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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,527 --> 00:00:25,236 Don't worry, son. Tomorrow we'll be rich and safe in Paris! 2 00:00:34,287 --> 00:00:35,481 Watch Bao. 3 00:00:41,847 --> 00:00:43,360 You won't escape. 4 00:00:43,607 --> 00:00:46,121 No one steals money from the Chinese mafia. 5 00:00:46,327 --> 00:00:47,521 Passports and tickets? 6 00:00:54,447 --> 00:00:57,678 Bernard Ciccolini? Are you crazy? My son's half Chinese! 7 00:00:57,887 --> 00:01:00,879 I stole it from a Corsican. 8 00:01:01,287 --> 00:01:03,403 You're lucky. He could have been named 9 00:01:03,767 --> 00:01:04,517 Napoleon. 10 00:01:10,127 --> 00:01:12,038 You're a dead man. 11 00:01:27,407 --> 00:01:28,044 Hide Bao. 12 00:01:39,047 --> 00:01:39,957 Keep Bao. 13 00:01:42,327 --> 00:01:43,646 Meet me at the junket. 14 00:02:20,367 --> 00:02:21,720 Two empty tables? 15 00:02:22,087 --> 00:02:25,397 No reservations after 10:30. Fill 'em up! 16 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,717 No empty tables at Carco's! 17 00:02:34,927 --> 00:02:36,565 Fill her up, D�d�. 18 00:02:40,767 --> 00:02:43,156 GUARDIAN ANGELS 19 00:02:51,527 --> 00:02:53,165 The no-shows just showed up. 20 00:02:53,367 --> 00:02:56,040 It's a senator. He got stuck in traffic. 21 00:02:56,247 --> 00:02:59,796 Seat him at the bar with champagne on the house. 22 00:03:20,447 --> 00:03:22,517 Keep it snappy tonight. 23 00:03:22,967 --> 00:03:24,480 - Hey girls. - Hi, Mr Carco. 24 00:03:25,447 --> 00:03:27,836 Showyour legs, Chook Chook. 25 00:03:28,567 --> 00:03:30,444 They're gorgeous. 26 00:03:32,767 --> 00:03:36,077 Remember to make eye contact! 27 00:03:37,407 --> 00:03:39,477 You knowthe rule, Electra. 28 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,200 No funny stuff with customers. 29 00:03:41,607 --> 00:03:44,519 A customer? He's a cousin from the South. 30 00:03:44,727 --> 00:03:47,241 Antoine Carco's no moron! 31 00:03:48,207 --> 00:03:51,597 Next time you're fired. And this is bad for your skin. 32 00:03:52,487 --> 00:03:54,955 Regina won't go on. 33 00:03:56,087 --> 00:03:57,236 What is it, baby? 34 00:03:57,447 --> 00:04:01,440 Fire Chook Chook Nugget. It's her or me! 35 00:04:01,647 --> 00:04:02,443 What now?. 36 00:04:02,727 --> 00:04:05,241 She's hitting on everyone, including you! 37 00:04:05,447 --> 00:04:06,675 She bad-mouths me. 38 00:04:06,887 --> 00:04:08,525 She wants to take my place. 39 00:04:08,727 --> 00:04:11,639 - Regina Podium, 2 minutes. - No way, Lucky! 40 00:04:11,847 --> 00:04:13,485 Baby, it's a full house! 41 00:04:14,327 --> 00:04:17,797 A senator came just to hear you sing. 42 00:04:18,927 --> 00:04:20,155 Straight from Hicksville! 43 00:04:20,487 --> 00:04:24,082 I'll go cause I'm a pro. But if ever I hear any gossip 44 00:04:24,247 --> 00:04:27,080 about you and Chook Chook, I'll rip your eyes out! 45 00:04:27,927 --> 00:04:29,440 Break a leg, mon love. 46 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,920 Artists... 47 00:05:22,767 --> 00:05:24,485 Good thing I'm level-headed. 48 00:05:24,687 --> 00:05:28,316 Italia is winning 4 to 0. 49 00:05:28,687 --> 00:05:30,439 Let me take care of this. 50 00:05:33,727 --> 00:05:36,799 Can't you take care of your Regina instead? 51 00:05:37,007 --> 00:05:38,326 Stop complaining. 52 00:05:38,727 --> 00:05:43,118 Next week, Electra's replacing you. We'll go to Bermuda. 53 00:05:45,847 --> 00:05:46,643 Antoine Merignac? 54 00:05:47,527 --> 00:05:48,164 Who is this? 55 00:05:49,647 --> 00:05:50,557 Ivan, pussecat. 56 00:05:51,327 --> 00:05:53,079 Ivan Radmilo. Sticky Fingers. 57 00:05:53,407 --> 00:05:55,637 - You rememberl - Sticky? 58 00:05:56,247 --> 00:06:00,001 I'm in Hong Kong. I need you. 59 00:06:00,247 --> 00:06:02,841 I'm sick as hell. 60 00:06:03,127 --> 00:06:04,276 What's wrong, pussycat? 61 00:06:04,887 --> 00:06:06,161 Terminal cancer. 62 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,244 I'm stuck in the hospital. 63 00:06:08,447 --> 00:06:09,323 That's awful. 64 00:06:09,527 --> 00:06:11,040 I'll say! 65 00:06:13,927 --> 00:06:16,964 Your sister said you made it big. 66 00:06:17,167 --> 00:06:18,520 I screwed up bad. 67 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,645 Except for my kid. 68 00:06:21,487 --> 00:06:22,806 He's Chinese. Real cute. 69 00:06:23,207 --> 00:06:25,357 Soon he'll be an orphan, hounded 70 00:06:25,567 --> 00:06:27,876 by thugs. Come get him. 71 00:06:28,087 --> 00:06:32,160 You pop up out of nowhere after fifteen years! 72 00:06:32,327 --> 00:06:34,079 "Merignac" is history. 73 00:06:34,367 --> 00:06:36,085 My name's Carco now. 74 00:06:36,287 --> 00:06:38,198 - I saved your life! - I know. 75 00:06:38,407 --> 00:06:41,843 But I've changed. I'm a big shot. 76 00:06:42,327 --> 00:06:45,125 I've gone legit. 77 00:06:45,327 --> 00:06:48,046 I saved your life in Rangoon. 78 00:06:48,247 --> 00:06:51,603 I blew up the courtroom. You forget fast. 79 00:06:51,807 --> 00:06:53,035 I don't, pussycat. 80 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:56,045 I have a new life now. 81 00:06:56,247 --> 00:06:58,317 He's on ajunket. Here's the address. 82 00:06:58,967 --> 00:07:01,037 You're being pushy. 83 00:07:01,647 --> 00:07:02,557 His name's Bao. 84 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:05,481 I gave you a nickname. 85 00:07:05,807 --> 00:07:06,842 Only he knows it. 86 00:07:07,047 --> 00:07:08,275 What is it? 87 00:07:08,447 --> 00:07:10,563 Oh, that's cute. Real cute. 88 00:07:11,047 --> 00:07:12,116 He's just a kid. 89 00:07:12,447 --> 00:07:14,278 He has a message foreou. 90 00:07:14,487 --> 00:07:16,921 I hid 15 million dollars for him. 20% for you. 91 00:07:20,167 --> 00:07:21,282 A good sum. 92 00:07:21,487 --> 00:07:23,364 How did you get it? 93 00:07:23,567 --> 00:07:25,046 Find the kid's mother. 94 00:07:25,207 --> 00:07:27,516 She's Chinese. Lily Wong. 95 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:30,077 She lives in Brussels with a painter. 96 00:07:30,447 --> 00:07:31,960 Hold on, pussycat. 97 00:07:32,167 --> 00:07:35,364 Keep me out of your love life. 98 00:07:35,527 --> 00:07:37,597 Sweareou'll come, Antoine. 99 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:39,086 I swear, pussycat... 100 00:07:39,287 --> 00:07:40,515 You're my only hope. 101 00:07:41,407 --> 00:07:43,238 You're breaking my heart... 102 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,844 Did you get a second opinion? 103 00:07:46,287 --> 00:07:48,881 You'll keep your kid, pussycat. 104 00:07:57,647 --> 00:07:59,797 You have to keep faith, pussycat! 105 00:08:03,287 --> 00:08:05,164 Who is "pussycat"? 106 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,606 You won't believe me. 107 00:08:08,927 --> 00:08:11,282 An old pal. It's been 20 years. 108 00:08:11,607 --> 00:08:12,926 I don't believe you. 109 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:22,597 A splash. 110 00:08:36,687 --> 00:08:38,086 Just a small glass. 111 00:08:45,727 --> 00:08:47,877 - Mother Angelina? - Father Noze... 112 00:08:48,247 --> 00:08:48,918 You called? 113 00:08:50,047 --> 00:08:52,163 Let me tell you 114 00:08:52,367 --> 00:08:55,006 how grateful the kids and I are. 115 00:08:55,207 --> 00:08:58,483 The Sisters and you have filled their hearts with joy. 116 00:08:59,447 --> 00:09:02,757 It's the Lord who guides us. 117 00:09:03,047 --> 00:09:04,958 I have a favor to ask you. 118 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:06,839 You're still leaving tomorrow?. 119 00:09:07,007 --> 00:09:08,599 I'm retiring next year. 120 00:09:09,607 --> 00:09:12,246 That means 40 years of archives to take back. 121 00:09:12,687 --> 00:09:13,563 Heavens! 122 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:16,605 Could you take just a quarter of them? 123 00:09:17,127 --> 00:09:20,403 The kids and I will share the load gleefully. 124 00:09:20,607 --> 00:09:22,165 It's here. 125 00:09:24,847 --> 00:09:26,360 A quarter of this? 126 00:09:26,527 --> 00:09:27,846 No, this is it. 127 00:09:28,807 --> 00:09:30,286 The rest is next door. 128 00:09:31,367 --> 00:09:33,085 In addition... 129 00:09:33,687 --> 00:09:36,520 I'd like you to take these trunks to the bishop. 130 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:39,800 It's our accounts for the past 20 years. 131 00:09:40,007 --> 00:09:42,999 Where there's a will, there's a way. 132 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:43,963 Marvelous! 133 00:09:46,007 --> 00:09:46,678 Just a drop. 134 00:09:48,687 --> 00:09:49,676 You speak Chinese? 135 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:52,125 I get by. 136 00:09:52,567 --> 00:09:54,444 Sandrine, this man speaks Chinese! 137 00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:56,805 Can you say "How do you do?" 138 00:09:57,007 --> 00:09:58,679 Of course... 139 00:10:04,207 --> 00:10:07,836 Careful with the tones. One word can mean tons of things. 140 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:11,877 Jerome, Rachid, and I will help the boat people. 141 00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:12,838 Why us? 142 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:15,959 The rest of you can go swimming. 143 00:10:16,527 --> 00:10:17,277 Beware of sharks! 144 00:10:17,487 --> 00:10:19,318 It's always us. It's not fair. 145 00:10:19,607 --> 00:10:23,805 If helping hungry refugees is unfair, don't come. 146 00:10:24,007 --> 00:10:27,602 I'll do it alone with 80-year-old Mother Angelina. 147 00:10:27,807 --> 00:10:29,559 Then things will be fairer. 148 00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:31,962 - Okay, Padre. - Don't say "Padre"! 149 00:10:33,047 --> 00:10:34,878 Sorry. The slop slipped. 150 00:10:35,047 --> 00:10:36,241 Does it hurt? 151 00:10:36,447 --> 00:10:37,880 It's excruciating! 152 00:10:38,087 --> 00:10:40,601 I'm mortified, Mother. 153 00:10:50,727 --> 00:10:52,206 It sticks like shit, Father! 154 00:10:52,447 --> 00:10:53,436 Rachid, be polite! 155 00:10:54,527 --> 00:10:57,280 Stop clowning around! Try harder! 156 00:11:01,607 --> 00:11:03,757 - Congratulations. - It was an accident. 157 00:11:04,847 --> 00:11:06,280 All over my socks. 158 00:11:08,247 --> 00:11:12,286 Look at the splendid steel bird skimming the skyscrapers. 159 00:11:12,527 --> 00:11:14,006 Super! 160 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,165 Super-duper! 161 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,406 Howdo eou do? 162 00:11:30,847 --> 00:11:32,121 No, I said... 163 00:11:37,607 --> 00:11:38,596 He's dumb! 164 00:11:38,807 --> 00:11:40,035 This is a first. 165 00:11:40,247 --> 00:11:42,124 I learned Chinese 20 eears ago. 166 00:11:43,127 --> 00:11:45,163 I'm surprised eou don't understand. 167 00:12:22,687 --> 00:12:25,440 The morgue? Already? 168 00:12:31,127 --> 00:12:32,116 Murdered? 169 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:36,797 He was killed? 170 00:12:44,287 --> 00:12:46,084 This is too much! 171 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:48,039 Don't take me for ajerk! 172 00:13:07,607 --> 00:13:08,722 He's almost a baby. 173 00:13:10,287 --> 00:13:12,642 His mother... I don't knowwhere she is! 174 00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:16,685 I'm your Dad's buddy. I came to help you. 175 00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:18,838 - What's your name? - Antoine Carco. 176 00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:20,765 Wrong! I won't talk to you. 177 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,480 The nickname! 178 00:13:23,447 --> 00:13:25,005 Hook. Captain Hook. 179 00:13:30,847 --> 00:13:32,280 Bank ofShanghai. The kee. 180 00:13:36,727 --> 00:13:38,240 Take me to Mommy. 181 00:13:38,447 --> 00:13:39,357 I can't. 182 00:13:40,327 --> 00:13:41,806 Mr Mo's gang! 183 00:13:55,847 --> 00:13:57,280 Climb up! 184 00:15:47,887 --> 00:15:48,922 Hurry up! 185 00:15:49,087 --> 00:15:50,566 There! 186 00:16:18,327 --> 00:16:19,919 Is this a boarding school? 187 00:16:21,327 --> 00:16:23,557 - Listen, Bao. - I want Mommy. 188 00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:27,361 Bad gangsters are after us. 189 00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:29,523 We can't cross the border together. 190 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,206 I want to find Mommy. 191 00:16:31,487 --> 00:16:32,966 Sure. 192 00:16:33,207 --> 00:16:35,516 First I'll get your money. 