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You're probably wondering
why I'm not
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having dinner with y'all.
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Honestly, I think that's
the biggest dinner
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I've ever seen you have.
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This is a pre-dinner,
post-lunch snack.
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This is "dunch."
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And I'm eating light
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because John
is in my place right now
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cooking us
a very special dinner.
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He said he had
something big to ask me.
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I bet he's gonna propose. Oh!
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:
Sid's gonna get married.
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What?
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-Shut up!
-Oh, come on.
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He's crazy about you.
He's fixing a special meal.
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He has something important
to ask you.
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-Hello!
-I'm sorry,
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but didn't I tell you
to shut up?
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It's way too soon.
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We've only been together
six months.
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And we've only had sex
182 and a half times.
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What was the half time?
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-It was just good for me.
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-Stop.
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Why are you so afraid
of commitment?
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-Stop eating. Go back to your...-No, no, no, no, no, no! Uh-uh.
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I am not taking
dating advice from a woman
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who's tricking a guy
into dating her.
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What's this, now?
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Well, it's this new guy
I've been seeing.
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His name is Richard,
and he went to Harvard,
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which, I've got to admit,
was kind of a turn-on.
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So, when he asked me
where I went,
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I just kind of blurted out Yale.It's just...
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it was a tiny little
casual first date lie.
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Tiny? Ha.
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You didn't even go to college.
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You went to Avis Rent-A-Carfront desk girl training school.
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And you didn't even graduate!
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All right,
I really like this guy.
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He's smart, he's sophisticated,
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and no offense, you guys,
but it's kind of nice
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to hang out with someonewho has lived a successful life.
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Listen up, everyone.
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I, Hank Henderson,
do hereby bequeath to you
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my worldly possessions.
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-To you, Charlie...
my beloved football phone.
Oh.
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Oh...
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Now, when you answer
you say, "I'm open."
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They won't get it, but you will.
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Oh, Hank, I love it, but...
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but what's going on?
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What, y'all didn't hear?
I'm dying.
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And to you, Sid...
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I give you my cherished
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Antoine Boldin jersey.
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Oh, thank you, Hank.
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I will never wear this.
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And last,
to my dearest Margaret.
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I give you... these.
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'Cause, uh... women be shopping.
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Mm. Well, I'm insulted,
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but I do need hangers.
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Uh, does this
have anything to do
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with that scary little mole
that you had tested?
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My doctor was
supposed to call me
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by 5:00 p.m. Friday
with the results.
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It is now Friday...
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5:02.
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This is an outrage!
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Look, just call me up
and tell me I'm dying.
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Hank, you are fine.
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Don't let that quack
spin you out.
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That guy's the worst.
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Just like all these doctors,
all they really care about
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is money and sunglasses.
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Quick question: what?
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Our doctor stole
my damn sunglasses.
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I left them in the lobby,
and then I'm told,
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"Oh, they're not
in lost and found."
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Well, they should check
his stupid face.
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I can't not know my results
the whole weekend.
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I'll have a heart attack.
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I want a big funeral, y'all.
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Give me the works.
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Oh, Hank. Settle down.
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Just stop by my place.I'll give you a couple of Xanax.
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Oh, sure.Let's just throw pill addiction
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into the mix, huh?
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No, no. Screw that.
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You know, doctors can't
treat people like this.
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We're going down to his office.
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Yes, it is time to take a stand.
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Yes, a stand against
sunglass thievery.
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:
You told him...
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you... went to Yale.
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I think what, uh, Fitzgerald
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was ultimately trying to say is
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that class is a...
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an illusion.
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Now, wouldn't you agree?
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-Totally.
-Hmm.
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Yeah, it's like,
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"Where are you, class?"
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"Here, boy. Yoo-hoo.
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Class!"
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But it's not there.
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Because it's an illusion.
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-You know, his full name was
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F. Scott Fitzgerald, so...
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Uh...
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Boy.
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I'm really slumming it
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-with you tonight.
-What?
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What do you mean?
Why do you say that?
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Well, y-you know, because, uh...
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I'm dating a Yalie.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Big ol' Yale head here.
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And you went to Harvard.
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So, you're jokingly saying
that Yale is below Harvard,
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which I guess makes me
pretty angry.
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You are so cute
when you get angry.
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You should see me
at the post office.
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You know, I have no problem
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with Harvard being
under Yale tonight,
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if you get my drift.
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Oh, your drift has been caught.
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-Mm.
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You're talking about
doing it, right?
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Oh, my God, John.
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My friends had the craziest
theory that tonight,
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you were gonna...
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Oh, damn it.
