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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ohh-ho!
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Thanks, Don. I had
such a great time.
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Oh, me, too.
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It's been so long since
we've been on A...date date.
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Yeah. I'm so glad we
decided to skip the movie
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and head straight
for the firing range.
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You are
some shot, Sally.
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Aww.
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I was just tryin'
to scare him.
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You know, if...
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if they put your face
on these targets, Sally,
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no man would ever
take a shot at it.
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Not with a gun.
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Oh, Don.
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What are you doing?
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What am I doing? I'm--I'm
trying to kiss you, Sally.
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Uh-huh. That would
explain the lips coming at me.
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What's the problem,
Sally?
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Problem?
What problem?
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We've been going together
for over 2 years, Sally,
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and we've never kissed.
Not once.
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We haven't?
Are you sure?
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Believe me, I've
been keeping track.
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If we had, I'd know.
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Kiss me, Sally.
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Kiss me
for all the times
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our lips have been razor close but never met.
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Just like that?
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I don't know. This is all happening so fast.
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Nothing is happening
fast, Sally.
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If this relationship
were a snail,
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it would be mocked by
the other, faster snails.
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Uh--uh, I just need
a little more time.
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Take all the time
in the world.
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Thanks.
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How about now?
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Not yet.
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I was only kidding.
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What about now?
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I said not yet!
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I'm joking! It's a joke. It's a joke.
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You mean you've never kissed Don before?
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No.
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No.
Never?
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No wonder
you're so crabby.
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Shut up, load.
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There's nothing wrong
with taking your time.
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Harry: yeah. Give her
a break.
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If I were Sally, I wouldn't kiss Don, either.
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You wouldn't?
I would.
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Me, too,
in a second.
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What's stopping you?
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I don't know.
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I really care about Don.
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It's just that the--the
moment didn't seem right.
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It didn't seem special.
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But why, muffin?
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Action is action.
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I say
French the guy.
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Part of me wants to.
It's just--
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it feels like
there's something missing.
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I think I know
what it is.
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Have you tried
kissin'?
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I don't understand.
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I mean, Don and I have
such a great time together.
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Just last night we staked
out the laundromat for 6 hours.
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Oh, the guy
with the slugs is back.
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Oh. That sounds so nice.
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But I think
you may be missing
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an essential part
of the human experience.
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What?
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Romance.
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Romance?
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Don't worry.
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Everything you need
to know about it
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can be found
in the writings
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of the world's greatest
authority on the subject.
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"The gates of windemere,
by Frank Shakespeare."
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The Frank Shakespeare?!
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The Frank Shakespeare.
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Oh! Thank you, Dick.
Thank you!
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What did you get, Nina?
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The lunch special.
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Ah. Soup and salad. I was
thinking of getting that.
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Mary, what are you
getting?
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The special, Dick.
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Not the grilled cheese?
That's a nice sandwich.
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Just pick something.
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Today.
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My croutons
are sinking.
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[Whimpering]
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Get the special, Dick.
You always get the special.
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Just get the special!
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One special, please.
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I guess there's
no turning back now.
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I've made my choice.
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Oh, my god,
they have Salisbury steak!
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Next!
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One, uh...
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lunch special, please.
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3.75.
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Are you sure?
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I've only worked here
for 26 years.
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[Register drawer
slams shut]
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Who had
the lunch special?
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Oh, for god's sakes, Dick,
what's done is done!
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No, no, I'm talking about
the price. How much was it?
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3.50.
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Hmm. That's strange.
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[Yelps]
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She charged me
for crackers.
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And one of them
is broken!
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"This city
in Pennsylvania..."
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Pennsylvania.
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"Is home of
the liberty bell."
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Libertytown!
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Hey. Let's focus, people.
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This is our final exam.
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I didn't sit through
night school for 3 months
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not to get my diploma.
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No! You did it
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as part of
your plea bargain.
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Untrue!
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Oh, well.
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Hey! Hey, hey.
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Calm down.
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Now, what kind
of test is this?