193 00:16:35,847 --> 00:16:38,600 I'll make a short trip to Geneva, then come get you. 194 00:16:39,407 --> 00:16:42,956 Meanwhile, you'll stay with the nice nuns. 195 00:16:43,247 --> 00:16:44,805 I want Mommy. 196 00:16:46,687 --> 00:16:48,996 Cut it out. We've got no choice. 197 00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:51,280 Can I see the director? 198 00:16:55,567 --> 00:16:57,239 Jerome! 199 00:16:57,607 --> 00:17:00,599 What are those disgusting dried frogs for? 200 00:17:00,807 --> 00:17:04,004 - To make nice purses. - Enough! 201 00:17:04,207 --> 00:17:08,519 I won't take you on a trip ever again! 202 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:09,796 Come on, Padre. 203 00:17:10,327 --> 00:17:11,726 Don't call me... 204 00:17:13,527 --> 00:17:15,165 Mother Angelina want speak you. 205 00:17:16,487 --> 00:17:18,682 Finish packing, but in silence. 206 00:17:18,847 --> 00:17:20,280 I'm coming. 207 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,001 - Your son? - Yes. 208 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,606 His mother is Chinese? 209 00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:26,804 Yes. 210 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,084 What you've told me is so tragic. 211 00:17:30,407 --> 00:17:31,635 Tragic. 212 00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:34,646 Did you ask to see me? 213 00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:37,645 Yes, Father Noze. This is a fellow Frenchman, Mr... 214 00:17:37,847 --> 00:17:41,044 - Ciccolini. From Corsica. - Father Noze, "z" as in "zoo". 215 00:17:41,567 --> 00:17:44,127 Mr Ciccolini is an engineer. 216 00:17:44,327 --> 00:17:45,999 He's working on the Peking subway. 217 00:17:46,527 --> 00:17:48,165 I thought the Germans were. 218 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,039 They were. We managed 219 00:17:50,247 --> 00:17:53,159 to win back the contract. I'm off to China. 220 00:17:53,327 --> 00:17:55,204 I can't take my son. 221 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,557 He wants us to keep him until he returns. 222 00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:00,645 But it's not possible. 223 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,678 We can't take anyone till September. 224 00:18:02,887 --> 00:18:07,119 I asked my wife to come from Paris, but she's in mourning. 225 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:11,805 Snookums just lost his Gramps. But he doesn't knowyet. 226 00:18:13,127 --> 00:18:16,483 He was bicycling and got squashed by a truck. 227 00:18:16,687 --> 00:18:20,362 On your way back, you can take him to his mommy. 228 00:18:20,807 --> 00:18:24,004 I'm sorry. That's impossible. 229 00:18:24,247 --> 00:18:27,523 He's almost a baby. We're up to our necks in baggage. 230 00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:29,479 We must help fellow Christians. 231 00:18:29,647 --> 00:18:32,605 - He's a practicing Catholic. - I sure am. 232 00:18:33,007 --> 00:18:34,360 My brother was a seminarist. 233 00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:36,876 That's nice, but I have 7 rowdy kids. 234 00:18:37,047 --> 00:18:39,436 And with your 500 pounds of freight, 235 00:18:39,607 --> 00:18:42,838 the trip back will be a crown of thorns! 236 00:18:43,047 --> 00:18:46,039 If Father doesn't want to help, forget it. 237 00:18:46,247 --> 00:18:48,636 I never said I wouldn't help. 238 00:18:48,847 --> 00:18:52,601 I spend my life with serious problem kids. 239 00:18:52,807 --> 00:18:54,479 I knowwhat "help" means. 240 00:18:57,407 --> 00:18:59,318 Well... 241 00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:02,121 one more kid won't make a difference. 242 00:19:02,327 --> 00:19:03,157 Great! 243 00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:06,643 As a Christian, it's nice to know the Church won't let you down. 244 00:19:06,807 --> 00:19:09,844 Here's his passport, his ticket, and a few hundred bucks. 245 00:19:11,207 --> 00:19:12,845 There's no need. 246 00:19:13,007 --> 00:19:15,646 He'll eat for free on the plane. 247 00:19:16,007 --> 00:19:18,316 Great! $20 for you, Mother. 248 00:19:18,687 --> 00:19:20,996 Who'll be picking up Bernard in Paris? 249 00:19:21,207 --> 00:19:23,243 Call him Bao. His Chinese nickname. 250 00:19:23,407 --> 00:19:26,080 He hates "Bernard". He's very close to his mother. 251 00:19:26,287 --> 00:19:26,878 Shall we call her? 252 00:19:27,047 --> 00:19:29,561 I'll do it later. To save you the call. 253 00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:33,522 Do it now to fix the exact time and place. 254 00:19:33,687 --> 00:19:34,961 Here. Dial 0. 255 00:19:57,407 --> 00:19:58,556 Carco's. 256 00:19:58,847 --> 00:20:01,361 - It's Antoine. - Hey, bro. Still in Hong Kong? 257 00:20:02,047 --> 00:20:05,517 What's the difference between an ostrich and a coffee table? 258 00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:08,605 An ostrich is a bird 259 00:20:08,927 --> 00:20:12,681 that sleeps standing up and a coffee table's a piece of furniture. 260 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:14,043 Dumb, isn't it? 261 00:20:14,407 --> 00:20:16,443 Yes, very. Very! 262 00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:18,200 How is poor Luna? 263 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:22,557 I'm sad not to be there, after her dad's tragic death... 264 00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:24,803 Her dad died? Shit! 265 00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:26,998 I have to go build the Peking subway! 266 00:20:27,207 --> 00:20:29,277 The Peking subway? Are you stoned? 267 00:20:29,607 --> 00:20:31,962 The poor man can't even go bury Gramps. 268 00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:33,725 Put Luna on. 269 00:20:34,527 --> 00:20:35,403 She's in tears. 270 00:20:35,607 --> 00:20:37,086 No, she's on stage. 271 00:20:37,287 --> 00:20:39,517 Rehearsing with the sea lion. 272 00:20:45,087 --> 00:20:47,965 She just slipped on an iceberg. 273 00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:49,885 Should I put on Regina? 274 00:20:50,087 --> 00:20:52,123 No, don't bother Granny Regina! 275 00:20:52,407 --> 00:20:54,477 I've planned the kid's trip back. 276 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:58,123 She has to meet Father Zoo at the airport tomorrow. 277 00:20:58,327 --> 00:21:01,956 Noze. Father Noze. "Zoo" was to explain the "z". 278 00:21:03,207 --> 00:21:05,163 A priest is bringing him back. 279 00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:08,006 I don't get it. I'll get Luna. 280 00:21:09,447 --> 00:21:10,846 Leave it to me. 281 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:13,925 - No, she's in shock. - I can handle it. 282 00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:16,203 It's myjob... Hello? 283 00:21:16,407 --> 00:21:17,635 Hello? This is Luna. 284 00:21:17,847 --> 00:21:18,882 I share your pain. 285 00:21:20,287 --> 00:21:24,200 But hope can be found even in the worst times. 286 00:21:24,407 --> 00:21:26,967 - It hurts, but it's no biggie. - How noble. 287 00:21:27,127 --> 00:21:29,595 - Who is this? - Father Noze, "z" as in "zoo". 288 00:21:29,807 --> 00:21:30,876 We arrive... 289 00:21:31,447 --> 00:21:32,721 at 5:30. 290 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,197 Air France flight 560. 291 00:21:36,407 --> 00:21:40,685 I'll have 500 pounds of baggage with me, 292 00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:44,122 so I can't keep Bernard for long. 293 00:21:44,327 --> 00:21:45,476 Bernard? 294 00:21:45,687 --> 00:21:48,884 I'm sorry. I mean Bao. 295 00:21:49,047 --> 00:21:51,720 This is all so newto me. 296 00:21:51,927 --> 00:21:53,326 Who's the freak? 297 00:21:54,887 --> 00:21:56,081 Darling, it's me. 298 00:21:56,287 --> 00:21:57,686 She's stunned. 299 00:21:57,887 --> 00:22:00,526 Cheer up, sweetheart. It's me. 300 00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:02,964 Mr Carco? ls this ajoke? 301 00:22:03,927 --> 00:22:06,236 Bao is in the best of hands. 302 00:22:06,407 --> 00:22:08,841 Be at the airport tomorrow. 303 00:22:09,207 --> 00:22:10,526 I'm counting on you. 304 00:22:11,287 --> 00:22:12,845 Life goes on... 305 00:22:13,007 --> 00:22:14,406 I miss you a lot. 306 00:22:14,607 --> 00:22:16,086 You're in a great mood! 307 00:22:17,047 --> 00:22:19,163 Would eou do me a favor: 308 00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:21,198 Hire me brotheras a bouncer. 309 00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:25,923 Well, I don't want to hurt D�d�'s feelings. 310 00:22:26,287 --> 00:22:29,165 This call is getting expensive. 311 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,837 Howwill I recognize her? 312 00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:35,277 You can't miss her. She's Chinese. 313 00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:37,318 Very pretty. Nice body. 314 00:22:37,527 --> 00:22:39,040 Amazing boobs. 315 00:22:39,207 --> 00:22:41,038 Boobs. Amazing boobs. 316 00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,677 Carco wouldn't talk to you? 317 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:47,078 He just called Luna from Hong Kong. 318 00:22:48,047 --> 00:22:49,002 He's after Luna now?. 319 00:22:49,207 --> 00:22:51,323 He's taking care of Luna's kid. 320 00:22:51,687 --> 00:22:53,917 I'm not sure. Go ask Lucky. 321 00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:57,365 Hey, honey. 322 00:22:57,607 --> 00:22:58,926 Hello. 323 00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:02,045 Say goodbye to Daddy. You won't see him for a while. 324 00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:04,602 He's not Daddy. He's Captain Hook. 325 00:23:05,767 --> 00:23:07,758 Oh yeah... Hook ... 326 00:23:07,967 --> 00:23:11,039 Gramps gave him Peter Pan. Now he calls me Captain Hook. 327 00:23:11,247 --> 00:23:12,965 Or Tinkerbell... 328 00:23:14,447 --> 00:23:16,483 The Captain wants to talk. 329 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:19,645 Change of plans. You'll go back to Paris 330 00:23:19,847 --> 00:23:21,200 with Father Zoo. 331 00:23:22,687 --> 00:23:25,326 A woman you don't know will meet you. 332 00:23:25,527 --> 00:23:26,801 Your Mom's best friend. 333 00:23:27,087 --> 00:23:28,998 She's Chinese. Her name is Luna. 334 00:23:29,487 --> 00:23:31,398 Easy to remember. 335 00:23:31,607 --> 00:23:32,483 Liar! 336 00:23:33,527 --> 00:23:34,357 No I'm not. 337 00:23:38,127 --> 00:23:41,039 I can't come because of the gangsters. 338 00:23:41,247 --> 00:23:43,966 I'll catch up with you and Luna later. 339 00:23:44,127 --> 00:23:47,164 Then we'll go find mommy. Okay? 340 00:23:48,847 --> 00:23:51,680 I'm off. Thanks for everything. 341 00:23:51,887 --> 00:23:52,842 You're great! 342 00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,680 What is this? 343 00:24:28,727 --> 00:24:30,399 I went to grad school in Paris. 344 00:24:30,607 --> 00:24:31,926 Great. 345 00:24:32,087 --> 00:24:34,601 My wife and I inherited this. What is it? 346 00:24:34,887 --> 00:24:36,764 A $300,000 bond. 347 00:24:36,967 --> 00:24:41,165 Anyone can cash it in any bank in the world. 348 00:24:41,367 --> 00:24:44,518 We offer some excellent investment plans. 349 00:24:44,727 --> 00:24:48,242 I'd rather keep them and respect Auntie's last wishes. 350 00:24:48,407 --> 00:24:50,716 Watch out for pickpockets in Hong Kong. 351 00:24:55,647 --> 00:24:57,524 With our compliments. 352 00:25:13,767 --> 00:25:14,597 Put on Luna. 353 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:19,283 Sorry about that phone call. 354 00:25:19,527 --> 00:25:21,165 So the airport was a gag? 355 00:25:21,367 --> 00:25:22,880 No, go in mourning. 356 00:25:23,287 --> 00:25:24,356 Look devastated. 357 00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:27,923 I'm sending you a kid via a priest. 358 00:25:28,167 --> 00:25:29,520 Can't Regina do it? 359 00:25:29,727 --> 00:25:31,922 She'll think the kid's mine. 360 00:25:32,127 --> 00:25:34,004 Who cares if he is? 361 00:25:34,207 --> 00:25:36,243 He's the son of a friend who died. 362 00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:38,244 Hey, I'm no dummy. 363 00:25:38,447 --> 00:25:42,565 Keep the kid for a few days 364 00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:44,962 until I can send him away to school. 