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Butt! Butt! Butt!
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Headbutt Man, you are the man!
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Hell yeah!
I feel amazing!
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There's nothing...
literally nothing...
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I can't smash with my head!
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Oh, hey, Butt,
what about a unicorn?
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Oh, yeah! Let's take this
party to the next level!
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Someone bring me a bucket
of tequila and a unicorn!
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- Oh, man.
- Listen up, people.
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We just closed
the Tustin Soccer Land account.
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- Tonight we celebrate at Milligan's.
- Oh, hey, Linda, is it cool
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if I bring my buddy Headbutt Man,
Wrecker of Skulls,
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Smasher of Art,
Destroyer of Bars and Restaurants?
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He's my old war
buddy from Zephyria,
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and he's coming
to visit me this weekend.
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I mean, he can drink
a battlemammoth under the table,
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and then he headbutts everything.
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Oh, that sounds like
a terrible idea.
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But at Milligan's,
I'm not Boss Linda.
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I'm Slayer Linda!
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And Slayer Linda's
a little more pro-destruction.
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Slayer Linda makes me...
uncomfortable.
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- Yeah, you told HR.
- Oh!
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Check out
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what Butt did to the world's
largest domino display.
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Ooh-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
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- Oh, hey, Layla.
- Hey.
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- What's up?
- Uh, did you hear about
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- Shannon's party?
- Yeah.
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I'm actually kind of torn,
'cause, on the one hand,
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- Shannon's, like, the worst.
- Yeah.
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But on the other hand,
I hate parties, so...
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Right.
You want to go?
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- To the party?
- Yeah. Or we could just
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go and be stupid
and wear our pants backwards.
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Yeah, yeah, I mean, we could...
we could try to get in,
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but I don't know
if they let in freaks.
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- Freaks?
- Yeah, you know, like you and me.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we're totally freaks.
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Anyway, I should probably go.
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- But, uh, maybe I'll see you there.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I'll see you there, freak!
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All right, here we go.
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Flight tracker says
Headbutt Man landed 20 minutes ago.
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Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt!
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Wh-Why aren't
you guys chanting?
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Uh, maybe because you just told
us he was coming three hours ago.
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- And staying with you.
- That's right. Yes, thank you.
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Well, I-I can't
let him stay with me.
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No, he'd destroy the place.
And I rent.
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So, is this protected enough?
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- Uh, you tell me.
- Oh...
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- Really?
- Remember back in Zephyria,
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when he headbutted
that giant hole in the ground,
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and then we all got wasted and
started dropping elves into the hole?
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Yes, I remember
committing elficide.
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Oh, man, I can't wait to go
berserk with Butt at my work party.
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Hey, you know what,
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you guys should come rage
with us, too, you know.
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- Craig and I are not raging.
- No. We're gonna stay in, relax,
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maybe open one of
our cheeses of the month.
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- Mmm.
- Ugh! This is exactly why I can't wait
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for Headbutt Man to get here.
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This has been my life
since I got to Orange County:
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dinner parties,
bike rides, avocado toast,
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- uh, the dumb happy look on Craig's face.
- Oh.
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The dumb hurt look
on Craig's face.
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- I am bored out of my friggin' mind!
- I'm so sorry
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that you feel like
your best days are behind you,
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- but I love it here, and I never look back.
- Well, if young Edie
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could hear you say that,
she would stomp you
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with her awesome
giant demon boots.
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It's called growing up.
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Maybe if Headbutt Man
had done it,
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he'd still be married
to Headbutt Woman.
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Aw, come on,
why you got to rag on Butt?
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- What'd he ever do to you?
- He headbutted me.
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Well, I for one am looking
forward to meeting this gentleman.
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Oh, boy.
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Layla. Yeah, yeah,
it's you, uh-huh.
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Oh, I didn't mean to interrupt.
Just keep-keep at it.
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I'll be...
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Dumbass.
Stupid tight jeans.
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Mm. What a freak.
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Oh, he's here!
He's here!
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Alangulon, stop diddling yourself!
Come say hi!
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Haveth me yumpnarfs!
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Aw, it's good to see you.
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- Oh, man. - Oh, is that Glombeast
blood on your shirt there?
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Wh... Oh!
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- Got you!
- Oh, man, you got me.
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But really, is that blood?
