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Once upon a time an English journalist
came to New York.
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Elizabeth was attractive and bright,
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and right away she hooked up with
one of the city's eligible bachelors.
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The question remains,
is this a company we want to own?
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Tim was 42.
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A well-liked and respected banker,
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who made about two million a year.
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They met one evening, in typical
New York fashion, at a gallery opening.
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Like it?
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Yes, actually I think
it's quite interesting. What?
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- I feel like I know you.
- Oh, doubtful.
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- I just moved here from London.
- Really?
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That's my favourite city.
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- It is?
- Absolutely.
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It was love at first sight.
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You know, I think perhaps
I have met you somewhere before.
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For two weeks they snuggled...
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...went to romantic restaurants...
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...had wonderful sex...
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...and shared the most intimate secrets.
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One spring day, he took her to a house
he saw in Sunday's New York Times.
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How about if we start at the top?
There are four bedrooms upstairs.
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- Do you have any children?
- Not yet.
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That day Tim popped the question.
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Would you like
to meet my folks Tuesday night?
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I'd love to.
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On Tuesday he called
with some bad news.
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- My mother's not feeling very well.
- Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.
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- Can we take a rain check?
- Of course.
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Tell your mum
I hope she feels better.
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When she hadn't heard from him
for two weeks, she called.
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Tim, it's Elizabeth.
That's an awfully long rain check.
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He said he was up to his ears
and that he'd call the next day.
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He never did call... Bastard.
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- She told me one day over coffee...
- ...I don't understand.
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In England looking at houses together,
would have meant something.
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Then I realised, no one had told her
about the end of love in Manhattan.
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Welcome to the "age of un-innocence".
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No one has "breakfast at Tiffany's",
and no one has "affairs to remember".
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Instead, we have breakfast at 7:00am
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and affairs we try to forget
as quickly as possible.
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Self-protection
and closing the deal are paramount.
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Cupid has flown the co-op.
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How did we get into this mess?
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There are thousands
of women like this in the city.
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We all know them
and we all agree they're great.
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They travel, they pay taxes,
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they'll spend $400 on a pair
of Manolo Blahnik strappy sandals,
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and they're alone.
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It's like the riddle of the Sphinx.
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Why are there so many
great unmarried women
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and no great unmarried men?
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I explore these issues in my column
and I have terrific sources: my friends.
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When you're in your 20s,
women control the relationships.
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By the time you're in your 30s,
you're being devoured by women.
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Suddenly the guys
are holding all the chips.
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I call it "the mid-thirties power flip".
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It's all about age and biology.
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If you want to get married,
it's to have kids, right?
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If you do it with someone older than 35,
you have to have kids right away.
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And that's about it.
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These women should forget about
marriage... and have a good time.
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I have a friend who'd always gone out
with extremely sexy guys
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and just had a good time.
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One day she woke up and she was 41 .
She couldn't get any more dates.
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She had a breakdown,
couldn't hold on to her job,
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and moved back to Wisconsin
to live with her mother.
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Trust me, this is not a story
that makes men feel bad.
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Most men are threatened
by successful women.
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If you want to get these guys,
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you have to keep your mouth shut
and play by the rules.
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I totally believe that love conquers all.
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Sometimes you just have
to give it a little space.
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That's what's missing in Manhattan -
the space for romance.
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The problem is expectations - older women
won't accept what's available.
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By your mid 30s,
you think why should I settle?
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You know?
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The older we get the more we keep
self-selecting down to a smaller group.
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What women really want
is Alec Baldwin.
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There's not one woman in New York
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who hasn't turned down
ten wonderful guys
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because they were too short,
or too fat, or too poor.
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I've been out with short, fat
and poor guys. It makes no difference.
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They are just as self-centred
as the good-looking ones.
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Why don't these women
marry a fat guy?
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Why don't they just marry
a big fat tub of lard?
