368
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,810
I know what you're
up to over there.
369
00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:52,350
I'm a fan of the show, dude.
370
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:54,110
That wasn't Batty Boop!
371
00:20:54,110 --> 00:20:56,950
That was some other
crazy bitch. Louanne?
372
00:20:56,950 --> 00:21:00,920
- Louanne? Who is this
Louanne of which you speak?
373
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,120
- Don't piss in my ear and tell
374
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,820
me that it's rainin', stupid.
375
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:06,130
As you're main
supporting sponsor,
376
00:21:06,130 --> 00:21:07,390
I expect you to treat me with a
377
00:21:07,390 --> 00:21:09,660
little more fuckin'
respect, bro.
378
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,200
How dare you!
379
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,270
We have some stipulations
to our business agreement.
380
00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:16,900
No huffing, snorting
or butt fucking.
381
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,840
And you're doin' all
three to me right now!
382
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,410
God damn it!
383
00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:22,580
- Man, you're a real drag.
384
00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:25,310
- I'm over here, wantin'
to get higher than Jesus
385
00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:27,210
and you're pissin' me off!
386
00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:29,480
Now you listen to
me, you little fuck.
387
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,390
I want you to get rid
of that crazy bitch
388
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,950
and find the other crazy bitch!
389
00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:34,120
- You mean Batty?
390
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,060
- Did I stutter, mother
fucker? Get to it!
391
00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:37,890
- Ow.
392
00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:43,800
How the hell am I
gonna find Batty?
393
00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:48,940
I want off this planet.
394
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,940
(spaceship roars)
395
00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:05,050
- There you are, Batty
Boop. I always liked her.
396
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:09,660
She knows where her
priorities are. Next!
397
00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:14,290
Next is Punchy the Hobo Clown.
398
00:22:14,290 --> 00:22:16,330
He was invoked by
the demon Behemoth.
399
00:22:16,330 --> 00:22:18,070
He's clearly the muscle.
400
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:20,530
He was once an obedient
servant and then rebelled
401
00:22:20,530 --> 00:22:23,700
and is now the head of
the Evil Clown Union.
402
00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:25,570
- What has he done on Earth?
403
00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:27,640
- Since surfacing,
he's had a few jobs.
404
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,710
He's an occasional
professional wrestler.
405
00:22:29,710 --> 00:22:32,010
He still meets with
the Communist Party and
406
00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:34,610
occasionally
partakes in parkour.
407
00:22:34,610 --> 00:22:36,050
- Parkour?
408
00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:38,290
- He's not very good at it.
409
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,490
Next is Freakshow the Mime.
He was invoked by Gemini.
410
00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:44,120
They were conjoined
twins, attached
411
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,160
by a long umbilical cord.
412
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,300
- Were conjoined twins?
413
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,630
- Freakshow was originally
a host to a smaller brother,
414
00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:53,200
but he was destroyed
by a handful of salt.
415
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:57,570
He then rebuilt a
bionic brother, but
he has gone missing.
416
00:22:57,570 --> 00:22:59,570
Since then, he's gone
back to school and
417
00:22:59,570 --> 00:23:02,310
received a very rare
scholarship to Yale.
418
00:23:02,310 --> 00:23:04,310
- I see. And our target?
419
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:06,350
- Killjoy.
420
00:23:07,710 --> 00:23:09,520
For centuries he
longed to live amongst
421
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,290
the humans and after only a
couple short visits to Earth,
422
00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:14,620
he wanted to make the
move there permanently.
423
00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:17,090
- After he got away from me,
stole my inner dimensional
424
00:23:17,090 --> 00:23:20,760
elevator and blasted
himself to the surface.
425
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,370
- What did he do
with that elevator?
426
00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:27,300
Oh, it was quite
an amazing machine.
427
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:30,200
- Beats me. Continue, Jezebel.
428
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,010
- Well, since surfacing,
Killjoy has has spotty luck.
429
00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:34,510
But he recently
settled on a late night
430
00:23:34,510 --> 00:23:37,510
variety show he
calls Psycho Circus.
431
00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:41,110
- [Beelzebub] How will
I get him up here?
432
00:23:41,110 --> 00:23:43,920
- Why don't we send our demon
minions down to get him?
433
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,550
- Because he's too strong.
434
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:48,860
And he still has
Freakshow and Punchy.
435
00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:51,260
Punchy's the dangerous one.
436
00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:54,530
- We're in the most powerful
spaceship in the universe.
437
00:23:54,530 --> 00:23:58,030
Let's start blowing
shit up! First, Paris.
438
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:02,600
- That's a good idea,
my busty underling.
439
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:06,040
Only we will have to do
more than destroy the world.
440
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,140
We have to take
Killjoy off his game.
441
00:24:10,510 --> 00:24:12,180
Make him unbalanced.
442
00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:15,820
- Unbalanced?
443
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,720
I have an idea.
444
00:24:21,050 --> 00:24:24,690
- [Beelzebub] Hmm, do
you think it will work?
445
00:24:24,690 --> 00:24:27,390
- Don't underestimate
the power of jealousy.
446
00:24:27,390 --> 00:24:30,730
I bet she hasn't seen
her impostor yet.
447
00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:34,900
(typing)
(Killjoy humming)
448
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,810
- Oh, fuck yeah.
449
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:49,750
Yeah!
450
00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:54,450
Hmmm.
(chuckles)
451
00:24:54,450 --> 00:24:55,290
Yeah.
452
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,170
You know what?
453
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:09,500
Oh yeah, just do this,
let's do it, come on.
454
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:10,500
Oh! Oh yeah!
455
00:25:11,670 --> 00:25:14,510
(Killjoy moaning)
456
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
457
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:21,580
(Killjoy moaning)
458
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:23,920
- We're on in 10 minutes!
459
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,090
(record scratching)
460
00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:26,390
(glass shatters)
461
00:25:26,390 --> 00:25:28,820
- Can't you knock before
you barge in on somebody
462
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:30,820
who is obviously look at
463
00:25:33,730 --> 00:25:34,560
dimware!
464
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:39,700
- Psycho Circus is waitin', we
have Trent Haaga on tonight.
465
00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:41,770
- Oh, that mother fucker.
466
00:25:43,270 --> 00:25:46,510
(upbeat Killjoy theme)
467
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:55,720
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
468
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,390
Welcome to the Psycho Circus.
469
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,050
Listen, we got a great show
for you people tonight.
470
00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:04,860
Yeah, later on, Batty Boop
here is gonna juggle a ball!
471
00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:06,430
You know, normally she
can juggle more than one
472
00:26:06,430 --> 00:26:09,500
but not with her hands if
you know what I'm sayin'!
473
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,430
(laughs)
474
00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:14,370
Yeah, real quick on
the uptake, that one.
475
00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:15,800
You know what? Screw the top 10.
476
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,600
We're just gonna go
straight to the interview.
477
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,370
Welcome, Trent Haaga!
478
00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:24,710
(applause)
479
00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:25,880
Yes, yes, yes!
480
00:26:27,910 --> 00:26:29,620
- Hey, how's it goin', man?
481
00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:31,890
- Not too bad. How's
it goin' with you?
482
00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:34,490
- It's all good, it's
all good, can't complain.
483
00:26:34,490 --> 00:26:36,120
Cannot complain at all.
484
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,630
- Great, okay, so,
uh, I have a question.
485
00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:39,830
- Alright, ask away!
486
00:26:39,830 --> 00:26:41,900
- I will, I will,
just give me a second.
487
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:44,130
- Ask your question,
don't be shy.
488
00:26:44,130 --> 00:26:45,500
- I'm not shy, mother fucker!
489
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:46,870
I'm tryin' to ask the question!
490
00:26:46,870 --> 00:26:49,000
Quit interrupting me!
491
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,500
- Just ask the question, puss.
492
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,040
- Okay, alright, I will.
493
00:26:56,210 --> 00:26:59,710
So how in the fuck do
you pronounce your name?
494
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,080
Do you pronounce both
the A's separately?
495
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:07,220
I mean is it "Ha-a-ga"?
Or "Haa (coughs up phlegm)
496
00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:08,490
I don't know! I don't know!
497
00:27:08,490 --> 00:27:10,460
So it's fuckin' killin'
me in the dressing room!
498
00:27:10,460 --> 00:27:12,130
- Is that the best you got, huh?
499
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,690
Fuck you, that's how
you pronounce my name!
500
00:27:14,690 --> 00:27:15,600
How do you like that?
501
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,600
(laughing)
502
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,200
- I don't like it at
all, as a matter of fact.
503
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,570
So let's talk about your movies.
504
00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:25,140
Now, correct me if I'm
wrong, but you didn't
505
00:27:25,140 --> 00:27:29,310
actually play Killjoy in the
first Killjoy movie, did you?
506
00:27:30,610 --> 00:27:33,380
- No, that was,
uh, Angel Vargas.
