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The party's just getting started withThe Cool Kids.
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You see what I did there?
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Catch all-new episodes Fridays.
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And check out our other programs--
Last Man Standing and
The Masked Singer.
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Only on Fox.
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Uh, Sid, can you pass the salt?
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Sure, Charlie. I assume you're
asking that because I have
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all the time in the world,
since my boyfriend dumped me.
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Well, while we're
passing things,
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I might want to pass on
some advice:
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wash your hat once!
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All right, I know things
have been tough
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since you broke up with John,
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but if you don't stop
talking like that,
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I'm gonna kick your little ass.
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Why does everyone hate me?
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I'm so unlovable.
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Yikes.
I don't need salt, okay?
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Unbelievable.
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I just got a invitation
to my son Tony's wedding.
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Check this out.
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"Hosted by Lorraine and Reggie."
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My ex-wife and her husband
are running the show.
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-No mention of me at all.
I have been replaced.
-Whoa.
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I don't think Tony
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is trying to replace you.
I mean, you guys
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are really close, right?
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Well, yeah.
I mean, that's my son.
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Fruit of my loins.
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We don't chitty-chat
all that much,
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'cause we're grown-ass men.
But I told him, I said,
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"You let me
know when and where
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this wedding is
and I will be there."
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Well, it sounds like he's doingexactly what you told him to.
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It sounds like
you're not listening.
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I'm being sidelined
at my own son's wedding.
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Well, it's time for old Hank
to assert himself.
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And I'm gonna start
by inviting y'all three.
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Oh, no.
Count me out, Hank.
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I really don't need
any tense family drama.
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It's at some fancy Vegas hotel.
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Well, what is life
without a little drama?
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I'm in.
I love Vegas.
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Yeah. Me, too.
I got that town wired.
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I got connections at the Sands,the Sahara.
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It sounds like you
hadthat town wired.
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Those places
have been torn down.
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No. Trust me, when they hear
that I'm coming back,
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I'm gonna rule that place.
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You know, back in the '70s,
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they used to call me
Charlie Sell Phones.
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Stop lying, stank hat.
They didn't even
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-have cell phones in the '70s.
Uh-uh.
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"Sell" with an "S."
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I used to sell rotary phones
to key figures
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in the Vegas underworld.
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They were untappable.
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Well, y'all have fun.
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Vegas is no place
for the brokenhearted.
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I should go someplace
like Pittsburgh.
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Oh, come on.
This is gonna be great.
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Vegas is the perfect place
for you to get over John.
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After my divorce,
I went to Vegas.
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I got over ten years of pain
in one weekend.
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And so Vegas Margaret
was born.
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One day, I tipped the pool boy
with my room key.
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Oh, all right. All right, all
right, all right, I'll go.
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Anything to keep me from hearingthe end of your sex story.
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Oh, you're gonna hear it
all right.
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So, the air is thick
with the smell of chlorine,
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-and I am really horny...
-Aah!
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What the hell happened to Vegas?
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It used to be
the devil's playground.
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Now it looks like a unicorn
threw up all over the place.
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-And most of it landed
on your outfit.
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Hey, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
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This is Vegas Margaret
understated.
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I got an outfit in my bag
that needs batteries.
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Okay, Sid, come on.
Let's go get you over John.
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I'll tell you what would
help me get over John is
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you not saying his name
every five minutes.
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-All right, I'm gonna go
check us in.
-All right.
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-Hey, Pop!
-Tony!
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Look at you.
My son, getting married.
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There's the man of the hour.
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Hey, Reggie. Thanks so much for
those MMA tickets last night.
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We were so close,
we got blood on us.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Re-Re-Reggie, Reggie, Reggie.
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Excuse me, me and, uh, Tony
weren't finished
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with our little greeting yet.
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Ha-ah! Here I go.
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We do... we do this
all the time.
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I love you so much, son.
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I knew you were gonna
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make a fool of yourself
at this wedding,
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I just didn't know
it was gonna be
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in the first minute, Hank.
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So you do know my name.
'Cause I couldn't find it
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-on that invitation.
-That's enough, you two.
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I don't need you guys
fighting all weekend.
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Let's just focus
on the positive.
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We're all here together--
you, me, Dad,
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Reggie, that guy.
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those two other white people
you brought who I barely know.
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All right, my room is comped.
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They must have heard
I was back in town.
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This has got Ronnie Room Comps
written all over it.
