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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,367 Based on real facts and events 2 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:26,831 Dedicated to future generations 3 00:00:29,708 --> 00:00:34,663 We are genuinely committed to match nontaxable income to minimum wage; 4 00:00:34,958 --> 00:00:38,905 families with children will pay lower income taxes; 5 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:43,577 our priorities are a competitive and efficient Lithuanian economy, 6 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:50,205 an educated, dignified and safe, responsible and open-minded Lithuanian society, 7 00:00:50,542 --> 00:00:53,114 and a Lithuania that works and makes money. 8 00:00:53,375 --> 00:00:57,998 A country where we - and you - want to live. 9 00:00:58,333 --> 00:01:00,124 I personally... 10 00:01:01,417 --> 00:01:02,448 Fuck. 11 00:01:04,917 --> 00:01:07,074 Eima... there's news... 12 00:01:08,083 --> 00:01:09,411 Just a minute, baby... 13 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:13,332 We'll get back to spiritual stuff - take a break. 14 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:26,699 Well? 15 00:01:28,875 --> 00:01:30,155 They sent the ratings. 16 00:01:31,708 --> 00:01:32,740 And? 17 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:36,125 Look for yourself. 18 00:01:41,583 --> 00:01:43,243 Motherfucker... 19 00:01:43,542 --> 00:01:44,704 LPP is in first. 20 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:46,448 Fuck that! 21 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:48,581 Did those rating bitches get something from us? 22 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:51,286 - Well they say they're objective... - Fucking what??? 23 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:54,915 Easy, now... you won in Varena, Naujoji Akmene and Trakai. 24 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:59,323 I don't give a shit about fucking Trakai, goddammit... 25 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:05,120 Eighteen percent down, with four days until the fucking election, 26 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,244 and they send me this bullshit! 27 00:02:07,792 --> 00:02:12,035 - The ratings are public, they've already been published. - Fuck that, got it? 28 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,099 We still have airtime with Redhead, got it? 29 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:15,583 That's the thing, we don't anymore. 30 00:02:15,667 --> 00:02:19,199 They called from Redhead's - there isn't going to be any airtime. 31 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:27,532 Fucking bitch... that Redhead... 32 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:30,074 - So how much more does she want? - How do I know? 33 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:32,622 In any case, we don't have anything to give. 34 00:02:33,417 --> 00:02:35,243 How about Beef, did he pay? 35 00:02:35,458 --> 00:02:38,833 Beef paid, but we already spend it - it was hardly enough for the votes in Trakai. 36 00:02:39,042 --> 00:02:40,998 Fuck Trakai, fuck Trakai... 37 00:02:41,083 --> 00:02:43,875 Redhead, she definitely saw the ratings - that's why she ditched us. 38 00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:46,573 Fucking Redhead... Redhead, Redhead, Redhead... 39 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,785 she's still going to blow me, you'll see... Fucking Redhead... 40 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:53,457 Did you know that she's a vegan? 41 00:02:53,625 --> 00:02:55,664 What fucking difference does it make? 42 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:59,747 My wife's a vegan so she won't suck your dick. 43 00:03:04,542 --> 00:03:06,782 So you're saying your wife never...? 44 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:14,744 Jesus Christ, you poor man... 45 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:18,749 She's a conservative, and vegans have their beliefs. 46 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,039 They even have their fucking beliefs... 47 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:26,792 They say Redhead has never blown anyone. 48 00:03:27,042 --> 00:03:28,417 What about her husband? 49 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:32,164 What fucking husband? He's a fucking queer - he's a social democrat. 50 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:35,414 They're only together for show. 51 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:38,911 For a country where you fucking want to live. 52 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:40,866 Hello. 53 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:43,242 I'd like to speak with Eimantas. 54 00:03:44,542 --> 00:03:47,659 - What about? - It's personal, this isn't the press. 55 00:03:49,292 --> 00:03:53,417 I'm afraid I can't help - he's in a meeting with... 56 00:03:53,542 --> 00:03:55,498 ...voters right now. 57 00:03:55,792 --> 00:03:58,032 Listen, I have what he needs, 58 00:03:58,167 --> 00:04:01,082 especially now when there are four days left until the election. 59 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:05,079 So give him to me, because there's not going to be a second call. 60 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:11,781 Some broad. Says she has what you really need. 61 00:04:17,292 --> 00:04:20,907 And... how does everyone know so well what I really need? 62 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:24,782 I saw the news. It has to do with your ratings. 63 00:04:26,542 --> 00:04:27,917 Go on... 64 00:04:28,333 --> 00:04:31,581 Fucking good chances for the elections. 65 00:04:32,375 --> 00:04:32,896 Who are you? 66 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:19,449 Look, we have to get a new report ready for tonight. 67 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,039 But airtime has already been booked, for those... 68 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:24,917 There's not going to be any airtime - have you seen their ratings? 69 00:07:25,042 --> 00:07:27,875 - So let them know and tell them to fuck off, OK? - Got it. 70 00:07:27,958 --> 00:07:30,413 And now get some material together about officers 71 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:33,541 who've received a state award from the president. 72 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:35,291 - Got it? - OK, got it, I'm on it. 73 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:38,021 YELLOW 74 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:47,907 OFFICE OF THE PROSECUTOR GENERAL OF THE REPUBLIC OF LITHUANIA 75 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:49,708 Thank you, dear colleagues, thank you. 76 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,414 I want to thank you not only for your words of congratulation, 77 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:57,533 but also for your professional support. 78 00:07:57,917 --> 00:08:01,746 Without you, I definitely wouldn't be holding this right now. 79 00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:06,700 I'm so proud that... 80 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:10,705 that I have people whose trust, 81 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:16,375 commitment and cooperation let me realize that I am not just... 82 00:08:17,125 --> 00:08:20,492 not just of service to the country, 83 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,991 but most importantly - to its people. Thank you so much. 84 00:08:24,167 --> 00:08:24,867 Thank you, Rima. 85 00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:26,703 Thank you. 86 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,490 Thank you. 87 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:31,164 Cheers. 88 00:08:43,542 --> 00:08:44,621 Thank you. 89 00:08:45,417 --> 00:08:46,697 No problem. 90 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:50,124 I can give you some aspirin. 91 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:52,575 Fuck, I feel awful... 92 00:08:57,958 --> 00:08:59,535 Did you buy it? 93 00:09:00,417 --> 00:09:02,243 Yeah, I got it. 94 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:08,782 - Here, this should be OK. - Thank you... 95 00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:14,865 You got a ton of congratulations, a ton of mail... 96 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:19,374 ...the Minister of the Internal Affairs... 97 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,741 ...sent a personal greeting... 98 00:09:22,958 --> 00:09:24,701 ...and People magazine 99 00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:29,031 wants an interview and asked about a photoshoot. 100 00:09:47,542 --> 00:09:48,538 Good morning. 101 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:51,043 I'm very sorry, but the prosecutor is very busy right now. 102 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,208 Forgive me for just showing up like this, 103 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:56,492 but I really wanted to congratulate her, together with the president. 104 00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:57,905 Thank you very much. 105 00:09:58,458 --> 00:09:59,708 - I can give this to her. - No! 106 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:02,625 Just a minute, just one minute. It's such a special occasion. 107 00:10:02,917 --> 00:10:04,825 Nothing for the record, I promise... 108 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:08,865 Just heartfelt congratulations from our editors and all of the journalists... 109 00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:16,286 The editor-in-chief from the news. 110 00:10:30,417 --> 00:10:33,866 Good morning! This is for you. 111 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:36,616 Thank you. 112 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:41,125 Well, since I can see that this meeting has nothing to do with my job... 113 00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:46,407 Honorable prosecutor, please accept our most sincere congratulations... 114 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,075 We are so proud of you. 115 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:55,167 And I'm sure that your work and your accomplishments will continue to be recognized. 116 00:10:56,958 --> 00:11:00,574 It's too bad that we just have a minute, so I'll make this quick. 117 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,079 A phone? 118 00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:12,703 Take it. 119 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:15,367 Take it, honorable prosecutor. 