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What's wrong?
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Did you dunch?
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Yep. That's the problem.
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I brunched, lunched and dunched.
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Maybe we scratch dinner
and just watch a movie.
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In silence.
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Maybe one of those
rom-coms where
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people get married,
it just ruins their lives.
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I made a paella.
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I've been planning this
for days.
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:
For days?
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John, who plans
a dinner for days?
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I'm dating a psychopath.
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You should be committed.
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Unless you're afraid
of commitment,
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which I am not.
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Can we just sit down
and enjoy this dinner?
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Now I'm kind of nervous.
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But there's something that I...
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-really want to ask you.
-Wait.
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Uh...
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need to wash your hands.
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Can't eat dinner
with dirty hands.
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What, were you born in a barn?
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Actually, I was.
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Um, the way Papa tells it,
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Mama was milking a cow
when the first...
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Just wash your friggin' hands!
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And when you...
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come back...
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you can ask me whatever it was
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:
that you wanted to ask me.
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I have got to get out of here.
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Hell yeah.
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Damn.
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Everybody's gone home.
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Now how am I gonna see
my results?
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Well, lucky for you,
I brought this brick.
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Charlie, we're not gonna
throw a brick
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through the glass door.
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What if it sets off the alarm?
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Well, then we can use the brickto smash the alarm.
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Well, another way we could
use the brick would be...
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We're not using the brick.
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Or are we?
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All right, I'm out of ideas.
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Oh.
Good evening.
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Um, I locked my brick
in the office,
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and I don't have my keys.
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You guys doctors?
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Yes.
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Can't be too careful.
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Told you the brick would work.
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Hmm.
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"Positive."
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Well, what the hell
does that mean?
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Is this a good positive
or a bad positive?
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All right,
no sign of my sunglasses,
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so I took this stethoscope
as collateral.
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Charlie, can you read this?
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All I can make out
is "positive."
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Oh, well, that's great.
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Uh, positive is good, isn't it?
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I mean, is it?
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What if I tested positive
for something bad?
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Oh, my heart is going crazy.
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Oh, let me listen.
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Good Lord, man.
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You've got no heartbeat at all.
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Say, brother.
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Look at this.
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My man. Can you read this?
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I thought you guys
were doctors.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We're just, uh, looking
for a-a third opinion.
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Well...
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it says here positive, so...
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this dude's gonna die.
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You hear that, Charlie?
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He said I'm gonna die.
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Hank, he's the janitor.
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He doesn't know.
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I prefer custodial engineer.
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All right, there's got to beanother way to figure this out.
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-Uh...
-: Charlie.
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I want white doves
at my funeral.
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If your cheap ass tries
to paint pigeons white,
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I will haunt you.
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Wait a minute, Hank.
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I got the doctor's
home address right here.
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Why don't we just
go to his house and ask him?
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My man.
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-Now you thinking.
-Yeah.
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Let's go get
my damn sunglasses back.
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-Here we are.
-Oh, wow.
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Where are my keys?
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They're probably under
my library card...s.
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-I have several.
-Yeah. Well,
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-should we just make love
right out here in the hallway?
-Oh. Oh.
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Richard.
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-This isn't Princeton.
-: No.
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Oh! Hi, y'all.
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I'm just hiding out from my
boyfriend. I hope that's cool.
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I have company, Sid.
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Oh, well, don't mind me.
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I'll put my headphones on.
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Y'all just go to town
on each other!
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Get buck!
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Sid, come here, would you?
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Richard, will you excuse me
for a moment
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while I speak to
my extremely unwelcome friend?
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Sure.
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I'll just read this...
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-US Weekly?
-Oh, that.
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That's a joke subscription.
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It was a prank
from a fellow Yalie.
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:
Oh, yeah.
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-Hillary Clinton.
-Ugh.
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Sid, that hot hunk
of Harvard man over there
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who is reading about
Kylie Jenner's butt secrets
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is about to get done.
By me.
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Go away.
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I can't, Margaret.
You were right, okay?
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John is about to propose.
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I just need to buy a little timetill he goes to work at 9:00.
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You will not even know I'm here.
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What, did you cook something?
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No, I want to navigate
the most stressful situation
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of my life without popovers.
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00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,045
It's time for you to leave.
265
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:25,048
Is it?
266
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:27,616
Or is it time for Richard
to find out about
267
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:31,489
Little Miss Rent-A-Car dropout?
268
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:32,795
Oh, you wouldn't.
269
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:36,103
Oh, but I would.
270
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,107
Don't test me, woman.
271
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:48,071
Open up, McCormick!
