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Wow.
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I can't believe
we're already saying goodbye.
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It's been great getting to know you,
Pee-wee Herman.
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Earth sure is a great planet.
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Your art, music, pizza.
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You sure took to our customs fast.
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Thanks for showing them to me.
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I've loved these last two weeks.
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- I wish I didn't have to go.
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Me, too.
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Come with me, back to my planet.
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Meet my family and friends.
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Live with me.
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I can't.
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I need to stay here
with the people of Earth.
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I'm going to miss my new best friend.
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I'll never forget you, Pee-wee.
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I'll always remember you, too, Yul.
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Look.
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I made us both friendship bracelets.
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Pee-wee, they're beautiful.
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Let's put them on.
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I guess this is...
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arrivederci then, right?
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Right.
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Arrivederci, Pee-wee Herman.
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Arrivederci, Yul.
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I want to go, but I can't leave home!
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I can't leave home!
I can't leave home!
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I want to go, but I can't leave home!
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- I can't leave home! I can't leave home!
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- I can't leave home.
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I can't leave home!
I can't leave home!
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Morning!
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Apple-y!
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-Good morning, Pee-wee!
-Morning, Mr. Murgatroyd!
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- Pee-wee!
- Hi, kids!
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Hello!
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Breakfast bar!
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Scone, French toast, American toast...
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Green grapes, sausages,
bacon, cinnamon toast!
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Buh-bye!
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Good morning, Pee-wee!
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Good morning, Mrs. Rose!
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Oh, look at you.
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You're cute as a peanut!
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- Ow!
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Have you heard about
those new corduroy pillows?
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- Corduroy pillows? No.
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I'm surprised,
'cause they're making head lines!
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Get it? "Head lines!"
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Oh!
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-Hold on. Hey, Ruby!
-Morning, Pee-wee.
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-Last stop, Nana's Yarn Barn!
-Oh!
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You're the sweetest boy in Fairville,
Pee-wee.
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-Me?
-Is there anything sweeter than you?
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Uh... a Root Beer Barrel?
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- That's right!
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I know they're in here somewhere.
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There it is.
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No.
What was I looking for?
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Oh...
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Root Beer Barrels are my favorite!
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Boop!
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Ah!
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Well, listen, you seem really busy.
Let me let you let me run.
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-Bye, Mrs. Rose!
-Bye-bye, Pee-wee.
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-Pee-wee!
-Yo, Billy!
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-Hey, Pee-wee!
-Hey, Ben!
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-Morning, Pee-wee!
-Kevin!
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--Pee-wee!
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I'm so glad I bumped into you.
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I've got an amazing deal
I want to tell you about.
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You're gonna have to tell me later,
Marvin.
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I'm on my way to work.
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Just a moment of your time.
Come on, Pee-wee.
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Tell me, Pee-wee, where do you
picture yourself on vacation?
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Mexico?
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Or Morocco?
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Mexico?
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Morocco?
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What is this?
A travel agency or a millinery?
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Sorry, Marvin, I'm not interested.
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Come on, Pee-wee.
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Don't you ever wonder
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-what life is like outside Fairville?
-Nope!
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Marvin, you know I don't want
to go anywhere or try anything new.
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Bye!
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Phew!
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Emily, you scared me there for a moment.
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I know I have overdue books.
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I'm gonna return them soon, I promise.
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-I don't care about silly overdue books.
-Oh?
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But I do have something special
I wanted to give to you.
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Hmm.
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The new Scuba Cop?
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The Emerald Sharks?
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And the sharks are hammerheads?
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These are the exact type of sharks
that Scuba Cop hates the most!
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I haven't received your RSVP
for the Book Club tomorrow night.
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I was thinking that, maybe afterwards,
you and I might--
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Whoa, whoa!
Emily, let me stop you right there.
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The fact is...
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I neglected to RSVP my regrets.
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I have rehearsal that night. NA.
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-NA?
-Not available.
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- Sorry.
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Well, what time is your rehearsal?
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Oh, uh, TBD.
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-TBD?
-To be decided.
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LATT, Em. IHTBG.
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- What?
- LATT, IHTBG.
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-IHT--
-"Look at the time."
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"I have to be going."
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You understand.
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Yay! Work time!
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Two eggs, fried, extra hash browns,
side of sausage. Enjoy!
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Looks fantastic as always, Beverly.
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Dan's Diner.
Dan speaking.
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- French toast is up, Bev!
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Denver omelet.
Easy on the cheese.