365 00:25:45,247 --> 00:25:50,367 Father Zoo thinks you're my wife and that you're in mourning. 366 00:25:50,607 --> 00:25:53,599 The kid thinks you're his mom's friend. Get it? 367 00:25:53,807 --> 00:25:56,321 I'll owe you one, sugar. 368 00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:59,399 Was that Carco? 369 00:25:59,887 --> 00:26:03,482 Don't tell anyone. I have to pick up his son tomorrow. 370 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:04,836 He has a son! 371 00:26:15,127 --> 00:26:16,446 Christian Dior! 372 00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:59,159 Don't bother helping. 373 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,839 Careful with the luggage. 374 00:27:05,047 --> 00:27:07,800 Padre, the carriages are busted. 375 00:27:08,007 --> 00:27:10,316 - You're too cheap for porters. - Be polite! 376 00:27:11,767 --> 00:27:12,756 What are you doing? 377 00:27:15,127 --> 00:27:17,163 That's just great. 378 00:27:19,727 --> 00:27:21,160 What a mess! 379 00:27:21,327 --> 00:27:24,046 Get back over there! 380 00:27:30,647 --> 00:27:31,716 He's crazy! 381 00:27:35,647 --> 00:27:37,399 Banana Noze almost got squashed. 382 00:27:56,687 --> 00:27:57,597 They're nuts! 383 00:28:01,527 --> 00:28:02,323 Whoops! 384 00:28:48,887 --> 00:28:50,161 Go to the airport. 385 00:28:53,127 --> 00:28:56,244 Jerome, be a good boy and find Air France. 386 00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:57,243 Sure thing. 387 00:29:03,887 --> 00:29:05,445 I thought I'd missed you. 388 00:29:05,767 --> 00:29:07,325 My plane's delayed. 389 00:29:07,527 --> 00:29:09,836 I wanted to give Bao a goodbye kiss. 390 00:29:10,287 --> 00:29:13,279 Stop squeezing me, Captain Hook. 391 00:29:13,847 --> 00:29:15,405 Do you often hang on buses? 392 00:29:15,607 --> 00:29:17,563 No, Father Zoo. Let me explain. 393 00:29:17,767 --> 00:29:21,840 Not Zoo. Noze - O.Z.E. "Zoo" was just an example. 394 00:29:22,047 --> 00:29:25,756 I hopped on the bus because 395 00:29:25,927 --> 00:29:29,397 a Toyota nearly ran me over! 396 00:29:29,607 --> 00:29:30,722 Us too! 397 00:29:31,007 --> 00:29:32,918 They almost squashed Father Schnozz. 398 00:29:33,167 --> 00:29:34,680 It was a close shave. 399 00:29:36,127 --> 00:29:39,164 Save your energy to carry the bags. 400 00:29:39,807 --> 00:29:41,718 I'll give you a hand. 401 00:29:42,687 --> 00:29:44,757 Careful, careful... 402 00:29:52,527 --> 00:29:54,119 Go easy on the bags. 403 00:30:00,247 --> 00:30:01,726 Are all these bags yours? 404 00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:05,044 There are 8 of us. We can divide them up. 405 00:30:05,247 --> 00:30:06,362 Let me see... 406 00:30:07,367 --> 00:30:08,356 Be careful. 407 00:30:08,887 --> 00:30:12,516 They're a holy woman's archives. I'd hate to chuck them. 408 00:30:13,247 --> 00:30:16,444 What's all this hubbub? 409 00:30:17,207 --> 00:30:19,243 Can we buy some freaky masks? 410 00:30:19,447 --> 00:30:20,641 Not now. 411 00:30:20,847 --> 00:30:23,645 I'll take them shopping. 412 00:30:24,287 --> 00:30:26,517 Look what you've done! 413 00:30:26,727 --> 00:30:27,796 Wait up! 414 00:30:30,607 --> 00:30:33,405 Hook, I want these two... 415 00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,277 Bring back the change. 416 00:30:36,487 --> 00:30:37,840 Don't 7 light children 417 00:30:38,047 --> 00:30:40,925 compensate for the extra bags? 418 00:30:41,127 --> 00:30:42,719 There's no connection, Sir. 419 00:30:42,887 --> 00:30:44,559 Who is Father Zoom? 420 00:30:45,487 --> 00:30:48,604 Noze, "z" as in "zipper". Not Zoom! 421 00:30:48,807 --> 00:30:49,922 So you're Father Zoom! 422 00:30:51,207 --> 00:30:52,196 Hook! 423 00:30:52,407 --> 00:30:54,284 Can we buy some too? 424 00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:55,363 Cool! 425 00:31:22,567 --> 00:31:23,761 I'm going to the john. 426 00:31:29,327 --> 00:31:32,444 - Where did you get that junk? - Captain Hook! 427 00:31:32,647 --> 00:31:33,602 Has he left? 428 00:31:34,927 --> 00:31:37,157 He could have said goodbye. 429 00:31:37,367 --> 00:31:38,959 Would I steal a wallet? 430 00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:42,125 It must be on him. We tailed him here. 431 00:31:42,327 --> 00:31:43,965 My papers are inside. 432 00:31:50,567 --> 00:31:52,523 - Excuse me? - Strip! 433 00:31:53,567 --> 00:31:54,761 This stays with us. 434 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:59,240 If I ship most of it, I only pay $300. 435 00:31:59,447 --> 00:32:00,846 Hurry up. 436 00:32:01,047 --> 00:32:04,562 Let me just put my agenda in here. 437 00:32:07,327 --> 00:32:08,760 I'm finished. 438 00:32:13,047 --> 00:32:15,117 I'll check this suitcase in. 439 00:32:15,287 --> 00:32:17,403 I'll return your masks in Paris. 440 00:32:18,647 --> 00:32:20,399 An unfortunate mistake. 441 00:32:21,047 --> 00:32:23,720 Thanks to this charade, I'll miss my plane. 442 00:32:30,287 --> 00:32:33,563 One first-class ticket to Paris. 443 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:37,285 The plane is already boarding. 444 00:32:39,287 --> 00:32:42,006 - My wife's in labor in Paris. - I'll check. 445 00:32:42,447 --> 00:32:46,838 If I buy another seat for a friend, do I get a discount? 446 00:32:53,727 --> 00:32:57,083 We're spoiled. Chicken, black beans, fried rice, 447 00:32:57,287 --> 00:32:59,881 2 egg rolls and chocolate cake. 448 00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:03,561 Dinner will be a real treat! 449 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,125 Johnny's pissing me off! 450 00:33:10,367 --> 00:33:12,358 - You want a slap? - It wasn't me. 451 00:33:12,567 --> 00:33:15,639 Let's go wipe that off, Yasmina. 452 00:33:21,487 --> 00:33:23,364 Johnny can be such a pain. 453 00:33:25,127 --> 00:33:28,085 Wait, you'll splash me. 454 00:33:30,687 --> 00:33:34,043 Serve another meal for a priest I know in coach. 455 00:33:34,207 --> 00:33:36,880 - Of course. - I like spoiling him. 456 00:33:37,087 --> 00:33:38,042 I understand. 457 00:33:42,927 --> 00:33:48,479 Some guy claims rice is being shot at him. 458 00:33:50,967 --> 00:33:52,764 You're here? 459 00:33:52,967 --> 00:33:54,719 The consul called the airport 460 00:33:54,927 --> 00:33:58,203 to tell me that the Germans won the contract. 461 00:33:58,527 --> 00:33:59,562 So I said, 462 00:34:00,327 --> 00:34:03,763 "Pierre, I'm going to Paris with Bao." 463 00:34:04,127 --> 00:34:07,324 - We'll see mommy soon. - You're back, Captain Hook? 464 00:34:07,487 --> 00:34:09,205 Happy to see ol' Hook? 465 00:34:11,327 --> 00:34:13,602 After our chicken and beans we'll come visit. 466 00:34:13,807 --> 00:34:17,846 There's room in first, so I ordered dinner for you. 467 00:34:18,607 --> 00:34:22,122 I'm flattered but I can't. Take your son instead. 468 00:34:22,287 --> 00:34:24,164 No, please, come on... 469 00:34:24,447 --> 00:34:26,915 I must be fair with Bao's newfriends. 470 00:34:27,127 --> 00:34:30,597 If you treat him to dinner, no one can complain. 471 00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:33,605 I'm not raising him like that. 472 00:34:33,767 --> 00:34:36,804 I can't flush your ticket down the toilet! 473 00:34:38,087 --> 00:34:40,078 I can't leave the children. 474 00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:41,839 As a favor to me... 475 00:34:42,127 --> 00:34:43,446 The truth is... 476 00:34:44,727 --> 00:34:46,604 I have the heebie-jeebies. 477 00:34:47,567 --> 00:34:50,127 If it's a question of helping others, 478 00:34:51,127 --> 00:34:52,276 that's different. 479 00:34:52,727 --> 00:34:55,799 I'm having a bite with Mr Ciccolini up front. 480 00:34:55,967 --> 00:34:58,276 In first? Lucky stiffs! 481 00:34:58,487 --> 00:35:01,206 Mind your own business. 482 00:35:01,407 --> 00:35:04,046 - Watch Bao. - No problemo, Padre! 483 00:35:04,247 --> 00:35:06,602 I'll take your attach� case. 484 00:35:07,407 --> 00:35:08,522 I don't need it. 485 00:35:08,727 --> 00:35:11,321 You may need a kleenex or a pen? 486 00:35:11,687 --> 00:35:13,996 Call the stewardess if you need me. 487 00:35:14,287 --> 00:35:15,925 Okay, Padre. 488 00:35:16,767 --> 00:35:18,917 Chow down! 489 00:35:29,007 --> 00:35:33,125 - He calls you Padre? - He's a wise guy but a good kid. 490 00:35:33,287 --> 00:35:35,357 Rough but reliable. 491 00:35:35,727 --> 00:35:37,080 Do you smoke? 492 00:35:42,167 --> 00:35:44,078 So you're a missionary? 493 00:35:44,527 --> 00:35:48,076 I wish I were. No, I'm just a simple priest 494 00:35:48,287 --> 00:35:50,847 from a charming lower-class suburb. 495 00:35:51,047 --> 00:35:54,437 I raise money each year for an educational trip. 496 00:35:54,767 --> 00:35:58,760 I showthe kids that their problems are peanuts 497 00:35:58,927 --> 00:36:01,725 compared to those of the truly poor. 498 00:36:02,087 --> 00:36:02,803 How original. 499 00:36:03,087 --> 00:36:06,841 Some people I know could use a good educational trip. 500 00:36:08,407 --> 00:36:09,806 After working like dogs, 501 00:36:10,607 --> 00:36:13,565 they'd be grateful and stop wanting raises. 502 00:36:13,887 --> 00:36:17,243 We don't work like dogs. The kids love it. 503 00:36:17,447 --> 00:36:20,962 I'm talking human problems, not financial ones. 504 00:36:21,167 --> 00:36:24,477 Of course. Everyone should do that stuff. 505 00:36:24,687 --> 00:36:26,917 Bums were never my cup of tea, 506 00:36:27,127 --> 00:36:30,722 but I bet they do you a world of good. 507 00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:31,996 More than you think. 508 00:36:32,207 --> 00:36:34,323 I was brought up a strict Catholic. 509 00:36:35,847 --> 00:36:39,999 Midnight mass, the pope-mobile, the Red Cross... 510 00:36:41,007 --> 00:36:42,679 Pour some for Father. 511 00:36:42,887 --> 00:36:44,286 Just a sip. 512 00:36:49,047 --> 00:36:51,766 - What a bouquet! - I'll say! 513 00:36:52,007 --> 00:36:53,486 And the quail... 514 00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:58,679 It'd make anyone a believer! 515 00:37:00,487 --> 00:37:04,036 As a Catholic, how do you find John Paul Il's positions? 516 00:37:05,127 --> 00:37:06,401 Positions? 517 00:37:07,087 --> 00:37:10,602 What did you think of Splendor Veritatis, his encyclical? 518 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:12,400 His encyclical... 519 00:37:12,767 --> 00:37:15,600 As far as encyclicals go, I think it's great. 520 00:37:15,807 --> 00:37:17,445 Many people believe 521 00:37:17,607 --> 00:37:20,440 he's at odds with today's lifestyles. 522 00:37:20,607 --> 00:37:23,997 Even true believers, like your family. 523 00:37:24,207 --> 00:37:28,439 I agree 98.5 percent with the encyclical. 524 00:37:28,607 --> 00:37:31,121 I'm totally pro-Pope. 525 00:37:31,607 --> 00:37:35,043 But when you say you agree 98.5 percent, 526 00:37:35,207 --> 00:37:40,440 what about the remaining 1.5% ? I'm needling you... 527 00:37:42,447 --> 00:37:46,281 For true believers like me, 528 00:37:46,527 --> 00:37:47,676 are the same! 529 00:37:47,967 --> 00:37:52,836 But if you're not into that crap, the encyclical is just hot air! 530 00:37:57,047 --> 00:37:59,356 No, thank you. I'm full. 531 00:38:01,327 --> 00:38:03,966 - Coffee? - No, thank you. 532 00:38:05,127 --> 00:38:08,517 Heavenly... The best meal I've had in two years. 533 00:38:09,007 --> 00:38:11,316 But too much tiramisu 534 00:38:11,487 --> 00:38:13,921 on top of the Cognac-Cointreau ice cream. 535 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:17,244 Yes, you did credit to the desserts. 536 00:38:18,047 --> 00:38:19,196 I'll be right back. 537 00:38:24,167 --> 00:38:25,680 It's busy. 538 00:38:27,727 --> 00:38:28,921 Hurry up! 539 00:38:29,087 --> 00:38:30,406 Busy! 540 00:38:38,887 --> 00:38:40,081 Beat it! 541 00:38:45,567 --> 00:38:48,286 Do you have a screwdriver? My lock is jammed. 542 00:38:48,487 --> 00:38:51,638 - May I try? - A paper clip will do. 543 00:38:51,807 --> 00:38:53,718 I'll see what I can do. 544 00:38:55,807 --> 00:38:58,321 Here's the Captain's penknife. 545 00:38:58,527 --> 00:38:59,801 How nice of him. 546 00:39:04,967 --> 00:39:07,003 The penknife had an accident. 547 00:39:07,167 --> 00:39:09,123 He was so fond of it. 548 00:39:09,327 --> 00:39:12,558 I'll manage. Tell him I'm sorry. 549 00:39:21,007 --> 00:39:22,599 My attach� case fell? 550 00:39:22,807 --> 00:39:26,277 The compartment opened. Didn't you feel the turbulence? 551 00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,200 The lock's ripped off! 552 00:39:30,447 --> 00:39:32,802 It was like that. 553 00:39:33,007 --> 00:39:35,475 A pickpocket with a razor blade. 