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Actually, it was Reggie.He picked up everybody's rooms.
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He's the best, isn't he?
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Uh, Reggie, me and my friends--we not impressed
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with your little room comp.
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Reggie, you honor me
with this comp.
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If you ever need
a rotary phone installed,
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I'm your guy.
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Good to know.
Thank you.
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Oh, yes.Reggie's paying for everything.
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And I mean everything.
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Bachelor party. Bachelorette
party. Rooms. Wi-Fi.
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And that's premium Wi-Fi,
no buffering.
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Well, it's not every day
your son gets married.
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Uh, stepson.
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Don't forget the, uh, "step."
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-You see what he's doing?
-Yeah.
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-He trying to make me look bad
in front of my own son.
-I know.
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All right, guys, we're out.
I hope we see both of you
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at the bachelor party dinner
tonight. It's on me.
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-The hell it is. I'm buying
dinner for the family.
-Wow, thanks, Dad.
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Hank's paying? Where y'all
eating, at a vending machine?
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So, check it out, Sid.
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This is my
Vegas Margaret outfit.
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Well, honey, it's like the sun--
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it's bright, shiny
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and hard to look at.
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Enough.
Time to change that attitude
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-and get you over...
-No, no!
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Don't you say it.
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You know who.
All right.
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We're gonna go big, Sid.
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We've each got $500 in chips.
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So if you follow my lead,
we can triple this.
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Waitress. Could we get a coupleof Moscow Mules
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for us high rollers?
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No more bets.
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Wait.
Sid, what did you do?
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I went big, like you told me to.
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I put all your chips on red,
all my chips on black,
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so we cannot lose.
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Green! The rare double zero.
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What?!
Wait, Sid. What the hell?
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That's all our money
for the whole weekend.
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Well, why didn't you tell me
about green?
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Nobody bets on green.
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Well, if he had,
he would've won $36,000.
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Butt out, dealer.
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The name's John.
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-Damn it!
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Ooh, are you guys tapped out?
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Free drinks
are for gamblers only.
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Whiskey soda for John?
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Oh, come on!
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Margaret, you told me this tripwas gonna cheer me up.
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I'm broke, I'm sober, and we'rehanging out in what apparently
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is an all-John casino.
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How can I go big in Vegas
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when I don't have any money?
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I've got a plan.
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What are you gonna do,
skin another peacock
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and throw it on your back?
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What the hell
have I gotten into?
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Look at the prices
on this menu, man.
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And I ain't seeing no combos.
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Oh, relax, Hank.You're with Charlie Sell Phones.
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Yeah. We're here for the
Henderson bachelor party,
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and we expect to be
taken care of.
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We know Robbie Restaurants.
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You know Robbie Restaurants?
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We know Robbie Restaurants.
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Are you saying in broken English
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that you're not gonna
rob the restaurant?
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It's a person.
Robbie Restaurants.
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I don't know what's happening,
but your table's ready.
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Okay, forget about it.
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We'll get tap waters,
share a side salad.
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-Good thing it's just
the four of us.
-Yeah.
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Hey, guys, over here.
Dad, these are my groomsmen.
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Oh, hey.
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Oh... Oh.
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-Hey, now. It's good to see...
-Their flight got delayed.
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They haven't eaten
since breakfast.
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Well, how the hell did the planeeven lift off the ground?
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Did Vernon just order
another seafood tower?
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What happened to
your s-smaller friends?
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Les, Slim, String Bean and them?
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Vernon isString Bean.
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What the hell happened to him?
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He's actually lost
a lot of weight
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since that last trip
we took to Cabo.
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Vernon, looking good.
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You been using your maracas?
I know I have.
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What the hell is this, man?
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Taking my son on trips,
getting him maracas.
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Bastard.
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Hey, Hank. Can you pass
that bottle of wine?
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I need to top off.
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Yeah, 'cause you're running
through it, you lush.
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This the good stuff.
You've got to savor it.
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Like this.
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Delectable.
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See, that way one glass
lasts all night.
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Look, I'm spending
all this money,
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and I'm not making no
brownie points with my son.
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-I'm gonna shut this down.
I'm getting the check.
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I'd like to say a few words.
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Reggie!
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Getting to know this man
and his friends
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has been a privilege
and an honor.
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Well, that certainly wasa few words. Thank you, Reggie.
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Thanks for opening.
Have a seat.
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Have a seat, Reggie.
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Good evening, everyone.
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Hank!