507
00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:37,250
- Yeah, I know, he did
such a wonderful job.
508
00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:39,490
- Really? Are you
fucking kidding me?
509
00:27:39,490 --> 00:27:42,090
- I'm serious, I
thought he nailed it!
510
00:27:42,090 --> 00:27:43,790
- He doesn't even look like you!
511
00:27:43,790 --> 00:27:47,660
- He got the essence
right. The soul of Killjoy!
512
00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:51,600
- (laughs) Soul?
You got no soul!
513
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,600
You're nothin' but a sad
patchwork of whiny fart jokes!
514
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,140
- I can't argue that,
but, uh, I couldn't
515
00:27:57,140 --> 00:27:59,010
have played Killjoy
better myself.
516
00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:00,940
- I could play you
better than you!
517
00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:02,440
- Bullshit!
518
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,380
- Bullshit? Bullshit, look,
look at what you're doin'!
519
00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:05,980
Look at what you're doin'.
520
00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:07,150
- What? What am I doin'?
521
00:28:07,150 --> 00:28:08,480
- I don't know, what am I doing?
522
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,420
- What?
- What?
523
00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:10,880
- Man, you're such a douche.
524
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,120
- Man, you're such a douche.
525
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,290
- Look, all you're
doin' now is copying me!
526
00:28:13,290 --> 00:28:14,450
- You're just copying me!
527
00:28:14,450 --> 00:28:15,990
- And doin' a crappy
job of it too.
528
00:28:15,990 --> 00:28:18,460
- Well, yeah, that
was the acting part.
529
00:28:18,460 --> 00:28:21,760
- What, so, crappy acting
is part of being Killjoy?
530
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,130
- Yeah, that's my take on it.
531
00:28:24,130 --> 00:28:27,270
And that's how I get
to the soul of Killjoy.
532
00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:28,900
- [Audience] Ah!
533
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:31,910
- Thank you, thank
you. Look, you're easy!
534
00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:33,910
As a matter of fact, everything
you're doin' right now?
535
00:28:33,910 --> 00:28:36,110
I could do it! I could
do it better than you!
536
00:28:36,110 --> 00:28:37,510
- Not everything!
537
00:28:37,510 --> 00:28:38,850
- [Audience] Oh!
538
00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:44,050
- Oh, great, it's the old pie
tin to the face gag! Yeah!
539
00:28:44,050 --> 00:28:46,690
Comical, but a little lame.
540
00:28:46,690 --> 00:28:47,520
Give me that!
541
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,760
- Give those back!
542
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,920
- No, no, I got
this, I got this.
543
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,030
Alright, hey, hey,
check it out, everybody.
544
00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:54,190
It's Killjoy,
killing Trent Haaga!
545
00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:56,900
(head splatter)
546
00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:59,600
(Killjoy laughs)
(audience cheers)
547
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:03,840
- He's right! That is exactly
how I would've done it!
548
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,740
I'm having a bit of an
existential moment here.
549
00:29:09,610 --> 00:29:12,780
Bravo! Bravo!
(laughs)
550
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:18,420
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now, a word from our sponsor!
551
00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:19,550
- [Female Announcer]
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552
00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:21,090
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553
00:29:21,090 --> 00:29:25,530
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554
00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:27,060
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555
00:29:27,060 --> 00:29:28,260
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556
00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:30,960
or even something a
little more adventurous.
557
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,870
Get 50 percent off
almost any item.
558
00:29:37,570 --> 00:29:39,670
- I've never met
anyone like you!
559
00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:41,110
- Oh, I hope not!
560
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,680
I hate sloppy seconds!
561
00:29:47,110 --> 00:29:49,120
- Wow, you're an animal.
562
00:29:50,780 --> 00:29:52,290
- You can say dat.
563
00:29:53,790 --> 00:29:54,620
Mmmm.
564
00:29:58,860 --> 00:30:00,590
You look scrumptious!
565
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,430
- I think I have to
confess to something.
566
00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:09,070
- What's dat?
567
00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:11,240
- I debug code for a
medical software company.
568
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,340
My pimp avatar's just
my online profile.
569
00:30:13,340 --> 00:30:15,780
And when I said I was a player,
570
00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:17,710
I meant a video game player.
571
00:30:17,710 --> 00:30:19,710
- Oh yeah? That's great.
572
00:30:20,710 --> 00:30:22,350
Good for you.
573
00:30:22,350 --> 00:30:25,620
(upbeat Killjoy theme)
574
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,630
What da hell is dat?
575
00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:44,300
- Oh, it's Psycho
Circus. Great show!
576
00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:47,870
Killjoy is awesome!
577
00:30:47,870 --> 00:30:49,610
- You watch dat shit?
578
00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:53,810
- Yeah! And he's got
some crazy sidekicks.
579
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:57,980
There's Punchy, Freakshow
and smokin' hot Batty Boop.
580
00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:04,920
(Killjoy theme)
581
00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:10,000
- Dat's not Batty Boop!
582
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,730
- Sure it is!
583
00:31:11,730 --> 00:31:13,400
Oh, man, she's sexy!
584
00:31:15,030 --> 00:31:18,370
I'd give my left nut just
to tap that piece of ass!
585
00:31:18,370 --> 00:31:21,140
- You're gonna
give more den dat!
586
00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:24,580
- What? Do you know her?
587
00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,310
- I am her, dumbshit!
588
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:30,780
(choking)
589
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,860
(blood gurgling)
(bones crunching)
590
00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:43,530
(ominous music)
591
00:31:46,430 --> 00:31:49,440
(spaceship rumbles)
592
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,420
- Captain, we're
closing in on Earth.
593
00:32:05,420 --> 00:32:09,820
- I know that! Can't you give
me some useful information?
594
00:32:09,820 --> 00:32:12,230
What else could we have
been doing all this time
595
00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:14,730
but getting closer to Earth?
596
00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:16,460
- Orbiting Uranus.
597
00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:17,600
- What?
598
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,670
- Nothing.
599
00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:19,630
- What did you say?
600
00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:20,830
- Nothing!
601
00:32:20,830 --> 00:32:22,670
- Has Batty Boop
seen this show yet?
602
00:32:22,670 --> 00:32:25,810
- Sure she has.
And she's pissed.
603
00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:28,110
- Then we have to
get her to Killjoy.
604
00:32:28,110 --> 00:32:29,840
Send her the magic mirror.
605
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,580
(computer beeps)
606
00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:37,680
- Dat two timin', pansy
pickin', donkey fuckin',
607
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:43,290
toilet sittin', nail clippin',
dish washin', gin kickin'.
608
00:32:48,660 --> 00:32:50,160
What the fa-yesus?
609
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,700
Magic mirror? Hmm.
610
00:32:54,770 --> 00:32:56,270
Looks like a trap.
611
00:32:57,900 --> 00:33:00,310
I ain't goin' near dat thing.
612
00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:05,450
(gasps)
613
00:33:05,450 --> 00:33:07,380
Oh! No! No fuckin' way!
614
00:33:12,890 --> 00:33:15,490
(mirrors hums)
615
00:33:24,330 --> 00:33:26,500
(snoring)
616
00:33:29,370 --> 00:33:32,410
- No, you're not, I'm
mother fucking Killjoy.
617
00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:35,880
I'm Killjoy! I'm guilty as hell!
618
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,280
(electricity zaps)
619
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,350
(electricity zaps)
620
00:33:40,350 --> 00:33:42,980
Ah! What the fuck? Where
am I? What happened?
621
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:44,620
Where are my, what
happened? What?
622
00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:46,890
Where is everybody?
623
00:33:46,890 --> 00:33:48,820
What the hell happened?
624
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,990
- We wrapped another show.
625
00:33:52,990 --> 00:33:57,160
- Really? Was I there?
'Cause I don't remember shit.
626
00:33:59,230 --> 00:34:02,900
Handy! Now where is that
stupid clown? Handy!
627
00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:06,240
- Here, boss!
628
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,240
- Ah, god, cut that out!
629
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:13,610
I told you when I hired you,
no more teleporting, okay?
630
00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:18,620
You're not a demonic
clown anymore, you
gotta try to fit in!
631
00:34:18,620 --> 00:34:21,020
- But I was just
standing behind you!
632
00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:22,120
- Cut it out!
633
00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:25,990
I asked you to get me
off of this planet.
634
00:34:25,990 --> 00:34:27,490
What have you been
doin' about it?
635
00:34:27,490 --> 00:34:29,330
- I've been building
a spaceship.
636
00:34:29,330 --> 00:34:30,260
Out of that rocket engine from
637
00:34:30,260 --> 00:34:32,400
the interdimensional elevator!
638
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,230
- Yeah?
639
00:34:33,230 --> 00:34:34,770
- Want me to show ya?
640
00:34:34,770 --> 00:34:35,600
- Okay!
