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Stop shouting at Gil Ra-im.

I just saw you push her. I can't have you do that.

To me, this woman is like actresses Kim Tae-hee and Jeon Do-yeon.

You see, I am a huge fan of Gil Ra-im.

If it's not too much trouble, I'd like to treat you all to dinner.

Well, it's not like you're making us pay. Of course, we'll go.

Let's all go.

Let's go.

-Enjoy. -Thank you.

What's going on?

-Please enjoy. -Eat up.

I tried to provide food to your liking. I hope you enjoy it.

-It's great. -Thank you!

-Thank you. -Thank you for the meal.

While you all eat...

let me borrow her.

Ra-im, have dinner with me on the ninth floor. Let's go.

What? Hold on...

Bravo!

He sure has a fantastic taste.

What's so good about a cheap girl like her?

Of course, you'd be angry when you're the cheapest girl here.

What did you say?

I didn't know what you'd like, so, I asked the friend at the lounge,

and she suggested quantity over quality and that I should just provide a feast.

Have a seat.

I'm pulling the chair out for you.

I'm fine. Do it for some other girl.

Have you never had a man pull the chair out for you at your age?

Unless you're going to pray, I can blow these out, right?

But candles are a standard for dinners...

The standard for me is three bottles of beer with fruit.

-Why didn't you tell me? -What?

"What?"

Oh, that I'm the CEO here?

I told you that you would be surprised,

and that you shouldn't mistreat me.

Surprised, aren't you?

You thought I was a bum, but I'm way grander than you thought.

I look different now, don't I? I look more handsome and even taller.

"That track jacket actually was an expensive one."

"I feel really bad now."

What is this?

If you accept it that easily, it's embarrassing on my part as a man.

You said, I look pretty when I get angry.

So, I won't get angry anymore.

Don't ever do anything like this again.

Don't come to our action school either.

It's not a place that you can just come to relieve your boredom.

I'm really sorry, but could you sit at an empty table--

I was with this group. Just give me a bowl of rice.

Don't give her anything.

It's okay, just give me a bowl.

Don't mind us. Just go about your job.

What are you doing? I don't understand what's going on.

Help me understand.

This is the kind of meal that I like.

And what was wrong up there? The candles? Wine? The chair?

All of the above.

This is all I have.

Twenty-thousand won for the hospital. Twenty-thousand won for dinner.

I know it costs a lot more...

but I didn't eat, so, let's just call it even.

Now, we have no reason to see each other.

You're going too far.

All I wanted was for you to stop saying that you're sorry.

I'm sorry.

What are you sorry about?

Is that in the script? Where? I don't see it!

Geez! All you have to do is a fantastic pose on your way down!

Don't make me hear you say sorry again.

-Get back up there! -I'm sorry.

Stop saying you're sorry!

What's wrong with saying sorry?

I can say it a hundred times over.

I can be grateful for the opportunity to say sorry and say it all day long.

That's how I make a living.

But now because of you,

people will say, "you've got good connections."

All I had to do was say, "sorry" 100 times,

but how much more would I have to say it now?

Do you live in a fairy tale?

Do you think every dinner table has flowers, wine, and candles?

Im saying that I don't need the philanthropy

of an immature department store CEO who is so eager to look good.

I'm warning you for the last time. I don't want to see you ever again.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

-I'm sorry. -Thanks for the dinner.

You've got good connections, Ra-im.

-Thanks for today. -We had a great dinner.

Ms. Ra-im!

Why are you so early? We haven't even finished setting up.

You know what? Chae-rin can do this scene.

Let's get a proper shot of you.

No, Director--

I'm not doing this scene! Are you crazy?

I'm scared of heights.

What do you mean? I saw you bungee jumping on TV!

Ra-im, you can come monitor with me if you're uncomfortable.

Okay?

I can't believe this.

Excuse me. What is wrong with you?

What did you say when I asked you earlier?

"Who is Kim Joo-won?"

We hadn't exchanged names...

Are you kidding me?

Then, I'll ask again.

How do you know Kim Joo-won?

Aren't you answering me? How do you know him?

But Ms. Park Chae-rin.

Why the hell are you talking down to me?

What's it to you what our relationship is?

Am I obligated to answer your questions?

No... I guess not.

That's what I think as well.