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Easy on the cheese-y, coming right up-y!
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Boop.
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Dudley! Sylvester! Clovis!
What are you guys doing here?
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Pee-wee, we need to talk to you
about band rehearsal.
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Well, it is unusual to be discussing
Renegades business at my workplace,
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but, sure, what's up?
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My promotion at the grocery store means
I'm gonna be working a lot more hours.
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Nights.
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Yeah, and my girlfriend's making me take
ballroom dancing with her
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four times a week.
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Nights.
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My office just pressured me into joining
their nighttime bowling league.
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Nights.
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But the Renegades rehearse at night.
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Hello? How's that gonna work
if all you guys are so busy at night?
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It's not.
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The Renegades are breaking up.
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What?
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-No!
-Things are changing.
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None of us have enough time
to be in a band anymore.
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I do!
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That's because you're stuck in a rut,
Pee-wee.
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We want to move on to other things.
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What am I supposed to move on to?
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What am I supposed to do
with my flutophone?
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Why don't you think about a solo career?
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Why don't you?
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Good luck, you guys.
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Good luck with all your stupid, important
reasons for breaking up the Renegades!
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-Nice seeing you, Dan.
-Bye, Dan!
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Pee-wee, I gotta say,
your French toast is perfection!
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Thanks.
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Same with your pancakes, Herman.
They drive me crazy!
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Not that long a drive, Ernie, but thanks.
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I'm taking this biscuit with me.
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I love it.
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- Why don't you marry it?
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Listen, you guys, you seem really busy.
Let me let you let me run, okay?
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All right? Buh-bye!
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-Thanks for coming.
-Later!
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-See you tomorrow.
-Bye.
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Hey, sport, can you watch over the diner?
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I gotta go meet a couple pals
at the lodge.
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Sure, Dan. I'll be right here.
Where else would I go?
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Gonna be right here.
Just like always.
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Have fun with your pals!
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Attaboy!
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Sharks pulling off a jewel heist?
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It could happen,
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but not if Scuba Cop happens to be
swimming around!
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Cool.
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Double cool.
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Triple cool.
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Uh, hi! What can I get you?
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-Milkshake, please.
-Flavor?
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Let's say chocolate.
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Sure. Three, two, one.
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- Chocolate.
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Boop!
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
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La!
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Boop! Think fast!
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Wow!
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Thanks, appreciate that.
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Mmm.
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Mmm!
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Mmm!
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Wow, man!
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This milkshake is outrageous.
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- I really mean it.
- Probably...
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top five, all-time.
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Thanks, my specialty.
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You know what would go great
with a milkshake of this caliber?
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A Root Beer Barrel!
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Only the best candy in the world!
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It really is!
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Distant second?
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Charleston Chew. Third?
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Tie between two candies.
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Rolos and Skittles!
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Shut up!
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Shut up!
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Shut up.
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Well, all right,
Mr. Master Milkshake Maker,
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what do you say you show me around
this little burg of yours?
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Me? A tour of Fairville?
I'd love to!
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Oh, I can't.
I gotta watch over the diner.
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-I promised Dan and Beverly--
-"Promised Dan and Beverly"?
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Will you listen to yourself?
You sound like a little baby.
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We'll only be gone ten minutes.
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Chillax, man.
Live a little.
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What?
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Live a little.
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Live a little.
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I have kind of limited experience
on a motorcycle.
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Shh!
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-You hear that?
-What?
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It's the old highway callin'.
Get on.
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- Wicked-awesome view, dude!
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-And it's right in your backyard.
-I'm glad you like it.
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It roughly corresponds
to the model scale HO-187.
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Wow, this is a whole new world for me.
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A miniature world!
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A miniature world.
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I mean, look at the detail.
It's breathtaking.
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You got a real gift, man.
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Thank you.
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Hey, how about that tour of Fairville?
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Right over there, that's Dan's Diner,
where we met.
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And there, Fairville Public Library.
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Fairville High.
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Tire Repair of Fairville.
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Fairville Fire Department.
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Barber of Fairville.
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And this right here,
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this little building is where Fairville's
premier music group, the Renega--
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-What's wrong? What's that building?
-Nothing.
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It's just some stupid building
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where my stupid band used to rehearse
before we broke up!
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Let me get that right out of there.
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Stupid! Stupid!
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You okay?
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Yeah, sure. I'm fine.
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Hey! What's that?
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Is that your house?
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I didn't notice you had a tree house.
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Oh, I don't.
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That's the only detail
of this entire model that doesn't exist...
