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Grab a seat withThe Cool Kids.
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Oh, that's not gonna
be a problem.
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Catch all-new episodes Fridays.
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And check out
our other programs--
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Last Man Standing andRel.
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Only on Fox.
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Y'all know what time it is?
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Time for me to change my shorts?
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No. It's time for...
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Friend-aversary!
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You guys...
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Look at her, just dying to know
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what Friend-aversary is.
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Oh, let me guess.
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It's the anniversary
of the day you guys met.
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I think this calls for areenactment of the fateful day.
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Hank, would you like
to set the scene?
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I don't think I really need
a reenactment...
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The year was 2016.
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Beyoncé had just turned
lemons into Lemonade.
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North Korea was...
doing they thing.
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Celebrities were
dropping like flies.
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And Sidney Delacroix walked intothe Shady Meadow dining hall
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for the very first time.
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And it looked
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a little something like this.
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Wherever will I,
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a killer candidate for
lifelong friendships, park it?
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Oh, no. David Bowie and Prince,both dead.
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And my phone is dying, too.
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I think I have a charger
that you may borrow.
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No, I do not.
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Hey, kid,
do you have a charger?
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Moi?I do have a phone charger.
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I do.
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Oh, boy, does thing
have a fast-forward?
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Cool. Would you like
to sit with us?
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Out of all the peopleat Shady Meadows, you chose me?
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I'm so honored, and I accept.
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-And that is how
history was made.
-Yeah.
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Well, that was
actually very sweet.
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It took a long, long time,
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but it was very, very sweet.
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And, uh, I know exactly
what I'm gonna get you guys
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for anniversary presents:
acting lessons.
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So,
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for the anniversary dinner
tomorrow night,
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I'll kick things off
with three-layer dip,
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followed by
thrice-baked potatoes,
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and then triple-fried
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3 Musketeers bars!
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I really would like
to make fun of you guys,
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but it just keeps getting
cuter and cuter.
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:
So, I'm in.
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What's the dress code
for the dinner?
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Well, your dress code
gonna be pajamas,
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'cause you ain't coming.
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So you are seriously gonna
have a special dinner
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about the friendships of this
table and not invite ya girl?
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We'd love to,
but our hands are tied.
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See, the Founding Fathers
don't make the rules.
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Yes, they do. Of course they do.
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That's all they do!
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Well, I guess
she's not gonna leave,
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so let's dive right in.
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The theme of this year's
Friend-aversary
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is "Now and Then."
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This is us "Now."
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And this is us "Then."
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Oh, man, I got ripped.
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Okay, aren't we missing
something critical?
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I should be
in the "Now" picture.
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Well, you were
till I cut you out.
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It's amazing what you can do
with Photoshop.
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Plus, I gave us bulges.
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How are you a Founding Father
if Hank and Charlie
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were already friends
before you even sat down?
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Well, these guys, plus Jerry...
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R.I.P.
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They had
had a few lunches,
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but I was the special sauce
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that brought
this table burger together.
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All right.
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Well, if you're
the special sauce,
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I should at least
be the pickles.
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Well, I couldn't have said thatbetter myself.
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And we all agree,
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burgers are nasty with pickles.
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Nastier than three old men
with fake bulges?
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And by the way, you gave
yourself three balls, Sid.
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Okay, where were we?
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Now, I've taken care ofthe music, the food, the decor.
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Let me show you
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what I'm thinking about
for the patio concept.
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Charlie, you did book the patio,didn't you?
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Sid, I am offended
that you would even ask.
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That said, the answer is no.
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Come on, Charlie.
You had one job.
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Relax.
I'll reserve it now.
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-Allison.
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-Allison.
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Allison!
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What?
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Allison, we are hereby booking
the patio for tomorrow.
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Well, it delights me to tell you
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that the patio
is already booked.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh, am I smiling right now?
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I forgot what that feels like.
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Who booked the patio?
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The only people I like
less than you monsters:
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Judy and the cat ladies.
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Good luck convincing her
to give it to you, fellas.
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Well, the dinner's not dead.
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We can just have it
in one of our apartments.
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We have to have Friend-aversary
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on the patio!
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It's tradition!