You don't have to answer me, but...

What did you eat on the ninth floor?

Steak? Lobster?

-What? -Crazy, right?

It turns out Mr. Money-maker was the CEO of Loel Department Store.

-The CEO? -Yes!

We filmed there earlier, right?

The director was giving Ra-im a hard time, but Money-maker showed up, saying,

"To me, she is like Kim Tae-hee and Jeon Do-yeon."

He's completely head over heels for Ra-im.

He extended our time limit because Ra-im was there,

and he bought dinner for the entire staff. It was quite a sight.

I'm back.

Hey, what's going on?

Did you really not know that Kim Joo-won was the CEO?

You just won the lottery.

Are you quitting stunt work now?

Why would I quit?

I have nothing to do with that guy.

Just buy a new one. It doesn't cost much.

Go and get one from Money-maker's department store.

-Jeong-hwan! -Gosh...

You see? She wasn't like this yesterday.

I have to go.

Do you want instant noodles? Should I boil the water?

This came out nice.

Hey. I'm going to try and make it darker.

Would it work?

As you see, I am literally radiant.

Geez.

This one's great.

I saw Director Yoon yesterday.

-"Director Yoon"? -Yoon Seul.

She does commercials now.

Did you not know?

She told me she saw you.

Don't you keep in touch with her?

Are we doing this over, or not?

-What? -Well, you know what,

I'm here at Loel Department Store to pick up your outfit.

But there's something strange here.

I'll send you a photo. Take a look.

What is it?

Hello? Hey!

Geez.

ROMANTIC GETAWAY WITH OSKA

What the heck is this?

Hey! Why aren't you picking up my calls? Do you know how many times I've called?

How would I know when you made the calls?

Don't you have any respect for Chopin? You're supposed to be an artist.

What is this? Huh?

"A romantic getaway with Oska"? How can Oska not know about it?

You should change your manager. That's been up for three days.

What? "Three days"?

You're quite popular.

Thanks to your Korean Wave stardom, we have customers from all over the globe.

I thought I was in Itaewon.

"Itaewon"?

Hey, do you think I'll actually go through with this?

I'm sure you'll say, "no."

So, you know! I won't do it! Over my dead body!

You heard me loud and clear!

Don't worry. You'll end up doing it.

You can go now.

Hey!

ROMANTIC GETAWAY WITH OSKA

Hey, what is that? What is this?

Ask him yourself. There he is.

I'm so mad!

Dong-gyu, you know what?

Are you mad? What the heck is this?

Yeah, it just kind of happened.

"It just kind of happened"?

This is a week after our music video.

So, let's push back the shoot by a week to make them overlap.

Do you want to die? How can we delay it?

The director is already in Thailand!

You found a director?

I must not have been rude enough seeing how they want to work with me.

Why, you! Are you serious?

Just hit me and reschedule for a week later. Come on.

-Why I ought to... -Oh, wow.

What is it now? What?

Am I in another scandal?

OSKA TAKES ROOKIE UNDER HIS WING

Oh, this is from the interview with Man Korea.

The reporter said that all top stars have someone in training,

and I told her that I have one too. Looks like she exaggerated a little.

This is beyond exaggeration.

Let's just train one while we're at it.

I also want to see my protege come out on TV

and say good things about me, and stuff like that.

Work on your own talent! How can you train someone?

You're the one who always finds excuses to lip-sync!

That's why I'm awesome.

It's not easy to take over China, Taiwan, Thailand, and even Japan

when I'm consistently getting worse.

Forget it.

Music is just a little hobby for you, anyway.

Why are you so pessimistic?

Who knows...

Hey, I need you to look for someone.

He sings at the club in Cheongdam, and he's about

this tall.

How tall is that?

How can I find him like this?

You're really asking for it.

Stand up straight!

Hey, Eun-sol.

Tonight's plans?

Perhaps some sweet music and a soft bed?

I've been wondering.

How does it feel to be prettier than a rose?

Don't lie.

Am I really prettier than a rose?

Did you have a tough childhood? Why can't you trust me?

That's not what I meant...

Who is it? Is someone coming?

Looks like it.

I'm sorry to disturb, but I got a question.

I said I'm not going on that romantic vacation.

I told you not to worry about that. You'll end up doing it anyway.