554 00:39:35,647 --> 00:39:38,445 A Hong Kong speciality. 555 00:39:38,647 --> 00:39:40,524 It doesn't close now. 556 00:39:41,287 --> 00:39:44,484 - Do you have super glue? - No, we don't. 557 00:39:46,607 --> 00:39:49,565 It'll be safe here. No one can touch it. 558 00:40:16,527 --> 00:40:18,165 What is it? 559 00:40:18,767 --> 00:40:19,961 What are you doing? 560 00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:21,805 I'm searching. 561 00:40:21,967 --> 00:40:25,084 I'll be needing Bao's passport. 562 00:40:25,767 --> 00:40:27,997 I may forget it tomorrow. 563 00:40:28,967 --> 00:40:30,241 You dropped everything! 564 00:40:30,447 --> 00:40:34,486 No, you kicked your bag in your sleep. 565 00:40:34,687 --> 00:40:36,325 - No way! - I swear! 566 00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:38,922 Tell me about your church. 567 00:40:39,887 --> 00:40:43,084 I'd like to make a small donation to thank you. 568 00:40:44,367 --> 00:40:47,484 How kind of you. We're trying 569 00:40:47,647 --> 00:40:50,081 to gather some money to repair our steeple. 570 00:40:50,287 --> 00:40:51,356 I'd love to help. 571 00:40:51,567 --> 00:40:56,118 We need 180,000 francs. As of now, we have 11,300. 572 00:40:56,367 --> 00:40:58,244 Let's do lunch next week. 573 00:40:58,447 --> 00:41:00,722 I'll see what I can do. 574 00:41:02,007 --> 00:41:03,486 Where's your agenda? 575 00:41:03,687 --> 00:41:06,247 I got rid of it. But I'll remember. 576 00:41:06,447 --> 00:41:10,440 You got rid of the agenda I saw at the airport? 577 00:41:10,647 --> 00:41:13,639 With a humongous Virgin Mary on it? 578 00:41:13,847 --> 00:41:16,964 A humongous Virgin Mary? I never had such an agenda. 579 00:41:17,887 --> 00:41:21,163 I saw it! I'm not crazy! I saw it! 580 00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:23,678 Oh, Catherine of Sienna! 581 00:41:23,847 --> 00:41:26,042 Saint Catherine is not the Virgin Mary. 582 00:41:26,247 --> 00:41:29,159 I'm disappointed in you. And Mary wasn't humongous. 583 00:41:29,367 --> 00:41:33,201 I'm not big on Catherine. Where's your damned agenda? 584 00:41:35,127 --> 00:41:36,640 In the hold. 585 00:41:37,727 --> 00:41:39,365 Why do you want it so badly? 586 00:41:39,567 --> 00:41:44,561 Just to write down our appointment! That's what agendas are for. 587 00:41:45,487 --> 00:41:47,239 So it's in the hold? 588 00:41:47,487 --> 00:41:50,524 - It's in this plane, right? - Yes. 589 00:41:51,007 --> 00:41:53,441 Perfect. You should have said so. 590 00:41:53,647 --> 00:41:55,717 "Perfect" is saying a lot. 591 00:41:55,887 --> 00:41:58,959 When I think how much I paid in excess luggage... 592 00:41:59,127 --> 00:42:01,641 As long as it gets safely to Paris. 593 00:42:01,807 --> 00:42:03,798 I'll catch some shut-eye. 594 00:42:04,007 --> 00:42:05,281 Nighty-night. 595 00:42:06,647 --> 00:42:08,683 How about our lunch date? 596 00:42:10,607 --> 00:42:11,926 What lunch date? 597 00:42:12,127 --> 00:42:14,561 I have catechism on Wednesdays. 598 00:42:14,767 --> 00:42:16,917 We'll decide tomorrow. 599 00:42:32,287 --> 00:42:33,640 I'm sorry... 600 00:42:33,847 --> 00:42:35,917 Carco left forParis. 601 00:42:39,727 --> 00:42:41,797 Get the monee in Paris. 602 00:42:42,127 --> 00:42:43,526 And kill Carco. 603 00:42:45,567 --> 00:42:46,886 My card. 604 00:42:47,087 --> 00:42:49,885 Call me about our steeple. 605 00:42:50,647 --> 00:42:54,879 We'll go through customs, then set a date with your agenda. 606 00:42:55,487 --> 00:42:56,442 Saint Catherine... 607 00:42:57,127 --> 00:42:58,924 I can remember a lunch date! 608 00:42:59,087 --> 00:43:02,238 But I'll let you help with our luggage. 609 00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:03,436 Be my guest! 610 00:43:07,607 --> 00:43:10,246 - This too? - My agenda's in it. 611 00:43:10,447 --> 00:43:13,439 - The agenda? I'll take it! - Get a cart. 612 00:43:13,647 --> 00:43:15,683 Let's not waste time! 613 00:43:16,527 --> 00:43:18,279 They're very light. 614 00:43:19,687 --> 00:43:20,915 Follow Captain Hook! 615 00:43:22,327 --> 00:43:23,680 Stop, please. 616 00:43:23,887 --> 00:43:27,084 I'm coming from Hong Kong with the priest and kids. 617 00:43:27,287 --> 00:43:28,276 Come here. 618 00:43:28,487 --> 00:43:31,001 What could a priest be carrying? Hash? 619 00:43:31,207 --> 00:43:33,198 - We'll see. - A problem? 620 00:43:33,367 --> 00:43:34,846 - Is this yours? - Yes, my son. 621 00:43:35,047 --> 00:43:35,957 I'm not your son. 622 00:43:36,367 --> 00:43:40,201 What the hell is this? Priest harassment? 623 00:43:40,407 --> 00:43:43,922 You let terrorists through with bombs 624 00:43:44,087 --> 00:43:46,157 and you persecute priests! 625 00:43:46,367 --> 00:43:48,961 He's doing his job. 626 00:43:49,167 --> 00:43:50,646 No, he's not! 627 00:43:50,847 --> 00:43:55,125 He's an incompetent ass! He's allergic to the Church! 628 00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:56,963 I won't give in! 629 00:43:57,167 --> 00:43:59,681 Watch out or you'll be sorry. 630 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:02,276 I'll say whatever I want. Who'll stop me? 631 00:44:02,487 --> 00:44:03,237 Come now... 632 00:44:03,487 --> 00:44:07,162 Father may leave. You, open your bags. 633 00:44:07,367 --> 00:44:09,835 I don't have any. Is that a crime? 634 00:44:10,047 --> 00:44:11,275 Calm down, my son. 635 00:44:11,487 --> 00:44:15,082 - Hong Kong-Paris with no bags? - No, none. 636 00:44:15,287 --> 00:44:16,959 It's true. How odd. 637 00:44:18,167 --> 00:44:21,284 Very odd. Let's go take a closer look. 638 00:44:21,647 --> 00:44:22,841 Don't go away. 639 00:44:23,047 --> 00:44:25,686 - We'll wait outside. - I'll be back. 640 00:44:28,567 --> 00:44:29,966 How did it go? 641 00:44:30,247 --> 00:44:32,556 It was very positive. Wasn't it, kids? 642 00:44:33,647 --> 00:44:37,117 - We slaved away. - Yes, we got some good work done. 643 00:44:37,327 --> 00:44:39,397 Who's the kid's mother? 644 00:44:40,727 --> 00:44:43,639 I'm the uncle, after all! 645 00:44:47,207 --> 00:44:49,846 You're pretty hot in mourning. 646 00:44:50,047 --> 00:44:51,162 Who am I mourning? 647 00:44:57,207 --> 00:45:00,517 - Jerome seems happy. - He's a good worker. 648 00:45:03,447 --> 00:45:04,675 What a babe! 649 00:45:04,847 --> 00:45:06,724 Father? I'm his mother. 650 00:45:07,807 --> 00:45:10,640 Mrs Ciccolini... my deepest sympathy. 651 00:45:11,967 --> 00:45:14,276 Hey, I'm Lucky, Antoine's brother. 652 00:45:15,767 --> 00:45:17,325 You're the former seminarist? 653 00:45:18,047 --> 00:45:19,560 What? Oh yeah... 654 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:22,003 Look. It's your mommy. 655 00:45:23,807 --> 00:45:25,877 What's wrong with him? 656 00:45:26,087 --> 00:45:27,725 He's onto us. 657 00:45:28,007 --> 00:45:29,645 Let me stay with you. 658 00:45:29,847 --> 00:45:32,486 Don't you recognize your mommy? 659 00:45:33,847 --> 00:45:36,281 Don't be silly... 660 00:45:36,447 --> 00:45:37,482 She's not Mommy. 661 00:45:37,687 --> 00:45:39,040 Kiss your mommy. 662 00:45:41,287 --> 00:45:42,322 Why don't you kiss? 663 00:45:43,687 --> 00:45:47,726 I'm not his mother. Antoine made me lie. 664 00:45:48,247 --> 00:45:49,282 Nowyou know. 665 00:45:49,607 --> 00:45:51,837 I'm sorry, kid. 666 00:45:52,367 --> 00:45:53,720 What a circus! 667 00:45:53,927 --> 00:45:56,919 They looked up my ass with a flashlight! 668 00:45:58,207 --> 00:45:59,765 Mommy's here. 669 00:46:02,447 --> 00:46:03,243 You're okay? 670 00:46:03,687 --> 00:46:05,200 So-so! Remember Gramps? 671 00:46:05,407 --> 00:46:05,805 Gramps? 672 00:46:05,967 --> 00:46:08,481 Forgot already? The one on the bike. 673 00:46:08,767 --> 00:46:11,201 Oh, poor old Gramps... 674 00:46:11,407 --> 00:46:15,286 Don't mention him. I don't want to traumatize Bao. 675 00:46:15,447 --> 00:46:19,201 You're cutting my circulation off. I knowthe truth. 676 00:46:19,767 --> 00:46:22,918 She's not the mother. You lied. 677 00:46:23,087 --> 00:46:25,840 Yes, I'm divorced and I was scared to tell you. 678 00:46:26,047 --> 00:46:30,040 Luna's my newwife. Lucky's my brother. 679 00:46:30,247 --> 00:46:32,636 I had Bao with my first wife. 680 00:46:32,927 --> 00:46:35,760 I've had two Chinese wives. Chinese are the best! 681 00:46:36,447 --> 00:46:40,076 Bao's mother split when I fell in love with Luna. 682 00:46:40,327 --> 00:46:42,636 Tell him, honey... 683 00:46:43,167 --> 00:46:44,316 Disgusting! 684 00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:46,201 You're all disgusting! 685 00:46:47,127 --> 00:46:50,324 I've been spying on you sleazebags! 686 00:46:50,687 --> 00:46:53,759 Regina, you picked the wrong time to come. 687 00:46:53,967 --> 00:46:55,082 Who is she? 688 00:46:55,287 --> 00:46:58,279 His fianc�e, Father. 689 00:46:58,687 --> 00:47:00,723 I wasted 8 years on this macho! 690 00:47:01,007 --> 00:47:03,840 Now he's had a baby with this slut 691 00:47:04,047 --> 00:47:07,039 who's only 2 years myjunior! 692 00:47:07,247 --> 00:47:08,566 You mean 22. 693 00:47:08,727 --> 00:47:11,116 And with the blessings of a priest! 694 00:47:11,327 --> 00:47:14,399 - What a Church! - Don't blame this poor priest. 695 00:47:15,087 --> 00:47:16,440 Dirty Chink! 696 00:47:16,647 --> 00:47:18,399 You're just ajealous old nag. 697 00:47:18,607 --> 00:47:21,485 Control yourselves in front of this child! 698 00:47:21,647 --> 00:47:23,080 Shut up! 699 00:47:24,527 --> 00:47:27,997 Trust me. I can't explain everything here, 700 00:47:28,207 --> 00:47:30,402 but once you know, you'll be thrilled. 701 00:47:30,607 --> 00:47:34,885 Thrilled to meet your Chinese son? 702 00:47:35,047 --> 00:47:37,925 - We're finished! - Honey! 703 00:47:38,127 --> 00:47:40,561 Lying to a priest is disgusting! 704 00:47:40,767 --> 00:47:42,803 I thought you were a swell guy! 705 00:47:43,167 --> 00:47:44,600 What a let-down! 706 00:47:45,687 --> 00:47:48,326 You really screwed up big-time! 707 00:47:48,847 --> 00:47:53,523 Stow it! Give me the car keys and go calm Regina! 708 00:47:53,807 --> 00:47:57,402 - Let me talk to Father Zoo! - It's Noze! 709 00:47:57,767 --> 00:48:01,999 With a "z" Iike "zero"! No, "Zorro", no, "Schnozz"! 710 00:48:02,967 --> 00:48:06,243 - You'll have a hard time explaining. - I won't try. 711 00:48:09,287 --> 00:48:11,403 Nowyou're stealing from me? 712 00:48:11,567 --> 00:48:12,886 No, this is mine. 713 00:48:13,087 --> 00:48:15,043 I'm calling the police. 714 00:48:15,727 --> 00:48:18,241 I used your agenda to carry something of mine. 715 00:48:18,447 --> 00:48:20,165 Is this wallet yours? No. 716 00:48:20,447 --> 00:48:23,245 One more thing: you're great with kids. 717 00:48:23,407 --> 00:48:26,205 My family life's a wreck. 718 00:48:26,607 --> 00:48:31,078 Keep Bao till I find his mother. 719 00:48:31,287 --> 00:48:33,198 You don't knowwhere she is? 720 00:48:33,407 --> 00:48:36,240 Spare me your sermons. I'm in trouble. 721 00:48:37,287 --> 00:48:39,039 I've no time to do unto others. 722 00:48:40,327 --> 00:48:42,204 Will you lend me a Christian hand? 723 00:48:42,407 --> 00:48:44,637 You can't abandon your son! 724 00:48:44,847 --> 00:48:47,486 I'm not. I'm entrusting him to you. 725 00:48:47,687 --> 00:48:50,042 I can't take care of him now. 726 00:48:50,207 --> 00:48:52,516 This is for food. 727 00:48:52,687 --> 00:48:57,078 You're in the charity business. This is a golden opportunity. 728 00:48:59,367 --> 00:49:01,358 I'm doing this for your own good. 729 00:49:01,567 --> 00:49:03,285 Captain Hook is mean! 730 00:49:06,007 --> 00:49:08,396 You won't get away with this. 731 00:49:08,607 --> 00:49:11,758 - Who'll stop me? - Your conscience. 732 00:49:11,927 --> 00:49:13,963 You can't escape your conscience. 733 00:49:14,127 --> 00:49:16,960 Your life will never be the same! 734 00:49:18,047 --> 00:49:20,481 It'll haunt you night and day. 735 00:49:20,727 --> 00:49:23,719 Abel's eye watched Cain from within the grave! 736 00:49:41,327 --> 00:49:42,806 I hope there's a lot. 737 00:49:43,007 --> 00:49:45,123 You've been a bad boe. 738 00:49:46,407 --> 00:49:47,760 I'm hearing voices now. 739 00:49:48,767 --> 00:49:52,123 I'll put this in my safe and have a nap. 740 00:49:54,047 --> 00:49:57,722 You've become a bastard, kiddo. 741 00:49:58,407 --> 00:50:00,716 Keep your eyes on the road. 742 00:50:35,167 --> 00:50:37,078 Why did you slam on your brakes? 743 00:50:37,287 --> 00:50:39,084 It's him! The guy in there! 744 00:50:39,287 --> 00:50:40,686 He looks like me! 745 00:50:40,847 --> 00:50:42,200 Empty. Was he ejected? 