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- Never mind.
- Who is that I see?
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- Is that Edie?
- Hey, Butt.
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Boy, oh, boy, you look mature.
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- Oh.
- Uh, in a, in a good way.
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You know, without
the dread-mohawk
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- and all the face piercings.
- Well, it's still
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my driver's license photo, so...
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Uh, this is Craig, my fiancé.
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Hi. As you can see,
I sort of came prepared.
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- I want your butt right on my head.
- Oh...
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That didn't sound right.
I'm sorry.
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Aw, Butt, no, come
on, you shouldn't have.
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You know, I didn't think they still
sold comfort slaves at Duty Free.
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- Kneel, wench!
- No, no, Zorn.
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- This is my girlfriend, Elizabeth.
- Your girlfriend?
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- Head's told me so much about you.
- "Head?"
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- You must be Edie.
- Hi.
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- Do I... Have we met?
- I don't think so.
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- Maybe in Zephyria?
- Oh.
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Did you used to have a spider
that lived in your face?
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- No, sorry.
- Well, let me show you guys
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where you're gonna be.
Oh, my God!
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What?
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Headbutt Girl, come on!
You don't just
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enter someone's house and
stand there all creepily.
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Oh, sorry. Hi.
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Um... my mom and brother
are both dead.
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- It's...
- Hey, there he is!
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- Yo.
- The fruit of my loins.
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He's got his mother's eyes,
but his father's penises.
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What? Okay.
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All right, on that note,
I'm probably gonna head out.
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- Where?
- Oh, to that party.
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Uh, you said you'd let me
borrow the car, remember?
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A party? Oh, wow!
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That sounds like something
Headbutt Girl would be
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totally interested in.
Hey, you know what,
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maybe you guys could go
together or something like that.
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I don't know, I'm just
throwing the idea out there.
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Oh, you know what, actually,
really, it's more of a...
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Yes, that is a great idea.
You should bring her along.
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She is our guest.
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- Okay. Shall we?
- All right.
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Okay, so, uh, Headbutt Girl,
where would...
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Headbutt Girl?
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What are you, my dad?
Okay, no one calls me that.
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Call me Dorothy Clementina.
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- Okay, uh, Dorothy, the...
- Oh, I'm sorry, did I just say Dorothy,
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or did I say Dorothy Clementina?!
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Use both names together
so it sounds more badass.
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I'm sorry. Uh, okay.
So... I just want to make sure
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you're prepared to go to,
like, an American party.
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Is there gonna be sex at the party?
'Cause I'm good at sex.
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You know what? I think there's probably
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some better stuff we could do tonight.
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This party is pretty stupid.
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We're going to that party!
Start the car!
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- What do you think about an accent wall?
- Oh, I like that.
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- Do you?
- Hey, don't worry.
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Five minutes of small talk
and we can split.
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My office is having
a bananas-ass throw-down.
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And then after the party,
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I know this guy who has an
illegal bull on his ranch.
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I'd love to see what you can do
against that thing.
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Yeah, sure, no, that's, uh...
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Why don't we just see
how the night plays out?
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- Is that Nababbo?
- Oh, my God.
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You're familiar with
the Nina Simone of goat's milks?
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Well, is this, like,
a cheese tasting, or...
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- Oh, well, it can be.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No,
you guys go ahead and stay here.
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Sniff dairy, stack crackers,
be generally very boring.
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Really? I don't know, I...
cheese night sounds kind of fun.
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- Fun?
- You know what,
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we could have
a cheese/wine pairing.
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- Ooh!
- Uh, actually, uh, no wine for me.
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Oh, wait a minute, now I get it.
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"Cheese night."
"No wine for me."
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Aw, I totally fell for it, man.
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That's hilarious.
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Actually, Zorn, I, um...
I don't party anymore.
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- I-I quit.
- Well, that is great news.
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- Congratulations.
- Yeah.
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Hold on!
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Look at those crackers!
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- Thank you.
- Wow!
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You know how
to make a guy's mouth water.
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Am I right or am I right
or am I right?
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You must have crackers
from all over the world!
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Well, how did you two meet?
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Oh, well, I was working
as a nurse in Zephyria
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- Mhm.
- through Doctors Without Borders.
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And they just opened up
that coffee spot
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down the street
from Butt Palace.
