Original subtitles

"Yoshiko, is it you?"

"Reincarnating between love and the six Buddhist paths"

"Through difficulties, the spirit is tested."

"-Asura"

How can we go on shooting?

Where's her agent?

Damura, where is he?

He went to the actor's agency for revenge.

Revenge?

By using his cocksucking skills?

In the porn business,

we cannot delay shooting.

Natsumi.

We'll film this shot from behind her.

"HIV+"

Natsumi.

Goodbye.

2:46pm, Tokyo time

an 8.8 earthquake took place in the eastern seas of Japan.

The depth of shock is 130km.

"Online discussion regarding news of Natsumi Asano killed in Fukushima tsunami"

"Taiwan"

It's been 4 hours

since the big quake in Japan.

The casualties keep rising.

Local communications and transportations are all blocked.

The Japanese Government has sent manpower and materials

to the quake-stricken areas.

The footage you're watching

is provided by a local in Sendai-shi.

When the Tsunami arrives, as you can see

it destroys the bridge to the outside world instantly.

The houses are also torn

and flooded away!

Local people can only stand on the high place

and watch the flood swallow their homes.

The latest news tells that

a nuclear power plant in Fukushima is badly damaged

by the Tsunami as well.

"Yoshiko, is it you?"

"How are you?"

Daddy, in response to Japan's earthquake

I donated $100 NTD

It's from my allowance.

Shitou is full of love.

Daddy will reimburse you.

Is mommy alright?

Mommy's alright.

She lives in Tokyo.

It's far from Fukushima.

Don't worry.

What?

Don't!

What are you doing?

I said no!

What's wrong?

I want to eat some uni-sushi tomorrow.

Natsumi.

Natsumi.

Just thinking about it makes me mad.

That scumbag asks for money from you everyday.

Hits you when he's drunk.

Doesn't leave you a penny after he dies.

That's bad enough, but on top of it all...

Natsum, cheer up.

You should be like me.

If I get diagnosed HIV positive,

I'll still live my life to the fullest.

I'm sorry,

sometimes I use my mouth to help actors warm up

that's part of the job for being an agent.

Oh yes, check this out.

Every time a film of yours gets released,

this guy mails a postcard.

Don't think he'll be mailing anymore.

But I'm really curious,

Who is "Ryoko", is it you?

I looked it up on the internet,

that's the owner of the bed and breakfast, and his son.

Tanaka

No need to thank me,

let's go for a vacation.

Shitou, mommy just called.

Really, why didn't you put me on?

I want to talk to her.

Maybe because of the earthquake disaster,

She couldn't talk for too long.

Will she call again?

Maybe in a few days.

When she calls

I'll let you know.

Mu...

Alright, stop playing around.

Wash up and go to bed.

Pearly, why aren't you ready?

Pearly, get ready soon.

Schoolboy, you busy?

I'm not schoolboy , my name is Kai.

Who are you?

What do you mean who am I?

I'm the dude who sells porno movies.

What are porno movies?

What are porno movies?!

Pornos are...

Yeah, that's it.

The kind of movie that never stops screaming "ah".

Welcome, sir.

Anything good?

Of Course

Nice!

Today's combo is beautiful.

It's for you.

I want combo A.

It's scorching outside.

I'll tell you one thing:

goddamn the carbon monoxide.

Kai was poisoned once in his youth.

To this day he is still a bit slow.

If I was his dad,

I would've just

let him die in that room.

He's a retard now.

Doesn't even know what "getting pussy" means.

Is it true?

You only know how to jerk off.

Get yourself a wife.

What are you talking about, jerking off?

I am a man who sharpens his sword with his life.

Don't you "sharpen your sword"?

That Natsumi Asano film you're collecting

has gone out of print.

This is the hottest new item right now.

Anzunashi Okita

$100 Million Dollar Body lnsurance

What's that mean?

That means this girl's pussy is very precious.

I'm asking,

Why don't you have Natsumi Asano's films anymore?

She's dead, from the tsunami.

Didn't you hear about it?

The tsunami killed her.

My wife is such a bitch.

She took all my cash

left me a divorce certificate

then ran off with someone else.

So today I'm here to celebrate my freedom.

So everybody drink up, the sake is on me.

Cheers

Sensei, hurry up. Bring out the best food you have to offer.

Hurry up.