We know you're in there!
272
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,594
Charlie, if this is
a bad positive,
273
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,118
I want you to call Seal.
274
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,902
Have him sing at my funeral.
275
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,905
Naturally, I want him to sing
"Kiss from a Rose."
276
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:58,429
If you could get him
to sing "Kiss from a Hank,"
277
00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,040
-that'd be ideal.
278
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,955
But I hear he's very possessiveof his lyrics.
279
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:05,959
-Come on, McCormick, open up!
280
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,006
Who the hell are you two?
281
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:13,488
Don't be alarmed, ma'am.
We don't have a brick.
282
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:17,100
Why would you say that?
That is super alarming.
283
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,798
Um, we're your husband's
patients.
284
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,843
We need to talk to him about
something very important.
285
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,236
It's a matter of life and death.
286
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,890
And sunglasses.
287
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,283
He's not here.He's working late at the office.
288
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,633
No, he's not.
We were just there.
289
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:32,072
There's no one but a weird
custodial engineer.
290
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,639
Wait, what?
291
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:37,860
That lying, cheating bastard.
292
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,558
He promised me his secretary
was the last one.
293
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,604
You know what?
I'm done.
294
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:44,606
This marriage is over!
295
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:47,914
Yeah, well, you seem to have
a lot on your plate.
296
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:50,742
But real quick,
297
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,440
can you read
your husband's handwriting?
298
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,137
Look, the man is a coward.
299
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,748
If he didn't call you by 5:00,
300
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,055
it's probably pretty bad.
301
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,322
So, third date, second location.
302
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,498
Things must be going well.
303
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:11,894
I mean, tell me if I'm wrong,
but I don't think I am.
304
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,549
-Uh...
-You don't have to answer
his questions.
305
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:17,160
He was just about
to leave, anyway.
306
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:20,903
Margaret, would you sing
the Yale fight song for us?
307
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:26,039
I forgot how it goes.
308
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,215
Well, Sid, if I sing
the fight song,
309
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,957
I'm afraid that I might
want to fight!
310
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,743
Uh, you know, I think
I'm gonna head out.
311
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:37,659
Yeah, Richie,
that might be for the best.
312
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:40,314
There's a lot going on here.
313
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:43,317
Richard, stay.
Sid, this is insane.
314
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,798
You can't hide here forever
pounding popovers.
315
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,106
If you think John
is moving too fast,
316
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,716
just tell him that.
317
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,066
Be an adult.
318
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,938
Damn it.
You're right.
319
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,331
I have been a child.
320
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,985
John is my partner.
321
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,335
We can rationally discuss this.
322
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,163
Margaret, it's John.
323
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,252
-Is Sid in there?
324
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:08,081
Oh! Oh!
He is relentless!
325
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:10,213
He's trying to propose to me!
326
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,954
Richard, do something!
327
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:16,524
I was never here.
328
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:25,315
Everything's getting
banged around here except me.
329
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,717
Did I just hear Sid screaming?
330
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,241
Well, Margaret, it's been fun.
331
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,983
Well, not really.
Dinner w-was fun.
332
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,506
But since then,
333
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,031
-it's gotten really weird.
334
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,858
You know what? Just let me get
rid of these guys,
335
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,382
and then you and I
are gonna play
336
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,906
the most exciting
Harvard-Yale game yet.
337
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,125
You feel me?
338
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,953
Yep.
339
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,306
-Hi. Is Sid here?
-Nope. Catch you later.
340
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:05,312
Son of a bitch loves to knock
on the door, doesn't he?
341
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,009
All right, all right.
342
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,272
But if it comes up,
I went to Yale.
343
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,971
Okay.
344
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,190
See? Sid's not here.
345
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:18,238
I followed a trail of paella
to your apartment.
346
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,675
And I smell popovers.
347
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,546
That can't all be a coincidence.
348
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:26,159
Uh, I just made a batchbecause Richard here loves 'em.
349
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:29,901
-I don't love popovers.
-You do. You love popovers.
350
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:33,383
-Say that you love popovers.
Say it!
-I-I...
351
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,820
Margaret, I'm gonna take you upon that Xanax...
352
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,257
Dr. McCormick?
353
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:41,304
-Hank?
-Wait, so you're their doctor?
354
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,654
Yes.
He's my most annoying patient.
355
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,876
Can I get an answer on Sid?!
356
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,617
-He's in the bathroom.
-He's in the bathroom.
357
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:52,402
What are you doing here?
358
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,274
He's on a date with me.
359
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,058
Well, that's weird,'cause we were just at his house
360
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,929
and talked to his wife.