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So I was on a little latte break, and...
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- they mixed up our orders.
- And they mixed up our orders!
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- Are you kidding me?
- Oh, wait a sec.
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You were a nurse?
That must be it.
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Were you working triage
during the bloodbath of '92?
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No. I was zombified and buried
underground for all of '92.
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- Oh.
- Anyway,
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turns out Head and I
have so much in common.
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- Ugh.
- We both really like visiting canals.
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Well, Elizabeth got me into it.
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That's what we're doing
in town, actually.
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We're gonna visit the Venice Canals.
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- Oh, boy.
- Oh, we've seen
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all the greats: Dane's Canal,
Old Sussex Canal, Carnhar's Canal.
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Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.
Names of canals,
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other canal names, right, okay.
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Hey, Butt, remember
when you got wasted
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and head-slammed that wild boar?
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Do I?
Then I followed that boar home
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- and murdered its whole family.
- Oh, that's right.
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But we should probably...
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not dwell on the past, you know?
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- I couldn't agree more.
- Well, let's have a toast.
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- To new friends and old.
- Yes.
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- I'm out of here!
- My crackers!
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Sorry about the crackers!
Please clean them up for me.
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Come on, Star Sprinkle,
get in here.
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There you go.
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Oh, it's gonna be
the best butt ever.
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Headbutting a unicorn?
It just makes sense, right?
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- Let me at it!
- Butt! Butt! Butt!
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That unicorn's toast!
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Hey. Oh, wow, glorp.
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I didn't know
you were still glorping.
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Yeah, yeah. Hey, remember
how we used to cut it
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with the ground-up teeth
of those we vanquished?
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I sure do.
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Yeah, I brought some
for old time's sake,
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but I'm guessing
you don't want any?
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Yeah. Elizabeth
doesn't really approve.
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You know, mouth cancer and all.
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Butt, are you kidding me?
Mouth cancer's not a thing.
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That chick is brainwashing you.
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Come on, we're
having fun together.
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- You met at a coffee shop.
- Yeah, Zorn.
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She met me
in a coffee shop bathroom,
234
00:09:06,956 --> 00:09:09,490
wasted off my ass,
covered in my own vomit.
235
00:09:09,526 --> 00:09:13,394
She took me in, cleaned me up,
got me into the program.
236
00:09:13,430 --> 00:09:16,097
If it weren't for her,
I just... I don't know.
237
00:09:16,132 --> 00:09:18,933
I'm just saying,
she saved me, man.
238
00:09:18,968 --> 00:09:22,003
- I had to grow up sooner or later.
- No, I get it, I get it.
239
00:09:22,038 --> 00:09:24,205
It's just, life here is so boring.
240
00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,974
I was so psyched for one night
of fun with my best friend.
241
00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:30,545
Okay? Two pals reliving
the glory days, that's all.
242
00:09:32,882 --> 00:09:36,451
Tell you what.
Let's swing by that work party.
243
00:09:36,486 --> 00:09:38,953
You can buy me a club soda.
244
00:09:42,225 --> 00:09:44,892
What's up? What's up?
245
00:09:44,928 --> 00:09:46,394
How you livin'?
246
00:09:46,429 --> 00:09:48,062
Hey, what's up?
Son of Zorn.
247
00:09:48,098 --> 00:09:51,299
- Hey.
- Uh... Ooh, uh...
248
00:09:51,334 --> 00:09:54,202
- Who's this?
- Uh, this is, uh, Head...
249
00:09:54,237 --> 00:09:55,536
This... her name is
Dorothy Clementina.
250
00:09:55,572 --> 00:09:56,904
What's up, man?
251
00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:58,539
- I have teenage gout.
- Mm-hmm.
252
00:09:58,575 --> 00:10:00,241
Oh.
253
00:10:00,276 --> 00:10:02,009
She's a, she's a family friend,
know what I'm saying?
254
00:10:02,045 --> 00:10:04,846
- Alan.
- Oh, hey.
255
00:10:04,881 --> 00:10:07,382
Uh, I'm gonna go
say hi to someone. So...
256
00:10:07,417 --> 00:10:10,685
- Dorothy Clementina, I'll...
- Finally.
257
00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,721
- So, Clementina, huh? That's a...
- Where can I drop a B.M.?