120 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:20,499 We'll save time that way, which is something you never have enough of. 121 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,369 Violeta, give us a minute, please. 122 00:11:58,292 --> 00:11:59,371 That's impossible. 123 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:03,619 In our case everything is possible. 124 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:06,832 Otherwise... 125 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:10,292 it means that you're ready 126 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:16,701 for your free time to be discussed on the morning news. 127 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:21,665 Although I'm sure that a prosecutor who has received an award 128 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,708 from the president will come up with some sincere excuses. 129 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:36,083 Well, I hope that tomorrow morning won't ruin your mood. 130 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:39,375 How much? 131 00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:43,701 Fifty... 132 00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:46,949 by tonight, latest. 133 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,867 You're bluffing; I don't have that kind of money right now. 134 00:12:53,292 --> 00:12:56,492 I'm sorry, but you think this looks like a fucking bluff? 135 00:12:57,250 --> 00:13:01,494 Fifty, and you go on with your life and we go on with our work. 136 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,616 Stop, stop, stop! 137 00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:14,823 Fuck! 138 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:18,077 Stop! Jesus Christ! 139 00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:20,703 Medic! Get me a medic! 140 00:14:23,292 --> 00:14:28,827 That outfit is too tight. Juozas! Where's the designer? Juozas!! 141 00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,453 What are you screaming about? 142 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,666 Nobody told me that he's going to crush those watermelons with his head. 143 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,322 What difference does it make to you what he crushes them with? 144 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:42,224 - Look, just look, his costume is too tight... - So what if it's tight? 145 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,250 Where are the costumes?? 146 00:14:43,292 --> 00:14:46,168 Here's your costumes - there wasn't enough money, that's all there is. 147 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:50,031 Jesus Christ, so what are we going to show them? 148 00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:52,281 Where are my horns? 149 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,160 The horns are on the way. 150 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:55,750 We'll continue without the horns. 151 00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:57,707 There's only one watermelon left. 152 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,531 One?? 153 00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:04,411 They thought they were for breakfast. 154 00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:10,326 What's going on here?? 155 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:14,283 I'm an artist - how am I supposed to do my art? 156 00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:17,682 Vytenis, let's take a smoke break - I'm so sick of this, I really need some air... 157 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,083 - Wait, you! 158 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:20,905 How's the dancer? 159 00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:24,119 - They say they have to take him to the hospital. - What? 160 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,333 No, no, no, hold on... Are you going to be long with him? 161 00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:29,249 I need to continue with the rehearsal. 162 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:33,619 I'm afraid we're taking him to the hospital. He has a headache - he might have a concussion. 163 00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:38,166 Wait, you have to understand... This is our Eurovision solidarity concept... 164 00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:39,366 Do you understand? 165 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:44,739 He's the only refugee from Syria we have, there's no more like him, understand? 166 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:45,617 Please... 167 00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:48,826 I'm telling you - it could be serious. 168 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:52,290 Here's the contract. And they asked if pumpkins are OK. 169 00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,458 - What fucking pumpkins!? - From the supermarket. 170 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,432 They called and said they're out of watermelon. 171 00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,865 Vytenis, I need to take a piss - can I go to the bathroom? 172 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:00,991 Excuse me... 173 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:09,200 Your horns are here. 174 00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:21,241 - Ohhh, fuck! - Did you do this? 175 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,780 What are you doing, goddammit? 176 00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,375 Vytenis, did you do this? 177 00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:25,538 Do what, Rima? 178 00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:27,625 Vytenis, goddammit... you think this is a joke? 179 00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:30,099 What fucking joke, I don't know what you're talking about, Rima. Listen... 180 00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:32,117 They fucking set me up, they even took pictures! 181 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,329 What pictures? 182 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:37,032 Vytenis, goddammit, you told me it was safe there, that it was your spot. 183 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,745 You got me into that shit yourself and then split!! 184 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,125 Oh, wait a minute now, Rima. 185 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,974 That was your celebration, you asked me yourself to help organize it. 186 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,331 Good people go there. Rima, you're a good person. I helped you... 187 00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,000 Well now I'm going to help... 188 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,042 I'm going to help so much that your hemorrhoid is going to come back. 189 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:55,373 And you can conduct your parade of faggots for me from your cell. 190 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:58,784 Hold on... Now how was I supposed to know? 191 00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:01,124 I even left my fucking bra there... 192 00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:07,290 - And she wants fifty grand. - What?? 193 00:17:11,292 --> 00:17:13,497 So now - I'm giving you an hour. 194 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:14,580 Rima, fuck... 195 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,833 Otherwise I'm going to get everything I can on you. 196 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:19,266 You're going to rot in the slammer, bitch, I'm telling you. 197 00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:22,125 Rima, now calm down... 198 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:27,035 Where am I supposed to get that kind of dough - I'm an artist... 199 00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:33,076 I have fucking Eurovision... Fuck... It's live... 200 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:38,157 Rima, Rima, wait... The only refugee around and he's out... 201 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:42,079 There's twenty million refugees in Europe and here... 202 00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:46,830 There's fucking one, and he's fucked... 203 00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,118 Fifty... 204 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:05,866 Hello? 205 00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:08,782 Listen, give me some more time. 206 00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:15,783 Oh, it's the prosecutor awarded for merits to the country. How nice. 207 00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:18,083 Listen, I just don't know where to get it that fast. 208 00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:20,913 I just don't have anywhere to get that much from. 209 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:24,325 That's a very, very bad habit to change the conditions. 210 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:28,781 Well, give it some thought - maybe the Office of the President will help. 211 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,167 There's still time. 212 00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:35,118 Have a nice day, honorable prosecutor. 213 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,699 On the home straight of the parliamentary elections, 214 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:42,828 it turns out the ruling party has a chance of staying in power for one more term. 215 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:48,156 The newest public opinion poll shows that with just four days left before the election, 216 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:54,206 the opposition DGF Party has lost its advantage, putting the ruling LPP into the lead. 217 00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:57,079 According to experts, voters were not convinced 218 00:18:57,208 --> 00:19:00,500 by the opposition's policy of change and promises of a fight against corruption. 219 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:06,741 DGF only managed to hold on to voter sympathy in Naujoji Akmene, Varena and Trakai. 220 00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:12,250 I'd like to speak with Eimantas. 