361
00:16:57,973 --> 00:17:01,063
Your what?
362
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,631
-You talked to my wife?
-Ooh!
363
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:07,504
Hearing you say "wife"
makes me think you have one.
364
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,376
Well, he does. For now.
365
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,421
-She's very angry.
366
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,815
-Ooh, ooh, ooh.
-: Just calm down.
367
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:16,122
Calm down?I'm gonna punch you in the head.
368
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,167
I want to punch him
in the head first.
369
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,996
Dr. McCormick, you got to tell
people that they're dying.
370
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,390
If you don't and they steal
their files from your office,
371
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,261
you got to make those records
more clear
372
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,437
so they know
what their results are.
373
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,266
There's no one in the bathroom!
374
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,181
Oh, you're still here?
Go look again.
375
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,096
He's small.
Maybe you missed him.
376
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,229
Is Sid here or not?!
377
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:51,722
Margaret didn't go to Yale.
378
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:00,862
Sid,
379
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:04,126
what the hell were you doing
in the ceiling?
380
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,302
I wanted to surprise you?
381
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,739
I can't believe
382
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:11,916
you lied to me
about going to Yale.
383
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:15,268
I lied to you?
You're married.
384
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:19,533
And, apparently,he's banging his secretary, too.
385
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:22,144
Look, I've already
said I'm sorry.
386
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,711
No, you haven't.
387
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:26,409
Everybody shut up!
388
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,977
You said you were gonna call me,and you didn't.
389
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,501
Am I good positive
or bad positive?
390
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,895
I left you a voice mail.
391
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,334
Oh, yeah, there it is.
392
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:42,556
Damn phones.
393
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:45,776
-Your tests came back clean.
-They did?
394
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,517
-Yes.
-Thank God.
395
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,128
You saved my life.
396
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,739
Cancel Seal, Charlie.
I'm gonna live forever.
397
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,438
Oh.
398
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:58,746
-Margaret, this man is a keeper.-
399
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:03,185
He's married.
Oh, I wasted a lot of time
400
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,709
studying for our dates.
Get out of here.
401
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,494
Gladly.
402
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,974
Oh, not so fast, bub.
403
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,891
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
404
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:16,503
-Ooh.
-Just as I thought.
405
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,770
Go home and fix your marriage,
406
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:25,076
you quack bastard.
407
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,341
Ugh!
408
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:31,518
Some people, am I right?
409
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,476
Welp, I got to go
get some shut-eye.
410
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,999
Sid.
411
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,436
Why do you keep
running away from me?
412
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,264
What's going on?
413
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,222
The truth.
414
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,398
I knew you were gonna
propose to me,
415
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:45,488
-and I just... lost it.
-What?
416
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,403
Propose?
417
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,492
No, I...
418
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,451
I booked a three-month gig
in Hawaii,
419
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:53,104
and I-I wanted you to come.
420
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,411
I already bought the tickets.
421
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,805
Oh, my gosh, Hawaii.
422
00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:59,459
Yeah.
423
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,461
I was wrong.
424
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,985
Egg on my face.
425
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,076
Oh, yeah,
this is gonna be so much fun.
426
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,730
When are we going?
427
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:12,515
You thought I might propose
to you, and it caused you
428
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:15,301
to crawl around
in Margaret's ceiling?
429
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,694
Like a miniature Bruce Willis?
430
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:23,222
I don't think
that's a good sign. Do you?
431
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,311
Well, nothing
that a three-month stint
432
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,791
in Hawaii can't fix.
433
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:30,272
Aloha, John.
434
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,276
Aloha, Sid.
435
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,150
Oh, yeah, right.
436
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,414
'Cause it means "goodbye," too.
437
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:44,634
Oh, that's rough, buddy.
438
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,680
I'm sorry.
439
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,682
But if it makes you
feel any better,
440
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:52,251
I look awesome in these,
don't I?
441
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:56,690
Well, Sid,
maybe you'll find love again.
442
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,126
Or maybe you won't.
443
00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,346
What do I care?
I got my life back.
444
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:07,353
Margaret, how am I gonna fix
445
00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:10,181
this John-shaped hole
in my heart?
446
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:13,402
Oh, sweetie.
We'll figure it out.
447
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:17,406
Right after you fix the
Sid-shaped hole in my ceiling.
448
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:20,583
How did you get up there,
anyway?
449
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,019
Oh, it was easy.
I crawled up on the sink
450
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:24,370
and then I just pulled myself upin the ceiling.
451
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:26,285
Here, come on. I'll show you.
452
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:32,421
That's pretty good.
453
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:36,382
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