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Multiple choice.
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Oh! It's multiple--
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then your approach
is all wrong.
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Multiple choice is a
matter of patterns and balances.
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Forget
everything you know.
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Knowledge is your enemy.
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It's only gonna make you
second-Guess yourself.
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Sally, reading: "her bosoms
heaved against the flimsy cotton
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"of her gown.
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"He was about
to have his way with her,
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and she was
about to let him."
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Hey, Sally.
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I'm reading.
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That's all.
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Can't a girl read?
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Yeah. Whatever.
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Hi, hi, hi, hi,
hi--
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Ohhh.
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Love's delicate
thunder.
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Forbidden love is always
the sweetest, isn't it?
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Oh, yeah.
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But that
hunter Carlton
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is trouble
through and through.
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But, Mrs. Dubcek, how
could you judge him so harshly?
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I know he's gruff
and insolent
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and makes women cry
for sport, but...
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is there a more handsome or
tortured soul in all of spencerville?
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No.
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Mrs. Dubcek,
I've been such a fool!
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Don's been waiting
so patiently for me,
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and all the while I've been
disregarding his manly needs.
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What's wrong with me?
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Nothing that
a pint of bourbon
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and a cheap motel room
won't fix.
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Yes.
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You're right.
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I will kiss him.
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I will kiss him.
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Mary! Mary! Listen.
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Mary! I've polled everybody
in the faculty lounge, and--
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no, don't tell me.
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No one else is being
charged for crackers.
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That's right!
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So it's become a campus-wide issue, has it?
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No. It's just that you
won't stop talking about it.
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I'm telling you, Mary,
that woman has it in for me.
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Maybe it's
all in your head.
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I used to think there was a
hidden camera in the ladies' room.
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Eventually, I dismantled the
ceiling tiles and found nothing.
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I think I've said too much.
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It's not in my head.
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I have the receipt.
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Maybe she just
doesn't like you.
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Not like me?
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Hoo-hoo! Not likely.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You're Dr. Solomon.
You're loved by all.
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Thank you, Mary.
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That's all right.
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I can't believe it.
I failed.
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I believe it.
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You suck.
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Wait a second.
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You failed, too,
Mrs. DeGUZMAN.
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We all failed.
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Wait a minute.
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This is the callback sheet
for pippin.
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Oh! Here are
the grades.
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Wha--
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we passed!
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We all passed!
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Oh, yes!
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Ohh!
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Get off me!
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[Humming]
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Nice weapon, officer.
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Sally, narrating: I'd
barely laid eyes on him,
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and yet I was already
enveloped by the hot flash
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of his manly presence.
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Sally!
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What are you
doing here?
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You're not supposed
to be here.
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I know. It's forbidden, like our love.
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Wait. You didn't
come here to watch me
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do my business,
did you?
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Hush, Don.
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I'll answer your questions,
all of them,
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but not here. Not now.
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Well, then when, Sally?
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When the crescent moon
slices through the clouds
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like a saber through the strings of a bodice.
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Help me out.
Is that Tuesday?
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Friday?
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I beg of you,
I must go now.
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Everything you need
to know is in here.
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Be patient, my love.
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The wait is almost over.
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Sally: "meet me at
Rutherford bluffs tonight. [Laughs]"
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Ohh, how cute!
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Say hello
to your wife for me.
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Hello, Lucy.
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May I say
you're looking
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absolutely
stunning today.
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Yeah, I've been working out. What do you got?
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One banana...
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and, uh...
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a little bowl
of pea soup.
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Is that everything?
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Yes, that'll do it.
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Oh, and a, uh...
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a pack of crackers.
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[Heart beating]
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[Rings up register]
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[Yelps]
2.25.
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So it's true!
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You hate me!
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Sally, narrating: the
cool air embraced the trees
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like a desperate lover.
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A more perfect night
I couldn't have hoped for.
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[Bushes rustling]
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And then,
he appeared out of nowhere,
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breathless in anticipation.
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[Panting]
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Sally, why do we have to meet
all the way up here?
