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Based on real facts and events
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Dedicated to future generations
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We are genuinely committed to match
nontaxable income to minimum wage;
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families with children will pay
lower income taxes;
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our priorities are a competitive
and efficient Lithuanian economy,
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an educated, dignified and safe, responsible
and open-minded Lithuanian society,
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and a Lithuania that works and makes money.
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A country where
we - and you - want to live.
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I personally...
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Fuck.
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Eima... there's news...
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Just a minute, baby...
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We'll get back to spiritual stuff -
take a break.
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Well?
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They sent the ratings.
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And?
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Look for yourself.
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Motherfucker...
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LPP is in first.
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Fuck that!
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Did those rating bitches
get something from us?
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- Well they say they're objective...
- Fucking what???
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Easy, now... you won in Varena,
Naujoji Akmene and Trakai.
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I don't give a shit about
fucking Trakai, goddammit...
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Eighteen percent down,
with four days until the fucking election,
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and they send me this bullshit!
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- The ratings are public, they've already been published.
- Fuck that, got it?
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We still have airtime with Redhead, got it?
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That's the thing, we don't anymore.
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They called from Redhead's -
there isn't going to be any airtime.
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Fucking bitch... that Redhead...
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- So how much more does she want?
- How do I know?
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In any case,
we don't have anything to give.
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How about Beef, did he pay?
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Beef paid, but we already spend it - it was
hardly enough for the votes in Trakai.
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Fuck Trakai, fuck Trakai...
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Redhead, she definitely saw the ratings -
that's why she ditched us.
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Fucking Redhead...
Redhead, Redhead, Redhead...
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she's still going to blow me, you'll see...
Fucking Redhead...
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Did you know that she's a vegan?
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What fucking difference does it make?
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My wife's a vegan
so she won't suck your dick.
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So you're saying your wife never...?
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Jesus Christ, you poor man...
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She's a conservative,
and vegans have their beliefs.
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They even have their fucking beliefs...
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They say Redhead has never blown anyone.
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What about her husband?
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What fucking husband? He's a fucking
queer - he's a social democrat.
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They're only together for show.
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For a country
where you fucking want to live.
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Hello.
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I'd like to speak with Eimantas.
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- What about?
- It's personal, this isn't the press.
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I'm afraid I can't help -
he's in a meeting with...
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...voters right now.
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Listen, I have what he needs,
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especially now when there are
four days left until the election.
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So give him to me, because
there's not going to be a second call.
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Some broad.
Says she has what you really need.
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And... how does everyone know
so well what I really need?
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I saw the news.
It has to do with your ratings.
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Go on...
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Fucking good chances for the elections.
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Who are you?
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Look, we have to get
a new report ready for tonight.
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But airtime has already been booked,
for those...
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There's not going to be any airtime -
have you seen their ratings?
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- So let them know and tell them to fuck off, OK?
- Got it.
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And now get some
material together about officers
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who've received a state award
from the president.
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- Got it?
- OK, got it, I'm on it.
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YELLOW
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OFFICE OF THE PROSECUTOR GENERAL
OF THE REPUBLIC OF LITHUANIA
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Thank you, dear colleagues, thank you.
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I want to thank you not only
for your words of congratulation,
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but also for your professional support.
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Without you, I definitely
wouldn't be holding this right now.
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I'm so proud that...
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that I have people whose trust,
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commitment and cooperation let me realize
that I am not just...
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not just of service to the country,
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but most importantly - to its people.
Thank you so much.
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Thank you, Rima.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Cheers.
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Thank you.
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No problem.
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I can give you some aspirin.
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Fuck, I feel awful...
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Did you buy it?
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Yeah, I got it.
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- Here, this should be OK.
- Thank you...
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You got a ton of congratulations,
a ton of mail...
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...the Minister of the Internal Affairs...
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...sent a personal greeting...
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...and People magazine
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wants an interview and asked
about a photoshoot.
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Good morning.
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I'm very sorry, but the prosecutor
is very busy right now.
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Forgive me for just showing up like this,
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but I really wanted to congratulate her,
together with the president.
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Thank you very much.
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- I can give this to her.
- No!
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Just a minute, just one minute.
It's such a special occasion.
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Nothing for the record, I promise...
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Just heartfelt congratulations from
our editors and all of the journalists...
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The editor-in-chief from the news.
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Good morning! This is for you.
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Thank you.
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Well, since I can see that this meeting
has nothing to do with my job...
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Honorable prosecutor, please accept
our most sincere congratulations...
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We are so proud of you.
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And I'm sure that your work and your
accomplishments will continue to be recognized.
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It's too bad that we just have a minute,
so I'll make this quick.
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A phone?
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Take it.
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Take it, honorable prosecutor.
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We'll save time that way, which is
something you never have enough of.
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Violeta, give us a minute, please.
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That's impossible.
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In our case everything is possible.
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Otherwise...
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it means that you're ready
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for your free time to be discussed
on the morning news.
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Although I'm sure that a prosecutor
who has received an award
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from the president will come up
with some sincere excuses.
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Well, I hope that tomorrow morning
won't ruin your mood.
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How much?
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Fifty...
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by tonight, latest.
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You're bluffing;
I don't have that kind of money right now.
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I'm sorry, but you think this
looks like a fucking bluff?
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Fifty, and you go on with your life
and we go on with our work.
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Stop, stop, stop!
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Fuck!
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Stop! Jesus Christ!
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Medic! Get me a medic!
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That outfit is too tight. Juozas!
Where's the designer? Juozas!!
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What are you screaming about?
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Nobody told me that he's going to crush
those watermelons with his head.
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What difference does it make to you
what he crushes them with?
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- Look, just look, his costume is too tight...
- So what if it's tight?
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Where are the costumes??
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Here's your costumes - there wasn't
enough money, that's all there is.
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Jesus Christ, so what are we going
to show them?
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Where are my horns?
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The horns are on the way.
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We'll continue without the horns.
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There's only one watermelon left.
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One??
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They thought they were for breakfast.
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What's going on here??
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I'm an artist -
how am I supposed to do my art?
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Vytenis, let's take a smoke break - I'm so
sick of this, I really need some air...
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- Wait, you!
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How's the dancer?
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- They say they have to take him to the hospital.
- What?
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No, no, no, hold on...
Are you going to be long with him?
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I need to continue with the rehearsal.
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I'm afraid we're taking him to the hospital. He
has a headache - he might have a concussion.
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Wait, you have to understand... This is
our Eurovision solidarity concept...
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Do you understand?
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He's the only refugee from Syria we have,
there's no more like him, understand?
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Please...
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I'm telling you - it could be serious.
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Here's the contract.
And they asked if pumpkins are OK.
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- What fucking pumpkins!?
- From the supermarket.
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They called and said
they're out of watermelon.
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Vytenis, I need to take a piss -
can I go to the bathroom?
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Excuse me...
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Your horns are here.
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- Ohhh, fuck!
- Did you do this?
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What are you doing, goddammit?
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Vytenis, did you do this?
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Do what, Rima?
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Vytenis, goddammit...
you think this is a joke?
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What fucking joke, I don't know
what you're talking about, Rima. Listen...
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They fucking set me up,
they even took pictures!
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What pictures?
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Vytenis, goddammit, you told me it was
safe there, that it was your spot.
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You got me into that shit yourself
and then split!!
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Oh, wait a minute now, Rima.
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That was your celebration,
you asked me yourself to help organize it.
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Good people go there.
Rima, you're a good person. I helped you...
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Well now I'm going to help...
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I'm going to help so much that
your hemorrhoid is going to come back.
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And you can conduct your parade of faggots
for me from your cell.
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Hold on... Now how was I supposed to know?
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I even left my fucking bra there...
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- And she wants fifty grand.
- What??
