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Happily on previous...
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[REVERSED AUDIO]
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[SHRIEKING]
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[ALL SHRIEKING]
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I wanna know about the big announcement
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that your show is being cancelled.
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This is not an end!
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The show will go on!
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[VIDEO REWINDING]
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- [GROANS]
- Bingo!
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I really wish things were
the way they used to be.
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Yeah, I'm back.
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[SCREAMING]
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Where's our fucking daughter?
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Penis.
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BOTH: ♪ Put on a happy, happy, happy ♪
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- [CHILDREN CHEERING]
- Sonny!
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[HOLLERING]
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What do I know?
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Except exactly where Hailey is.
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- [GRUNTS]
- [GROANS]
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Here's daddy destruction.
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[YELLING]
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You can never get back
what was stolen from you,
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but you can make the world more correct.
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- [MOANING]
- Later, sucker.
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[SLOW-MOTION YELLING]
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You want me to inject him?
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In the buttocks, please.
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The world is not correct.
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[GROOVY MUSIC]
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[MOANING]
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We both know this doesn't
end until one of us is dead.
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Absolutely.
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But there are much
worse things than dead.
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♪ I'll have a blue ♪
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♪ Christmas ♪
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♪ Without you ♪
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♪ I'll be so blue ♪
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♪ Just thinking about you ♪
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Buy you another?
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Your glory hole is somewhere else, pal.
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I don't swallow.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry, you're
clearly not the Nick Sax
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that I've heard of, then.
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- Blue Scaramu...
- I know who you are.
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♪
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I just don't want what you're selling.
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Wise not to trust anyone.
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Oh, they set you up good, Sax.
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Cops going cannibal on cops.
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Ain't that a sorry state
of internal affairs?
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One for my friend.
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Double, please.
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Tell my new friend I
don't have any friends.
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Just pour his into mine.
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Oh...
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you know what, give me
a little glass of, um...
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maraschino cherries.
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♪
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"New York's Finest."
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Christ, look what they did to you.
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You're like a...
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lonely pube...
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on the rim of a urinal.
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Cast off, forgotten.
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Clinging for dear life.
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You know, you put those words to music,
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you could have yourself a hit there.
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Now, as pertaining to
my prior employment,
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they didn't do anything to me
that I hadn't already earned
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twenty times over.
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And now they're gonna plant blow?
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Good on them.
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♪
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[SIGHS]
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Okay.
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Fedore Pavlov, "The Dog Whisperer."
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Yeah, so, besides a
double-digit body count,
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what did he do, steal your tricycle?
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That's one sour cherry.
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Well, he's a slippery motherfucker.
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We tried to put him away for years.
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There's your mistake.
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Man like this, one
does not put him away.
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One puts him in the ground.
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[TCHAIKOVSKY'S "DANCE
OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY"]
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And who better than Nick Sax to do so?
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You played by their rules long enough.
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Now, look.
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Look what it's gotten you.
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♪
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Work for me.
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Embrace your manifest destiny
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as judge, jury...
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♪
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And executioner.
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And maybe even have a little fun
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while you're at it.
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♪
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[OMINOUS OVERTONE]
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Nick.
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Nick.
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- Nick!
- Wake up, Nick!
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I'm okay, I'm... I'm just a little...
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[GRUNTS]
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[SINISTER MUSIC]
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- Real talk.
- Hmm?
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That's some good shit, Smoothie.
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♪
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I wouldn't, if I were you.
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I need him alive.
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Not you.
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♪
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- Let's go.
- [GROANS]
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♪ Ooh-ooh, Sonny ♪
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♪ Ooh, Sonny Shine ♪
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[OMINOUS MUSIC]
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[CHILDREN CHATTERING]
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♪
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[SCANNER BEEPING]
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[WAND WARBLING]
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♪
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This way to your seat, Ms. Hansen.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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♪
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[OVERLAPPING CHATTER, LAUGHTER]
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Ah! [GROANS]
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Hey, cool it with the rough stuff.
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Hey!
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No!
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[LOCK CLICKING]
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[PANTING]
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[FOREBODING MUSIC]
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♪
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[GASPS]
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♪
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[ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
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♪
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What kind...
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♪
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What kind of evil...
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♪
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Feels great.
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A teeny bit tight, is all.
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I guess the costume was
made for a little guy.
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Mm, don't worry about that.
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- You've studied the script?
- Yes, sir.
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Me good, you evil.
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- Blah, blah, blah.
- And then you kick my ass.
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Then I kick your ass, correct.
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Right, about that part.
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We ain't really ever gone over that.
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Improv.
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I make my entrance, you follow my lead.
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I defeat you, I save Easter.
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Where is the disconnect?
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Uh, the other part.
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The part where I gotta, you know.
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We've been over this a bazillion times.
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I know, but shouldn't
there be some kind of way
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we can fake it?
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The blood and guts and all?
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You know, like some
kind of Hollywood magic?
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No.
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You cornfed...
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cornhole.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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It has to be real.
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That's what people want now. Reality.
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But I ain't even skinned
a possum before, Mr. Shine.
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You said you would do
anything to succeed.
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Right?
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A... and then...
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the other part, where it says
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"the evil dies tonight,"
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guess that means I ain't coming back.
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That's the best part.
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Yeah, Evil Bunny... Evil Bunny makes
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a death-defying escape
only to fight another day
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as Sonny Shine's very big, very bad,
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ultra-arch "villy."
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- A recurring role!
- [GROWLS]
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[DOOR ALARM CHIRPING]
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Uh, give... give me a second!
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Okay, get out.
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Remember, this is our secret.
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Our own J.J. Abrams super plot twist.
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J.J. Abrams.
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[DOOR ALARM CHIRPS]
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Sonny.
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I'd like you to meet a
very special little girl.