258
00:10:13,757 --> 00:10:16,224
Uh... I mean,
there's a bathroom
259
00:10:16,259 --> 00:10:18,025
- over there, I think.
- Bathroom?
260
00:10:18,061 --> 00:10:20,728
No, no.
Someplace cooler.
261
00:10:20,764 --> 00:10:22,196
Um...
262
00:10:22,232 --> 00:10:25,433
Listen up, San-Soluties.
263
00:10:25,468 --> 00:10:27,869
This is Butt, my best
friend in the world.
264
00:10:27,904 --> 00:10:29,570
And if he does
something you enjoy,
265
00:10:29,606 --> 00:10:33,307
the chant goes like this:
"Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt!"
266
00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:34,876
And so on, to infinity.
267
00:10:34,871 --> 00:10:37,105
♪ Changing by the minute
and the record on repeat ♪
268
00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:39,073
♪ Took a sip, then another sip ♪
269
00:10:39,109 --> 00:10:41,175
♪ Then somebody said to me ♪
270
00:10:41,211 --> 00:10:44,379
♪ Why you babysitting
only two or three shots? ♪
271
00:10:44,414 --> 00:10:46,814
♪ I'm-a show you how to
turn it up a notch ♪
272
00:10:46,850 --> 00:10:48,483
♪ First you get a swimming pool ♪
273
00:10:48,518 --> 00:10:51,019
♪ Full of liquor,
then you dive in it ♪
274
00:10:51,054 --> 00:10:52,120
♪ Pool full of liquor ♪
275
00:10:52,155 --> 00:10:54,222
♪ Then you dive in it. ♪
276
00:10:54,397 --> 00:10:55,563
- Buddy, you okay?
- Yeah.
277
00:10:55,598 --> 00:10:57,965
I'm good, I'm good.
Two beers, please.
278
00:10:58,001 --> 00:10:59,000
Whoa, whoa.
Two beers?
279
00:10:59,035 --> 00:11:01,536
- Are you sure about this, pal?
- Ah, it's okay, Zorn.
280
00:11:01,571 --> 00:11:02,770
A couple sips won't hurt me.
281
00:11:02,806 --> 00:11:03,905
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
282
00:11:03,940 --> 00:11:05,440
Hey, before you take that drink,
283
00:11:05,475 --> 00:11:07,175
I just want you to think about...
284
00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:11,012
how awesome this is gonna be!
Butt! Butt! Butt!
285
00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:13,548
Butt! Butt!
Butt! Butt! Butt!
286
00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:16,117
Ooh, five of clubs.
287
00:11:16,152 --> 00:11:18,419
Gin, ladies.
Take off your tops.
288
00:11:18,455 --> 00:11:22,957
- I'm kidding.
- I'm sorry.
289
00:11:22,992 --> 00:11:24,959
- You just look so familiar.
- All right, look.
290
00:11:24,994 --> 00:11:28,529
It's true, we have met before.
Does Arrowhead ring a bell?
291
00:11:28,565 --> 00:11:30,398
- Arrowhead.
- Okay, let me guess.
292
00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:33,234
Arrowhead is a guy whose head
is shaped like an arrow,
293
00:11:33,269 --> 00:11:35,336
and when he opens his mouth,
arrows come out
294
00:11:35,371 --> 00:11:37,638
and they shoot you,
and then you turn into an arrow,
295
00:11:37,674 --> 00:11:39,707
and then you shoot other people
in the head.
296
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:40,808
No. That's Archeron.
297
00:11:40,844 --> 00:11:45,446
Arrowhead was our
seventh grade summer camp.
298
00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:48,649
You're Lizzy Jones!
Oh!
299
00:11:48,685 --> 00:11:50,117
Why didn't you just say so?
300
00:11:50,153 --> 00:11:53,921
Well, I had a boyfriend at the time,
and you kissed him.
301
00:11:53,957 --> 00:11:56,491
- Ooh!
- What?
302
00:11:56,526 --> 00:11:59,360
- Yeah. Josh Kirschenbaum?
- Oh, I remember Josh.
303
00:11:59,395 --> 00:12:02,797
But Josh was going out
with me at the time, so...
304
00:12:02,832 --> 00:12:04,332
- Oh!
- I mean, that's not
305
00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:05,933
how it happened,
but that's okay, I don't care.