221 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:13,366 What about? 222 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,000 It's personal, this isn't the press. 223 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,285 The minister and his clown... and so? 224 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,867 ...then we're good to go. 225 00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:04,198 These are our calculations... 226 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,325 Is it OK? 227 00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:18,198 Got it. 228 00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:19,955 Got it. 229 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:22,371 Think yourself... 230 00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:35,166 Prime minister...? 231 00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,749 Goddamn it... 232 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:49,746 What? 233 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,786 I fucked Lithuania... 234 00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:59,157 And how much is that thing we really need going to cost? 235 00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:10,538 When? 236 00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:16,791 Tonight, and I need to fucking know if I'm going to get it now, 237 00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:20,582 otherwise I'm giving it to someone else. 238 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:37,375 A scandal in the parliament. 239 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,871 During a plenary session, the leader of the opposition 240 00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:43,870 openly accused the ruling parties of developing an unprecedented network of corruption. 241 00:21:44,542 --> 00:21:48,039 The opposition leader has threatened to reveal, later today, shocking facts 242 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:51,201 about plundering of state funds at the governmental level. 243 00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:55,500 A sensation that could fundamentally change the outcome of the upcoming parliamentary election. 244 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,702 Opposition leaders claim to have real evidence of fraud worth millions 245 00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:03,124 carried out by the ruling parties in state enterprises subordinate to the government. 246 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:07,909 I think it's good that people are talking about stuff like that, that there's dialogue. 247 00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:10,699 That's right, that's very good... 248 00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:15,208 I don't really care what's going on there, but corruption is bad. 249 00:22:16,042 --> 00:22:17,701 Thieves, communists and faggots. 250 00:22:18,167 --> 00:22:21,367 Because those crooks are just busy with their corruption, 251 00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:24,415 but how about milk - how much does milk cost? 252 00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:27,375 Lithuania will be free - that's all I can say. 253 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:28,123 Andrelis! 254 00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:34,077 They ask me, the opposition, a leader, a step or not a step... 255 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,826 I tell them it's the will of God. 256 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,042 Excuse me, but what do you think about the step the leader of the opposition party took today? 257 00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:43,454 I don't have an opinion. I'm waiting for Eurovision! 258 00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:49,157 Eimantas, you publicly accused the government of corrupt ties. 259 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,159 Believe me, I have solid grounds for that. 260 00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:53,583 But you didn't present any proof or give a single name. 261 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:59,535 I want to repeat that we have video footage and are ready to name 262 00:22:59,792 --> 00:23:04,118 specific people, specific amounts and specific state enterprises 263 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,036 that they have been stealing from for four years. 264 00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:08,875 But Eimantas, this is a scandal, so when? 265 00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:11,448 As usual, it's you, the journalists, who make the scandal. 266 00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:16,574 I just want to keep society informed and protect it and our country from corrupt leaders. 267 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,493 Did he promise it to anyone? 268 00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:24,746 Nobody knows yet. 269 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,206 So what are you waiting for? 270 00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:29,993 We need this broadcast. 271 00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:31,665 Book it. 272 00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:35,875 GOVERNMENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF LITHUANIA 273 00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:47,698 Right before the elections, right before the elections. 274 00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:49,417 Where the fuck did they get it from? 275 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,167 It's a bluff - they don't have anything. 276 00:23:51,417 --> 00:23:52,282 Bluff, my ass... 277 00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:55,493 They wouldn't risk it - those motherfuckers would have done it earlier. 278 00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:59,157 Maybe someone opened their mouth and made a stink. 279 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:03,289 Where the fuck did they get the footage from? 280 00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:04,910 The Prosecutor's Office? 281 00:24:05,417 --> 00:24:06,164 Goddammit... 282 00:24:06,292 --> 00:24:10,156 You gave me your word that those crooked windows don't have anything and never will. 283 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:16,249 Go see Ravioli and tickle his balls. 284 00:24:17,167 --> 00:24:18,246 I'll tickle them. 285 00:24:22,542 --> 00:24:23,573 Hello? 286 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:28,124 Hello, Eimantas, this is Erika, the editor from the news. 287 00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:29,750 Yes, Erika, nice to hear from you. 288 00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:32,909 The information you have about the government corruption scandal - 289 00:24:33,042 --> 00:24:39,075 we'd like to propose doing a live exclusive on our channel. 290 00:24:39,292 --> 00:24:42,907 Well, as far as I've heard, the broadcast is canceled today. 291 00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:48,450 Oh, I'm sorry, but that was actually the mistake of the Broadcast Programming Department 292 00:24:48,583 --> 00:24:52,365 and I really, really apologize and am very sorry that happened, 293 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:57,451 but you know very well yourself that our channel is the most watched, 294 00:24:57,625 --> 00:25:00,908 the biggest, the most objective and the most interesting, 295 00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:08,206 and believe me, Eimantas - our offer will definitely be the best. 296 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,869 Sounds good. 297 00:25:12,167 --> 00:25:15,367 Does that mean we can announce your broadcast this evening? 298 00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:20,200 OK, we'll discuss the details tonight, come to the parliament. 299 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:28,242 Today the leader of the opposition set off a scandal tantamount to a nuclear explosion. 300 00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:34,207 The opposition has announced that it has clear evidence of unprecedented corruption in the government. 301 00:25:34,542 --> 00:25:39,958 During our live broadcast, the opposition will present all of the material that it has. 302 00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:43,326 Special, live coverage coming up shortly. 303 00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:57,365 They called from Pabrade - they found a new refugee. 304 00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:59,035 Oh... There is a God... 305 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,288 But he's not from Syria. 306 00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:01,917 Who cares... Get him over here. 307 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:05,373 But there are... conditions. What kind? 308 00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:06,283 Eight. 309 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:09,748 Hundred? Does he fucking know what minimum wage is here? 310 00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:16,247 Well he's some sort of star... He was in some elephant project. 311 00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:22,453 Fuck, what kind of day is this... Can we pay that much? 312 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:27,197 We still haven't paid the one they took away. 313 00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:33,330 Excellent... we'll pay this one. 314 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:37,831 Time for a lunch break - have to take off for an hour or so. 315 00:26:38,958 --> 00:26:41,874 I've already supported you as much as I could, guys - two times... 316 00:26:43,125 --> 00:26:45,247 Well, I could help out more, 317 00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:47,875 but there's only four days before the election... 318 00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:50,832 You didn't hear us - we need cash. Today. 319 00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:51,955 Today? 320 00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:54,329 And cash? 321 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,161 You can declare is as a loan. 322 00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,667 - You can take it out of the register. - And lend it to us. 323 00:26:58,708 --> 00:27:01,079 - You'll get your veterinary license. - Or you won't. 324 00:27:01,292 --> 00:27:03,746 And you can keep freezing your beef in peace. 