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[SINISTER MUSIC]
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♪
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Best seats in the house.
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Oh, oh.
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Look.
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For a special occasion.
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Oh, oh, oops! [LAUGHING]
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Maybe I'm getting a little too excited.
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- Oh, you thirsty?
- Yes.
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Yes, thirsty.
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Here we go. Thirsty, thirsty, thirsty?
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No, no, no, oh.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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No, because the alcohol,
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it will dilute the drug
running through your system
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and we can't have that.
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No. [GASPS]
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Oops, oh. Oh, boy.
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Big bottle.
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Yes. [GASPS]
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[SPLUTTERS]
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Look at you.
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Every fiber of that adorable little face
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screaming for murder.
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Sonny.
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This is your new soloist, Hailey Hansen.
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New soloist?
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What happened to Tatiana?
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She was deported back to Uzbekistan,
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but didn't you hear me?
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Hailey Hansen.
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Survivor of the terrible mass
kidnappings last Christmas.
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♪
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I see.
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Will you excuse us for a moment?
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Isn't she the kid of you-know-who?
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Mm. [SNIFFS]
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You could look at it that way.
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Or, she's a celebrity victim.
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Put her on a pedestal.
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Give her a magical moment.
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People love a good resurrection story.
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Does she know the words to the music?
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Oh, every octave.
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[MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Yes, yes, yes.
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[CLICKS TONGUE] Let's see.
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♪
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Of all the little double-X chromosomes
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in all the land,
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why do you think you deserve
to be onstage with me?
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♪
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If she's gonna freeze up now,
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she's gonna piss ice
cubes on that stage.
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♪
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It's okay, Hailey.
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Now, you tell Sonny Shine
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why you're saving the real fireworks
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for the show tonight.
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The big event.
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♪
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Mr. Shine?
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I've dreamed of this
moment since I was little.
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Honestly, this has been the worst year
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of my entire life.
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Christmas was ruined forever.
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But you know who got me through it all?
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You.
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I made one wish and it came true.
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I'm with you, my hero.
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Sonny Shine.
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Any kid would kill to be where I am.
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[GENTLE MUSIC]
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I want you...
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to say all of that...
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tonight...
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on camera...
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to the world.
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Okay?
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Absolutely, Mr. Shine.
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Paint my pickle.
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Hailey Hansen. [SPITS]
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Welcome aboard.
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♪
280
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[SINISTER MUSIC]
281
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:53,004
[MUFFLED CHATTERING]
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♪
283
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- [LIGHTS CLICK]
- [CHILDREN SCREAMING]
284
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Coming to living rooms and home theaters
285
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of nearly 100 million
sundrops around the world,
286
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:07,339
broadcast in 147 different countries,
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in 25 languages, including
six dialects of Arabic,
288
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,981
the moment you've been
waiting for all year,
289
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:17,637
it's Sonny Shine's Easter Eggtacular!
290
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,030
ALL: Sonny! Sonny!
291
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:21,902
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
292
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,992
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
293
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:32,001
♪
294
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,917
Are we making Easter great again?
295
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:37,918
[ALL CHEERING]
296
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,225
Yeah! [LAUGHING]
297
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:42,724
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
298
00:14:42,727 --> 00:14:44,969
Sundrops!
299
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,580
♪ Sundrops ♪
300
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:50,235
- I love you all.
- I love you, Sonny!
301
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:53,499
And why wouldn't you?
302
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,240
Why wouldn't you?
303
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:59,070
You know, I had planned a
big bump and grind number
304
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,724
for the opening of tonight's show.
305
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:04,118
Something strange
306
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,599
and darkly sexy.
307
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:10,820
With my wonderful Wishees, of course.
308
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,823
But then I thought,
309
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:16,609
this moment's not about me.
310
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:20,047
This moment is about you!
311
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,614
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
312
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:25,792
Your voice, not mine!
313
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,751
Is there some...
314
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:32,625
special someone out there...
315
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,975
who will give me their voice?
316
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,543
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
317
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,023
Yes!
318
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,199
My, my, my, yes!
319
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,896
Is it you?
320
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,854
No, it's not you.
321
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,900
Up there in the cheapies?
322
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,120
No.
323
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,992
Absolutely not you.
324
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,515
Me, Sonny! Me!
325
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,648
[OVERLAPPING SHOUTING]
326
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,423
Oh.
327
00:15:58,426 --> 00:16:00,130
You.
328
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:03,047
You!
329
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:06,224
Would you like to give me your voice,
330
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,269
Hailey Hansen?
331
00:16:08,272 --> 00:16:10,492
[SILENCE]
332
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,758
Yes!
333
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,848
Come on up! Come on up!
334
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:24,851
You've probably read
about her on your phones.
335
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,116
Hailey was the little girl
336
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,771
that was kidnapped last Christmas.
337
00:16:31,337 --> 00:16:35,034
She survived unspeakable terrors.
338
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,081
Hailey!
339
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,606
And maybe part of her died a little.
340
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,086
Can you blame her?
341
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:45,045
Maybe you're starting to
get it, but let me help you.
342
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:49,093
Inside that Easter basket
is a 9-millimeter handgun.
343
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,008
She smuggled it into the show tonight.
344
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,313
- No.
- Yes.
345
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,836
No.
346
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:57,275
But now she's back.
347
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,799
Resurrected.
348
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,802
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
349
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,805
[RADIOHEAD'S "BULLET PROOF...
I WISH I WAS" OVER SPEAKERS]
350
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:12,814
♪
351
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:19,123
♪ Limb by limb and tooth by tooth ♪
352
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:25,259
♪ Tearing up inside of me ♪
353
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:31,091
♪ Every day, every hour ♪
354
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:35,095
♪ Wish that I ♪
355
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:38,316
♪
356
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:42,233
♪ Was bulletproof ♪
357
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,409
[SCREAMING]
358
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,106
Hailey!