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Well, what a fine evening
I have provided
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for you all.
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And to my son and his now
unrecognizable friends,
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and his, uh, mama's
side piece down there,
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I want to say it's getting late,
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so forks up, hands down,
got to go.
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Dad, it's 7:15.
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7:15? Well, what is
this check doing here?
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I know I didn't ask for it.
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Ooh, this thing is heavy.
I'm scared to open it up.
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Oh, just do it, bud.
Like a Band-Aid.
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All right, no matter
what the figure is inside,
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I will not react.
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Son of a bitch!
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What a deal!
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-Surprise!
-Surprise!
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It's your ex-husband's friends.
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This is the bachelorette party,right?
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Sure. But what the heck
are you two doing here?
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We want to celebrate
the upcoming nuptials
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of our favorite couple, Tony
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and... bride.
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Yeah, it's not like
we lost all our money,
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can't afford drinks,
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and are trying
to glom on to your thing.
247
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:21,419
Anyhoo, what areyou drinking?
248
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,204
Martinis?
Appletinis?
249
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,554
Any tinis going on in here?
250
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,774
Well, we're just
staying in tonight.
251
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,645
The wedding's early tomorrow.
252
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,781
Oh.
253
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:37,871
Looking good, ladies.
254
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,873
This is supposed to cheer me up?
255
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:42,179
They are whitening
their friggin' teeth.
256
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,877
-Uh...
-Let's just go down to the bar
257
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,662
-and play
Guess Who's a Prostitute.
-No.
258
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,012
We're gonna have fun tonight.
I'm gonna make this happen.
259
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:51,885
You want to have fun,
don't you, Lorraine?
260
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,451
Of course I do, but I promised
261
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,671
Reggie and Tony
that I'd-I'd behave myself.
262
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,673
Apparently,
when I party in Vegas,
263
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,154
I hurt and embarrass
the ones I love.
264
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,156
Hurting and embarrassing
the ones you love
265
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,027
is what Vegas is all about.
266
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,769
Come on, I want to be
Vegas Margaret tonight.
267
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:10,207
And I bet you there's a Vegas
Lorraine in there somewhere.
268
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,774
Oh, yeah, there is.
269
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,645
:
She's wild.
270
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,996
-She's wild!
271
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:18,389
I promised... I promised
I'd stay in the room.
272
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,914
Well, then we'll make the fun
come to us.
273
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,263
Come on, you guys.
274
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:25,048
This is your bride's
last night of freedom.
275
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:28,399
Don't you want to blow it out,
make it memorable?
276
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,837
Sweetie,
I know that you don't know me,
277
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,491
but marriage is boring as hell.
278
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,712
The same guy every single night?
279
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:40,281
This is your last chance to
grab a beefcake by both cheeks
280
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,370
and let him do his thing.
281
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,897
Well, I don't know what thatwas, but I'll take it as a yes.
282
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:51,292
You twisted my arm. Just give mea minute to get ready.
283
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:55,252
-Sha-bam!
284
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:58,081
Ah! I was gonna sneak out
after they fell asleep.
285
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,996
-Lorraine!
286
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,000
Thanks again for dinner, Dad.
Want to come hit the tables?
287
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,915
Yeah, I'll be there in a minute,son. I can't wait
288
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,656
to gamble the money
I definitely have.
289
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,225
Okay.
I made a few calls,
290
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,966
but none of them panned out.
291
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:15,490
Turns out that
Robbie Restaurants is dead,
292
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,884
Harry Hubcaps is in jail
and the only guy I could
293
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,929
get on the phone
was Mikey Mumbles.
294
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,975
-What did he say?
-Couldn't understand
a word of it.
295
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,978
Damn. I'm gonna look like
a idiot in front of my son.
296
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,980
Reggie's just gonna love that.
297
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,546
I can't afford this.
298
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,766
Well, there is one other option.
299
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,463
-Dine and dash?
300
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:35,902
At our age, it's more
"gobble and hobble," but, yes.
301
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,991
-Gentlemen. Is there a problem?-Oh!
302
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,079
Where the hell did you...?
303
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,559
Wha... What,
were you spying on us?
304
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,344
We have a policy
of watching anyone
305
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:47,130
who screams "son of a bitch"
when they get their bill.
306
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:50,090
You know what, if I can get
Tommy Two Tux on the phone,
307
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:52,527
you are gonna be done
in this town.
308
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:56,009
Yeah. I just don't think
that's a real person, so...