Anyway, do you remember that house I was talking about?

The one that looks like it would be on National Geographic?

Gil Ra-im lives in that kind of house.

She's all you talk about these days.

She didn't get much of an education, and she's very vulgar and violent, too.

Have you ever gone out with someone like that?

Give me a break.

Of course. Chae-rin used to be like that before she became famous.

Hats off to you.

At least Ra-im is admirable.

Let's say that a girl hit you.

Have you ever enjoyed it?

What?

"I can endure a few more hits."

"I'm a little looking forward to it." Have you ever felt like that?

Wow. This is why the educated ones are worse.

How about getting tied up? Do you like using handcuffs, too?

That's not what I'm talking about!

Forget it. Go on with what you were doing.

I think Park Chae-rin also wore that robe.

Hey!

No, he got it wrong.

She wore mine...

A guest?

You look much better in a suit than in a track jacket.

That doesn't mean I don't look good in a track jacket.

What brings you here?

I guess you aren't happy to see me.

Were we ever that close?

I don't think I deserve to be turned away, though.

Since I didn't turn you away when you turned up at my action school

without even a résumé.

You must hold quite a grudge.

Not at all.

Do you normally keep your guests standing?

Aren't you leaving soon?

It won't take long. Let's sit.

There's no need for tea, right? There are plenty of cafes around here.

I'll get straight to the point, then.

I heard that you treated my boys to dinner.

So, I came to thank you.

It wasn't just your boys. You don't need to thank--

Thank you for your kindness, but I hope you never do it again.

How many times am I being chewed out for buying dinner?

Do all stunt people react so aggressively to kindness?

Or, do you teach them that way?

Will you still be attending the action school?

There's no reason not to.

My boys can get rough.

I'm not so soft myself.

I have abs too actually.

So, stop trying to intimidate the innocent rookie.

When it comes to true intimidation, I think I have the upper hand.

I don't think you understand.

You are not that innocent.

I don't know if you know this, but Gil Ra-im is very talented.

She's doing well right now.

So, don't get in her way.

Sure.

But I do intend on helping her.

That is, if you don't get in the way.

It's me. Where's U-yeong?

He's in the studio, and I'm working...

Studio? I got it.

You shouldn't do this to U-yeong.

How dare you show up here? You shouldn't be coming here.

I didn't come here to see U-yeong.

I came to see Kim Joo-won.

Who? "Joo-won"?

Yes. It just kind of happened.

What do you mean?

I'll tell you next time.

Did you read the outline that I sent? How was it?

I didn't, and I won't. We signed with another director.

Someone said that they'd do it?

All thanks to your concerns.

So, let's not see each other like this again.

I'm not sure if I should say this, but...

It's the same before and now.

I will decide whether we see each other or not.

You'd be in a better mood if you had read my outline.

It's too bad you didn't.

See you next time.

Is this Producer Park? It's me, Director Yoon.

Do you still want my handbag that you really liked?

There's no reason, it's just a gift.

Sure, come pick it up.

But you don't want to come empty-handed, right?

Okay then.

Can you find out who's directing Oska's new music video on your way?

Yes.

Aren't you surprised?

You scared me.

You have a cute side.

Yes.

This must be why people call you a bad man.

Are you sure that's me?

Didn't you know?

You have the background, looks, and humor.

You're so perfect that you make others feel bad about themselves.

It's not like I can apologize to everyone who feels that way.

Anyway, why are you here?

I came to see Mr. Choi about work,

but I heard that this was your home.

I thought it'd be impolite not to say hello.

Are you busy today?

No, I've got nothing.

That's great.

I'm not busy either for a change.

That's nice. Have fun, then.

Wait...

Maybe he's a bit too difficult.

Doesn't he have any other cousins?

Hey.

Can I get the receipt

for the girl that got stitches in her arm?

What? A receipt?

Hey, I didn't put myself through

ten years of medical school and residency

just to pull out receipts for you.

-Call up Administration yourself. -Wait!

There's no benefit for you to argue things like this.

Why do you need it? I thought you barely knew her.

That's why.

Have it quick-delivered to my house.

Do I look like your secretary?

I'll be in the hospital in ten minutes. You come and get it.

I guess he's in love.

To me, she is Kim Tae-hee and Jeon Do-yeon.