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yet.
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--That's funny.
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You know, I always wanted
a tree house, too.
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That is funny!
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00:19:55,113 --> 00:19:56,114
Say...
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What do you say you and me
get a picture of us
261
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at the site of your future tree house?
262
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:05,039
You ready?
Three, two, one.
263
00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:06,791
- Root Beer Barrels!
264
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,211
You know, I never caught your name.
265
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:14,673
Oh, it's Pee-wee. Pee-wee Herman.
And you are?
266
00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:16,759
Good one.
267
00:20:17,468 --> 00:20:18,886
Uh... what?
268
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,973
Wait...
269
00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:23,182
you don't know who I am?
270
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,309
How could I?
Why would I?
271
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,145
I'm Joe...
272
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,312
Manganiello.
273
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:30,898
Well, pleasure to meet you,
Joe Man...
274
00:20:30,982 --> 00:20:32,650
Manganiello.
275
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,276
Sorry, trick ear.
One more time.
276
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,569
Manganiello.
277
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:38,781
I'm an actor.
278
00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:41,533
I'm told show business
can be very competitive,
279
00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:44,536
so hang on to your dreams
and who knows?
280
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,413
I wish you luck, Joe Man...
281
00:20:46,497 --> 00:20:49,458
-Certainly you've heard of True Blood?
-Uh-uh.
282
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,962
-Magic Mike?
-Hmm, you'd think so, but no.
283
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:54,964
Man, you're so real.
284
00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:56,924
That's what I like about you, Pee-wee.
You're normal.
285
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,845
Your miniature world is awesome.
286
00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:05,516
Hey, what's on the other side
of those railroad tracks?
287
00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:06,976
Beyond Fairville?
288
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:09,145
I don't know, I've never been there.
289
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:10,188
Never?
290
00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:13,983
May I tell you something
I've never told anyone?
291
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,527
Sure.
292
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:17,653
What is it?
293
00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:20,280
Once upon a time, I won a contest.
294
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:23,075
A trip to Salt Lake City, Utah.
295
00:21:24,869 --> 00:21:27,412
- But I never made it to Salt Lake City.
296
00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:29,456
- Or Utah.
297
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:32,126
- Long story short...
298
00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:34,628
I came back with a metal plate in my head.
299
00:21:37,006 --> 00:21:39,967
That explains why you don't travel.
Hmm...
300
00:21:40,885 --> 00:21:43,387
Do you ever get worried
that life's just passing you by?
301
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,763
Ha!
302
00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:48,350
What could possibly be going on out there
that I haven't tried already in Fairville?
303
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,728
-You ever been in a fight?
-No.
304
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,605
-You ever broken a rule?
-No!
305
00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:55,107
You ever had two women fight over you?
306
00:21:55,191 --> 00:21:56,358
Uh...
307
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:57,902
Have I? No.
308
00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:02,489
Breaking rules and breaking hearts,
that's what life's all about.
309
00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:04,075
I believe in fate.
310
00:22:04,158 --> 00:22:05,784
And I think I know why you and I met.
311
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,455
You're gonna leave Fairville...
312
00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:12,875
and you're gonna take a holiday.
313
00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,877
I got your reason right here.
314
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,171
What is it? What?
315
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:23,886
I want you to be at my birthday party.
316
00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:27,056
New York City!
317
00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:28,348
How would I ever...
318
00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:31,102
I couldn't possibly...
319
00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:33,187
This is all happening so fast.
320
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:34,980
See you in five days, brother.
321
00:22:35,106 --> 00:22:37,524
"Five days"?
"Brother"?
322
00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:40,194
-I've never even been on an airplane.
-No!
323
00:22:40,278 --> 00:22:42,362
The only thing you're gonna
learn about yourself on a plane
324
00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:46,117
is that you like the honey-roasted peanuts
better than the plain-salted.
325
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:48,535
If you're really hungry,
326
00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:51,289
the open road is a smorgasbord
of life experience.
327
00:22:51,872 --> 00:22:56,294
A few days on the open road
is worth a lifetime in Fairville.
328
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,962
The way I see it, Pee-wee Herman,
329
00:22:58,045 --> 00:23:00,672
you got a choice to make.
330
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,424
Stick around here...
331
00:23:05,261 --> 00:23:07,346
...or live a little.
332
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:16,021
Stick around here...
333
00:23:16,105 --> 00:23:17,564
or live a little.
334
00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:19,942
What should I do?
335
00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:22,903
I wish I had some kind of sign.