309
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,011
Don't play dumb.
310
00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:00,100
He always wears two tuxes?
311
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:03,799
Half black, half white,
split right down the middle?
312
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,324
I believe you're describing
a Batman villain?
313
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,109
Hey, I thought you were
right behind us.
314
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,111
Dad, all these women keep
hitting on Reggie.
315
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,287
-It's hilarious.
316
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,549
Is there a problem over here?
317
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:15,811
You the problem, man.
318
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:19,162
This man is trying
to steal my son.
319
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,816
Amber Alert!
320
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,994
-This man trying
to steal my little boy.
-Dad, calm down.
321
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:27,779
-Don't scream "Amber Alert."
-Not trying to steal anyone.
322
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,956
We're talking about an adult
son, by the way. He's 40.
323
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:34,177
This man is trying
to hug my little boy.
324
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,963
Okay, I'm gonna
walk away from this.
325
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,574
What's your deal?
326
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:42,185
Why'd you have to make a scene
and spoil a great dinner?
327
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,013
It was great for you
and your big-ass friends.
328
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,146
Me? All I had
is half a salad.
329
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,713
-Forget it.
-Tony, wait a minute.
330
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:52,195
Sir, you can't leave without
paying your bill. Security.
331
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,632
I found a fingernail
in my salad.
332
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,765
Really?
333
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,593
You're gonna bring
your goons in?
334
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,595
All right, here's what
is going to happen.
335
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:04,599
You are going to let us
walk out of here right now.
336
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,209
Take him, too.
337
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:22,530
That's how Mama likes it.
Yeah!
338
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:25,446
Ooh, yeah, boy.
Earn that tuition.
339
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,013
Earn it.
340
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:29,015
I love Vegas, Lorraine.
341
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,800
I love how you call
your hands dong tongs.
342
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,019
Snap, snap.
343
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,021
Can't control my dong tongs.
344
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,370
No...
345
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:39,199
Hey, wait, wait.
Where's your little buddy?
346
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,678
Oh, he's nursing a bad breakup.
347
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,767
I've been trying
to cheer him up all night.
348
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:45,031
-He's probably
in the bathroom crying.
-Oh...
349
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,424
Fire in the hole!
350
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:55,084
My stripper name is Backdraft.
351
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,868
:
Oh!
352
00:15:56,912 --> 00:16:00,263
Go Vegas Sid!
353
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,265
-Oh!
354
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,485
Oh, that must be
the other stripper.
355
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,666
Ooh. Look at this one.
356
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,234
Ma'am, we got a noise complaint.
357
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:18,020
Okay, so your thing
is that you don't work out
358
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,066
so that you look
like a regular schlub.
359
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,589
I dig it.
360
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,460
Ma'am, I'm the head
of hotel security.
361
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:26,028
Hey. Hey, can we turn off
the music, please?
362
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,117
Well, how are you gonna dance?
363
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,640
Oh, he looks pissed.
364
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:32,208
I better cool him off.
365
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,388
Take it off!
366
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,436
Ha, ha, ha.
367
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,398
Hey, Hank. Don't worry, bud,
I'll get us out of here.
368
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,313
Before they took our phones,
I left a message
369
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:51,749
with Tommy Two Tux.
370
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,447
Charlie, I'm sick
of your made-up stories
371
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,231
about your made-up friends.
372
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,103
We need a real plan.
373
00:16:57,146 --> 00:17:00,149
We got to get in touch
with Margaret and Sid.
374
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,501
Hank? Charlie?
375
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,242
Margaret, thank God.
376
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,939
Are y'all here to bail us out?
377
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,985
Nope.
378
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,345
My son's wedding's in an hour.
379
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:24,130
I guess I'm gonna miss it.
380
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:27,785
Well, what does it matter?Reggie's his daddy now, anyway.
381
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:30,310
:Shut up, Hank. You know, you...
382
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:34,009
You know what your problem is,
Hank is...
383
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,712
Mother of my child.
384
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,758
I shouldn't have come here.
385
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,542
Me either.
386
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,154
I wish I was home,
looking at pictures of John.
387
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,981
I also wish I had some pants.
388
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:53,028
It's freezing here
in the big house.
389
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,988
Can't believe that Tommy
Two Tux didn't show up for us.
390
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:58,990
Will you listen
to the three of you?
391
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,384
You know what? Vegas Margaret
is not gonna sit here
392
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,038
and listen to you sad sacks
complaining.