746 00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:44,398 Ejected? My car's fine, asshole! 747 00:50:44,607 --> 00:50:47,599 Watch your tone! You totalled my car! 748 00:50:49,007 --> 00:50:51,475 You braked for no reason. I'm telling the cops! 749 00:50:51,687 --> 00:50:54,565 There's a speed limit and you were tailgating. 750 00:50:54,767 --> 00:50:57,565 That's what I'll tell the cops. 751 00:50:58,447 --> 00:51:00,836 You're being naughty again, kiddo! 752 00:51:01,007 --> 00:51:02,963 There he is! There he is! 753 00:51:05,247 --> 00:51:09,240 He's back! Look at him! He has my nose. 754 00:51:11,647 --> 00:51:13,956 He's floating now! 755 00:51:14,487 --> 00:51:16,364 He needs a breath test! 756 00:51:17,687 --> 00:51:19,757 Do you hallucinate often? 757 00:51:19,967 --> 00:51:21,161 Never. 758 00:51:21,367 --> 00:51:23,756 - Do you sleep well? - I have jet lag. 759 00:51:23,967 --> 00:51:27,437 Jet lag! That's it! Go home and sleep. 760 00:51:27,847 --> 00:51:30,042 You'll be fine. 761 00:51:30,207 --> 00:51:32,357 Thanks a lot, Doc. 762 00:51:32,527 --> 00:51:35,246 I feel better already. So long, guys. 763 00:51:36,687 --> 00:51:39,076 A doctor can't absolve you. 764 00:51:40,407 --> 00:51:41,476 He's back! 765 00:51:43,407 --> 00:51:46,319 Give up. They can't see or hear me. 766 00:51:46,487 --> 00:51:49,320 I'm your conscience. Your guardian angel. 767 00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:51,245 What now?. Another problem? 768 00:51:51,447 --> 00:51:53,039 I'm invisible. 769 00:51:53,247 --> 00:51:56,364 Even if I wanted, they couldn't see me. 770 00:52:02,447 --> 00:52:03,562 You see him again? 771 00:52:04,287 --> 00:52:06,278 Tomorrow I'll be fine. 772 00:52:11,647 --> 00:52:13,956 You can be a nice guy. 773 00:52:16,447 --> 00:52:17,596 Watch this! 774 00:52:32,567 --> 00:52:35,081 Driving fast won't get rid of me. 775 00:52:35,287 --> 00:52:38,199 Remember what Granny taught you. 776 00:52:38,407 --> 00:52:40,125 Do your good deed. 777 00:52:46,167 --> 00:52:47,486 Forgive me. 778 00:52:53,607 --> 00:52:56,519 I'll sit here while you do your good deed. 779 00:52:56,967 --> 00:52:58,958 I made a computer blunder. 780 00:52:59,647 --> 00:53:01,763 I erased all of Mr Peuchot's files. 781 00:53:02,047 --> 00:53:04,515 Computers are complex. Mistakes happen. 782 00:53:04,767 --> 00:53:06,564 I did it on purpose. 783 00:53:07,447 --> 00:53:10,359 To put the blame on Aurelie. I got her fired. 784 00:53:12,127 --> 00:53:13,242 Move... 785 00:53:15,207 --> 00:53:18,085 - How dare you! - You cast a spell on me! 786 00:53:18,287 --> 00:53:20,403 I'm losing my mind! 787 00:53:20,567 --> 00:53:22,762 - Wait your turn. - Shut up! 788 00:53:24,447 --> 00:53:26,483 This is a House of God. Behave. 789 00:53:26,687 --> 00:53:29,042 I'll behave after you exorcise me. 790 00:53:30,007 --> 00:53:32,567 Make the visions disappear. 791 00:53:32,807 --> 00:53:34,843 I'm not a witch doctor. 792 00:53:35,327 --> 00:53:37,636 Say 3 "Our Fathers" and 2 "Hail Marys". 793 00:53:37,807 --> 00:53:41,004 You're the one who threatened me! 794 00:53:41,247 --> 00:53:43,715 "Abel's eye" is watching me now! 795 00:53:44,007 --> 00:53:45,565 All the time. 796 00:53:45,767 --> 00:53:48,486 He claims no one can see him. 797 00:53:48,647 --> 00:53:50,319 But that bastard exists! 798 00:53:52,287 --> 00:53:57,042 Is it God or the Devil? Let me confess so he'll go away. 799 00:53:57,207 --> 00:53:59,357 Get in your box and listen! 800 00:54:00,367 --> 00:54:04,406 Giving orders won't help. Beg for God's mercy. 801 00:54:04,847 --> 00:54:08,044 I can't help it if you feel guilty. 802 00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:09,959 I enjoy your suffering. 803 00:54:10,167 --> 00:54:13,079 I refuse to let you confess! 804 00:54:13,247 --> 00:54:17,604 Madam, I'm in no mood for your pitiful office gossip. 805 00:54:18,087 --> 00:54:20,442 Come back tomorrow. 806 00:54:21,287 --> 00:54:22,640 You can't just leave! 807 00:54:25,367 --> 00:54:27,483 You really blew him off! 808 00:54:27,807 --> 00:54:29,525 What's that? 809 00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:32,565 And the old hag will stop boring you! 810 00:54:36,847 --> 00:54:39,964 Don't act surprised. You just refused two confessions! 811 00:54:40,167 --> 00:54:44,001 Thumbing your nose at charity is great! 812 00:54:44,247 --> 00:54:45,680 Who are you? 813 00:54:52,727 --> 00:54:54,206 That's better. 814 00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:56,646 Thank you, Lord. 815 00:54:58,767 --> 00:55:00,564 I need an aspirin. 816 00:55:01,087 --> 00:55:02,520 Here I am, sonny! 817 00:55:06,047 --> 00:55:08,003 Open up or I'll knock it down! 818 00:55:11,887 --> 00:55:13,002 Bravo! 819 00:55:14,087 --> 00:55:14,917 Still here? 820 00:55:15,127 --> 00:55:17,277 If I'm bothering you, 821 00:55:17,447 --> 00:55:20,996 stop letting money rule your life and I'll disappear. 822 00:55:22,047 --> 00:55:24,402 Remember the sweet kid you used to be. 823 00:55:24,647 --> 00:55:25,875 Bastard! 824 00:55:40,127 --> 00:55:42,083 Father, some nice fresh eggs. 825 00:55:42,407 --> 00:55:43,476 Monster! 826 00:55:45,367 --> 00:55:47,323 It was a mistake. 827 00:55:47,607 --> 00:55:51,202 You didn't respect a dying man's last wishes. 828 00:55:51,367 --> 00:55:53,039 But the kid's safe. 829 00:55:53,207 --> 00:55:57,962 You abandoned the cherub after stealing his money. 830 00:55:58,207 --> 00:56:00,767 They'll find him a nice foster home. 831 00:56:01,007 --> 00:56:03,521 My nightclub is no place for a cherub. 832 00:56:03,727 --> 00:56:06,082 It's time to settle down 833 00:56:06,287 --> 00:56:07,561 and have kids. 834 00:56:07,767 --> 00:56:09,723 I'll set you on the right path. 835 00:56:09,887 --> 00:56:12,242 - What if I refuse? - I'd be discouraged. 836 00:56:12,487 --> 00:56:14,159 Discouraged, okay... 837 00:56:14,327 --> 00:56:17,637 but will I be punished? 838 00:56:17,807 --> 00:56:19,479 I'm just your conscience. 839 00:56:19,687 --> 00:56:21,643 - I'm not violent. - No punishment? 840 00:56:23,007 --> 00:56:25,840 - I can't hurt you. - Then I don't care. 841 00:56:26,047 --> 00:56:27,366 Back to the kid's money. 842 00:56:29,367 --> 00:56:32,200 I'll dry your feet with this. 843 00:56:38,847 --> 00:56:41,236 He tried to electrocute me! 844 00:56:41,407 --> 00:56:44,365 - Murderer! - It was a mistake. It wasn't me! 845 00:56:44,607 --> 00:56:45,960 Who then? Me? 846 00:56:48,247 --> 00:56:50,636 I scared the shit out of you! 847 00:56:50,807 --> 00:56:53,879 - Satan, why me? - I'm the Angel of Temptation. 848 00:56:54,127 --> 00:56:57,324 I'm with the tennis freak. I go when he does. 849 00:56:57,527 --> 00:56:58,562 What tennis freak? 850 00:56:58,887 --> 00:57:00,320 The bigamist's angel. 851 00:57:00,527 --> 00:57:02,324 Mr Ciccolini has a guardian angel? 852 00:57:02,567 --> 00:57:04,842 He's the good one, I'm the bad one. 853 00:57:05,087 --> 00:57:08,079 - Lord, I've gone crazy. - We'll have a blast! 854 00:57:08,287 --> 00:57:10,005 Look at that babe! 855 00:57:12,767 --> 00:57:13,722 Scandalous! 856 00:57:14,567 --> 00:57:15,761 Cute bottom! 857 00:57:17,807 --> 00:57:21,083 So do we hear his confesssion or peek up skirts? 858 00:57:21,327 --> 00:57:22,680 His confession! 859 00:57:25,447 --> 00:57:27,403 I don't even have his address. 860 00:57:27,647 --> 00:57:30,115 No sweat! I knowwhere he is. 861 00:57:30,767 --> 00:57:32,200 Hee, bro. 862 00:57:32,447 --> 00:57:33,766 Reginajust slapped Luna. 863 00:57:33,967 --> 00:57:36,640 - I'm coming. - What is it, kiddo? 864 00:57:36,847 --> 00:57:37,643 Shut up, asshole. 865 00:57:39,807 --> 00:57:43,595 Mr Carco, I can take Regina's place. 866 00:57:43,767 --> 00:57:45,564 I know her play-back by heart. 867 00:57:47,207 --> 00:57:49,675 Regina's in your office, spewing insults. 868 00:57:49,847 --> 00:57:53,044 Tell Marise to call Ren� at lnterpol. 869 00:57:53,207 --> 00:57:55,357 Have him get the address 870 00:57:55,807 --> 00:57:58,241 of Lily Wong. She's somewhere in Brussels. 871 00:57:59,687 --> 00:58:01,917 Who's "pussycat"? lf it's not Luna, 872 00:58:02,127 --> 00:58:03,958 who's the Hong Kong mama? 873 00:58:04,127 --> 00:58:07,676 I have jet lag and an ectoplasmic mass is chasing me. 874 00:58:08,007 --> 00:58:08,837 I'm tired. 875 00:58:09,087 --> 00:58:11,885 Then get a new life. You've already ruined mine! 876 00:58:16,807 --> 00:58:19,401 - My Toulouse-Lautrec! - I'll kill myself! 877 00:58:26,327 --> 00:58:28,887 We're not even high enough. 878 00:58:29,127 --> 00:58:30,685 That's what you think! 879 00:58:30,927 --> 00:58:31,564 Hands up! 880 00:58:38,007 --> 00:58:39,759 - The money! - No way! 881 00:58:39,927 --> 00:58:41,758 Wasn't killing Sticky enough? 882 00:58:42,007 --> 00:58:46,159 He robbed Mr Mo and dishonored his niece, Lily Wong. 883 00:58:46,367 --> 00:58:47,720 She's his niece? 884 00:58:54,087 --> 00:58:56,885 Take that! Tell Mr Mo I'll get him busted! 885 00:58:57,607 --> 00:58:59,802 - You'll kill him! - Let me go! 886 00:59:00,007 --> 00:59:01,838 Thou shalt not kill. 887 00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:06,038 What an ass! 888 00:59:10,847 --> 00:59:12,075 Thanks for the garbage! 889 00:59:17,447 --> 00:59:19,483 This can't be it. 890 00:59:19,927 --> 00:59:21,076 It's a nightclub. 891 00:59:21,287 --> 00:59:23,642 It's the address you gave me. 892 00:59:23,887 --> 00:59:25,559 It was worth it! 893 00:59:25,847 --> 00:59:29,362 You were less uptight as a kid, playing doctor with Magali. 894 00:59:29,567 --> 00:59:32,001 I never played with Magali. 895 00:59:32,247 --> 00:59:36,081 Who cares who you played with? Just pay the fare. 896 00:59:44,047 --> 00:59:46,038 I don't do reservations. 897 00:59:46,567 --> 00:59:49,957 - Look at those torpedoes! - Shut up! 898 00:59:50,847 --> 00:59:52,360 Where is Mr Ciccolini? 899 00:59:53,727 --> 00:59:56,116 - How rude. - But hot stuff! 900 00:59:56,287 --> 00:59:58,403 Shut your trap! 901 00:59:58,647 --> 01:00:01,002 Who's the dick interrupting rehearsals? 902 01:00:01,687 --> 01:00:02,324 I am. 903 01:00:02,527 --> 01:00:04,279 - What? - Mr Ciccolini please. 904 01:00:20,087 --> 01:00:21,998 The address you wanted in Brussels. 905 01:00:22,167 --> 01:00:24,317 Lily lives with a painter. 906 01:00:24,607 --> 01:00:28,122 They're as decadent as you can get. 907 01:00:32,567 --> 01:00:34,717 Know any Ciccolinis? 908 01:00:34,927 --> 01:00:38,715 This is no place for you, Father. 909 01:00:39,407 --> 01:00:42,046 - Why are you in this joint? - And you? 910 01:00:42,287 --> 01:00:45,359 Uhh... a connection of mine. 911 01:00:49,527 --> 01:00:53,315 - Why are you here? - Luna asked me to come. 912 01:00:53,607 --> 01:00:56,724 She's the third on the left. 913 01:00:57,407 --> 01:01:00,126 Your second wife. The fake mother. 914 01:01:00,407 --> 01:01:03,399 - She wants my opinion. - About what? 915 01:01:03,687 --> 01:01:05,279 Her new number. Very arty. 916 01:01:05,527 --> 01:01:07,245 But they're topless. 917 01:01:07,647 --> 01:01:09,558 You let your newwife dance naked? 918 01:01:09,807 --> 01:01:12,480 She's not my newwife yet. 919 01:01:12,647 --> 01:01:14,956 I'm with someone else now. 920 01:01:15,207 --> 01:01:17,767 The boy's mother? Your first wife? 921 01:01:18,087 --> 01:01:19,964 No, Regina. 922 01:01:20,127 --> 01:01:23,278 That gorgeous bombshell you saw at the airport. 923 01:01:23,607 --> 01:01:25,165 So you're a trigamist? 924 01:01:25,407 --> 01:01:27,921 I have the problems of one but not the pleasures. 925 01:01:28,167 --> 01:01:29,839 This is all so despicable. 926 01:01:30,087 --> 01:01:32,362 And a child is caught in the middle! 927 01:01:32,607 --> 01:01:34,916 Stop preaching! What do you want? 928 01:01:35,367 --> 01:01:38,245 Your son has a strep throat. 929 01:01:38,407 --> 01:01:42,480 He must have caught it during your show-down at the airport. 930 01:01:42,807 --> 01:01:45,241 He has a fever and wants his mommy. 931 01:01:45,527 --> 01:01:48,439 And he claims you're dead. Need I say more? 932 01:01:48,647 --> 01:01:51,445 I'm here to find his mother. 933 01:01:53,327 --> 01:01:55,283 Stay out of his life. 934 01:01:55,527 --> 01:01:58,519 Can't you see he's trying to help? 935 01:02:00,287 --> 01:02:01,686 Shut your face! 936 01:02:02,767 --> 01:02:03,882 - Kiddo... - Shit! 937 01:02:04,087 --> 01:02:08,319 Mind your tongue! I'm sick of you and your harem! 938 01:02:10,607 --> 01:02:13,519 The police will find Mrs Ciccolini's address. 