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I'm a cop, not a goat.
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Sally, narrating:
his chiseled features
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mocked me
with their perfection.
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Oh, where had I
ever found the strength
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to resist him
for this long?
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Have you got a handkerchief?
I'm sweatin' like a pig.
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I can't stand it
any longer!
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Kiss me, Don.
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Kiss me like you've
always wanted but never could.
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Now, Don, now!
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Oh, mama!
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It's my breath,
isn't it?
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No, Don, it's not that.
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00:11:23,014 --> 00:11:24,916
All the fire in you
is gone, Sally.
267
00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:26,450
What's the matter?
What is it?
268
00:11:26,451 --> 00:11:29,554
Uh, well,
it's because, uh...
269
00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:30,688
Dick died.
270
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:32,556
Dick died?!
271
00:11:32,557 --> 00:11:34,391
No. I'm just tired.
272
00:11:34,392 --> 00:11:36,927
Let's just go.
273
00:11:36,928 --> 00:11:39,563
I can't go, Sally.
274
00:11:39,564 --> 00:11:41,132
You threw my hat
up into the tree,
275
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,167
and if I don't get it back,
I'm out 40 bucks.
276
00:11:46,805 --> 00:11:47,838
Let's go.
277
00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,010
I did it!
278
00:11:53,011 --> 00:11:54,478
I did it!
279
00:11:54,479 --> 00:11:56,647
I passed my G.E.D.
280
00:11:56,648 --> 00:11:59,516
You are looking
at a high school
281
00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:02,419
equivalency diploma guy.
282
00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:06,524
That's great, Harry. How'd you pull it off?
283
00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:09,593
By following my man
Tommy's advice to the nines.
284
00:12:09,594 --> 00:12:11,262
Couple of
"all of the above,"
285
00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,330
not too many
"none of the aboves,"
286
00:12:13,331 --> 00:12:15,766
easy on the Cs,
heavy on the Ds...
287
00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:19,003
Harry and Tommy: and
don't be stingy with the As.
288
00:12:21,206 --> 00:12:23,107
Did you even
read the questions?
289
00:12:23,108 --> 00:12:24,875
Not this time, baby.
290
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:30,514
At least something nice is
happening to one of the Solomons.
291
00:12:30,515 --> 00:12:32,516
Yes, it is.
292
00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:34,552
One of the Solomons
is in great pain.
293
00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:36,754
Mmm, well,
I'm on cloud nine.
294
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:39,356
The lady in the cafeteria
doesn't like me!
295
00:12:39,357 --> 00:12:40,625
What'd you do?
296
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,526
Nothing! I barely said
2 words to the woman.
297
00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:44,061
Well, Dick,
I have an idea.
298
00:12:44,062 --> 00:12:45,696
Why don't you try
going to high school?
299
00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:48,265
Everyone hates you. You don't
ask why. Everyone just hates you.
300
00:12:48,266 --> 00:12:49,667
And that's
a good thing?
301
00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:53,337
Yeah. It teaches you
not to give a rat's ass.
302
00:12:59,811 --> 00:13:01,678
Lucy, if I
didn't know better,
303
00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:05,082
I'd say these flowers
are for you.
304
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:08,885
Now, uh,
before we proceed,
305
00:13:08,886 --> 00:13:11,555
may I offer you, uh,
a stick of gum?
306
00:13:11,556 --> 00:13:12,957
Opera tickets?
307
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,491
A spanking-new umbrella?
308
00:13:14,492 --> 00:13:16,126
I could use an umbrella.
309
00:13:16,127 --> 00:13:17,595
Done!
310
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:19,330
Now, uh...
311
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,899
all I have is, uh...
312
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,300
this soup.
313
00:13:23,301 --> 00:13:24,368
Fine.
314
00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:25,436
That'll be 1.50.
315
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:27,037
And a, uh...
316
00:13:27,038 --> 00:13:28,905
a pack of crackers,
317
00:13:28,906 --> 00:13:30,674
which I can't imagine
there could be any charge for,
318
00:13:30,675 --> 00:13:34,845
given our amply demonstrated
cordiality.