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So now - I'm giving you an hour.
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Rima, fuck...
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Otherwise I'm going to get
everything I can on you.
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You're going to rot in the slammer,
bitch, I'm telling you.
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Rima, now calm down...
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Where am I supposed to get
that kind of dough - I'm an artist...
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I have fucking Eurovision...
Fuck... It's live...
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Rima, Rima, wait...
The only refugee around and he's out...
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There's twenty million refugees
in Europe and here...
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There's fucking one, and he's fucked...
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Fifty...
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Hello?
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Listen, give me some more time.
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Oh, it's the prosecutor awarded
for merits to the country. How nice.
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Listen, I just don't know
where to get it that fast.
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I just don't have anywhere
to get that much from.
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That's a very, very bad habit
to change the conditions.
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Well, give it some thought - maybe the
Office of the President will help.
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There's still time.
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Have a nice day, honorable prosecutor.
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On the home straight
of the parliamentary elections,
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it turns out the ruling party has a chance
of staying in power for one more term.
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The newest public opinion poll shows that
with just four days left before the election,
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the opposition DGF Party has lost its advantage,
putting the ruling LPP into the lead.
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According to experts,
voters were not convinced
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by the opposition's policy of change and
promises of a fight against corruption.
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DGF only managed to hold on to voter sympathy
in Naujoji Akmene, Varena and Trakai.
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I'd like to speak with Eimantas.
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What about?
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It's personal, this isn't the press.
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The minister and his clown... and so?
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...then we're good to go.
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These are our calculations...
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Is it OK?
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Got it.
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Got it.
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Think yourself...
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Prime minister...?
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Goddamn it...
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What?
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I fucked Lithuania...
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And how much is that thing
we really need going to cost?
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When?
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Tonight, and I need to fucking know
if I'm going to get it now,
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otherwise I'm giving it to someone else.
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A scandal in the parliament.
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During a plenary session,
the leader of the opposition
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openly accused the ruling parties of developing
an unprecedented network of corruption.
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The opposition leader has threatened
to reveal, later today, shocking facts
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about plundering of state funds
at the governmental level.
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A sensation that could fundamentally change the
outcome of the upcoming parliamentary election.
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Opposition leaders claim to have
real evidence of fraud worth millions
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carried out by the ruling parties in state
enterprises subordinate to the government.
246
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:07,909
I think it's good that people are talking
about stuff like that, that there's dialogue.
247
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:10,699
That's right, that's very good...
248
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:15,208
I don't really care what's going on there,
but corruption is bad.
249
00:22:16,042 --> 00:22:17,701
Thieves, communists and faggots.
250
00:22:18,167 --> 00:22:21,367
Because those crooks are just busy
with their corruption,
251
00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:24,415
but how about milk -
how much does milk cost?
252
00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:27,375
Lithuania will be free -
that's all I can say.
253
00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:28,123
Andrelis!
254
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:34,077
They ask me, the opposition, a leader,
a step or not a step...
255
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,826
I tell them it's the will of God.
256
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,042
Excuse me, but what do you think about the step
the leader of the opposition party took today?
257
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:43,454
I don't have an opinion.
I'm waiting for Eurovision!
258
00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:49,157
Eimantas, you publicly accused
the government of corrupt ties.
259
00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,159
Believe me, I have solid grounds for that.
260
00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:53,583
But you didn't present any proof
or give a single name.
261
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:59,535
I want to repeat that we have video footage
and are ready to name
262
00:22:59,792 --> 00:23:04,118
specific people, specific amounts
and specific state enterprises
263
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,036
that they have been stealing from
for four years.
264
00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:08,875
But Eimantas, this is a scandal, so when?
265
00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:11,448
As usual, it's you, the journalists,
who make the scandal.
266
00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:16,574
I just want to keep society informed and protect
it and our country from corrupt leaders.
267
00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,493
Did he promise it to anyone?
268
00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:24,746
Nobody knows yet.
269
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,206
So what are you waiting for?
270
00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:29,993
We need this broadcast.
271
00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:31,665
Book it.
272
00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:35,875
GOVERNMENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF LITHUANIA
273
00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:47,698
Right before the elections,
right before the elections.
274
00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:49,417
Where the fuck did they get it from?
275
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,167
It's a bluff - they don't have anything.
276
00:23:51,417 --> 00:23:52,282
Bluff, my ass...
277
00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:55,493
They wouldn't risk it - those
motherfuckers would have done it earlier.
278
00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:59,157
Maybe someone opened their mouth
and made a stink.
279
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:03,289
Where the fuck did they
get the footage from?
280
00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:04,910
The Prosecutor's Office?
281
00:24:05,417 --> 00:24:06,164
Goddammit...
282
00:24:06,292 --> 00:24:10,156
You gave me your word that those crooked
windows don't have anything and never will.
283
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:16,249
Go see Ravioli and tickle his balls.
284
00:24:17,167 --> 00:24:18,246
I'll tickle them.
285
00:24:22,542 --> 00:24:23,573
Hello?
286
00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:28,124
Hello, Eimantas, this is Erika,
the editor from the news.
287
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:29,750
Yes, Erika, nice to hear from you.
288
00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:32,909
The information you have about
the government corruption scandal -
289
00:24:33,042 --> 00:24:39,075
we'd like to propose doing
a live exclusive on our channel.
290
00:24:39,292 --> 00:24:42,907
Well, as far as I've heard,
the broadcast is canceled today.
291
00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:48,450
Oh, I'm sorry, but that was actually the mistake
of the Broadcast Programming Department
292
00:24:48,583 --> 00:24:52,365
and I really, really apologize and
am very sorry that happened,
293
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:57,451
but you know very well yourself
that our channel is the most watched,
294
00:24:57,625 --> 00:25:00,908
the biggest, the most objective
and the most interesting,
295
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:08,206
and believe me, Eimantas -
our offer will definitely be the best.
296
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,869
Sounds good.
297
00:25:12,167 --> 00:25:15,367
Does that mean we can announce
your broadcast this evening?
298
00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:20,200
OK, we'll discuss the details tonight,
come to the parliament.
299
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:28,242
Today the leader of the opposition set off a
scandal tantamount to a nuclear explosion.
300
00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:34,207
The opposition has announced that it has clear evidence
of unprecedented corruption in the government.
301
00:25:34,542 --> 00:25:39,958
During our live broadcast, the opposition
will present all of the material that it has.
302
00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:43,326
Special, live coverage coming up shortly.
303
00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:57,365
They called from Pabrade -
they found a new refugee.
304
00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:59,035
Oh... There is a God...
305
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,288
But he's not from Syria.
306
00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:01,917
Who cares... Get him over here.
307
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:05,373
But there are... conditions.
What kind?
308
00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:06,283
Eight.
309
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:09,748
Hundred? Does he fucking know
what minimum wage is here?
310
00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:16,247
Well he's some sort of star...
He was in some elephant project.
311
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:22,453
Fuck, what kind of day is this...
Can we pay that much?
312
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:27,197
We still haven't paid the one
they took away.
313
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:33,330
Excellent... we'll pay this one.
314
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:37,831
Time for a lunch break -
have to take off for an hour or so.
315
00:26:38,958 --> 00:26:41,874
I've already supported you as much
as I could, guys - two times...
316
00:26:43,125 --> 00:26:45,247
Well, I could help out more,
317
00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:47,875
but there's only four days
before the election...
318
00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:50,832
You didn't hear us - we need cash. Today.
319
00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:51,955
Today?
320
00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:54,329
And cash?
321
00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,161
You can declare is as a loan.
322
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,667
- You can take it out of the register.
- And lend it to us.
323
00:26:58,708 --> 00:27:01,079
- You'll get your veterinary license.
- Or you won't.
