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Roger. Officer respondin'
to domestic violence. Over.
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Help! Help!
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It's my stepdaddy Raymond.
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He's beating my mama!
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That Raymond's a bad man.
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Nobody loves Raymond.
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It's been horrible
ever since he moved back in.
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He has no respect for women.
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Aah!
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I know you done
turned me in, B.J.
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Get off.
If it's the last thing I do...
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I'm gonna get you!
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Get off. Aah!
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Wait!
Don't take him away!
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He didn't hit me
that hard! Oh!
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- Get on in there now.
- I love you, Ray.
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- You're dead, B.J.!
- Here, sweetie.
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Dead!
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Mama!
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What are you doing here...
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all the way
from Clinton, Arkansas?
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And why are you watching
that dumb tape again?
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Is that the kind of welcome...
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I get from my own girl...
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who I birthed at the age of nine...
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in a stall
at Ross's Dress For Less?
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Sorry, Mama.
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Where are my manners?
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- Can I offer you a Mountain Dew?
- Yeah.
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Let's see, do I have any?
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You still take sugar in it, right?
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And some cough syrup,
if you got it.
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But first...
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B.J., I have some
awful news for you.
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Your stepdaddy Ray
is out on parole...
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and he's comin' to get you.
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You're dead, B.J.!
Dead!
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No.
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Uhh.
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Tonight's episode:
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Caution: Son of the Beach
may cause major swelling.
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Burn it and burn it.
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And burn it and burn it
and burn it.
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And burn it and burn it
and burn it and burn it.
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And burn it. All right!
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All right!
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Folks, that's Notch Aerobics.
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30 seconds, once a month...
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and you can have
a body like this.
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- Ooh.
- Someday.
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All right, let's all breathe in.
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And... let it out.
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Okay, see you in 30 days.
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That sound
can only mean one thing...
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It's my Indian
half-sister... Firebush.
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Ohh.
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- H-Hey.
- Oh, hi.
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Hi, Firebush.
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Hey, Firebush.
Get off your high horse.
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Hello, Notch
"Little Worm"Johnson.
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How...
are you doing?
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A drought has caused much misery
on the Cojone reservation.
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- No.!
- My people have all left to find work, mostly in liquor stores.
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Now, I need a job.
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Well, Notch, maybe she could
work here as a lifeguard...
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until the drought ends.
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Kimberlee,
that's a great idea.
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Firebush, I'd love
to put you on my unit.
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God, it'll be great.
Right on.
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I will do my best
to make you all proud.
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I'm hungry after that workout.
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- Where are we going for lunch?
- Why go anywhere...
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when the earth has provided us
with so much bounty?
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Let's eat.
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So, how are you
enjoying your seagull?
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It's great.
Tastes a lot like pelican.
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- Uh, Notch.
- Oh.
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I'm still hungry.
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Kimberlee, will you mind
if I grab your breast?
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No time for that, Chip. You and Jamaica
have to go train Firebush.
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Let's roll, kemo sabe.
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- Kimberlee, more sauce for your thigh?
- What?
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- Oh.
- Hey, guys.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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I want you
to meet my mama.
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Ima Cummings.
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I recognize you from the cop show
you were on with B.J.
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Wow, Mama, seems like
everyone's seen our Fuzz.
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And I know you folk
from the letters B.J. draws me.
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- Oh.
- You're Notch Johnson...
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the world-famous hero type.
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And you're Kimberlee Clark,
the sensible, flat-chested one.
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Well, yes.
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I guess we can't
all be as gifted...
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as your little B.J. here.
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Yeah, well, I knew
she was something special...
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ever since that day she won
the Little Miss Bumps Contest.
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"Little Miss Bumps"?
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It's a bikini contest
for overdeveloped six-year-old girls.
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Wow. What would a bikini contest
for six-year-olds be like?
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Hello, fellow Americans.
I'm Larry Flynt.
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Freedom of speech is one
of our most precious rights...
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but let's face it...
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even the First Amendment
has its limits.
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Smut like this has
no place on television.
