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TRAY:Popular wisdom states

one should never do
business with family.

But the definition of family

once meant Mom and Dad, 2.5 kids,

and a kitty cat named Jasper.

All under one roof.

But not anymore.

Today my family is my
ex-girl, her white husband,

and the twins we are all
successfully co-parenting.

And if the definition
of family has changed,

then maybe the rules
need to change, too.

All right.

I'll have to go to work after
we finish with this prep.

Yeah, no sweat. Me and
Green Eyes will handle this.

Yeah, we got this, white boy.

Uh, "Josh" is fine, too.

"Josh" sounds whiter than "white boy".

- Cool.
- Let me tell you something, man.

We're gonna make so
much money off of this,

I'll be paying you and
Shay back in no time.

Oh, listen, we look at this
as a long-term investment,

so take your time and, you
know, build business slowly.

Man, forget that. I
got to get this paper.

Now it's time to feed
Brooklyn. Who want it?

- Who want it?!
- Let's go!

♪♪

- Hey, Josh?
- Uh-huh?

You said long-term, right?

Yeah, I didn't mean this long-term.

No take-backs!

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

Uh, as I'm sure many of you are aware,

there was an unfortunate tweet sent out

from my personal Twitter
account early this morning

that involved me sharing an
intimate picture of myself

with my children's nanny.

- [ALL GASP]
- Hm?

MR. COPELAND: Love is a funny thing,

and we find it in the
most unexpected places.

Unfortunately, not
everyone understands this.

Certainly not your wife. Ooh!

But alas, the heart wants
what the heart wants.

And for that I do not apologize.

What I will apologize for is the fact

that all of our clients have
since canceled their accounts

and, effective immediately,

Copeland's will be filing for bankruptcy

and laying off all of our employees.

What the hell?!

[ALL MURMURING]

Everybody knows nannies is hoes.

♪ The Last O.G. 2x09 ♪
Your Mom's in My Business

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♪♪

How are your crab cakes?

I mean, Red Lobster's better.

Plus they got cheese
butter biscuits, so...

Look, Bobby, I'm sorry, okay?

About the whole Greg thing.

I should've told you about him.
I was s-scared and messed up.

But I'm having your baby.

And I don't want us to be enemies.

I mean, I don't want that, either.

Whoo! Okay. I am so glad to hear that.

I can put these back on.

'Cause for a second, I didn't know

if we was gonna be wildin' out or what.

You know what? You crazy, Lisa.

[CHUCKLES]

But I guess we can be friends.

Real talk?

I don't want my baby to
grow up without a father.

Mine was never around, and it sucked.

My father left to get a Ja
Rule CD and never came back.

Ohh. Ja Rule not even that good.

Matter of fact, the...
the only father I remember

in the hood was Mufasa
from "The Lion King".

- Mm.
- And you see how Scar did him.

Mm.

So fathers ain't doin'
well around my block.

You think you'll be a good daddy?

Come on. Don't do that.
Don't play me like that.

What are you talking about? I got this.

- You know what I'm sayin'?
- Well, what... What you gonna come with?

Look. I can change diapers.
I can... I can fix bottles.

And plus, I'll tease 'em. I'll do
the ShammGod cross-over, okay?

We've got this.

All we know is his name is Aaron

and he was last seen outside
a barbershop in Brooklyn.

- Hey.
- Hi.

So sorry about what
happened. Are you okay, babe?

Yeah. Just can't
believe Copeland gave up

his whole fashion
career for some coochie.

Well, yeah. Well, how hot was the nanny?

[CHUCKLES]

Remember when I said we
will never have a nanny?

Mm-hmm.

- That bitch is why.
- Gotcha.

You know, this whole
thing has got me thinking.

Maybe I should start working for myself,

start my own fashion line.

- Really?
- Yeah. I mean, I might as well.

It's something I've always
wanted to do anyways.

Yeah, I mean,

I guess there won't be a better
time than right now.

You know, Faith said the same thing

when I talking to her about it.

Wait. You talk to Faith
before you talk to me?

Uhh, yeah.

Faith is more interested in
my career than the hot nanny.

Oh, okay, that's not fair to
me or the hot nanny.