939 01:02:13,687 --> 01:02:16,884 I'll give you it after the rehearsal. 940 01:02:17,647 --> 01:02:20,878 - Take Zoo to the manager's office. - Whose? 941 01:02:21,087 --> 01:02:24,602 The manager's! The manager's office! 942 01:02:27,287 --> 01:02:31,360 You came to confess earlier. I was wrong to refuse. 943 01:02:31,767 --> 01:02:34,156 The biggest sinners have priority. 944 01:02:34,327 --> 01:02:36,761 You can even confess here. 945 01:02:37,647 --> 01:02:40,081 A guardian angel's bothering you. 946 01:02:40,247 --> 01:02:44,240 If you confess, he may leave us in peace. 947 01:02:44,727 --> 01:02:48,083 Nowyou're talking! I'll help the owner set up. 948 01:02:48,247 --> 01:02:49,680 I'll wait. 949 01:03:09,727 --> 01:03:12,799 Your priest is bored stiff. He's had five coffees. 950 01:03:13,007 --> 01:03:15,396 Have a look, Herv�. 951 01:03:15,607 --> 01:03:18,075 - Sexy underwear! - Pervert! 952 01:03:18,327 --> 01:03:20,397 - I prefer the real thing! - Stay put! 953 01:03:22,167 --> 01:03:23,566 Filthy devil! 954 01:03:27,047 --> 01:03:29,163 Here I come, girls! 955 01:03:31,727 --> 01:03:32,557 He can't! 956 01:03:35,007 --> 01:03:36,599 God, help me stop this! 957 01:03:39,887 --> 01:03:40,797 Thank you, Lord. 958 01:03:41,007 --> 01:03:43,316 Join the fun! 959 01:03:45,087 --> 01:03:47,760 Shame on you! 960 01:03:47,927 --> 01:03:49,804 Cool! 961 01:03:52,367 --> 01:03:53,925 I'll wring your neck! 962 01:03:54,887 --> 01:03:55,763 Come back! 963 01:03:57,567 --> 01:03:59,398 Your priest went haywire! 964 01:04:01,847 --> 01:04:03,041 He's nuts! 965 01:04:08,727 --> 01:04:09,921 Missed! 966 01:04:13,247 --> 01:04:16,478 I'm sorry. Have some champagne on the house. 967 01:04:16,687 --> 01:04:19,360 - Sex fiend! - I almost got him! 968 01:04:19,567 --> 01:04:21,603 Shame on you! 969 01:04:21,847 --> 01:04:24,077 Next number! 970 01:04:27,007 --> 01:04:28,042 Don't move. 971 01:04:41,527 --> 01:04:44,087 Do girls make you go crazy? 972 01:04:44,327 --> 01:04:46,397 I thought I saw someone I knew. 973 01:04:46,647 --> 01:04:48,478 You broke an expensive table. 974 01:04:52,487 --> 01:04:54,603 - Write the owner a check. - Who is he? 975 01:04:56,287 --> 01:04:59,802 Someone I know. A great guy. Give him 1000. 976 01:05:02,207 --> 01:05:04,004 The Chinese, boss! 977 01:05:04,167 --> 01:05:05,998 You call your husband "boss"? 978 01:05:07,487 --> 01:05:09,159 They're shooting! 979 01:05:10,727 --> 01:05:13,719 Police? Carco's is being stormed. 980 01:05:13,927 --> 01:05:15,883 Chinese gangsters are after me! 981 01:05:16,087 --> 01:05:18,647 Hurry! We need help! 982 01:05:20,447 --> 01:05:21,721 Do you own this place? 983 01:05:21,927 --> 01:05:24,282 There are more coming! 984 01:05:24,687 --> 01:05:26,564 Come on! 985 01:05:30,647 --> 01:05:32,046 Am I squashing you? 986 01:05:32,287 --> 01:05:33,766 - I'm fine. - Really? 987 01:05:34,007 --> 01:05:35,645 When in Rome... 988 01:05:35,847 --> 01:05:38,156 Next time: corpses. You have 48 hours. 989 01:05:39,047 --> 01:05:42,756 - I feel like there are 3 of us. - Go for it. 990 01:05:42,967 --> 01:05:45,561 Rub her boobs if you're man enough. 991 01:05:45,767 --> 01:05:47,803 - Shut up. - I didn't talk. 992 01:05:48,247 --> 01:05:50,238 I knowyou didn't. 993 01:06:02,527 --> 01:06:04,643 It'll relax her. 994 01:06:05,167 --> 01:06:07,681 I'm not listening. Talk dirty if you like. 995 01:06:08,327 --> 01:06:11,205 I don't want to talk dirty, Father. 996 01:06:11,407 --> 01:06:14,205 A simple misunderstanding. 997 01:06:16,687 --> 01:06:19,281 I'm sorry. I slipped on a shoe. 998 01:06:19,447 --> 01:06:21,244 Damned shoes! 999 01:06:21,487 --> 01:06:24,206 Take that, stupid shoe! 1000 01:06:24,367 --> 01:06:27,325 It's indecent to have so many shoes. 1001 01:06:33,247 --> 01:06:35,044 - Are they gone? - What's this? 1002 01:06:35,247 --> 01:06:37,522 We hid. A Chinaman came in your office. 1003 01:06:37,767 --> 01:06:39,678 It was the Chinamen. 1004 01:06:39,847 --> 01:06:41,075 My shoes! 1005 01:06:41,287 --> 01:06:43,926 What did you do to my shoes? 1006 01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:45,486 Look, boss! 1007 01:06:45,647 --> 01:06:47,205 This is the Far West! 1008 01:06:47,527 --> 01:06:48,482 Are you in the mob? 1009 01:06:48,647 --> 01:06:50,683 No, showbiz. Do I look like a mobster? 1010 01:06:52,327 --> 01:06:53,965 I don't trust you anymore. 1011 01:06:54,127 --> 01:06:56,800 You're not a good Christian, but a bad liar. 1012 01:06:57,127 --> 01:06:58,480 Go home, sugar. 1013 01:06:58,687 --> 01:07:03,477 If I said I ran a cabaret, what would you have said? 1014 01:07:04,567 --> 01:07:06,364 'Night, boss. 1015 01:07:07,447 --> 01:07:10,757 "The first will be the last, and the last the first." 1016 01:07:11,047 --> 01:07:12,321 You're lucky. 1017 01:07:12,567 --> 01:07:14,558 You're the last of the last. 1018 01:07:15,327 --> 01:07:18,876 - The cops. - I hope you're up to it, Lucky. 1019 01:07:19,127 --> 01:07:21,516 I have some business to settle with Father. 1020 01:07:21,767 --> 01:07:23,041 What business? 1021 01:07:24,847 --> 01:07:27,645 - I wasn't here tonight. - Gee thanks. 1022 01:07:28,567 --> 01:07:30,398 Why are you running? 1023 01:07:30,607 --> 01:07:33,599 The danger's elsewhere now. 1024 01:07:34,807 --> 01:07:36,718 They're after my son. 1025 01:07:37,007 --> 01:07:39,123 - Where's Bao? - With my folks. 1026 01:07:40,487 --> 01:07:44,526 We better find him before he's kidnapped. 1027 01:07:52,647 --> 01:07:54,126 Is something wrong? 1028 01:07:54,607 --> 01:07:55,801 I'm shaken. 1029 01:07:58,767 --> 01:08:00,359 Have some Schnapps. 1030 01:08:04,487 --> 01:08:05,636 Don't puke. 1031 01:08:07,607 --> 01:08:08,835 I prefer root beer. 1032 01:08:09,047 --> 01:08:13,245 I behaved disgracefully with your shoes. 1033 01:08:13,487 --> 01:08:15,000 You were just scared. 1034 01:08:15,207 --> 01:08:18,119 How does your son fit into this? 1035 01:08:18,447 --> 01:08:22,076 His mother's the niece of a Chinese mobster. 1036 01:08:22,407 --> 01:08:24,443 It's getting better and better! 1037 01:08:26,287 --> 01:08:30,200 Where's your goddamned Christian tolerance? 1038 01:08:33,407 --> 01:08:35,602 Don't make him feel guilty! 1039 01:08:35,847 --> 01:08:36,882 Go to hell! 1040 01:08:37,087 --> 01:08:38,076 Nothing. 1041 01:08:38,527 --> 01:08:39,596 Trust the boss... 1042 01:08:40,127 --> 01:08:41,526 What boss? 1043 01:08:43,727 --> 01:08:45,046 Are you with Luna? 1044 01:08:45,207 --> 01:08:48,438 No, with Father... Herv�. We're going to his place. 1045 01:08:48,647 --> 01:08:50,922 You're sleeping at a priest's! 1046 01:08:51,327 --> 01:08:52,760 You exhaust me. 1047 01:08:52,967 --> 01:08:55,401 I'll burn the Jag and gas myself in it. 1048 01:08:55,567 --> 01:08:57,842 - Blackmail. - I'll drink bleach! 1049 01:08:58,207 --> 01:09:00,323 You'll see if it's blackmail. 1050 01:09:03,687 --> 01:09:04,802 Is something wrong? 1051 01:09:05,287 --> 01:09:07,801 If she thinks I'll give in, she's mistaken. 1052 01:09:08,047 --> 01:09:10,515 You chose to live in the fast lane. 1053 01:09:17,927 --> 01:09:19,519 We're making a U-turn? 1054 01:09:20,087 --> 01:09:22,476 If she dies, I'll never forgive myself. 1055 01:09:27,567 --> 01:09:30,639 She did it! She burnt the Jag! 1056 01:09:30,847 --> 01:09:33,077 The extinguisher! 1057 01:09:33,287 --> 01:09:35,926 - Oh my God! - A fortune! 1058 01:09:38,687 --> 01:09:39,756 Antoine, I'm here! 1059 01:09:39,967 --> 01:09:41,719 She's alive! Put it out! 1060 01:09:41,927 --> 01:09:42,723 Hurry! 1061 01:09:46,727 --> 01:09:48,797 It doesn't work! 1062 01:09:53,767 --> 01:09:55,041 Darn! 1063 01:09:58,967 --> 01:10:01,356 A Chinese gang did it! 1064 01:10:01,607 --> 01:10:03,279 - Call the cops! - No! 1065 01:10:03,447 --> 01:10:06,086 - Why? - It's about Hong Kong. 1066 01:10:07,167 --> 01:10:08,885 I'll save the tutus. 1067 01:10:10,727 --> 01:10:12,479 The costumes. 1068 01:10:22,967 --> 01:10:24,559 Oh darn! 1069 01:10:29,167 --> 01:10:30,680 Oh darn! 1070 01:10:39,847 --> 01:10:41,519 This is horrible! 1071 01:10:45,607 --> 01:10:47,086 What an unholy mess! 1072 01:10:50,767 --> 01:10:53,565 Carco, I deserve an explanation! 1073 01:10:53,727 --> 01:10:55,365 Pack a small bag. 1074 01:10:55,607 --> 01:10:56,835 What's going on? 1075 01:10:57,047 --> 01:10:59,845 - You're in danger here. - But why? 1076 01:11:00,247 --> 01:11:01,680 It's your son's fault! 1077 01:11:01,887 --> 01:11:05,323 He's the son of an old pal from Hong Kong. 1078 01:11:05,527 --> 01:11:08,166 - Pussycat? - I knowyou don't believe me. 1079 01:11:08,367 --> 01:11:10,835 Pussycat's a buddy, not a woman. 1080 01:11:11,007 --> 01:11:13,601 And you two buddies had a baby? 1081 01:11:13,767 --> 01:11:15,723 - I'm no dingbat! - It's true! 1082 01:11:16,047 --> 01:11:21,360 You never call anyone "pussycat", especially guys. 1083 01:11:21,567 --> 01:11:25,003 20 years ago, we were hanging out in Asia. 1084 01:11:25,167 --> 01:11:28,443 We called each other "pussycat" as ajoke. 1085 01:11:28,647 --> 01:11:30,285 Back then, it was cool! 1086 01:11:32,487 --> 01:11:35,001 If "pussycat" exists, introduce me. 1087 01:11:35,247 --> 01:11:36,521 He's dead! 1088 01:11:37,447 --> 01:11:41,281 You're in over your head! 1089 01:11:44,087 --> 01:11:46,806 Something's burning. What's he done? 1090 01:11:50,367 --> 01:11:53,165 Pussycat, everything's on fire! 1091 01:11:53,487 --> 01:11:57,321 Another fire mysteriously started next door! 1092 01:11:59,047 --> 01:12:02,835 You need professional help now. 1093 01:12:03,047 --> 01:12:04,799 No! Get the hose. 1094 01:12:05,327 --> 01:12:07,443 I'll get an extinguisher. 1095 01:12:07,607 --> 01:12:10,917 I'm done here. I'm off to the neighbors now. 1096 01:12:11,207 --> 01:12:13,402 Stop it, dirty devil! 1097 01:12:14,287 --> 01:12:15,925 I'll stop you! 1098 01:12:16,127 --> 01:12:20,086 You called him "pussycat". So it's him! 1099 01:12:20,247 --> 01:12:22,636 You've flipped your lid... He's a priest! 1100 01:12:24,447 --> 01:12:26,722 Swear it's not him. 1101 01:12:26,927 --> 01:12:29,885 Careful! You can't accuse that priest... 1102 01:12:30,047 --> 01:12:32,515 - Swear. - I can't. 1103 01:12:33,447 --> 01:12:36,200 Covering up for a priest who had a baby! 1104 01:12:36,967 --> 01:12:39,640 If you knew how shocked he was! 1105 01:12:39,847 --> 01:12:43,237 Herv� had a Chinese girlfriend before he was ordained. 1106 01:12:44,127 --> 01:12:47,802 And last week, he learned Bao was his son. 1107 01:12:48,247 --> 01:12:52,206 - I took the rap. - Kiddo, don't lie! 1108 01:12:55,327 --> 01:12:56,840 Stow it! 1109 01:12:57,847 --> 01:12:59,917 Don't judge a book by its cover. 1110 01:13:00,087 --> 01:13:03,124 - He's a great priest. - So I see... 1111 01:13:03,367 --> 01:13:05,358 Take this! 1112 01:13:05,607 --> 01:13:09,043 Why are you watering my pool? 1113 01:13:09,567 --> 01:13:11,797 - You're crazy! - What a creep... 1114 01:13:12,007 --> 01:13:14,965 - I'll get you! - Just try! 1115 01:13:15,447 --> 01:13:17,085 I got you! 1116 01:13:17,287 --> 01:13:18,402 My roses! 1117 01:13:20,207 --> 01:13:22,084 The neighbors' house! 1118 01:13:27,767 --> 01:13:28,643 What's wrong? 1119 01:13:39,247 --> 01:13:40,805 Burning my house is one thing. 1120 01:13:41,007 --> 01:13:43,157 But why did they burn the neighbors'? 1121 01:13:46,247 --> 01:13:50,286 When I was struggling with that hose, I thought you should confess. 1122 01:13:50,487 --> 01:13:52,125 Not now, pussycat. 1123 01:13:52,327 --> 01:13:54,636 You call me "pussycat" now?. 1124 01:14:03,247 --> 01:14:04,600 Keep it quiet... 1125 01:14:05,527 --> 01:14:07,358 I hate to bother your family. 1126 01:14:07,567 --> 01:14:10,161 They're warm people with big hearts. 1127 01:14:12,727 --> 01:14:14,126 What's that racket? 1128 01:14:15,847 --> 01:14:18,441 It's Bao's father and one of his friends. 1129 01:14:18,687 --> 01:14:19,961 They've come for him. 1130 01:14:20,167 --> 01:14:22,556 You can't wake him! He's sick! 1131 01:14:22,767 --> 01:14:24,166 He needs sleep. 1132 01:14:25,567 --> 01:14:27,922 Is this ruckus almost over? 1133 01:14:28,127 --> 01:14:30,163 Remember Lise is pregnant. 1134 01:14:30,487 --> 01:14:33,285 Thank you. This is an emergency. 1135 01:14:34,527 --> 01:14:38,520 Your brother's right. If Pops wakes up... 1136 01:14:39,887 --> 01:14:43,323 - Who is it? - It's me, Pops. 1137 01:14:45,247 --> 01:14:46,680 With more homeless? 1138 01:14:46,887 --> 01:14:51,517 Bao's father and a friend. They'll sleep in separate beds. 1139 01:14:52,807 --> 01:14:53,922 Who's the broad? 