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So let's clean up
this show, boys.
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No. What I meant was,
what would the contest be like...
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when the girls are grown up?
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Oh-oh-oh-oh
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Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
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Oh-oh-oh
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Oh-oh-oh-oh
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Okay, Kimberlee, let's beat it.
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Hey, Notch? I wanna hang out
with my mama today.
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Can I get off early?
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B.J., I can get you off
with one finger.
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- Have a great day. Nice to meet you.
- Thank you. You too.
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Excuse me, hon,
while I go freshen up.
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Whoa!
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I just love these double-wide
handicap stalls you got here.
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Boy, those crippled folks
sure know how to live!
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Hey, lifeguard.
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How about giving your stepdaddy...
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a little mouth-to-mouth?
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No!
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Then the invaders came.
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They conquered my people
and stole our land.
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Wait. You're from Poland?
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Did you see that?
He defiled the earth.
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- Damn litterbug.
- What can you do?
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I think she's
Indian wrestling him.
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Ooh, now she's giving him
an Indian burn.
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You stay away from her, Ray.
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You gonna stop me, Ima?
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You know you could
never stand up to me.
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I do love you, Ray.
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But that restraining order
is still in effect.
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- You can't come within six inches of me.
- Yeah.
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I could violate you...
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and still respect that
restraining order...
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if you catch my drift.
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You leave her alone, you bastard!
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Call me.
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Oh, B.J., not only
is this hard on you...
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- it's hard on me.
- Well, I just talked to the police.
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As long as Ray honors the restraining
order, there's nothing they can do.
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So there's no way
to force Ray to leave town?
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The only thing we can do is go
to the mayor and get an ordinance.
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I've got an idea.
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Let's go to the mayor
and get an ordinance.
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BJ., we're gonna wash that Ray
right out of your hair.
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- Just a minute. I'm coming.
- Must be in a meeting.
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Enter.
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This better
be good, Johnson.
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No, Mayor, it's bad.
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B.J.'s evil stepdaddy
is stalking her.
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We need you
to sign an ordinance...
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to ban this guy Ray
from Malibu Adjacent.
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Yeah, I want a Ray ban.
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Isn't that a coincidence?
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My new boyfriend's name is Ray.
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Couldn't help but overhear...
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everybody talking about me.
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You listen to me, Ray.
You leave B.J. alone.
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Can't you see she doesn't have
an evil bone in her body?
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Not yet she don't.
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Oh, please. Ray's harmless.
He's just my little country bumpkin.
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Can't you see
he's just using you?
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Yes, and if you're finished,
I'd like to get back to that.
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You might be interested to know
that Ima is still married to Ray.
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- The man's a two-timer.
- Oh, I don't mind.
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So long as he's not three-timing me.
Well, I have my pride.
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Mama?
Don't you want Ray to leave?
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Well, he cheats on me,
but I still love him.
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I'm torn.
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B.J., do you know
what it's like to be torn?
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No, Mama.
I'm a virgin.
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Well, now that's settled.
Thank you all for coming.
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Y'all come back now, hear?
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Beat it, sister.
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All right, come on.
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Squeal, piggy.!
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"Squeal, piggy"?
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- That's what he used to say to me.
- Come on, Mama.
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Three across.
AncientJewish king. Five letters.
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Yo, Chip, can we give it a rest?
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Nein.! We must solve
theJewish question!
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Oy.
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Oh, no!
The little ones are warring.
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Little ones, please.
We are of the same clay.
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There is no need to fight.
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Wow.
She's maintaining order.
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Now, to settle this...
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we must inhale from
the pipe of peace.
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- Is that a pipe I'm peeping?
- When you're ready, Jimmy...
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remove your hand
from the sacred carb.
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Firebush, that is
strictly verboten.!
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- But that's a peace pipe.
- Native American, please.
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That may fly in South Central,
but, girlfriend...
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you in Malibu Adjacent.
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Just keep going.
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Ladies.
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Come on.
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I can't take it
anymore, Mama.
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- How could you even fall for Ray in the first place?