SHAY: Boy, look.

Look at all of these designs
that I've done already.

From back in the day.

- Yeah. Oh, man.
- See?

You spend every free second
drawing these designs.

This is clearly what you want to do.

You know, you're right. Now
it's time for me to do me.

You have been doing this a long time.

Some of these styles are a little old.

Well, maybe I won't use all of them.

I don't know.

You know, if BET ever does
the Bell Biv DeVoe movie,

you'll definitely get a
call. They will call you.

♪♪

Hey, Bobby!

You're lookin' good, my man.
Whose identity you stealing?

Nah, it ain't even like that, okay?

Bobby's going blue-collar,
man. He's gonna be a bug man.

- What's the scam, though?
- Oh, I know.

He tells the homeowners they
got to be out for four hours

while the fumigate, and then his boys

break in and rob the
place while they're gone.

I mean, that's a good
idea, but I'm going legit.

Ah, you got, like, a real job. [SCOFFS]

Nah, listen, man.

I brought Bobby by so he
could check out the house,

maybe make a proposal to Mullins.

- What you think, Bobby?
- I mean, that would be good,

but first, I got to find
evidence of roaches or rodents.

Oh, wait a minute. I-I
think I found something.

This right here is droppings
from a German roach.

It's the most common roach
found on the Eastern seaboard.

And this is just nasty.

Mullins needs to clean this place up.

- Hell yeah.
- You're damn right.

- Most foul fucking place...
- Pow!

- Whoa, whoa!
- Whoa!

[WHISPERING] This is a
Madagascar hissing roach.

- Oh, hell no. Agh!
- Oh, my God!

BOBBY: Oh, this is a fantastic one.

Wait a minute. This has
been on the entire time.

Everybody breathe slow!

♪♪

♪ Party West Coast wide,
so what y'all wanna do? ♪

What's this? Ohh! Ooh!
I know what this is.

Now that you tasted my cooking again,

you can't have nothin' else.

I got you hooked, right?

No, but since you mentioned
it, let me get one of those

Snitches Get Ceviches
crab salad sandwiches.

- You got it, pretty lady.
- Josh was telling me

you're starting up
your own fashion line.

- Yo, Shay, you're gonna kill that.
- Thank you.

And I've been doing some
really good work with it, too.

But I realized that I shouldn't
be starting my new business

until Josh and I get that money back

that we gave you for this food truck.

Ah, man, I thought you and Josh

had that, like, disposable
white-people money.

I wish we did, but we don't.

So once this food truck
starts making some money,

then I can start my new business.

So I was just thinking I'd come down

and help out a little bit,
you know, like a consultant.

So, go ahead. Do
whatever it is y'all do.

- All right.
- And just act like I'm not here.

♪♪

What'll it be, my brother?

Yeah, let me get the
Parole Board Bacon Burger

and a side of French Connection Fries.

Parole Board Bacon Burger.
French Connection Fries.

♪♪

[SIZZLING]

You got it. That'll be $10.

- You come back now, you hear?
- Thank you.

- TRAY: Pow! [CHUCKLES]
- Okay, okay, that was a mess.

What?! What did we do wrong?

The man got his food.
We got our money. Holla!

- Guys, you've got to up-sell.
- What's up-sell?

Remember, back in the day, a
customer would come up to you,

say, "I want two rocks for $10"?

- You offered them...
- Four for $15.

Exactly! Up-selling them.
So, a customer comes up.

They say they want to buy some fries.

You offer them a soda for a dollar more.

Now, we buy our soda in bulk,

so that's like, what, 30 cents a can?

Boom. That's where the money come in.

Through the sodas. Everybody know that.

Everybody knows that!

- Everybody know that?
- Mm-hmm.

See, we start offering
two-for-one meals, combos...

mess around and do a loyalty card.

- Mm-hmm.
- And I must say,

you look sexier than ever.

Well, thank you.

[POUNDING ON DOOR]

Cuzzo. Yes! Yes! Come
on. I'm glad you're here.

- I need your help, yo.
- What's wrong?

You know what I'm sayin'?
You know I'm trying

- to make things right with Lisa, right?
- Yeah.