319
00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:36,780
Plus a quarter
for the crackers.
320
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:38,349
No!
321
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,350
It's not fair!
322
00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:41,018
Why? What do you
have against me?
323
00:13:41,019 --> 00:13:45,022
Something about you
rubs me the wrong way.
324
00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:46,323
That's it?
325
00:13:46,324 --> 00:13:47,591
Oh, come on!
326
00:13:47,592 --> 00:13:48,992
Hate me
for my brilliance.
327
00:13:48,993 --> 00:13:50,261
Hate me for my arrogance.
328
00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:53,397
Hate me for
my catlike dexterity.
329
00:13:53,398 --> 00:13:56,033
But you can't hate me
just because.
330
00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:57,435
Just watch me.
331
00:13:57,436 --> 00:14:00,905
Crackers, 25 cents.
332
00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:06,143
Brewskis!
333
00:14:06,144 --> 00:14:07,177
Thanks.
334
00:14:07,178 --> 00:14:09,847
Wow. I never thought
I'd actually graduate.
335
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,015
Me neither.
336
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,517
We've been through
so much together.
337
00:14:13,518 --> 00:14:16,486
10 weeks I'll treasure
for a lifetime.
338
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:21,258
Hey. You remember that
crazy time I came to class
339
00:14:21,259 --> 00:14:22,192
without a pen?
340
00:14:22,193 --> 00:14:23,260
Oh, man.
341
00:14:23,261 --> 00:14:25,162
Were you
out of luck.
342
00:14:27,432 --> 00:14:29,166
Hey! Tommy!
343
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:30,634
The man
with the plan.
344
00:14:30,635 --> 00:14:32,202
Dude!
345
00:14:33,238 --> 00:14:34,805
A toast to Tommy.
346
00:14:34,806 --> 00:14:36,307
A toast to Tommy.
347
00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:38,376
Hey, you want
to join the party?
348
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,877
Oh, this party.
349
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,379
Uh, I can't.
I gotta study.
350
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,481
But, hey, you guys
can relate to that, huh?
351
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:44,415
Do we ever.
352
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:45,749
Never again.
353
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,352
I've come to think
of you boys
354
00:14:48,353 --> 00:14:49,686
as my sons.
355
00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:58,261
My unemployed loser sons.
356
00:14:58,262 --> 00:15:00,464
Go get a job!
357
00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:03,000
Ha ha ha ha ha!
358
00:15:04,836 --> 00:15:07,404
I'm gonna
miss you, lady.
359
00:15:13,711 --> 00:15:14,778
Sally.
360
00:15:14,779 --> 00:15:15,779
Oh, Don.
361
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,147
Thanks
for coming.
362
00:15:17,148 --> 00:15:18,649
I'm so glad you called.
After last night--
363
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:20,350
about last night,
I know what went wrong.
364
00:15:20,351 --> 00:15:22,186
You do? Yes. I picked the wrong book.
365
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:24,254
I should have gone for something less Gothic,
366
00:15:24,255 --> 00:15:25,823
a little more
contemporary.
367
00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:28,258
Romance novels?
368
00:15:28,259 --> 00:15:29,860
What are you
reading these for?
369
00:15:29,861 --> 00:15:32,997
I just wanted to put some
romance into our relationship, Don.
370
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,999
No kiss could
live up to these books.
371
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,567
I mean, this is real life.
372
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:38,569
We don't need
some windswept mountain.
373
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:41,038
We should be able to kiss
anywhere, anytime.
374
00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:42,539
Right now, for instance.
375
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:44,074
Here?
376
00:15:44,075 --> 00:15:45,075
Yeah.
377
00:15:45,076 --> 00:15:46,977
In the kitchen,
in the afternoon?
378
00:15:46,978 --> 00:15:48,245
Sure.
379
00:15:49,113 --> 00:15:50,614
With the dirty dishes?
380
00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:52,449
Right on.