- I'm sorry, baby.
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It's just that he was so handsome,
and I was so drunk.
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You know how those
family reunions are.
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- Listen to me.
- What?
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Either you get Ray
away from me...
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or I will never talk
or draw you letters again.
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Okay, sweet face.
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I will go and talk to Ray.
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Uhh. Maybe the leopard outfit.
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We just ain't really sure that
Firebush is lifeguard material.
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What makes you say that?
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Yeah. You guys need
to be more tolerant.
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Look, no one is more tolerant
than the German people.
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You know, there's even a museum
dedicated to our tolerance.
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Okay, I'll talk to her.
I'll take care of it.
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A' right.
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I have great news.
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Ray and my mom are
headed back to Arkansas.
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Look at me.
I'm so excited.
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- Oh, that's wonderful news.
- Looks like Kimberlee's excited too.
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I have terrible news.
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Ray and your mama are
heading back to Arkansas.
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At least I had one night
with that country stud.
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And what a night it was.
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Oh, my God. There's no excuse
for a man hitting a woman.
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Oh, no, it was my fault.
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I took way too long to fetch
that beer from the fridge.
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Anybody for lunch?
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Uh, Firebush,
we need to talk.
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Let's sit, Indian-style.
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Firebush, do you remember when
I left the world of the white man...
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and had to learn
the ways of the Cojone?
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You mean like
wiping with leaves?
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You obviously recall
the whole poison ivy incident.
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Well, now it's time for you
to forget the ways of the Cojone...
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and adjust to our world.
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I understand.
I will make the change.
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Ha ha. Good girl.
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Aargh, it's that darn
graffiti guy again.
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Please. Let the new Firebush
take care of this.
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Oh. Oh, God.!
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Man down.
B.J., quick. Call 911.
247
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:02,528
411? What's the number
to 911? Thanks.
248
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:08,408
Daddy's home.
Time for payback.
249
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:11,286
Ohh. Aah!
250
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:21,463
Get in the truck.
Get in the truck! Get up!
251
00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:27,636
Drive, bitch. Drive!
252
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,182
But I can't drive an automatic.
253
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,772
Darn!
Where are those paramedics?
254
00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:41,859
I'll go check and see
what's taking B.J. so long.
255
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,736
Little Worm, I believe
I can heal this man.
256
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:48,657
Do you know where
I might find a water buffalo?
257
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,159
Firebush, you're my sister.
258
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:53,495
When you first joined us,
I was exhilarated.
259
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:55,664
You made my unit
swell with pride.
260
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:59,877
But now I'm afraid
I have to let you go.
261
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,421
I understand.
262
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,757
I have brought shame
to this beach.
263
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:07,801
Good-bye, Little Worm.
264
00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:11,054
Notch, look what I found.
265
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,933
Ooh, it's Notch's cell phone
and a gold tooth!
266
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,935
Wow. A gold tooth!
267
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,605
Just like the ones
my Uncle Franz used to collect.
268
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,315
Can I hold it?
269
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:24,193
The tooth?
You can't handle the tooth.
270
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:27,362
No. Don't you get it?
The tooth belongs to Ray...
271
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:29,364
and B.J. had the cell phone.
272
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:32,993
I'll bet the two of them had
a struggle, and now he's kidnapped her.
273
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,499
This tooth reeks of evil spirits.
274
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:43,253
The evil went thataway...
275
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,339
Over the mountains
and through the woods.
276
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:48,091
All right, gang...
277
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,636
I want choppers,
amphibious vehicles...
278
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,096
and some of those little
key chain flashlights.
279
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,682
Hey, where's
Firebush going?
280
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:58,769
I know where she's going...
281
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,188
to save B.J.
282
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:04,233
Come on.
283
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,154
Let's go, you bitches.
Go.! Come on.
284
00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:12,115
- All right. All right.
- Go. Go.
285
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:15,869
Go. Get your asses in that
old abandoned mine shaft.
286
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:32,719
We have to hurry.
I can't see hide nor hair of Firebush.