641
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:39,910
- Feast ya eyes on this!
642
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,640
(computer beeps)
643
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,910
- Oh, wow! How do I get in?
644
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,550
- Why you push the big
red button and it's
645
00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:54,120
gonna transport the rumpus
room into the rocket ship.
646
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,720
- You know what, Handy?
647
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:59,430
I gotta hand it to ya,
this is pretty awesome!
648
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:02,560
Now I can finally
get off this rock.
649
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,400
Could this have some weapons?
650
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,400
Like, you know, some
lasers and shit?
651
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:11,700
- You want guns, boss? I
know just the guys for you!
652
00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:14,770
(laughs)
- Excellent.
653
00:35:17,510 --> 00:35:20,610
- This place is,
like, so disgusting.
654
00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:24,450
Everybody's breath
is really bad.
655
00:35:24,450 --> 00:35:27,290
(sighs)
A mirror!
656
00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:30,520
Thank the heavens!
657
00:35:31,690 --> 00:35:33,860
Mirror, mirror on
the wall, who's the
658
00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:36,700
hottest Batty of them all?
659
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:37,930
Surely it's me!
660
00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:43,270
Ugh, thank you, mirror,
for being there.
661
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:48,270
(playful music)
662
00:36:00,050 --> 00:36:01,250
Where's my bow?
663
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,260
(gasps)
664
00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:05,090
- You!
665
00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:07,860
- Me?
666
00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:11,060
- Yeah, you, ya
homewreckin' flousy!
667
00:36:11,060 --> 00:36:13,800
How dare you horn
in on my clown!
668
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,640
- No, no, no, no, I, like, am
669
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,340
not tryin' to go for
Killjoy, I promise!
670
00:36:19,340 --> 00:36:23,040
I'm trying to get closer
to his sponsor Lernell.
671
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,480
- Cut the crap. I seen
ya stick your hips
672
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:31,820
and put your grubby paws
all over fish breath!
673
00:36:31,820 --> 00:36:33,920
- He means nothing to me!
674
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,390
- Nothing?
675
00:36:37,390 --> 00:36:38,220
- Nuh-Uh.
676
00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:43,630
- Listen, pipsqueak, if I ever
see you near Killjoy again,
677
00:36:45,130 --> 00:36:47,470
I'm gonna break you in half!
678
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:50,000
- Oh, really?
679
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:55,470
If you see me again, you're
gonna break me in half?
680
00:36:57,140 --> 00:37:00,980
- Oh, yeah. You can
take dat to da bank!
681
00:37:00,980 --> 00:37:03,650
(playful music)
682
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,420
(grunts)
(screams)
683
00:37:07,420 --> 00:37:10,290
(glass shatters)
684
00:37:10,290 --> 00:37:12,560
- I need like, uh,
lasers and stuff.
685
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,960
And I need those worked
on by next week, alright?
686
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:15,830
No excuses!
687
00:37:15,830 --> 00:37:17,400
- Sure thing, boss!
688
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,870
And if you need guns,
remember to talk to my guys!
689
00:37:22,870 --> 00:37:25,200
- Right, right, right, yeah.
690
00:37:28,210 --> 00:37:30,610
What the fuck are
you still doin' here?
691
00:37:30,610 --> 00:37:33,610
- Oh, I thought I'd rehearse.
692
00:37:33,610 --> 00:37:36,720
- Ah, you're takin'
the job seriously?
693
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,020
- No kidding.
694
00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:40,520
- Yeah, the makeup
looks a lot better!
695
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,720
You really nailing
that annoying accent!
696
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:46,130
It's like fingernails
on a chalkboard!
697
00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:47,130
- Is dat so?
698
00:37:48,090 --> 00:37:49,300
- Yeah, if I didn't know better
699
00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:51,330
I'd say you were the real Batty!
700
00:37:51,330 --> 00:37:54,800
(smack)
(grunts)
701
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,570
Batty Boop! It's you.
702
00:37:57,740 --> 00:38:00,240
- What tipped ya
off, fish breath?
703
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:05,140
- Ow! (laughs nervously)
It's so good to see ya!
704
00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:07,580
- Oh, now you're just
throwin' me a line.
705
00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:09,350
- Well what did you
expect me to say?
706
00:38:09,350 --> 00:38:11,550
"Oh, thank god you're
here! Now I can continue
707
00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:15,720
on my dreadful, mind-numbing
journey through abject misery?"
708
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,420
Would ya like that?
709
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:21,590
- It wasn't all bad. We had
some good times, you and me.
710
00:38:23,330 --> 00:38:26,600
- Yeah, but at what
cost? At what cost?
711
00:38:27,770 --> 00:38:30,700
- You think you're the
only one to suffer?
712
00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:33,110
You're not the
easiest to live with.
713
00:38:33,110 --> 00:38:36,480
You attract trouble
like flies to shit!
714
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,550
- Yeah, well then why did
you keep stickin' around?
715
00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:41,280
- Because I love you.
716
00:38:43,150 --> 00:38:45,220
(groans)
717
00:38:46,650 --> 00:38:50,020
- That wasn't as bad as I
thought it was gonna be.
718
00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:51,960
- You love me too!
719
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,960
- Oh, low blow! Alright?
720
00:38:55,860 --> 00:38:57,460
- You do. Admit it!
721
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,100
- I admit nothing!
722
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:04,200
- You need me! You
said it yourself!
723
00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:07,240
- Oh, yeah!
724
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,410
I mean, yeah, I need you when
725
00:39:08,410 --> 00:39:10,840
I'm neck deep in
shit and behind bars!
726
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,880
- What do ya think love is?
727
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,750
- I needed you to
get outta jail.
728
00:39:16,750 --> 00:39:18,280
- Oh! Is dat all?
729
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:22,420
- Alright, well if you love
me, then why did you leave?
730
00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:28,190
- Ya hooked up with Shivers
and Quivers at their wedding!
731
00:39:28,190 --> 00:39:31,330
- Look, they invited me,
they asked me their best man,
732
00:39:31,330 --> 00:39:32,870
they offered me a
bunch of free booze.
733
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,870
Come on, I've done
worse! What gives?
734
00:39:34,870 --> 00:39:36,470
- What gives?
735
00:39:36,470 --> 00:39:39,240
You went without me!
Dat's what gives!
736
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,570
And ya slept with Shivers.
737
00:39:41,570 --> 00:39:43,340
- She was hot.
738
00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:44,910
- He was the groom!
739
00:39:46,410 --> 00:39:48,150
- That explains a lot.
740
00:39:48,150 --> 00:39:50,750
- I know you wanna be with me!
741
00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:51,680
- Stop pushing it!
742
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,550
- But you have to be with me!
743
00:39:54,550 --> 00:39:55,690
- I'm warning you!
744
00:39:55,690 --> 00:39:57,760
- It works both ways.
745
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,760
(groans in agony)
746
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:03,930
- I'm sorry! Okay? Is that
what you wanted to hear?
747
00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:07,300
- Gettin' there.
748
00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:12,200
- It hurts.
749
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,510
(gasps)
750
00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:15,240
What is that?
751
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:16,810
- It's blood!
752
00:40:16,810 --> 00:40:19,040
- Blood? No, no, that can't be!
753
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,710
- We're semi-mortal now.
754
00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:24,850
- But, but blood? That's bad!
755
00:40:24,850 --> 00:40:27,020
- Ya think dat's bad?
756
00:40:27,020 --> 00:40:29,360
Shnuckems, I feel different.
757
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:36,100
And the fuckin'
makeup's comin' off.
758
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:39,200
- Wait, wait, wait,
what are you gettin' at?
759
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,600
- Baby cakes, we're changin'.
760
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:45,810
I'm ovulating!
761
00:40:45,810 --> 00:40:47,940
- Okay, yeah, what is that?
762
00:40:47,940 --> 00:40:50,510
Like a political
party or somethin'?
763
00:40:50,510 --> 00:40:54,410
- It means if we have
sex, I could have a baby.
764
00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:59,190
- No more balloon
animals and confetti?
765
00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:02,320
- Ya never had
real sex, have you?
766
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,160
- Uh, no!
767
00:41:05,260 --> 00:41:06,760
- You're pathetic.
768
00:41:08,190 --> 00:41:11,030
- Hey, wait, wait, where
ya goin'? Where ya goin'?
769
00:41:11,030 --> 00:41:13,700
(ominous music)
770
00:41:24,310 --> 00:41:27,080
- Everything is
in place, master.
771
00:41:28,550 --> 00:41:32,590
The target is distracted.
Soon he will come to you.
772
00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:35,090
All he needs is a little push.
773
00:41:36,190 --> 00:41:39,060
- Excellent. Be
ready for our signal.
774
00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:45,230
Now we start blowing things up!
775
00:41:46,970 --> 00:41:48,600
- That's music to
my ears. Computer?