359
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,368
I gotta find Nick, Amanda.
360
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:50,763
Nick will know what
to do, he always does!
361
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:57,772
♪
362
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:07,127
♪ Wax me ♪
363
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,869
I think you know what she's
gonna do with that gun.
364
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,175
No.
365
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,873
She's gonna use it for
what guns are used for.
366
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,223
Like father, like daughter.
367
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:21,794
♪ You have turned me into this ♪
368
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:23,012
♪ Just wish that ♪
369
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,145
Don't you see, Sax?
370
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,365
This is how I destroy you.
371
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,976
This is how I undo you.
372
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:36,025
♪ Was bulletproof ♪
373
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,202
No, no, please.
374
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,987
♪
375
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,032
Why not have a child?
376
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:46,166
What's the worst thing
that could happen?
377
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,081
Winds up like me?
378
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,114
Please.
379
00:18:49,117 --> 00:18:52,129
Oh, the begging and the pleading.
380
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,914
- No.
- It's like music to my ears.
381
00:18:54,916 --> 00:19:01,486
♪ So pay me money and take a shot ♪
382
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:07,492
♪ Lead fill the hole in me ♪
383
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:12,932
♪ I could burst a million bubbles ♪
384
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:16,196
♪ All surrogate ♪
385
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:20,331
♪
386
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:27,338
♪ And bulletproof ♪
387
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:31,864
♪
388
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:35,302
♪ And bulletproof ♪
389
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,217
- [LIGHTS CLICK]
- [MUSIC STOPS]
390
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:40,351
[CONFUSED CHATTER]
391
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:41,830
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
392
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,877
[DISTORTED VOICE]
I warned you there would be
393
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:47,271
no Easter fun this year.
394
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:50,491
[CHILDREN SCREAMING]
395
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:53,494
No gaiety, no revelry.
396
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:57,803
No pastel, pagan Bacchanalia.
397
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,979
But you didn't listen!
398
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:02,329
[CHILDREN SCREAMING]
399
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,984
"Easter Strong," you said.
400
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:07,378
Well, we'll see!
401
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,772
We'll see!
402
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,992
Sonny, you moron, what the hell?
403
00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,950
- Nick!
- [GROANS]
404
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:17,170
- Happy.
- I found you.
405
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:20,304
[LAUGHS] Just like our first time.
406
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,044
What can I do, Nick?
407
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,872
Sure could use a drink.
408
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,483
♪
409
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,267
No, no, no.
410
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:30,792
Not that.
411
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,533
Nick, I've been thinking.
412
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,927
You can touch me. No one else can.
413
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,450
[HAPPY SQUEAKS]
414
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:37,930
[EXPLOSION]
415
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:40,019
- But why?
- Uh...
416
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:44,284
I think... I think it's
because you believe in me.
417
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,243
- Fascinating.
- Uh-huh.
418
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:50,159
Now, believe in this.
419
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,336
[GASPS, LAUGHS]
420
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,381
Oh, sweet Jesus.
421
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,078
Bottom's up, buddy.
422
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,429
- [CAN POPS]
- [BEER GURGLING]
423
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,822
♪
424
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:03,303
[GRUNTS, SNIFFS]
425
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,131
[GROWLING]
426
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,481
♪
427
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:10,484
Not so fast, you cotton-tailed terrorist!
428
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,356
[GLASS SHATTERING]
429
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,401
Over here, rodent!
430
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,013
[CHUCKLING]
431
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:19,972
[GLASS SHATTERS]
432
00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:21,495
[LIGHTS CLICK]
433
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:25,456
Your hippity-hoppity reign
of destruction ends tonight.
434
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,240
[DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC]
435
00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:30,199
♪ Mega ♪
436
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,332
[CHILDREN CHEERING]
437
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:39,298
♪
438
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:46,868
[CHEERING]
439
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:51,177
♪
440
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:53,962
[CHUCKLES] Oh, no, no, no.
441
00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:55,660
You're not going anywhere, daddy.
442
00:21:55,663 --> 00:21:58,097
I filled that syringe with a dosage
443
00:21:58,099 --> 00:22:00,273
that would paralyze
a silverback gorilla,
444
00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:03,320
and then doubled it.
445
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,671
Should have tripled it.
446
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,368
[YELLS, GRUNTS]
447
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,979
That was close. [GRUNTS]
448
00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:15,027
♪
449
00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:17,290
[YELLS]
450
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,117
She's outside. She's
gonna meet us outside.
451
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,641
ALL: Sonny! Sonny!
452
00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:22,687
Whoo-hoo! [LAUGHS]
453
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:25,211
ALL: Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
454
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,909
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
455
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:34,918
♪
456
00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:39,051
[CHOKING]
457
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:41,619
[GRUNTS]
458
00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:44,622
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
459
00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:50,367
♪
460
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,281
I... ugh.
461
00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:55,067
[BOTH GRUNTING]
462
00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:58,636
♪
463
00:22:58,638 --> 00:23:00,333
[GROANS]
464
00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:02,683
- ALL: Sonny! Sonny!
- No one gets out of here!
465
00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:05,469
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
466
00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:07,917
Come on, come on, come on!
Let's get out of here now!
467
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:13,381
♪
468
00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:25,227
[BONES CRUNCHING]
469
00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:27,012
[GRUNTS]
470
00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:32,583
♪
471
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:35,760
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC]
472
00:23:35,762 --> 00:23:40,286
♪
473
00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:42,244
[GRUNTS]
474
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:44,203
♪
475
00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:47,206
[STRAINING]
476
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:50,775
♪
477
00:23:50,777 --> 00:23:52,211
[GROANING]
478
00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:53,604
Don't panic, everyone!