336
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:28,200
Whoa, that's a big apple.
337
00:23:29,285 --> 00:23:30,577
Big Apple!
338
00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:32,454
That's it! Bingo!
339
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:35,916
-Can I get anybody more water?
-Where's my order?
340
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,417
Where's the food?
341
00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:38,669
I'm starving!
342
00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:41,339
Bev, my lunch break is practically over!
343
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,799
- Me hungry!
344
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:47,594
Shoot! Heck! Darn!
345
00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:52,391
Pee-wee, where have you been?
346
00:23:53,351 --> 00:23:54,352
I'm leaving town.
347
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:59,190
I won't be at work tomorrow
or the next day or the day after that.
348
00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,776
I'm taking a holiday.
349
00:24:25,424 --> 00:24:29,761
Come on, Little Connie.
We're going to New York City!
350
00:24:53,702 --> 00:24:55,495
♪ One million bottles of pop on the wall ♪
351
00:24:55,579 --> 00:24:57,081
♪ One million bottles of pop ♪
352
00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:58,874
♪ You take one down and pass it around ♪
353
00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:01,293
♪ Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand
Nine hundred ninety-nine ♪
354
00:25:01,377 --> 00:25:02,794
♪ Bottles of pop on the wall ♪
355
00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:05,464
♪ Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand
Bottles of pop on the wall ♪
356
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:08,217
♪ Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand
Nine hundred ninety-nine ♪
357
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,302
♪ You take one down and pass it around ♪
358
00:25:10,386 --> 00:25:12,763
♪ Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand
Nine hundred ninety-eight ♪
359
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:14,514
♪ Bottles of pop on the wall ♪
360
00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:16,141
♪ Nine hundred fifty-five ♪
361
00:25:16,225 --> 00:25:17,935
♪ You take one down and pass it around ♪
362
00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:20,520
♪ Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand
Nine hundred fifty-four ♪
363
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:22,356
♪ Bottles of pop on the wall ♪
364
00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:24,900
A traffic light!
365
00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:27,194
Just like I've seen in
National Geographic!
366
00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:35,911
I hope I'm not tempting fate
by saying this out loud,
367
00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:40,458
but my very first holiday
is off to a perfect start!
368
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:48,048
Uh-oh, those nice women are in trouble!
369
00:25:52,177 --> 00:25:54,346
Hitchhikers!
Hop in!
370
00:25:54,430 --> 00:25:56,515
Where you headed?
371
00:25:57,891 --> 00:25:59,477
-Hello--
-Drive, pip-squeak.
372
00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:00,644
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
373
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:03,230
Time is of the essence, Daddy-o.
Put the pedal to the metal!
374
00:26:03,314 --> 00:26:04,773
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my--
Ow!
375
00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:06,317
Floor it, worm!
376
00:26:09,528 --> 00:26:11,196
- Hey!
377
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,031
Watch where you're going, maniac!
378
00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:17,536
Why are the cops after us?
Are you guys witches?
379
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:20,456
Never ask a wimp to do a lady's job.
380
00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:22,541
-Ooh!
-Faster, granny!
381
00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:27,838
Please, don't make me
wreck Little Connie!
382
00:26:31,425 --> 00:26:33,552
This is one moving violation
after another!
383
00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:40,309
Ladies, hold on to your switchblades!
384
00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:55,574
Congrats, twerp.
You're a criminal.
385
00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,191
We just fed you.
386
00:27:29,274 --> 00:27:33,237
Listen, ladies, it's been real
and it's been fun.
387
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,240
But has it been real fun? Mmm-mmm.
388
00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:37,449
Nope.
389
00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:39,868
Come on, let me go.
390
00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:42,746
I gotta get to New York City,
to my friend's birthday party.
391
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:47,251
I don't care if your friend
is the Queen of England
392
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:50,212
and she's throwing her
100th birthday party
393
00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:53,173
in the Statue of Liberty's underpants!
394
00:27:53,924 --> 00:27:57,094
You're not leaving this motel room.
395
00:27:58,637 --> 00:28:00,180
Hey, Pepper.
396
00:28:00,972 --> 00:28:02,057
He seems okay.
397
00:28:03,642 --> 00:28:05,352
Maybe we can trust him.
398
00:28:05,436 --> 00:28:07,729
No way!
He'll go and squeal to the cops.
399
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,524
-But I--
-Pipe down, squirrel!
400
00:28:10,608 --> 00:28:13,527
My name's not Squirrel.
It's Pee-wee.
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