Hello, who are you looking for?

Hello, do you speak Japanese?

Hold on

Sensei, a Japanese-speaker.

For you.

Good evening, this is Tanaka

I would like to make a reservation.

We don't take reservations, you can just show up.

What?

What kind of bed and breakfast are you? No reservations?

Are you crazy?

Tanaka, hand me the phone.

Good evening.

Please excuse my friend's rudeness.

It's alright if you don't take reservations.

But we really look forward to this trip.

Is there really no way to reserve?

Alright, may I have your name please?

The name is Asano, thank you very much.

Why do you have to stay at this bed and breakfast?

The owner sounds like an asshole.

There are so many places to stay in Taiwan, why this one?

I would like to end my life at a place I like.

Sensei, I often see you over at that

mailbox mailing letters.

Who are you mailing to?

My wife.

Let me ask you,

if she writes you back one day,

or if she shows up suddenly,

what will you do?

I'll ask her,

why she left me.

You retarded?

Nothing wrong with just leaving, don't need no reasons.

If her answer

can't satisfy me,

So?

I'll eat her alive.

Brother, thanks.

No problem.

Be good.

Bye dad.

Bye

Bye.

Shitou

Ming, I'm going to summer camp.

- Be good. - Okay.

You want some cucumber?

OK.

What's wrong, you're weird.

You told me to not look at you.

If I do you'll punch me.

So I won't look at you.

What I meant was,

don't stare at my breasts.

Told you to not look.

Look at my eyes when I'm speaking to you, understand?

Here?

Tanaka, is it the right place?

It should be.

Natsumi, hold on.

Hello, I telephoned yesterday.

I answered.

Great, you must be the owner.

I am.

Can we stay tonight?

Two of you?

Only she will be staying.

An owner who speaks Japanese.

What's wrong?

Some hot dude, he messaged me.

Wants me to go to Kaohsiung with him.

But I...

Don't worry.

The owner speaks Japanese, don't worry about money.

Call me if you run into problems.

Don't worry, Natsumi.

I'm late, see you later.

Call me if anything comes up.

Tanaka

See you later, relax.

You want it?

Take it.

Are you tired? Come on in.

Welcome,

This way.

Come inside.

Get some rest first. Dinner will be ready soon.

Thank you.

Please.

Hsiao-Ming, bring me the vinegar rice.

Yes.

Are you satisfied with the room's pubic hair

You mean cleanliness

Yes, sorry, I mis-pronounced.

It's been eight years since I left Japan.

I've forgotten a lot of Japanese. But I can still understand

It's ok.

Sensei, what are you talking about.

Translate for me.

None of your business.

Go do your work, hurry up.

No problem.

You guys can speak Chinese with me.

I've had the opportunity to learn Chinese.

I can understand most of it.

That's awesome.

Hello, my name is Hsiao-Ming...

Hello, my name is Natsumi.

Nice to meet you.

Go work.

Oh.

Please enjoy.

It's good?

Delicious.

Is this your first time in Taiwan?

What brings you here?

Because of the postcards the owner mailed me.

Sensei, what did she say?

You ask too many questions.

And don't stare at the customer.

That's rude.

I'm just curious.

How can you serve burnt fish to our customers?

That is alright,

I like my fish a little burnt.

That is alright.

My apologies.

Ming.

Yoshiko

Yoshiko

Miss Natsumi.

I brought you some local produce.

Not now.

Of course we can.

Natsumi is by the beach.

We can do a quickie.

No.

I don't care if you want it.

This counts as one.

I want to a roasted sashimi bowl this afternoon.

Sensei, thanks for driving me.

Just call me Ming.

Yes, Ming-san.

Ming-san, can you pull over?

I want to take a look at the sea.

So beautiful.

Natsumi, what made you want to visit?

As I said,

it was because of the postcards.

Yoshiko, why?

Who is Yoshiko? Is she...

the wife that left you?

Ming-jiang, I am Natsumi Asano.

Nice to meet you.

If you want, we can be good friends.

Believe me,

lam not Yoshiko.

Made in USA, Vacuum Pump 3000.

Easy to use,

Put this on,

and start pumping.

It will be as big as a tree.

Like that?

Comes with a free vibrating egg.

This one.

How much is it?

$3000 NT

Japanese dollars?

Taiwanese dollars.

But, I only have this much.