So I invited her over for dinner.

But... But come look, man.

Yo, what's that smell?

♪♪

Look at that, man!

Bobby, you can't feed
that to a pregnant woman.

That baby might not
never want to come out.

L-Look, I know, man.

I don't want her to find out that the...

the father of her child
can't even cook a single meal.

Man, don't worry about it.
Uncle Tray Bags is here.

I'm gonna help you out as much as I can.

Okay. Thank you, cuzzo.
Look, I-I've got everything.

I j... I just went
grocery shopping, man.

♪♪

Oh. Yeah, that's uh,
the child-safety latch.

I-I baby-proofed everything.

I'm talking about the
cabinets, uh, the power outlets.

I even... I even
foam-guarded the sharp edges.

[CHUCKLES] I went a
little overboard, huh?

- [LAUGHS]
- Wh... Ohh.

L-Let me show you something.
Let me show you something.

Um...

I-I wrote a letter to the baby.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

It's, um...

It says how I-I felt when I found out

that I'll be a Dad.

Bro.

That's beautiful.

I mean, like, I-I... I'm...

I learned a lot just watching you.

You know what I'm sayin'?

You missed 15 years of your kids' lives.

Yeah.

And I see how much that means to you

and how hard you work to
be in their lives now and...

I don't want to miss a second.

Look at me. Bobby, you won't.

Oh, oh, let me... let me
show you something else.

Let me show you something else.

Ohh! Look, look.

I'm making a baby bed
with my bare hands.

No, it's called a baby crib.
But God bless you anyway, man.

Listen, I'm gonna be
ready when the baby comes.

I spoke to my, uh, my training
supervisor at Bug Assassins.

- Mm-hmm.
- He said if I do good on my test,

- I can get all the premium accounts.
- Wow.

I'm talking about all
the fast-food restaurants,

the middle-school cafeterias,
like, all the nastiest places!

You're trained to go.
I see that in your eye.

But before you put the
baby in, test it out

with, like, a cantaloupe or
a watermelon or something.

Oh, no, I was just gonna get
somebody else's baby here

and throw it in.

- You was gonna do what?
- I was gonna get somebody else's baby.

No. No, you're not.

♪♪

♪ It's been a long comin',
mommy, I'm on a roll ♪

♪ Gee, your boy comin' with
the fat, bad roll, huh? ♪

Damn, Shay! Where you
find all these women?

I contacted some of my designer
friends that I've worked with,

then asked them to send me
some of their sexy models.

Because sex sells.

- And I'm buyin'.
- [CHUCKLES]

GREEN EYES: You know what?

I think I better get
back out there, you know,

make sure they don't take
off with any inventory.

I guess we won't be working today.

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

Now that things have slowed down,

I'd just like to say to Shay thank you,

'cause we cleaned up.

Well, we all did it together, okay?

And that's just the beginning.
We're just getting started.

Where's Bobby? I thought
he'd be here today.

Nah, he getting ready
to take that bug test.

He's gonna be an exterminator.

What? Bobby with a real
job? I've got to see this.

Nah, for real.

He's taking this whole
daddy thing serious.

Dad thing? Wh... Who
he having a baby with?

- With Lisa.
- That heifer? Hell nah.

Bobby is not the father
of her baby, okay?

I know that for a fact.

My friend Faith? Her ex,
Greg. He's the father.

Greg told Faith last week.

Damn! This is gonna crush Bobby.
He about to take this test.

I just don't want him to
give up before he even, no...

Tray, no job is that important.

You need to tell him the truth.

I know. I know.

I love the boy.

But ever since he found
out he was gonna be a Dad,

it changed him as a person.

And it's all because of this baby.

Tray. You got to tell him.

♪♪

After he takes the test. I promise.

All done here, boss.

I guess I'll see you Saturday morning.

Yo, we're gonna move the truck down

to the Brooklyn Bites festival.

Try not to be late this time.

All right. I'll see you
Saturday. Later, Shay.

- All right. Later.
- All right.

Actually, Tray, we should take the truck

to Prospect Park on Saturday.

See, there's an outdoor
concert going on.

It's classical music, so
we could introduce the food

to a whole different
demographic of people,

- plus charge higher prices.
- Mm-hmm.