479
00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:57,172
I got this!
480
00:23:57,174 --> 00:23:59,610
No, no! Cut, cut, cut!
481
00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:02,613
[CHEERING]
482
00:24:02,615 --> 00:24:03,657
♪
483
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:06,051
Whoo! [LAUGHS]
484
00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:08,314
ALL: Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
485
00:24:08,317 --> 00:24:11,622
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
486
00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:15,277
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
487
00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:18,324
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
488
00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:19,717
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
489
00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:23,372
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
490
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:25,331
[CHILDREN CHEERING]
491
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:28,116
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
492
00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:30,336
♪
493
00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:32,643
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
494
00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:36,037
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
495
00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:38,387
Hailey!
496
00:24:38,389 --> 00:24:43,784
♪
497
00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:47,039
Hailey, don't do it... [GROANS]
498
00:24:47,042 --> 00:24:48,789
Stop!
499
00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:51,270
Hailey...
500
00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:54,186
♪
501
00:24:54,188 --> 00:24:55,753
This is what Smoothie wants.
502
00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:58,233
[PANTING]
503
00:24:58,235 --> 00:25:01,410
This is what he's wanted
from the beginning.
504
00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:08,417
♪
505
00:25:08,419 --> 00:25:10,202
I'm not doing this for him, Dad.
506
00:25:10,204 --> 00:25:13,161
♪
507
00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:16,643
I'm doing it for me.
508
00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:19,648
[WHOOSHING]
509
00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:26,784
[GRUNTS]
510
00:25:26,786 --> 00:25:28,089
[CROWD SCREAMING]
511
00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:29,613
Nick!
512
00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:36,489
♪
513
00:25:36,491 --> 00:25:39,492
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
514
00:25:39,494 --> 00:25:46,501
♪
515
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,592
[GUNSHOT]
516
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:53,637
[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]
517
00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:55,726
[GUNSHOT]
518
00:25:55,728 --> 00:25:59,468
[SCREAMING, CHATTER]
519
00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:02,384
♪ When Sonny gets blue ♪
520
00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:04,604
♪ Hey eyes get ♪
521
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:08,260
[GUNSHOT]
522
00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:11,176
♪ Then the rain begins ♪
523
00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:14,614
♪ To fall ♪
524
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,529
[AUDIENCE GASPING]
525
00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:19,401
♪ Pitter, patter, pitter, patter ♪
526
00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:20,707
Sonny, Sonny!
527
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:25,274
♪ Love is gone so what can matter ♪
528
00:26:25,277 --> 00:26:27,376
♪ No sweet lovin' man ♪
529
00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:29,673
♪ Comes to call ♪
530
00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,370
All my little sundrops.
531
00:26:31,372 --> 00:26:33,938
Oh... [LAUGHS, COUGHS]
532
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:36,418
[SNIFFS, GROANS]
533
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:41,423
♪ She breathes a sigh of sadness ♪
534
00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:44,296
♪ Like the wind that stirs ♪
535
00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:46,559
Boop. [COUGHS]
536
00:26:46,561 --> 00:26:48,692
[SNIFFS] You're not...
537
00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:51,782
You're not the fu...
you're not the future.
538
00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:53,112
No.
539
00:26:53,115 --> 00:26:54,698
- You're not...
- Can I get a selfie?
540
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,743
You're not the future.
541
00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:58,789
♪
542
00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:01,792
I'm the... I'm the...
543
00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:03,663
I'm the fu...
544
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,182
I'm the future.
545
00:27:05,185 --> 00:27:06,228
I...
546
00:27:06,231 --> 00:27:08,841
♪ People used to love ♪
547
00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:12,454
♪ Hear her laugh, see her smile ♪
548
00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:14,326
[SOMBER CHATTER]
549
00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:17,372
♪ That's how she got her name ♪
550
00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:20,375
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
551
00:27:20,377 --> 00:27:23,291
♪
552
00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:27,731
This is the NYPD! This
is an active crime scene!
553
00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:30,690
If you remain in this
area, you are in danger.
554
00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:33,388
- Evacuate immediately.
- Huh.
555
00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:35,652
Move calmly and swiftly
to the nearest exit.
556
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,305
Repeat, you are...
557
00:27:37,307 --> 00:27:38,524
- Dad, Dad, Dad.
- Shh.
558
00:27:38,526 --> 00:27:39,917
Dad, I'm... I'm sorry.
559
00:27:39,919 --> 00:27:41,832
Shh, no, no, no.
560
00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:43,672
...calmly and swiftly
to the nearest exit.
561
00:27:43,675 --> 00:27:45,836
It's not your fault. I did this.
562
00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:48,012
I'm sorry I said I
wanted things to go back
563
00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:49,682
to the way the used to be.
564
00:27:49,685 --> 00:27:51,885
I didn't mean it, I didn't.
565
00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:53,539
I know.
566
00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:56,760
It's okay.
567
00:27:56,762 --> 00:27:59,545
You never needed a fake dad anyway.
568
00:27:59,547 --> 00:28:01,852
You're not a fake dad.
569
00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:03,636
♪
570
00:28:03,638 --> 00:28:05,856
You're real...
571
00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:09,250
and I don't want you to go.
572
00:28:09,252 --> 00:28:11,775
[SOMBER MUSIC]
573
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:14,778
[LABORED BREATHING]
574
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,344
♪
575
00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:20,044
Move calmly and swiftly
to the nearest exit.
576
00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:24,526
♪
577
00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:27,747
Drop the weapon! Drop the weapon!
578
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:30,532
- Any other active shooter?
- Ma'am, drop the weapon.
579
00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:33,369
Hands where I can see
them. Cover the corners!
580
00:28:35,358 --> 00:28:37,546
Sonny's show was the highest-rated
581
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,063
Easter Sunday broadcast ever.