Is that so?

This will work too.

A lot of people use this too.

This set.

A magnifying glass.

You makes it big too.

You have this?

So big.

This will work.

Don't use it too many times per day.

You'll hurt your hand.

Don't use it under direct sunlight.

What will happen?

You'll have a toasted wiener.

It's burnt.

Sensei

Dude.

What are you hiding?

Nothing, what are talking about.

Let me tell you,

Natsumi Asano is not dead.

Really?

She is in my car right now.

Too much porn for him.

Come take a look if you don't believe me.

Come on.

Listen, you can watch all the porn you want,

don't just stick to one actress.

Because he like that actress.

Natsumi Asano.

Boobs are so big.

Isn't Natsumi Asano dead?

How can this be?

Sensei, remember when Natsumi explained

her reason for visiting Taiwan?

Do you remember?

No I don't.

When I cleaned her room today,

I discovered a postcard mailed from here.

Maybe her friend to visit here before?

You going through our guest's belongings?

I didn't go through anything

she left it on the table.

You didn't mail it, did you?

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Film is expensive.

Don't waste it.

Fuck, film is cheap.

I'll buy you some.

Big deal.

Hsiao-Ming, stand in the middle and take a photo with Natsumi.

Natsumi, stand with Hsiao-Ming...

Ming, stand closer, OK.

Alright, 1, 2, 3.

Great.

Sensei, would you please

give me some more food and drinks.

I want to get drunk as a fish today.

Tao, you're drunk.

I'm not drunk.

Not even close, please.

Hold on.

Stop making.

I want you to stop making the food.

I want Natsumi to make it.

Because Natsumi makes me feel

my long lost love.

Natsumi please,

You better watch it.

I didn't ask you.

That's OK,

I'll do it.

My apologies if it's not good.

Doesn't matter.

Thank you.

Ming

Can you help me fry some fish fins?

You're left-handed.

I only use my left hand when I cook.

Why's that?

Because the left hand is closer to the heart.

And good food comes from the heart.

Only the left hand feels the heart's energy and passion.

Use the fried fish fins to replace sesame.

Maybe it will taste better.

Is it good?

Delicious.

Ming-jiang, you are a genius.

Is it good?

Snap a photo with you two.

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Good?

Tao, please enjoy.

Delicious.

I want to dance.

Natsumi, let's dance.

What?

That's OK.

Don't be a party pooper.

Sensei, have you prepared a Nyotaimori feast?

A few times in Japan.

No wonder.

I've heard that

chefs who specialize in Nyotaimori

makes the vinegar rice cooler than usual.

So it can better absorb

the heat from the woman's body

and her fragrance.

Hey, let go.

Sensei, can you get Natsumi

to do a Nyotaimori.

Out of my way.

May I?

No.

What's wrong.

Come out, you.

- What? - Sensei

Fuck you.

What's going on?

Don't touch me.

Who is she to you?

What do you want?

Ming, You picked the wrong guy to fight.

Who is she to you?

Why are you protecting her?

She's my wife.

Wife.

Your wife?

If she's your wife,

why is she acting as if you're a stranger.

Let me tell you,

even if she was your wife,

she wouldn't admit it.

You know why?

You know why?

Because she thinks,

you're not worthy of her.

So she is patiently

playing make-believe with you.

When the time comes,

She'll fly back to Japan.

She'll be relieved that

she never got back with a loser like you.

You understand?

Loser.

Sensei, eat her if you have guts.

Just like you said.

And remember,

Let me know when you do eat her.

What?

Go home.

Go home.

Ming-san.

I... I'm really sorry.

Are you alright?

I'm alright.

I could've tolerated him. I should've tolerated

I should've accepted Tao's advances.

After all, Min-san...

You don't have to pretend anymore.

You do know that I am a porn actress.

But I don't know why today I...

Natsumi, you're wrong.

You are not a porn actress.

You are my friend.

A friend that stayed by my side through my divorce.

It was your videos that gave me comfort.

Don't be ridiculous.

It was your child who stayed

by your side during your troubles.

Don't you remember?

All the postcards you mailed me,

and that ornament in your car.

A cute boy.

Shitou

Shitou

Are you really not Yoshiko?

A man cannot live in the past.

Face reality.

Goodnight.

Great time for a swim.

Feels great.

Natsumi.

Yes.