You see, I am a huge fan of Gil Ra-im's.

I'm sorry.

Are you slacking off? Do 100 PT sets, sit-ups--

You scared me!

Don't act cute.

Did you see a ghost?

Am I a joke to you?

I told you that I never want to see you again.

Why are you overreacting?

I didn't come to see you. I came for my money.

You've heard that the rich are worse, right?

Your hospital bill was 45,000 won.

You didn't touch your food, so, forget that.

I like things to be exact. That's just how I am.

So, give me 5,000 won more.

I'll give you the remaining 2,000 won later.

Later when?

When I go home.

I'm a busy person.

I want it now.

Am I asking for 2 million won or 20 million won?

Just give me the 2,000 won.

Then, good luck.

How dare you slam your locker like that!

Where are you running off to? Write me an IOU!

She didn't even close it properly...

She must take after her mother.

SHOOTING SCHEDULE

COUPON

-Ninety-four. Ninety-five. -Ninety-four. Ninety-five.

-Ninety-six. Ninety-seven. -Ninety-six. Ninety-seven.

-Ninety-eight. Ninety-nine. -Ninety-eight. Ninety-nine.

-One hundred! -One hundred!

Next are sit-ups. Pair off.

-Yes, ma'am! -Yes, ma'am!

What are you doing?

Can't you see that I'm warming up?

Go away!

-Are you ready? -Yes.

One, two.

One, two.

Why did you start? I don't have a partner.

Why are you discriminating against me?

I need my pair too.

Be fair.

Or, give me the 2,000 won if you don't want to see me.

Do it properly.

You'll regret it if I do.

Since when have you been this pretty?

Since last year?

What?

I was kidding.

Why? Does it hurt?

I was kidding too.

Ten-minute break.

-Break. -Break.

Stop right there!

You're really dead this time.

I'm really mad right now.

And do I look happy?

I'm really pissed off right now too.

There you go again.

Are you some drunken Irishman? Or Sir Swears-a-Lot?

Why do you have such a foul mouth?

That was me watching my language

since you're a big shot CEO.

I can say worse things. You hate it, right?

So, why do you keep bothering me? Why do you keep showing your face?

Tell me the reason.

Do you like me by any chance?

Do you?

Do I look that crazy?

Or, do I look that stupid?

Have you ever seen someone like me love someone like you?

Is that even possible?

For your information,

I have so many overly-qualified women lined up to marry me

that the line would span the Great Wall of China.

But you have no pedigree, education, competence,

youth, or anything.

Raise your hand if you have anything.

You don't, right?

Then, why do you follow me around?

Don't ask me.

Who else would I ask?

Ask yourself.

You keep popping up in my head.

It's like you're always there. What do you want me to do?

One little, two little, Three little Indians

I chant like this every night to try and get you out of my head!

What did you do to me? Why did you do it to me?

What?

You hang up on me. You get mad when I visit.

I offer dinner and you get even madder. And you even hit me.

You are totally strange.

That's the problem, though.

Because you're so weird...

I'm puzzled and fascinated.

That is why right now...

I think I've gone crazy.

So, I won't be coming here anymore.

I'll get going.

I'll text you my address, so, bring my money.

Bye.

I'm tired. Dancing is just too much for me now.

Why are you so late?

Have some snacks.

So, did you find him?

-Han Tae-seon? -Is that his name?

Did you meet him at the Cheongdam club?

I did, but...

What? Does he want to sign right away? Is he asking for a lot?

It's not like that.

I gave him my business card and told him that it was your agency.

Also, that you want to meet him.

Most people would be surprised and happy, right?

-But? -But that punk goes...

"Who's Oska?"

What?

He doesn't know who I am?

Is he from North Korea?

He spoke like he's from Seoul.

That crazy little...

What's his number?

He said not to bother him. He's not interested in lame celebrities.

"Lame celebrities"?

Korean Wave star Oska is a lame celebrity?

Are you Han Tae-seon?

What do you mean, "who"? I'm Oska.

So, what if you're Oska?

Didn't you hear from your manager?

I don't know you or your music.

If you want to see me, send me your music first.

Hello? Hello!

Why you...

Hey, if you're playing hard to get for more money--

Don't you understand Korean?

Did I ask for your money?