306
00:12:05,969 --> 00:12:08,135
Well, that is definitely
how it happened,
307
00:12:08,171 --> 00:12:09,971
but I don't care either.
308
00:12:10,006 --> 00:12:14,709
Well, my opinion?
I do care, and I want answers.
309
00:12:14,744 --> 00:12:16,744
So then I was like,
"H-2-O?
310
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:20,548
- More like H-2-hell no."
- Good joke.
311
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,601
- That is bad.
- Awesome.
312
00:12:22,636 --> 00:12:24,719
- No. Bad.
- You nailed it.
313
00:12:24,754 --> 00:12:29,090
You know, actually, I'm really
happy I came to this party.
314
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:31,692
Even though I normally
hate parties.
315
00:12:31,728 --> 00:12:33,561
Well, I'm-I'm glad
you came, too.
316
00:12:33,596 --> 00:12:35,463
And I did, as well.
317
00:12:35,498 --> 00:12:39,567
- So... yeah.
- Yeah, me also.
318
00:12:40,603 --> 00:12:42,003
Where's your friend?
319
00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:44,272
Because I want him for sex,
you know? He kind of ran away.
320
00:12:44,307 --> 00:12:46,173
He, uh, y...
I don't know, sorry.
321
00:12:46,209 --> 00:12:49,110
All right.
I'll check the bathroom, I guess,
322
00:12:49,145 --> 00:12:50,845
'cause he seems obsessed
with the location.
323
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:53,347
- Good luck.
- All right.
324
00:12:53,383 --> 00:12:55,950
Okay, so that's... she's, like, a...
like, a family friend.
325
00:12:55,985 --> 00:12:58,519
Layla, Alan.
Come on, we're going swimming.
326
00:12:58,555 --> 00:13:00,855
No, no suit here.
So, uh-uh.
327
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:02,290
Just put one of your socks on it.
328
00:13:02,325 --> 00:13:04,592
That's what my dad does.
329
00:13:04,627 --> 00:13:07,795
- Mm.
- Did you see Shannon's outie?
330
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,997
It looks like a baby finger.
331
00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:12,033
Well, that's... Things that are
weird about people,
332
00:13:12,068 --> 00:13:13,801
what's that all about?
333
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:17,338
- You coming?
- I just ate. So, ugh.
334
00:13:17,373 --> 00:13:20,741
Oh, no. You could still
probably swim, though.
335
00:13:20,777 --> 00:13:22,243
I'll ge...
I'll get a cramp.
336
00:13:22,278 --> 00:13:24,078
The next thing you know, be a lawsuit.
337
00:13:24,113 --> 00:13:25,880
I don't want to be involved.
338
00:13:25,915 --> 00:13:27,715
Okay.
339
00:13:30,486 --> 00:13:34,388
All of my closest friends
have died in pools.
340
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,950
♪ Munga, munga, munga, munga ♪
341
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,552
♪ Munga, munga, munga, munga,
munga, munga, yump! ♪
342
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,859
- Oh, man.
- Hey, that was good.
343
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,460
Thanks for getting me out, Zorn.
344
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:53,431
Best time I've had in three months,
two weeks and five days.
345
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,499
I know, so let's
keep the party going.
346
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,535
You know, blow off those
stupid canals tomorrow.
347
00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,504
Canals? What the...?
Oh, right.
348
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,707
No, right, yeah. I said I was
gonna go to the Venice Canals.
349
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,308
- Wait, are you not?
- Uh, never mind.
350
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,776
You know, it's-it's a whole thing.
351
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:08,145
- I don't even want to...
- Dude, you're my best friend.
352
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,382
- You can tell me anything.
- All right. Look.
353
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,484
The real reason we came
was 'cause Elizabeth
354
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,354
wants me to see a
neurologist at UCLA.
355
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,389
- Wait. What?
- Klorpins, the cave doctor,
356
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:21,692
said I've got brain damage from
a lifetime of ramming stuff.
357
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:25,396
He said if I headbutt
one more thing, I could die.
358
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:26,998
Hey!
359
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,900
- I got fireball shots.
- Hell yeah!
360
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:30,935
I'm feeling crazy tonight!
361
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:34,939
- I like this one.
- I'm gonna live forever!
362
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,241
Okay, remember, your name
363
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:40,044
is Michael Slater, and you were
best friends with Josh at camp.