393
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,822
Here's the deal, Hank.
394
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,824
Reggie has more money
than you do.
395
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:10,263
Reggie will always have
more money than you do,
396
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:13,396
and he will be better looking,and he will be more charming...
397
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,355
Get to the point.
398
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,922
You can't control all of that.
What you can control
399
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,402
is your relationship
with your son,
400
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,970
so stop moping
and go talk to him.
401
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:24,190
And you, Sid, you can
have a John pity party
402
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:27,976
for the rest of your life,
or you can choose to move on.
403
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,544
And Charlie,
it's time to stop lying.
404
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,763
We love you.You don't have to keep making up
405
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,766
these crazy stories
about your fake past.
406
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,073
Ah.
407
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,164
If it ain't Charlie Sell Phones.
408
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,514
-You're looking good.
-Tommy Two Tux.
409
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:47,300
-You're not.
410
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,258
-You were saying, Margaret?
-Oh.
411
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:52,261
Marone.Get a loadof the outfit on this broad, eh?
412
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,351
Look, you guys
are free to go.
413
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,005
-Oh.
-Yeah.
414
00:18:57,048 --> 00:19:00,008
-Oh, FYI-- uh, that manager
at that restaurant?
-Yeah.
415
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,531
Yeah. He's gonna be
mopping stalls
416
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,794
at the Hard Rock from now on.
417
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,277
Charlie, you came through.
418
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:12,020
Looks like I'm gonna make
my son's wedding after all.
419
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,110
Lorraine.
420
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,983
Lorraine!
421
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,246
Last call.
422
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,291
Vodka tonic.
423
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:30,038
-Are you ready?
-Ready, man. I'm ready, man.
424
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:32,823
-That's what I'm talking about.-Let's do it. Let's do it.
425
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,216
Oh, there you are, Dad.
426
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,914
Thanks for dressing up.
427
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,656
Hey, guys. Will you, uh,
excuse us for a minute?
428
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,919
Yeah.
429
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,312
You know, there's food
in the hallway.
430
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,274
Listen...
431
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,276
I want to apologize.
432
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:53,453
I know I was acting crazy,
433
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,889
'cause...
434
00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:57,500
I just feel like
Reggie's replacing me, man.
435
00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,285
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
436
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,069
Come on, I like Reggie.
437
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,636
He's my friend.
438
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,290
But you're my dad.
439
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,292
There's no replacing you.
440
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,902
-And if this is about Reggie
hosting the wedding, then...
-No,
441
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,904
it's more than that.
442
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,688
Y'all just seem
like you're closer.
443
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:14,300
You know, with the trips,
the hugs,
444
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,476
all the inside jokes.
445
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,607
Yeah, but that's never
been your style.
446
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,522
No, it ha-never has.
447
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:20,871
But I want it to be.
448
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:23,265
I want to be there for you
from now on.
449
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,354
And I want to be
a part of your wedding.
450
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:26,834
I'd love that.
451
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:29,663
All right. And I'm gonna
walk you down the aisle.
452
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:31,708
You ever been to a wedding?
That's not something...
453
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:34,537
I'm walking you
454
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:35,886
down that aisle.
455
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,932
-Okay, Pop. Okay, okay.
-: Okay.
456
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:40,282
-So, how you feeling?
-Uh...
457
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,850
-a little nervous, to be honest.-Well, that's natural, man.
458
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,286
You don't have
to be strong, okay?
459
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,375
'Cause you can be weak
460
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:49,422
knowing that your daddy
is gonna be your rock.
461
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,556
This... this my baby.
462
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,558
My little baby boy.
463
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:56,559
You get...
464
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,387
Oh, I'm not gonna make it.
465
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,171
Oh, I'm just...
466
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:03,436
just joyful.
467
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,176
You done found your queen.
468
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,569
All right, then.
469
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:07,875
Oh, he gonna...
470
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,357
-Ooh!
471
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,099
Oh, that's my son! Lord!
472
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:16,492
Oh!
473
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:18,364
Here she comes.
474
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:21,497
Oh!
475
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,544
She look like a angel,
476
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:28,112
like she's just floating on in.
477
00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:31,551
Oh. Oh!
478
00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:35,729
Eyes on the prize.
479
00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:37,557
She's coming to get you, Tony...
480
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,562
For ever and ever
and ever and ever.
481
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:43,302
That's pretty good.
482
00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:47,480
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