582
00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:40,238
By the time he ate the bullet,
583
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,108
he was doing Super Bowl numbers.
584
00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:44,024
He was right, the show was a hit.
585
00:28:44,026 --> 00:28:44,971
It's ironic.
586
00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:47,111
Poor guy never lived
to see the overnights.
587
00:28:47,114 --> 00:28:49,994
- I always knew it would work.
- What about Brooks?
588
00:28:54,254 --> 00:28:55,427
Replaceable.
589
00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:57,821
No, I mean, shouldn't we say something?
590
00:28:57,823 --> 00:29:00,214
Tell someone? I mean, his family?
591
00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:02,129
Why ruin a great feel-good story?
592
00:29:02,131 --> 00:29:03,914
We should get something
going with the guy.
593
00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,219
The one who killed Santa Claus.
594
00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:06,568
Now we're talking.
595
00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:08,222
He's like a real-life John McClane.
596
00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:09,876
Exclusive with Fareed Zakaria.
597
00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:12,580
Screw that. Why not his own show?
598
00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:14,702
Wait, wait, let's don't
get ahead of ourselves.
599
00:29:14,705 --> 00:29:16,274
Didn't he die?
600
00:29:16,276 --> 00:29:18,842
Get him over. Clear.
601
00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:20,800
[ELECTRICITY ZAPPING]
602
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,456
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
603
00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:24,593
Somebody check that.
604
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,503
[MONITOR FLAT-LINING]
605
00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:30,810
Nick. Wake up, Nick.
606
00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:33,900
- Call it.
- Time of death, 9:53 p.m.
607
00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:35,859
All right, that's a wrap.
608
00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:37,960
You wanna grab margaritas at Chili's?
609
00:29:37,963 --> 00:29:39,993
[SIGHS] Nah, "The Voice" is on tonight.
610
00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:43,170
No, you can't just...
this is somebody's father!
611
00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:44,868
Somebody's son!
612
00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:46,870
Somebody's best friend!
613
00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:48,219
Wake him up, Doc!
614
00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:50,264
Use the zappers, come on!
615
00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:52,268
Wait.
616
00:29:53,573 --> 00:29:55,921
Do you feel that?
617
00:29:55,924 --> 00:29:57,489
- That breeze?
- No, uh-uh.
618
00:29:57,491 --> 00:30:00,013
No, no, no, don't start that shit, Doc.
619
00:30:00,015 --> 00:30:01,928
That "you can feel
the spirit leaving them
620
00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:04,278
as they slough off the
motherfucking mortal coil."
621
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,741
I'm not having that shit.
622
00:30:05,744 --> 00:30:07,455
I will walk the fuck right out of here
623
00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:09,849
and you will not see
my black ass ever again.
624
00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:11,459
Try me.
625
00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:14,071
Oh, there are millions
of "IFs" out there
626
00:30:14,073 --> 00:30:15,577
just like you, Happy.
627
00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:17,596
Waiting for the moment our young friends
628
00:30:17,598 --> 00:30:20,077
stop believing completely...
629
00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:22,949
And we blink out of existence.
630
00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:25,386
When your friend stops
believing, you disappear.
631
00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:26,953
I die...
632
00:30:26,955 --> 00:30:29,956
if she dies.
633
00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:33,133
Well, I guess this is it, then.
634
00:30:33,135 --> 00:30:35,396
I've lived, I've loved.
635
00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:38,182
I've done things no other
imaginary friend has ever done.
636
00:30:38,184 --> 00:30:40,532
Now it's time for me to go.
637
00:30:40,534 --> 00:30:42,608
The great pineapple pasture in the sky
638
00:30:42,611 --> 00:30:46,320
where IFs frolic forever
under clown-colored clouds.
639
00:30:46,322 --> 00:30:48,453
Goodbye, sweet world.
640
00:30:48,455 --> 00:30:51,978
Goodbye, Hailey, wherever you are.
641
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:54,330
Goodbye, partner.
642
00:31:02,512 --> 00:31:04,904
I'm...
643
00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:06,995
not dead.
644
00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:11,260
Why the heck ain't I dead?
645
00:31:14,263 --> 00:31:17,177
[ANGELIC CLASSICAL MUSIC]
646
00:31:17,179 --> 00:31:24,186
♪
647
00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:35,543
Welcome, Nick.
648
00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:38,982
Size doesn't matter here.
649
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:40,984
♪
650
00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:42,986
My breasts are filled
651
00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:46,554
with the finest bourbons.
652
00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:50,732
Suckle them for eternity.
653
00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:56,610
♪
654
00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:09,275
Hello, Nick.
655
00:32:11,668 --> 00:32:13,105
Motherfucker.
656
00:32:13,108 --> 00:32:15,147
If you're gonna cock-block
me for all eternity,
657
00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:16,367
we're gonna have a problem.
658
00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:18,543
No, no, Nick, I just
come here sometimes.
659
00:32:18,545 --> 00:32:21,111
You know, pop into the party.
660
00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:25,332
Which is absolutely fucking bestial.
661
00:32:25,334 --> 00:32:27,639
[LAUGHS] No, but I wanted
662
00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:30,594
to tell you, Nick, it
doesn't have to be this way.
663
00:32:30,597 --> 00:32:32,426
You can turn back.
664
00:32:32,428 --> 00:32:35,081
I don't think you got the memo, asshole.
665
00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:36,688
I flat-lined. Bellied up.
666
00:32:36,691 --> 00:32:38,519
Bagged and tagged.
667
00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:40,391
Man, is it hot in here.
668
00:32:40,394 --> 00:32:41,855
I can still bring you back.
669
00:32:41,858 --> 00:32:43,532
What the fuck would I want that for?