Send me your music, moron.

If you have to bribe your way in with money, get lost.

Hello?

He's even worse than I am.

Listen carefully.

I'll show you who I am.

I love you, oh my darling, only you

The only one in my heart

Do you know who Oska is?

"Oska"?

The singer?

Oh my god, it's really him!

Don't sell her too cheap.

She's a proud one.

I paid a lot for her, so of course.

Here.

Are you not writing songs anymore?

No, I'm not going to.

The only one in my heart

I love you

My heart is about to explode! What do I do?

Heard that? You're surprised, aren't you?

This was number one for eight weeks--

You really did surprise me. Sing it again.

Encore!

Who are you? Where's Han Tae-seon?

Stop embarrassing yourself!

Right, you're right.

Get the car ready. He's dead meat.

Hurry up!

NO NEW MESSAGES

Where are you going today?

Blind date.

How is this? Isn't it super cute?

Doesn't it give you a rash?

Hey, guys like it when you cover it up.

I'm off.

Don't drink too much, okay?

-You got a text message! -You got a text message!

What are you doing here, Mr. Kim?

I'm on a date.

-So-mi from Public Relations-- -I asked her to.

In fact, I'm your date.

-Excuse me? -Let's have dinner first.

Are you ready to order?

What's your best dish today?

We have the charcoal grilled steak with pine mushroom soup.

Is this your best? Are you sure about that?

Excuse me?

Then, it must be. We'll have that.

Right.

The truth is, for the past five years--

Oh my god.

Have you been stalking me?

Goodness. Why would you--

If you'll excuse me...

Congratulations, A-yeong!

Congratulations, A-yeong!

HAPPY FIFTH ANNIVERSARY

You joined the company five years ago today.

Congratulations on your fifth anniversary.

Mr. Kim!

Isn't that Kim Joo-won?

It is him.

-He's so good-looking! -He's so hot!

He is so good looking!

-He looks so cool. -He's dreamy.

He's so handsome.

Isn't this place a bit too much just to hand over 2,000 won?

Did you hurt your neck?

Are you bleeding?

I need to use the restroom.

I don't know what you drink, but I can buy you a beer or two.

And I do owe you somewhat.

Don't you like beer?

You...

are the first woman I feel overwhelmed by.

I've wondered whether a woman would help my family enterprise,

or whether their genes would benefit my offspring,

but I've never wondered just how much this kind of bag would cost.

What are you on about?

If you had any consideration for me,

you would've checked the mirror at least once before you came here.

You know I'm not the kind of guy who would call you here over 2,000 won.

Don't you have new clothes? Don't you have a proper bag?

Did you not have the time? Were you busy with something else?

Or, are you really too poor to even afford a bag?

Answer me.

Was I really excited to meet a girl on the pretense of getting money back

when she can't even afford a cheap bag?

I think you've misunderstood...

but I only came here

for this.

I'm going to wait here, so, tell that punk to come out.

Let him know that I'm not the kind of man who does this often.

Go!

But he's kind of scary.

Gil Ra-im?

It is you. I actually wanted to see you again.

What are you doing here?

Were you seeing Joo-won?

I'm sorry, but I have to go...

Hold on.

I'm sorry.

I forget how strong I am sometimes.

It wasn't your fault.

Oh, you had it pinned.

You're so resourceful. Here, I'll fix it.

I'm really good at this stuff because I have long fingers.

No, it's all right...

Hey, where are you going? Are you just leaving?

What's with him? Did you two fight?

What do we do? He quit today.

"Quit"? Where'd he go?

They don't know. He's always on the move. He won't even pick up his phone.

This is crazy.

Find him and bring him to me, so that I can kill him. Understood?

Hey...

Do you want to go for a walk?

It's Oska! I don't believe it!

It's Oska!

Yes, it's me. Thank you.

Yes, that's me.

Why aren't they taking any pictures of me?

I can't find my pictures anywhere. I wish they'd upload some on those forums.

Cheer up.

He's the best at saying the worst things.

He left his manners in his mother's womb.

So, what kind of relationship are you in with Joo-won?

I've been wanting to ask you.

Everyone seems to want to know that.

Let's just say

we can tell what the other is thinking through one little bag.

Are you that close?

That doesn't make sense.

Do you

know his secrets?