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Happy birthday
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Dear Miranda
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Happy birthday to you
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Another thirty-something birthday
with a group of unmarried female friends.
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We would all have preferred
a celebratory conference call.
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You were saying?
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A successful woman in this city,
can either struggle to find a relationship,
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or just go out
and have sex like a man.
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- You mean with dildos?
- No. I mean without feeling.
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Samantha Jones was a New York
inspiration. A public relations executive,
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she routinely slept
with good-looking guys in their 20s.
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Remember that guy that
I was going out with? What was his name?
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- Drew.
- The sex god.
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I felt nothing.
It was like, "Gotta go, catch you later."
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And I completely forgot
about him after that.
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That's because he didn't call you.
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Sweetheart, this is the first time
in the history of Manhattan
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that women have had
as much power as men,
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plus the equal luxury
of treating men like sex objects.
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Yeah, except men in this city
don't want to be in a relationship with you,
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but if you only want them for sex
they don't like it.
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- Suddenly they can't perform.
- That's when you dump them.
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Come on, ladies,
are we really that cynical?
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- What about romance?
- Who needs it?
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It's like that guy,
Jeremiah, the poet.
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I mean the sex was incredible,
but then he wanted to read me his poetry
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and go out to dinner and chat,
and I'm like, "Let's not even go there."
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What are you saying? Are you saying
you're just gonna give up on love?
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- That's sick!
- Believe me, the right guy comes along
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and this whole thing's right out the window.
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- That's right!
- The right guy is an illusion.
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Start living your life!
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So you think it's possible
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to pull off this whole
women having sex like men thing.
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- You're forgetting The Last Seduction.
- You're obsessed with that movie.
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OK! Linda Fiorentino fucking that guy
up against the chain-link fence.
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And never having one of those
"God, what have I done?" epiphanies.
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I hated that movie.
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Was it true?
Were women in New York giving up on love
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and throttling up on power?
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What a tempting thought.
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I think the only place where one
can still find love and romance in New York
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is the gay community.
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Straight love has become closeted.
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Stanford Blatch was a close friend.
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He owned a talent agency who,
at the moment, was down to a single client.
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So are you telling me
that you're in love?
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How could I possibly
sustain a relationship?
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Derek takes up 1 ,000% of my time.
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Don't you think
that's a bit obsessive?
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Carrie, I'm a passionate person.
His career is all I care about.
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When that's under control, then I can
concentrate on my personal life.
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- Stanford, he's an underwear model.
- With a billboard in Times Square!
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Oh, my God, don't turn around.
The loathe of your life is at the bar.
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It was Kurt Harrington.
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A mistake I made when I was 26...
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and 29...
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and 31 .
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Carrie, don't even go there.
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What do you think, I'm a masochist?
The man is scum.
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Good. I don't have the patience
to comfort you a fourth time.
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- Relax. I don't have any feelings left.
- Thank God.
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Excuse me,
I have to visit the ladies room.
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It was true, I no longer felt a thing for Kurt.
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After all these years,
I finally saw him for what he was -
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a self-centred withholding creep,
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who was still the best sex
I ever had in my life.
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However,
I did have a little experiment in mind.
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- Wow, what are you doing here?
- Hey, babe.
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- God, you look gorgeous.
- Thanks.
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So, how's life?
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Not bad, can't complain. You?
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You know just writing
the column, the usual.
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So, you seeing anyone special?
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Not really. You?
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Oh, just a couple of guys.
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- But you look good though.
- So do you.
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So... What are you doing later?
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I thought you weren't talking
to me for the rest of your life?
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Who said anything about talking?
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What do you say to my place,
three o'clock?
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All right. See you there.
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Are you out of your mind?
What do you think you're doing?
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Calm down, it's research.
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Oh, God! Oh, Kurt!
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Kurt was just like I remembered.
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Better.
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Because this time there would be none
of that messy emotional attachment.
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All righty.
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My turn.
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Oh, sorry. I have to go back to work.