670
00:32:43,535 --> 00:32:46,179
I been dreaming of this
moment my entire life.
671
00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:47,996
[TENSE MUSIC]
672
00:32:47,999 --> 00:32:50,269
What about your little girl?
673
00:32:50,272 --> 00:32:51,750
♪
674
00:32:51,752 --> 00:32:53,447
Let's face facts.
675
00:32:53,449 --> 00:32:56,189
I think there's one thing
we've all learned here.
676
00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,017
♪
677
00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,715
That she's better off without me.
678
00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:04,676
Hmm, difficult point to argue.
679
00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:08,288
Oh, then there is the
small matter of revenge.
680
00:33:08,290 --> 00:33:11,770
♪
681
00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:13,662
"Revenge"?
682
00:33:13,665 --> 00:33:15,612
I don't have a vengeful bone in my body.
683
00:33:15,615 --> 00:33:18,472
Oh, Nick, don't be
tedious. Of course you do.
684
00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:21,649
Everybody loves revenge.
685
00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:25,131
I mean, can you really
shuffle off to the great beyond
686
00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,699
knowing that the man who bested you
687
00:33:27,701 --> 00:33:29,092
is still out there somewhere?
688
00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:30,528
Can you?
689
00:33:30,530 --> 00:33:32,834
You know who I'm talking about.
690
00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:34,532
Tick, tock, time to rock.
691
00:33:34,534 --> 00:33:37,326
I'm going to show you
why they call me...
692
00:33:37,329 --> 00:33:38,579
Smoothie.
693
00:33:38,581 --> 00:33:40,494
Yes.
694
00:33:40,496 --> 00:33:43,758
♪
695
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,631
But there's the finest bourbon.
696
00:33:46,633 --> 00:33:51,157
♪
697
00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:52,463
[CHUCKLES]
698
00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:54,769
Why is it so hot in here?
699
00:33:54,771 --> 00:33:56,162
[GAS HISSING]
700
00:33:56,164 --> 00:33:59,513
Death drums his fingers
and waits for us all,
701
00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:01,689
even me.
702
00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:03,751
I think he can wait a little longer.
703
00:34:03,754 --> 00:34:05,345
Don't you?
704
00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:10,307
♪
705
00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:12,135
Well, maybe just a little bit longer.
706
00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:14,354
Splendid! [LAUGHING]
707
00:34:14,356 --> 00:34:16,443
- Ooh, one small thing.
- Yeah?
708
00:34:16,445 --> 00:34:18,860
If I bring you back, you
belong to me for all time.
709
00:34:18,863 --> 00:34:20,317
- Okay?
- What?
710
00:34:20,319 --> 00:34:23,320
[GAS HISSING]
711
00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:29,761
♪
712
00:34:29,763 --> 00:34:32,764
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
713
00:34:32,766 --> 00:34:39,773
♪
714
00:34:43,472 --> 00:34:46,473
[FLAMES ROARING]
715
00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:49,476
[TENSE MUSIC]
716
00:34:49,478 --> 00:34:52,699
♪
717
00:34:54,309 --> 00:34:56,311
I've woken up worse.
718
00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:02,054
Okay, Hansen.
719
00:35:02,056 --> 00:35:04,143
Your ride's here.
720
00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:05,710
Is it grandma?
721
00:35:05,712 --> 00:35:08,104
No, honey, it's your aunt.
722
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,106
I have an aunt?
723
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,109
[CURIOUS MUSIC]
724
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:16,199
Nice jacket.
725
00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:18,723
It's supposed to make
me look more normal.
726
00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:20,768
I'm sure you can relate.
727
00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:22,727
It's not working.
728
00:35:22,729 --> 00:35:25,077
♪
729
00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:27,819
I don't understand.
730
00:35:27,821 --> 00:35:31,736
Well, your mom and dad
listed me as your next of kin.
731
00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:35,174
So, looks like I got
a roommate for a while.
732
00:35:35,176 --> 00:35:37,089
♪
733
00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:39,222
Why would she put me with you?
734
00:35:39,224 --> 00:35:40,875
Maybe she thought you could use
735
00:35:40,877 --> 00:35:43,141
a good female role model.
736
00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:53,932
What happened to your hand?
737
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:57,065
Story for another day.
738
00:35:57,067 --> 00:36:00,025
Feet off the dash.
739
00:36:00,027 --> 00:36:01,853
[MR. MISTER'S "BOOK OF LOVE"]
740
00:36:01,855 --> 00:36:03,768
[BARKS, GROWLS]
741
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:06,249
♪
742
00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:08,120
Where is everyone?
743
00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:11,036
You live under a mushroom or something?
744
00:36:11,038 --> 00:36:13,995
Not you.
745
00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:16,911
- I don't understand.
- Oh, sorry.
746
00:36:16,913 --> 00:36:21,133
I guess you missed the IF
mass genocide on Sunday.
747
00:36:21,135 --> 00:36:23,396
That Bob's Big Boy-looking
perv all the kids love
748
00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:25,137
got murdered on national television.
749
00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:27,270
No big deal. I'm sure you can DVR it.
750
00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:29,968
Oh, that.
751
00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:31,665
I was there.
752
00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,058
Dude.
753
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:34,146
I'm sorry.
754
00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:35,974
Oh, forget it.
755
00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:37,976
The usual? On the house, man.
756
00:36:37,978 --> 00:36:39,934
No, thanks.
757
00:36:39,936 --> 00:36:42,067
Hey, you haven't seen
Peep around, have you?
758
00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:44,417
Peep? Yeah, she's here.
759
00:36:44,419 --> 00:36:46,419
I let her use the back room.
760
00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:50,467
Hey, wait, you probably
don't want to go back there.
761
00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:52,164
Suit yourself, buddy.