381
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:54,818
Ok.
382
00:15:54,819 --> 00:15:56,487
Uh, should I stand?
383
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:58,121
No, I'll sit.
384
00:16:03,294 --> 00:16:04,995
Maybe we should stand.
385
00:16:04,996 --> 00:16:06,497
Ok.
386
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:07,998
Ok. All right, then.
387
00:16:07,999 --> 00:16:09,500
Ok, let's do it!
388
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:10,767
Ok, here goes.
389
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,207
So...
390
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:20,610
what do you want to do
for the rest of the day?
391
00:16:23,581 --> 00:16:25,081
I don't know.
392
00:16:25,082 --> 00:16:26,483
Kill myself?
393
00:16:28,753 --> 00:16:30,587
Then I asked her
why she didn't like me,
394
00:16:30,588 --> 00:16:32,823
and she didn't have
any reason at all.
395
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:37,294
Does she need a reason? '
Cause I could help her out.
396
00:16:37,295 --> 00:16:39,630
I was just Sayin'.
397
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:44,668
How can she hate me?
I did nothing to her.
398
00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:47,304
You know, Dick, no one's
gonna love you all the time.
399
00:16:47,305 --> 00:16:49,606
But how can I
live with that?
400
00:16:49,607 --> 00:16:51,275
I can't even go
in the cafeteria.
401
00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:53,410
So you're just going to let
this woman control your life?
402
00:16:53,411 --> 00:16:56,046
No. Just the lunch part.
403
00:16:57,482 --> 00:16:59,583
My favorite part.
404
00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:00,718
Dick, you can't
let her do this.
405
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:03,453
So she
doesn't like you.
406
00:17:03,454 --> 00:17:04,989
Big deal.
407
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,890
If you don't
let it bother you,
408
00:17:06,891 --> 00:17:08,759
then she has no power
over you.
409
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:09,726
Power.
410
00:17:09,727 --> 00:17:11,494
Power is given.
411
00:17:11,495 --> 00:17:13,163
Control is taken.
412
00:17:13,164 --> 00:17:14,631
Take control!
413
00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:16,200
You know,
you're right.
414
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,701
This is about power.
415
00:17:17,702 --> 00:17:19,403
She likes
watching me squirm.
416
00:17:19,404 --> 00:17:21,205
If I don't squirm,
she's got nothing.
417
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,439
Exactly.
418
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,441
Oh, Mary,
you're so wise.
419
00:17:24,442 --> 00:17:27,010
You know so much
about this.
420
00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:29,480
Tons of people
must hate you.
421
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,015
Oh, stop.
422
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,384
You're embarrassing me.
423
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:44,628
Are, uh...
424
00:17:44,629 --> 00:17:46,864
are these free?
425
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:48,365
Quarter apiece.
426
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:50,901
All right, ring me up.
427
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:51,768
[Change jingles]
428
00:17:51,769 --> 00:17:52,903
What are you doing?
429
00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:54,805
I'm celebrating
my liberation
430
00:17:54,806 --> 00:17:57,308
from caring
how you feel about me.
431
00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:59,910
See, you're not gonna ruin
any more of my days.
432
00:17:59,911 --> 00:18:01,111
I win.
433
00:18:01,112 --> 00:18:03,847
So, please, ring me up.
434
00:18:03,848 --> 00:18:06,250
Because I've got
a purse full of quarters here
435
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:10,220
and a hankering
for crackers.
436
00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:18,161
That should cover it.
437
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:20,597
If there's any extra...
438
00:18:20,598 --> 00:18:23,433
buy yourself some crackers.
439
00:18:31,576 --> 00:18:34,078
We've become
a real posse...
440
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,314
the three of us.
441
00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:40,217
I don't know how I'm
gonna face the world
442
00:18:40,218 --> 00:18:42,486
without you guys.
443
00:18:42,487 --> 00:18:44,087
I'm scared, man.
444
00:18:44,088 --> 00:18:46,456
No. We can't be.