Is this Yoshiko?

She does look like me.

Hurts so bad

That's a jellyfish bite.

Gotta pee on it.

Don't move, don't move.

Let me pee on you.

Feels great.

Sick of that hot dude so soon?

Don't mention that stupid idiot.

I thought he asked me to Kaoshiung because he's in love with me

Didn't expect him to

actually take me out shopping for loquat paste.

He brought his girlfriend along too.

That's crazy.

Mr. Damura.

You got what you deserved.

Natsumi.

What?

You and this owner here...

What's his name?

Yes, Ming-san.

Yes, Ming-san.

Are you two a couple now?

No, where did you hear that?

Don't lie to me

my sixth sense is more powerful than women's.

Natsumi, why are you doing this?

You want to become Yoshiko?

Or did you really once have a relationship with that man?

He was so in love with Yoshiko,

I just want to experience the love Yoshiko must have felt

to know what love is.

Who doesn't want to be loved.

But in our business, it's hard to be loved.

We have been abandoned by love.

Hsiao-Ming.

What?

What's this?

I forgot to clean up.

I'll put it away in second.

You're pretending.

What?

Why did you kill it?

I was hungry.

You wouldn't cook me lunch,

so I had to feed myself.

Or was that going to be Natsumi's dinner?

What?

Now you've fucked her,

so she gets to order that fish for dinner too?

Cut the bullshit.

Doesn't matter.

Customers always have to go home.

She'll be gone in a few days.

Only I can stand in that spot.

This is my restaurant.

I call the shots,

not you.

Kai.

Hello, handsome.

Oh hi.

Are you Japanese?

Japanese, OK!

What are you doing?

Want to come over to my place?

No.

You grabbed my cock last time.

I'm not going with you.

Were you injured?

Don't think so.

Look, it's still strong.

See.

Wow, big boy.

Did it get big because of me?

No, it's always been big.

Awesome.

Good to see it's alright, now put it away.

Tell you what,

why don't you come over to mine,

I'll get us some ice cream.

Ice cream...

Does he have to come too?

Let's just go.

No, he has to help me mix the salt.

He has to come too.

Let's get some ice cream.

Ice cream.

Popsicles?

Ice cream. I like it!

Hurry...

No, no.

I'm so tired.

Hurry...

Hold on.

Hurry...

Natsumi Asano is alive!

Your body is honest.

The cock is strange.

Is it good?

It's good.

Want to see something better?

Okay.

Alright.

Here, hold it like this.

Open it.

Press this.

Go back and help me film

footage of Natsumi bathing.

No, not her bathing!

I don't want to.

Film her bathing,

and I'll pay you $1000NT

Just film Natsumi?

Of course, who else would you film?

If you film Sensei

and Hsiao-Ming having sex,

I'll give you $2000NT.

Hey, it's daddy.

How's summer camp.

Shitou, why are you crying?

Don't cry.

Mommy

she's...

Let me talk to him.

Shitou, this is mommy.

Shitou is a good boy.

Mommy hasn't seen you for so long.

Have you become a brave boy?

Shitou is the best.

When you were little, you loved to hear me sing a song.

Do you remember?

Ming-san, it's a bit late now.

Go away, I'm not looking for you.

Natsumi.

Ming-san, what's wrong?

I want to see your passport, now.

Passport? I'll go get it.

Damura.

Why do you want to see my passport?

You can lie to me,

but don't lie to Shitou.

What do you mean?

Show me your passport, now.

Here's the passport.

This is not yours.

You men are so weird.

Why do you have to know who she is?

Just liking a woman is enough.

What's wrong with that?

Shut up.

Passport, now.

No.

I don't like men who behave like this. Goodnight.

What is wrong with that guy.

What a rude man.

Natsumi, are you really Yoshiko?

I'm confused.

Natsumi

Natsumi Asano,

please report back to the hospital,

your health may be at risk.

Four dead fishies.

Five dead fishies.

Ming-san, this is my passport.

This is the money for the room.

I'll go get the salt.

What for?

Looks like they're leaving.

Then I have to hurry up.

Let me pack and take a shower first.

Thank you.

Call us a car please, we'll be ready in one hour.

Someone's videotaping.

Natsumi !

Kai.

Go away.

What are you doing?

What are you holding?

My camera.

You're secretly filming.

No, no.