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Plus, it's gonna take me
24 hours just to decorate!
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What are we gonna do?!
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Thank you. I needed that.
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Oh, I wouldn't do that.
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That's Jason Bourne
you're about to punch, mister.
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Pipe down, Dudley.
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You talk to that book
one more time,
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I'm gonna make you eat it.
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Whoa, Mama's steaming
from the hood.
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Any chance this venom
has something to do
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with the upcoming
Friend-aversary?
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You know about Friend-aversary?
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Know about it? I lived it.
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And it haunts me to this day.
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Goodbye, Margaret.
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Wai... Uh, Dudley, wait.
Don't go, don't go.
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W-What are you talking about?
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Oh. Usually, people want me toleave after a couple sentences.
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Hank and Charlie asked meto join their table before Sid.
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I was their first choice.
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:
Oh, Dudley,
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I don't mean
to insult you, sweetie,
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but I find that
very hard to believe.
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That's because
you didn't know me in 2016.
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I could drive at night,
and my knee didn't click.
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I was high on my own supply,
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and I turned them down.
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So their whole
Founding Father story
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isn't true?
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Unbelievable.
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Turning them down
is my greatest regret.
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Now all I dream about is
spending time with you guys.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's great to dream, isn't it?
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Perfect.
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Sorry.
Might want to try
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hanging it a little higher
next time.
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Or you might want to knock
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before blasting in like
the friggin' Kool-Aid Man!
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Sid, could you and I both agree
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that this wholeFounding Father thing is silly?
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Come on,
let me come to the dinner.
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I would love to have you
at the dinner.
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I really would.
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But you're not
a Founding Father.
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Well, technically,
neither are you.
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The heck you talking about?
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I know that you were notHank and Charlie's first choice
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to sit at the table.
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Oh, Margaret,
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what a sad lie.
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So desperate to get past
the velvet ropes,
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you'll say anything.
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Wait, did you not know?
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You mean it's true?
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But what about...
the phone charger?
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What about the Founding Fathers?
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What about the special sauce?
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It was all a lie?
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Wait... Ooh.
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Whoa. Ow! Ow! Sid!
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-Oh, sweet Margaret. Oh.
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I had the most terrible dream
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that all my best friendships
were based on a lie.
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It was real?
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-Oh!
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Ooh.
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Oh, dear God.
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-Shut the door.
-Shut the door.
-Shut the door.
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Afternoon, uh, Judy,
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other cat ladies...
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...cats.
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Hank, what are you doing here?
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You hate cats.
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What, us? What?
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-Judy, you crazy.
-: Yeah.
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Yeah, we think it's weird when
there's not 22 cats in a room.
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Listen, uh, Judy,
we need a favor, but first,
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-we want to give you this
little token of our respect.
-Yeah.
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Primo catnip,and we brought it for the cats,
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but, uh, there you go,
she's eating it.
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So, uh,
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you guys booked the patio
for tomorrow, but, see,
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-we need it for our
Friend-aversary dinner.
-Yeah.
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-Friend-aversary?
-Mm-hmm.
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That sounds ridiculous.
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Well, what are you using it for?
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Caturday Night Fever,
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a disco-themed dance party
for cats.
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Great. And I can assume
none of you gals are married?
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This is kind of "Kevin's thing,"
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so you're gonna
have to ask Kevin.
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Well, who the hell is Kevin?
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So, uh...
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what's up, Kevin?
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No, no, no, no, no.
Face-to-face.
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:
Oh, man.
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Uh...
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Hey, there, uh... Kevin.
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You're looking good.
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Your fur is on point.
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What, you been
hitting the salmon?
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Listen,
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uh, it'd really be great
if you could
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let us have the patio tomorrow,
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so I can party with my friends.
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Are we waiting for him
to answer or...?
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Oh, Kevin says
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he wants a kiss
to seal the deal.
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I ain't kissing
no damn cat, man.
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Kiss the cat, Hank.
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Oh. Oh.
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The patio is yours, gentlemen.
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-Hot damn!
-You're the man, Kevin.
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All right.
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And now Kevin wants
a kiss from mommy.
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Let's get the hell out of here.
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-Oh...