325 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,791 Or dream about intestinal bacteria. 326 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,703 - A hundred grand in cash. - Now, all of it. 327 00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:10,375 You loan it to us and we're happy. 328 00:27:10,542 --> 00:27:12,682 - And your ravioli can stay delicious. - Fucking get it? 329 00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:13,290 Goddammit. 330 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:14,538 Stop, stop, stop... 331 00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:16,499 Stop, guys, stop... 332 00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:19,875 I fucking... have to think about it, seriously. 333 00:27:20,042 --> 00:27:21,833 Well think faster, because there's no time. 334 00:27:21,958 --> 00:27:25,372 Gintas, but... it's not ravioli season. 335 00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:27,244 Frozen beef isn't popular at all. 336 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,408 It doesn't pay for me to pay someone... 337 00:27:29,542 --> 00:27:31,249 Not someone, goddammit - the Butcher. 338 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:35,625 - What, you don't fucking understand that there's the elections? - I understand, I understand... 339 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,954 But that Butcher might not make it... I saw the party's ratings and well... 340 00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:42,542 ...nothing is going to help him. 341 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,500 - You seriously want a fucking inspection? - No, no, I don't. 342 00:27:45,542 --> 00:27:46,667 - You do, you do. - I don't. 343 00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:47,954 I can see that you do. 344 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,874 Well, I want to help you... 345 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:51,913 Fuck... 346 00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:54,706 Well, I can... 347 00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:58,250 ...pay in ravioli. 348 00:27:58,833 --> 00:27:59,354 What? 349 00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:01,697 I mean, in products: 350 00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:03,913 I can pay in ravioli, 351 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,698 dumplings, 352 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:08,041 frozen dinners... 353 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:11,365 I mean, lend... 354 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,207 Ravioli, goddammit... 355 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,781 Tomorrow all of your fucking ravioli are going to goddamn fly! 356 00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:06,655 You fucking got it? 357 00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:10,913 A hundred and six grand. 358 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,786 In cash. 359 00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,538 What are the six for? 360 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,957 For prevention! 361 00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:22,163 I'll let you know where and when in an hour. 362 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:27,874 The cockroach... 363 00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:29,204 Fuck! 364 00:31:30,417 --> 00:31:33,617 ...can survive fifteen days without a head, 365 00:31:34,542 --> 00:31:37,742 and then just dies... of starvation. 366 00:31:38,833 --> 00:31:40,078 Excuse me? 367 00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:46,286 The pig... 368 00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:48,618 is the only animal... 369 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:53,952 that has an orgasm that lasts... thirty minutes. 370 00:31:55,042 --> 00:31:57,080 Is there something you wanted? 371 00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:58,917 Half an hour. 372 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:02,998 Listen, why the show? And what do those pigs have to do with it? 373 00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:04,872 Kinza. 374 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:05,949 What? 375 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:09,705 Why do they ruin pork with fucking kinza. 376 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:10,542 I don't know. 377 00:32:12,042 --> 00:32:13,784 When's the meeting with the Butcher? 378 00:32:13,958 --> 00:32:15,831 I... I don't know what you're talking about. 379 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,833 About the intestinal bacteria in your brain. 380 00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:21,832 I... I don't understand... I don't know... 381 00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:23,582 Go on, go on... 382 00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:27,575 Livestock inseminators are definitely not going to help you. 383 00:32:27,917 --> 00:32:32,243 Listen, they're pressing me for a hundred and six grand, but... 384 00:32:32,667 --> 00:32:34,540 I don't have that much money right now. 385 00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:39,375 You'll meet and give all the money directly to him. 386 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,950 But he doesn't come himself - he sends Legs... 387 00:32:43,833 --> 00:32:46,288 I don't know, I can't guarantee it... 388 00:32:46,875 --> 00:32:51,368 No, no... I happen to need a guarantee here. 389 00:32:52,292 --> 00:32:57,827 And they say they look a lot like a person... 390 00:32:58,292 --> 00:32:58,956 What? 391 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:22,208 GREEN 392 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,369 Hi, Gintas. 393 00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:24,080 I guarantee you have some good news for me. 394 00:34:24,542 --> 00:34:26,782 Yes, yes, everything is very good. 395 00:34:26,958 --> 00:34:31,083 It's never very good in this country. Come to the national TV studio. Now. 396 00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:35,749 OK, and I'll bring you a hundred and six thousand. 397 00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:42,583 What the fuck are you talking about? Is there something fucking wrong with your head? 398 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:46,366 No, right, right... sorry, Gintas, I just... 399 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:50,033 want to give it to the Butcher... and I want... 400 00:34:50,167 --> 00:34:52,917 I want to make sure everything is OK. 401 00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:54,208 He'll get everything... 402 00:34:54,292 --> 00:34:57,099 The Butcher is going to be at the studio, and Legs will meet you there. 403 00:34:57,125 --> 00:35:00,077 - And who would Legs be? - What fucking difference is it to you? 404 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:03,326 - None at all... - You have half an hour. And don't be late. 405 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,291 God fucking dammit. 406 00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:16,493 Who the fuck is Legs? 407 00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:19,583 I don't know - you heard it for yourself. 408 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,992 We have to find out... 409 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:27,117 - Take this and call him. - Jesus Christ, they send someone different every time. 410 00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:32,042 If I ask now, he'll get suspicious and next time it's going to be me instead of the freezer. 411 00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:48,827 Your bonus is on the way, it'll be here in half an hour. 412 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,785 When I get my bonus you'll get yours. 413 00:35:52,042 --> 00:35:55,788 It's almost airtime - I need to give them the tape. 414 00:35:56,042 --> 00:35:59,823 Talking about your head and judging from that fact that the meeting is taking place on TV, 415 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,199 I'd say it's not only ratings you're fucked with... 416 00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:08,705 I have an intimate question to ask you... Save it for your bitch, alright? 417 00:36:10,917 --> 00:36:16,120 How bad do you have to shit yourself for the president to give you a national award? 418 00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:23,247 Hello. 419 00:36:23,417 --> 00:36:25,207 Honorable prosecutor, 420 00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:29,864 I just wanted to say that I have some convincingly nice material, 421 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,532 about officers devoted to the state, right on my desk. 422 00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:35,624 I... I almost have it. 423 00:36:36,208 --> 00:36:36,955 Almost... 424 00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:40,161 "Almost" is for the maternity ward. 425 00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:41,994 OK, I have it. 426 00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:46,244 See you soon, honorable prosecutor. 427 00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:57,740 Good evening, Eimantas. 428 00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:02,830 Is there something wrong? 429 00:37:04,292 --> 00:37:05,750 Thanks... 430 00:37:06,875 --> 00:37:08,369 Thank you... 431 00:37:08,792 --> 00:37:10,036 Thanks! 432 00:37:13,125 --> 00:37:14,240 For what? 433 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:18,289 You can't even imagine... 434 00:37:19,708 --> 00:37:22,873 ...how the entire nation, all of the people, 435 00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:25,621 and of course - the authorities - are grateful to you. 436 00:37:26,667 --> 00:37:28,244 You wouldn't believe it. 437 00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:30,991 And not only do I feel - I know it as a fact - 438 00:37:31,792 --> 00:37:36,497 that the democratic principles of society... 439 00:37:37,833 --> 00:37:41,282 ...that our state enjoys today are the fruits of the labor of the press. 440 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:48,582 Thanks to you, we are proud, happy and free. 441 00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:53,078 Thanks to the people who fight corruption every day... 442 00:37:54,333 --> 00:37:56,539 ...without sparing themselves. 