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- What are you kidding? You serious?
- Oh, yeah completely.
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But I'll give you a call.
Maybe we can do it again some time?
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As I began to get dressed,
I realised that I'd done it.
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I'd just had sex like a man.
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I left feeling powerful,
potent, and incredibly alive.
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I felt like I owned the city -
nothing and no one could get in my way.
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Number one - he's very handsome.
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Number two - he's not wearing
a wedding ring.
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Number three -
he knows I carry a personal supply
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of ultra-textured Trojans
with the reservoir tip.
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- Thanks a lot.
- Any time.
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Later that night,
Skipper Johnston met me for coffee
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and confessed a shocking intimate secret.
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- Thank you.
- Do you know that it has been a year?
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Really? I don't understand that,
you're such a nice guy.
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That's the problem. I'm too nice, you know?
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I'm a romantic. I just have so much feeling.
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- Are you sure you're not gay?
- No!
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I'm sensitive and I don't objectify women.
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You know, most guys
when they meet a girl,
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the first thing that they see is...
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- You know.
- Pussy?
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Oh, God!
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I hate that word.
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Don't you have any friends
that you can hook me up with?
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- No, they're too old for you.
- I like older women.
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Maybe.
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- Maybe my friend Miranda.
- When?
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Tomorrow night. We're all going downtown
to this club, Chaos.
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Great.
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Don't tell her I'm nice.
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Miranda was gonna hate Skipper.
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She'd think he was mocking her
with his sweet nature
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and decide he was an asshole.
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The way she had decided
all men were assholes.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Carrie, it's Charlotte.
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- Hey, sweetie.
- I can't meet you guys for dinner tomorrow
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because I have
an amazing date.
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- With who?
- Capote Duncan,
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he's supposedly some big shot
in the publishing world. Do you know him?
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He was one of the city's
most notoriously un-gettable bachelors.
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Wait, wait. Don't answer
that question, because I don't care.
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And another thing, I'm not buying into that
"women having sex like men" crap.
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I didn't want to tell her about my afternoon
of cheap and easy sex and how good it felt.
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All right, fine. Listen, have a good time,
and promise to tell me everything.
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- If you're lucky. Bye.
- All right, bye.
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Friday night at Chaos.
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It was just like that bar in Cheers
where "everybody knows your name".
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Except here they were likely
to forget it five minutes later.
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Still, it was the cr�me de la cr�me
of New York, whipped into a frenzy.
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Sometimes you got a souffl�,
sometimes cottage cheese.
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It is like a model bomb
exploded in this room tonight.
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Is there a woman here aside from me
that weighs more than a hundred pounds?
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I know it's like under-eaters anonymous.
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- That's funny, Skippy.
- Skipper.
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I have this theory that men
secretly hate pretty girls
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because they feel that they're the ones
who rejected them in high school.
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But if you're not in the beauty Olympics,
you can still be a very... interesting person.
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- Are you saying that I'm not pretty?
- No, of course you are.
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So ipso facto, I can't be interesting?
Women fall into one of two categories -
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beautiful and boring, or homely
and interesting? Is that it, Skippy?
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No, that's not what I meant.
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Excuse me,
is this your hand on my knee?
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- No.
- Let's keep them where I can see them.
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I guess you must find me beautiful.
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Or interesting.
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I was about to rescue Skipper
from an increasingly hopeless situation,
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when suddenly...
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- Lucky me, twice in one week.
- Well, you may not be getting that lucky.
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- I was pissed off the way you left.
- You were?
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Yeah. And then I thought how great!
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You finally understand that
we can have sex without commitment.
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Yeah, right. Sure, I guess.
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So whenever I feel like it,
I'll give you a call.
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Yeah, please, whenever you feel like it.
I mean, if I'm alone, I'm all yours.
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- All right.
- I like this new you.
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- Call me.
- Yup.
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I didn't understand,
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did men secretly want their women
promiscuous and emotionally detached.