287
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:48,485
Come on, git. Get up. Go.
288
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:51,488
This bridge looks
dangerous and rickety.
289
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:54,575
Be brave, darlin'.
Mama loves you.
290
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:59,538
Daddy loves you too.
At least I'm fixin' to. Go on. Git.
291
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,541
I'm scared. I don't know
if I can do this.
292
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,465
I saw Firebush head in here.
And there's Ray's truck.
293
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,551
Poor B.J.
She must be freaking.
294
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,846
- It's pitch black in that mine shaft.
- It's okay, Jamaica.
295
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,682
If anybody can handle
a big, black shaft, it's B.J.
296
00:18:20,309 --> 00:18:22,561
Come on.
297
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,149
Oh. Aah!
298
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,484
Unhand the woman,
or face my wrath.
299
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,248
How you gonna
get us now, Injun?
300
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,172
Wait.
Don't just leave us here.
301
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,466
She don't care about you.
302
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:54,968
Only your daddy cares about you.
303
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:57,346
Oh, come on now, Ray.
304
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,473
- Get outta my way.
- No.
305
00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:00,807
Hi, B.J.
306
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:05,270
There they are.
307
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:09,441
- Oh, no. We're too late.
- No, no. It's okay, gang.
308
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:11,443
I think I know what to do.
309
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,737
Now stop it, Ray.
Just stop it.
310
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,703
What happened to Firebush?
311
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:23,914
Looks like she
let us down again.
312
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,462
No, she didn't. Look.
313
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,187
- Mom!
- Yeah.
314
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,189
Ohh.
315
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:56,154
- Hyah!
- Oh, my God, Ray.
316
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:59,575
- Ima, help me, Ima.
- I don't know why I'm helping you.
317
00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:02,077
Oh, you know I love you,
possum pie.
318
00:20:02,161 --> 00:20:05,622
You know when I hit you,
it ain't nothing personal.
319
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:07,749
I know that, honeybunch.
320
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:10,752
So I hope you don't
take this personal.
321
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:17,843
Whoops!
322
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,725
Oh, I love you, Mama.
323
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,727
I love you, sweet face.
324
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:30,439
There go one brother
who really got the shaft.
325
00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:38,113
Firebush, in honor
of your heroic actions...
326
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:41,241
we present you
the SPF-30 patch.
327
00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:43,327
You've earned it.
328
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,956
But that looks too big to fit.
329
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,959
Girlfriend, you gonna have to
shave down your patch.
330
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:54,963
Mine's trimmed perfectly.
I'll show you how.
331
00:20:57,174 --> 00:21:00,385
You know, as much
as I enjoyed tonight's episode...
332
00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:03,931
I couldn't help but feel
something was missing.
333
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:08,268
Let's try that ending
one more time.
334
00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:12,314
Girlfriend, you gonna have to
shave down your patch.
335
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:15,943
Mine's trimmed perfectly.
I'll show you how.
336
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:20,447
But first, I wanna thank you
for saving my life.
337
00:21:22,825 --> 00:21:26,954
Much better. Good night, folks.
338
00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:29,498
Oh, hi, teens.
339
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:30,833
Notch Johnson here.
340
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:33,961
Tonight's show was about
a battered woman from the South.
341
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:36,797
But so many battered things
come from the South.
342
00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:38,882
You've got battered chicken...
343
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:40,050
battered shrimp...
344
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,426
battered catfish...
345
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:43,637
and, of course, batteries.
346
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:47,474
So what's the problem
with battering? High cholesterol.
347
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:50,561
Now, teens, people our age
don't have to worry about that...
348
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:52,563
but others do.
349
00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:54,982
So if you should meet
a known batterer...
350
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:57,943
I'd like to recommend
my new product...
351
00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:01,196
Notch Johnson's
I Can't Believe It's Not Batter.
352
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,532
And you'll say...
353
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,826
Wow!
354
00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:09,121
I can't believe
it's not batter. Mmm.
355
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:12,124
Until next time,
this is Notch Johnson saying...
356
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:14,126
"Ride the big one."
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