776
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,600
- [Computer] What? What is it?
777
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,210
- Target Paris.
778
00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:55,640
- [Computer] Oh, my pleasure.
779
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,310
(ominous music)
780
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,950
- [Killjoy] What?
That's ridiculous!
781
00:42:04,950 --> 00:42:07,590
I've never seen
a bill like this!
782
00:42:07,590 --> 00:42:09,260
- You electrocute
your guests and staff.
783
00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:11,320
What do you expect?
784
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,290
- But it's so much fun!
785
00:42:13,290 --> 00:42:16,430
Come on, Samantha, I
gotsta kick ma kicks!
786
00:42:16,430 --> 00:42:18,900
- Start selling ice cream,
everybody loves ice cream.
787
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:22,170
Oh and one more thing, get
Batty Boop back in the act.
788
00:42:22,170 --> 00:42:23,970
- How the hell am
I gonna do that?
789
00:42:23,970 --> 00:42:26,310
She's not exactly
thrilled about all this.
790
00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:28,210
- Woo her, romance
her, buy her dinner,
791
00:42:28,210 --> 00:42:29,580
flowers or some shit.
792
00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:31,510
She's red blooded woman.
793
00:42:31,510 --> 00:42:32,980
- Yeah, well this is
a new development.
794
00:42:32,980 --> 00:42:34,580
- One of our sponsors
is Adam and Eve.
795
00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:36,020
You have some sample
product, seduce her.
796
00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:38,780
- Yeah, well that's
easier said than done.
797
00:42:38,780 --> 00:42:41,750
Because apparently,
I've been doing it
798
00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:44,120
wrong all of these
ages and I don't
799
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,890
understand how
the mortals do it.
800
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,000
Like that right? I don't know.
801
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,430
- You're in luck.
802
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:53,370
- Really?
803
00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:56,440
Thrill me.
804
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,840
- Not only am I an
agent/accountant/manager/bookie,
805
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,370
I'm also a pornographer.
806
00:43:00,370 --> 00:43:03,240
I keep these handy for
pillowy soft clients like you.
807
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:06,210
Call it an instructional video.
808
00:43:06,210 --> 00:43:08,480
It's from my fetish series.
809
00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:11,150
- [Killjoy] Log Jammin'?
810
00:43:11,150 --> 00:43:15,320
- You'll need this. Take
this. Um, I'm gonna keep that.
811
00:43:20,690 --> 00:43:22,960
- Samantha, did anyone
ever tell you that
812
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,630
you are a total buzz-kill?
813
00:43:25,630 --> 00:43:27,930
- I get that a lot.
814
00:43:27,930 --> 00:43:29,740
- [Freakshow] What is it?
815
00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:31,400
- It's a human porn.
816
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,570
- Isn't that dangerous?
817
00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:38,010
- Come on, we're blood thirsty
demons, nothin' shocks us!
818
00:43:38,010 --> 00:43:40,650
- I suppose. But we never
saw anything like this.
819
00:43:40,650 --> 00:43:42,980
- Oh buck up, you woos!
820
00:43:42,980 --> 00:43:45,620
We've been neck deep
in blood and gore.
821
00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:48,350
We've eaten things that
would make a billy goat puke!
822
00:43:48,350 --> 00:43:50,760
We were in the real
shit in Nanhai!
823
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,190
(laughs)
824
00:43:53,190 --> 00:43:57,030
So, I think that we can
handle a little porno.
825
00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:02,640
- Hi, I'm Tommy Pistol.
826
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,770
- Who's Tommy Pistol?
827
00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:07,340
- And this is the third
video to Beginner's Series
828
00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:09,840
of Instructional Fetish Porn.
829
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:13,410
Following Rocks On,
Rocks Off, Log Jamming!
830
00:44:17,450 --> 00:44:19,390
- Log jamming?
831
00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:20,890
- Yummy cans, mmm.
832
00:44:22,220 --> 00:44:24,460
- [Freakshow] I got a
bad feeling about this.
833
00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:29,330
- Hi, Dyna Myte. Ready to
show 'em how it's done?
834
00:44:29,330 --> 00:44:33,770
- Sure, Tommy. Let's do
this, mother fuckin' shit!
835
00:44:33,770 --> 00:44:36,500
(spits)
836
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:37,870
- Essential tools!
837
00:44:37,870 --> 00:44:39,100
- Safety first!
838
00:44:41,340 --> 00:44:42,170
Tarp!
839
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,110
- Gloves are needed.
840
00:44:52,220 --> 00:44:53,390
- Open wide!
841
00:44:53,390 --> 00:44:57,060
(choking)
(laughing)
842
00:44:57,060 --> 00:44:57,890
Yeah!
843
00:44:59,390 --> 00:45:01,830
- That was just a warm up!
844
00:45:01,830 --> 00:45:03,760
- Warmed up? What the hell?
845
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,900
(laughing)
(air pump sliding)
846
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,330
(groans)
847
00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:12,340
- Put that in your
fuckin' mouth! Yeah!
848
00:45:12,340 --> 00:45:16,410
- Make it stop, just make
it stop, make it stop!
849
00:45:16,410 --> 00:45:19,380
- And this is log jamming!
850
00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:21,550
- Here's the close-up of it!
851
00:45:21,550 --> 00:45:22,780
- My eyes!
852
00:45:22,780 --> 00:45:25,050
- I can't take my
eyes off of it!
853
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,690
- Please make it stop!
Please make it stop!
854
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:33,960
- Well, isn't dis cute?
855
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:40,970
Y'all are pathetic.
856
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,870
- Hey, Batty, me and the fellas
857
00:45:45,870 --> 00:45:48,970
were just watchin'
a little, um, uh.
858
00:45:48,970 --> 00:45:52,310
- None of ya ever
seen human sex before?
859
00:45:52,310 --> 00:45:54,480
(laughs)
860
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,920
Didn't know what
you were in for.
861
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:58,850
Did ya?
862
00:45:58,850 --> 00:46:00,320
- Did you know about this?
863
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:01,790
- Forget about it.
864
00:46:02,990 --> 00:46:04,890
Haven't you see da
news, knucklehead?
865
00:46:04,890 --> 00:46:05,720
- What news?
866
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:08,730
(upbeat rock music)
867
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,270
(ominous music)
868
00:46:21,510 --> 00:46:22,510
- Beelzebub!
869
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,680
- People of Earth,
I seek one among
870
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,950
you by the name of Killjoy.
871
00:46:30,650 --> 00:46:33,650
- Mother fucker, he
came back for me!
872
00:46:33,650 --> 00:46:36,890
- You have 13 hours
to bring him to me.
873
00:46:38,260 --> 00:46:42,290
If you do not, I will destroy
every city, one by one.
874
00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:49,400
- Is this serious?
875
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,670
- To show you that
I am serious...
876
00:46:52,670 --> 00:46:55,410
(spaceship hums)
877
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,250
(large explosion booms)
878
00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:02,010
- He blew up Paris?
879
00:47:02,010 --> 00:47:04,420
- Paris was on my to-do list!
880
00:47:05,580 --> 00:47:07,250
- What are we cares?
881
00:47:08,620 --> 00:47:12,560
- Now if I do not receive
Killjoy by the time designated,
882
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,930
I will destroy a city
that you actually like!
883
00:47:21,930 --> 00:47:24,940
- That's it! I want
off this planet!
884
00:47:27,410 --> 00:47:31,580
- Oh, that's sweet. That
should provide some motivation.
885
00:47:34,110 --> 00:47:38,280
Now we call out our bounty
hunters, the Six Psychos!
886
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,750
Give the order.
887
00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:43,360
- Release the Six Psychos!
888
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,020
(ominous music)
889
00:47:51,030 --> 00:47:51,960
Number one.
890
00:47:55,370 --> 00:47:57,140
- [Beelzebub] Creepy.
891
00:47:59,140 --> 00:48:00,210
- Number two.
892
00:48:03,980 --> 00:48:05,980
- [Beelzebub] Can she do it?
893
00:48:05,980 --> 00:48:08,250
- [Jezebel] She looks cute
but she can tear it up.
894
00:48:08,250 --> 00:48:13,050
(laughs)
- Just like my second ex-wife.
895
00:48:13,050 --> 00:48:14,790
- Number three.
896
00:48:14,790 --> 00:48:16,960
- [Beelzebub] Oh, sisters!
897
00:48:22,090 --> 00:48:23,260
- Number four.
898
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Number five.
899
00:48:34,310 --> 00:48:35,270
So dangerous.
900
00:48:35,270 --> 00:48:37,510
(laughing)
901
00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:46,550
I only counted five psychos.
902
00:48:46,550 --> 00:48:48,990
- There are six. Six Psychos.
903
00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:53,630
(laughing)
904
00:49:05,140 --> 00:49:06,710
- [Killjoy] I need
guns, lots of guns!