324
00:27:01,292 --> 00:27:03,746
And you can keep freezing
your beef in peace.
325
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,791
Or dream about intestinal bacteria.
326
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,703
- A hundred grand in cash.
- Now, all of it.
327
00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:10,375
You loan it to us and we're happy.
328
00:27:10,542 --> 00:27:12,682
- And your ravioli can stay delicious.
- Fucking get it?
329
00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:13,290
Goddammit.
330
00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:14,538
Stop, stop, stop...
331
00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:16,499
Stop, guys, stop...
332
00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:19,875
I fucking...
have to think about it, seriously.
333
00:27:20,042 --> 00:27:21,833
Well think faster, because there's no time.
334
00:27:21,958 --> 00:27:25,372
Gintas, but... it's not ravioli season.
335
00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:27,244
Frozen beef isn't popular at all.
336
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,408
It doesn't pay for me to pay someone...
337
00:27:29,542 --> 00:27:31,249
Not someone, goddammit - the Butcher.
338
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:35,625
- What, you don't fucking understand that there's the elections?
- I understand, I understand...
339
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,954
But that Butcher might not make it...
I saw the party's ratings and well...
340
00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:42,542
...nothing is going to help him.
341
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,500
- You seriously want a fucking inspection?
- No, no, I don't.
342
00:27:45,542 --> 00:27:46,667
- You do, you do.
- I don't.
343
00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:47,954
I can see that you do.
344
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,874
Well, I want to help you...
345
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:51,913
Fuck...
346
00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:54,706
Well, I can...
347
00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:58,250
...pay in ravioli.
348
00:27:58,833 --> 00:27:59,354
What?
349
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:01,697
I mean, in products:
350
00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:03,913
I can pay in ravioli,
351
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,698
dumplings,
352
00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:08,041
frozen dinners...
353
00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:11,365
I mean, lend...
354
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,207
Ravioli, goddammit...
355
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,781
Tomorrow all of your fucking ravioli
are going to goddamn fly!
356
00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:06,655
You fucking got it?
357
00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:10,913
A hundred and six grand.
358
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,786
In cash.
359
00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,538
What are the six for?
360
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,957
For prevention!
361
00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:22,163
I'll let you know where
and when in an hour.
362
00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:27,874
The cockroach...
363
00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:29,204
Fuck!
364
00:31:30,417 --> 00:31:33,617
...can survive fifteen days without a head,
365
00:31:34,542 --> 00:31:37,742
and then just dies... of starvation.
366
00:31:38,833 --> 00:31:40,078
Excuse me?
367
00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:46,286
The pig...
368
00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:48,618
is the only animal...
369
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:53,952
that has an orgasm that lasts...
thirty minutes.
370
00:31:55,042 --> 00:31:57,080
Is there something you wanted?
371
00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:58,917
Half an hour.
372
00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:02,998
Listen, why the show?
And what do those pigs have to do with it?
373
00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:04,872
Kinza.
374
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:05,949
What?
375
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:09,705
Why do they ruin pork with fucking kinza.
376
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:10,542
I don't know.
377
00:32:12,042 --> 00:32:13,784
When's the meeting with the Butcher?
378
00:32:13,958 --> 00:32:15,831
I... I don't know what
you're talking about.
379
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,833
About the intestinal bacteria
in your brain.
380
00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:21,832
I... I don't understand... I don't know...
381
00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:23,582
Go on, go on...
382
00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:27,575
Livestock inseminators are definitely
not going to help you.
383
00:32:27,917 --> 00:32:32,243
Listen, they're pressing me
for a hundred and six grand, but...
384
00:32:32,667 --> 00:32:34,540
I don't have that much money right now.
385
00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:39,375
You'll meet and give all the money
directly to him.
386
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,950
But he doesn't come himself -
he sends Legs...
387
00:32:43,833 --> 00:32:46,288
I don't know, I can't guarantee it...
388
00:32:46,875 --> 00:32:51,368
No, no...
I happen to need a guarantee here.
389
00:32:52,292 --> 00:32:57,827
And they say they look
a lot like a person...
390
00:32:58,292 --> 00:32:58,956
What?
391
00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:22,208
GREEN
392
00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,369
Hi, Gintas.
393
00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:24,080
I guarantee you have some good news for me.
394
00:34:24,542 --> 00:34:26,782
Yes, yes, everything is very good.
395
00:34:26,958 --> 00:34:31,083
It's never very good in this country.
Come to the national TV studio. Now.
396
00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:35,749
OK, and I'll bring you
a hundred and six thousand.
397
00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:42,583
What the fuck are you talking about? Is there
something fucking wrong with your head?
398
00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:46,366
No, right, right...
sorry, Gintas, I just...
399
00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:50,033
want to give it to the Butcher...
and I want...
400
00:34:50,167 --> 00:34:52,917
I want to make sure everything is OK.
401
00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:54,208
He'll get everything...
402
00:34:54,292 --> 00:34:57,099
The Butcher is going to be at the studio,
and Legs will meet you there.
403
00:34:57,125 --> 00:35:00,077
- And who would Legs be?
- What fucking difference is it to you?
404
00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:03,326
- None at all...
- You have half an hour. And don't be late.
405
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,291
God fucking dammit.
406
00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:16,493
Who the fuck is Legs?
407
00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:19,583
I don't know - you heard it for yourself.
408
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,992
We have to find out...
409
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:27,117
- Take this and call him.
- Jesus Christ, they send someone different every time.
410
00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:32,042
If I ask now, he'll get suspicious and next time
it's going to be me instead of the freezer.
411
00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:48,827
Your bonus is on the way,
it'll be here in half an hour.
412
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,785
When I get my bonus you'll get yours.
413
00:35:52,042 --> 00:35:55,788
It's almost airtime -
I need to give them the tape.
414
00:35:56,042 --> 00:35:59,823
Talking about your head and judging from that
fact that the meeting is taking place on TV,
415
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,199
I'd say it's not only ratings
you're fucked with...
416
00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:08,705
I have an intimate question to ask you...
Save it for your bitch, alright?
417
00:36:10,917 --> 00:36:16,120
How bad do you have to shit yourself for the
president to give you a national award?
418
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:23,247
Hello.
419
00:36:23,417 --> 00:36:25,207
Honorable prosecutor,
420
00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:29,864
I just wanted to say that I have
some convincingly nice material,
421
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,532
about officers devoted to the state,
right on my desk.
422
00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:35,624
I... I almost have it.
423
00:36:36,208 --> 00:36:36,955
Almost...
424
00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:40,161
"Almost" is for the maternity ward.
425
00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:41,994
OK, I have it.
426
00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:46,244
See you soon, honorable prosecutor.
427
00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:57,740
Good evening, Eimantas.
428
00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:02,830
Is there something wrong?
429
00:37:04,292 --> 00:37:05,750
Thanks...
430
00:37:06,875 --> 00:37:08,369
Thank you...
431
00:37:08,792 --> 00:37:10,036
Thanks!
432
00:37:13,125 --> 00:37:14,240
For what?
433
00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:18,289
You can't even imagine...
434
00:37:19,708 --> 00:37:22,873
...how the entire nation,
all of the people,
435
00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:25,621
and of course - the authorities -
are grateful to you.
436
00:37:26,667 --> 00:37:28,244
You wouldn't believe it.
437
00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:30,991
And not only do I feel -
I know it as a fact -
438
00:37:31,792 --> 00:37:36,497
that the democratic principles
of society...
439
00:37:37,833 --> 00:37:41,282
...that our state enjoys today are
the fruits of the labor of the press.
440
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:48,582
Thanks to you,
we are proud, happy and free.
441
00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:53,078
Thanks to the people
who fight corruption every day...
442
00:37:54,333 --> 00:37:56,539
...without sparing themselves.