Close the door.
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-Hey, Sid.
-Hey, Sid, great news.
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-Friend-aversary is on.
-Yeah.
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Friend-aversary is off!
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What are you talking about?I just kissed a tuna-breath cat.
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I got whiskers in my teeth.
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Well, Margaret told me
everything.
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I was your second choice
to sit at the table?
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Oh, Sid, it is no big deal.
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Just because we asked Dudley
before you...
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What?!
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You went to Dudley before me?!
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-What is happening right now?
Oh, Sid,
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take it easy, okay?
You're gonna faint.
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Oh, you would love that,
wouldn't you?
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Well, I'm not gonna give you
the... satisfaction.
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Well, Margaret,
you got what you wanted.
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You ruined Friend-aversary.
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What holiday
you gonna ruin next?
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What, you gonna boil
the Easter Bunny?
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You gonna kick Santa
in the sack?
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Are you actually
gonna blame this on me
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for telling Sid about the lie
that you told him
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two years ago that you didn't
tell me not to tell him
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that I didn't know was a lie
that he didn't know?
260
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,655
She's trying
to confuse us, Hank.
261
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Stand your ground.
262
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,964
You know, lost in all of this
is the fact
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that I had to kiss a cat.
264
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For nothing.
Because of you.
265
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:02,450
I want to know who you gonna
kiss to make this right?
266
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'Cause it ain't gonna be me.
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Sorry, I am not interested.
268
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,892
'Sup, y'all?
269
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,373
I'm just here
to set up for the party.
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Wait.
271
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,681
Friend-aversary is on?
272
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:19,206
You want me to go bring
the, uh, 3 Musketeerses?
273
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:23,950
Oh, I'm not setting up
for Friend-aversary.
274
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:27,214
I'm setting up
for Caturday Night Fever.
275
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,479
So once you get those
3 Musketeerseses,
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00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:34,003
why don't you feed 'em
to your butt?
277
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:39,008
And, Margaret, would you like
to be my plus-one?
278
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,924
Oh, Sid, that sounds great,
because you know how much
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00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:45,797
I love being invited to stuff.
280
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,799
So you just gonna ditch us
to hang out
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00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:48,888
with a bunch of cat ladies?
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00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:56,808
Meow, meow, bitches.
283
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,177
How fun is this?
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00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,744
Yeah, I'm actually starting
to have a pretty good...
285
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,746
Oh, this sucks, Sid.
286
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,097
I mean, I know we're trying
to prove a point
287
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:27,013
to Hank and Charlie,
but this is a freak show.
288
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:29,450
-You don't even like cats.
-I love cats.
289
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,539
I've never been happier,
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00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:34,890
with the love of these
beautiful little creatures...
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00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,544
-Ow!
292
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:39,025
Damn you, you dick!
293
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:43,072
We have so much fun together.
294
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,601
-We don't need Sid.
-Mm-mmm.
295
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,342
We can throw our party
without him.
296
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:56,216
Although he does handle thedecorations, music and the food,
297
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:57,826
it's really our
stimulating conversation
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00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,219
that makes our party great.
299
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,486
Yup.
300
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,404
Oh, come on, Margaret.
301
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,406
If we're not dancing,
it's gonna look like
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00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,582
we're not having fun
to Hank and Charlie.
303
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,279
-Oh, Sid,
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00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,238
you don't have to do this.
305
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,501
I mean, is it really
that big of a deal
306
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,111
that you were
their second choice?
307
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,591
Yes, it is.
308
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:26,159
When I walked up to that table,
309
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,639
I felt butterflies in my tummy,
310
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:31,860
but to them, I was justsome rando with a phone charger.
311
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:35,081
I realize now
those guys never felt about me
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00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:38,301
the way that I felt about them.
313
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:41,130
My heart is broken, Margaret.
314
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,921
Guys, you really need Sid back,
315
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,402
and he definitely needs you.
316
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,535
He thinks your whole
friendship isn't real
317
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,406
because it started with a lie,
318
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,756
so you need to prove to him
how important he is to you.
319
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,497
Now, before you say no,
I just want you...
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00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,108
We're in.
321
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:04,110
Well, that was easy.