But if we go to Brooklyn Bites,

that's my people,
and I want to feed my people.

- Okay, um... Tray?
- Mm-hmm.

Now that we're partners,

I think we should make
decisions together.

Yeah, but since it's my food,

I think we're gonna run
on down to Brooklyn Bites.

Well, since it's my money...

I'll see on over at Prospect Park.

♪♪

Everybody's here?
Good. All hands on deck.

Bobby, I need you to go into the
park and pass out these flyers.

Let people know where we are, okay?

- Babe.
- Huh?

I want you to wipe down the
whole truck on the outside.

I need it shinin'! [CHUCKLES]

Green Eyes, I need you
to go to the corner,

get the trash can, put it in
front of the truck so then,

that way, our area stays
clean and looks more inviting.

All right. Did I stutter?

Get to it.

- All right, all right.
- You could say "please".

Baby, you'll be saying
"please" later on tonight

when I get in that ass. Okay, look here.

You sure give a lot of orders.

It's not about being nice, Tray.

When you're in charge, you
just got to get things done.

Yeah, but I thought I was in charge.

You are in charge.
Now, get to cooking.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute!

- This is gluten-free flour.
- Yeah?

Well, gluten-free dishes are
gonna be a hit with this crowd.

Yeah, but the theme of
this truck is "prison".

And in prison, ain't no
such thing as gluten-free.

Tray, you need to expand your vision.

Your thinking is way too limited.

There's a lot more things
we can be doing in Brooklyn

besides feeding everybody.

Yeah, but I want to feed Brooklyn.

And real Brooklyn wants real flour.

I already put on the flyers
that we have gluten-free options.

Yeah, but I'm in charge!

It's not about who's in charge.

It's about who knows what
they're talking about.

And that's me!

[GASPS]

Yeah, you look crazy in that whiteface,

trying to impress my people.

- Oh, you think this is funny?
- Yes.

- You think it's funny?
- Ha, ha, ha!

- "Ha, ha, ha".
- Look at you.

Well, how do you feel, huh?

Look at you. Lookin'
like a black geisha.

Don't you, Tray.
Don't... Don't you do it.

- Don't you do it, Tray.
- Nah, you asked for it.

No, don't you... Don't you... Tray!

Don't do it! Tray! Stop it!

You play too much!

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]

Hi. Hey... Hey, there. Uh...

SHAY: How can we help you?

♪♪

I think we pretty much threw
away all the profits for today.

That's what I'm talking about, man.

Like, pre-exterminator Bobby?

Oh, I'd have loved to see a food fight.

Oh, yeah. I'd loved that.
You know what I'm sayin'?

But right now, I just can't
help but think of how that's...

that's hurting the brand, right?

I got to tell you, Bobby.
I'm really impressed

with how you're sticking
to this new path,

- you know?
- Thank you. Thank you.

Especially after Lisa lied to
you about it being your baby.

And you stayed strong
through the whole thing.

That's... That's something.
You should be proud.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. What you...

What you talking about, she...
she lied... lied about the baby?

What are you doing?

Oh, shit. No, uh...

Bobby, I'm sorry.

I assumed that, uh...

Shannon told me. I assumed you knew.

And that... I'm sorry.

Oh, nah, nah. [FORCES LAUGHTER]

Nah, nah, it's cool.

It's cool. You know what I'm sayin'?

I dodged a bullet.

- Yeah.
- Right? Right?

I'm sorry. I really am.

I mean, that's... that's great news.

Well... I'm sure it's not.

♪♪

It's good news!

I... I feel bad, Bobby.

Can you leave that trash,
though? I'll take care of it.

H... I'll get that!

I'll... Don't even worry
about it! I'll get it!

- Shay!
- Tray.

Yo, I came over here to let you know

how pissed off I was yesterday.

I've decided to find a new investor

to buy you and Josh out!

Just so I don't have to
deal with this no more!

- Thank you.
- Tray, I don't want that.

Good, 'cause I don't even know

where I was gonna find
somebody to buy y'all out.

I don't even know nobody
with that kind of money.

- That's a damn shame.
- Mm. Yo, you know what?