443
00:37:57,792 --> 00:37:59,202
Thank you very, very much.
444
00:37:59,417 --> 00:38:02,167
What fucking thank you -
I'm practicing my lines!
445
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,743
How much can you offer?
446
00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:09,157
I thought we could agree.
How much are we offering, goddammit?
447
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:11,415
Ten.
448
00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:16,333
You hear that, Linas?
449
00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:18,332
She says ten.
450
00:38:19,125 --> 00:38:21,081
Add a zero.
451
00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:23,625
- Two.
- Nine.
452
00:38:24,417 --> 00:38:25,827
- Three.
- Eight.
453
00:38:27,042 --> 00:38:30,124
- OK, four.
- OK, seven.
454
00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:36,573
- Five.
- I said seven.
455
00:38:39,042 --> 00:38:41,792
But this is a live broadcast.
456
00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:46,413
It's already being advertised, the prime
minister himself is going to be there.
457
00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:49,370
Well...
I'm definitely not going to be in debt.
458
00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:52,660
You won't regret it, Eimantas.
459
00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:57,405
But there's one condition.
460
00:38:57,667 --> 00:38:58,283
Yes?
461
00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:03,621
Rumor has it that you're...
462
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:05,371
a vegan...
463
00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:39,365
Vytenis, Vytenis... Vytenis.
464
00:39:39,542 --> 00:39:40,621
What?
465
00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:42,411
The refugee.
466
00:39:48,792 --> 00:39:50,333
Vytenis - Papu.
467
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:51,625
Nice to meet you - Vytenis.
468
00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:55,453
Elephants.
469
00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:04,244
He asked where his money is.
470
00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:13,998
Can you smash a watermelon with your head?
471
00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:30,666
Quickly pay me the money! Where is
my allowance, cursed Christians!
472
00:40:30,917 --> 00:40:34,911
Revenge of the heavens and the hell
on this earth is awaiting for you!
473
00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:38,574
Where is my honorarium, my money...
you stupid infidels!
474
00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:55,948
What rest?
475
00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:59,416
Don't play with me and don't
try to trick me damned ones!
476
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,830
Where is my money?
477
00:41:05,292 --> 00:41:07,414
How much? How fucking much?
478
00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:11,827
For that much I'll fucking
deport you myself back to Syria!
479
00:41:12,792 --> 00:41:15,826
Oh, poor white people...
I'm from Pakistan! I'm the one...
480
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,454
I don't give a fuck - back to Syria!
481
00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:38,365
We have a decent legal framework...
482
00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:45,915
...and laws which establish legal
responsibility for acts of corruption.
483
00:41:46,792 --> 00:41:51,913
But in reality, deep-rooted corrupt
behavior among politicians is thriving.
484
00:41:53,625 --> 00:42:01,365
Lithuania needs sober, honest and
actively patriotic people in politics...
485
00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:03,833
Linas, we're not late, are we?
486
00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:05,667
No, no, we're good.
487
00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:10,407
Don't rush, Ms. Editor,
we still have time...
488
00:42:10,792 --> 00:42:16,872
We have a responsibility to ensure the effective
work of law enforcement institutions...
489
00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:22,999
...in order to protect the rights and
freedoms of the country and its citizens.
490
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:28,207
Dear voters, your decision to replace
the corrupt civil servants...
491
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:31,782
...who have been in power for so long,
492
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:38,366
would be the most decisive and responsible vote
given to a party that is determined to fight.
493
00:42:39,667 --> 00:42:44,870
To fight for a country
where we want to live.
494
00:43:39,542 --> 00:43:42,624
Call, goddammit, call... Quick...
495
00:43:43,125 --> 00:43:44,500
Who the fuck do I call?
496
00:43:44,792 --> 00:43:46,748
Quick, goddammit...
497
00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:57,991
Hi, this is Linas.
498
00:43:58,167 --> 00:44:00,656
What? Where's Eimantas?
499
00:44:01,792 --> 00:44:03,072
We're here...
500
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,750
Where here? So get to the make-up
room, everyone's waiting...
501
00:44:06,125 --> 00:44:09,325
Gintaras, call a fucking ambulance, quick.
502
00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:10,663
What ambulance?
503
00:44:10,917 --> 00:44:13,241
We're in a fucking intersection.
We got hit...
504
00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:17,330
Hit by who, goddammit? Give me Eimantas.
505
00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:20,243
He definitely can't talk right now.
506
00:44:20,375 --> 00:44:22,034
What the fuck is going on there, Linas?
507
00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:24,165
Fuck, I don't know how to explain...
508
00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:27,016
What the fuck do you need to explain,
they're waiting for us on the air.
509
00:44:27,042 --> 00:44:29,080
What are you fooling
around for, goddammit?
510
00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:32,207
Listen... fuck... he got it bit off.
511
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,245
Bit off?
512
00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:35,325
What?
513
00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:39,951
Fuck. Hold on, just a minute...
514
00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:46,197
You see, Gintaras...
he got it bit off... his dick...
515
00:44:48,167 --> 00:44:52,208
Excuse me - hi. I'm the producer of
the show. Is Eimantas already here?
516
00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:54,699
- Has he arrived?
- He's on his way.
517
00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:57,578
I see... well, you know,
we're waiting for him.
518
00:45:00,708 --> 00:45:01,704
Say that again.
519
00:45:02,208 --> 00:45:03,000
Fuck, I don't know.
520
00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:06,557
I was just standing there at the intersection, and all
I do is fucking move and suddenly I get sideswiped.
521
00:45:06,583 --> 00:45:10,827
So you want to tell me
that someone bit his dick off?
522
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,208
Not someone - fucking Redhead.
523
00:45:12,875 --> 00:45:15,791
Jesus Christ! So how is he now?
524
00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:21,489
He's bad... he... he's so small,
he's holding him in his hands.
525
00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:25,307
I'm not talking about his fucking dick!
I'm talking about Eimantas - how is he?
526
00:45:25,333 --> 00:45:31,082
- Bad, he's bleeding, he needs to get to a hospital.
- Wait... Wait. Give me a second...
527
00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:35,407
Fuck... Fuck... Fuck...
528
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,572
Linas, he's bad, he's dying...
529
00:45:49,542 --> 00:45:51,333
Gintaras, listen, what am I supposed to do?
530
00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:55,141
Should I call the police and then the ambulance, or the
ambulance and then the police? Who'll get here faster?
531
00:45:55,167 --> 00:45:56,542
Wait, wait, wait...
532
00:45:56,875 --> 00:45:58,333
Wait for fucking what - he's dying!
533
00:45:58,458 --> 00:45:59,869
Wait, did anyone see you?
534
00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:03,995
How do I fucking know if someone saw us
or not, how do I know, I was in the car!
535
00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:09,199
- I'm asking you if someone fucking saw what happened.
- I don't fucking know, I told you - I was in the car.
536
00:46:10,417 --> 00:46:13,949
- Can you drive?
- Fuck... drive where? I don't know where to go.
537
00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:17,499
Linai, he's blacking out...
538
00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:20,289
Shit...
539
00:46:20,875 --> 00:46:24,491
- Listen, Gintaras, that's it - I'm calling an ambulance.
- Listen... Listen!
540
00:46:24,958 --> 00:46:29,332
The only one who owns his dick is his wife
and nobody else. You understand?
541
00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:34,908
And if he ends up in the hospital now with his
dick in his hand, we're going to have to explain
542
00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:39,285
to the police, to the press, and most
importantly, goddammit, to his wife!
543
00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:40,205
Fuck.
544
00:46:40,375 --> 00:46:44,156
So you just calm down and start the engine.
545
00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:51,208
- Did you start it?
- What? No, I didn't start it.
546
00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:54,074
So start the fucking engine!