364
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,545
Hello?
365
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,015
Josh? Josh Kirschenbaum?
366
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,583
Yeah. Uh, who's this?
367
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:50,454
Michael Slater from
Camp Arrowhead.
368
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,024
I found your number online,
so, uh...
369
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,292
It's been a long time, huh?
370
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,795
Yeah, a long while.
What do you want?
371
00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,364
Yeah, so, listen, I'm writing
a memoir about my childhood.
372
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:04,168
It's called
A Life of Wonder: Michael's Tale.
373
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:06,037
And, um, it's being
published by Knopf.
374
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,205
I don't know if you heard
of them... and Random House
375
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,874
was looking around.
They were sort of sniffing
376
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,276
and trying to make...
Anyways, I was wondering,
377
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,479
maybe you can clear up some
stories from my camp days?
378
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:19,050
Did you have a girlfriend
named Edie or Lizzy?
379
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:22,086
Come on, Mike, I had,
like, 11 girlfriends.
380
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:25,356
Yeah, I know, but,
uh, who did you like more,
381
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,391
Edie or Lizzie?
382
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,926
Well, okay, let's see.
383
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,996
Obviously, Lizzy was Lizzy the Ho,
so she was fun,
384
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:32,997
but also kind of gross.
385
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:36,167
And Edie...
she was hot but totally flat.
386
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,768
- Oh, my God!
- Hey!
387
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,403
- Who was that?
- You know what?
388
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,872
It's Edie Bennett
and Lizzy the Ho, you fart-sack!
389
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,274
Hey, Mike, what the hell is this?
390
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:44,508
- Look, you need help at all...
- Just hang up.
391
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:48,446
- Just hang up.
- Such a jerk, that guy!
392
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,681
- Well, it's settled.
- Wait, something's wrong.
393
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,017
I mean, this looks like Head
394
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,852
when he texts with his head
and not his thumbs.
395
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,355
I'm telling ya,
all it took was one headbutt,
396
00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:00,716
and that little girl went flying!
397
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,594
Am I the only one that finds
this story disturbing?
398
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,297
- Yes.
- Hey, Butt Man,
399
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,499
why don't you put your head
where your mouth is?
400
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:12,403
You, uh, think you can smash
that chair with your head?
401
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,705
Does a Grithian herdsman
have nine anuses?
402
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,374
I don't know.
403
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,842
Hey, uh, you know
what'd be really fun?
404
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,710
Driving home and seeing
if there's any cheese left,
405
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,446
- then going to bed.
- Stop being such a buzz-kill, Zorn.
406
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,849
I love this guy.
407
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,784
It's too dangerous!
408
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,019
- You suck!
- They say if you see something,
409
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,620
you're supposed to
say something. Well, I...
410
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,723
- Hey, you.
- Zorn, where are you guys?
411
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,426
- Elizabeth is freaking out.
- Uh, still at the party.
412
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,261
Just, you know,
sipping our Shirley Temples.
413
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,030
I'll do it.
You think I won't?
414
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,531
Oh, is that Butt?
415
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,733
You really think
you can headbutt my truck?
416
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,502
- It's a V-8!
- No, no, no, no.
417
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,070
- Butt! Linda! Butt!
- Let's take this party to the next level!
418
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:47,705
Edie, just tell Elizabeth...
419
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,141
Tell Elizabeth what?
She's terrified.
420
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,776
How did I even get...
421
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,111
Phew.
That was a close one.
422
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,579
Hey, where'd everyone go?
423
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:59,383
Uh, I think I heard
somebody say something
424
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,785
about headbutting a truck?
425
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:04,388
Who's gonna headbutt the truck...
I-I have no idea.
426
00:17:06,215 --> 00:17:10,170
Oh, my God,
you're so disgusting.
427
00:17:10,352 --> 00:17:11,819
- Are you eating my deodorant?
- Yeah.
428
00:17:11,854 --> 00:17:13,721
I want my mouth to smell
like your armpits.
429
00:17:13,756 --> 00:17:16,323
- What's the big deal?
- What is she even doing here?
430
00:17:16,358 --> 00:17:17,958
- Who invited her?
- He did.
431
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:21,095
What? Me?
No, I didn't... not really.