443 00:37:57,792 --> 00:37:59,202 Thank you very, very much. 444 00:37:59,417 --> 00:38:02,167 What fucking thank you - I'm practicing my lines! 445 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,743 How much can you offer? 446 00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:09,157 I thought we could agree. How much are we offering, goddammit? 447 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:11,415 Ten. 448 00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:16,333 You hear that, Linas? 449 00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:18,332 She says ten. 450 00:38:19,125 --> 00:38:21,081 Add a zero. 451 00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:23,625 - Two. - Nine. 452 00:38:24,417 --> 00:38:25,827 - Three. - Eight. 453 00:38:27,042 --> 00:38:30,124 - OK, four. - OK, seven. 454 00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:36,573 - Five. - I said seven. 455 00:38:39,042 --> 00:38:41,792 But this is a live broadcast. 456 00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:46,413 It's already being advertised, the prime minister himself is going to be there. 457 00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:49,370 Well... I'm definitely not going to be in debt. 458 00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:52,660 You won't regret it, Eimantas. 459 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:57,405 But there's one condition. 460 00:38:57,667 --> 00:38:58,283 Yes? 461 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:03,621 Rumor has it that you're... 462 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:05,371 a vegan... 463 00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:39,365 Vytenis, Vytenis... Vytenis. 464 00:39:39,542 --> 00:39:40,621 What? 465 00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:42,411 The refugee. 466 00:39:48,792 --> 00:39:50,333 Vytenis - Papu. 467 00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:51,625 Nice to meet you - Vytenis. 468 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:55,453 Elephants. 469 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:04,244 He asked where his money is. 470 00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:13,998 Can you smash a watermelon with your head? 471 00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:30,666 Quickly pay me the money! Where is my allowance, cursed Christians! 472 00:40:30,917 --> 00:40:34,911 Revenge of the heavens and the hell on this earth is awaiting for you! 473 00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:38,574 Where is my honorarium, my money... you stupid infidels! 474 00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:55,948 What rest? 475 00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:59,416 Don't play with me and don't try to trick me damned ones! 476 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,830 Where is my money? 477 00:41:05,292 --> 00:41:07,414 How much? How fucking much? 478 00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:11,827 For that much I'll fucking deport you myself back to Syria! 479 00:41:12,792 --> 00:41:15,826 Oh, poor white people... I'm from Pakistan! I'm the one... 480 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,454 I don't give a fuck - back to Syria! 481 00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:38,365 We have a decent legal framework... 482 00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:45,915 ...and laws which establish legal responsibility for acts of corruption. 483 00:41:46,792 --> 00:41:51,913 But in reality, deep-rooted corrupt behavior among politicians is thriving. 484 00:41:53,625 --> 00:42:01,365 Lithuania needs sober, honest and actively patriotic people in politics... 485 00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:03,833 Linas, we're not late, are we? 486 00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:05,667 No, no, we're good. 487 00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:10,407 Don't rush, Ms. Editor, we still have time... 488 00:42:10,792 --> 00:42:16,872 We have a responsibility to ensure the effective work of law enforcement institutions... 489 00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:22,999 ...in order to protect the rights and freedoms of the country and its citizens. 490 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:28,207 Dear voters, your decision to replace the corrupt civil servants... 491 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:31,782 ...who have been in power for so long, 492 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:38,366 would be the most decisive and responsible vote given to a party that is determined to fight. 493 00:42:39,667 --> 00:42:44,870 To fight for a country where we want to live. 494 00:43:39,542 --> 00:43:42,624 Call, goddammit, call... Quick... 495 00:43:43,125 --> 00:43:44,500 Who the fuck do I call? 496 00:43:44,792 --> 00:43:46,748 Quick, goddammit... 497 00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:57,991 Hi, this is Linas. 498 00:43:58,167 --> 00:44:00,656 What? Where's Eimantas? 499 00:44:01,792 --> 00:44:03,072 We're here... 500 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,750 Where here? So get to the make-up room, everyone's waiting... 501 00:44:06,125 --> 00:44:09,325 Gintaras, call a fucking ambulance, quick. 502 00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:10,663 What ambulance? 503 00:44:10,917 --> 00:44:13,241 We're in a fucking intersection. We got hit... 504 00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:17,330 Hit by who, goddammit? Give me Eimantas. 505 00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:20,243 He definitely can't talk right now. 506 00:44:20,375 --> 00:44:22,034 What the fuck is going on there, Linas? 507 00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:24,165 Fuck, I don't know how to explain... 508 00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:27,016 What the fuck do you need to explain, they're waiting for us on the air. 509 00:44:27,042 --> 00:44:29,080 What are you fooling around for, goddammit? 510 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:32,207 Listen... fuck... he got it bit off. 511 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,245 Bit off? 512 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:35,325 What? 513 00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:39,951 Fuck. Hold on, just a minute... 514 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:46,197 You see, Gintaras... he got it bit off... his dick... 515 00:44:48,167 --> 00:44:52,208 Excuse me - hi. I'm the producer of the show. Is Eimantas already here? 516 00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:54,699 - Has he arrived? - He's on his way. 517 00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:57,578 I see... well, you know, we're waiting for him. 518 00:45:00,708 --> 00:45:01,704 Say that again. 519 00:45:02,208 --> 00:45:03,000 Fuck, I don't know. 520 00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:06,557 I was just standing there at the intersection, and all I do is fucking move and suddenly I get sideswiped. 521 00:45:06,583 --> 00:45:10,827 So you want to tell me that someone bit his dick off? 522 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,208 Not someone - fucking Redhead. 523 00:45:12,875 --> 00:45:15,791 Jesus Christ! So how is he now? 524 00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:21,489 He's bad... he... he's so small, he's holding him in his hands. 525 00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:25,307 I'm not talking about his fucking dick! I'm talking about Eimantas - how is he? 526 00:45:25,333 --> 00:45:31,082 - Bad, he's bleeding, he needs to get to a hospital. - Wait... Wait. Give me a second... 527 00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:35,407 Fuck... Fuck... Fuck... 528 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,572 Linas, he's bad, he's dying... 529 00:45:49,542 --> 00:45:51,333 Gintaras, listen, what am I supposed to do? 530 00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:55,141 Should I call the police and then the ambulance, or the ambulance and then the police? Who'll get here faster? 531 00:45:55,167 --> 00:45:56,542 Wait, wait, wait... 532 00:45:56,875 --> 00:45:58,333 Wait for fucking what - he's dying! 533 00:45:58,458 --> 00:45:59,869 Wait, did anyone see you? 534 00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:03,995 How do I fucking know if someone saw us or not, how do I know, I was in the car! 535 00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:09,199 - I'm asking you if someone fucking saw what happened. - I don't fucking know, I told you - I was in the car. 536 00:46:10,417 --> 00:46:13,949 - Can you drive? - Fuck... drive where? I don't know where to go. 537 00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:17,499 Linai, he's blacking out... 538 00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:20,289 Shit... 539 00:46:20,875 --> 00:46:24,491 - Listen, Gintaras, that's it - I'm calling an ambulance. - Listen... Listen! 540 00:46:24,958 --> 00:46:29,332 The only one who owns his dick is his wife and nobody else. You understand? 541 00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:34,908 And if he ends up in the hospital now with his dick in his hand, we're going to have to explain 542 00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:39,285 to the police, to the press, and most importantly, goddammit, to his wife! 543 00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:40,205 Fuck. 544 00:46:40,375 --> 00:46:44,156 So you just calm down and start the engine. 545 00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:51,208 - Did you start it? - What? No, I didn't start it. 546 00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:54,074 So start the fucking engine! 547 00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:00,667 Alright, I started it. 548 00:47:01,417 --> 00:47:02,615 Now get out of there. 549 00:47:03,125 --> 00:47:04,156 OK - where should I go? 550 00:47:04,542 --> 00:47:06,891 I don't know where you should fucking go - go to some place. 551 00:47:06,917 --> 00:47:08,790 What fucking place? He needs a medic! 552 00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:12,823 So call Saulius from the party, he's a medic. I'll come after the show. 553 00:47:13,125 --> 00:47:17,202 You know, we're really waiting for you in the make-up room. Time, you know, it's a live broadcast. 554 00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:18,365 Just a moment... 555 00:47:18,458 --> 00:47:20,125 - We're waiting. - I'll be right there... 