905
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:07,910
Can you get them for me?
906
00:49:07,910 --> 00:49:10,380
- [Handy] Guns? Sure!
I'll call my guys.
907
00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:12,880
- Great and I need to get
access to this computer.
908
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,810
Did you install a
security measure?
909
00:49:14,810 --> 00:49:18,450
- Hold still. It has
to scan you for ID.
910
00:49:18,450 --> 00:49:21,890
(computer beeps)
(drill whines)
911
00:49:21,890 --> 00:49:23,290
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
912
00:49:24,460 --> 00:49:26,390
What the hell was that?
913
00:49:27,430 --> 00:49:28,590
- Rectal scan!
914
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,200
- I said retinal! Retinal scan!
915
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,970
- I'll have to put
in a retinal scanner.
916
00:49:39,970 --> 00:49:43,080
- Yeah, you're gonna
have to do that.
917
00:49:49,010 --> 00:49:51,120
(laughs)
918
00:49:53,990 --> 00:49:55,890
- Hey, boss, I got
tomorrow's scripts.
919
00:49:55,890 --> 00:50:00,060
We gotta go over your
lonely asparagus sketch.
920
00:50:00,060 --> 00:50:04,230
- Toady, you got hold of
the lonely asparagus sketch?
921
00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:07,900
That's never been done before!
922
00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:10,900
- Yes, in my hands
is the only copy.
923
00:50:12,940 --> 00:50:15,270
- Oh, I can't believe it.
924
00:50:15,270 --> 00:50:17,740
We're going to make
comedy history!
925
00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:19,950
- My gun guys are here!
926
00:50:19,950 --> 00:50:21,280
- Oh good.
927
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,220
- See ya, Toady!
928
00:50:23,220 --> 00:50:24,580
- But the sketch?
929
00:50:24,580 --> 00:50:28,050
- Ha! I gotta buy guns!
I feel so patriotic.
930
00:50:28,050 --> 00:50:30,290
(laughing)
931
00:50:34,390 --> 00:50:37,730
- [Gun Dealer] I got ya
firepower right here!
932
00:50:37,730 --> 00:50:39,800
- [Killjoy] I love it!
933
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,130
- You lookin' to
ventilate someone?
934
00:50:41,130 --> 00:50:42,100
- What?
935
00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:44,500
- You know, wack, plug, kill?
936
00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,670
- Um, uh, home protection?
937
00:50:49,670 --> 00:50:53,250
- Well this here, is an
example of a sensible weapon.
938
00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:56,580
Lightweight, well balanced,
scientifically engineered
939
00:50:56,580 --> 00:51:00,150
built in safety
features including a
fingerprint electronic
940
00:51:00,150 --> 00:51:04,590
ID system, guaranteed not to
hurt a kitty cat on accident.
941
00:51:04,590 --> 00:51:08,160
How'd ya like that tuckin'
you into bed at night?
942
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,660
- It's okay.
943
00:51:09,660 --> 00:51:12,100
- Better than okay, that
thing's fuckin' bullshit!
944
00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:14,030
- I wouldn't shoot my mother
with this piece of shit
945
00:51:14,030 --> 00:51:18,100
and I've shot my mother
with Ginger Deadman's dick!
946
00:51:18,100 --> 00:51:19,940
- Uh, okay, what else you got?
947
00:51:19,940 --> 00:51:20,770
- This.
948
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,910
- Oh!
949
00:51:25,910 --> 00:51:29,150
- Oh? You're god damn right oh!
950
00:51:29,150 --> 00:51:31,020
It feels good to whip it out!
951
00:51:31,020 --> 00:51:33,020
- Yeah, tell me more.
952
00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:37,190
- Yeah, laser scope, extended
battery, 400,000 heat tons of
953
00:51:38,590 --> 00:51:42,290
two hairy balls screamin'
"saftey's for nerds"!
954
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:47,170
- Yeah, awesome!
What's it called?
955
00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:49,900
- It's called the Aborted
Granny Diarrhea Felcher.
956
00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:51,740
- Wait, what, what?
957
00:51:51,740 --> 00:51:54,140
That is just plain offensive!
958
00:51:55,010 --> 00:51:56,510
- Its an assault weapon!
959
00:51:56,510 --> 00:52:00,180
You really gonna yank
my cock over its name?
960
00:52:00,980 --> 00:52:02,650
- What else you got?
961
00:52:06,620 --> 00:52:09,450
Yeah! Yeah! What
does this one do?
962
00:52:11,890 --> 00:52:14,730
- It leaves your
victims bubblin' and
poppin' like herpes.
963
00:52:14,730 --> 00:52:17,030
Oh, it leaves the
dick wad still alive
964
00:52:17,030 --> 00:52:19,430
so you can watch him turn
into Granny's jell-o mold,
965
00:52:19,430 --> 00:52:23,000
all green and drippin' with
nectarines on Christmas!
966
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,340
- Turns into a
human kind of cider.
967
00:52:25,340 --> 00:52:28,070
- Is that, like,
really necessary?
968
00:52:28,070 --> 00:52:29,370
- You asked what it does!
969
00:52:29,370 --> 00:52:30,640
Wait 'till you see what this
970
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,680
thing can do innocent
bystanders and babies!
971
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,180
- You are a peach.
972
00:52:37,250 --> 00:52:41,320
I hate to ask ya, but
what do you call this one?
973
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:44,120
- The Crust Scraping
Cunt Plunger.
974
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,630
- Ah, are you fucking kidding,
975
00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:48,660
what the hell is wrong with you?
976
00:52:48,660 --> 00:52:49,590
- You asked what
it does and guns
977
00:52:49,590 --> 00:52:50,830
are offensive by design, bro.
978
00:52:50,830 --> 00:52:52,500
- Why are you so
tight in the crotch?
979
00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:54,030
What do you want?
980
00:52:54,030 --> 00:52:57,100
- I want something that's got
a more heroic and sexy name.
981
00:52:57,100 --> 00:53:01,210
Like Thor's Hammer or Wings
of Justice or Soul Reaper!
982
00:53:05,940 --> 00:53:08,850
So just tell me
what I wanna hear.
983
00:53:08,850 --> 00:53:10,420
- Fine.
984
00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:12,880
You look damn sexy
holding that weapon!
985
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:13,890
- Damn sexy!
986
00:53:16,690 --> 00:53:18,420
- Hello! I'd fuck me!
987
00:53:19,820 --> 00:53:21,790
- Yeah! Now you're
ready to blow your wad!
988
00:53:21,790 --> 00:53:23,530
That's the spirit!
989
00:53:23,530 --> 00:53:25,930
- Yeah! I'll take all of 'em!
990
00:53:25,930 --> 00:53:27,270
- I'll load 'em up for you.
991
00:53:27,270 --> 00:53:29,270
- Wait a second,
I don't need like
992
00:53:29,270 --> 00:53:31,870
a background check or anything?
993
00:53:33,810 --> 00:53:35,070
- You look good to me.
994
00:53:35,070 --> 00:53:38,240
- I'll say! You're
background's sweet.
995
00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:49,790
- Hey, where the
fuck is everybody?
996
00:53:49,790 --> 00:53:52,090
- I sent 'em off
to do some errands.
997
00:53:52,090 --> 00:53:54,690
I want some alone time wit you.
998
00:53:55,890 --> 00:53:57,430
- Can I use your bathroom?
999
00:53:57,430 --> 00:54:00,970
- Uh, yeah. If you can
find it, it's all your's.
1000
00:54:00,970 --> 00:54:01,970
- Fuckin' A.
1001
00:54:05,570 --> 00:54:07,070
- Now we're alone!
1002
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:13,010
- I know what that means!
What does that mean exactly?
1003
00:54:14,410 --> 00:54:18,420
- Fish breath, you're
turnin' mortal on me now.
1004
00:54:18,420 --> 00:54:21,990
- It's "mortal".
Pronounce the "R". Mortal!
1005
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,120
- You know what I mean.
1006
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:28,230
I wanna take this
to the next level.
1007
00:54:28,230 --> 00:54:30,600
- Look, I'm dyin' here, Batty.
1008
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,300
What more do you want from me?
1009
00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:35,230
- I want a kid!
1010
00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:37,470
- Oh, a kid, why
didn't you just say so?
1011
00:54:37,470 --> 00:54:38,700
How much are they?
1012
00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:40,340
I just saved a ton of
money on these guns.
1013
00:54:40,340 --> 00:54:42,070
- With you, ya idiot!
1014
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:45,310
- How's that happen?
1015
00:54:45,310 --> 00:54:48,610
- You know, ya just
saw a video on it.
1016
00:54:48,610 --> 00:54:52,780
- Well, yeah but that was
Tommy Pistol, I can't do that!
1017
00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:58,320
- Aren't you at least
a little bit curious?