432
00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:23,897
She's just, like,
my dad's friend's, uh...
433
00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:27,201
This is a party, Alan,
not a zoo for freaks.
434
00:17:27,236 --> 00:17:30,071
All right.
Well, that one was harsh.
435
00:17:30,072 --> 00:17:33,207
That one I can't forget.
TF... too far.
436
00:17:33,242 --> 00:17:35,843
I think we're all saying
stuff we're gonna regret.
437
00:17:35,878 --> 00:17:39,246
- Hey, Shannon, she's not a freak.
- Look at her.
438
00:17:39,281 --> 00:17:41,281
- She has a mustache.
- Okay.
439
00:17:41,317 --> 00:17:42,783
Yeah, yeah,
she's got a mustache.
440
00:17:42,818 --> 00:17:44,785
- All right, well...
- She also has teenage gout.
441
00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:48,522
She also says she has to go to
the bathroom all the time, and...
442
00:17:48,557 --> 00:17:50,791
Also, my nipples are
the opposite of small.
443
00:17:50,826 --> 00:17:52,059
Just let me
get through this, okay?
444
00:17:52,094 --> 00:17:53,560
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's all you. It's all you.
445
00:17:53,596 --> 00:17:54,928
It's all you.
446
00:17:54,964 --> 00:17:56,764
Everyone has something
weird about them.
447
00:17:56,799 --> 00:17:59,133
But she knows who she is
and she doesn't care.
448
00:17:59,168 --> 00:18:02,770
She owns it. And that's...
I think that's pretty cool.
449
00:18:02,805 --> 00:18:04,138
It's a lot cooler than I am.
450
00:18:04,473 --> 00:18:06,339
Whatever.
451
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:08,141
I'm gonna go have sex
in my little sister's room.
452
00:18:08,177 --> 00:18:10,544
- Me, too.
- All right, let's go.
453
00:18:10,612 --> 00:18:14,014
Hey.
Thanks, Alangulon.
454
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:17,149
You know what?
Thank you, Headbutt Girl.
455
00:18:19,171 --> 00:18:22,005
- What the hell?!
- I told you, only my dad calls me that.
456
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:26,676
What the hell are you looking at?!
You want to go?!
457
00:18:26,712 --> 00:18:27,944
That's what I thought.
458
00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:29,779
I'm gonna go find a rug
to scoot on.
459
00:18:29,815 --> 00:18:31,047
Oh, my God.
460
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:34,784
- Are you okay?
- Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Just, like...
461
00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:36,186
You know, I could
have a concussion,
462
00:18:36,221 --> 00:18:38,822
so you probably have to stay
with me all night, you know?
463
00:18:38,857 --> 00:18:40,790
Oh, I have to stay
with you all night?
464
00:18:40,826 --> 00:18:42,459
Well, just in case.
If I have a concussion,
465
00:18:42,494 --> 00:18:44,427
I'm not liable for anything
I say, just so you know.
466
00:18:44,463 --> 00:18:45,729
Yeah, okay.
467
00:18:45,764 --> 00:18:48,098
No, I'm telling you, Butt,
do not do this!
468
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:51,234
- You're gonna die!
- I'm fine, Zorny.
469
00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:53,136
This is what I was born to do.
470
00:18:53,171 --> 00:18:56,139
- Out of the way, Zorn!
- Linda, will you please?
471
00:18:56,174 --> 00:18:57,641
Linda, stop.
You don't understand.
472
00:18:57,676 --> 00:18:59,643
Hey, Butt Man brought this on himself.
473
00:18:59,678 --> 00:19:01,011
You don't mess with the devil.
474
00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:04,447
I need to talk to Boss Linda now.
475
00:19:04,483 --> 00:19:06,850
Okay. Boss Linda here.
You're fired, Zorn!
476
00:19:06,885 --> 00:19:08,818
- Linda, please.
- Now Slayer Linda's back.
477
00:19:08,854 --> 00:19:10,253
- Linda...
- You're not fired, Zorn.
478
00:19:10,289 --> 00:19:12,022
- Stop!
- And your friend is gonna die!
479
00:19:12,057 --> 00:19:14,991
Linda, you shouldn't even be
driving right now.
480
00:19:17,496 --> 00:19:18,395
Stop!
481
00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:21,498
Stop, stop!
Stop!