547
00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:00,667
Alright, I started it.
548
00:47:01,417 --> 00:47:02,615
Now get out of there.
549
00:47:03,125 --> 00:47:04,156
OK - where should I go?
550
00:47:04,542 --> 00:47:06,891
I don't know where you should
fucking go - go to some place.
551
00:47:06,917 --> 00:47:08,790
What fucking place? He needs a medic!
552
00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:12,823
So call Saulius from the party, he's
a medic. I'll come after the show.
553
00:47:13,125 --> 00:47:17,202
You know, we're really waiting for you in the make-up
room. Time, you know, it's a live broadcast.
554
00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:18,365
Just a moment...
555
00:47:18,458 --> 00:47:20,125
- We're waiting.
- I'll be right there...
556
00:47:35,333 --> 00:47:38,285
Your bonus is here -let's go.
557
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:52,449
And?
558
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,119
How much is supposed to be there?
559
00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:57,076
Like we agreed - a hundred.
560
00:47:58,125 --> 00:47:59,535
A hundred means a hundred...
561
00:48:03,375 --> 00:48:05,248
A hundred, goddammit...
562
00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:27,618
Where did you go? Hello? The show is starting,
please come to the studio. Where is Eimantas?
563
00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:37,663
Good evening, we have a real pre-election stir on
our live discussion of current affairs tonight.
564
00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:41,491
As you know, the leader of one of the
opposition parties has accused the government
565
00:48:41,792 --> 00:48:44,328
of corruption on an unprecedented scale.
566
00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:49,783
A move of incredible desperation which -
if the facts are confirmed -
567
00:48:50,125 --> 00:48:52,697
would clearly have an impact
on the elections this weekend...
568
00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:53,575
Go to hell!
569
00:48:53,792 --> 00:48:54,542
...for parliament.
570
00:48:54,667 --> 00:48:59,539
Contrary to what he promised, opposition leader
Eimantas Bialobžeskis did not come to our studio,
571
00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:01,748
but we do have the party's...
572
00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:03,576
Goddammit, we're closed!
573
00:49:03,875 --> 00:49:05,750
...deputy chairman
and his associate Gintaras.
574
00:49:23,417 --> 00:49:27,826
I've got all the cops in the city
after me...
575
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,536
Egis, what the fuck are you doing here?
576
00:49:31,958 --> 00:49:35,455
Fuck, Vova, we were at this fucking
awesome party yesterday...
577
00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:37,747
there were these fucking awesome girls...
578
00:49:37,917 --> 00:49:39,873
Egis, you have Kalashnikov rifle.
579
00:49:40,375 --> 00:49:41,703
I took it in the car.
580
00:49:42,125 --> 00:49:44,366
Motherfucker, what fucking car?
581
00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:45,580
The cop car...
582
00:49:46,458 --> 00:49:50,370
But what a broad...
and they come out of fucking nowhere...
583
00:49:50,792 --> 00:49:55,082
Come over here... this and that... they
cuff me like always and put me in the car,
584
00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:56,958
and I look and that gun's lying there...
585
00:49:57,458 --> 00:49:59,865
You have to get these fucking off of me...
586
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,458
And take the gun.
587
00:50:06,708 --> 00:50:07,953
Well, fifty.
588
00:50:08,542 --> 00:50:09,704
Vova!
589
00:50:09,958 --> 00:50:15,992
Egis, fuck, you know, with that euro,
there's no customers at all... really...
590
00:50:55,167 --> 00:50:57,289
Hi. Are you alone?
591
00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:01,991
Well... I am now.
592
00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:04,165
Listen, I need your garage. Temporarily.
593
00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:07,708
Ah... so you want to screw
a little cow, huh?
594
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,200
No, you see, I got hit and I need
to keep the car somewhere.
595
00:51:12,083 --> 00:51:14,324
Oh, then of course... come on in.
596
00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:23,375
Mr. Rudokas, tell me - when will we be able to see
the evidence of corruption that you promised?
597
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,163
Good evening, everyone.
598
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:29,659
Well, first I should retort
that there is no desperation here.
599
00:51:29,917 --> 00:51:34,658
We were and are completely open and we
always carry through with our promises,
600
00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:37,707
and our voter knows and appreciates this.
601
00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:40,200
Gintaras, you didn't answer
my question.
602
00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:47,407
Where is the promised evidence of corruption
on an unprecedented scale in the government?
603
00:51:48,125 --> 00:51:54,075
The evidence is on the way and will be at
the studio together with Eimantas shortly.
604
00:51:54,833 --> 00:51:59,159
I just talked to him, and he's fine; he's on
his way but he's just running a little late
605
00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:00,792
and is very sorry about that.
606
00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:08,619
Hi, Saulius...
607
00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:12,701
No, not good... We have a major problem.
608
00:52:13,292 --> 00:52:14,869
You have to come over here.
609
00:52:15,417 --> 00:52:17,625
I couldn't give a fuck about
that Eurovision of yours.
610
00:52:18,417 --> 00:52:22,577
What? How do I know, I need you,
I need your profession.
611
00:52:23,292 --> 00:52:25,333
Listen, Saulius,
get in the car and get over here.
612
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:27,824
Yeah, and bring some painkillers and ice.
613
00:52:27,958 --> 00:52:29,286
A lot of ice, yeah...
614
00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:31,849
You know,
all of this shit is all fucking...
615
00:52:31,875 --> 00:52:34,708
You know, you're going to have
to replace this entire side.
616
00:52:34,958 --> 00:52:35,954
Motherfucker!
617
00:52:36,792 --> 00:52:38,665
Vova, everything's alright - she's with me.
618
00:52:39,083 --> 00:52:41,125
Who the fuck is that broad?
What's wrong with her?
619
00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:43,367
Erika - Vova.
620
00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:46,242
You better tell me
what this shit is all about.
621
00:52:46,417 --> 00:52:50,577
Linas, look, we have to do something.
622
00:52:56,750 --> 00:52:58,327
Motherfucker!
623
00:52:59,125 --> 00:53:01,496
Why the fuck did you bring
that corpse to my garage?
624
00:53:01,625 --> 00:53:02,574
Vova, wait.
625
00:53:02,792 --> 00:53:05,495
What the fuck for -
there's something wrong with your head!
626
00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:08,073
I'm going to turn you
and that bitch in myself!
627
00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:12,458
Vova, calm down - he's still alive and
there's people who are on the way.
628
00:53:13,208 --> 00:53:16,622
Alive... almost... I mean, so far...
629
00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:18,625
What fucking people?
Our own.
630
00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:21,874
And what the fuck is with that dick?
631
00:53:22,125 --> 00:53:24,531
Fuck, how do I put this...
he lost his friend.
632
00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:25,865
What friend?
633
00:53:26,208 --> 00:53:28,579
I mean... his very dearest.
634
00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,667
I don't know...
635
00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:39,579
Vova, calm down. A medic is on the way
and he'll take care of everything.
636
00:53:40,125 --> 00:53:41,916
You're going to take your fucking friend,
637
00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:45,282
and he's going to take his fucking friend,
638
00:53:45,792 --> 00:53:47,625
and you're going
to get the fuck out of here!
639
00:53:47,667 --> 00:53:48,449
Vova, wait.
640
00:53:48,583 --> 00:53:52,281
What the fuck for, Linas?
This isn't a fucking hospital.
641
00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:54,499
You had to fucking come here!
642
00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:58,620
I'm trying to get a loan
from the bank for two car lifts.
643
00:53:58,958 --> 00:54:04,245
And if something fucking happens here... This
is like murder! I don't fucking need this!
644
00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:07,083
Goddammit, Vova, don't you see I can't.
645
00:54:08,792 --> 00:54:10,167
You fucking can't?