762
00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:55,167
[BOTH MOANING]
763
00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:56,821
Oh, yes, sir!
764
00:36:56,823 --> 00:36:57,838
Yes, sir!
765
00:36:57,841 --> 00:36:59,565
Three bags full!
766
00:36:59,568 --> 00:37:01,781
- Bo?
- [BOTH GASP]
767
00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:04,831
- Ah, crap.
- Oh, uh, hey, Happy.
768
00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:09,181
What's good, man?
769
00:37:09,183 --> 00:37:11,879
- [CHATTERING]
- ♪ The voices sing ♪
770
00:37:11,881 --> 00:37:14,317
♪ The book of love will open up ♪
771
00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:16,188
I was, uh...
772
00:37:16,190 --> 00:37:17,842
distraught?
773
00:37:17,844 --> 00:37:21,019
♪ Take these broken wings ♪
774
00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:23,239
♪ You've got to learn to fly ♪
775
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:26,067
♪ Learn to live, love so free ♪
776
00:37:26,069 --> 00:37:28,374
♪ And when we hear ♪
777
00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:31,769
You'll be all right there for a while.
778
00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:34,948
Merry lost her father, too, you know.
779
00:37:35,992 --> 00:37:37,253
I just want you to know
780
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:40,038
that none of this is your fault.
781
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,736
We all just did what we had to do.
782
00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:44,303
That's all.
783
00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:47,306
[DARK MUSIC]
784
00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:50,048
♪
785
00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:52,311
I'm coming for you.
786
00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:54,052
You stay strong, Hailey.
787
00:37:54,054 --> 00:37:55,967
I promise, no matter what it takes,
788
00:37:55,969 --> 00:38:00,058
I will come for you.
789
00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:03,061
No, Mom.
790
00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:05,803
I'll come for you.
791
00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:08,806
[DARK ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
792
00:38:08,808 --> 00:38:12,810
♪
793
00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:15,813
[CARS HONKING]
794
00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:22,822
♪
795
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:40,446
[DOG BARKING]
796
00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:41,882
Hey, hey, hey!
797
00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:44,102
Da-da-da-da, yeah, you.
798
00:38:44,104 --> 00:38:51,111
♪
799
00:38:53,809 --> 00:38:55,287
Don't look at that!
800
00:38:55,289 --> 00:38:57,333
Look at this!
801
00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:04,342
♪
802
00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:13,436
[CARS HONKING]
803
00:39:13,438 --> 00:39:15,873
♪
804
00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:19,485
[GRUMBLES]
805
00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:21,922
[GROANING]
806
00:39:21,924 --> 00:39:23,881
[WHOOSHING]
807
00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:27,800
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC]
808
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:31,279
[LABORED BREATHING]
809
00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:34,195
I always thought I knew
what my purpose was,
810
00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:36,633
but that's all gone now.
811
00:39:36,635 --> 00:39:38,374
I don't even know what I am anymore.
812
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,898
What the heck am I?
813
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:42,334
That's a very good question.
814
00:39:42,336 --> 00:39:44,467
That's a very good question.
815
00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:47,165
You seem to be, like,
a kind of a mash-up
816
00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:50,473
of random images from a child's brain
817
00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:54,607
that's, uh, obtained
some kind of autonomy.
818
00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:56,392
Isn't that wild?
819
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,002
God?
820
00:39:58,004 --> 00:40:01,484
Let's call me, uh, an imaginary friend.
821
00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:05,966
Only, my friend, uh,
happens to be, you know,
822
00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:07,490
a whole civilization.
823
00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:09,038
At this point, thankfully,
824
00:40:09,041 --> 00:40:13,059
an ever-dwindling
portion of civilization.
825
00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:14,671
That's a funny name for it, isn't it?
826
00:40:14,673 --> 00:40:16,324
"Civilization."
827
00:40:16,326 --> 00:40:18,370
Geez, insects are more civilized.
828
00:40:18,372 --> 00:40:20,973
You, an... an imaginary friend?
829
00:40:20,976 --> 00:40:23,897
That's silly, everyone believes in you.
830
00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:25,508
They do?
831
00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:27,553
Really? [SCOFFS]
832
00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:28,641
To tell you the truth,
833
00:40:28,643 --> 00:40:30,295
I got days when I feel just like you.
834
00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:32,660
Like, "What the hell am
I even doing up here?"
835
00:40:32,663 --> 00:40:34,081
I mean, yes, you're right.
836
00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:36,910
People... people talk about me,
837
00:40:36,912 --> 00:40:39,957
but they don't really believe.
838
00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:42,438
I mean, they pretend to.
839
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,483
But look at them.
840
00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:46,137
Geez.
841
00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:48,008
But, you know, that's exactly my point.
842
00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:50,924
Every day, I hear these
sanctimonious assholes saying,
843
00:40:50,926 --> 00:40:53,621
"God told me this," and
"God spoke to me that."
844
00:40:53,624 --> 00:40:56,060
Um, n-no.
845
00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:58,149
No, I did... did not.
846
00:40:58,151 --> 00:41:00,717
I dunno what voice you're hearing,
847
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,241
but, uh, it's not mine.
848
00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:04,416
Not mine.
849
00:41:04,418 --> 00:41:05,983
But what about prayers?
850
00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:08,551
Prayers? That's... that's for them.
851
00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:11,554
That's not for me, not for us.
852
00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:13,556
Uh, hey, if I played favorites
853
00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:17,081
based on who, uh, stroked my ego more,
854
00:41:17,083 --> 00:41:18,256
you know, what kind of...
855
00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:19,754
what kind of jagoff would I be?
856
00:41:19,757 --> 00:41:21,801
No, prayers, mm,
857
00:41:21,804 --> 00:41:24,088
are like those buttons at the crosswalk.