322
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,120
I got your text.
323
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,122
I'm still not speaking
to you guys,
324
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:19,038
but on the off chanceBradley Cooper is really here...
325
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:23,477
...you have my full attention.
326
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,044
Places!
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00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,662
"In the beginning,
328
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,925
"Charlie and Hank
thought they were happy,
329
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,709
but something was missing."
330
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:41,147
"Hank, I think I'm happy,
331
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,757
but something is missing."
332
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,109
"Should we let Dudley
sit at our table?"
333
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:50,373
"That's a stupid idea, Charlie.You stupid."
334
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,769
"But wait a minute.
Look over there."
335
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:57,337
-"Who."
-"Is."
336
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,860
"That?"
337
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,385
Oh!
338
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:09,740
:
"I am Sidney
Lafayette Delacroix,
339
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:13,092
and I have nowhere to sit."
340
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,184
"Maybe we should
ask this awesome guy
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00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,273
to sit with us."
342
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,144
"Now, wait a minute.
That depends.
343
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:25,365
"It's true,
we have a seat at our table,
344
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,280
"but before we ask you
to sit with us,
345
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:31,153
we have some questions.
Are you funny as hell?"
346
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,199
"Yes."
347
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,768
"Are you a wizard
with a casserole?"
348
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,640
"Yes."
349
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,644
"And is your style
always on point?"
350
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:46,342
"Oh, friggin' hell yes!"
351
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,564
"Well, then, please,
have a seat."
352
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,745
"Oh, no, Hank,
353
00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:01,401
what's that feeling
in my stomach? Bad clams?"
354
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:05,187
"No, Charlie,
those are butterflies.
355
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,058
Friendship butterflies."
356
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,540
You guys,
357
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,542
you really mean all that?
358
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,065
Sure do.
359
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,980
You know, uh,
360
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,418
something I never told you
about that day, Sid.
361
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,247
When we were charging my phone,
362
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,770
I kept unplugging it
363
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:25,729
'cause I didn't want you to go.
364
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:31,431
Yup, Charlie and I
are like two dying phones.
365
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,695
And whenever our power
gets too low--
366
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:37,437
-ten percent or below--
-Yeah.
367
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,395
...you charge us up.
368
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:42,790
You not only
had a charger that day,
369
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,226
you were the charger.
370
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:47,447
Oh.
This is the sweetest thing
371
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:50,363
anybody has ever done for me.
372
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:51,886
And, Margaret,
373
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,497
I didn't think
I'd ever say this,
374
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:58,371
but in some very odd way,
you're turning me on.
375
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:06,248
Oh, uh, I'm really proudof the three of you.
376
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,511
Now could I please
take off this stupid wig
377
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:11,645
and get these three tennis ballsout of my pants?
378
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,476
Uh, well, our play's
not over yet.
379
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:19,043
-Um, Charlie.
-Oh.
380
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,482
"'Cause even with
the addition of Sid,
381
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,659
the third piece of the group
still was not complete."
382
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,269
What are you guys talking about?
383
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,141
"Hi, I'm Margaret.
384
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,409
I'm going to sit here,
385
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:39,325
whether you like it or not."
386
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,327
Aw!
387
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:44,373
You guys included me.
388
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,723
"On first impression,
I do not like you,
389
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,508
but you will grow on me."
390
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,292
"You're going to grow
391
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,163
"on all of us. That's right.
392
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,861
"You're the new chapter
of our story.
393
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,950
We're sorry
we didn't include you."
394
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:59,127
-"I'm lucky to be
in this amazing group,
395
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:02,478
considering I'm a huge
pain in the ass."
396
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,309
-Hank wrote the script.
Yes.
397
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,355
I figured.
398
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:11,139
The end.
399
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:15,404
Margaret, this is
your official invite
400
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,406
to the Friend-aversary dinner.
401
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:20,104
Oh, well, I'll think
about it. I'm in.
402
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:22,324
-Can I come, too?
403
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:25,284
Go hang with the cat ladies,
Dudley.
404
00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:29,331
I wish.
Too much bad blood.
405
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:33,074
I really ran through
those broads back in 2016.
406
00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:43,954
That's pretty good.
407
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