The last time I saw you this mad
was just before I got locked up.

Remember? And I bought them tickets
to the Mary J. Blige concert.

Yeah, that was a big fight.

I told me I should know
you well enough to know

that you don't even
like concerts, remember?

And then the real reason came out...

is 'cause LaTanya Leggett
was gonna be there.

Yeah, that bitch was set trippin',

talkin' about she was gonna
whup my ass on eyesight.

I love me some Mary,

but not enough to be
getting no ass-whuppin'.

- So what you scared of now?
- Psh. What? Nothing.

Come on, Shay. Something's scaring you.

Boy, please. I ain't scared of nothing

except for something
happening to my kids and Josh.

Oh, and horses... anything that big

that'll let you nail shoes
into the bottom of their feet

and ride them is either
stupid or trying to set you up.

I promise you.

I ain't never scared.

[SOBBING WILDLY] I am so, so scared!

I just lost my job, and I'm
trying to start my own business.

Now, what was I thinking?!

You're thinking smart.

You're taking your future
into your own hands.

But what if I fail? What
if I can't make payroll?

Or I hire the wrong marketing team?

Ohh, where the kids gonna live?!

Okay, okay, okay.

So, in this extreme scenario,
I guess Josh is dead?

Girl, yeah. He gets shot by the police

for robbing a liquor store
'cause he's trying to feed us

- and everything!
- [LAUGHS] Oh, my God. Listen, okay?

Everything worth doing comes with risks.

Do you think I like being single again?

They say women our age
have a better chance

of getting struck by lightning

than finding a meaningful relationship.

Girl, that shit scared me so much,

I thought about taking
Greg's begging ass back.

- Mnh!
- But then it hit me.

I know my worth. Do you know your worth?

Yeah. I am... I am smart.

- Yes, you are.
- I'm talented.

- I'm kind.
- Yes, you are!

- I'm a problem-solver.
- Come on!

Yeah, and I'm talented.

- Yes, you are.
- Am I really talented?

Yes, you're talented!

You know, I've been thinking
about expanding my business,

you know, maybe adding on a partner.

It'd be a lot less scary
if I did it with a friend.

- Girl.
- Girl.

- Girl!
- You think?

Let me get my portfolio
so I can show you

- some of my sketches.
- Mm-hmm.

And then we can argue about
where our office is gonna be.

Ooh. Manhattan.

Oh, no, we definitely gonna be arguing.

- Why?!
- Mm-hmm.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[INHALES SHARPLY]

♪♪

Yo, Bob, I owe you an apology, kid.

I should've told you about
this chick Lisa sooner.

You know, I didn't have the right
to withhold information on you.

I'm just saying I'm sorry.

Look, it's cool. It's cool, man.

I know you just was
lookin' out, all right?

Matter of fact, you probably was right.

You know what I'm talkin' about?

Yeah. So what you gonna do now?

I mean, yo, buster, you
could always come work

on the food truck with us, man.

You might have to fight
Green Eyes, but it's all good.

[LAUGHS] You know,
I'm gonna do that, man.

But I think I'm gonna still
give this bug stuff a try.

You know what I'm
sayin'? I'm good at it.

Yes, man. I'm happy for you, cuz.

And, by the way, man, can
you please get your hands

on some of that industrial bug spray?

'Cause I'm scared to death
to go up in Mullins', man.

You got me thinkin', B.

Say less, yo. I got you.

Yo! Lisa! Yo, come on down, man.

I've got some stuff for you, baby.

I got to tell you, cuz, man.

For you to be able to forgive somebody

- after something like this happens?
- Yeah.

And then let Lisa keep the baby stuff?

- Man, that's big.
- Yeah.

I'm proud of you.

Don't be.

♪♪

♪ We gonna burn it down,
down, down, down, down ♪

♪ We gonna burn it down,
down, down, down, down ♪

♪ We gonna burn it down,
down, down, down, down ♪

♪ We gonna burn it down ♪

♪ We gonna burn it down,
down, down, down, down ♪

Bobby! You ignorant, selfish,
arsonist motherfucker!

- ♪ Down, down, we gonna burn it down ♪
- Fuck!