646
00:54:10,667 --> 00:54:11,947
I fucking can!
647
00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:15,699
Vova... Vova, I'm fucking begging you...
648
00:54:16,208 --> 00:54:18,366
Vova, calm the fuck down -
please - don't, OK?
649
00:54:18,708 --> 00:54:21,375
Vova, please don't fucking do this, please.
Fuck, Vova...
650
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,072
You've got to understand,
he's from the same party I am.
651
00:54:24,250 --> 00:54:27,498
I can't let anyone see him like this,
I can't take him anywhere else!
652
00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:29,375
I couldn't give a fuck about your party.
653
00:54:29,417 --> 00:54:30,994
OK - How much?
654
00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:36,327
Tell me - how much?
655
00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:38,159
Ten grand.
656
00:54:38,292 --> 00:54:40,828
Vova.
10 grand. Period.
657
00:55:03,875 --> 00:55:06,708
Honorable Prime Minister,
what do you make of this whole scandal
658
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:14,076
and what could be the evidence of corruption
if, of course, the facts were to be confirmed?
659
00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:15,407
Good evening.
660
00:55:15,542 --> 00:55:20,532
Well I can assure you that this is just
another provocation based on slander which,
661
00:55:20,792 --> 00:55:26,327
when we hear it, will end
in a major fiasco for the opposition.
662
00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:27,875
What do you think, professor?
663
00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:32,083
It's obvious that statements like these - in a
situation like this, right before the elections -
664
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:34,167
will also have an impact on the outcome.
665
00:55:34,250 --> 00:55:35,583
Mr. Katkus, what's your opinion?
666
00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:37,724
Well, for now I wouldn't dare
to make any predictions.
667
00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:39,576
The scandal already happened,
668
00:55:40,292 --> 00:55:44,203
but we'll only see who it hurts and who
it helps when we see the evidence -
669
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:47,374
the footage or whatever
that we're all standing here waiting for.
670
00:55:47,625 --> 00:55:53,705
Yes, we really are standing here in the studio and
looking forward to seeing the evidence, Gintaras.
671
00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:59,115
Where is the video footage that you
promised, and where is your party leader?
672
00:56:00,542 --> 00:56:02,450
He told me eight hundred.
673
00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:04,866
So what's he fucking raising the price for?
674
00:56:04,958 --> 00:56:08,870
I don't know, but we need to rehearse -
we don't have a choice.
675
00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:12,823
But Vytenis - it's your decision.
We need to get on stage.
676
00:56:16,042 --> 00:56:16,706
So?
677
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:18,955
Vytenis?
678
00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:22,156
We have to get on stage -
they're waiting for us.
679
00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:37,867
Hi, Saulius, come in. Thank you.
680
00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:41,792
What happened? Here's your ice cream.
681
00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:44,000
What's the ice cream for?
682
00:56:44,167 --> 00:56:45,495
You asked me to bring it.
683
00:56:46,208 --> 00:56:48,414
Saulius, fuck, it was totally bit off.
684
00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:49,579
A limb?
685
00:56:49,792 --> 00:56:52,116
How do I know what you fucking call it.
Yeah, a limb.
686
00:56:52,333 --> 00:56:54,349
Then we have to get to the clinic -
this is going to need surgery.
687
00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:58,224
No, Gintaras said we can't take him anywhere - everyone
will find out. Come on, first take a look, OK?
688
00:56:58,250 --> 00:56:59,329
- Dog, cat?
- What?
689
00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:02,665
- What kind of animal?
- What fucking animal - it's Eimantas!
690
00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:06,623
Are you a fucking idiot?
I'm a veterinarian!
691
00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:11,039
Motherfucker... we're screwed.
692
00:57:11,542 --> 00:57:17,207
Well, Gintaras, these are very serious
allegations against the government in any case.
693
00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:21,081
So you have to prove your words,
694
00:57:21,292 --> 00:57:25,618
because otherwise, your ratings and those
of your party and your party's leader
695
00:57:25,792 --> 00:57:29,205
- which are low as it is -
will hit rock-bottom
696
00:57:29,458 --> 00:57:34,449
and you'll all have lied to Lithuania.
697
00:57:34,792 --> 00:57:39,000
Eimantas, it's me, I need to take a
look, alright? I'll be gentle...
698
00:57:40,125 --> 00:57:42,247
Sha, sha, just a second... let me see...
699
00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:49,416
Just a second... hold on...
700
00:57:49,750 --> 00:57:50,948
Motherfucker!
701
00:57:53,917 --> 00:57:55,750
- This is really, really bad.
- What's wrong?
702
00:57:56,167 --> 00:57:57,365
Where's the organ?
703
00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:00,831
Maybe she swallowed it?
704
00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:04,624
Did you swallow?
705
00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:08,157
No.
706
00:58:09,292 --> 00:58:10,288
Maybe it's in the car.
707
00:58:10,667 --> 00:58:12,540
Then we have to go get it!
708
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:14,663
I'll find it.
709
00:58:14,875 --> 00:58:18,324
Hold on - put it on the ice cream
and keep it cold.
710
00:58:20,417 --> 00:58:22,455
We've got to get him to a surgeon - fast!
711
00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:25,076
Wait a fucking minute...
712
00:58:25,583 --> 00:58:30,822
Take him wherever you want, but only
after my money is on this fucking table.
713
00:58:31,625 --> 00:58:35,241
We are openly and honestly striving
for absolute transparency.
714
00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:36,781
In all spheres.
715
00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:40,367
By behaving this way ourselves,
we are encouraging others to do the same.
716
00:58:41,167 --> 00:58:45,208
I guarantee you, viewers,
and all of Lithuania,
717
00:58:46,125 --> 00:58:52,289
that you will see the promised video footage - and
hear the names of the people involved - today.
718
00:58:52,792 --> 00:58:53,313
I promise.
719
00:58:53,417 --> 00:58:55,657
And you're not going to need a detector?
720
00:58:55,958 --> 00:58:59,372
Certainly not -
we are for a thriving Lithuania,
721
00:58:59,625 --> 00:59:02,577
and we know the voters
will make the right choice.
722
00:59:02,833 --> 00:59:04,599
Your explanation seems strange,
to be honest.
723
00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:05,372
Fuck.
724
00:59:11,667 --> 00:59:12,331
Excuse me?
725
00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:27,327
Honorarium?
726
00:59:27,542 --> 00:59:29,782
So you're... Legs?
727
00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:37,705
I not quite understand.
728
00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:41,491
Where is the Butcher?
729
00:59:43,042 --> 00:59:44,322
Fuck, meat...
730
01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:06,664
Hello?
731
01:00:06,833 --> 01:00:08,908
What the fuck is going on there?
732
01:00:09,250 --> 01:00:10,365
I don't know what to do.
733
01:00:10,542 --> 01:00:14,453
He came over, said that he's Legs and now
he's talking about meat. What should I do?
734
01:00:17,958 --> 01:00:21,656
Make sure the Butcher gets the ravioli.
I'm sending guys in, got it?
735
01:00:22,208 --> 01:00:24,911
And watch him, watch him.
Keep the camera pointed at him.
736
01:00:25,333 --> 01:00:27,704
Keep the camera pointed at him!
737
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,873
Guys - let's go!
738
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,705
Hurry up cursed man...
739
01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:53,493
Legs got away. Block off the courtyard.
740
01:01:53,708 --> 01:01:55,250
Motherfucker.
741
01:02:34,833 --> 01:02:35,580
Stop!
742
01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:38,576
I'm telling you to stop!
743
01:03:01,917 --> 01:03:05,034
Jesus, what kind of people are these,
what kind of country is this...
744
01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:07,991
My last refugee
and even he gets knocked off...
745
01:03:10,458 --> 01:03:14,370
RED
746
01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:25,199
So that's it for this show -
thank you for watching.