858
00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:26,612
You press them to make you feel better,
859
00:41:26,614 --> 00:41:28,440
but you're not gonna change the traffic
860
00:41:28,442 --> 00:41:29,963
by hitting a button.
861
00:41:29,965 --> 00:41:31,617
If I were you, here's what I'd do:
862
00:41:31,619 --> 00:41:33,619
I'd focus on doing what I do best.
863
00:41:33,621 --> 00:41:35,099
Being a friend.
864
00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:37,101
Forget the "imaginary" part.
865
00:41:37,103 --> 00:41:38,581
The... the nice lady is rotting away
866
00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,626
in the stoney lonesome for manslaughter.
867
00:41:40,628 --> 00:41:42,367
The little girl is about to turn into
868
00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:44,587
some kind of witch assassin
869
00:41:44,589 --> 00:41:48,199
on the trail of an evil, secret society.
870
00:41:48,201 --> 00:41:50,462
It's very dangerous, man.
871
00:41:50,464 --> 00:41:53,465
And, you know, Sax, the idiot?
872
00:41:53,467 --> 00:41:55,249
You know, he's a half-zombie
873
00:41:55,251 --> 00:41:59,297
in the service of some kind
of schizophrenic demi-god.
874
00:41:59,299 --> 00:42:02,169
But Nick's dead.
875
00:42:02,171 --> 00:42:04,694
Um, yeah, well, you might wanna...
876
00:42:04,696 --> 00:42:06,609
you might wanna check on that.
877
00:42:06,611 --> 00:42:08,698
Good talk, good talk.
878
00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:10,134
I gotta ghost, man.
879
00:42:10,136 --> 00:42:12,136
You know, this ain't my only gig.
880
00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:14,913
Huh, maybe my time here is...
881
00:42:14,916 --> 00:42:16,488
is coming to an end.
882
00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:18,403
Huh.
883
00:42:18,405 --> 00:42:20,579
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
884
00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:23,060
Anyway, ball up.
885
00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:25,758
Ball up, little... little horsey.
886
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,412
Drop those tiny blue testicles,
887
00:42:27,414 --> 00:42:31,459
'cause this shit's
about to get, uh, dark.
888
00:42:31,461 --> 00:42:34,595
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
889
00:42:36,641 --> 00:42:39,642
[GENTLE MUSIC]
890
00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:46,041
♪
891
00:42:47,477 --> 00:42:49,481
Hey, uh, this came for you today.
892
00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:52,176
It's from Europe.
893
00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:54,739
Thank you. I've been waiting for this.
894
00:42:54,742 --> 00:42:57,616
[TENSE MUSIC]
895
00:42:57,618 --> 00:43:01,579
♪
896
00:43:36,788 --> 00:43:39,789
[NEW ORDER'S "BLUE MONDAY"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
897
00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:44,707
♪
898
00:43:44,709 --> 00:43:46,709
[SIGHS]
899
00:43:46,711 --> 00:43:52,410
♪
900
00:43:52,412 --> 00:43:54,238
[GRUNTS]
901
00:43:54,240 --> 00:44:01,247
♪
902
00:44:07,862 --> 00:44:10,384
[SIGHS]
903
00:44:10,386 --> 00:44:12,125
How?
904
00:44:12,127 --> 00:44:15,651
♪
905
00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:17,740
[GRUNTS]
906
00:44:17,742 --> 00:44:23,702
♪
907
00:44:23,704 --> 00:44:26,226
[BOTH GRUNT]
908
00:44:26,228 --> 00:44:29,490
I am so happy right now.
909
00:44:29,492 --> 00:44:30,975
- Me, too.
- I thought you were...
910
00:44:30,978 --> 00:44:32,623
Dead. I know, right?
911
00:44:32,626 --> 00:44:33,886
Bullet to the chest from your daughter,
912
00:44:33,888 --> 00:44:35,415
autopsy, incinerator.
913
00:44:35,418 --> 00:44:36,471
Mere trifles.
914
00:44:36,474 --> 00:44:37,885
And then you wouldn't
have been able to...
915
00:44:37,887 --> 00:44:40,497
- Kill you myself.
- Exactly.
916
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:42,678
♪
917
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,158
You know, for people like us,
918
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:49,206
it's never easy to
find a worthy adversary.
919
00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:51,774
A truly meaningful death.
920
00:44:51,776 --> 00:44:54,559
I know exactly what you mean.
921
00:44:54,561 --> 00:44:57,780
♪
922
00:44:57,782 --> 00:44:59,477
Enough with the chitchat.
923
00:44:59,479 --> 00:45:01,827
Ah, I want you to know...
924
00:45:01,829 --> 00:45:04,177
that I have enjoyed our tango.
925
00:45:04,179 --> 00:45:06,919
[SIGHS]
926
00:45:06,921 --> 00:45:09,792
- Goodbye, Smoothie.
- See ya.
927
00:45:09,794 --> 00:45:13,796
♪ Tell me how do I feel ♪
928
00:45:13,798 --> 00:45:17,845
♪ Tell me now how do I feel ♪
929
00:45:19,673 --> 00:45:21,325
So... [SNIFFS]
930
00:45:21,327 --> 00:45:23,762
What do you want to be
for Halloween this year?
931
00:45:23,764 --> 00:45:25,764
Hmm.
932
00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:28,767
[SINISTER MUSIC]
933
00:45:28,776 --> 00:45:35,740
♪
934
00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:39,343
I know!
935
00:45:39,345 --> 00:45:41,824
How about psycho Santa Claus?
936
00:45:41,826 --> 00:45:43,347
♪
937
00:45:43,349 --> 00:45:44,609
No?
938
00:45:44,611 --> 00:45:46,829
All right, honey, you okay?
939
00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:53,794
♪
940
00:46:09,891 --> 00:46:16,891
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