1018
00:55:01,230 --> 00:55:04,560
- I'm also curious
about toenail fungus.
1019
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:09,770
- Dis is one of da things
dat makes life, life!
1020
00:55:11,370 --> 00:55:15,270
- Huh. Yeah, you know
what? Maybe you're right.
1021
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,240
Maybe if we're gonna
do this mortal thing,
1022
00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:21,450
we should just go full bore.
1023
00:55:21,450 --> 00:55:25,920
I already bought a buncha guns
today! I feel so American!
1024
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,950
Yeah! Let's log jam! Come on!
1025
00:55:28,950 --> 00:55:33,120
- Yeah, I'm comin' down,
I'm comin' all da way down!
1026
00:55:33,990 --> 00:55:35,830
- Yeah, so romantic!
1027
00:55:35,830 --> 00:55:37,700
It's kinda making me
feel like I'm gonna
1028
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:39,230
throw up in my
mouth a little bit.
1029
00:55:39,230 --> 00:55:40,770
I love it.
1030
00:55:40,770 --> 00:55:42,030
Let's get real!
1031
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,270
Is that the way? No?
1032
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,110
- You know, that's
not working for me.
1033
00:55:49,110 --> 00:55:50,740
- It is for me!
1034
00:55:50,740 --> 00:55:51,680
- It's just not working for me.
1035
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:52,910
- And I put it in, right?
1036
00:55:52,910 --> 00:55:56,350
- Yes, you put it in
me. You put it in me.
1037
00:55:56,350 --> 00:55:57,180
- Alright.
1038
00:55:57,180 --> 00:55:58,420
- I'm ready. Okay.
1039
00:55:58,420 --> 00:55:59,450
- Alright, here we go. I'll try!
1040
00:55:59,450 --> 00:56:00,990
- Okay!
- Wait, oh, is that it?
1041
00:56:00,990 --> 00:56:01,820
- Yeah!
- Did I get it?
1042
00:56:01,820 --> 00:56:02,750
No? Yes? Yes? No?
1043
00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:04,990
- I think so, just go with it!
1044
00:56:04,990 --> 00:56:09,660
(jackhammer)
(party horns)
1045
00:56:09,660 --> 00:56:13,830
(fireworks)
(splashing)
1046
00:56:27,110 --> 00:56:28,610
- Boss! Oh!
1047
00:56:28,610 --> 00:56:30,920
We got company! There's
a mob of people outside.
1048
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:32,780
- Oh, what do they want?
1049
00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:34,550
- I think they're
comin' to get you!
1050
00:56:34,550 --> 00:56:37,020
- No, they're fans, I
think they're here to help.
1051
00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:39,590
- You can't be too careful!
1052
00:56:39,590 --> 00:56:42,430
- Alright, Batty, you stay here.
1053
00:56:42,430 --> 00:56:43,930
- Okay, shnuckems.
1054
00:56:45,130 --> 00:56:47,000
- And I'm gonna work
on the rocket ship!
1055
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,470
In case we need to scram!
1056
00:56:48,470 --> 00:56:50,000
- Yeah, good idea!
1057
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000
- Rocket ship?
1058
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:56,110
- Yeah, baby, rocket
ship. Just go with it.
1059
00:56:56,110 --> 00:56:59,610
You wait here, things
might get a little rough.
1060
00:56:59,610 --> 00:57:02,310
- Rough? Here are the guns!
1061
00:57:02,310 --> 00:57:04,250
- Alright. Freakshow?
1062
00:57:04,250 --> 00:57:05,850
- Yeah?
- You guard the door
1063
00:57:05,850 --> 00:57:07,350
and make sure nobody gets in.
1064
00:57:07,350 --> 00:57:08,720
- Sure!
1065
00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:10,690
You! Have you ever
actually used one of these?
1066
00:57:10,690 --> 00:57:12,660
- Seen all the movies! I
know what the fuck I'm doin'!
1067
00:57:12,660 --> 00:57:14,990
- That's good enough for me!
1068
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:28,370
- [Crowd] Killjoy! Killjoy!
Killjoy! Killjoy! Killjoy!
1069
00:57:37,950 --> 00:57:40,720
- Whoa, whoa, hey,
hey, hey, hey!
1070
00:57:43,220 --> 00:57:46,720
I'm not your hero! I
want to kill you all!
1071
00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:50,160
(cheers)
1072
00:57:51,330 --> 00:57:53,330
Who are these people?
1073
00:57:53,330 --> 00:57:55,770
- The Psycho Circus Fan Club.
1074
00:57:57,300 --> 00:57:58,840
- What am I supposed to do?
1075
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:01,640
- They're your fans, rally them!
1076
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,210
- How am I gonna do that?
1077
00:58:03,210 --> 00:58:06,040
- Easy, raise your
gun in the air.
1078
00:58:09,180 --> 00:58:11,220
(stomps)
(screams)
1079
00:58:11,220 --> 00:58:13,320
(cheers)
1080
00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:19,920
- No, no, no, no! Shut
up, shut up, shut up!
1081
00:58:23,290 --> 00:58:25,530
I guess this is supposed to be
1082
00:58:25,530 --> 00:58:28,870
some of kind of an
inspirational speech.
1083
00:58:30,700 --> 00:58:33,670
But you all are a
bunch of morons!
1084
00:58:33,670 --> 00:58:35,740
(cheers)
1085
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:43,620
I ain't no hero! And I don't
give a shit about any of you!
1086
00:58:46,990 --> 00:58:50,760
The Earth is doomed.
And it's all your fault!
1087
00:58:52,860 --> 00:58:54,460
Why do you want me?
1088
00:58:55,730 --> 00:58:58,400
- Because you make us look sane!
1089
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:02,000
- That was a bit of a
backhanded compliment.
1090
00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:07,040
(spaceship hums)
1091
00:59:08,970 --> 00:59:10,980
(gasps)
1092
00:59:14,810 --> 00:59:17,650
- You're having a
party. How nice.
1093
00:59:20,350 --> 00:59:24,520
Now surrender and board my ship
or suffer the consequences!
1094
00:59:26,060 --> 00:59:29,230
- I'll never board your
ship! I'd rather die first!
1095
00:59:29,230 --> 00:59:31,230
- I don't want you dead.
1096
00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:37,670
I need you whole before
I rip your soul out.
1097
00:59:37,670 --> 00:59:41,840
Come willingly or I will destroy
everything that you love.
1098
00:59:48,610 --> 00:59:49,610
- Play time!
1099
00:59:51,250 --> 00:59:54,090
- I don't think
they're friendly.
1100
00:59:54,090 --> 00:59:55,690
- You're gonna have
to kill me first!
1101
00:59:55,690 --> 00:59:57,660
(laser blasts)
(screams)
1102
00:59:57,660 --> 00:59:59,620
- Human shield!
1103
00:59:59,620 --> 01:00:03,800
(lasers blast)
(screams)
1104
01:00:04,860 --> 01:00:09,030
(upbeat techno music)
(lasers blast)
1105
01:01:00,150 --> 01:01:02,090
- It's a shit storm outside!
1106
01:01:02,090 --> 01:01:04,320
(laughing)
1107
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:07,730
Are you getting the ship ready?
1108
01:01:07,730 --> 01:01:08,890
- We're on it!
1109
01:01:16,070 --> 01:01:18,070
- Goin' somewhere?
1110
01:01:18,070 --> 01:01:20,000
- I was just gonna
show ya somethin'!
1111
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,910
- I thought you were
gonna wait for Killjoy.
1112
01:01:22,910 --> 01:01:27,080
- I am, Batty! There's just
somethin' wrong with your face.
1113
01:01:31,420 --> 01:01:33,750
- What's wrong with my face?
1114
01:01:36,050 --> 01:01:37,260
- Made ya look!
1115
01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:39,660
(laughing)
1116
01:01:39,660 --> 01:01:42,660
(suspenseful music)
1117
01:01:47,900 --> 01:01:52,070
(thud)
(laughing)
1118
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:03,150
(lasers blast)
(screams)
1119
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,020
- Get some!
1120
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:21,130
(lasers blast)
(screams)
1121
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,210
(dramatic music)
1122
01:02:37,220 --> 01:02:38,950
(laughing)
1123
01:02:38,950 --> 01:02:41,120
- Victory! Suck it, Beelz!
1124
01:02:45,690 --> 01:02:47,930
- Congratulations, Killjoy.
1125
01:02:49,130 --> 01:02:53,000
You have killed five
of the Six Psychos.
1126
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,330
- Oh that's right, Bee-otch!
1127
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,500
Wait a minute? Five
of the Six Psychos.
1128
01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:00,870
What's he talkin' about?
1129
01:03:00,870 --> 01:03:03,640
- Yoo-Hoo. You
missing something?
1130
01:03:08,650 --> 01:03:09,480
- Batty?
1131
01:03:11,550 --> 01:03:15,720
- If you want to see her
again, you will come to me.