747
01:03:25,333 --> 01:03:27,372
Have a nice evening with our channel.
748
01:03:28,917 --> 01:03:31,869
Well now, thank you, thank you...
749
01:03:33,792 --> 01:03:37,123
- Yeah, hello.
- Gintaras, we have problems, big problems.
750
01:03:37,750 --> 01:03:39,872
- My pleasure...
- What fucking pleasure?
751
01:03:40,792 --> 01:03:43,625
- Bye.
- Gintaras, Eimantas is screwed.
752
01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:46,992
And it turns out Saulius is a motherfucking
vet. I don't know what to do.
753
01:03:47,250 --> 01:03:50,581
Listen, bring the money when you come
because Vova's totally pissed.
754
01:04:00,042 --> 01:04:04,783
You... Where did you come from...
755
01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,415
What a fucking day...
756
01:04:07,708 --> 01:04:10,032
What? What's wrong?
757
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,326
Fucking bitch...
758
01:04:13,625 --> 01:04:14,905
What happened to you?
759
01:04:15,042 --> 01:04:16,370
It's an infection.
760
01:04:18,542 --> 01:04:21,659
- Give me the beef.
- What do you mean? I already gave it.
761
01:04:24,167 --> 01:04:25,577
Who the fuck did you give it to?
762
01:04:26,167 --> 01:04:27,708
Legs came and took it.
763
01:04:28,125 --> 01:04:29,453
What fucking legs?
764
01:04:29,875 --> 01:04:32,199
What do I know -
you said that Legs was going to come,
765
01:04:32,417 --> 01:04:34,492
so some gypsy came
and said that he's Legs and...
766
01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:36,747
...that he has to take his honorarium.
767
01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:40,579
- Have you lost your fucking mind?
- No - seriously.
768
01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:43,328
A gypsy?
769
01:04:43,708 --> 01:04:46,992
Well, he came over, took it and ran.
770
01:04:47,792 --> 01:04:49,700
He fucking ran?
771
01:04:53,375 --> 01:04:54,655
He fucking ran...
772
01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:58,159
Fuck a duck!
773
01:05:07,042 --> 01:05:10,325
Eimantas, hold on, everything's
going to be alright - I promise.
774
01:05:10,708 --> 01:05:14,289
We'll get help... we'll get help.
We'll find it and sew it back on.
775
01:05:15,458 --> 01:05:17,415
Motherfucker, where is that organ?
776
01:05:35,708 --> 01:05:37,830
Linas, I'm fucking telling you.
777
01:05:38,958 --> 01:05:41,246
That fucking dick is in her stomach.
778
01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:43,575
Come on - she couldn't have, she's a vegan.
779
01:05:43,833 --> 01:05:44,580
Eimantas...
780
01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:53,746
- Oh, your euros are here.
781
01:06:11,833 --> 01:06:14,868
- Where is he?
- Upstairs. Did you bring the cash?
782
01:06:15,167 --> 01:06:16,329
Fucking gypsy...
783
01:06:16,583 --> 01:06:17,864
What gypsy?
784
01:06:18,583 --> 01:06:21,582
- What kind of dick are you looking for here?
- Eimantas'.
785
01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:29,330
How is he?
786
01:06:29,792 --> 01:06:32,411
Gintaras, it's really bad.
Just look - he's bleeding bad.
787
01:06:32,542 --> 01:06:34,000
I can't stop it.
788
01:06:34,292 --> 01:06:36,283
Drugs, goddammit, do you have any drugs?
789
01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:38,292
Drugs aren't going to help.
790
01:06:38,792 --> 01:06:39,823
He has painkillers.
791
01:06:41,042 --> 01:06:44,041
They're animal painkillers -
they're for pigs!
792
01:06:46,417 --> 01:06:47,792
No way, come on.
793
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,974
Saulius, we have to
fucking bring him back to life.
794
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,708
We have to get him out of here
and give him to surgeons, and fast!
795
01:06:53,042 --> 01:06:56,041
He has to tell the TV
that he's alive and well,
796
01:06:56,167 --> 01:06:58,641
and that he has the fucking evidence.
How is he going to do that?
797
01:06:58,667 --> 01:07:00,409
I don't know how he's going to do it!
798
01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:04,827
But if we don't take him right now,
he's never going to be on TV again.
799
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:10,118
Jesus... fuck!
800
01:07:31,083 --> 01:07:34,283
The elections are this fucking weekend -
if we take him now,
801
01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:36,207
then tomorrow everyone will scream,
802
01:07:36,458 --> 01:07:38,995
that the party chairman -
the future prime minister -
803
01:07:39,167 --> 01:07:42,664
is lying in a hospital ward
with his own dick in his hand!
804
01:07:42,792 --> 01:07:43,833
What am I supposed to do?
805
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,785
Give him all the fucking drugs you have!
806
01:07:49,167 --> 01:07:51,491
Hey, where's my ten grand?
807
01:07:53,958 --> 01:07:55,831
Who the fuck is this?
808
01:08:11,292 --> 01:08:12,205
It's you...
809
01:08:27,292 --> 01:08:31,618
Where's my ten grand
for this goddamn bullshit?
810
01:08:32,042 --> 01:08:33,286
Hold on, hold on...
811
01:08:35,833 --> 01:08:37,706
Linas, what the fuck is this?
812
01:08:37,833 --> 01:08:40,453
Hey! Have you lost your fucking mind?
813
01:08:40,667 --> 01:08:43,286
Ten fucking grand for this asshole?
814
01:08:43,458 --> 01:08:45,533
Fuck - hello, hello!
815
01:08:45,875 --> 01:08:48,708
If you don't like it,
it's fucking free at the police station.
816
01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:52,542
What, was I supposed to take him
straight to the fucking TV station?
817
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,198
Is he going to come to?
818
01:09:02,417 --> 01:09:05,167
He's going to fucking croak...
I'm telling you, he's fallen asleep.
819
01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:07,579
- How do we bring him around?
- Fuck bringing him around!
820
01:09:07,667 --> 01:09:11,167
Let him fucking be, he's barely alive. And
believe me, you have to call an ambulance!
821
01:09:19,417 --> 01:09:21,557
Goddammit, I'm telling you, Saulius,
we have to bring him around.
822
01:09:21,583 --> 01:09:25,032
- Do whatever you want - give him some fucking drugs.
- I don't have anything!
823
01:09:25,208 --> 01:09:28,741
This... is a biological stimulant to
fertilize animals - it's not going to help.
824
01:09:28,917 --> 01:09:31,489
It'll help! It'll fucking help!
825
01:09:32,667 --> 01:09:33,580
Motherfucker...
826
01:09:34,417 --> 01:09:37,332
Gintaras, come over here!
The broads are having it out!
827
01:09:38,667 --> 01:09:40,326
Gintaras, you see that?
828
01:09:40,458 --> 01:09:43,244
Motherfucker... Saulius, come on!
829
01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:14,658
Where's the fucking flash drive?
830
01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:19,742
Where's the video?
831
01:10:29,708 --> 01:10:31,534
Saulius, keep your eye on her.
832
01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:33,413
Get the flag.
833
01:10:33,625 --> 01:10:34,242
What for?
834
01:10:34,375 --> 01:10:36,283
Get the fucking flag, Linas!
835
01:10:36,708 --> 01:10:38,747
Redhead, you're coming with me. Now.
836
01:10:43,208 --> 01:10:45,994
Come on, come on, goddammit, faster.
Get him up, get him up.
837
01:10:46,125 --> 01:10:47,458
Careful, careful - he's in pain!
838
01:10:47,625 --> 01:10:50,375
What fucking pain? Hold his fucking head!