445
00:18:46,457 --> 00:18:50,427
We have to embrace
the future.
446
00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:53,030
But it's so hard.
447
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,665
Ohhh.
448
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:57,034
What's wrong, honey?
449
00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:59,335
I have to do the hardest thing I've ever done
450
00:18:59,336 --> 00:19:00,904
in my entire life.
451
00:19:00,905 --> 00:19:05,042
I have to tell my boyfriend
it's over, and I don't want to.
452
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,610
But you must.
453
00:19:06,611 --> 00:19:10,480
You will feel better when it's over, sweetie.
454
00:19:10,481 --> 00:19:12,983
You're right,
Mrs. DeGUZMAN.
455
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:15,185
I've got to do it.
456
00:19:15,186 --> 00:19:16,720
Thank you.
457
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:22,826
Wow. That was
really sweet, Mrs. D.
458
00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:26,263
Nah. I just
want her to leave.
459
00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:30,166
She's a bummer.
460
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,470
Absolutely.
461
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:37,775
[Thunder]
462
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,109
Ah, women.
463
00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:41,345
I don't get 'em,
chance.
464
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,979
[Sighs]
465
00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:45,749
Must be easy
bein' a horse.
466
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,318
They bring in
the lady horse.
467
00:19:48,319 --> 00:19:49,519
No talking.
468
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,855
You both know
why she's there.
469
00:19:51,856 --> 00:19:53,924
Of course,
people watch you.
470
00:19:53,925 --> 00:19:56,927
You got Nothin'
to be ashamed of.
471
00:19:56,928 --> 00:19:58,528
You got the horse...
472
00:19:58,529 --> 00:20:00,664
situation.
473
00:20:01,999 --> 00:20:04,334
Sally. What are you
doing here?
474
00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:06,036
I had to see you, Don.
475
00:20:06,037 --> 00:20:08,038
I haven't been able
to sleep all night.
476
00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:10,874
It's only 7 P.M.,
Sally.
477
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,776
We have to talk.
478
00:20:12,777 --> 00:20:15,779
I know what's coming,
so make it fast.
479
00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:18,048
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I--
480
00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:21,485
I--I hate myself for feeling this way, but--
481
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,053
but I need more.
482
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:25,922
More? You don't know
what more is.
483
00:20:25,923 --> 00:20:27,057
No, that's not true,
Don--
484
00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:28,625
No, I'm gonna do
the talkin',
485
00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:30,093
and you're gonna do the
listenin', so just sit down.
486
00:20:30,094 --> 00:20:32,162
What's come over you, Don?
487
00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:33,664
You're being so gruff.
488
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:34,665
I'm afraid.
489
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:35,632
[Thunder]
490
00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:37,200
Now, listen, Sally.
491
00:20:37,201 --> 00:20:39,602
I may not be
the perfect man.
492
00:20:39,603 --> 00:20:42,739
I may never make the cover
of pretty boy magazine.
493
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:45,642
But I'm Don Leslie Orville.
494
00:20:45,643 --> 00:20:48,645
And, Ok, telling you
my middle name just now
495
00:20:48,646 --> 00:20:51,148
probably really
didn't help my cause.
496
00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:54,151
But if you want to have
a relationship with me,
497
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:57,654
it can't be when I'm just
flashing my badge or shooting a gun.
498
00:20:57,655 --> 00:20:59,656
It has to be
with the whole me,
499
00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:01,158
with the 24-hour me,
500
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:04,027
with the me I'm always gonna
be whether I like it or not.
501
00:21:07,098 --> 00:21:08,532
Oh, Don.
502
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,367
Oh, Don what?
503
00:21:12,069 --> 00:21:13,670
Oh, Don...
504
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:16,907
Don.
505
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,875
Sally.
506
00:21:18,876 --> 00:21:20,877
If you're gonna
rip my heart out,
507
00:21:20,878 --> 00:21:23,547
you better reach in now
and pull it out fast,
508
00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:26,850
because in one second, you're
gonna be wearin' my lips for good.
509
00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:40,563
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