556 00:47:35,333 --> 00:47:38,285 Your bonus is here -let's go. 557 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:52,449 And? 558 00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,119 How much is supposed to be there? 559 00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:57,076 Like we agreed - a hundred. 560 00:47:58,125 --> 00:47:59,535 A hundred means a hundred... 561 00:48:03,375 --> 00:48:05,248 A hundred, goddammit... 562 00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:27,618 Where did you go? Hello? The show is starting, please come to the studio. Where is Eimantas? 563 00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:37,663 Good evening, we have a real pre-election stir on our live discussion of current affairs tonight. 564 00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:41,491 As you know, the leader of one of the opposition parties has accused the government 565 00:48:41,792 --> 00:48:44,328 of corruption on an unprecedented scale. 566 00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:49,783 A move of incredible desperation which - if the facts are confirmed - 567 00:48:50,125 --> 00:48:52,697 would clearly have an impact on the elections this weekend... 568 00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:53,575 Go to hell! 569 00:48:53,792 --> 00:48:54,542 ...for parliament. 570 00:48:54,667 --> 00:48:59,539 Contrary to what he promised, opposition leader Eimantas Bialobžeskis did not come to our studio, 571 00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:01,748 but we do have the party's... 572 00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:03,576 Goddammit, we're closed! 573 00:49:03,875 --> 00:49:05,750 ...deputy chairman and his associate Gintaras. 574 00:49:23,417 --> 00:49:27,826 I've got all the cops in the city after me... 575 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,536 Egis, what the fuck are you doing here? 576 00:49:31,958 --> 00:49:35,455 Fuck, Vova, we were at this fucking awesome party yesterday... 577 00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:37,747 there were these fucking awesome girls... 578 00:49:37,917 --> 00:49:39,873 Egis, you have Kalashnikov rifle. 579 00:49:40,375 --> 00:49:41,703 I took it in the car. 580 00:49:42,125 --> 00:49:44,366 Motherfucker, what fucking car? 581 00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:45,580 The cop car... 582 00:49:46,458 --> 00:49:50,370 But what a broad... and they come out of fucking nowhere... 583 00:49:50,792 --> 00:49:55,082 Come over here... this and that... they cuff me like always and put me in the car, 584 00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:56,958 and I look and that gun's lying there... 585 00:49:57,458 --> 00:49:59,865 You have to get these fucking off of me... 586 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,458 And take the gun. 587 00:50:06,708 --> 00:50:07,953 Well, fifty. 588 00:50:08,542 --> 00:50:09,704 Vova! 589 00:50:09,958 --> 00:50:15,992 Egis, fuck, you know, with that euro, there's no customers at all... really... 590 00:50:55,167 --> 00:50:57,289 Hi. Are you alone? 591 00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:01,991 Well... I am now. 592 00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:04,165 Listen, I need your garage. Temporarily. 593 00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:07,708 Ah... so you want to screw a little cow, huh? 594 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,200 No, you see, I got hit and I need to keep the car somewhere. 595 00:51:12,083 --> 00:51:14,324 Oh, then of course... come on in. 596 00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:23,375 Mr. Rudokas, tell me - when will we be able to see the evidence of corruption that you promised? 597 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,163 Good evening, everyone. 598 00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:29,659 Well, first I should retort that there is no desperation here. 599 00:51:29,917 --> 00:51:34,658 We were and are completely open and we always carry through with our promises, 600 00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:37,707 and our voter knows and appreciates this. 601 00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:40,200 Gintaras, you didn't answer my question. 602 00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:47,407 Where is the promised evidence of corruption on an unprecedented scale in the government? 603 00:51:48,125 --> 00:51:54,075 The evidence is on the way and will be at the studio together with Eimantas shortly. 604 00:51:54,833 --> 00:51:59,159 I just talked to him, and he's fine; he's on his way but he's just running a little late 605 00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:00,792 and is very sorry about that. 606 00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:08,619 Hi, Saulius... 607 00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:12,701 No, not good... We have a major problem. 608 00:52:13,292 --> 00:52:14,869 You have to come over here. 609 00:52:15,417 --> 00:52:17,625 I couldn't give a fuck about that Eurovision of yours. 610 00:52:18,417 --> 00:52:22,577 What? How do I know, I need you, I need your profession. 611 00:52:23,292 --> 00:52:25,333 Listen, Saulius, get in the car and get over here. 612 00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:27,824 Yeah, and bring some painkillers and ice. 613 00:52:27,958 --> 00:52:29,286 A lot of ice, yeah... 614 00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:31,849 You know, all of this shit is all fucking... 615 00:52:31,875 --> 00:52:34,708 You know, you're going to have to replace this entire side. 616 00:52:34,958 --> 00:52:35,954 Motherfucker! 617 00:52:36,792 --> 00:52:38,665 Vova, everything's alright - she's with me. 618 00:52:39,083 --> 00:52:41,125 Who the fuck is that broad? What's wrong with her? 619 00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:43,367 Erika - Vova. 620 00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:46,242 You better tell me what this shit is all about. 621 00:52:46,417 --> 00:52:50,577 Linas, look, we have to do something. 622 00:52:56,750 --> 00:52:58,327 Motherfucker! 623 00:52:59,125 --> 00:53:01,496 Why the fuck did you bring that corpse to my garage? 624 00:53:01,625 --> 00:53:02,574 Vova, wait. 625 00:53:02,792 --> 00:53:05,495 What the fuck for - there's something wrong with your head! 626 00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:08,073 I'm going to turn you and that bitch in myself! 627 00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:12,458 Vova, calm down - he's still alive and there's people who are on the way. 628 00:53:13,208 --> 00:53:16,622 Alive... almost... I mean, so far... 629 00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:18,625 What fucking people? Our own. 630 00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:21,874 And what the fuck is with that dick? 631 00:53:22,125 --> 00:53:24,531 Fuck, how do I put this... he lost his friend. 632 00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:25,865 What friend? 633 00:53:26,208 --> 00:53:28,579 I mean... his very dearest. 634 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,667 I don't know... 635 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:39,579 Vova, calm down. A medic is on the way and he'll take care of everything. 636 00:53:40,125 --> 00:53:41,916 You're going to take your fucking friend, 637 00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:45,282 and he's going to take his fucking friend, 638 00:53:45,792 --> 00:53:47,625 and you're going to get the fuck out of here! 639 00:53:47,667 --> 00:53:48,449 Vova, wait. 640 00:53:48,583 --> 00:53:52,281 What the fuck for, Linas? This isn't a fucking hospital. 641 00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:54,499 You had to fucking come here! 642 00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:58,620 I'm trying to get a loan from the bank for two car lifts. 643 00:53:58,958 --> 00:54:04,245 And if something fucking happens here... This is like murder! I don't fucking need this! 644 00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:07,083 Goddammit, Vova, don't you see I can't. 645 00:54:08,792 --> 00:54:10,167 You fucking can't? 646 00:54:10,667 --> 00:54:11,947 I fucking can! 647 00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:15,699 Vova... Vova, I'm fucking begging you... 648 00:54:16,208 --> 00:54:18,366 Vova, calm the fuck down - please - don't, OK? 649 00:54:18,708 --> 00:54:21,375 Vova, please don't fucking do this, please. Fuck, Vova... 650 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,072 You've got to understand, he's from the same party I am. 651 00:54:24,250 --> 00:54:27,498 I can't let anyone see him like this, I can't take him anywhere else! 652 00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:29,375 I couldn't give a fuck about your party. 653 00:54:29,417 --> 00:54:30,994 OK - How much? 654 00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:36,327 Tell me - how much? 655 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:38,159 Ten grand. 656 00:54:38,292 --> 00:54:40,828 Vova. 10 grand. Period. 657 00:55:03,875 --> 00:55:06,708 Honorable Prime Minister, what do you make of this whole scandal 658 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:14,076 and what could be the evidence of corruption if, of course, the facts were to be confirmed? 659 00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:15,407 Good evening. 660 00:55:15,542 --> 00:55:20,532 Well I can assure you that this is just another provocation based on slander which, 661 00:55:20,792 --> 00:55:26,327 when we hear it, will end in a major fiasco for the opposition. 662 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:27,875 What do you think, professor? 663 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:32,083 It's obvious that statements like these - in a situation like this, right before the elections - 664 00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:34,167 will also have an impact on the outcome. 665 00:55:34,250 --> 00:55:35,583 Mr. Katkus, what's your opinion? 666 00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:37,724 Well, for now I wouldn't dare to make any predictions. 667 00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:39,576 The scandal already happened, 668 00:55:40,292 --> 00:55:44,203 but we'll only see who it hurts and who it helps when we see the evidence - 669 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:47,374 the footage or whatever that we're all standing here waiting for. 670 00:55:47,625 --> 00:55:53,705 Yes, we really are standing here in the studio and looking forward to seeing the evidence, Gintaras. 671 00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:59,115 Where is the video footage that you promised, and where is your party leader? 