Wasn't me.

Wasn't me.

Stop hitting me.

Wasn't me.

Go away.

Put this on.

This is?

What do you want?

Dear God of Earth,

lam hungry,

Can I eat an apple?

He says alright.

Kai. Kai.

And a rice krispy treat.

You're my best friend.

This pineapple is for you.

Thank you Grandpa Earth God.

Thank you.

If we hide in the mountains,

We'll lose the cops.

Ming-san.

If Damura doesn't come back in time,

tell him I've gone back to Japan.

Really?

Can't you stay?

I think you want me to stay until Shitou comes home?

Yes.

Ming-san, this set of knives

I brought them from Japan.

I'm giving them to you as a gift.

Please accept them.

Right now I feel like

as if I am dying and suffering in hell.

Don't say that.

Sorry for saying such strange things.

Forgive me.

The police called.

Kai and Damura head towards the mountains.

The police will send a search team tomorrow.

What?

What?

What about Shitou?

I want to see him.

We have been abandoned by love

I just want to know how it feels to be Yoshiko,

to know how it feels like to be loved.

She is my wife.

Wife? You having an erotic fantasy?

Love me, love me.

What do you think I am?

A substitute porn actress?

Do I look like a urinal?

Bastard.

Don't ever touch me again.

Sensei.

Natsumi likes her fish a little burnt.

Sensie, are you mad?

Are you worried that Natsumi

heard our lovemaking last nast?

Enough.

Natsumi must have heard

such loud noises.

Me and her, we're not that different.

I get fucked by one man only.

Shut up!

But she gets fucked by the entire world.

Ming, what's wrong?

Shut up.

No.

Don't.

Let me go.

Shut up.

Please, let me go.

No.

Ming.

Hey, Sensei, what's going on.

2PM, at my restaurant.

I'll prepare you Nyotaimori feast.

Are you kidding me?

Who's the woman?

My wife Yoshiko.

I'll definitely be here.

I'll bring the money... hello?

Anyone out there?

Someone, please help!

Please, help me.

Min-san, please stop, don't get any closer.

Anyone out there? Help me.

What do you want? No, no!

Anyone? Somebody, help me.

Somebody, please help, no.

Yoshiko, the Nyotaimori feast that went out of control years ago,

was what separated us.

It brought us pain.

Finally we meet again.

Our questions, longings, and lust

will all be answered for,

right here right now.

This knife is sharp, Yoshiko.

You really

love Yoshiko.

Shit

Awesome.

The temperature of sashimi,

Combined with the fragrance of a woman's body.

What a wonderful combination.

Hsiao-Ming, come join us.

Oh my god.

What do you want?

None of your business.

You loser.

I want it, I want it now.

Min-san, help!

Please, help me.

Yoshiko.

Do you remember?

Do you remember?

Great.

No wonder you're such a famous couple.

Thank you.

What is the name of this Nyotaimori?

It is early autumn now.

These are all seasonal seafood.

Let's call this Akishun

Akishun?

Makes me want to recite a Haiku.

Too bad I don't know any.

Delicious.

Sir.

Scream.

I want to hear your lusty scream.

Don't hold it back.

I've seen enough women like you.

No, Min-jiang, help me.

Sir.

Out of my way.

Min-jiang.

Take it off.

No, no.

Min-san, save me.

Be good.

Ah!

Min-jiang!

I'm going to kill you.

Boss!

Fuck!

Yoshiko,

don't you remember?

Sensei.

I'm going home.

Ming, no!

A man chases after love,

until the day of his death.

Even if he gets no love,

when he goes searching with hope in his heart,

he is still a complete man.

On the contrary,

the moment you give up on love,

you have lost

the meaning of existence as a man.

"For those who departed, don't look back."

"On a bitter sea of love, a wounded bird flies."

"Fate is like paper, easily torn apart."

"Tears are like flowers, wind blows away the petals."

"Eternally waiting for the spring breeze."

"Autumn rain soaks my true love."

"When you think of me, sing this song."

"Just like water of the sea will always end up ashore."

"Ah, it has come ashore."

"Ah, it has drifted away."

"The most heartless ones, are the lovers."

"A never-ending dream that refuses to wake."

"You saying, "I love you" is like a dream"

"Half awake, half fantasy."

"Ah, time is flying by."

"My dream has been forgotten."