1140 01:14:55,447 --> 01:14:57,358 And he acts the prude... 1141 01:14:57,567 --> 01:14:59,558 Separate rooms for unmarried couples. 1142 01:15:00,447 --> 01:15:04,406 At your place, you do as you please. But here... 1143 01:15:04,807 --> 01:15:08,197 If your family knew everything, they'd be floored. 1144 01:15:08,487 --> 01:15:10,239 - Why? - Because. 1145 01:15:12,207 --> 01:15:14,198 Pops is yelling like... a madman! 1146 01:15:14,887 --> 01:15:16,923 - Hello. - What a babe! 1147 01:15:17,087 --> 01:15:19,965 Go to bed! He's my nephew. 1148 01:15:20,327 --> 01:15:23,922 He's a student in economics. 1149 01:15:24,127 --> 01:15:25,924 Pussycat, can we eat? 1150 01:15:26,127 --> 01:15:28,766 My stomach's gurgling like crazy. 1151 01:15:28,967 --> 01:15:32,277 Let me showyou your room first. 1152 01:15:35,247 --> 01:15:38,125 Pops naps here. You'll sleep like a log. 1153 01:15:38,287 --> 01:15:39,800 Let's go eat. 1154 01:15:44,567 --> 01:15:47,081 A nice midnight snack. 1155 01:15:51,647 --> 01:15:55,196 Mother makes pickles every 5 years. Enjoy them. 1156 01:15:55,527 --> 01:15:57,757 - Not for me. - I'll have yours. 1157 01:15:58,247 --> 01:16:00,556 The water here is sparkling fresh. 1158 01:16:00,727 --> 01:16:03,241 I saw a bottle of beer in the fridge. 1159 01:16:03,447 --> 01:16:08,680 That's Pops' special treat. It's off-limits. 1160 01:16:10,687 --> 01:16:12,120 Let's dig in. 1161 01:16:12,327 --> 01:16:15,205 - All this talk has made me hungry. - No bread? 1162 01:16:16,727 --> 01:16:20,606 We'll lend Bao a coat so he won't catch cold. 1163 01:16:21,047 --> 01:16:23,515 He'll be thrilled to see your ex-wife. 1164 01:16:23,727 --> 01:16:26,924 - Ex-wife? - He was kidding. 1165 01:16:27,287 --> 01:16:29,482 Let's shut up and eat. 1166 01:16:31,887 --> 01:16:34,355 Tell her that the boy's mother, 1167 01:16:34,567 --> 01:16:37,684 your first wife, lives in Brussels. 1168 01:16:43,127 --> 01:16:44,924 Thanks, pal. 1169 01:16:45,807 --> 01:16:48,844 He's a real bastard, Father. 1170 01:16:49,367 --> 01:16:53,155 He told everyone you're Bao's father. 1171 01:16:55,127 --> 01:16:57,118 - What? - She's out for revenge. 1172 01:17:00,607 --> 01:17:03,599 No! Shit! Damn and darn! 1173 01:17:05,127 --> 01:17:08,324 A lie like that could ruin me. 1174 01:17:09,247 --> 01:17:12,922 She's ltalian. Ajealous feline. 1175 01:17:13,127 --> 01:17:16,597 She can turn into a hellcat! Don't listen. 1176 01:17:17,647 --> 01:17:19,877 You knowwomen! 1177 01:17:20,127 --> 01:17:22,163 Who did that? 1178 01:17:22,367 --> 01:17:24,961 I did. I'm sorry. It slipped. 1179 01:17:26,367 --> 01:17:30,519 Never mind. Go to bed. Don't slam the doors. 1180 01:17:32,247 --> 01:17:33,566 A little angel. 1181 01:17:35,887 --> 01:17:37,445 What a cute kid. 1182 01:17:38,447 --> 01:17:40,403 Cute as a button. 1183 01:17:42,927 --> 01:17:44,121 Welcome, Mr Mo. 1184 01:17:57,767 --> 01:18:00,327 Take me to the train station. 1185 01:18:00,567 --> 01:18:02,876 - What about Brussels? - I'm going to mamma's! 1186 01:18:03,087 --> 01:18:04,122 Are you crazy? 1187 01:18:05,647 --> 01:18:07,444 I'm sick of these lies! 1188 01:18:07,647 --> 01:18:09,638 He's not my kid. 1189 01:18:09,847 --> 01:18:12,441 The only woman I care about is you. 1190 01:18:12,687 --> 01:18:15,155 I had a lousy night's sleep. 1191 01:18:15,367 --> 01:18:18,086 This washing machine made the walls shake. 1192 01:18:18,887 --> 01:18:22,436 I won't sleep with you anymore until we're married. 1193 01:18:22,647 --> 01:18:24,842 - Just like that? - Exactly. 1194 01:18:25,447 --> 01:18:27,005 Are you sick? 1195 01:18:28,887 --> 01:18:32,197 - Anyone home? - They went to mass. 1196 01:18:32,367 --> 01:18:34,517 That awful brother's upstairs. 1197 01:18:34,687 --> 01:18:37,326 - You're here? - Feeling better? 1198 01:18:37,527 --> 01:18:38,755 Much. 1199 01:18:38,967 --> 01:18:41,561 You'll see mommy soon. Pack your bag. 1200 01:18:41,767 --> 01:18:43,439 I'll be right back. 1201 01:18:50,727 --> 01:18:52,843 Bao's going to Brussels today. 1202 01:19:26,327 --> 01:19:29,478 No thanks. I have some bad news. 1203 01:19:33,167 --> 01:19:34,566 - Carco? - Where's Bao? 1204 01:19:34,767 --> 01:19:38,157 It's Bao and the Noze brother in return for the money. 1205 01:19:38,407 --> 01:19:41,080 - I need to get it. - I'll call back. 1206 01:19:41,607 --> 01:19:43,962 If you call the cops, they're dead. 1207 01:19:50,167 --> 01:19:53,876 - I'm calling the police. - Are you insane? 1208 01:19:54,727 --> 01:19:58,845 The Triad will waste your brother. 1209 01:19:59,087 --> 01:20:00,600 Don't knuckle under! 1210 01:20:00,807 --> 01:20:04,720 We'll shoot lead through their rice bellies! 1211 01:20:04,927 --> 01:20:06,804 Spare us your racist remarks. 1212 01:20:08,007 --> 01:20:10,760 Look what happened with the Viet Cong. 1213 01:20:10,967 --> 01:20:14,357 You're a bunch of cowards! 1214 01:20:14,887 --> 01:20:17,003 - Do you have the 15 million? - Do you? 1215 01:20:17,207 --> 01:20:20,324 - Of course not. - It's hopeless! They'll die! 1216 01:20:20,847 --> 01:20:27,116 Isn't Mr Mo your ex-wife's uncle? 1217 01:20:27,647 --> 01:20:28,875 Your uncle? 1218 01:20:29,087 --> 01:20:32,124 My wife left me. I have to find her in Brussels 1219 01:20:32,607 --> 01:20:35,167 to get Mr Mo's address. 1220 01:20:35,367 --> 01:20:37,961 I'll bring everyone back safe and sound. 1221 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:39,361 This is mob talk! 1222 01:20:39,567 --> 01:20:41,239 Listen, pussycat... 1223 01:20:41,407 --> 01:20:44,922 Stop calling me pussycat! I'm not your pussycat! 1224 01:20:47,927 --> 01:20:49,565 What is it, Pops? 1225 01:20:49,767 --> 01:20:51,723 Your friend may need this. 1226 01:20:51,927 --> 01:20:54,316 It's all they understand. 1227 01:20:54,487 --> 01:20:56,955 The Vietnam War's over. 1228 01:20:57,167 --> 01:20:59,840 It serves your brother right. 1229 01:21:00,527 --> 01:21:01,562 Shut up! 1230 01:21:02,327 --> 01:21:03,726 I'm your grandfather! 1231 01:21:03,927 --> 01:21:07,636 I'll give him my rifle myself. 1232 01:21:07,807 --> 01:21:09,525 I wasn't talking to you! 1233 01:21:09,687 --> 01:21:12,485 And I doubt Mr Ciccolini will want your peashooter! 1234 01:21:15,487 --> 01:21:17,000 I'm coming! 1235 01:21:18,407 --> 01:21:20,204 I'll break my neck! 1236 01:21:33,007 --> 01:21:34,360 What an ass! 1237 01:21:41,647 --> 01:21:42,716 He tried to ice me! 1238 01:21:42,927 --> 01:21:44,724 It was an accident. 1239 01:21:44,927 --> 01:21:47,839 - It grazed your calf. - I like my calf! 1240 01:21:48,047 --> 01:21:50,038 Drive faster! 1241 01:21:50,407 --> 01:21:53,638 The fastest car I ever drove was a Daihatsu Charade. 1242 01:22:04,607 --> 01:22:06,598 They'll be back at 7. 1243 01:22:07,167 --> 01:22:10,477 He was in a daze. Sister Morphine, I bet. 1244 01:22:11,367 --> 01:22:13,323 Sister Morphine? Great... 1245 01:22:17,687 --> 01:22:20,201 Glad to see your ex-wife again? 1246 01:22:20,407 --> 01:22:23,319 Don't mention our marriage to her. 1247 01:22:23,527 --> 01:22:28,317 That guy said her boyfriend's jealous. Don't blunder. 1248 01:22:33,727 --> 01:22:35,126 Leave your bag. 1249 01:22:36,247 --> 01:22:39,922 Fancy cars are a target for thieves. 1250 01:22:40,087 --> 01:22:43,557 - So you forgive them? - Luxury is tempting. 1251 01:22:44,407 --> 01:22:47,319 Hitchhike then. I'm not slumming it. 1252 01:22:47,527 --> 01:22:51,566 Why humiliate a man who chose to walk in sandals? 1253 01:22:51,767 --> 01:22:54,520 Nag, nag, nag! 1254 01:23:00,807 --> 01:23:04,356 What a classy chassis! Good thing we came! 1255 01:23:05,847 --> 01:23:07,838 What a fox! 1256 01:23:17,807 --> 01:23:19,763 Who's the asshole? 1257 01:23:19,967 --> 01:23:21,525 I wasn't aiming at you! 1258 01:23:21,687 --> 01:23:24,281 You bible-thumping faggot! 1259 01:23:24,447 --> 01:23:25,675 Come now... 1260 01:23:25,887 --> 01:23:27,525 He wasn't aiming at you. 1261 01:23:27,727 --> 01:23:28,921 Did I ask you, fatso? 1262 01:23:29,887 --> 01:23:31,240 "Fatso"? 1263 01:23:35,567 --> 01:23:39,765 I'm the owner. Please leave. We don't like violence here. 1264 01:23:40,767 --> 01:23:42,280 Interpol sent us. 1265 01:23:42,527 --> 01:23:44,040 Where's Lily Wong? 1266 01:23:44,247 --> 01:23:46,442 You're a cop? The priest too, I bet! 1267 01:23:47,887 --> 01:23:49,240 He's my sidekick. 1268 01:23:49,407 --> 01:23:53,400 I use him for Extreme Unction, when necessary. 1269 01:23:54,207 --> 01:23:55,640 Follow me. 1270 01:24:07,807 --> 01:24:10,037 I'm not with Lily anymore. 1271 01:24:10,247 --> 01:24:12,397 She's in detox. 1272 01:24:12,607 --> 01:24:15,075 She couldn't live without her kid. 1273 01:24:15,287 --> 01:24:17,676 She's clean now. Leave her alone. 1274 01:24:17,887 --> 01:24:20,447 - Where is she? - A clinic in Jemmapes. 1275 01:24:20,647 --> 01:24:21,636 Want the number? 1276 01:24:22,767 --> 01:24:25,235 Why didn't we go straight there? 1277 01:24:25,447 --> 01:24:27,597 I'm calling the doctor in 10 minutes. 1278 01:24:27,807 --> 01:24:30,685 And there are no late-night restaurants there. 1279 01:24:30,887 --> 01:24:32,081 How can you eat? 1280 01:24:32,247 --> 01:24:34,556 Just thinking of my brother and Bao... 1281 01:24:34,767 --> 01:24:37,520 I'm hungry as hell. Is the chicken stew copious? 1282 01:24:37,727 --> 01:24:39,285 - Of course. - I'll take it. 1283 01:24:39,487 --> 01:24:41,921 - An endive salad. - Chicory, you mean. 1284 01:24:42,447 --> 01:24:43,846 Just a plain salad. 1285 01:24:44,047 --> 01:24:45,719 It's served with tripe. 1286 01:24:46,687 --> 01:24:49,076 - Or brains. - That too. 1287 01:24:49,367 --> 01:24:50,800 And a beer. 1288 01:24:51,287 --> 01:24:53,039 A pitcher! 1289 01:24:53,247 --> 01:24:54,282 Tap water for me. 1290 01:24:55,447 --> 01:24:57,677 Save me the last praline puff. 1291 01:24:59,887 --> 01:25:01,605 I'm calling about Lily Wong. 1292 01:25:02,047 --> 01:25:05,278 I'm her late husband's friend. I have her son. 1293 01:25:05,487 --> 01:25:08,126 I'm with Father Zoo. He knows the child too. 1294 01:25:08,327 --> 01:25:10,841 He's big on junkies. 1295 01:25:12,487 --> 01:25:14,478 I mean, drug addicts. 1296 01:25:15,447 --> 01:25:18,837 - Here's his puff. We're closing. - He's coming. 1297 01:25:19,047 --> 01:25:21,720 - Dessert menu? - I'm full. 1298 01:25:33,527 --> 01:25:34,960 Dig in. 1299 01:25:35,167 --> 01:25:36,964 You always loved puffs! 1300 01:25:37,167 --> 01:25:40,557 - You're wasting your time. - As yummy as Granny's! 1301 01:25:42,327 --> 01:25:44,841 Take a bite! Just to compare. 1302 01:25:45,447 --> 01:25:48,439 He'll thank you. He has high cholesterol. 1303 01:25:48,647 --> 01:25:50,319 Look at this cream. 1304 01:25:51,607 --> 01:25:53,199 Might as well eat it. 1305 01:26:00,407 --> 01:26:03,365 He'll let her out if we take care of her. 1306 01:26:04,247 --> 01:26:07,319 - I played up your being a priest. - Good for you! 1307 01:26:07,647 --> 01:26:10,878 I'll eat my puff, then we'll go. 1308 01:26:11,607 --> 01:26:16,635 I already asked. They had to give it to a regular. 1309 01:26:16,967 --> 01:26:19,686 Let's go. They're closing. 1310 01:26:19,887 --> 01:26:22,526 Sit back down! I reserved it! 1311 01:26:22,807 --> 01:26:25,685 - My puff! - He was so contrite. 1312 01:26:25,967 --> 01:26:27,320 He was crying. 1313 01:26:27,527 --> 01:26:30,405 Come on. We're exhausted. 1314 01:26:30,607 --> 01:26:32,245 I'm frustrated. 1315 01:26:33,287 --> 01:26:35,118 Worse than a weekend without sex. 1316 01:26:36,847 --> 01:26:40,522 I only have a room with a double bed. 1317 01:26:40,727 --> 01:26:43,002 Beggars can't be choosers. Do you snore? 1318 01:27:00,527 --> 01:27:03,724 The minibar. The bathroom. 1319 01:27:03,927 --> 01:27:05,918 And here's the bed. 1320 01:27:08,487 --> 01:27:09,522 Comfy. 1321 01:27:10,727 --> 01:27:14,163 The hotel's full. Beggars can't be choosers. 1322 01:27:18,367 --> 01:27:19,686 Temper, temper! 1323 01:27:21,447 --> 01:27:23,244 I won't use these. 1324 01:27:23,407 --> 01:27:25,637 If you snore, sleep in the bathtub! 1325 01:27:27,447 --> 01:27:31,645 - What are those things? - A nice gift from Rachid. 1326 01:27:32,967 --> 01:27:34,958 - If you like them... - I do. 1327 01:27:39,207 --> 01:27:40,686 Want some? 1328 01:27:40,847 --> 01:27:42,280 I don't eat candy. 1329 01:27:42,567 --> 01:27:44,398 I can't sleep without it. 1330 01:27:47,447 --> 01:27:50,166 Regina switched on the answering machine! 1331 01:28:06,687 --> 01:28:07,756 Forgive me. 1332 01:28:13,607 --> 01:28:15,120 I had a nightmare. 