672 00:56:00,542 --> 00:56:02,450 He told me eight hundred. 673 00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:04,866 So what's he fucking raising the price for? 674 00:56:04,958 --> 00:56:08,870 I don't know, but we need to rehearse - we don't have a choice. 675 00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:12,823 But Vytenis - it's your decision. We need to get on stage. 676 00:56:16,042 --> 00:56:16,706 So? 677 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:18,955 Vytenis? 678 00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:22,156 We have to get on stage - they're waiting for us. 679 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:37,867 Hi, Saulius, come in. Thank you. 680 00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:41,792 What happened? Here's your ice cream. 681 00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:44,000 What's the ice cream for? 682 00:56:44,167 --> 00:56:45,495 You asked me to bring it. 683 00:56:46,208 --> 00:56:48,414 Saulius, fuck, it was totally bit off. 684 00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:49,579 A limb? 685 00:56:49,792 --> 00:56:52,116 How do I know what you fucking call it. Yeah, a limb. 686 00:56:52,333 --> 00:56:54,349 Then we have to get to the clinic - this is going to need surgery. 687 00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:58,224 No, Gintaras said we can't take him anywhere - everyone will find out. Come on, first take a look, OK? 688 00:56:58,250 --> 00:56:59,329 - Dog, cat? - What? 689 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:02,665 - What kind of animal? - What fucking animal - it's Eimantas! 690 00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:06,623 Are you a fucking idiot? I'm a veterinarian! 691 00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:11,039 Motherfucker... we're screwed. 692 00:57:11,542 --> 00:57:17,207 Well, Gintaras, these are very serious allegations against the government in any case. 693 00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:21,081 So you have to prove your words, 694 00:57:21,292 --> 00:57:25,618 because otherwise, your ratings and those of your party and your party's leader 695 00:57:25,792 --> 00:57:29,205 - which are low as it is - will hit rock-bottom 696 00:57:29,458 --> 00:57:34,449 and you'll all have lied to Lithuania. 697 00:57:34,792 --> 00:57:39,000 Eimantas, it's me, I need to take a look, alright? I'll be gentle... 698 00:57:40,125 --> 00:57:42,247 Sha, sha, just a second... let me see... 699 00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:49,416 Just a second... hold on... 700 00:57:49,750 --> 00:57:50,948 Motherfucker! 701 00:57:53,917 --> 00:57:55,750 - This is really, really bad. - What's wrong? 702 00:57:56,167 --> 00:57:57,365 Where's the organ? 703 00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:00,831 Maybe she swallowed it? 704 00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:04,624 Did you swallow? 705 00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:08,157 No. 706 00:58:09,292 --> 00:58:10,288 Maybe it's in the car. 707 00:58:10,667 --> 00:58:12,540 Then we have to go get it! 708 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:14,663 I'll find it. 709 00:58:14,875 --> 00:58:18,324 Hold on - put it on the ice cream and keep it cold. 710 00:58:20,417 --> 00:58:22,455 We've got to get him to a surgeon - fast! 711 00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:25,076 Wait a fucking minute... 712 00:58:25,583 --> 00:58:30,822 Take him wherever you want, but only after my money is on this fucking table. 713 00:58:31,625 --> 00:58:35,241 We are openly and honestly striving for absolute transparency. 714 00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:36,781 In all spheres. 715 00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:40,367 By behaving this way ourselves, we are encouraging others to do the same. 716 00:58:41,167 --> 00:58:45,208 I guarantee you, viewers, and all of Lithuania, 717 00:58:46,125 --> 00:58:52,289 that you will see the promised video footage - and hear the names of the people involved - today. 718 00:58:52,792 --> 00:58:53,313 I promise. 719 00:58:53,417 --> 00:58:55,657 And you're not going to need a detector? 720 00:58:55,958 --> 00:58:59,372 Certainly not - we are for a thriving Lithuania, 721 00:58:59,625 --> 00:59:02,577 and we know the voters will make the right choice. 722 00:59:02,833 --> 00:59:04,599 Your explanation seems strange, to be honest. 723 00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:05,372 Fuck. 724 00:59:11,667 --> 00:59:12,331 Excuse me? 725 00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:27,327 Honorarium? 726 00:59:27,542 --> 00:59:29,782 So you're... Legs? 727 00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:37,705 I not quite understand. 728 00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:41,491 Where is the Butcher? 729 00:59:43,042 --> 00:59:44,322 Fuck, meat... 730 01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:06,664 Hello? 731 01:00:06,833 --> 01:00:08,908 What the fuck is going on there? 732 01:00:09,250 --> 01:00:10,365 I don't know what to do. 733 01:00:10,542 --> 01:00:14,453 He came over, said that he's Legs and now he's talking about meat. What should I do? 734 01:00:17,958 --> 01:00:21,656 Make sure the Butcher gets the ravioli. I'm sending guys in, got it? 735 01:00:22,208 --> 01:00:24,911 And watch him, watch him. Keep the camera pointed at him. 736 01:00:25,333 --> 01:00:27,704 Keep the camera pointed at him! 737 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,873 Guys - let's go! 738 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,705 Hurry up cursed man... 739 01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:53,493 Legs got away. Block off the courtyard. 740 01:01:53,708 --> 01:01:55,250 Motherfucker. 741 01:02:34,833 --> 01:02:35,580 Stop! 742 01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:38,576 I'm telling you to stop! 743 01:03:01,917 --> 01:03:05,034 Jesus, what kind of people are these, what kind of country is this... 744 01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:07,991 My last refugee and even he gets knocked off... 745 01:03:10,458 --> 01:03:14,370 RED 746 01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:25,199 So that's it for this show - thank you for watching. 747 01:03:25,333 --> 01:03:27,372 Have a nice evening with our channel. 748 01:03:28,917 --> 01:03:31,869 Well now, thank you, thank you... 749 01:03:33,792 --> 01:03:37,123 - Yeah, hello. - Gintaras, we have problems, big problems. 750 01:03:37,750 --> 01:03:39,872 - My pleasure... - What fucking pleasure? 751 01:03:40,792 --> 01:03:43,625 - Bye. - Gintaras, Eimantas is screwed. 752 01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:46,992 And it turns out Saulius is a motherfucking vet. I don't know what to do. 753 01:03:47,250 --> 01:03:50,581 Listen, bring the money when you come because Vova's totally pissed. 754 01:04:00,042 --> 01:04:04,783 You... Where did you come from... 755 01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,415 What a fucking day... 756 01:04:07,708 --> 01:04:10,032 What? What's wrong? 757 01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,326 Fucking bitch... 758 01:04:13,625 --> 01:04:14,905 What happened to you? 759 01:04:15,042 --> 01:04:16,370 It's an infection. 760 01:04:18,542 --> 01:04:21,659 - Give me the beef. - What do you mean? I already gave it. 761 01:04:24,167 --> 01:04:25,577 Who the fuck did you give it to? 762 01:04:26,167 --> 01:04:27,708 Legs came and took it. 763 01:04:28,125 --> 01:04:29,453 What fucking legs? 764 01:04:29,875 --> 01:04:32,199 What do I know - you said that Legs was going to come, 765 01:04:32,417 --> 01:04:34,492 so some gypsy came and said that he's Legs and... 766 01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:36,747 ...that he has to take his honorarium. 767 01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:40,579 - Have you lost your fucking mind? - No - seriously. 768 01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:43,328 A gypsy? 769 01:04:43,708 --> 01:04:46,992 Well, he came over, took it and ran. 770 01:04:47,792 --> 01:04:49,700 He fucking ran? 771 01:04:53,375 --> 01:04:54,655 He fucking ran... 772 01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:58,159 Fuck a duck! 773 01:05:07,042 --> 01:05:10,325 Eimantas, hold on, everything's going to be alright - I promise. 774 01:05:10,708 --> 01:05:14,289 We'll get help... we'll get help. We'll find it and sew it back on. 775 01:05:15,458 --> 01:05:17,415 Motherfucker, where is that organ? 776 01:05:35,708 --> 01:05:37,830 Linas, I'm fucking telling you. 777 01:05:38,958 --> 01:05:41,246 That fucking dick is in her stomach. 778 01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:43,575 Come on - she couldn't have, she's a vegan. 779 01:05:43,833 --> 01:05:44,580 Eimantas... 780 01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:53,746 - Oh, your euros are here. 781 01:06:11,833 --> 01:06:14,868 - Where is he? - Upstairs. Did you bring the cash? 782 01:06:15,167 --> 01:06:16,329 Fucking gypsy... 783 01:06:16,583 --> 01:06:17,864 What gypsy? 784 01:06:18,583 --> 01:06:21,582 - What kind of dick are you looking for here? - Eimantas'. 785 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:29,330 How is he? 786 01:06:29,792 --> 01:06:32,411 Gintaras, it's really bad. Just look - he's bleeding bad. 787 01:06:32,542 --> 01:06:34,000 I can't stop it. 788 01:06:34,292 --> 01:06:36,283 Drugs, goddammit, do you have any drugs? 789 01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:38,292 Drugs aren't going to help. 790 01:06:38,792 --> 01:06:39,823 He has painkillers. 791 01:06:41,042 --> 01:06:44,041 They're animal painkillers - they're for pigs! 792 01:06:46,417 --> 01:06:47,792 No way, come on. 793 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,974 Saulius, we have to fucking bring him back to life. 794 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,708 We have to get him out of here and give him to surgeons, and fast! 795 01:06:53,042 --> 01:06:56,041 He has to tell the TV that he's alive and well, 796 01:06:56,167 --> 01:06:58,641 and that he has the fucking evidence. How is he going to do that? 797 01:06:58,667 --> 01:07:00,409 I don't know how he's going to do it! 798 01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:04,827 But if we don't take him right now, he's never going to be on TV again. 799 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:10,118 Jesus... fuck! 800 01:07:31,083 --> 01:07:34,283 The elections are this fucking weekend - if we take him now, 801 01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:36,207 then tomorrow everyone will scream, 802 01:07:36,458 --> 01:07:38,995 that the party chairman - the future prime minister - 803 01:07:39,167 --> 01:07:42,664 is lying in a hospital ward with his own dick in his hand! 804 01:07:42,792 --> 01:07:43,833 What am I supposed to do? 805 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,785 Give him all the fucking drugs you have! 806 01:07:49,167 --> 01:07:51,491 Hey, where's my ten grand? 