1132
01:03:19,090 --> 01:03:21,830
(spaceship hums)
1133
01:03:28,970 --> 01:03:29,800
- No!
1134
01:03:34,940 --> 01:03:36,570
What happened?
1135
01:03:36,570 --> 01:03:39,540
- Uh, there were thousands
of them! A horde!
1136
01:03:39,540 --> 01:03:41,980
I was overrun! They took her!
1137
01:03:42,980 --> 01:03:44,580
- Is the ship ready to go?
1138
01:03:44,580 --> 01:03:46,750
- It's loaded, ready to launch!
1139
01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:48,090
- To the bridge!
1140
01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:56,730
Oh, I should thank you
all for your sacrifices.
1141
01:03:56,730 --> 01:03:59,960
Now it's apparent to
me, that Killjoy fans
1142
01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:02,570
are a bunch of gullible bafoons.
1143
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:07,170
- But he didn't
actually apologize.
1144
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:12,540
(steady orchestral music)
1145
01:04:19,550 --> 01:04:20,790
- Fuckin' duck!
1146
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:25,660
- Activate the control panel!
1147
01:04:25,660 --> 01:04:28,430
(computer beeps)
1148
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,000
Wow! Cool! Isn't that cool?
1149
01:04:33,970 --> 01:04:37,270
I mean, that's like
really fuckin' cool.
1150
01:04:37,270 --> 01:04:38,740
- They're getting away!
1151
01:04:38,740 --> 01:04:41,270
- Oh, right, right, blast off!
1152
01:04:41,270 --> 01:04:44,480
(alarms blare)
1153
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:47,810
- [Computer] Three,
two, one, blast off.
1154
01:04:49,610 --> 01:04:53,780
(rockets roar)
(cheering)
1155
01:04:55,650 --> 01:04:59,160
(steady orchestral music)
1156
01:05:19,980 --> 01:05:22,780
- [Killjoy] We're
comin' for ya, Batty.
1157
01:05:22,780 --> 01:05:26,120
(triumphant rock music)
1158
01:05:38,300 --> 01:05:41,230
- Good! Good! Right
into our hands!
1159
01:05:42,970 --> 01:05:45,470
Jezebel, you can fire at will.
1160
01:05:45,470 --> 01:05:47,310
- Abso-Fucking-Lutely.
1161
01:05:51,710 --> 01:05:53,240
Fire!
1162
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:56,450
(laser blasts)
1163
01:05:56,450 --> 01:05:58,020
- That was close, Captain.
1164
01:05:58,020 --> 01:05:59,080
- Shields up!
1165
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,420
- We don't have shields!
1166
01:06:01,420 --> 01:06:03,620
- Well what the fuck
do we have? A tortilla?
1167
01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:05,420
- We have fields!
1168
01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:07,860
- For fuck's sake. Fields up!
1169
01:06:09,630 --> 01:06:11,260
- Fire!
1170
01:06:11,260 --> 01:06:13,830
(lasers blast)
1171
01:06:20,170 --> 01:06:22,110
- Fields still holding, sir.
1172
01:06:22,110 --> 01:06:24,340
- Good. Now all we
have to do is, uh,
1173
01:06:24,340 --> 01:06:27,980
find that thing's weak
spot and disable it.
1174
01:06:27,980 --> 01:06:29,680
- Punchy wanna punch.
1175
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:32,350
- Excellent, weapons online.
1176
01:06:32,350 --> 01:06:34,250
Let's give 'em whatfer.
1177
01:06:41,990 --> 01:06:42,830
Fire!
1178
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,760
(lasers blast)
1179
01:06:53,570 --> 01:06:57,580
- Yes, that's it. Just
keep wasting your energy.
1180
01:07:00,510 --> 01:07:03,080
(lasers blast)
1181
01:07:07,150 --> 01:07:08,950
- No effect, Captain!
1182
01:07:08,950 --> 01:07:12,120
- What did we toss
at him? Cream pies?
1183
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:17,600
Alright, great, we'll do
lasers. Fire the lasers!
1184
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,600
(lasers blast)
1185
01:07:29,210 --> 01:07:32,880
(alarm beeps)
(rockets thrust)
1186
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:37,050
(lasers blast)
(alarms beep)
1187
01:07:39,420 --> 01:07:41,450
- I think their lasers
might penetrate.
1188
01:07:41,450 --> 01:07:42,550
- [Beelzebub] Just keep firing.
1189
01:07:42,550 --> 01:07:43,390
- But, sir--
1190
01:07:43,390 --> 01:07:44,960
- Just keep firing!
1191
01:07:47,530 --> 01:07:49,590
(grunts)
1192
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:55,170
(lasers blast)
1193
01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:05,580
- We're takin' a lot of
damage! Field's almost gone!
1194
01:08:05,580 --> 01:08:08,580
- We almost have
them. Keep firing!
1195
01:08:08,580 --> 01:08:10,920
Batty, I'm comin' to get ya.
1196
01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:18,160
(lasers blast)
1197
01:08:32,370 --> 01:08:33,200
- No!
1198
01:08:35,610 --> 01:08:36,940
No, no! Take me!
1199
01:08:38,710 --> 01:08:39,540
Take me!
1200
01:08:47,220 --> 01:08:50,150
- We have our enemy
ship's engines targeted.
1201
01:08:50,150 --> 01:08:51,260
- Good! Fire!
1202
01:08:52,890 --> 01:08:56,030
(lasers blast)
1203
01:08:56,030 --> 01:08:58,100
Keep firing, keep firing.
1204
01:09:02,170 --> 01:09:03,570
What's happening?
1205
01:09:04,940 --> 01:09:07,810
- [Computer] Um, it's an energy
drain due to malfunction.
1206
01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:09,040
- Malfunction? What malfunction?
1207
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:10,510
- [Computer] (sighs)
The power line from the
1208
01:09:10,510 --> 01:09:12,940
atomic generator to the
weapons seem to have failed.
1209
01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:14,250
- [Killjoy] Fuck! Can we fix it?
1210
01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:16,810
- The access tube are too thin.
1211
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:20,950
Only something
the size of a baby
1212
01:09:20,950 --> 01:09:23,720
could crawl through
those things.
1213
01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:27,290
- You traitor!
1214
01:09:27,290 --> 01:09:30,290
- What? I don't know what
you're talkin' about!
1215
01:09:30,290 --> 01:09:34,630
- Why would you build access
tubes too thin to get into?
1216
01:09:34,630 --> 01:09:37,230
- I helped you! I got you guns!
1217
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:42,210
- Those psychos weren't
meant to kill me at all.
1218
01:09:42,210 --> 01:09:46,580
Beelzebub needs me alive
so that he can get my soul.
1219
01:09:46,580 --> 01:09:50,950
What did offer you? Money?
Fame? A Klondike bar?
1220
01:09:50,950 --> 01:09:53,980
- There aren't many
primeval clowns left!
1221
01:09:53,980 --> 01:09:56,790
When you're gone,
guess who's still here?
1222
01:09:56,790 --> 01:09:58,790
- You're the sixth psycho.
1223
01:09:58,790 --> 01:10:00,120
You little shit!
1224
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:03,090
I would've offered you
the spot of top clown!
1225
01:10:03,090 --> 01:10:06,060
- I can't have it while
your soul is still free.
1226
01:10:06,060 --> 01:10:09,100
But now I guess I'll
be gettin' the spot!
1227
01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:11,100
Reach for the sky!
1228
01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:14,540
- We're in outer space. So
that's a really vague order.
1229
01:10:14,540 --> 01:10:16,470
- You know what I mean.
1230
01:10:20,810 --> 01:10:23,680
- You've forgotten one thing.
1231
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:26,520
Punchy don't give
a shit! Get him!
1232
01:10:29,250 --> 01:10:31,590
(gun shots)
1233
01:10:37,630 --> 01:10:39,700
(laughs)
1234
01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:43,430
- Punchy! Can we
make a deal? Huh?
1235
01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:49,070
- No.
1236
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:53,610
(punches thud)
(head splatters)
1237
01:10:53,610 --> 01:10:57,110
(laughs)
Ya dirty traitor.
1238
01:11:10,930 --> 01:11:13,300
- Seriously, who
keeps the gravity
1239
01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:15,730
on full power in outer space?
1240
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:20,800
- Congratulations.
You figured it out.
1241
01:11:22,570 --> 01:11:25,510
- You! What have
you done to Batty?
1242
01:11:27,650 --> 01:11:31,320
Oh, that's kinda turnin'
me on a little bit.
1243
01:11:32,820 --> 01:11:36,250
I mean, no, Batty!
Unhand her, you fiend!
1244
01:11:39,060 --> 01:11:43,230
- You see that red liquid
dripping from her bones?
1245
01:11:44,460 --> 01:11:46,830
She's turning mortal!