1333 01:28:16,007 --> 01:28:18,840 - What about? - A Sumo wrestler sat on me. 1334 01:28:24,167 --> 01:28:25,839 Go to sleep. 1335 01:28:30,327 --> 01:28:33,558 You're so macho. It serves you right! 1336 01:28:33,967 --> 01:28:35,605 Did I ask you? 1337 01:28:36,087 --> 01:28:38,123 You used to be so romantic. 1338 01:28:38,327 --> 01:28:40,761 The florist's daughter. Your first love. 1339 01:28:41,007 --> 01:28:42,759 You used to serenade her. 1340 01:28:43,527 --> 01:28:45,722 - I'd remember! - You don't? 1341 01:28:59,607 --> 01:29:02,440 Christ Almighty! You're a public nuisance. 1342 01:29:04,007 --> 01:29:05,281 Beat it! 1343 01:29:09,447 --> 01:29:10,562 Let me sleep! 1344 01:29:11,207 --> 01:29:12,560 I am. 1345 01:29:14,247 --> 01:29:15,123 What was that? 1346 01:29:15,327 --> 01:29:20,196 I threwyour bag at my moralizing guardian angel. 1347 01:29:20,407 --> 01:29:23,365 Yours is moralizing? Mine is the opposite. 1348 01:29:23,727 --> 01:29:25,558 You have one too? 1349 01:29:33,407 --> 01:29:35,284 Does he look like you? 1350 01:29:36,327 --> 01:29:39,763 Mine looks like Shirley Temple in drag. 1351 01:29:39,967 --> 01:29:41,958 Mine doesn't look like me at all. 1352 01:29:42,207 --> 01:29:45,836 He's greasy, hairy and vulgar. Not like me. 1353 01:29:46,047 --> 01:29:48,800 - Is he preachy? - He incites me to sin. 1354 01:29:49,527 --> 01:29:51,722 - Do you? - No way. 1355 01:29:54,727 --> 01:29:56,160 I don't give in either. 1356 01:29:56,687 --> 01:29:59,121 Except earlier this evening... 1357 01:30:00,887 --> 01:30:02,684 he made me eat your puff. 1358 01:30:02,887 --> 01:30:05,082 What a bastard! 1359 01:30:05,287 --> 01:30:07,357 He loves to tempt me. 1360 01:30:08,807 --> 01:30:12,163 Let's switch. Mine's such a square! 1361 01:30:12,367 --> 01:30:13,482 Can't we oust them? 1362 01:30:14,087 --> 01:30:16,726 Your conscience is with you forever. 1363 01:30:17,007 --> 01:30:19,396 You have to learn to live with it. 1364 01:30:20,607 --> 01:30:21,357 Great. 1365 01:30:26,127 --> 01:30:28,687 When people confess, do you yell at them? 1366 01:30:29,087 --> 01:30:31,681 No, my son. We're not judges. 1367 01:30:32,047 --> 01:30:34,686 Even if it's a heavy-duty confession? 1368 01:30:35,687 --> 01:30:38,440 - Will it make my angel go? - I don't know. 1369 01:30:38,647 --> 01:30:41,764 The way to God is truth, not lies. 1370 01:30:44,167 --> 01:30:45,725 What are you doing? 1371 01:30:50,247 --> 01:30:51,805 - Now?. - Yes, now! 1372 01:30:57,407 --> 01:31:00,763 May God enlighten us during this confession. 1373 01:31:00,967 --> 01:31:02,559 Speak, my son. 1374 01:31:03,967 --> 01:31:09,166 I'm Carco, not Ciccolini. Lily isn't my wife. Bao isn't my son. 1375 01:31:09,367 --> 01:31:14,282 I took these risks for a pal killed by the Triads. 1376 01:31:16,447 --> 01:31:17,243 What? 1377 01:31:18,847 --> 01:31:21,759 - Feel better? - My angel disappeared. 1378 01:31:21,967 --> 01:31:23,286 Mine too. 1379 01:31:23,447 --> 01:31:25,438 No news is good news. 1380 01:31:30,607 --> 01:31:33,644 - What's that song? - It popped into my head. 1381 01:31:33,847 --> 01:31:35,758 Catchy tune. 1382 01:31:52,367 --> 01:31:53,766 Hello, Doctor. 1383 01:31:53,927 --> 01:31:56,600 - Everyone calls me George. - Father Herv�. 1384 01:31:58,967 --> 01:32:03,040 So Lily Wong's husband died. What happened? 1385 01:32:03,247 --> 01:32:06,125 Run over. Hong Kong traffic's awful. 1386 01:32:06,807 --> 01:32:08,081 You sawthe accident? 1387 01:32:08,287 --> 01:32:09,800 In fact... 1388 01:32:11,447 --> 01:32:15,520 He looked like a pancake. Nothing left of him. 1389 01:32:17,447 --> 01:32:19,563 Avoid such details with Lily. 1390 01:32:20,327 --> 01:32:24,843 She's clean now, but still fragile. Don't blunder. 1391 01:32:25,007 --> 01:32:26,486 Yeah, don't blunder! 1392 01:32:28,287 --> 01:32:32,280 Don't say lvan's dead. Say he's on vacation. 1393 01:32:35,207 --> 01:32:37,482 Let's go get her. 1394 01:32:39,607 --> 01:32:41,677 - Take care of her. - I will. 1395 01:32:41,887 --> 01:32:42,717 I hope so. 1396 01:32:44,047 --> 01:32:45,639 She's a trooper. 1397 01:32:54,367 --> 01:32:56,437 - I'm lvan's oldest friend. - So? 1398 01:32:56,967 --> 01:32:58,923 We were thick as thieves. 1399 01:32:59,207 --> 01:33:01,767 - That's not reassuring. - What a guy! 1400 01:33:01,967 --> 01:33:05,437 A desperado. I met him in '69, in Rangoon, 1401 01:33:05,607 --> 01:33:08,360 during a fight in a sleazy bar. 1402 01:33:08,567 --> 01:33:10,444 It was hot as hell. 1403 01:33:10,807 --> 01:33:13,002 Please get to the point. 1404 01:33:18,207 --> 01:33:20,357 He said to go easy! 1405 01:33:20,607 --> 01:33:23,565 He didn't know about our deadline! 1406 01:33:23,727 --> 01:33:28,801 He's a competent specialist. Let me do this! 1407 01:33:29,287 --> 01:33:32,563 Humidity in Rangoon can reach 100% . 1408 01:33:32,847 --> 01:33:35,077 Mosquitos as big as my fist. 1409 01:33:35,287 --> 01:33:36,561 Cut to the chase. 1410 01:33:36,927 --> 01:33:39,885 What will Mother say when they call? 1411 01:33:40,087 --> 01:33:42,681 Ask Miss Wong for her uncle's address. 1412 01:33:42,887 --> 01:33:45,640 And tell her her husband's seen better days. 1413 01:33:45,847 --> 01:33:47,280 Are you stupid? 1414 01:33:47,447 --> 01:33:51,725 The specialist said she couldn't deal with that! 1415 01:33:52,287 --> 01:33:55,916 - I've dealt with a lot. - See! 1416 01:33:56,127 --> 01:34:00,006 The mafia squashed lvan's brains out. 1417 01:34:00,207 --> 01:34:03,517 Bao was kidnapped with Zoo's brother. 1418 01:34:03,727 --> 01:34:05,638 So nowyou know! 1419 01:34:05,847 --> 01:34:07,166 Happy now?. 1420 01:34:10,207 --> 01:34:11,560 How crass! 1421 01:34:11,767 --> 01:34:14,600 - You wanted the truth! - In small amounts! 1422 01:34:14,767 --> 01:34:15,961 Water! 1423 01:34:17,327 --> 01:34:19,318 Lift up her feet! 1424 01:34:19,527 --> 01:34:21,119 And hike up her skirt! 1425 01:34:22,167 --> 01:34:22,963 Swine! 1426 01:34:26,887 --> 01:34:28,240 Where's Bao? 1427 01:34:30,687 --> 01:34:34,362 We have a tiny chance of saving him. 1428 01:34:34,527 --> 01:34:36,438 We must act fast. 1429 01:34:36,647 --> 01:34:38,000 I need an answer. 1430 01:34:38,207 --> 01:34:41,165 - What's your uncle's address? - I have no uncle! 1431 01:34:42,367 --> 01:34:44,437 You don't get it. 1432 01:34:44,647 --> 01:34:47,480 - Your uncle kidnapped Bao. - And my brother. 1433 01:34:49,127 --> 01:34:50,606 I have no family. 1434 01:34:50,887 --> 01:34:52,479 You're not Mr Mo's niece? 1435 01:34:53,407 --> 01:34:54,601 He kidnapped Bao? 1436 01:34:56,327 --> 01:34:58,283 He's not my uncle! 1437 01:34:58,487 --> 01:35:01,047 I was his manicurist and his girl. 1438 01:35:01,207 --> 01:35:05,200 Since he's married, he said I was his niece. 1439 01:35:06,487 --> 01:35:09,604 - You never heard that before? - What? 1440 01:35:09,807 --> 01:35:12,367 It's very Dickensian. 1441 01:35:12,527 --> 01:35:15,360 An old fogey's girl is his "niece". 1442 01:35:15,567 --> 01:35:16,841 I never knewthat. 1443 01:35:17,007 --> 01:35:21,080 I think of my sister's daughter, not some old fart! 1444 01:35:21,287 --> 01:35:24,723 Stop rubbing my nose in your knowledge! 1445 01:35:25,487 --> 01:35:27,318 Don't take it like that. 1446 01:35:27,487 --> 01:35:29,876 You can be intelligent and uncultured. 1447 01:35:30,047 --> 01:35:31,799 Can we talk about my son? 1448 01:35:34,407 --> 01:35:38,446 - Are you on good terms with Mr Mo? - He hates my guts. 1449 01:35:41,287 --> 01:35:43,084 Let's jump her bones! 1450 01:35:43,287 --> 01:35:44,481 Filthy pig! 1451 01:35:46,447 --> 01:35:48,756 - Idiot! - It was him. 1452 01:35:48,967 --> 01:35:51,197 - Mine's here too. - Tell the truth. 1453 01:35:51,407 --> 01:35:54,001 The 3 million, your 20% ? 1454 01:35:54,207 --> 01:35:56,846 That's mine. A gift's a gift! 1455 01:35:57,047 --> 01:35:59,959 I don't need two wackos talking to themselves... 1456 01:36:00,967 --> 01:36:03,401 That's the pot calling the kettle black. 1457 01:36:03,967 --> 01:36:05,082 Put on Luna. 1458 01:36:05,287 --> 01:36:09,724 I need a Chinaman with connections to the mob. 1459 01:36:16,887 --> 01:36:18,878 My brother, Lin Boo. 1460 01:36:24,327 --> 01:36:26,522 - What a sex kitten! - Enough! 1461 01:36:27,887 --> 01:36:30,526 Stop it, pervert! 1462 01:36:35,407 --> 01:36:36,476 Here they are. 1463 01:36:40,287 --> 01:36:43,279 Mr Mo owns Gitsen & Co. 1464 01:36:43,487 --> 01:36:45,717 and "The Smoking Mandarin" restaurant. 1465 01:36:57,727 --> 01:37:00,525 - Kids, there is a God! - Told you so! 1466 01:37:01,487 --> 01:37:03,239 No, not you, Mother. 1467 01:37:13,727 --> 01:37:15,240 He's in a private room. 1468 01:37:15,527 --> 01:37:17,961 You girls wait with D�d�, and Zoo. 1469 01:37:18,287 --> 01:37:19,276 D�d�, and Mr Boo... 1470 01:37:19,487 --> 01:37:23,162 It's Mr Lin. In Chinese, it's the opposite: Boo Lin. 1471 01:37:23,447 --> 01:37:25,358 Don't you speak Chinese? 1472 01:37:26,047 --> 01:37:28,242 We're not here to talk grammar. 1473 01:37:29,127 --> 01:37:31,357 - Downplay the violence. - Minimum. 1474 01:37:33,567 --> 01:37:35,797 - Reservation? - Yes. Dubois. 1475 01:37:36,127 --> 01:37:38,721 Create a diversion once I shoot. 1476 01:37:45,127 --> 01:37:47,083 - Restroom? - Not here. 1477 01:38:02,807 --> 01:38:04,525 Let's get the kid. 1478 01:38:16,007 --> 01:38:18,282 - I'm going in. - He said to wait. 1479 01:38:18,607 --> 01:38:20,882 I can't. My brother's inside. 1480 01:38:26,367 --> 01:38:27,561 Boo's ajock! 1481 01:38:54,767 --> 01:38:56,200 I have to go, my son. 1482 01:38:57,767 --> 01:39:00,327 - Zoo got nabbed. - Come on! 1483 01:39:07,407 --> 01:39:10,205 - That's not allowed. - I couldn't help it. 1484 01:39:12,207 --> 01:39:13,356 Hypocrite! 1485 01:39:13,567 --> 01:39:15,797 - Shut your trap! - Candy ass! 1486 01:39:27,287 --> 01:39:28,959 That's all, folks. 1487 01:39:29,487 --> 01:39:32,638 - You saved my neck. - Let's get Bao. 1488 01:39:43,007 --> 01:39:45,396 - Speak French. - It's Mr Mo. 1489 01:39:46,527 --> 01:39:47,243 Freeze! 1490 01:39:59,607 --> 01:40:02,758 - For once, I'm glad to see you. - Me too. 1491 01:40:03,727 --> 01:40:05,479 You found them, so go. 1492 01:40:05,687 --> 01:40:08,485 This place is full of drugs. 1493 01:40:08,687 --> 01:40:11,645 - Keep out of it. - Not on your life! 1494 01:40:12,847 --> 01:40:16,442 Ren�, expect a big promotion at lnterpol. 1495 01:40:16,647 --> 01:40:18,319 I just reeled in a big fish! 1496 01:40:18,567 --> 01:40:21,479 Lily, do you take Lin to be your husband? 1497 01:40:21,687 --> 01:40:24,599 Boo. In Chinese, it's the opposite: Boo Lin. 1498 01:40:24,807 --> 01:40:26,160 Excuse me. 1499 01:40:26,687 --> 01:40:27,961 Lily, will you take... 1500 01:40:28,607 --> 01:40:29,881 Boob... 1501 01:40:31,167 --> 01:40:32,486 How embarrassing. 1502 01:40:33,647 --> 01:40:37,526 Boo... to have and to hold till death do you part? 1503 01:40:38,327 --> 01:40:39,919 I do. 1504 01:40:40,407 --> 01:40:43,160 Boo, do you take as your wife Lily... 1505 01:40:45,167 --> 01:40:46,441 Late again! 1506 01:40:47,407 --> 01:40:49,602 Carco will bawl me out. 1507 01:40:49,807 --> 01:40:52,002 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1508 01:40:52,327 --> 01:40:54,443 - Kiddo! - Cut the crap! 1509 01:40:55,087 --> 01:40:56,839 Regina, do you take Antoine... 1510 01:40:57,087 --> 01:40:58,486 She's beautiful. 1511 01:40:59,567 --> 01:41:00,636 I do. 1512 01:41:00,847 --> 01:41:03,520 Antoine, do you take Regina as your wife? 1513 01:41:04,487 --> 01:41:06,842 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1514 01:41:11,247 --> 01:41:14,876 For Father's charity. He'll spend it wisely. 1515 01:41:15,127 --> 01:41:17,766 I'm proud of you, kiddo. 1516 01:41:17,967 --> 01:41:20,435 Don't go now. The fun was just starting! 1517 01:41:24,727 --> 01:41:27,480 - What is it? - Nothing. I love you. 1518 01:41:43,407 --> 01:41:46,604 - What is it, pussycat? - Can I give you a kiss? 1519 01:41:52,687 --> 01:41:53,722 Terrific! 1520 01:42:04,167 --> 01:42:05,600 Cutl 1521 01:42:17,487 --> 01:42:19,523 Gerard's stuttering now. 1522 01:42:44,527 --> 01:42:46,995 This is a House of God. Behave... 1523 01:43:10,887 --> 01:43:12,400 I'll pass. 1524 01:43:15,687 --> 01:43:18,645 When I say niece, I mean my sister's daughter 1525 01:43:19,127 --> 01:43:20,606 and not an old... 1526 01:43:21,087 --> 01:43:22,645 Nol Cutl 1527 01:43:32,327 --> 01:43:33,965 I have the heebie-jeebies. 1528 01:43:35,327 --> 01:43:36,316 Typical! 1529 01:46:50,727 --> 01:46:53,116 Ripped by thewildbunch22 104983