807 01:07:53,958 --> 01:07:55,831 Who the fuck is this? 808 01:08:11,292 --> 01:08:12,205 It's you... 809 01:08:27,292 --> 01:08:31,618 Where's my ten grand for this goddamn bullshit? 810 01:08:32,042 --> 01:08:33,286 Hold on, hold on... 811 01:08:35,833 --> 01:08:37,706 Linas, what the fuck is this? 812 01:08:37,833 --> 01:08:40,453 Hey! Have you lost your fucking mind? 813 01:08:40,667 --> 01:08:43,286 Ten fucking grand for this asshole? 814 01:08:43,458 --> 01:08:45,533 Fuck - hello, hello! 815 01:08:45,875 --> 01:08:48,708 If you don't like it, it's fucking free at the police station. 816 01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:52,542 What, was I supposed to take him straight to the fucking TV station? 817 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,198 Is he going to come to? 818 01:09:02,417 --> 01:09:05,167 He's going to fucking croak... I'm telling you, he's fallen asleep. 819 01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:07,579 - How do we bring him around? - Fuck bringing him around! 820 01:09:07,667 --> 01:09:11,167 Let him fucking be, he's barely alive. And believe me, you have to call an ambulance! 821 01:09:19,417 --> 01:09:21,557 Goddammit, I'm telling you, Saulius, we have to bring him around. 822 01:09:21,583 --> 01:09:25,032 - Do whatever you want - give him some fucking drugs. - I don't have anything! 823 01:09:25,208 --> 01:09:28,741 This... is a biological stimulant to fertilize animals - it's not going to help. 824 01:09:28,917 --> 01:09:31,489 It'll help! It'll fucking help! 825 01:09:32,667 --> 01:09:33,580 Motherfucker... 826 01:09:34,417 --> 01:09:37,332 Gintaras, come over here! The broads are having it out! 827 01:09:38,667 --> 01:09:40,326 Gintaras, you see that? 828 01:09:40,458 --> 01:09:43,244 Motherfucker... Saulius, come on! 829 01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:14,658 Where's the fucking flash drive? 830 01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:19,742 Where's the video? 831 01:10:29,708 --> 01:10:31,534 Saulius, keep your eye on her. 832 01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:33,413 Get the flag. 833 01:10:33,625 --> 01:10:34,242 What for? 834 01:10:34,375 --> 01:10:36,283 Get the fucking flag, Linas! 835 01:10:36,708 --> 01:10:38,747 Redhead, you're coming with me. Now. 836 01:10:43,208 --> 01:10:45,994 Come on, come on, goddammit, faster. Get him up, get him up. 837 01:10:46,125 --> 01:10:47,458 Careful, careful - he's in pain! 838 01:10:47,625 --> 01:10:50,375 What fucking pain? Hold his fucking head! 839 01:10:50,750 --> 01:10:54,366 Just a second, just a second... oh, you little fucking shit... 840 01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:57,286 Eimantas! Come on, snort! 841 01:10:57,542 --> 01:10:58,242 Snort it! 842 01:10:58,458 --> 01:10:59,869 Come on, do it for the party! 843 01:11:00,083 --> 01:11:01,281 Snort, Eimantas! 844 01:11:01,583 --> 01:11:04,155 For the prime minister - snort! That's the fucking way. 845 01:11:04,417 --> 01:11:05,199 Did you snort it? 846 01:11:05,667 --> 01:11:07,417 Right, now where's the fucking stimulator? 847 01:11:09,167 --> 01:11:09,582 Gintaras? 848 01:11:09,667 --> 01:11:13,827 Come on, hang the flag and get Eimantas ready. Eimantas, we're about to record. 849 01:11:14,875 --> 01:11:18,000 - Gintaras, where? Where should I hang it? - Behind him - there on the wall. 850 01:11:19,958 --> 01:11:22,578 Goddammit, Linas, what kind of fucking flag is that? 851 01:11:22,833 --> 01:11:26,663 It's left over from the campaign - it was a gift from the gays in Priekule. 852 01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:29,500 Fucking... whatever - hang it the fuck up. 853 01:11:31,375 --> 01:11:35,073 Hey... you're not hanging fucking anything here. 854 01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:40,700 I've got some asshole without a dick lying here in my garage, 855 01:11:40,958 --> 01:11:43,993 some fucking bitch half covered in blood, 856 01:11:45,167 --> 01:11:49,742 some goddamn vet... and now you want to hang a flag too? 857 01:11:50,083 --> 01:11:51,791 Where's my dough? 858 01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:55,724 - Come on, let's talk about this tomorrow! - Come on, let's talk about this now! 859 01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:58,240 This isn't some election - this is my fucking garage. 860 01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:04,407 Are you fucking missing something? You'll get your fucking dough! 861 01:12:04,750 --> 01:12:06,625 Tomorrow - and you'll get as much as you want! 862 01:12:06,917 --> 01:12:10,034 He's a politician with a lot of fucking pull... 863 01:12:10,250 --> 01:12:12,041 We're the authorities! 864 01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:15,121 You're not the fucking authorities to me! 865 01:12:15,917 --> 01:12:18,157 He's not an authority to me! 866 01:12:18,917 --> 01:12:23,824 And in general - no one is an authority to me in my own garage! 867 01:12:24,083 --> 01:12:25,198 Got it? 868 01:12:28,875 --> 01:12:29,906 Fuck! 869 01:12:30,708 --> 01:12:33,494 Sh, sh, sh... easy... 870 01:12:42,167 --> 01:12:44,407 Look, it's yours - 871 01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:47,916 that white car is fucking yours. 872 01:12:50,458 --> 01:12:51,621 Alright? 873 01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:59,830 ...We are committed to increasing pensions... 874 01:13:25,333 --> 01:13:29,198 We are committed to match nontaxable income to minimum wage. 875 01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:33,577 Families with children won't pay income tax... 876 01:13:35,250 --> 01:13:38,833 Come on, come on, go for it, Eimantas - about priorities, about corruption - go for it. 877 01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:42,906 We're for an efficient and competitive economy, 878 01:13:43,292 --> 01:13:47,997 an open-minded and responsible, educated and tolerant society, 879 01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:51,907 that makes money, and a Lithuania that works. 880 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:58,333 We have undeniable evidence, that corrupt... 881 01:13:58,625 --> 01:13:59,833 Come on, come on, keep going! 882 01:13:59,917 --> 01:14:01,197 ...that corrupt... 883 01:14:20,458 --> 01:14:24,832 That's it, everyone get the fuck out of here! 884 01:14:25,250 --> 01:14:28,035 Let's go - get moving! Go the fuck downstairs! 885 01:14:28,458 --> 01:14:29,952 You stand here! 886 01:14:30,292 --> 01:14:33,872 Both of you over here. Get a fucking move on it! 887 01:14:59,375 --> 01:15:04,282 For a country where you want to live! 888 01:16:38,250 --> 01:16:40,041 Fuck... 889 01:17:13,250 --> 01:17:14,874 Radio station M-1. 890 01:17:15,958 --> 01:17:22,288 More than 3000 policemen are looking for scandalous singer Egidijus Dragūnas SEL'as. 891 01:17:22,417 --> 01:17:27,891 Yesterday late night he was arrested and handcuffed in the center of capital, because of showing obscene gestures in the public place. 892 01:17:27,917 --> 01:17:34,448 He've found the automatic Kalashnikov rifle AK 47 in the police car after he was seated in there. 893 01:17:34,625 --> 01:17:40,291 As the deputy of Ministry of Internal Affairs says: officers were threatened with the gun and cursed by famous singer... 894 01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:46,788 Oh, and before I forget... 895 01:17:49,125 --> 01:17:51,033 I have to give back... 896 01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:53,616 ...something that belongs to you. 897 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:01,745 I don't like to hold on to other people's things. 898 01:18:07,333 --> 01:18:09,740 Here, here... 899 01:18:10,917 --> 01:18:14,449 Greed is like a small child... 900 01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:16,785 Isn't it? 901 01:18:18,208 --> 01:18:21,871 The sooner it's circumcised, the fewer the tears. 902 01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:27,744 Take it, you know it so well, after all. 903 01:18:28,417 --> 01:18:29,958 Go ahead... 904 01:18:30,417 --> 01:18:31,910 Take it, take it. 905 01:18:35,292 --> 01:18:36,869 After circumcision... 906 01:18:38,375 --> 01:18:41,244 ...the little boy's parents always make pilaf. 907 01:18:42,875 --> 01:18:47,866 The foreskin is mixed in with rice, lamb, turmeric and cardamom. 908 01:18:48,667 --> 01:18:51,915 And then the pilaf is served to the guests to taste. 909 01:18:53,958 --> 01:18:59,659 And the one who finds the foreskin is his plate is considered lucky. 910 01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:02,957 He has to eat it... 911 01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:10,283 ...give thanks and become a member of the family. 912 01:19:35,542 --> 01:19:36,621 Just in time. 913 01:19:38,833 --> 01:19:40,908 They're already waiting for us... 914 01:19:43,167 --> 01:19:46,664 Well, go ahead. Go ahead. 915 01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:59,448 Do you know how long a pig's orgasm lasts? (OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF LITHUANIA) 916 01:20:03,708 --> 01:20:04,906 In today's news: 917 01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:09,292 the last refugee who hasn't fled Lithuania yet fled last night. 918 01:20:09,833 --> 01:20:15,285 Tonight we'll find out who is going to represent Lithuania at the Eurovision Song Contest. 919 01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:17,456 And the biggest news is that Gintaras Rudokas, 920 01:20:17,625 --> 01:20:20,659 who took over the opposition after party leader Eimantas Bialobžeskis 921 01:20:20,792 --> 01:20:22,665 unexpectedly passed away last night, 922 01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:28,036 has signed an agreement on a rainbow coalition with the ruling LPP. 923 01:20:28,333 --> 01:20:31,891 This is the first time in Lithuanian history when all of the country's political parties 924 01:20:31,917 --> 01:20:34,241 have decided to work together for the good of the state. 925 01:20:34,583 --> 01:20:37,915 An educated and competent, dignified and safe, 926 01:20:38,125 --> 01:20:41,077 responsible and open-minded Lithuanian society, 927 01:20:41,583 --> 01:20:43,658 and a Lithuania that works and makes money. 928 01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:50,119 Ultimately, a country where we - and you - want to live. 75397

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