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And if I was really
having sex like a man,
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why didn't I feel more in control?
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You see that guy?
He's the next Donald Trump,
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except he's younger
and much better looking.
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Hi.
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- Do you know him?
- No, I've never seen him in my life.
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He usually dates models, but, hey,
I'm as good looking as a model,
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plus I own my own business.
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Samantha had the kind
of deluded self-confidence
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that caused men like Ross Perot
to run for President.
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And it usually got her what she wanted.
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Well, if you're not gonna
hit on him, I will.
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And there she went,
off to take her best shot with Mr Big.
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Meanwhile, Charlotte York
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was passing the most
splendid evening with Capote Duncan.
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Want to go back to my place
and see the Ross Bleckner?
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- I'd love to, but it's really getting late.
- No problem.
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What year was it painted again?
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'89.
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Though Charlotte was playing hard to get,
she didn't want to end it too abruptly.
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Well... Maybe just for a minute.
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This could easily go for a hundred grand.
Ross is so hot right now.
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It's beautiful.
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No, you're beautiful.
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Thank you...
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for tonight.
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- I had a wonderful time.
- Well, it was my pleasure.
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I have to get up
really early tomorrow.
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I'll get you a cab.
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Charlotte told me later that she thought
she'd played the entire evening flawlessly.
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So, what are you doing
next Saturday?
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I'm having dinner with you.
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Hey, hey, you're going
to the West Side, right?
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Right, West Fourth
and Bank please.
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Scoot over, will you?
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Two stops,
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Fourth and Bank
and West Broadway and Broome.
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- You're going to Chaos?
- Oh, yeah.
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Why?
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I understand where you're coming from
and I totally respect it.
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But I really need to have sex tonight.
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Back at Chaos,
things were swinging into high gear
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and Samantha was putting
the moves on Mr Big.
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I've been smoking cigars for years,
back when they were terminally uncool.
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I've got this great source that sends me
Hondurans. Do you want to try one?
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- No, thank you.
- You can't find them anywhere.
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Cohibas - that's all I smoke.
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Look, I do the PR for this club
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and I have a key
to the private room downstairs.
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Really?
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You want a private tour?
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No thanks, but maybe another time.
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Meanwhile, Skipper Johnston was
hopelessly smitten with Miranda Hobbes.
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So where we going now?
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Listen, Skippy, you know,
you really are a nice sweet guy, but...
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Oh, I understand.
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Goodnight.
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Miranda said
she thought he was too nice,
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but she was willing
to overlook one flaw.
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And Capote Duncan
found his fix for the night.
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Where is it?
I want to see the Ross Bleckner.
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Later.
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Later.
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Oh, listen.
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I gotta get up really early,
so you can't stay over.
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- Cool?
- Sure, I have to get up really early, too.
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Taxi! Taxi!
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And so another Friday night
in Manhattan crept towards dawn.
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Taxi!
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And just when I thought I would
have to do the unspeakable -
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walk home...
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Well, get in for chrissakes.
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- Where can I drop you?
- 72nd Street, Third Avenue.
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- You got that, Al?
- Yes, sir.
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So what have you been doing lately?
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You mean besides
going out every night?
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Yeah, I mean what do
you do for work?
335
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,100
Well, this is my work.
I'm sort of a sexual anthropologist.
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You mean like a hooker?
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00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:17,300
No. I write a column
called Sex And The City.
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Right now I'm researching an article
about women who have sex like men.
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They have sex
and then afterwards they feel nothing.
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- But you're not like that.
- Well, aren't you ?
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Not a drop. Not even half a drop.
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Wow. What's wrong with you?
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I get it.
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You've never been in love.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Suddenly I felt the wind
knocked out of me.
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I wanted to crawl under
the covers and go right to sleep.
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- Thanks for the ride.
- Any time.
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Wait.
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Have you ever been in love?
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Abso-fucking-lutely.
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