482
00:19:22,901 --> 00:19:25,302
Stop!
483
00:19:25,337 --> 00:19:26,936
Elizabeth?
484
00:19:26,972 --> 00:19:29,639
Oh, God, what have I done?
485
00:19:29,675 --> 00:19:32,142
- Shh, shh, shh.
- Look at me!
486
00:19:32,177 --> 00:19:34,344
It's okay. It's okay.
I'm here now.
487
00:19:34,379 --> 00:19:36,446
Shh, shh, shh.
488
00:19:36,481 --> 00:19:39,149
Augusta Canal.
Oswego Canal.
489
00:19:39,184 --> 00:19:41,284
Saint Clair Harbor.
Flats Canal.
490
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,519
Yeah!
491
00:19:42,554 --> 00:19:44,220
Butt! Butt! Butt!
492
00:19:44,256 --> 00:19:47,490
Oh, man, he did it!
He actually headbutted a unicorn!
493
00:19:47,526 --> 00:19:50,126
Dude, you look
awesome right now.
494
00:19:50,162 --> 00:19:52,028
I don't like myself, Zorn.
495
00:19:52,097 --> 00:19:54,964
I can't live like this.
I need help!
496
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,434
So that's what happened
to my eye.
497
00:19:57,469 --> 00:19:59,903
- I always wondered.
- Yeah, I guess I never watched
498
00:19:59,938 --> 00:20:01,538
this video all the way to the end.
499
00:20:01,573 --> 00:20:03,840
I can't believe I almost died
for one last headbutt.
500
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,842
Well, I guess there's
an argument to be made
501
00:20:05,877 --> 00:20:08,178
that it's better to have you
around boring and alive
502
00:20:08,213 --> 00:20:10,413
than awesome and
dead, you know?
503
00:20:10,449 --> 00:20:12,749
Hey, hey. Just want to say
a quick good-bye to everybody.
504
00:20:12,784 --> 00:20:16,319
Ooh, your head still
looks terrible.
505
00:20:16,355 --> 00:20:17,987
Yeah. It's on me,
though, you know?
506
00:20:18,023 --> 00:20:19,556
I shouldn't have got
in the way of the faucet
507
00:20:19,591 --> 00:20:20,523
like I did. Just... Whoo!
508
00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:23,159
Well, maybe that happened
because you pissed off the faucet.
509
00:20:23,195 --> 00:20:26,063
If you could read between the lines,
you would know that the faucet
510
00:20:26,064 --> 00:20:28,932
was hoping you were the one she
could give her special flower to,
511
00:20:28,967 --> 00:20:31,568
but now the faucet
will have to give it up
512
00:20:31,603 --> 00:20:33,636
to some stranger on a changing
table in the airport bathroom!
513
00:20:33,672 --> 00:20:35,872
Okay, that's enough, Butty-cakes.
514
00:20:36,675 --> 00:20:40,777
- Oh, that's my daughter.
- Well, guess you guys should hit the road,
515
00:20:40,812 --> 00:20:42,912
but not with your head.
516
00:20:42,948 --> 00:20:45,315
You get it?
'Cause you're brain-damaged.
517
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:46,916
Dang it.
Where'd I put my keys?
518
00:20:46,952 --> 00:20:49,052
Got 'em right here for
you buddy. Here you go.
519
00:20:50,722 --> 00:20:52,856
Butt?
520
00:20:52,891 --> 00:20:55,525
Butt!
521
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,707
sync & correction by f1nc0
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522
00:21:04,536 --> 00:21:06,936
♪ She's all that I want ♪
523
00:21:06,972 --> 00:21:09,372
♪ All-all that I want ♪
524
00:21:09,408 --> 00:21:10,907
♪ And I, and I ♪
525
00:21:10,942 --> 00:21:14,177
♪ And I want to feel the heat ♪
526
00:21:14,246 --> 00:21:16,546
♪ She shifted up the clutch ♪
527
00:21:16,581 --> 00:21:18,882
♪ Jump-Jumping double Dutch ♪
528
00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:20,517
♪ And I want, I want ♪
529
00:21:20,552 --> 00:21:24,053
♪ I want her to jump for me ♪
530
00:21:24,122 --> 00:21:25,588
♪ Oh... ♪
531
00:21:25,589 --> 00:21:27,488
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