1246
01:11:46,830 --> 01:11:49,270
Soon she will bleed to death.
1247
01:11:50,730 --> 01:11:51,900
- No! Take me!
1248
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:56,240
- That's precisely my intention.
1249
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:58,680
- Oh. Right. Of course it is.
1250
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:02,580
- I suggest you
lower your fields.
1251
01:12:03,950 --> 01:12:06,120
So I can beam you onboard.
1252
01:12:07,990 --> 01:12:10,050
- Then you'll let Batty go?
1253
01:12:10,050 --> 01:12:12,820
- I will let her
go to your ship.
1254
01:12:15,390 --> 01:12:17,230
(sighs)
1255
01:12:17,230 --> 01:12:19,900
- Well, I guess this is goodbye.
1256
01:12:22,470 --> 01:12:24,840
It's been nice
knowin' you two fucks.
1257
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:28,540
When Batty gets back to the
bridge, get her outta here.
1258
01:12:28,540 --> 01:12:30,540
Fly away, just fly away.
1259
01:12:37,980 --> 01:12:39,380
I still don't
understand a fuckin'
1260
01:12:39,380 --> 01:12:41,690
word you're sayin', Punchy.
1261
01:12:41,690 --> 01:12:43,850
But it's gonna be alright.
1262
01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:46,320
And you? Freakshow.
1263
01:12:48,290 --> 01:12:50,460
I always liked your
brother better.
1264
01:12:50,460 --> 01:12:52,460
Quit bein' such a cunt.
1265
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:00,270
Sayonara, suck-wads!
1266
01:13:09,710 --> 01:13:11,820
(growls)
1267
01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:20,920
- Now you're going to get
your ass into this thing.
1268
01:13:21,830 --> 01:13:24,230
- Let Batty go first!
1269
01:13:24,230 --> 01:13:26,730
- Mortal flesh is so delicate.
1270
01:13:28,770 --> 01:13:31,070
- Stop it! Leave her alone!
1271
01:13:31,070 --> 01:13:32,070
- You first.
1272
01:13:35,740 --> 01:13:39,910
(sighs)
(Batty moans)
1273
01:13:46,980 --> 01:13:49,220
- No. What if I don't want?
1274
01:13:51,690 --> 01:13:54,530
- Jezebel, activate
the Cuisinart.
1275
01:13:56,860 --> 01:13:58,630
- My pleasure.
1276
01:13:58,630 --> 01:13:59,460
Mortal.
1277
01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:05,670
(machines hum)
(Batty moans)
1278
01:14:17,010 --> 01:14:19,080
(laughs)
1279
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:39,470
- Semi-mortal.
1280
01:14:40,370 --> 01:14:41,370
- Semi what?
1281
01:14:42,470 --> 01:14:45,740
- Semi-Moytal!
(Laughs)
1282
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:53,850
(upbeat techno music)
1283
01:14:59,290 --> 01:15:03,390
(lasers blast)
(groans)
1284
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:56,810
- [Killjoy] Yeah!
(laughs) That's my girl!
1285
01:15:58,750 --> 01:16:02,520
Suck on that! Great balls
of fire up your ass!
1286
01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:16,000
- Oh, baby cakes, I wasn't
weak because of my wounds.
1287
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:18,570
- No? Then what's
wrong with you?
1288
01:16:18,570 --> 01:16:19,800
- I'm pregnant.
1289
01:16:20,900 --> 01:16:23,070
- You're pregnant?
1290
01:16:23,070 --> 01:16:24,580
- We created life!
1291
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:28,410
- Batty you gotta
get back to the ship.
1292
01:16:28,410 --> 01:16:30,050
Jump through the magic mirror!
1293
01:16:30,050 --> 01:16:32,380
- No! I wanna stay with you.
1294
01:16:34,380 --> 01:16:35,950
- Think of the kid!
1295
01:16:44,130 --> 01:16:46,700
Batty you gotta get outta here.
1296
01:16:49,330 --> 01:16:51,400
(laughs)
1297
01:16:54,540 --> 01:16:57,040
- A clown with a small hammer!
1298
01:16:58,710 --> 01:16:59,910
Don't make me laugh.
1299
01:16:59,910 --> 01:17:02,180
- Dude, you call this small?
1300
01:17:07,780 --> 01:17:09,450
- You fool.
1301
01:17:09,450 --> 01:17:13,620
You have your hammer back
but I'm still an Arch Demon.
1302
01:17:15,030 --> 01:17:18,360
(small explosions boom)
1303
01:17:23,970 --> 01:17:26,640
You baffon. Fool. Boozoo. Clown.
1304
01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:34,880
You can't hurt me
with that thing!
1305
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:37,910
Hit me with your best shot!
1306
01:17:37,910 --> 01:17:39,080
- I intend to.
1307
01:17:43,220 --> 01:17:46,060
(explosion thuds)
1308
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:48,590
- Oh no!
1309
01:17:50,730 --> 01:17:54,900
(laughs)
I'm mother fuckin' Killjoy!
1310
01:17:57,070 --> 01:17:57,900
Yeah!
1311
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:02,010
(orb hums)
1312
01:18:05,580 --> 01:18:06,840
Uh-oh, oh shit.
1313
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:14,320
- Master, no, just
please stop, please.
1314
01:18:20,790 --> 01:18:23,190
- Come on, come on, let's go!
1315
01:18:27,930 --> 01:18:28,770
Yes!
1316
01:18:34,070 --> 01:18:35,070
- Shnuckems!
1317
01:18:35,070 --> 01:18:37,870
(kisses pucker)
1318
01:18:37,870 --> 01:18:40,210
- There's an energy
build up on the Exitian!
1319
01:18:40,210 --> 01:18:41,950
- We gotta get outta here!
1320
01:18:41,950 --> 01:18:44,280
(Punchy mumbles)
1321
01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:46,280
We gotta get outta here!
1322
01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:56,160
We gotta go to warp speed!
1323
01:19:00,230 --> 01:19:02,730
We have to go plaid now!
1324
01:19:02,730 --> 01:19:04,000
- [Computer] Just wait a second.
1325
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,370
- Wait!
1326
01:19:05,370 --> 01:19:06,570
- [Freakshow] We have no power.
1327
01:19:06,570 --> 01:19:08,510
- Oh yeah, were fucked.
1328
01:19:11,810 --> 01:19:13,980
(screams)
1329
01:19:15,010 --> 01:19:16,680
- Son of a bitch.
1330
01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:19,750
(electricity sparks)
1331
01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:29,290
- We're not gonna make it.
1332
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,200
- [Computer] Power back online.
1333
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:39,670
- Power's back online.
1334
01:19:39,670 --> 01:19:40,770
There's something
inside the access
1335
01:19:40,770 --> 01:19:43,340
tunnels fixing the power lines.
1336
01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:49,450
- What? What's goin' on?
1337
01:19:54,650 --> 01:19:56,650
(gasps)
1338
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:04,230
- I missed you!
1339
01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:07,660
- Aw, I always liked you best!
1340
01:20:13,170 --> 01:20:15,340
(screams)
1341
01:20:22,210 --> 01:20:25,280
(explosion thunders)
1342
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,850
(rocket zooms)
1343
01:20:30,990 --> 01:20:33,360
- We still won't make it.
1344
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:36,630
- We have to go to
ludicrous speed! Now!
1345
01:20:36,630 --> 01:20:37,460
Punch it!
1346
01:20:45,700 --> 01:20:48,140
(ship booms)
1347
01:21:25,810 --> 01:21:27,810
That was ludicrous.
1348
01:21:27,810 --> 01:21:30,480
- [Computer] Approaching planet.
1349
01:21:37,790 --> 01:21:39,960
- Computer, what is it?
1350
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:42,860
- [Computer] Uh,
it's Earth. Jesus.
1351
01:21:44,630 --> 01:21:45,800
- It can't be!
1352
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,330
- [Computer] Oh, it is.
1353
01:21:47,330 --> 01:21:50,070
- Maybe it's a
parallel universe.
1354
01:21:55,270 --> 01:21:58,440
- Wow, shnuckems,
dat sounds like fun.
1355
01:22:02,050 --> 01:22:06,320
- I don't know, it could
be completely different.
1356
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:08,080
- Fish breath, in
about 10 minutes,
1357
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:11,890
I'm gonna lay an egg and
you're gonna be a father.
1358
01:22:11,890 --> 01:22:14,620
Things will be
different forever.
1359
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:20,930
A penny for your thoughts?
1360
01:22:23,430 --> 01:22:27,070
- [Killjoy] Evil clown
gonna bust some ass!
1361
01:22:27,070 --> 01:22:29,970
I'm mother fucking Killjoy.
1362
01:22:29,970 --> 01:22:32,980
(laughs maniacally)
1363
01:22:34,510 --> 01:22:38,010
(heavy orchestral music)
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