839
01:10:50,750 --> 01:10:54,366
Just a second, just a second...
oh, you little fucking shit...
840
01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:57,286
Eimantas! Come on, snort!
841
01:10:57,542 --> 01:10:58,242
Snort it!
842
01:10:58,458 --> 01:10:59,869
Come on, do it for the party!
843
01:11:00,083 --> 01:11:01,281
Snort, Eimantas!
844
01:11:01,583 --> 01:11:04,155
For the prime minister - snort!
That's the fucking way.
845
01:11:04,417 --> 01:11:05,199
Did you snort it?
846
01:11:05,667 --> 01:11:07,417
Right, now where's the fucking stimulator?
847
01:11:09,167 --> 01:11:09,582
Gintaras?
848
01:11:09,667 --> 01:11:13,827
Come on, hang the flag and get Eimantas
ready. Eimantas, we're about to record.
849
01:11:14,875 --> 01:11:18,000
- Gintaras, where? Where should I hang it?
- Behind him - there on the wall.
850
01:11:19,958 --> 01:11:22,578
Goddammit, Linas,
what kind of fucking flag is that?
851
01:11:22,833 --> 01:11:26,663
It's left over from the campaign -
it was a gift from the gays in Priekule.
852
01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:29,500
Fucking... whatever - hang it the fuck up.
853
01:11:31,375 --> 01:11:35,073
Hey... you're not hanging
fucking anything here.
854
01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:40,700
I've got some asshole without a dick
lying here in my garage,
855
01:11:40,958 --> 01:11:43,993
some fucking bitch half covered in blood,
856
01:11:45,167 --> 01:11:49,742
some goddamn vet...
and now you want to hang a flag too?
857
01:11:50,083 --> 01:11:51,791
Where's my dough?
858
01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:55,724
- Come on, let's talk about this tomorrow!
- Come on, let's talk about this now!
859
01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:58,240
This isn't some election -
this is my fucking garage.
860
01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:04,407
Are you fucking missing something?
You'll get your fucking dough!
861
01:12:04,750 --> 01:12:06,625
Tomorrow -
and you'll get as much as you want!
862
01:12:06,917 --> 01:12:10,034
He's a politician
with a lot of fucking pull...
863
01:12:10,250 --> 01:12:12,041
We're the authorities!
864
01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:15,121
You're not the fucking authorities to me!
865
01:12:15,917 --> 01:12:18,157
He's not an authority to me!
866
01:12:18,917 --> 01:12:23,824
And in general - no one is an
authority to me in my own garage!
867
01:12:24,083 --> 01:12:25,198
Got it?
868
01:12:28,875 --> 01:12:29,906
Fuck!
869
01:12:30,708 --> 01:12:33,494
Sh, sh, sh... easy...
870
01:12:42,167 --> 01:12:44,407
Look, it's yours -
871
01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:47,916
that white car is fucking yours.
872
01:12:50,458 --> 01:12:51,621
Alright?
873
01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:59,830
...We are committed
to increasing pensions...
874
01:13:25,333 --> 01:13:29,198
We are committed to match
nontaxable income to minimum wage.
875
01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:33,577
Families with children
won't pay income tax...
876
01:13:35,250 --> 01:13:38,833
Come on, come on, go for it, Eimantas - about
priorities, about corruption - go for it.
877
01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:42,906
We're for an efficient
and competitive economy,
878
01:13:43,292 --> 01:13:47,997
an open-minded and responsible,
educated and tolerant society,
879
01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:51,907
that makes money,
and a Lithuania that works.
880
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:58,333
We have undeniable evidence,
that corrupt...
881
01:13:58,625 --> 01:13:59,833
Come on, come on, keep going!
882
01:13:59,917 --> 01:14:01,197
...that corrupt...
883
01:14:20,458 --> 01:14:24,832
That's it,
everyone get the fuck out of here!
884
01:14:25,250 --> 01:14:28,035
Let's go - get moving!
Go the fuck downstairs!
885
01:14:28,458 --> 01:14:29,952
You stand here!
886
01:14:30,292 --> 01:14:33,872
Both of you over here.
Get a fucking move on it!
887
01:14:59,375 --> 01:15:04,282
For a country where you want to live!
888
01:16:38,250 --> 01:16:40,041
Fuck...
889
01:17:13,250 --> 01:17:14,874
Radio station M-1.
890
01:17:15,958 --> 01:17:22,288
More than 3000 policemen are looking for
scandalous singer Egidijus Dragūnas SEL'as.
891
01:17:22,417 --> 01:17:27,891
Yesterday late night he was arrested and handcuffed in the center of
capital, because of showing obscene gestures in the public place.
892
01:17:27,917 --> 01:17:34,448
He've found the automatic Kalashnikov rifle AK 47
in the police car after he was seated in there.
893
01:17:34,625 --> 01:17:40,291
As the deputy of Ministry of Internal Affairs says: officers
were threatened with the gun and cursed by famous singer...
894
01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:46,788
Oh, and before I forget...
895
01:17:49,125 --> 01:17:51,033
I have to give back...
896
01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:53,616
...something that belongs to you.
897
01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:01,745
I don't like to hold on
to other people's things.
898
01:18:07,333 --> 01:18:09,740
Here, here...
899
01:18:10,917 --> 01:18:14,449
Greed is like a small child...
900
01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:16,785
Isn't it?
901
01:18:18,208 --> 01:18:21,871
The sooner it's circumcised,
the fewer the tears.
902
01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:27,744
Take it, you know it so well, after all.
903
01:18:28,417 --> 01:18:29,958
Go ahead...
904
01:18:30,417 --> 01:18:31,910
Take it, take it.
905
01:18:35,292 --> 01:18:36,869
After circumcision...
906
01:18:38,375 --> 01:18:41,244
...the little boy's parents
always make pilaf.
907
01:18:42,875 --> 01:18:47,866
The foreskin is mixed in with rice,
lamb, turmeric and cardamom.
908
01:18:48,667 --> 01:18:51,915
And then the pilaf is served
to the guests to taste.
909
01:18:53,958 --> 01:18:59,659
And the one who finds the foreskin
is his plate is considered lucky.
910
01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:02,957
He has to eat it...
911
01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:10,283
...give thanks and become
a member of the family.
912
01:19:35,542 --> 01:19:36,621
Just in time.
913
01:19:38,833 --> 01:19:40,908
They're already waiting for us...
914
01:19:43,167 --> 01:19:46,664
Well, go ahead. Go ahead.
915
01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:59,448
Do you know how long a pig's orgasm lasts? (OFFICE
OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF LITHUANIA)
916
01:20:03,708 --> 01:20:04,906
In today's news:
917
01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:09,292
the last refugee who hasn't fled
Lithuania yet fled last night.
918
01:20:09,833 --> 01:20:15,285
Tonight we'll find out who is going to represent
Lithuania at the Eurovision Song Contest.
919
01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:17,456
And the biggest news is that
Gintaras Rudokas,
920
01:20:17,625 --> 01:20:20,659
who took over the opposition
after party leader Eimantas Bialobžeskis
921
01:20:20,792 --> 01:20:22,665
unexpectedly passed away last night,
922
01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:28,036
has signed an agreement
on a rainbow coalition with the ruling LPP.
923
01:20:28,333 --> 01:20:31,891
This is the first time in Lithuanian history
when all of the country's political parties
924
01:20:31,917 --> 01:20:34,241
have decided to work together
for the good of the state.
925
01:20:34,583 --> 01:20:37,915
An educated and competent,
dignified and safe,
926
01:20:38,125 --> 01:20:41,077
responsible and open-minded
Lithuanian society,
927
01:20:41,583 --> 01:20:43,658
and a Lithuania that works and makes money.
928
01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:50,119
Ultimately, a country
where we - and you - want to live.
75397
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