You do, don't you? No wonder.

Can you let me in on it? I really need it.

What about you two, then?

Didn't he tell you that we're cousins?

-"Cousins"? -Yes.

He gets rid of all the articles so, only close people know about this.

Our family is pretty complicated, so, it won't help anyone if the public knows.

But seriously,

what did he do to you?

He's always talking about you. It's got to be something big.

Does he always talk about me?

What are you doing here?

I was meeting some friends from New York. Are you on a date?

Heck yes. We look good, right?

Geez.

Be careful. He's a player.

I know because I'm his cousin, Kim Hui-won.

It's Joo-won's little sister. She's nice, unlike her brother.

There you go again! They're so childish.

You're family. Try to get along.

Don't you feel sorry for him? He got rejected again.

Again? How many dates has he been on?

He has no interest in romance.

I can't believe the vacation was his idea.

I know.

Who did he meet this time? Does he have any more women left?

I asked around.

She's a commercial director named Yoon Seul.

Who?

Do you know her too? I heard she's really pretty.

I PROMISE I WAS AT THE STUDIO

STUDIO? LIAR! YOU WERE WITH CHEON JI-AE!

No, I didn't lie.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO SMILE FOR OTHER GIRLS

I told you not to smile!

No, I didn't.

Thank you.

-Question. -Question.

-I asked first. -I asked first.

-Did she get home okay? -You went on a date?

It's nothing new.

Did you send her home? Did you drive her?

How was the last girl?

Did she talk about me?

Is it true that you got rejected?

Anything at all?

Is it true?

She kept that bag? Even a plastic bag would be better.

Are you going to marry the stunt girl? You're not.

If you're going to fool around with her, don't get into the specifics.

You're having an arranged marriage. What does it matter?

So, tell me about the last girl.

You already heard from Hui-won. I was rejected, okay?

Tell me about Gil Ra-im.

What secret of yours does she know that you're acting like this?

"A secret"? Me?

Don't act innocent.

Does she have pictures of you too?

What?

I took the pictures!

Wait.

What?

Why are you still doing the vacation event when I said I'm not doing it?

That's why you delayed your music video shoot.

Did you think I'd just take it? Too bad I have something scheduled now.

Do you think that'd stop me or Dong-gyu?

-What? -Only we bosses know.

Your shoot wasn't delayed.

You're off to Thailand tomorrow as planned,

so, don't forget your sunscreen.

You look tired.

What?

Choi Dong-gyu, why you!

You're not picking up?

Pick up!

Pick up!

The number you have dialed is unavailable.

Why aren't you picking up? Why do you even carry a phone around?

Without me, you'd starve! I dare you to keep ignoring me!

-Hello? -Is it Dong-gyu?

Did you find him? Hold on.

Han Tae-seon is on Jeju Island right now.

-"Jeju Island"? -He uploaded a photo on Twitter today.

Listen to me carefully.

Turn off all your cell phones.

-What? -What?

A NORMAL, CLEAR DAY

A NORMAL, CLEAR DAY SOMEONE IS WALKING ON MY HEART

SOMETIMES RELYING ON CHANCE MY GLOOMY, PRECIOUS DEAREST

YOU'VE COME TO THE WRONG PLACE

A NORMAL, CLEAR DAY

SOMEONE IS WALKING ON MY HEART

SOMETIMES RELYING ON CHANCE

MY GLOOMY, PRECIOUS DEAREST

YOU'VE COME TO THE WRONG PLACE

Hello?

Yes, that's me.

What? I did?

What giveaway?

Wasn't it you? Did you really not enter a giveaway under my name?

I didn't.

Why? Did someone use your name?

Maybe.

Your department store just called

and said that I won a vacuum cleaner. Third place.

Maybe it was a computer error.

You fool.

If it wasn't you or me, who else could it be?

It was my CEO.

He did it to surprise you.

Wow, how adorable!

He would never.

-Where's the stew? -Goodness.

I forgot.

I'm telling you, it's him for sure.

How else would our employee from Public Relations know your number?

You know that bag you bought last month...

Can I borrow it tomorrow?

What are you doing here at this hour?

I work today.

But everyone's getting off at this time.

Call the stores listed here and bring me their new winter catalog...

Subtitle translation by Sophie Park